Tell us why you don't have a girlfriend, anon.
What went wrong?
Parents that killed my self esteem,. Missing front tooth that turned off women, & dead eyes
>>706829676
Too expensive.
>>706829676
Holy fuck that girl is stunning.
>>706829676
I don't care
I married her
>>706829920
Post a picture of yourself
>>706830810
aww
>>706830810
you big dummy!
>lived in LA for a 3 years.
>got job in texas in feb.
>she has good job. won't move
>i have great job. won't move
>doing long distance.
idk. pretty sure she won't cheat on me. but i will because i'm kinda a sack of shit and do that a lot.
I dont have an excuse other then im a friendless no life loser. I dont know how to talk to people
>tfw
>>706830935
In LA? The degeneracy capital of the world, the entertainment capital of the world, where hot young muscular guys move to all the time? That LA?
Just not willing to compromise.
Girls are either too ugly, stupid or uninterested.
I'd rather stick with the hand and become a grand wizard at this point.
It all started when I was born.
>>706831156
yep. but most of them are pretty gay and she typically doesn't go for muscular bros.
>>706829676
Like fucking around too much, and like my solitude
>>706829676
i don't have a gf bc i have a wife
wife is making me unhappy
maybe i should get a gf
Homeschooling since 1st grade rekt the development of my social skills
>>706829676
I originate from india
>>706831436
>and she typically doesn't go for muscular bros.
I do. And she isn't a faggot.
10/10 too.
>>706831730
Have you learned where to poo yet?
(hint: it's NOT the street)
Does my Arthur body pillow count as a girlfriend.
I'm just really fucking shy and have severe social anxiety. Sad thing is I have a good job, make money, have a nice place and am in decent shape. Plus I have a pretty big dick that I know girls are impressed by (the 2 who have seen it, anyway) but the only girls I've hooked up with are desperate losers and I know I could do better, but I'm just too afraid to talk to hot girls who I actually want to date. So I keep fucking 3s when I could probably have 7s or 8s.
>be me, 1 year ago
>meet a nice, cute, beautiful and intelligent girl
>talk to her every day, become really close friends even tho she had a boyfriend
>go out with her every night
>ffw a few weeks
>things got better between us
>tight, warm hugs
>walks during the dark night, just the two of us
sohappy.exe
>whenever I'd make her laugh or happy, she'd hug me tighter than ever and give me a kiss on the cheek
>cute morning texts, full of heart emoji and kisses
>ffw a few months
>in love
>HER BIRTHDAY IS COMING
>dress really well, buy her a nice and expensive gift
>she tells me we need to stop hanging out and talking so much because she spends more time with me than with her actual boyfriend
>total heartbreak
>traded her present for drugs and spent the day alone getting high after being clean for 6 months
>she become cold and forgot me
I still run into her some times, but it's always just an awkward hello.
I miss her so much, /b/.
>she become cold and forgot me
It's **became**.
>>706829676
I was born in pakistan
>>706830935
>pretty sure she won't cheat on me.
You'll learn.
>>706832061
Sorry, English is not my native language.
>>706830935
Assuming you are legit, how old is she?
>>706829676
i just cba with normie life shit like GF, house, car
no energy or motivation. just meme games and porn, get me off this fucking ride
>>706831436
>she typically doesn't go for muscular bros.
>>706829676
She moved to Texas in an arranged marriage.
My fault for dating a Muslim indian.
Bitch was crazy
>>706829676
I'm too autistic for that shit.
>>706832498
i seem to have forgotten how to interact with women after my last relationship which is 3 or 4 years from now, and i have no idea how to learn it again, as i don't really get to know any new people anymore
furthermore, i'm not this kind of entertaining guy but rather quiet and serious when talking with strangers
>>706829676
i look like a bum ass hippy, i live my parents basement and i work at fukkin arbys. had all the hottest pussy in high school and bitches loved my long hair back then, i was in a band
drugs are what went wrong. addiction to heroin and booze
i still fuck from time to time im not a complete beta loser like most of the fags on b
>>706829676
>started full time work at 18, so missed out on uni
>no confidence
>social anxiety
>used to being around people 10+ years older than me
>I make no effort to meet new people outside of work
feelsbadmayn
>>706831879
Damn, that's cold. I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I know a lot of people perspectively criticize "The Friend Zone" and nice guys for the cult and fallacy that it is but you legitimately had something there that got serious but she turned you down for a "boyfriend" who wasn't on the same level as you and her were.
