Face it you newfags will never know the magic old /b/ had back in 2003-2009 the old anonymous we were the people who raided Habbo Hotel and blocked the pool we pranked called Gamestop and asked for Battletoads we bugged the shit out of Hal Turner we hacked Myspace and Facebook accounts we hacked Sarah Palin's email face it newfags you new generation of redditors will never do anything as successful and great as the stuff we did years ago the stuff you guys do now is lame as fuck and it is not worth it in 2016 to raid because trolling is so common place now so to the new generation i say please ether lurk moar or fuck off.
>>706890072
*cough* newfag *cough*
>>706890980
Hey anon saying newfag does not make you look cool it just means you are new to the site.
bump
>>706890072
If this is a cry to the old. Yes, we are still around. No, we will not come back. Yes, we are still doing things. No, you can not help
>>706893568
No just basically telling the current generation they will never be apart of the awesome that once was.
MAKE 4CHAN KEK AGAIN
>>706893568
You don't do shit other than fapping to traps
>>706894434
Not possible in 2016.
>>706890072
Wtf is MySpace grandpa?
>>706895124
God do you think youre cool because you act like you dont know kill your self
>>706895124
Nice bait.
>>706895024
sad but true. Why does this generation suck so much?
>>706890072
>Makes shite tier post about being an oldfag and how new /b/ nucks sigger cock
>doesnt just keep scrolling like an actual oldfag would
Yea, tell me all about the great shit you did personally and dont just take credit for cause you supposedly visited a site between certain years
You do remember that the habbo thing was actually a sjw thing about fighting racism right? That was 4chan doing tumblr before tumblr existed. Little bit embarassing.
>>706895365
Maybe because it's full of autism, edgyness and dank maymays
>>706895365
The reason it all sucks now is because newfags can not keep their mouths shut about this place and a lot of the newfags are doing pointless political raids now which is giving us media attention and bringing more newfags here it is stupid as fuck why has 4chan in general become so political now the LULZ are so dead also project chanology in 2008/2009 killed anonymous and turned them into maskfags also redditors are everywhere on here now.
I still remember my first day of /b/...
>it was the day we all got backtraced
>we
>>706895591
The problem is that you newfags can't do shit 90% of posts are the same now and the good ideas are 404ing fast becouse of shity fur fap threads. You suck
>>706895946
Uh huh, do go on...
>>706895593
> the habbo thing was actually a sjw thing.
It was all for the LULZ also the term SJW did not exist back then.
>>706890072
eBaums did it better.
The old times ended. Is this a BAWWW thread?
https://dagobah.biz/flash/Spiritualized-Too-Late.swf
What if /b/ is actually niggers?
>>706893568
You lost the war against tumblr with accepting traps and furries hahah
>>706895920
/thread
>>706895946
Thank you this anon gets it.
>>706895024
Why exactly is that true? Or do you think it just sounds good to say that?
>>706890072
Oh, the days.
Pains me too see how cucked 4 chan is now. Throw dusty the cat, vtech, superb owl bomb hoax, biting beaver, and goddessmine into the list. Long cat crusades, /i/nsurgency, vamp scripts, LOIC, loli chan, boxxy, cracky, goose, salty milk
Not coming back, brothers. That age ended. Most of the true oldfags are now just hard lurking and watching how the corpse rots
>>706896224
Top kek
>>706890072
the fuck are you talking about , 4chan was always shit , you just have good memories because you were 12y old back then , just like now some fags have nostalgia towards old games
Never forget - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
Lets take a new chan and just ignore new faggs so the go 404
>>706896375
>insists 4chan is shit
>keeps coming back to 4chan
>>706896375
/Thread
Why is there always 5 furry thread asking about the same thing going on at the same time with over 200 replies ?
>>706890072
Let it go, anon. I nash at the loss too but we need to let it go. 4chan has died. It can not be revived.
>>706896481
Yea, but its his shit. Its shit he can stand the smell of. Reddit is shit that i feel smells too bad. Tumblr is shit that smells horrid,.4chans smell is bad but tolerable
>>706896305
>Why exactly is that true?.
