Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706840276
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ikarous claimed.
>>706850751 (Edgy Death)
Are you afraid of what other people think? I've been to therapy in the past too... worst 15 months of my life, but I got better.
>>706850811 (Shiro)
Oh yeah Jew Breeze is coming to my Jets next season. Can't wait.
>>706850215
I was born this way because I pulled shitty cards from the genetic lottery.
Claim
>>706851667
>implying
They should bench Shitzpatrick and put up Geno Smith as the starter.
>>706851782
Hello.
>>706851667
kek no im very open but to tell you all my issues could take a while. short version I had hardcore ocd I went to fix it and now we are working on my anger issues among others.
>>706851771
What's wrong with your genetics?
>>706851836
Goodness no... Geno is awful...
I mean he has natural born talent, he's tall, has a strong arm and he is fast... but he doesn't have skill... and quarterbacking is all about skill
>>706851906
Do you exert anger to your irl family and friends?
>Best fox claimu
Well it sucks to be Florida
cut me someone
>>706852272
Oh really? Did the hurricane finally hit land? Please be my news source.
>>706852121
You have basically no one to go too for quarterback. Pray that Ryan will make up for his appalling showing this past couple of weeks.
>>706852163
How's the day treating you?
>>706851102
Something something global warming right.
The sounds of the morning are relaxing in general, unless it was something that caused you to wake up heh.
Haha, I feel you. Had to go through that today actually. Drizzle into a downpour.
>>706852121
yes not as bad as here I sperg sometimes here. I mean just read this, most people decide whether they like me or not with this post
Beryl claims me
What's up nerds?
>>706852448
I'm not actually sure, but Florida seems to be where it's likely to hit
that also means I can expect pretty bad storms within the week or so
>>706852121
They aren't good
>>706852632
Post PS2 tier tiddies.
>>706852736
Stay safe, fam. To be honest I hope Disney... land? Gets fucked. Fuck that place.
I'm actually just salty because my parents went with my older sister and they never took me.
>>706852272
I hate the Dolphins...
>>706852276
Lewd
>>706852499
We have Petty... Petty and the Jets, Petty gets it done.
>>706852526
That is a lot to read.
I think I had a burst of anger once in my life and I just couldn't control myself for days... After your anger sessions do you apologize to those people?
>>706852825
Why not? What exactly is wrong with your body?
I hope Florida suffers.
>>706852863
I forget the really bad quality one. Where you said she has like 3 polygons or someshit.
Either way, no. Not unless you get some digits.
Untill then. Fuck you, you insomnia ridden bastard
>>706853006
Be nice.
>>706852878
um no if I dont like someone I wish them not alive tbh
>>706852959
>1.94 MB image for an anime girl
Learn to compress images, you fucking retard.
>>706853006
What did Florida ever do to you?
>>706852276
I'll try my best but I'm not yuno
>>706852959
My brain
>>706853060
That has never stopped you before.
>>706852878
Okay. Now will he actually start is the real question.
>>706852863
Wow, what assholes
I'm not too worried about the storms, it can't be too bad
>>706852878
That's...nice
>>706853365
Sounds nice and relaxing.
Not much really. Being tired, gonna watch some football here soon.
>>706852499
It's been pretty good. All i've been doing all day is playing video games and listening to music. What have you been/ are you doing today?
>Haven't ridden a bike in 9 years
>Cousin gave me an old one last week to go mountain biking with him
>Decided to ride it instead of running today
Holy fuck I forgot how amazing it feels to ride a bike, it's way better than running
>>706853612
Well to be fair she was only like 5 and I wasn't even a glimmer in their eyes. BUT FORREAL. WHAT THE FUCK!?!
You live in Northern Florida or just a BAMF and no hurricane can hurt you?
Football is about to start! Time to start cooking. Bye everyone, have a great evening.
>>706853133
I have to watch that anime again haha
Uhm -hug- I hope you get better... being angry is never fun.
>>706853157
I don't have to because I don't care :p
>>706853309
Heh I like that img... I think I'm going to save it. I hope you can overcome it... -hug-
>>706853401
Nah he broke his shoulder... But we do have Hankengurg... I hope he's the answer. Anyway goodnight <3
>>706853612
nou !