>>706832985
You sound just like me bro.
Been hurt, now i cant feel affection.I just dont want to be as vulnerable as i was back then ever again.
cant get over her.. its been 6 years
>>706829676
Girls are a meme, I keep all my money for myself. My mom is a jew.
>>706829676
Because
This
>>706830178
Good reason.
they don't get to know me properly, usually I flee after I've raped them just a quick hit n run. I'm so lonely b/.
I just don't like the idea of potentially having a kid.
>>706833409
yeah in the beginning i didn't care but now the urge to have some kind of interactions with non-friend girls is getting quite strong...
also the older i get the harder it is to get a girl it seems
>>706834218
Face facts and get a Pringles tube filled with liver , splash a little olive oil in there heat it up and call it snuggle bunny.
>>706834213
I'm sure the kid wouldn't like the idea of having you as parent so good call.
>>706829676
Nothing. Being single is awesome.
>>706834517
You sound exactly like a woman.
>lose older brother
>fail to develop any sense of leadership
>cant function outside large social groups
>become pc nerd
>leave school become loner
>Waste better part of late teen years
>lose love for self
>no longer try
Failed to adopt any of the social tools of my generation. From txting & msn IM early on to facebook snapchat, instagram and whatever now just fell out the loop and now its weird.
>>706834517
Seeing as you're on /b/, people in glass houses sweetheart.
the rape other friend moving, the car accident.
>>706829676
I ain't brave at all so I've never asked a girl for a date because I'm scared of being rejected.
>>706836022
but at least I've got dubs, it's something
got phymo
>>706834994
https://youtu.be/ZYIeD-Fr9do
>>706829676
I keep banging their best friends.
>>706829676
no balls to approach one :)
as if thinking about how i hate myself cause i cant talk to one isnt painful enough already the thought of not having one overwhelms just as much :))))))
:(
>>706829676
ITT: 14yo turds
>>706831234
Same dude
Was with her for a year, we broke up right after Christmas '15. Came back from the holidays with the fam and she was dating another guy. One of the most difficult times of my life.
>>706829676
I was really close with a girl at school but one day i was chewing gum when she said "ur chewing like a cow" to which i replied "at least i dont look like one"
...end of friendship but worth it
>>706833608
>>706829920
>>706833818
>>706834994
https://youtu.be/6P2nPI6CTlc
>>706829676
I was born an anti-social, ugly, and anxiety ridden mongloid. Thanks Obama.
>>706831879
be carefull with girls that already has a boyfreind.
the chemicals inside you, they take over,
bam you have a crush on this girl.
its chemicalls inside your body.
dont blaim your self, blaim the idiot girls
for leaving you and the freindship you had.
there is nothing wrong with you
from now on only talk to single girl
focus mainly on the sex and relationship.
fuck those idiot girls with boyfreinds.
they will only freindzone you because
they have a lonely relationship and the boyfreind dont know how to be freind with
the girl.
so they find a substitute until the boyfreind
gets insain and call the freindship off
Well I think it's primarily because I am completely unable to gauge whether or not a girl is interested in me.
This past summer two girls who I had previously thought of as only friends came onto me and I was like...eh. I thought we were just friends.
And when I meet new girls I think I just kind of assume they're not interested from the beginning, unless I'm hammered, in which case I usually chat em up.
>>706829676
because I fell in love with someone who doesn't love me back, and became her best friend like a retard
now whenever I talk to chicks at parties I can't get past them being her, every girl I bang doesn't satisfy me as much as her smile
it's not even a sexual thing, I just want to hold her at night so I don't feel alone, whenever I'm with these other girls they seem so cold, they offer no long term relief
>>706829676
your mom is pretty jealous and won't let me have one, she says she must be my only fuckhole(s)
>>706837045
Well someone had to say it :D
>>706829676
I got married
>>706837220
In some countries that aint a good excuse
>>706837282
We don't call them girlfriends, we call them mistresses
Oh I've got one... Just not sure I actually want one anymore.
