Hey dudes I'm bored, can't be super duper loud, but
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey dudes I'm bored, can't be super duper loud, but if you give me something to say/sing I'll record it on vocaroo. Can sound like a loli or a semi-normal human bean.
'I'm an autistic faggot with no friends" go for it OP
Faggot.
Mozzarella sticks
>>706895602
You can do it OP
hi ENKIDU ;)
"I'd like a cheese burger and a coke"
>>706895602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XSLmzS5MHB
>>706895617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s006gMIXIoLY
"B, but I poop from there"
>>706895765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CmaumtxYlR
>>706895796
>not diet coke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ywo3u2ktgA
>>706895836
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W0pbiNKi9g
>>706895824
>>706895824
say
"mommy where are my chicken tendies"
>>706896040
gotta make it angry and scream REEEEEE ant the end
>>706895987
Last one sounds like louise from bobs burgers.
"DU DU-RUUU"
>>706896040
Seconded, chicken tendies must be had.
I made sausages, Finn and Jake
You sound like BMO, is what I'm getting at.
"herro my name is ching rong mingaru, prease fucku my tiny rori anusu"
Say: Please welcome our savior, president Lord Commander, Donald Trump
Say "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo"
Say "Sarah i hate you"
>>706896040
>>706896112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m392BxGH72
>>706896129
I've gotten Kristen Schaal a lot, I wish I could get a handle on it so I could do lewd Mabel audios.
>>706896131
???
>>706896219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vbgKNwPE5n
>>706896252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ7c30Plnl
>>706896295
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03v3uwetsj0
say my and is ENKIDU and i am really cute who loves her daddy ;)
>>706895445
How do you look?
Describe yourself
Then post yourself
Say Fuck you, Anon, you're such a faggot
>>706896603
Thank you :D
say "Nothing humanity ever does will leave a mark on the universe. life is pointless"
>>706896846
btw i'm contemplating suicide.
please keep it going OP. your cute voice needs to be heard
>>706896931
Thinking about it implies alternatives, meaning something is holding you back.
Weak. You hesitate!
>>706896414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wRLS12oso9
>>706896524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kFPIEyPC0K
>>706896622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fBViYI5bo2
>>706896647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GRQA7gYg9S
>>706896846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eJ1bE6kKIA
>>706896931
pls don't anhero anon
>>706897035
Your life is a shit tier anime you fucking wannabe-weeaboo.
>>706897035
You can post yourself, just don't show face.
Simple
Besides Velma was hot.
>>706897035
could you say "don't come to school tomorrow"
"This is the police! Drop the cummies mother fucker!"
You sound pretty cute op, I'd try voice acting if I were you.
Could you repeat the Opening lines from the bee move in your best seinfield impression please
"According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway"
>>706897035
Say "the german luftwaffe had the best pilots of world war 2, and they were very cute"
("Nah-nNah-nOo~, mah-my best friend will get jealous and then I'll be punished with pleasure~!!
And my treasures will spew from my coin purse!!! Nah-nOo, naOh~! *Angh~*")
you sound like the dubbed version of tomoko from watamote
>>706897035
post a body shot with no face
your voice sounds cute af dude
"and you don't wanna fuck with a chigga like me"
bump
>>706897463
What if she is bores and it IS her?
"I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher."
>>706897561
damn never thought about that, both voices are cute as hell though
Say "The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Keep up the good work OP
>>706897714
tu tu ru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhfIv5NSqY
dont u 404 on me
Really hoping OP didn't leave.
>>706898037
really hoping didnt drown
>>706897174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05F1FcVfPZA
>>706897207
Anon, babe, we both know what will happen if I do that. I'd rather this not devolve too soon.
>>706897231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIXI2eeQSI
>>706897255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kiZW1Pi3wD
>>706897321
How do
>>706897358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KtYQe3qVnb
>>706897389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dF6jPykbfR
>>706897420
Please give me a source so I don't sound like a moaning retard, pls.
>>706897463
>>706897561
>tfw you'll never voice best trash waifu
>>706898234
You mean beat off while listening to your voice and your pictures?
Say "I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."
"oOh-OH, the things my best friend does to my, MY-- hhah, hahh~!"
>>706898234
"i hate that fucking nigger obongo, and that cunt hitlery. trump 4 lyfe.
>>706898234
Just try out for some auditions, maybe a few fan projects like abridges
>>706898234
god dammit her voice is cute as fuck idc how she looks would bang.