Because trolling is so common place nowadays and the newfags are bringing to much attention to this website nowadays.
>>706890072
I was the 12th poster ever on /b/, nigger. You can't make that shit up.
>>706896458
Nobody uses 13chan
>>706896646
Sharpie in the pooper or it didn't happen.
>>706896481
im hoping for some interesting or funny stuff but all i get is jewdicks crying about lack of foreskin and banana , currently furry porn is best of all that content
Classic faggotry
https://youtu.be/guzAWD4Q98o
> miss
>>706890072
>We
Get fucked. I dont remember asking you for a god damn thing.
>>706896314
Moot and Snacks are also gone.
And the new fag army is here
>>706896716
13chan for oldfags
>>706896782
Memories.
>>706896835
No more wishing to be the little girl.
>Cancer
>>706896835
>>706896886
>>706896607
>>706896590
>>706896581
>>706896411
>>706893568
>>706895815
>>706896147 (fuck ebaims!)
>>706896212
>>706897259
>t
Fag
>>706897259
That is the newfag and normie cancer that we see everyday now sadly.
>>706890072
This is what I remember 4chan's /b/ board being like a decade ago. Back when I am probably a lot of you were 15 or so, when you first heard about this website from someone and instantly started acting like an absolute newfag, we were all newfags at the same time back then.
Think about how crazy that was, a complete website of nothing but newfags.
Man, I feel bad for those that didn't witness the website during those first few years. When the magic was still there and we were just excited to have something as edgy and stupid and completely rebellious and ruleless as 4chan.
If you look back in the archives, you can probably see it, if you can find it, the time when 4chan itself was young, and we were all new.
>>706895124
The funniest things about newfagchan are:
>They dont know how to troll even when they try hard
>They don't get that "personal army" and "just for the lulz" are 2 different things
>Are coplitly uncreative
>>706897658
Those were some fun times we were all just a bunch of nerds acting stupid i really do miss the magic.
>>706890072
Pools closed due to aids! Said 50 black man
I miss when 4chan made memes. Most were crap but a few burned up the internet.
>>706897917
God im not the only one
>>706897819
>coplitly
>>706897819
They also do not know how to raid properly i have actually been in a few of those Twitch raids the newfags like to do sometimes and they are not funny because they try way to hard to be funny by spamming 9/11 nigger and heil Hitler in the chat also some of them give it away by saying sup /b/ in the chat fucking 12 year old faggots.
What do we do to fix 4chan lads?
>>706897917
i think pencils are pretty cool
>>706897917
>I miss when 4chan made memes.
Me too we never make them anymore now it is just faggots posting Facebook and Twitter memes on here.
The saddest part is that newfags don't post images. 4chan is an image board and they use it like a chat app.
Okey i will ask this one last time how about we try to resurrect the old spirit on 13 chan net? nobody uses it
>>706898190
You dont. That age has passed. Hide your powerlevel amd lurk like the rest of us
>>706898267
your welcome for not taking up traffic with a 9gag tier meme
>>706898379
You'd have to get part of the /pol/user base to follow. They're antiestablishment enough to had the right spark
>>706898379
Additionally, 13chan.net looks like faggotry
>>706898202
You have a friend in me.
>>706898641
Who cares at least something without newfags
>>706898404
>your welcome for not taking up traffic with a 9gag tier meme
What? Is the pegging messing up your brain?
>>706898641
Mods please ban.
>>706898884
Stasinewfag
>>706898780
Finalchan or 7chan
Newfagchan threads:
>Lol i chat with someone on kik xD
>Fap/gore/ylyl/ thread
>I so sad feels thread :(
>>706899249
Kik sluts Snap Chat Facebook YouTube threads meet ups post your face what do i text my gf rate me cock tributes YLYL with Facebook banana bitches and hoes political threads Twitch raids feels threads rate my dick porn webms same shit everyday this generation is so unoriginal.
>>706890072
All that shit is newfag shit you found on a wiki page you mention nothing of Gaia wars and the writing of the internet rules.