>>706831879
yo man that sucks, so easy to relate too. just look to the times where you'll have someone make you feel the same way as she made you feel, it can and will happen
>>706836022
>>706834218
>>706833409
>>706833226
>>706831879
>>706831706
>>706831234
https://youtu.be/pk69Qko6_lc
>>706829676
Had an argument with close mate which basically rendered the other friendships defunct.
So now i'm no longer going out as much and being exposed to the "social circle" and potential girls.
All the girls in my highschool were looked like Ganguro. For some reason stupid past-me had standards back then. Nowadays its because I don't have a car. I don't want to have to ride my bike to however fucking far away my gf lives. Plus a car is seen as a status symbol. I'm so lonely. Send bodypillows pls.
My ex traumatized me from getting another one.
She was a pure emotional bully and manipulator.
She cheated on me and started seeing other guys but I still forgave her. We broke up weeks later and she found another already. I rarely make mistakes but when I do she'll give me alot of shit for it telling me that I'm worthless and I won't equate to anything.
Still hurts when I think about her.
The fact is that women always cause me a lot of grief and pain. They are untrustworthy, deceitful and unreliable. Did I want this? No I did not, hence no gf.
Dated and fucked like a normal kid from 15 to 19. Now I'm 23 getting almost no action, no dating.
It was simpler as a teen, you could just hand out and kiss at the park. Wait until friend, her or me has an free house, fuck. We didn't want shit except each other, it was pure.
Now guys with constant gf's and dates aren't the good looking or athletic ones. But the ones with stable jobs, clean cars, who own places and holiday overseas.
>>706837520
I'd rather be alone than be a creep.
cause I'm gay
I met a beautiful girl and became close friends. She moved schools and talked to me less and less before she stopped. I'm too fucking embarrassed to approach her again, as I'm afraid of her thinking that I'm a beta with no balls.
>>706837986
That guy is just making money, 90% of what he was saying was bullshit.
>>706829676
Don't have the time for a girlfriend, and my libido is satisfied through some jackin off every now and then.
I threw my shit wife out. Now live happily alone with two kids. She sees them every other weekend. Adult man, steady job, OK house, great kids. Slightly pudgy, but Iæm sure I could get laid if I applied myself. After all, single responsible dad is not the worst position to be in when trying to make women like you...
Just not interested.
Also, Voe is gorgeous (though def underage in the picture), but so are most girls in Norway.
>>706838145
How dare u assume every feminine looking person u see. They might be gay guys too! u dont know them!
>>706838226
All you fucks that keep calling yourselves betas, stop. You need to pull some courage out of your ass and get rejected. The more you get rejected the easier it is to get rejected. Rejection is just part of hooking up, its not that as painful as you retards think is is
>>706829676
Me.
Nothing went wrong
At an early age I realized that there is no unconditional love. So instead of searching for a myth I found comfort among my friends and family.
>>706838576
I refuse to be rejected. Ill just wait till a girl gets interested in me. It happens now and then :/
>>706829676
Because im a social retard, i'm 23 and have never had a gf.
>>706829676
Everything, ever.
>>706829676
I'm fat
Phhhhh, Girlfriend?... Start by asking us why we don't have friends...
Last one ruined my mind and confidence. Want a girl but no hope of ever finding one now. Them feels
>>706839862
You're gay? Well, that's a-okay, just tell us why you don't have a boyfriend.
>>706829676
>>706829920
>she was 13/14 i was 18/19
>feels bad
>realize she is 13
>i'm fucked.jpg
>keep hanging out few days
>she kisses me on neck
>tells me she loves me
>wants my snap
>stop hanging out
>get out of jail free card activated
>haven't spoken since
(yes i'm retarded and don't use SnapChat)
>>706839965
i do
>>706839483
seems legit
I have a decent face and body, I'm not an autist and certainly not "invisible", but I have never asked a girl out or been asked out. It's not like I'm gay... i've had many mamy crushes. But I can not imagine asking someone out or having a relationship at all. I just can't imagine what it would be like, although I would really like a gf.
>>706841542
100% THIS.
real talk i really dont want anything serious
to much drama with a GF
Took her for granted, moved in with her and her family when I was 16, but then I'd never want to go out with her, or do anything, but then I'd get jealous and start kicking off at every lad. I was super paranoid, in the end I guess she just had enough and we split up... But I loved her so much, the only girl I've ever truly loved, that even though I'm over it, I've moved on.. There's no other girl who gives me the feeling of love I once had.