Could you recite this
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding"
>>706897714
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IWuMXFmScU
>>706897843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BfU8hHEdEe
>>706898336
Well I mean, that's fine lmao, I just figured it'd be half "LONDON" and half insults and then the thread would die.
>>706898391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00TsdpGjqoM
>>706898508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r5xs7uyw2d
>>706898640
will do my dude
"I played the kissing game with my uncle too, wait. Oh god."
>>706898697
right? I'd help her find her glasses if she ever lost them...
>>706898772
No love for niggas with rocket launchers?
My mind tangled by tingles; drives me cra-*gasp*-cray-*gasp*--ckrehh~ hehh~ hehh~!! x*
say "it feels like we only go backwards, baby" pls. you are very cute btw.
>>706898772
Aight dude, wish you luck.
>>706898772
Do you not know what board you are on?
>>706898772
just post pics in new thread
"At last! I have finally tasted victor-"
As though you're going to say victory but are suddenly cut off.
"I just ate this cannoli and I am going to kill my son!" in the manliest voice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KTxOR3IjIa
>>706896603
>>706896129
Was legit just about to point this out.
I'm a happy whore for my daddy and his friends.
I'm only fourteen but I've sucked sixteen cocks.
And I once licked my little sister.
Is that good Daddy? You promise you won't share this with anyone? Right?
(thanks Op <3)
say "stick your dick in my loli ass and call me baby"
Freeze! Tossers!! Get on the fucking ground!
uuuggggghhhhh fine, cosplay WIP from a million years ago, I don't take pics often
>>706898854
>>706897584
Sorry dude
http://vocaroo.com/i/s118IY6HK52Z
>>706898890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hWGWCspu6J
>>706899200
What the fuck man? You fucking child raping toddler touching kid killing fuck
>>706899307
dem hips girl
>>706899078
Nice
>>706899307
not bad. 6/10, but personality and voice brings you up to a 7/10 for me. you're cute.
>>706899307
Thanks OP. Filename on point btw.
>>706899307
Well hello beautiful
Maybe i should get lost in my best friend's pubes~!!
this thread makes me sad
>>706899491
white nationalist scum
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t2gnkuwkg9
heres my best attempt at being cute >.<
>>706899014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lJj0P3XVvO
>>706899068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbtRulpuD0
>>706899078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FsonH8rmzo
>>706899162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aHXpDXdcVA
>>706899200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OHdGryQuEl
>>706899252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s170xVpGIO3l
"He's one weird some of a bitch. The tentacles and general air of pissed-off really don't help either"
Say this and I'll post my rarest pepe
>>706899307
>Those hips
>That voice/personality/laugh
Almost reminds me of nyanners
>>706898037
> {blowing you like this cartridge~, mm!}
;*
>>706899649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G93W1FemNf
>>706899491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ve4fnAl9rU
>>706899529
why are you sad anon
>>706899623
kawaii/10 would waifu 4 laifu
>>706899697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13y7HFWrqAD
>>706899798
I'm less cute but also less SJW and not a coal burner :3c
Say "wake up Emmanuel and have a nice day, love you" I should kms
>>706899649
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aHXpDXdcVA
>>706899162
d-d-d-d-diamonds! Thank you miss.
Can you freestyle more as that teenage girl being 'interviewed' for her Daddy's 'special movie'?
Maybe adlib with sexual experiences you've had or fantasies.
>>706899997
Time to delivrar my pepe
Be gentle with it, it's a unicorn rare
>>706899997
im sad because i will never have a gf and because your being cute only reminds me of this
>>706899997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HSrVCKfjdt
"omoshiroi katachi no katana da"
try to say it with a calm villain voice.
" ah it feels so fucking good"
Can you do pic related?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EUv9DpvuoF
halp
>>706900448
kek!!
"Stick your cock in my ass and fuck me like the cunt whore I am. I love you"
>>706900123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fDGIeJLBtN
>>706900555
things are heating up my dudes. also checked
Requesting "Preston Brown you are a giant shithead"
thank
>>706900642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a7FXzVTcAP
Here you go famalamski
"It hurts so good.."
Could you try some lewd mabel anyways? i mean you said that you're trying to get it down. but it's pretty close as is... i just wanna cum... please let me cum...
"Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern"
Sing it for my amusement
have instrumental I'm the back round if you feel like try harding
>>706899957
I-is this a reference to something? Also, why are you called Big P, tell me your secrets.
>>706900034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wXwxREVSzo
>>706900076
haha oh god this is truly the rarest of Pepe's, I am honored sir.
>>706900096
You'll find a cute gf anon, just give it time.
