Let's have a fluffy thread.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's have a fluffy thread.
On mobile so can't dump But here is a bump with ferrets from where I work
>>706840420
Nice mate
>>706839684
>>706840585
Yeah I've been thinking about buying some guniea pigs and starting my own "fluffy" torture stream but I don't know where I could stream it that wouldn't be illegal and I wouldn't get caught. but honestly if I do do it I'm sure there are a ton of people who would want to watch
>>706840850
They eat the damned things in Peru.
>>706840850
Plus any donations would be cool to get like that one story a guy wrote about a guy who did the same thing. Plus working at a pet store I get mean discounts 20% off any thing I want
>>706840948
They do? Didn't know that, maybe there is some back country streaming site I can use? Any suggestions?
>>706841138
>>706840850
Don't be a fag and actually hurt something that's alive.
>>706841409
Damn that's cool, probably not even illegal to eat them here because you can feed them to snakes. But it would violate twitches user agreement. Any way to stream without twitch?
>>706841484
Nigga this is /b/ and I'm a poor motherfucker. I would Lille babies on video for enough money barring getting caught
>>706841571
Kill*
>>706841502
There are restaurants in LA that have it on the menu. Be neat to throw them in a deep fryer alive.
>>706841813
I could get behind that. I was thinking have like people vote on what to do and then whichever got the most donations I would do then
>>706839684
Fuck off
>>706841813
>>706840420
i remember that time i had a ferret.
i loved that ferret.
>>706841963
http://www.peruthisweek.com/news-peruvian-guinea-pig-producers-look-to-expand-abroad-101160
>>706841571
The thing is, I'm ok with hurting (older) people. Just not animals.
Yeah, go flufy
>>706842095
Same best pets ever man
>>706840420
I bet a ferret would rip the shit out of a fluffy.
>>706842311
Question:
>do you eat meat
>do you even recognize your cognitive dissidence?
>>706844964
>killing animals for meat
>torturing animals for fun
Not the same faggot
>>706840850
>>706841040
Seriously anyone know any backwater streaming sites?
>>706839684
dude that's just sad
>>706845203
>cognitive dissidence
there is no such thing as humane slaughter you moron
>>706844556
>can we get some pictures up there?
>>706846263
eu·tha·nize
ˈyo͞oTHəˌnīz/
verb
put (a living being, especially a dog or cat) to death humanely.
>>706846263
You have never seen slaughter houses. Some are much more humane than others.
>>706839684
Srs question: What is this shit?
Like, I don't get if you guys are being ironic or not, but this is seriously the most autistic thing I've ever seen in my life.
>>706846831
>>706847573
meat animals aren't euthanized
>>706848093
there is nothing humane about waiting to be killed
>>706848728
Welcome home son. You belong here now.
>>706848728
Then out, fuck
>>706848965
*In
>>706839684
What is this fucked shit
>>706849118
see
>>706848907
>>706849118
>>706848965
>Then out, fuck
>>706848813
Meat animals are euthanized in decent slaughter houses. Being humane means reducing pain and stress to minimum levels. In most modern slaughterhouses the animals are euthanized through an electric shock that put them down, then they are bleed to death.
>>706848728
>Be 706848728
>Scrolling 4chan one day
>Find trap thread
>Pull fist out of asshole and start jerking it using your own shit as lube
>Pull on your dick so hard you're pretty sure you felt tearing
>Finish up and go back to scrolling
>Find fluffy thread
Ohhellnaw.jpeg
>Enter thread
>Call everyone autistic
>Saved the day hell yeah
>Mommy calls you for dinner
>It's McDonalds
>Hell yeah
>yfw
>>706848907
This is still the most fucking aspie shit man
>>706849347
>the stun doesn't always knock out the animal, and they are almost never killed with electricity purposefully
>boltguns are misused, and animals are bleed fully conscious
>carbon monoxide suffocation doesn't result in death before bleeding
>any religious animal slaughter is done with out stunning the animal first
how they are killed only affects them right before death, meat animals are routinely abused.
>>706850065
Point to a thread on /b/ that isn't.
>>706850065
You will get used to it. Just enjoy the fluffies.
>>706850156
Blame the illegals desu
>>706850156
Tell nobody, "religious slaughter" is a complete fraud. I have been in the industry for years and halal or kosher is just a label on a package. Smart people tell stupid people to pay more for it, and they do!
Animals are never killed with the electric shock, they are just unconscious but their hearts must be beating. They are killed by bleeding.
All the rest is true. Sometimes things go bad.
>>706842368
Kek
Did someone say flugby?!