>>706837951
yeah i agree with this
>>706829676
I was self-conscious and distrusting.
We grew up and changed which distanced our relationship during college. She found someone more interesting in the end. She tried breaking it off with me more than once until I eventually put the nail in the coffin myself. Think that was her plan all along to make herself feel like less of a bitch. Remembered I had her Facebook password a month later and found out she was already swooning over the smell of her new boy. I've been "single" since. 5+ years.
>summer before last
>gf of over 5 years moves 7 hours away for job
>dumps me a month later
>autumn
>good vibes from office mate
>ask her out
>"just friends"
>don't see her in office for months (combination of different schedules, her using a different workspace)
>still don't talk
>still not sure if related to my asking her out (could just be general social withdrawal -- she's been struggling, apparently)
>spring
>go clubbing fairly often
>cute girl grinds on me
>asks me to follow her to next club
>grind more
>her friend wants to leave
>get number
>success.jpg
>a couple dates
>she's only 18, no chemistry
>she fucks off to Central America for the summer
>mutual ghosting
Been going out, talking to women when I can, but no luck so far.
fucking normalfags
>>706829676
My hobbies and personal freedom are more important than a woman/relationship. I hear it's a lot of work, like a full-time job with no benefits or pay-off other than depreciating sex when SHE decides it. Fuck that noise.
That, and the fact that women generally don't find me attractive anyway. They'll start talking to me, like at the start of a semester, but then suddenly stop and avoid all contact after the first or second meeting(s). Even now, many of the female friends I've made over the years are going their own ways and leaving me behind, while I myself just keep on improving what I'm good at.
>>706830564
Emilie 'Voe' Nereng
>>706842642
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>706842228
Tough. I feel ya on the paranoia. Hard to ignore, especially if you're not comfortable with yourself.
Dick is only 5 inches long erect and it's fat.
Don't feel like dissapointing any women I trick into banging or dating me
>>706839423
Do something about it.
>>706838576
Lol wanna meet up anon?
because i'm ugly and useless
>>706829676
the media has taught me a false story of how i deserve a woman that i find attractive, is intelligent, and loves me for me.
this is wrong.
a woman must be earned. and she may love you, but she will be with you for how much you value yourself, and for what she can get from you.
the relationship will require work, and many faggots do not understand this.
>>706843203
will year girl clothes and act seductive for me?
>>706842974
That's not an excuse. Most women will ask "how much does he make?" before asking "how big is his dick?"
>>706842754
Pretty much this.
Female companionship is a hassle and a waste of time, I'm content without it.
>>706843429
Gunna have to reject that proposition.
I'm a strip club DJ. I don't have a girlfriend but I also don't have any trouble getting laid
>>706843497
I learned a new word today:
>situationship
It's things like that which keep me away. I see so many men have their lives RUINED by what a woman says. It's better (and quieter) not to get involved in such affairs.
Idon't feel the need to have them, I've been in the military for 5 years now and I've seen how slutty women can be when surrounded by men with no options. When I want female companionship I go to a strip club so they can pretend to be interested me and cuddle. When I want to fuck I head to a massage parlor and fuck some slant eyed whore that can speak English at a toddlers level. We I want life long companionship, true relationships ones that last a life time I just remember that I have male friends for that
Bitch of a wife, of 4 months, cheated on me, and wants a divorce.
She was obsessed with having children and settling down, I mean scary levels of obsession. I'm surprised I didnt come home one day to a kidnapped child.... fuck that shit
>>706843893
US Navy?
>>706843570
it's aight, i found someone else anyway
>>706843973
Hows the sex?
>>706831879
Relatable. I'm really sorry anon, but I hope you don't get used to do shit again. Isn't worth it
>>706844008
Coast guard
>23 lvl
I just don't know any women except my mom at this point.
>>706844061
I though it was good, she thought otherwise. Was together 6 1/2 years. Been though so much shit with her. And she just ends it.
>>706831879
=[ Was laughing, then I read you were 6 months on the wagon. Sorry
>>706843987
sounds like she was dreaming of trapping a man to feed her and be the center of attention and love for the kids, good riddance fam
But I do have a girlfriend and she loves me very much. She's an exchange student at my university. Very cute traditional Chinese girl
>>706829676
>What went wrong
Nothing anon. It's going right, not dealing with women makes this way easier.