>>706895124
Myspace is the site I met my wife on
> /b/ me have clown >costume threaten the >school with a shooting >post it on 4chan Tumblr >fagets call local pd
>Major lockdown not able >to do shit
Fuck you trap loving furry niggers I'm leAving and joining isis
>>706890072
And you guys missed the lack of any form of network security back in the 90's.
You could "hack" into banks by simply mapping a network drive to a shared out C: drive or war dialing.
Hacking today (true hacking) takes a ridiculous amount of knowledge and even more to not get caught.
>>706899845
>Myspace is the site I met my wife on
That's crazy. That's the site i met your wife on too. Which is how I fucked your dog, faggot.
>>706899988
You lost me there
>>706899899
It can't get any more new fag than this.
>>706900047
Sorry man, i wish I could help but jokes stops being funny when the person you're telling it to is retarded.
>>706899677
The rules of the internet especially rules 1 and 2 are kinda pointless nowadays seeing as how the new generation gives us away now all the time.
>>706900244
No, I get that you think you are funny, where you lost me is where you think anyone gives a fuck about your tired lame ass jokes
Why don't we raid newfags more. I miss the days of a personal army request where the fellow anon gets fucked instead of his target.
It's just people don't shut their fucking mouth about 4chan is all.
>>706890072
I know we were so good back then I wish i could have been, I mean I wish i could relive it as i did back then.
>>706900469
That still happens but it is very rare it barely ever happens anymore
>>706900443
Sounds like I struck a nerve. Do keep arguing how I'm the fag. /b/ wants more rekt.
>>706890072
But the real question is: "Who is this "4chan?""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T9SEa7aLA0
>>706900565
We were feared and respected now we are just the butt of every joke because of these newfags pic related.
>>706900078
Ducking kill yourself you degenerate nigger
>>706900549
First two rules where not respected.
ITS TIME FOR A 4CHAN PURGE LETS SHOWE THAT THIS SIDE BELONGS TO OLDFAGS
>>706900728
Also this pic related.
>>706900757
Here, enjoy this, try hard!
http://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg
>>706900078
Only newfag niggers take the bait go kys
>>706900830
Quantity > Quality
As its been historically proven on this site. You cannot return to the Gold Age.
>>706890072
I remember the good old days. I was actually kind of horrified and amazed with some of the shit that went down cuz i was a kid back then.
Remember the gps coordinates for dead girl i think it was?
>>706900830
Is it even possible to clean it out again like how we did in 2009??.
I literally just watched 'We Are Legion'
>>706900923
No but we can at least hurt the once who took this place
>>706900830
>ITS TIME FOR A 4CHAN PURGE LETS SHOWE THAT THIS SIDE BELONGS TO OLDFAGS
Capslock is cruse control for cool.
But why do you want to "go back" to this "golden age" If it's the raids, just do them your self you faggot.
>>706900549
I remember we raided a newest that posted his gf Facebook we hit his Facebook and confirmed it was him live said I phoned up swat team he got arrested and jailed Let me see if I can find the link to arrest
>>706901029
Maybe. How?
>>706901000
Lets at least try
>>706897658
I envy you. Really. As a newfag, I csme here to see this awesome website I heard a lot about in days of its glory (back then I didnt know much english so even lurking would be pointless) and saw just pile of shit filled with idiots thinking they're best because of posting banana meme.
>>706901061
Lolz were had.
>>706901054
It is not just about that also a one man raid is sad and no fun.
>>706896314
anyone remember the queen of /b/ before boxxy, zoe or something?
>>706900908
> /b/ me have clown >costume threaten the >school with a shooting >post it on 4chan Tumblr >fagets call local pd
>Major lockdown not able >to do shit
You love this shit?
>>706901061
We did it for the LULZ.
>>706890072
>Newfag spotted
>>706890072
>be me
>friend recommends I get on 4chan
>heard it was a bad place
>really not all that bad on boards like /o/ and /k/
>hear all this talk of oldfags doing cool stuff
>raids, prank calls, etc
>I wish I could do that stuff too
>just wanna be involved in the reindeer games
>born to late to explore old /b/
>>706901031
People forget that even with cruise control YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER!