>>706900123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0net3WC2ws0
>>706900312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10J0c42vFu1
>>706900364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d4YYbtIHLZ
>>706900430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wZ7JB8JMR3
>>706900448
My friend is a doctor, what you'll want to do is find a large sterile needle and poke a hole, preferrably on the underside of your dick to drain the blood. Otherwise they'll have to cut it off.
>>706900603
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fDGIeJLBtN
you are fuckin great. just posted that because it was all i had for a decent picture. and you did it. you glorious person.
>>706900858
Welcome. Anything else you want I should say?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1olCVQxKOmc
#keemwasright
>>706900900
Holy shit look at my get
Say this PLEASE
John is a faggot and Darome is superior
>>706900944
nice
>>706900448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cmQDJvEagw
>>706900831
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0net3WC2ws0
holy shit two readings. I am so pleased that so many people support this flying gun.
>>706900831
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d4YYbtIHLZ
OP thank you so much
>>706900831
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10J0c42vFu1
lol. that jap. sentence is from bleach. it's been stuck in my head for a while now and I thought it'd be funny to hear how you handle it
>>706901087
I just figured I might as well balance out the loli
>>706900831
T-thanks...
>>706900096
many keks my friend, i sent this a picture of this shit to my gf just to spite you and now shes pretty confused
>>706900831
Amazing.
" delelelellelele WOOOOOOOP"
>>706900831
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d4YYbtIHLZ
"I-Its not like I wanted to do this with you, idiot!"
>>706901035
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ARd4rXPCJb
this should help
"ALLAHU AKBAR!"
>>706901364
oh god
>>706900944
>>706900900
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HH0dW1jF9S
>>706901394
lmfao
ty for the tut i liked and subscribed
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
First of all, if I miss anyone, just give a shout out. Also thank you everyone~
>>706900035
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lR1aWpnAvN
>>706900555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PYWRvZ7IaZ
>>706900642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EiunjaYNhV
>>706900745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M6gRum2Ih2
>>706900760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nCT0e3c2rf
>>706900767
It takes me a little time to get tune and rhythm down honestly, if you have something I'm more likely to know I'd be glad to do it, sorry.
>>706901364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a7FXzVTcAP
"Hillary wins, surprise faggots"
>>706901537
thank
>>706901394
you sound like the voiceover for how its made. i like this. i like this alot.
Post tits
>>706901537
you missed this :(
>>706900974
>>706901571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qDJjedfuzz
>>706895445
>semi-normal human bean
>semi-normal
>human bean
>bean
Say "HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT"
>>706901722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XjOYEOVp96
"You have no idea the power I wield, Mr. Squidward"
Oh no, You beat me in a pokemon battle, But i don't have any money!
Perhaps there's something else you want, Hmmm?
>>706901364
reroll! I mean, this one please!
I do paid voice work for various commercials, request if you'd like. No longer than 44 words preferably.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tVla7qsrfq
Meanwhile at anonymous HQ
"Why don't you suck a wet fart out of your grandmas ass and hold it in like a bong rip?"
>>706901924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vg4sntwZzS
>>706901864
roll
>>706900944
Niceu~
>>706900974
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guQcKg0EMQ
>>706901294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12UFsgq210R
>>706901364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ipGEdsiW5u
>>706901404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xWxZntViYU
>>706901571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ca1rXPeXxK
N-n-no dady please, leave my butt alone
Read pic related
>>706901891
"the nigger is typically deadass, or just on some clown shit. when agitated, the nigger may begin to "stop fuckin round" and "square tha fuck up" it is important not to startle these peculiar beasts
Could you do this Creed quote from the office?
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture…all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you here?
Thanks
>>706902084
inb4 her dad walks in precisely as she's saying this
>>706901924
reroll for loli
"i believe in you. you're not alone"
>>706902131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WDhfI8rvSb
I'm so sorry, I couldn't hold in my laughter.
>>706902048
Loli voice
>>706902050
Wait a minute, achira? That you?
>>706902243
don't do this to me again
>>706902243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KPPl7DR83f
>>706902243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19jwWshy3h0
for the other depressed people here too.
>>706902110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06uvkUUnTZS
>>706902243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bdsOj3ddYD
>>706902252
it is a hilarious quote
thanks for doing it though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dzxHnZzS38
>>706902050
You're way too cute for any of this.
Not going to lie OP, you sound cute. 9/10 would pound your chubby cunt and cuddle with you after.
Can someone do Scarce's intro please?
Lavernia?
>>706901907
8/10
British VA here. Any requests?
>>706901864
Please don't let me down!