Her socalled "non-religion" went wrong
>>706844300
>he thinks women can have loyalty and attachment
lol so naive
>>706844320
wtf. this break the rules anon. the fuck. how am i suppose to feel better knowing you have a cute girl like that by your side. fuck.
>>706829676
I married my gf and she wouldn't like it if I got another gf
>>706831053
advice advice advice advice advice advice advice
Because women don't seem to be interested in me in the slightest, other than the very rare crazy one (like, literally crazy). I don't think I'm bad looking.
I'm 33 and never really had a girlfriend, and will probably die a virgin (and probably by my own hands).
>>706844416
You live you learn. Took me this long to find out.
>>706844416
Harsh.
>>706844311
Oh you have no idea, I was in a horrible place for most of that relationship
>>706844091
Oh, Ex Navy here, sounds a lot like how I did it when I was in.pro tip when you get out get a job as a bouncer or DJ at a strip club. The dancers will throw pussy at you
>>706844320
>Has a gf
>comes into a thread asking why anons have no gf to brag about having one
Boy it must be hard being that fucking stupid
>>706844539
reality reality reality reality reality reality
>>706844639
And the money isn't bad either
>>706844679
Being this jelly
>>706844851
knock knock, anon
Have never gone out to parties and that kinda shit. Now I've moved to another country and haven't got to know anyone.
I'm 20 and khv.
>>706844594
this was the hardest for me to accept but the most you'll be able to get from a woman is lust or monetary interest towards you and see you as a source of entertainment / company / finances, they have no ability for love, affection, attachment, things that are required for a marriage.
>>706844575
>>706844574
sometimes you need to touch the hot wire to realize that it's truly bad for you
>>706831320
Underrated
>>706844967
What country?
>>706844851
>being proud of something most normal people can achieve
it's like a child bragging about being able to draw lines, sad anon
>>706844680
rebuttal rebuttal rebuttal rebuttal rebuttal rebuttal
>>706844954
Who there?
>>706844954
whooooooo's there?
>>706845101
Go fuck yourself
>>706844972
Only good thing is it's pushing me to better myself, and start taking care of myself.
>>706844972
Marriage should seriously be a contracted sort of thing. every 5-10 years.
"still wanna do this shit?"
"nah"
DONE.
>>706845197
the only person that can know and love you enough is yourself because everyone's too obsessed with themselves to do it anon, be your own friend
>>706845068
Would it make you feel better if I also got a factory with 250 employees, making ridiculous amounts of money, out of it from her father because their culture still does bridal treasures?
>>706845297
Baby boomers are turning over in their graves because of this.
>>706845283
it's bad for companies and govt, since there's no leech as big as a woman non-marriage would cut male spending and work performance (they wont have to work as hard for raises to buy the vapid cunt diamonds etc)
>>706831879
Anyone got the version of that comic with the third panel of it just being HER HER HER HER HER?
That about sums me up right now.
I was raised by a single mother (never met my father) in a white trash trailer park. Being poor and ugly, I was, of course, bullied mercilessly in school, which crushed any kernel of self-esteem that might have been in me very early on.
Now I'm almost 30, getting fatter by the day, and working two dead-end jobs seven days a week to support myself and my mom, who can't work.
When she dies, I'm going to kill myself.
>>706845297
I'm slowly learning that, still hard some days, but each day get a little easier.
>>706845397
because their kids are learning to love themselves? im sure it'd piss em off lol
>>706836516
Very nice.
Bitch. Um sorry, Anon.
>>706845399
Well spoken.
My standards accidently got to high and now girls that I once found attractive don't get any attention from me.
>>706845415
Me too. I'm 29 and life is over
>>706845283
Pretty good system, my aforementioned Ex wanted to get married after 8 months... going back to my OP, Fuck that
>>706845334
Why are people getting so salty over this?
Just let the man be happy even if he did come here to brag.
>>706845428
well, the other option is intense emotional pain and suicide, so stay stong bro. love ya <3
Gf dumped me. I don't know if I love(d) her or if I just don't want to be alone again.
>>706832095
So what's the poor goats' name?
>>706845334
it would remind me that there are companies smaller than my local web development company, so yes. keep working hard tho, one day you might be as rich and accomplished as me kid
>>706841542
100% me.
