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Well, I'm extremely bored, and about to sleep. So, here's a game that I'm reposting. The last 3 numbers in your ID is now the SCP your assigned to. Fucked or not?
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Ok I'll roll
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>>706875609
Rollo case these games were lit
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>>706876219
SCP 219 = a broken 8 ft tall robot. I'm good.
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lets see how fucked i am
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>>706875609
Rollerino
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Rolling.
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>>706877393
I got a fucking day planner
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roll
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Rollll
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Rollarino
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>>706875609
roll
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I wanna play, roll
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roll
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Why not lets roll this whale!
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roll
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>>706878033
reroll cause mine was dumb
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riulling
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>>706875609
Why not, roll
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Let's hope it kills me
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>>706878607
Shit, a suicidal cat with linked injuries, and I even have a strong cat allergy...
I'm As good as dead
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>>706878766
I got the invisible man. Fun
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Let's roll
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Roll
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>>706875609
fuck it, gotta do something besides fap.
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Roll
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I'm bored
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Let's check it out
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roll
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Rollm88
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nice idea for a thread
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Rawlin
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>>706875609

inb4 scp 682
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Roll
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>>706875609
aw hell ye rollin
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>>706875609
hope I get 173
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I'll roll
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>>706879149
lurk moar, these have been going for years
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>>706878946
well, I now have access to two people who can give me information on anything. That is, as long as I listen long enough and don't mind reality falling apart.
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rolling 132
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Rollls
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>>706879331
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-331
resurrecting cat collar
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Rolleroni
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>>706879281
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-281
some clock computer thing that stops time within six meters if you press snooze
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>>706879166
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166
Aw hell yeah
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>>706875609
Ghost.
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>>706875609
oh boi
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Aight
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well lets see
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Roll
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>>706875609
i'm bored, too. let's see what's in store for me
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Fingers crossed
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Rollo's
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rolie polie olie
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Bobble the clown what does that mean??
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k
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>>706879869
Time travel pier. Nice.
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rolling
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>>706875609
-Roll-
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>>706875609
Reply
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rolling
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Rillerino
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rooll
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roll
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I'll give it a shot
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Oh shit
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>>706880245
Mine needs a password, rerollimg
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Rrrrolll
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>>706880151
Mine's a painting.
'A subject who views the painting exhibits no initial effects. However, over a period of 24 hours, the subject's breathing becomes increasingly labored, culminating in the death of the subject. Autopsies reveal that subjects' lungs have filled with seawater.'

iight with this
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rape
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l
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Rell
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>>706875609
Rollan
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rool
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>>706875609
rolling rolling rolling
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Roll
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fuck it, ill roll
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>>706880385
I'm safe
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>>706875609
Roll
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>>706875609
Roll
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>>706880403
Not bad, a lighter locked in a safe you can't use or it will esplode
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Aight I'll roll
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>>706875609
I'll fuck anything or one
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>>706875609
iuhbroll
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Roll
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>>706880465
LOL REMINDS ME OF THE BANA LOL
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>>706880690
>A fucking evil bandaid

I'll live
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>>706880825
Of course...
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Living is overrated anyways amirite?
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>>706880614
A website that torrent future movies I think I'm set for life.
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>>706875609
roly-poly
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Rewl
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This should be good
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Nigger
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>>706875609
Why not..
Roll for my degenerate life
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Boom
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>>706880640
not sure what to think about this one
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rolling
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>>706881377
Actually got dubs.
Classified safe ftw
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Rollin
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Rolling
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Roll
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>>706881230
Oh my god, the title
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>>706875609
go bitch.
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>>706881457
It's psychic fortune cookie, so yes.
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Roll
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>>706881313
I live to see another day
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>>706875609
Henry Rollins
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>>706875609
rooll
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fuck that i want keter
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rollin
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Roll
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>>706875609

rolling for 076 as I am suicidal
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>>706875609
rollin
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>>706875609
rell
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We die in the dark so the world can live in the light
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>>706875609
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rawl
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Rell
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imma rollin
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>>706882000
how eventful

i win
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I hope I get something good!
Roll.
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roll
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Roll
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>>706881853
Just jars of jello that change the weather when opened
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Roll
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>>706881970
So, Im stuck in a room forever?
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Rollin
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>>706882058
i laughed thou

comeon, lets reroll
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Just as an aside, when I still played Shadowrun, our GM used to use SCP to find new things to throw at us. If any of you are into that game and looking for ideas, SCP was a goldmine.
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>>706875609
Roll
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Safe safe safe safe
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>>706881997
Huh, I got some lamp that makes anything you perceive as vermin (rats, roaches and shit) not appear to be there for you
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roll
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>>706875609
Rolld
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Roll
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Rolling
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>>706882107
A set of beach houses that can change on the inside, re roll.
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Rollerino, Paul Sorvino.
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Roll
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rollski
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>>706875609
hope i get a haunted dildo
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>>706882455
A scary ass ship that makes you go crazy if you get near it
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>>706875609
Rollerino
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Roll
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>>706875609
420 get
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>>706875609
time for a spoopy death!
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rawl
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Rawlin
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>>706875609
Oki doki
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>>706875609
rollerino
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Roll
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>>706882594

Mine is a fucking sheep
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>>706882543
got a haunted tv that causes illusions. nvm.
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>>706875609