"deus vult! we will take jerusalem"
>>706895445
"What up cuck boyyyyys"
>>706902521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eyqm8KDqFy
>>706902632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13s2kArYbQs
Huh, OP is cute
Never thought I'd type those words out in my life, kudos OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s038KT1XrLZz
>>706902646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BRci8rJNE3
>>706902632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CGVaH3UUR2
>>706902084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kOMzh6Qudp
>>706902087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12CQ9cFI6go
>>706902110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gdNfrx3E7G
>>706902131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OnlPUHKqK4
>>706902243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SzrvYanT45
>>706902294
Nah bruh.
EVERYONE DO YOUR BEST ZOMBIE IMPRESSION
>>706896603
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m392BxGH72
you sound like mabel bruh
also, so cute omg
>>706902646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BAcGvsjMJR
best i got for now.
>>706902798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14XRs74ce5U
>>706902798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nNa6jcmuSc
>>706902798
BWUWUUUUUUGHHHH BRAAAAAAAINS
Say "Terry why would you do this"
>>706902776
Can you do a southern accent? If so can you say
Me an Cletus are gonna go hunt some nigger
Gulls are typically medium to large birds, usually grey or white, often with black markings on the head or wings. A common variety of gull is the ring-billed gull, a specie with white plumage in adulthood and black-ringed beaks. Often associated with this variety is a loud, warbling call to defend territory and assert dominance, sounding similar to "mee maw maw maw". They typically have harsh wailing or squawking calls, stout, longish bills, and webbed feet.
>tfw its just a 12 year old faggot
>>706902931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V7LRr02Npk
Oh shit nigga I remember you from 2012
Oh, and here you go: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706902919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k5xGjKnK6S
"Yeah in single, why? D'you wanna go out some time?"
>>706899649
>>706900035
Holy dumb fuck that's hot.
is my pc ok guys? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MUQz9b7dHc
>>706902798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLoco5JdFI
Say "oh blyat )))"
>>706902944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XAcVd0OBaP
Never seen a seagull in my life.
>>706902931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zr3tfQE10w
>>706903089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zzpgoDz4ac
>>706902544
No~
>>706902646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LE5T54m3O5
>>706902665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wqtdp8JYi8
>>706902798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xttK35ROfm
Also the few times I've done these I've usually ended up chilling with people so join if you want, I'll be doing requests til this thing goes down in flames.
>>706903108
FUCKING BRILLIANT! THANK YOU!
"That's it! That's the last straw!" lol
( that one was my fav pasta )
"I am sofa king, we Todd Ed"
omg ur s0 hot :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kPQOdjAAcN
actual recording
>>706903175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Qv9tjJUvc
>>706902968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WqFchuQMYo
nvm I got it :^)
>>706903157
thanks, people have told me i have a good southern accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pJcsSLqGHs
:'(
>>706903205
Noice lol
Whatever anon is doing mine thank you
Can you say "OPAAA"
>>706901537
Couldn't get through the first one, you sound too much like my gf and it was disturbing (she's into ddlg so the words themselves didn't bother me)
>>706902110
kek and a half
okey, bye~*
gonna go fly and pretend i dont exist, peace
>>706903318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gQhPDmreZC
"I can feel my arm, my leg, even my fingers... The body I've lost, the comrades I've lost, won't stop hurting..
It's like...
They're all still here.."
please and thank you:
*clears throat*
hey there, darlin
>>706903359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HfEwv6Qp1C
>>706903410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GrN8pEJdei
>>706903359
I won't let you end as ashes. You're all diamonds.
>>706895445
As grizzly as you can get it. "We're all faggots now"
"Quintilius Varus, give me back my fucking legions"
>>706902919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pZdIMyrnSh
>>706902931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O4atmYA9BK
>>706902944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J6Sg6jvPRD
>>706902951
<:3c
>>706902968
Possible.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nkE4ZK8IOS
>>706903017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HxUCnJVcRZ
>>706903089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PloZb3wK9p
>>706903454
fucking kek bill clinton
>>706903506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zr3tfQE10w
>>706903525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wlFvB4JQmC
Say
Pwned by woosie
Could you say *Im perfect and nothing is going to change that.* <3
>>706903681
Are you asking her to lie?
>>706903529
Say "Normie get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
best gruff viking voice you can, "PRAISE THE GODS, MAY THEY HELP YOU HOLD THE BRIDGE BROTHER!" (The battle of stamford bridge, the true end of the viking age.)