>>706845415
2real4me
>>706845460
Nah. cuz no ones fucking as much today as they were back then was the intent of that response.
>>706845531
thanks babe x
>>706845055
UK now.
>>706836516
Bro
Would've kms
Been single since 2005. Women just get in the way.
>>706845862
well good then, because baby boomer and millenial reproduction is the worst thing that can happen to this planet lol
>>706829676
Because I fucked up and have a wife now. Should have stayed single and just fucked all the high school girls with daddy issues at work until retirement.
Guess it's never too late for that tho...
>>706845586
Thanks /b/ro, i hitting point last week, so i can only go uphill fun here. Mom is visiting so that's helping the loneliness.
>>706845675
more details. how long was the relationship?
>>706836600
You did the right thing, son
>>706845690
kek
I can't feel love for another human
>>706845738
I don't need to be rich because village life isn't so expensive. Should just be enough to not have to work
>>706829676
What went wrong? I got married, that's what.
>>706846002
watch out to see if she's sabotaging you / bringing you down. you might need to cut her off even if she's your mom if she does that. you're welcome, hope you reach happiness soon
>>706845970
Elaborate.
>>706846061
Tell kek that dad says hi
>>706829676
I'm unattractive physically in ways I can't change and got bullied for it all the way though elementary to high school which created massive deep rooted insecurities that I can never get over which has resulted in me not only being ugly, but socially awkward.
>>706846066
What species you dippin in?
>>706846074
im planning to buy a private island, and it's only 2 million dollars, im planning to grow a lil weed have a nice hamac etc, living that life
>>706846019
6 months
I'm almost 30
Relationship was intense; good and bad.
We were trying for a kid for the past month up until 2 days before she dumped me.
Drugs and alcohol.
I don't have any friends.
Anxiety and depression.
All alone.
Family on other coast.
Lonely.
Nasty cheese grating accident as a youth
>>706846164
Wife is being a bitch, family is being nothing but supportive. Even wifes family thinks she's gone off the deep end with some of this shit.
honestly dont know. i get you're so sweet, how are you still single. snog a bit and soon as the critical third date rolls around, get fucking ghosted.
>>706841542
GTFO ME, i don't want to be reminded how bad i am
Having a mother that was raped and who deliberately through your childhood told you how evil men are and how they destroy women does that to you.
Also, when I was 16 I was about to lose my virginity to this 20 year old girl. I was really nervous and acted awkward. She got pissed and left, which I understand
So long story shot, now I live in an apartment, alone, getting money from the state because I can't hold a job and I'm mentally unstable.
I also cannot go near any schools or playgrounds.
High standards
But ugly
Low selfesteem
Poor
>>706829676
I cheated on her right in front of her while I was drunk at a bar
>>706846074
Guizhou or Sichuan?
She called me and I didn't answer because it was an unknown number. Didn't realize until later.
That was 7.5 years ago.
I'm still kicking myself every day, and will likely die with regret.
>>706829676
Broke up with her last thursday
Loser in high school and college
>>706846353
sounds like she really hates having responsibility and monogamity, get rid of her man, and find another girl that'll value you more (not like they can be monogamous ever), enjoy whatever is left of your youth, dont jump to become serious
>>706846181
just analyze your average boomer or millenials personality and rationality
>>706846230
I get it
>>706831818
a farm you say?
>>706846238
cuz women dont want me
>implying i even care
praise kek
>>706846546
has college come and gone for you anon?
>>706829676
Depression
>>706829676
Too many bad experiences with girls (sluts). Insecure and socially retarded around them.
>>706846413
Where do you live that the can get enough money from the state to have your own place?
I'm in NorCal and I would go on disability but I would have to live with a bunch of shitty roommates somewhere.
>>706846298
Cool, let us know if you ever get a girlfriend though ;-)
View from the other side, a bit up from or house
>>706846525
Seriously?
>>706846605
>>706846555
Oh don't worry, one paper work is done, in going out, and will prolly never see her again, plus i plan to play the field for a while.
>>706846492
Nether, guess again?
>>706846720
>having girlfriends
>not alot of sluts
let us know when you become hot to women ;)
>>706846768
It's better this way anyway, women aren't worth it fam.
