Trips decides what I do with this little shit
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Trips decides what I do with this little shit
Set it free
Eat it
>>706833996
Almost
Feed him yogurt, take picw
shave it's head
>>706833781
Give it a slice of apple
Bumholio
>>706833781
Set it free
SET IT FREE
Brush its head with a toothbrush in order to prepare it for space program.
>>706833781
put it in front of a fan
>>706833781
Keep it as a pet.
>>706833781
FUCKING SHOVEL.GIF
Shave it
set him free
Space program
Space program
eats it alive
love and care for it
Space program
love and take care of it
>>706833966
>>706834099
>>706834100
nodded
let him live
boil in piss
Eat it.
put inside your asshole
bbc alive and eat it
Keister.
fart on it
>>706833781
>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
raise it as your own
sharpie in pooper
>>706834392
rolling for this
>>706834392
This
love him and keep him as a pet
Dip it in the nacho cheese
>>706834555
oh shit winrar
Fuck it till it dies
>>706833781
Lick it.
>>706834392
rolling
Give him a little dab of honey and some strawberries and pat him on the dead.
kiss it
He's name marco
leave it alone
>>706833781
pet
>>706834555
Faggot, kill yourself
>>706834555
WINRAR
>>706834555
WINRAR
>>706834555
WINRAR
First, what the fuck are we looking at, op? What is that little shit?
>>706834555
Winrar
>>706834315
You're a decade too late & trying way too hard.
>>706833781
you realise that lil cutey could make you a packet with youtube vids of cuteness yes? Make cute vids, the world is grim enough just now.
Sharpie in its pooper
Post pic
store it in ur pooper for one night
Cook & eat
>>706834392
rolling
mail it to Greenpeace office
>>706834618
thanks op for making the world just a wee bit better
shave a swastika in his fur and let him go
>>706834555
Even the biggest retards can be winrars
Keep it and care for it as you would a brother
Eat it
>>706833781
What is that, a squirrel?
>>706834555
fuck this pussy shit, flying elbow drop the hairy motherfucker
>>706834618
OP DELIVERED
THANK YOU FOR NOT KILLING THIS CUTE FUCKER
>>706834392
this
>>706833781
lick his ass
Rape it
>>706834823
wow so edgy
you are going to cut yourself and make it drink your blood for 1 month
Why the fuck arent you answerig me, op? What is that little bastard? Is it a bear larvae?
let it live
>>706834392
this
>>706834862
Hang yourself
>>706833781
Set it freeee
Get off 4chan
Love it and take care of it forever
>>706834392
op pls
Rape
put him in your anus
Crush it's head
Anal
>>706834555
Lame
hammer time
>>706834943
Sugar glider
>>706834943
yes
Fuck it
>>706834555
winner
>>706834618
Train it to pick up girls
>>706834697
yea right youtube vids XDDDDDD
fucking retard...
Give it full fat milk and scrambled eggs, separately of course. Then stroke it and let it fall asleep on you. You will rename him to 'Dad'
>>706834618
Train marco to hang out in your shirt pocket and whistle at cute girls
>>706834823
Seems a lot more interesting than raising it, so rollerino
Fry it up with pics
Frog leg dinner
>>706835558
almost...
Microwave it
Put it into coffee pot and turn it on
Smash its head
This site has so messed me up. When I saw the image my first impression was that it was a gerbil nibbling on an anus.
Torch it
Nail rodent to wall.
Get on your roof and throw it as far as you can. It flies or dies
Flush rodent down toilet.
Cut its tail off
Drown it
Glue it to your car and go on the highway
Shove it your ass.
>>706834392
Rolling for this
Make a poncho for Marco with a washcloth
Stop rolling you quick-replying retards, love has saved the day.
>>706834392
rolling for this
>>706836147
Rolling for this
>>706833781
SPACEPROGRAMM
Whoops, I am the retard today
>>706836196
kek
>>706834392
come on this op.
>>706836147
Not until evil corrupts it.
>>706836072
Roll
Hold him in front of a fan
>>706834555
winner.
>>706833781
dude, what is it?
>>706836360
IT's a sugar glider
french kiss
>>706834392
roll
>>706836428
ooooooh...
thnx. cute litte fucker aint it...
Rest you nut sack on its head
name it kek and keep it as the rabbit prince
Enroll him in kindergarden and argue that Marco deserves the same education as everyone elses children.
let it bite your dick
>>706833781
take care of it till its fully grown, the breed it. Then cook and eat the cubs infront of it.
>>706836929
that was amazing
>>706834392
roll
>>706834392
roll2
SPACE PROGRAM
>>706834392
roll3
>>706836216
YESSSS
>>706833781
Rolling for Space Program
shove your dick in it
>>706834555
People like you are what's killing this board
space program
>>706834618
Faggot
SPAAAAAACE
>>706837533
How's 8th grade?
>>706834618
Roll for rename for momo
Wait for him to shit and eat its entire shit with proof
iv got a little guy too
Cum on it
>>706838558
What is it?
send it to me and I can make it and mine fight.
>>706838900
Sugar Glider
Hes a bit bigger though
>>706837533
>hurr durr 4chan is so dark
Take out one of its eyes. Then let him watch as its microwaved after than slit it'd throat then fucks it's cold dead body until it's ripped to fucking shreds
>>706839474
Assist roll
Try to Breastfeed it with pics and timestamp
>>706839474
>>706839597
DARKNESS!!!
>>706834392
Hah, gaaaaaaay!
Give it a cuddle
>>706833781
caress it's head with your little finger
>>706834618
Post moar
>>706834555
you don't belong on /b/
Throw it with full force at your wall
>>706834813
sugar glider
love him
>>706840822
Why can't people be nice functioning humans for once on here instead of all this "Shove it up your ass and light it on fire" shit.
132
>>706840822
You're so new it hurts, /b/ has a history of helping small animals from fags like you & OP.
Browse for 2 years and then resume being an edgelord.
love it and take care of it for the rest of its life
>>706834555
Winrar
>>706834392
this
>>706833781
Read Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets to him three times before dawn
>>706837533
Wow you're so dark and edgy.
>>706841126
This
>>706841126
True to an extent. We can't forget the space missions, drownings, and cumshots over the years
>>706841532
I'd like to think it's balanced out by all the hunting down dumb cunts on Facebook that abuse their pets.
As a vet that shit makes me sick, and for MOST of the cumshot threads the animal is already dead.
>>706841062
Because it's the fucking internet.
>>706834618
Give to me. I have four sugar gliders now. I want more. Where are it's parents.
>>706833781
I have 6 of those
>>706834555
thank god
>>706843270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szfkyHJc23Q
>>706843830
Pics plz
>>706833781
Jizz on it.
>>706843830
Show me them
Dip this bitch in the nacho cheese
>>706834555
You're doing God's Work, anon.
look after it and treat it well
Mouse crush time boi
>>706834555
tie him to balloons and let him float away to a new home in the sky
Sugar glider in the pooper
>>706844729
Look up gliderlady88 on youtube.