>>706901000
What happened in '09 i showed up in 2010
The problem with old /b/ is that they decided to build this wall and not include those who were new, which is why they lost /b/. As time when on, the old /b/tards grew up and left, the newfags took over without knowing what happened on old /b/ and now the old /b/tards that are left feel threaten that they are a dying relic of the past, instead of becoming the leaders of the newfag army and making /b/ something that is more than traps and my little pony memes. They could have taught the newfags but instead they shut themselves out and now they are nothing.
>>706901061
Sorry Russian fag here can't talk ingrish well
>>706900728
we where just pretending to hate niggers, don't get too excited hillbilly
>>706901246
The glorious the almighty
>>706901105
Lets fight fire with fire and burn thirs shithole down by using proxys we could spam this place and annoy the shit out of newfagchan. Lets make millhouse finnaly a meme
You referring to every now and again, someone with a tiny bit of talent would roll by, do a hack and everyone would claim credit? Or to the times a bunch or retreats would spam a random site with inconsequential shit that maybe the media would freak out about.
Woopee doo!
>>706901616
Let's post hetero porn in trap threads.
>>706901544
Uhh, i dont know which old /b/ you experienced but a lot of people actually hated niggers.
>>706890072
>You referring to: Every now and again, someone with a tiny bit of talent would roll by, do a hack and everyone would claim credit?
>
>Or to the times a bunch of retards would spam a random site with inconsequential shit that maybe the media would freak out about.
>
>Woopee doo!
Fixed
>>706901456
>What happened in '09 i showed up in 2010.
4chan was DDOSed because of the Boxxy civil war that was going on between her lovers and haters that was when she was a new thing
>>706901105
Answer any personal army calls Help them but in the back room fuck them over game them as friends and backstab them once you get there info
>>706901728
Prolly 2012-2013 fag
>>706901793
Holy shit there was a civil war? I didn't know this hellhole of a Nigerian dating board had lore behind it
>>706901740
Or to the times 4chinz encouraged some spaz do something they were always going to do, and it got picked up by the media as if 4chan made them do it?
>>706901793
I miss Boxxy. I didn't like her, but it was fascinating to watch.
>>706896745
>changing /d/ to /b/
faggot.
>>706901740
My mind goes back to that time when we tracked down a cat murderer and got his ass thrown in jail.
This place has a soul sometimes. Oh. Wait. HAD a soul.
>>706901693
>Normal porn with millhous
>>706890072
Why do you always say 'we'? Someone did this things and you happened to be there. How do I know that? You complain rather than start something on your own.
And just to give you my opinion... /b/ was never good! It was always a place to be when your life was shit or you where really bored. People complained back than and people complain today. You don't believe me? Read your summery of great things /b/ has accomplished in 11 years and think again. Faggot!
>>706902029
Shit was funny
>>706901497
No the problem all started with project chanology the moralfags infiltrated this place and rules 1 and 2 were not respected and the new people who are coming now do not lurk they just join.
We need to purge the site full on civil war 2
Itt: 4chan learns it's done nothing of significance and is really just a scapegoat filled with edgy teens and misanthropic nerds.
>>706902222
I will honor the call.
>>706902003
I did not like her when she first came out but now in recent years i have grown to like her.
>>706901426
>>706900757
no not crackychan
>>706902222
Riiiiiight.
I've been here since ... 2006 or 2007 and pretty much ever since I started coming here I've seen threads like this but nothing has really changed, and now people are saying the "old" /b/ lasted until 2009..? It was always a bunch of shit posts and porn. Occasionally the gears would catch and something awesome would happen like pwning some idiot who forgot to cover up his facebook page in the background of a screenshot or mobbing some website that was meant for kids and/or people with stupid political agendas but not in any higher frequency than it is today, a month ago, or even 5 years ago
4CHAN PURGE 2016
i remember printing letters full of swastikas on some hacked high school server and sending all the chinks to detention for being chinks. shit was great back then
>>706902283
Sound the horns ride the tanks Take a seat we will see this rinse
>>706901573
>>706901793
the boxxy civil war was a crazy time, i wasnt on for a week, posted one tread asking what is boxxy and got banned kek
>>706890072
>implying you were there
>>706902137
>Why do you always say 'we'?.