>>706850557
>plently of americans love killing as it
this is that cognitive dissidence, no one even thinks about what they are eating; I totally understanding never wanting to change, america has no culture but cheeseburgers and beer,
>ive been reducing meat in diet for years, so I don't think its responsible to never change; but, don't even get me started on all the cheese I eat as a mostly vegetarian diet
but being so anti-
>meat_is_murder
doesn't make you smart, it literally leads you to believe corporate propaganda
Aw yeah, flugby time.
>>706852108
That its a looooong comic. You have all?
Hey guys im here!
>>706852474
>america has no culture but cheeseburgers and beer,
Hash browns. Flapjacks. Southern fried chicken, and chicken fried steak. Hush puppies. Maine lobster and Baltimore crab. Carolina, St. Louis, and Texas barbeque. Cajun cuisine.
Your ignorance of our culinary culture is not determinative.
>>706852897
you're better off getting the full comic on the booru, otherwise the image dump will kill the thread...
>>706853107
the culture remark was to say your favorite american past time is eating, you, quick-to-autistic
>>706853266
awwwwwww
Ok, i get it.
>>706852897
Yep. But the image limit will get here first.
The best part.
>>706854164
Dam shes crazy
>>706854164
one of the only good parts on that trainwreck of a story
>>706854242
lol fucking chinese knockoff, they couldn't even record a complete phrase on an mp3
>>706849118
at first it was torturing the apparently "perfect" pet.
Now its a bunch of edgy teenagers ruining what was at one point fun and silly.
>>706854482
>>706854357
Twistee work is great. And this story is long and very fucked up.
>>706840420
love me a box of ferrets, those fuckers will fuck your shit up every single time!
>>706854787
omg!
who made that pic. I love it
>>706840834
the fuck is this supposed to mean? is it even english? you gotta step up your game son...
>>706855153
McGonagall made it. I is his tribute to Twistee work. That is Frank, the girl that turns from hugboxer to abuser during this looong story.
>>706852108
>>706854787
Thats her. Bump
>>706840850
No, no, no, no. The majority of us enjoy fluffy abuse because they are sentient. They have an ego and an id to fuck with. Don't torture guinea pigs man. All they're going to think is "I'm hurt and I'm scared" They won't be able to suffer in the satisfying way. Just write some fluffy abuse instead.
>>706852474
Really fired by synapses mate.
>>706841040
Nigger the instant you post a paypal for donations the cops will be on that shit like flies on roadkill.
>>706857049
Only in america or europe. In third world shitholes cops don't give a fuck about this.
Hi everyone. Newfag here. Could somebody explain to me the reasoning behind these fluffy threads? it's literally fluffballs getting killed in torturous ways. now, in no way am I saying "0MGEE GUIS STUOP IT THEIR'RE CYOOTE111!!!" They're fucking disgusting. but, what's the appeal of these threads?
>>706856858
I do that too but also one can imagine that the gunieas have those things especially if I recorded voice lines for them and such
>>706857609
Look I think you're missing the whole point of fluffies. They're assholes. They're smart enough to be assholes. They consciously choose to be assholes. Guinea pigs are just small hamsters trying to survive. It's not really fair to them to do that shit.
>>706857423
Read this
>>706848907
and this
>>706857226
>need to live in a third world shithole
>must find a server in said shithole country for hosting
>use online service for money that has no incorporation with any second or first world shithole country or laws
guinea pigs are a good one to pick I think though, that or real piglets or mice.
>>706839840
this made me lol
thank you mr skeltal
>>706857870
Fuck!
Sorry wrong file.
>>706856883
>>706857830
Dude I've been in fluffy threads a long time I understand the point. I'm aware they aren't sentient but one could imagine that they were, sure it's missing the talking and everything and the gunieas are essentially innocent but people can imagine they are fluffies which makes all the difference. I think maybe having different colors and challenges for them would allow people to better identify them and root for different individuals
>>706849118
>>706848965
Cs go lotto
no
>>706858357
>well I said
>>706857929
because a;; of those animals actually scream when terrified, the real benifit of doing it with real animals that would get others to pay is getting to break the emotions of the real animal, like most mothers in the mammal family actually scream for their children and will freak out over the death of 'special friends' that they know for a long enough time
>>706859073
Exactly. You have any idea how I could get started?
>>706859519
Playdo is actually perfectly safe to eat; the "fun to play with, not to eat" slogan was implemented after complaints of kids eating all their playdo.
>>706840850
Don't hurt actual animals motherfucker
>>706853237
I don't even know what's real anymore
>>706855153
what a shitty worthless poopie babbeh
Reminder that fluffy threads are a primo source for assmad anons who can't distinguish fiction from reality.