Rollan' for drunk SCP survival
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ROLLIN LIKE A NIGGER
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Let's see
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R
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>>706875609
roll
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>>706882758
Description: SCP-758 is a young Russian male, 1.9 meters tall, weighing roughly 110 kg. Full name Vasili ████ ██████████, found in ██████, Russia in 19██. The subject was diagnosed as an extremely low functioning autistic at the age of four.
> Great. I'm a fucking autist.
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>>706882686
heheh That's kinda sexy
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Never seen this before

roll
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>>706882623
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-297
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>>706882833
O I got a disease that isn't too good.
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>>706882271
gay

reroll
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>>706882967
SCP-967 is an abandoned scrapyard located in [REDACTED]. Flyovers have shown that SCP-967 is approximately 200m x 500m. The site was abandoned in ████/████ following a rash of disappearances and anomalous activity. On ██/████, SCP-967 was secured by the Foundation.
>SCP-967 is an abandoned scrapyard
when the hell did I get a SCP based off me
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>>706882787
when your scp is a paranormal plane hijacking
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Roll
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Area of woods where ghost children throw rocks at you leading up to eating you alive. Alright.

P.S. I'd still go in
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Let's find out.
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>>706875609
oh fug
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>>706875609
rolo
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Rolling again
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Lets go!
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>>706882658
A 6 pool ball that can bend space and time .
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Roll
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>>706875609
y not. I'll probably get a teleporting pen or something
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Roll
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Roll
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Rolling
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Let's see
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>>706883215
>Pair of crazy-causing glasses
>Don't do anything when not worn

Worst thing that could happen, I get fired for dropping and stepping on the things.
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Roll
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>>706875609
spook
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Rollandro
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rollerino
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rollerino
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>>706883101
A bag with teeth lol
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>>706875609
fav thred
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>>706883426
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity.
>mfw i'm a toaster
>mfw toasters don't have faces
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>>706883243
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-243

Too be honest, not bad. Not bad at all.
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>>706883410
I got fucking spell check beetles...
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rololololololol
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Roll
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>>706875609
Let's see
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Ilo
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rolling
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Re-Rawl
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>>706883582
>Scp-582 is a meme
What
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let's go
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rolling hating
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>>706875609
Roll

inb4 fucked
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>>706883926
guqin Lol my life I'm too baked to take care of string instruments guys take this away from me
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Roll or Not to Roll
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Rolling
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>>706884049
> I am okay with this.
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rollerino
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>>706884167
Alright guys now I get a cube, what is this hell raiser?
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roll
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>>706875609
Let's do this
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rick roll
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>>706875609
I need to get up tomorrow.

...rolling.
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>>706875609
roll
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Cmon 173!
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roll
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>>706884242
Got to go jerk off into a pool cyl
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>>706883661
this is a funny one
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-661
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roll
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MUTHAFUKIN ROLL
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>>706884346
Keeping this one, I get to tend to this lil pterry
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>>706875609
Rolling
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Roll
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Balls
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Roll
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>>706875609
Rolled like jizz.
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rolling
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Roll
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Rolling
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Rooollin
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>>706885476
Not
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Roll
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>>706875609
Sndichadkcb
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Rollin for christ
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.
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>I'm not trapped in here with you
Roll
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come on succubus
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yayuuuuh
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>>706884940
Yuck. I have a parasite that will develop symbiotic control of my body and make me have sex so it can lay it's eggs in my bodily fluids and infect others. This sex will include rape if I am not able to convince sexual partners otherwise.
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Roll.
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>>706875609
boolin
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I ain't never scared.
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>>706875609
Please god be merciful
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rollerino. wanna see how fucked I am
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>>706885642
Some kinda sexually interfering hot springs. Pretty safe.
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sure why not
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Roll this shit
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Rollerino
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>>706885980
980 some humanoid that does shit all. I'm safe as fuck lol
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Rollin
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Skeeball
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Go
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>>706886192
An x-ray machine that is extremely radioactive.
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Rolling
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Rollerino
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Roll
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Got some molly and now I'm rolling
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raul
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Rolling boi
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rolllllllllllllllll
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kkk
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rawl
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Roll
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Roll
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>>706875609
Lets see
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roll roll roll roll roll roll
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wooaaaa
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rollllllller
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Roll
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>>706887292
I'm fucking fine, 292 is an hourglass that reverses time to before it was flipped if it is flipped again before all sand drains to one bulb
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>>706887551
>Jigsaw puzzle
Im ok with this
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>>706886922
The only nearby university has less than 20,000 people, so I am completely removed from this SCP. Can't believe so many more past the original series have been written.
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C'mon safe class!
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top roll
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>>706879856

a succubus cool.

also roll
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roll'
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>>706875609
roll
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Muricunt OP
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rollan
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Rolgn
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Was gonna read creepypasta this'll work
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What is the worst that could happen?
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rolling
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>>706888704
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-704 a crazy road. neat
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roll
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Let's find out
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>>706889228
I am literally watching a photograph.
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>>706875609
rollin
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>>706889458
SCP-458 is a large-sized pizza box from the pizza chain Little Caesar's, of their Hot-n-Ready variety.
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rollerino
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>>706889520
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-520
reroll
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>>706889104
Lonely Ball spoopy
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Rolling
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>>706875609
This is a great Idea! Rolling!!!
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>>706875609
Fuck it, rolling
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roll
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Roll
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rolling this could be fun
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Sure thing
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Rollin'
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>>706875609
rollin
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>>706889553
A photograph, a pizza box, and butterflies. What the actual fuck is this.
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eh, why not?
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Rolling and dubbing
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Roll
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rollsan
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Back in my /x/ days
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>>706889999
Tickle monster. And quads. Dick is diamonds
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Roll
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>>706889883

I'm a fucking honeyman
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>>706889928
reroll, got a stupid scp
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Fuck it, Give me the death I deserve.
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>>706875609
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