Because once upon a time long ago we were legion we were strong and we did not forgive or forget.
>/b/ has always been shit.
You know that is just a meme right??.
>People complained back then.
No shit anon.
>>706902615
Kek I got banned for a month for asking for boxxy nudes
>>706902526
4CHANPURGE2016
>>706902222
How? 4chan is too popularized, new comers outnumber old ones. The raids, leaks and other controversy which was reported here makes this place too well known.
>>706902674
So spoopy.
Your "Anonymous" ain't shit. Come and find me faggot.
You haven't the slightest clue about what it was, before the media.
>>706890072
>>706890072
was here since 2007 and /b/ was shit anyway nice tryhard wannabe faggot
>>706902859
Fuck I know We need a game plan Something new fags are too Stupid to know
>>706902903
Now new fags are using tumblr meme.
>Get pleach
I've been here since 02. You guys are all cancer.
>>706902859
Exsactly kinda mad at Moot for not taking action to flush out the newfag cancer and i wish Snacks was admin instead of Hiro if Snacks was our admin old /b/ would return because he would clean this place Snacks was one of the best moderators we ever had i think he be a great admin as well.
>>706903011
I know We start taking them down Slowly Virus up websites Only they will click Dropbox Malware too slow to even Be able to delete it i don't fucking know
>>706903087
>since 02
kek
>>706903070
>he knows it's a Tumblr meme
You fucked yourself on this one
>>706902892
Obvious newfag spotted
>>706903111
Dude was fast as lightening on deleting cp mods now a days take ages
>>706903111
how exactly does one clean a place like this? you actually think they will sit there and manually ban anyone they think looks like a newfag?
>>706903138
Good one
WHAT WE NEED is new abbreviations for shit, new acronyms. AND THEN we need to actually treat newfags like shit for not knowing them.
We start there, then slowly phase out more and more people by being assholes to them in new and creative ways.
Track down IP's of everyone in every kik of FB fap thread and send pizza and hookers to their houses, spam links that only [new] oldfags will know about that just shits out viruses.
We need a culling. We need to become assholes again.
>>706903213
Get out faggot. Which side of Avon were you on after the guy fawkes mask was introduced?
>>706903221
I remember we all use to make fun of Snacks and say that he was a pedo and liked the cp lol.
>>706903435
New acronym Flush thread aka plan rebelion or revolt against something
>>706903455
*anon I'm going to get shiv for that
>>706903494
Only on Sunday night's he took long Deep down he loved it
>>706903497
So "Flush Thread" = raid thread/ shits happening thread?
>>706903435
I love this plan by the way anon lets all meet in the Party Van web chat again here we plan our stuff https://partyvan.fm/webchat/
We got one revolting now God daim we need more on our legion
>>706903593
Flush means revolt clense etc you know take out the trash
>>706903633
....... Thats the virus link, isnt it? Its been so long.
>>706903593
Not going to work. Even if you get everyone on board there's WebMD
Project Chanology fucked us but it was great while it lasted.
>Boxxy was civil war
>every neard voting for a different bimbo
>Boxxy bounces
>Furfags and ponys for days
>the dark ages
>Jessi Slaughter
>was good for a time
>shrek became life
>nobody got time for that
>traps
im just here for the faces tbh
>>706902674
>Because once upon a time long ago we were legion we were strong and we did not forgive or forget.
never you fucktard, there was never a time where this words had more meaning than "you can feel special now, you are part of something"
>You know that is just a meme right??.
that is my opinion, i was there back then, i'm there now, the same bunch of retards, the same shit.
>if /b/ is full of retards and shit, why do you come here for the past 10 years?