We'll see, I don't have much hope though
>>706853761
I live pretty far north, so i won't get a hurricane
It'll just be the smaller storms it leaves behind, I'm sure it'll drift up the East coast as usual
>>706853772
I checked the roster online for the Jets and he wasn't on the injured reserve.
Goodnight.
>>706853961
*pats the fox*
>>706853961
More than likely. When Katrina and ... Ike? Hit Louisiana and Texas we had storms for nearly a week straight it felt like. Heavy winds and fucking raaaaaaiiiiiin.
Still, stay safe fam. A little water never hurt anybody, but a lot can kill you.
QoTT: Where would you take you're waifu out on a date?
I would take Tomoko to a cheesy horror movie so she can pretend to be brace while clinging on to me, and then hit up an arcade to shoot some fuggin zombies or something. Then a cafe to grab a bit to drink and a bite to eat, followed by walking her home.
>>706854309
Disgusting Shit Covered Paws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30FTr6G53VU
>>706854304
The park at night.
>>706854304
I'll give you one guess where
>>706854309
Ugly paws
>>706854436
>At night
Better wait until you're 21 and can get a CCW (depending on your state).
Hinata is claimed.
>>706853635
Sounds like fun.
>>706854045
I know, i saw. I deleted my comment because i made a couple mistakes and i forgot pic
>>706854304
Oops.
Pretend to be BRAVE*
>>706854436
Nigga she lives in a prison. Taking her to the courtyard at night is gonna get you shot.
>>706854564
Firing range? So you can finger her trigger on the full auto setting?
カラミチーマス
>>706854413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktU_X7CDaBM
>>706854651
She doesn't live in the prison anymore though, if I'm remembering the manga right.
I also would take her to ride a ferris wheel.
>>706854245
>Hug the Alice
>>706854304
Yeah, I'm sure i'll be fine
But the next town over, not even five minutes away, had a nasty flood less than a month ago
>>706854943
Ah, well, to be honest I haven't read or watched DMW so I honestly wouldn't know.
>ferris wheel
Not a bad choice.
>>706854602
Hello
>>706855058
>
How is the superior fox doing tonight?
>>706855071
It's a pretty meh series.
She's always wanted to ride a ferris wheel, and she's only been able to once, under some unfortunate circumstances.
>>706855143
Hello
>>706854602
Hinata is shit.
>>706855298
I'm not sure I've actually seen you before, maybe inattentiveness on my part. Nice to meet you!
>>706855058
I would definitely take some precautions then. If they flooded from simple rain a few weeks ago then this hurricane might royally fuck them over. Do you know the elevation of your city?
>>706855276
Sounds ominous. I should check it out, I tried watching it back when [as] aired it but, eh, I hate watching series on [as] because I swear the don't air the episodes in order. They just throw their schedule on Random and let their audience soak it up. I swear I've seen every episode of Inuyasha but not in order.
>>706855467
Hmm, maybe. I don't tend to watch shows as they air.
>>706855143
Pretty good, playing Destiny
>MFW i get a gun I didn't have, then get four more of the same gun in a row
Mine is 1000 feet, the town that flooded is basically in a valley
I live right up in the Appalachians
>>706855768
Part two is for
>>706855467
>>706855714
The last show I watched while it was airing was...
..
...
OverLord. Fun series actually.
>>706855768
Ah, well, still! Don't take Mother Nature for a chump!
>>706855768
Sounds like you got some crazy luck there. I wish I could get lucky like that with games
>>706856048
Hello
>>706856023
This isn't a gif
>>706855714
Yous smart girl
>>706856048
Rory
>>706856137
Wonder
"Take this storm seriously"
"Don't play games"
"it's a monster"
"evacuate evacuate evacuate"
'This Is Going to Kill People'
The governor of Florida needs to calm the fuck down.
>>706856177
Okuyu!
How are you doing?
>>706856231
He can't, he's too busy trying to make people panic
>>706856246
How's work?
>>706856177
Sure it is. It's just two frames of the same image. Duh.
>>706855402
..................
>>706855408
I arrived today. I was on /a/ for a few days and I just found /b/ today, I don't like it here very much.