Socially inept loser. Never able to talk to anyone unless they start a conversation. Finally met a girl who I really like. We became quick close friends, and I tried asking her out on a date. She has a boyfriend she never mentioned, but still wants to be friends. She still talks to me everyday and it kinda hurts
>>706846813
>plus i plan to play the field for a while.
this is what separates the men from cucks, the cucks have fantasies of cuffing a woman and having love etc, enjoy your life and live unrestrained man
>>706846848
Being into degeneracy instead of having a traditional girl.
>>706846825
Chongqing...or somewhere in Yunnan.
>>706846904
I at least want to know what it feels like to be loved and desired. It feels like I'm missing out on something everyone's already experienced, whether it be worth it or not.
Was massive autist in middle & most of high school. 6'4" and 370lbs. Finally got a clue around junior year. Now am senior, 6'4.5" and 280. Still on my way to 230, but quite a change imo. Still working my way up the food chain, but I'll get there.
>>706847096
You're not thinking tier 88 enough
>>706831875
try tinder m8
>>706846968
Yeah, going to have to learn to flirt and bullshit women again.
>>706847085
>thinking she'll sex only you and loves you
>>706829676
relationships with women are tiresome. seeking relationships in search of peace of mind is a futile prospect.
>>706847098
It's worth it. But when it ends it hurts so bad.
It's like raising a puppy and having a loyal dog and then having to put it down because it fucked the neighbor.
>>706847299
at least you won't be a sucker who gets beaten around only to get no pussy for it anyway
Im a solid 8/10 but awkward as fuck..
I can do one night stands but after that its just over
28 year old kissesless virgin ,reporting on.
Getting a girlfriend is really easy,but first you have to want to have friends, or be a friend,have friend like q ualitys that indicate you are capable of social behavior which will not potentially jeopordize the survival of any theorectically possible of springs.
So if you are a at typical proto seminar post modern assaloid
You are likely be terrified insecure whiney little bitch ads faggot that couldn't fuck your way out of a nymphorave!
That being said you have nothing to lose,stop being a hitless sissy ads clown cuck ,find a girl in public and create a dialogue about anything ,feel
Don't be afraid of your feeling you wannabe rain man wishuwurr a disabled masochist la la nana booboo and recognize your feelings,have a relationship with yourself that is honorable
.
Having a sexy intelligent attractive strong beautiful amazing delicious women to come home too doesn't mean a mother fucking dickless wearing his sisters clothes ass,only hungry power bottom seamen addict thing to me,I like at a person and I think too myself....
Well look at that wetsuit that won't flush,how the fuck do I mitigate this fucking obsticle,I got a notherfucking God wannabe tormenting my stupid sorry dumbass with shit I have absolutely never even given one singular shit about,
All I ever wanted to do was be super high speed ultra hot shit top flight murder in mother fucker for the US government but that didn't work out so here we are you shit clowns.
>>706847098
Yeah, that's pretty much why I got into a relationship - just to see how it was like.
I'm never doing it again, and I suppose it's good since I'm ugly and can't psychologically handle relationships anyway.
My ex was ugly too, but probably more attractive than me.
>>706847277
Can't be Guangxi...or, perhaps Guangdong?
>>706847336
Not controlling your household like it's the 1850's. Are you Swedish or something?
>>706847437
I can never get one night fucks, but i can pull long term 8/10's in work or recreational settings.
>>706847419
Yeah, going to have to completely change my way of thinking, being in a relationship for 6 years had made it a little hard.
4/10 with average personality. I'm awkward and quiet when meeting new people. Also have the worst dark circles under my eyes. Been called creepy by oneitis before but I don't think so, she's just a bitch. I'm skinny AF.
I got cool hobbies and I know how to have fun time but girls never give me a chance.
>>706847566
Dude why are you shitposting on 4chan, is your self-esteem really that bad to try to brag about it on an anonymous board?
>>706847567
I dont know whats better
>>706847524
You've gone pretty much all around the place without mentioning the birthplace of the great chairman
>>706831879
You knew what you were getting into anon.
I'm not being smug or anything, to be honest I can relate to you because the same thing happened to me.
At least you will not make the same mistake again.
>>706847360
I know it'll probably end like that. But I'd like to enjoy it while it lasts. Then maybe consider never doing it again.