I'm a retard and shit is more entertaining than work
>>706903435
Lets do this
This is my first visit to /b/ in almost 7 years.
Fuck all of you.
Oldfags: prove how oldfag you are.
>>706904000
candy
ass
roody
poo
NOKO
We should attack the moralfags on social media.
>>706904103
I am the kami of my 2GET.
DQN is my body, and VIP is my blood.
I have created over a thousand kusosure.
Unknown to world4ch
Nor known to 4-ch.
Have withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Yet, those posts will never contribute anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Troll Works. </aa>
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
>>706903435
Sounds good
>>706904000
I remember m00t
>>706904256
Okay you have me beat. That some pasta from the first era?
>>706904315
Thats not even close to oldfag level shit. come back in 30 years and mention moot and then it'll count
>>706904000
I was looking forward to this
>>706904000
Habeeb it!
>>706904395
I remember a time before zozzle
>>706894434
Gtfo you fucking roodypoo newfag.
>>706904607
ZOZZLE IS NEWFAG SHIT
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>start operation dropboxterrorist
>>706904000
brb soup
>>706904918
Should I make a thread? To start this off?
>>706904687
Bitch I've been here since 02
I remember a time before the banana picture
>>706905013
proxy it
>>706905013
I dont know more newfags would see it then try it on 8
>>706905190
What's 8
>>706905272
Holy fucking shit get out of here now!
>>706904348
lurk more
>>706905155
We'll have to wait a while I gotta proxy it or I post you provide eather way just don't click it It downloads a locked file with cp
>>706903435
>>706905345
Thats fair.
abandon thread
What ever you do Never ever click a drop box ever again >op Dropbox Terrorist
bump
>>706905272
Common you know what im talking about think man think
Now Everyone here should know abandons this godaim thread so it 404s
>>706905565
Thanks. You are the hero we need
>>706905619
semi-newfag here. 8 chan right?
>>706905645
Keyword "odt"
>>706905688
Dont talk about it here you fucking idiot why the hell do you think i just posted 8?
>>706905621
No keep this alive.
>>706905841
Let's get the fuck out of here go to eight we'll be back
>>706905841
8 is for newfags and has turned into a place ran by sjws.
>>706905841
I never knew it was a secret i've always known there were other chans. Is this not common knowledge?
>>706905997
except for the fact that they just despise 4chan and there are a fuckton of different boards so all the cancer has its own place
>>706905997
>implying 4chan is not for newfags
>>706906102
The place is full of newfag cancer now and that may be but the mods perma ban you for stupid shit they have the stop liking things i dont like way of thinking.
>>706906145
>Implying C is for cookie
>>706895238
>your self
yourself*
KYS fag
>>706906145
Not saying that i am saying most if not all imageboards are now full of newfags and ran by faggots and sjws that includes 4chan.
>>706905841
O, are m@sterchan, trich@n, librech@n, onionch@n, 7ch@n, 2ch@n, and 411ch@n secrets too?
>>706896049
Always for teh lulz
*fires lazer*
>>706906461
Nothing on encyclopedia dramatics is a secret.
>>706906487
>>706906551
What about baphomet
>>706906594
I dunno lol.
>>706890072
Destroyed by anonymoose going mainstream, fur, bananafags, and fags fapping to feminine penises. It's atrocious.
>>706906594
Baphomet is accessible through 8
>>706905841
>what is Streisand effect
>>706905841
Hahaha now newfags will storm 8 ch@n org
>>706890072
> 2003
> 200 replies
> not one word said
>>706906808
This. Everyone knows 4chan started in 1998
>>706906808
we know, we dont care
>>706906853
It's still september anon.
>>706906789
>Hahaha now newfags will storm 8 ch@n org.
They already have it all started with Gamer Gate.
Hi /b/.......Im new here. >_>;;
I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register here........I dont see any place where i can log in. Also, why when u post, your post disappears from the list of posts? Why cant it just go directly to your post. Well anyway i wanted to show u guys some funny pics.....