Also I guess none of you are taking you're waifus out on dates?!
>>706854304
>QoTT: Where would you take you're waifu out on a date?
>>706856382
/b/ is not a very good place. This isn't a bad place while there are no shitposters though
>>706856382
I would take Alice to a restaurant that serves barbecue. She loves meat, and nothing says meat quite like a barbecue!
>pic related
>>706856353
Oh deary me, do we have a legitimate newfag?
Famalam, never let anyone know how new you are ever. It flings the doors open for bullying and attempts at trolling.
>>706854304
The woods, to explore, maybe ride down the river. Play some vidya.
>>706856382
Nou
>>706856231
How else will he say his methods of evacuation and shelter saved lives during elections?
>>706856023
With our luck, it'll turn to snow
>>706856137
No, it really isn't lucky
Most of them are fodder for upgrading other weapons and I'm still missing two of the highest rarity weapons
>>706856231
It is a strong one.
>>706856309
Oi
It's a fine day to watch bitches die. Muhahahahaa
>>706856327
Sounds like something may would do.
>>706856382
Can i stay in and play cards?
>>706856309
Relentless today. Made worse by a toothache that has persisted through 2 Voltaren 24s and a double max dose of ibuprofen.
>>706856382
I would take her to the Australian War Memorial. Remembering the past to prevent the mistakes of the future.
>>706856573
Yeah, listen to us.
And deleet system32, it monitors your posts and sends them to the fbi.
>>706855768
>Destiny
I thought we could be friends, but we can't.
>>706856231
He does, I need the storm to be ultra STRONK and the people to think its weak.
>>706856382
They're all fags who wouldn't have the balls for it
>>706856353
Hello, who's your waifu?
>Protip, read up on the 4chan memes and don't tell people you're new it'll go much smoother that way.
>Governor of Florida is trying to cause mass panic and hysteria.
>Millions of people told to evacuate within a day
>Grocery stories are running out of food and water
>RIP Florida.
I'm so bored.
Yadda yadda nepu claim.
>>706856382
My house. Specifically my bedroom.
>>706856573
thank you for your concern. I guess I'm used to getting taken advantage of.
>>706856803
Hi there! Hinata is my waifu.
>>706856581
Ah, right on, right on. Just be sure to show of your mad skills in the vidya.
>>706856594
I actually miss snow. I used to live in Amarillo, TX and it actually snowed there.
>>706856628
Why not? I just hope she has a good time.
>>706856696
Well, she is a Disciple of Death more or less, she might find it flattering.
>>706856747
And completely ignore any advice from /b/
>>706856803
Doesn't seem that way.
>>706856867
How romantic.
>>706856946
Just remember: The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>706851490
>>706856846
Muh Florida
>>706856594
Well, using them for fodder isn't really a bad thing is it? I imagine it's like most games with a similar system where you upgrade the stats of a weapon by feeding it
>>706856628
Why are people dying? Must be nice, I wish I could die
>>706856696
That doesn't sound like an altogether healthy amount of stuff to consume. Be careful Rory :(
>>706856855
Hello Nepu
>>706856946
I just realised I double replied to Tomoko by accident. See the top post of >>706856544
>>706856855
Cute waifu.
>>706857026
I'm very gullible...
>>706856544
>>706857135
Oh I've noticed! I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight after lurking that wreck thread.
>>706856946
>Naruto waifu
Ehhhh...
So you mind talking a bit about yourself and introducing who you are?
Also, NEVER EVER listen to any advice on 4chan unless you can confirm that it is true elsewhere online (Don't do the penny+whatever=crystals, don't do the wrist stretching thing, don't delete System32, and don't try to curve a bullet).
>>706857026
Forgot muh image.
>>706857135
It's not too late
If we do it together we'll be remembered forever~
Those kids have it coming anyways
>>706857026
I'd probably be teaching her how to play. Which is fine, I don't freak out when teaching others vidya anymore.
>Just means I'll be close to her.
>>706857026
Snow is overrated, IMO
>>706857135
But it would be nice to get one of the weapons I don't have
>>706857364
I can't unsee the full lewd version
>>706857135
Hello Alice, how you doing?