Live, thread. LIVE, DAMN YOU!!
bumo
>>706859580
with everything else in life,you're gonna need
>cash
And how you stream anything like that is beyond me. try the deepweb hidden wiki for video hosters? I know that there isn't anything like youtube on any onion sites as it is...
I don't even think there is a general hub known in house hold conversation for Surplus killing or 'zoosadism'
>>706841006
10 points to this fucker.
>>706862373
>>706862469
>>706848728
You don't like austistic things? Wew lad, did you come to the wrong website.
It's never to late to go back to kikebook, you know.
Show of hands, how many lurkers here?
>>706840850
or, you can NOT be a huge cocksucking faggot
This one took me a little bit to understand just what the hell was going on in it.
>>706840420
>>706844556
>>706855068
We need more art of real animals fucking up fluff vermin.
Et tu Bwoo-tay
>>706840850
No. Abuse is for fluffies.
Not real animals.
>>706863565
the best part is that the anons who treat fluffy abuse as animal abuse probably jerk it to loli/shota and can't see their own hypocrisy
>>706864607
it's just an assmad hugboxer posing to get a rise
see
>>706861667
way to take the bait
This one always makes me giggle simply from the expression on the female's face
>>706842226
harambe no
>>706840850
Fluffys not are animals. You fag
>>706866779
baited
>>706866863
Not bad
>>706867038
Can't post this shit there.
>>706867141
Can't post it here either. Rule violation.
http://www.4chan.org/rules#global
#15
Anyone got the Fluffy Island story? I never got to save/finish reading it and I haven't seen it posted in a while.
>>706867141
You can but you have to wait for the mods to slumber
>>706867306
Don't care.
>>706867397
keep your mlp bullshit out of my fluffy thread nigger
>>706867306
>>706867560
It's pretty much the same shit to be honest
>>706844232
thats kinda unfair tbh fam
Thanks guys- lurking
>>706842397
Weirdestboner.jpg
>>706849118
Just /mlp/ cancer.
>>706844232
>>706868420
I know, she even asked nicely. He didn't even give her a chance.
>>706867703
wow, that is the most messed up thing i have ever seen.
>>706851915
i was literally just thinking about it when i scroled
>>706850242
>>706850251
These are very bad arguments if they can even be called arguments....
>>706839684
Is this some kind of gay furry fetish shit or what?
>>706841006
Sniper needs to finish off that little purple fucker.
>>706839684
i watched all the pics in this thread, i still don't get this cruel-fluffy fetish. like the foot or feet fetish. why is this so fascinating to you?
>>706869076
Humans in the fluffy world are the biggest assholes ever, thats how it goes.
>>706869779
It originally started out as a way drive bronies off of /b/ but it eventually became its own thing.
>>706870209
Oh ok I get it. Its like a fart that just lingers on.
>>706870020
And you just looked at the two explanation pictures because tl;dr?
>>706870105
Still, that behavior of going up to humans looking for a home/food reminds me too much of dogs. My own dog hadn't been a stray for very long when I took him in, and I wouldn't take a million dollars for him now.
>>706867654
>>706867838
I love fluffy abuse, but seriously. Some of the artists have absolutely zero grammatical skills when typing in plain English and not fluffy-speak. It drives me mad.
>>706870716
ya, i think they are intentionally supposed to act like domesticated animals with the intellect of young children to make their plight all that more shocking.
>>706870105
And yet fluffys are supposed to be the bad ones.
>>706871216
ironic, isn't it?
I know i'm going to get shitposted for saying this, but if they were real, i would love to have one. The innocence slays me, and i absolutely love animals.
>>706871216
That's kind of second wave bastardization, that wants to take the sting away from the abuse by making it "justified". Missing the point in my opinion.
>>706871420
In the real sjw animal rights world, the abuse stuff wouldn't last as long and humans wouldn't be garbage.
>>706871634
Most of the abuse in these comics isn't even "justified"
>>706870887
I think there are quite a few Russian artists in the fandom and they're using machine translations to translate to English.
>>706871420
Same here. Plus I live out in the countryside with a large yard. All I would have to do would be to fence in a portion of it for grazing during the day time, put a net over it to keep away hawks and bring them in at night.
this shit is going 404 soon do part 2?
>>706863501
wat is going on in that one?
>>706872150
Look closely at the last panel and see what's different from the previous.
Well done brothers and sisters, another good thread.
Cya in hell guys
>>706871763
I think many eschew logical writing because they aim for the immediate payoff and escalated violence.
>>706872462
Which only makes the people look bad.
>>706872878
It does, although some is required for to engineer the fluffy dystopia. Given the choice I prefer people being reasonable and fluffies managing to suffer despite of it.