[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\sleepy_cat.jpg[/img]
[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\woops1.gif[/img]
i hope u guys enjoy them....also, please welcome me to /b/, i hope you are all friendly and treat me well. :D
First let me introduce myself......my fav animes are Naruto InuYasha and Bleach, and i like listening to music (my favorite bands are Fallout Boy and Pink floyd, my favorite song is We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd). also, the power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD madnes??? THIS IS
[color=red]SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
also, how cum (lol cum) you have to attach a pic? how ghey is that? :p here's a funny pic i found the other day when i was surfing the internet. :cool:
>>706905334
Stop being so mean. I've been here since May. I know this site better than you.
>>706906980
Hi /b/.......Im new here. >_>;;
I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register here........I dont see any place where i can log in. Also, why when u post, your post disappears from the list of posts? Why cant it just go directly to your post. Well anyway i wanted to show u guys some funny pics.....
[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\sleepy_cat.jpg[/img]
[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\woops1.gif[/img]
i hope u guys enjoy them....also, please welcome me to /b/, i hope you are all friendly and treat me well. :D
First let me introduce myself......my fav animes are Naruto InuYasha and Bleach, and i like listening to music (my favorite bands are Fallout Boy and Pink floyd, my favorite song is We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd). also, the power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD madnes??? THIS IS
[color=red]SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
also, how cum (lol cum) you have to attach a pic? how ghey is that? :p here's a funny pic i found the other day when i was surfing the internet. :cool:
>>706906980
>>706907065
D E L E T
T H I S
>>706907124
Make me XD
>>706906980
>>706906980
>>706907065
Get the fuck out with that copypasta bull shit.
Oldfag test:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
>>706906461
Forgot endch@n and overch@n
>>706890072
2006 fag here.
N E E D S M O R E D E S U
>>706907253
Maybe that's the way to push them out. Images don't work, but what if the new people had to wade through paragraphs upon paragraphs before they found something meaningful?
>>706907304
needs some PUDI
>>706907124
Attention 4chan!
I recently came upon 4chan when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligent that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked woman shaking their boobs funny?
GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" and "o rly?".
Get off you fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you have no life, no social life either for that matter. The supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand "A trap".
Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I will do everything in my power to expose this site to people who will react legally upon this disgusting filthy site. This is not the end. It's just beginning. Grow up!
-DG
Op is a faggot, all old anons are either dead or serving 25 to life for rape/murder
>>706907405
FUCK
OFF
>>706907329
Probably makes sense and if it can bring LULZ i am totally down.
ITT: whiny bitches nostalgic about faggotry.
Cry more plz.
>>706907568
why?
>>706907555
And do you have any proof of this? no you do not maybe some of them are but not all of them.
>>706907568
Zozzle
>>706890072
This is bait.
>>706907630
Get the fuck out Post-Mootfag.
>>706907761
Take that back.
>>706907739
Oh fuck off you new friends think everything is bait or copypasta.
>>706890072
Hey OP I'm here since 2014 and I'm lurking as much as I can, but stop complaining and teach us the way of the oldfags
Before Protests:
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
hey gais i juts foun encylopedica dramarita, u gais r funny lol i told evryon on myspace bout u lol post
invader zim
COUNT TO TEN AND ILL POST TITS
U Laff, U Loose!
Slowpoke Combo Incoming, bitches!!!!!
Hey, lets start a furry thread!
Oh man, b, i need advice! my girlfriend wont come to my Liknkin Park concert cause she wants to do marijuana but its illegal oh man b what od i do?
post endingin 74 tels me wat do to
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.
God exists, PROVE ME WRONG
After Protests:
MAN /b/ WAS FUCKING SHITCOCK GREAT BEFORE THESE PROTESTS, THEN THEY WENT AND FUCKED THINGS UP!
You "oldfags" have been easier to troll than the general populace of 4chan
>>706890072
>"remembering" when /b/ was good
Fucking newfag.
G O A T B R O
You know what killed 4chan?
Troll humor; doing things for lulz. It's weak ass shit with retards claiming the most innocuous shit as provocative and funny.