>>706857807
I actually feel really bad about something I did a few years ago. My roommate's girlfriend was playing Ocarina of Time for the first time, and I kept heckling her about being bad and dying and all that before she got out of the Deku tree. She never played the game again.
>>706857827
It's fun as a kid, annoying as an adult.
Meh, the lewd version isn't the worst I've seen. Radiohead has taken a liking to Tomoko so....
>>706857345
What's wrong with Naruto girls?
Should I listen to your advice? I'm a lot like my waifu shy and quiet. I enjoy spending my day stalking my love and ever getting close to her.
>>706851490
best grill
>>706857345
>forgetting glowstick gatorade
>heating the spoon
>blowing your thumb
>pipe bomb how to
Also Hinata was first waifu when I learned about anime.
>>706857341
I don't mind Rekt threads to much. I can't stand when they post animals though.
>>706857520
How are we being remembered forever? Did this suicide pact just become a mass murder plan?
>>706857827
I suppose that's true as well. Is the one you got one of the better ones in the game?
>>706857943
I'm doing okay, I guess. My stomach is feeling a bit off right now, but that will probably pass
>>706856023
If you are interested in Deadman Wonderland, I would recommend the manga.
>>706856177
Yous wonderfulness.
>>706858084
You're not horrified by them like I am?
>>706858023
Best to let it go. I would complain when people didn't pick up what I taught them and they kept fucking up, not following simple instructions, then i would act like a pick and start talking to them like they were stupid. Granted I was a kid, but still a dick move, one that I still do while playing games like league, because it's cancer.
>>706858193
Horrified by rekt?
How though?
Where is the Smug.jpg guy!
I NEED TO TALK TO HIM NOW
>>706858023
It's the internet, there's always worse
>>706858084
It's ok, hitting bodyshots increases headshot damage and headshots return bodyshot ammo
it can have infinite ammo if you use it right
>>706858084
The two are the same. You want life eternal or not?
>>706858165
How are things? Are they fine?
>>706857341
Your's a cute too. Never trust /b/astards.
>>706858084
Good to see I'm not the only one feeling off.
>>706858431
>Infinite ammo
With the description you've given, if you were 100% accurate you would always lose one bullet, the headshot round.
>>706858045
It's just, Naruto you know?
That's cool, I'm Galil, from Texas. I'm into guns, Russia, /tg/ related stuff, being active, Black Ops 1, my cat and freedom. My waifu is Galil (or Gariru) from Upotte. All of these BTW >>706858052
>>706858045
Best not to base your waifu on her being similar to you, find one you love and would marry.
>>706858560
it returns more than you used, you can refill the magazine with two bullets without reloading
>>706858193
I am rarely horrified by anything. Animals bother me though
>>706858431
That sounds like a pretty useful weapon to me
>>706858506
Maybe. Who's the target?
>>706858541
I usually start feeling off when I'm stressing, so it's not altogether surprising'
>>706858610
Shut the fuck up you massive nigger
‘Get out. There’s no reason to take a chance.’
'You must leave before it's too late'
'Why didn't you listen?'
>>706858801
the problem is you can only equip one gold rarity weapon at a time
so you use a sniper, rocket launcher, or the laser canon for the mos damage
>>706858801
Canadian pre-school
You know why
>>706858506
Yes, fine. You?
>>706858362
I don't know! I don't like it.
>>706858541
Are the anons of /b/ as bad as their threads?
>>706858610
Huh, I've played Black Ops but I felt bad about the people I was shooting and I stopped playing. Is Texas nice? I heard everyone is mean every there.
>>706858801
Why aren't you horrified by anything?
>>706858165
Maybe one day.
>>706858362
Same here. I apologized to her and even told her to definitely try it again one day. And that I would help her if she needed it.
>>706858431
Always, but Radiohead is definitely up there in terribad.
>>706859093
Also fine.
What wonderful times.
Old Ruby came back today. So that was fun
>>706859181
Not reallt, but most of people of /b/ are just jerks for fun and no one should be taken seriously, but remember, there are only a few select threads where you can be as friendly as now, any other thread, just have fun being an ass like anyone else.
I've been here before.
I've stood where you stand.