>>706903681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SvLyfF1mYZ
>>706903715
Does it make a difference
>>706903733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fbiPg7AMsF
For me, manliness equates to rolled r's
>>706903736
Spot on thanks
>>706903529
Yummy yummy daddies cummies!
>>706903529
This shit is fucking golden. Here's some more shit from 2012:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q4WPDmFMri
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dEU6solpqs
"G'veau blyat" say that
lets see who's the best rapper
Well I wrote this song for the christian youth,
I wanna teach kids the christian truth
If you wanna teach those kids on the street
you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
so I gave my summon an urban kick
my beats are fly and my rhymes are sick
my crew is big and it keeps gettin bigga'
thats cuz Jesus Christ is my nigga.
Woo
>>706904010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17iZYvE0gnk
>>706903796
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SvLyfF1mYZ
as if said by King Harald Hardrada himself (almost kinda maybe.) thank you brother.
>>706895445
Say La Taupe in a super loli voice.
Dare you OP
>>706903164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mXiacPgFJa
>>706903175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zn8QIXniJf
>>706903179
o bby
>>706903323
I'm pretty into dd/lg too tbh <:3c
>>706903359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19KtRfrvhwt
>>706903410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VovMNB0KzO
>>706903522
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h7dzMwuSK1
>>706899307
Man the harpoons
Say "MY NAME IS HULK HOGAN AND I FFFFFUCKING HATE NIGGERS" in your best hulk hogan impression
"i may sound feminine, but i actually have a dick"
>>706904030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jKGUFfgq4F
A Brit impersonating a nog, what's the world coming to?
>>706904158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VzNxCsRsal
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma
You assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me
And it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating how to give a mothafuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
‘Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
>>706904151
fuck me, kek
>>706899307
The things I would do to you and let you do to me would both disgust and excite you in ways you didn't think possible.
>>706904379
cringe
>>706904379
cringe
>>706904379
Kys
>>706895445
Could you say the word 'Breathe' as if impelling something to come to life, or someone to wake up.
With a very slight sense of urgency or concern perhaps.
Love your work, thanks.
>>706895445
Hey, I know this sounds clingy as shit but can you say, without an accent say, with the dry tired voice,
"I'm sorry, I was just so tired. We both tried but just couldn't do it. I couldn't stand seeing you like this. After everything that happened I just couldn't do it. I just miss the nights where we would sneak and end up talking about everything until the Sunrise. I tried but I just couldn't. Please move on. Find someone who can help. Please don't do anything irrational when I'm gone. I love you.
You sound like a girl that I used to love
>>706903638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ArZajQplHF
>>706903681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D8WEcHiMSC
>>706903720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QQGiGVwUzH
>>706903733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19sqcYkS7DW
>>706903899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UgueeORegl
>>706904010
no idea how to say that
>>706904030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wPafGVWUad
I'm done for the night my dudes. I'll be in pic's link related, where we can chat/chill or I can do more requests, we'll see what happens~
>>706904470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jKGUFfgq4F
>>706904521
Alrighty OP
>>706904379
ew just stop
>>706904278
Please OP
Try new board's on fresh site !
http://2love.site
or
http://queenchan.site
>>706903323
This. She sounds eerily similar to my ex. Similar weight and same kinks. Kinda scary
>>706904473
fucking feels
I know that pain, anon. Thank god it goes away after awhile
>>706904473
Woah, That's deep.
Please do this:
Mail motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wVRUmz8CaE
You don't need to emulate the clip, do your own version.
This thread is gold
Save this shit
Can you say "Sorry if I'm not that pretty, but will you still fuck me?" In you best Tomoko voice? Please?
say: fett oranzen is sau geil schlompen wixer
Can you say, "Hey Todd, it's me Sarah from Canada. I miss you babe and the adult sex we have. I'm sorry your friends don't believe I am real. They are losers. We have adult sex all the time. See you soon, babe"
"You're too slow!"
>>706907611
Could you say "Fuck me till I go retarded, Daddy!"?
>>706908482
She left already but I'd of loved to hear that.
>>706908517
Damn
So what do the rest of you a monster sound like?
Might as well bullshit before the thread dies.
My shitty vocal folds.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oHR9DAjspY
>>706908517
>>706908700
>>706904521
shes in here talking right now
Say: *In A Scared Loli Voice*
"Please Mr. Don't Put it in There"
*cries in pain/pleasure*
"Please. Stop."
*cries in pain*
"I've never done this Before "
*Moans*
"Don't Come Inside."
*moan*
"I Can't Get Pregnant "
say "probably a 6" thanks
>>706910025
What the fuck.
>>706904379
lmao my man ;)