Hur dur I shit in my shoe, best funny evar.
No, you're an attention seeking faggot who when you gain the slightest bit of self awareness cry about how great 4chan used to be despite the fact it was never great.
You idiots just mistake that because you did stupid shit en masse in the past, that it's actually an achievement. Which is the whole paradox about this place. 4chan wouldn't exist without you retards, yet it's you retards that make 4chan shit.
>>706908036
You must be a 2003 fag when it was just Anime only.
>>706907883
All you need to do is lurk moar and do research simple.
>>706908201
Fuck no, if if been here since the start I'd have killed myself.
Having wallowed in this cess pit for any amount of time isn't a fucking achievement, it's a commentary on how much you need help or to get out of the house.
Getting an STD is more of an achievement than being here for any extended period.
You holiday on 4chan; see the sights, look at some fucked up shit, flame an asshole or two, fap to something you feel rightly ashamed about after. Maybe even catch some news that hasn't shown up elsewhere.
But you don't stay here. Staying here is cancer. Staying here means you need to talk to a professional.
Porn ruined 4chan.
It used to only be kline 20%, now it is the whole fucking thing
>>706908822
This<<
>>706908822
Any thread that reoccurrs often is cancer
>>706908036
I literally love triggering people that's why I'm better than you. It's because I don't give a shit
>>706908822
People like sex. Sex is fun.
I do think mods should ban threads of any porn that isn't rare (If it has it's own category on image fap, fuck off there) but it's hardly cancer on this site, no oc for the last 2 years is cancer. Well, that and the lonely fucks on fb fap, cuck, and trap threads. Them assholes need to go on a dating site.
>>706909171
Exsactly.
>>706890072
>Gamestop and asked for Battletoads
>Gamestop
that was pawnstars
>>706909126
That is lazy as fuck. And worse, you act like not caring is an achievement.
Nigger it means you are too weak to face reality; to live with emotions that aren't all dopamine and endorphins. May as well use heroin.
How do you even cope when you realize you're not the centre of the universe? You must just fucking implode.
>>706909171
I sometimes question why we still have the porn boards.
>>706909431
It was both anon.
>>706909526
I literally tell you I'm a troll and you still fall for it
Topkek
>>706909528
I do think that if they added that rule to global: no porn that has an image fap category unless it's on it's own board. Then advertising raped those boards, they'd have no cash issues.
>>706909578
but was it tho
>>706909605
Fall for what? This is what I mean. Your shit isn't funny, it doesn't even make sense. A simple response is what you're after? Wow you are a depressing fuck.
>>706909528
/h/, /aco/ and /d/ are fine seeing how niche they are, but the faggots that keep posting furry and trap porn need their own god damn board. Every day it seems the majority of the porn posts and a large number of all posts are those threads.
But no, let's add fucking /vip/, a board where literally nothing happens.
>>706890072
>Inplying /b/ wasn't ALWAYS cancer
>>706909827
>this is you
>>706909969
Vip weeds out the jews though
>>706909827
Lol u mad?
>>706910099
The jews aren't the prevalent issue thought, it's the fags and furfags.
>>706909969
There use to be a /fur/ board a long time ago but Moot deleted it cause he hated furies.
>>706910244
And he mass banned them
Topkek
>>706910244
Reason #2000 as to why Moot was a fucking idiot
"Gee let's give the bronies their own board and then let's delete the furfag board, ruining the site's most popular board in the process!"
>>706910202
>The jews aren't the prevalent issue
/pol/ would like a word with you
>>706910397
Outside of /b/ they're the main problem, but not within the board itself.
>>706910487
8pol is hilarious
They blame everything on the jews
9/11
ISIS
Alqaeda
Great depression
The porn industry (the long con to demoralize white people)
And more
>>706910627
But anon, everyone knows the Jews are slowly taking over. Just wait until (((Hillary))) gets in office and (((they))) can start shilling SJW values to slowly kill the white race.
>>706910627
8pol is a bunch of edgelords trying way to hard to be funny same with 8 /b/ and the mods are fag sjws.