They called me their hero, The Hero of Man.
But why should we save them
when they stand for nothing?
If they deserve life, LET THEM STAND FOR THEMSELVES.
>>706858875
McNig is a faggot, fuck him.
>>706859181
Its a game, they aren't people.Texas is very nice, the best state in the US in my opinion, people here are actually far nicer than other states (on average of course).
Also, I don't like rekt threads very much either, its fine.Most people here are relatively normal in real life, and let out all of their shit here (That's what I do).
>>706859418
D E D
E
D
>>706859338
Old Ruby? Where? I like him, he's cool.
>>706859418
Brilliant
>>706859024
Oh, that sounds kind of like a pain in the ass. I see why they do it though, being stupid strong kind of ruins the game
>>706859081
I live in Canada, can I just go shoot up the hoodrats in my city instead?
>>706859181
Eh, I've been imagining far worse than what they show in those threads my entire life. I kind of got used to it you could say
>>706859181
You'll find it funny.
Just wait till they post remixes, or edited rekt.
Or you can go to
>>>/wsg/
>>706859760
Well i doubt he'll come back here, but he'll be around in chats for awhile.
>>706859832
Just tell yourself that these kids grow up to be those hoodlums
>>706859689
I don't think I have it in me to be a butt.
>>706859694
Let out all their sh-- here? Their frustrations?
>>706859832
How does anyone get used to something like that!?
>>706859934
Nohoho thankyou!
>>706860094
How old are you?It's fine to say shit, fuck, ass, cunt, nigger, faggot, rape, crap, etc. here, nobody cares and will actually make fun of you if you don't say them.
Also /wsg/ is work safe gifs, which usually don't include any sort of gore or porn.
I'd you want gore and porn go to /gif/ though.Or /aco/, they've got some good porn.
here
>>706860689
Smug mug
>>706859832
If you shoot someone in canada they'll probably say sorry for wasting your bullets
>>706859961
But niggers can't put kids in daycare, how is that going to prevent them from being hoodlums
>>706860094
It's amazing what the mind will numb itself too. It was either that or constantly live in fear and hardly sleep. I still have both of those but to a much lesser degree than when I was little
>mfw this thread
>>706860779
They can't, but the government that pays for it can.
>>706860853
Who are you!
>>706860461
I just can't say swear words!
This website is so big and I've only been to two boards so far in a week. I don't know what to say!
>>706860779
Heh I'm still shaking. How does a mind get used to something like that..........
>>706859961
That's a shame.
>>706860940
The government doesn't pay for child care in my province. We'll have to go elsewhere
>>706861000
To protect itself. I've only ever seen one webm that truly bothered me, it involved a chainsaw.
>>706860974
Can i join the party?
>>706861111
COnfirmed, yes it is
>>706861239
Plenty of nigs here
>>706860853
>mfw unoriginal
>>706861239
Did you ever get over it?
>>706861339
its more of a closed knit thing
Legit jamming to The Protomen
>>706861000
How old are you though?
You've got to, it isn't bad to type them you know, besides they're just words.
It really isn't that bad, you're just being exposed to it for the first time all of a sudden.Find a board that interests you (For guns go to /k/, for technology go to /g/, for Dungeons & Dragons and such go to /tg/ etc.)
>>706861111
GET
>>706861615
I'll bring cocaine~
>>706861339
So, what're the plans for tomorrow?
>>706861880
BLOW HURRICANE-CHAN BLOW
>>706861880
BLOW HURRICANE-CHAN BLOW!
>>706861880
Blow me hurricane chan
>>706861880
Blow, Hurricane-chan, Blow!
>>706861339
I'll just come to where you're at then
>>706861574
Yes. It took as long as getting to the end of the webm and closing it to get over it. >>706861880
blow hurricane-chan blow
>>706862030
This kid likes taking it up the ass
>>706861912
im not into the whole drugs thing
my waifu
>>706861993
School, here for a bit, work, here for a bit probably.
Usual.
>>706862074
Sounds like a plan. I'll prepare snakes for your arrival.
>>706862240
Some party.
Th-Thanks for the last image.
>>706861880
BLOW HURRICANE-CHAN BLOW