>>706847478
That's probably going to be my experience too tbh.
>>706847686
Nah, I've got an appointment but it's running late so I've got nothing better to do then post pictures.
Anyone like mountains?
>>706847566
it's just that I don't need women enough to want to control them like in the 1850's.
>>706847606
yeah, its worth it though, all that freedom and pussy and love...as long as you remember women aren't capable of anything deeper than high school crushes
>>706831879
you fueled their bad relationship. instead of her breaking up with him b/c shes missing the emotional feedback from her bf who didnt care, you filled the void while he fucked her. you fucking friendzone cuck. this is why you treat women like shit, because theyre overly attached to their already shitty boyfriend, and look for emotional comfort from nice guys, who want a real connection with the girl, while they are simply getting by while holding onto what they know.
its called a comfort zone. think of the feeling you get when you come home from school/work and know that youre alone and finally able to enjoy/be yourself, now look at how pathetic you look droning on about how you "just need a gf and youll be fine!"
yeah, no. take my advice, talk to a girl with clear intentions, lash out at the girl for treating you like she did, stand up foryourself fag
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>>706847731
>Birth of the chairman
Hunan it is. I was going to guess Jiangxi next.
>>706829676
>she dumped me in 1997
>I didn't try to get another gf because I still love her
>mfw
>>706829676
I've got a big nose. I've broken this nose enough to fuck it up even more. I have very feminine eyes, to the point where multiple people have asked me whether or not I wear mascara, so most people around here probably thinks I'm gay. I'm a lazy fucker. I exercize until I have a sixpack, then feel good about myself and stop exercizing until it's gone. Up until now recently, my smile has been fucked because of the same accidents that fucked my nose up. Now I have braces.
>Be 18
>Have braces
I've had one gf, if you don't count long distance relationships. We were together for just a week or so before she stayed over at my place. I was nervous af and we eneded up sleeping fully clothed. I got my first kiss though. We were both 17 at the time btw. Two weeks later, my best friend throws this party. We had planned it so that me, my gf, my best friend and his gf would be staying the night. So I would share a bed with my gf once more, wasted this time. We didn't get that far though, as her ADHDmeds and alcohol turned out to be a bad mix and we called her parents and such, she didn't go to the hospital though. She stayed at my place not much later than this. This time we got undressed, still in undies and she was wearing a tshirt of mine. We made out pretty much the whole night, but we didn't get any further than that.
So yeah, to sum it all up, I'm a betafag.
nothing, i am a heterosexual woman
>>706829676
It's been a couple of years, and I'm just not really sure how to get back out there. Out of school now, so everything is kinda inconvenient... Have a couple female friends, but nothing significant, and certainly have been celibate as long as I've been single.
Wish I knew what to do. I have my hobbies, but don't seem to meet any girls there, even if men are in the minority in those places.
Im semi-famous in my town so i got girls that like me
But i dont want 16y old girls as a gf :/
>>706847445
uh
mods or something idk
>>706847914
Going to start going to gym, very on tinder, get as many chances as i can. Just gotta wait till the divorce is over. I'm not giving the bitch anything to use against me.
>>706847942
That's a bingo
>>706846757
Yes. Seriously.
Pathetic, right?
She has a kid now and is doing well. I was gone from her life a long time ago... it's better that way.
>>706848165
same me too ha ha i have a really famous call of duty montage channel ha ha every boy and GIRL haha!!!!!!!!!!!! pu$$$$$$$$$$$ loves me i jus do wan 12 gfffff ;(((((((((
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>>706848280
Not pathetic, but that sucks.
Get over it
>>706847939
this. if you're into homewrecking (which, hey, who cares if bf's a shitbag?), give the girl a taste of emotional comfort or whatever, then distance yourself, ultimatum if necessary. She'll come to you.
>>706848357
Lol no.. im a dj
zero self esteem
because I am a fat ass and no one loves fat men. fat women are easy so men throw them a bone, fat men get shit. so I am getting a lap band when I can to help me lose weight and when I do I will be a douchebag.
Because western women are too slutty, no self respect or decency, and are bleeding heart liberals most of the time... and they're cheating bitches.
Might as well marry a Muzzie at this point, the only women who show modesty.. (too much modesty though)
>be mexican cringelord
>be at hs
>meet her
>we were both social retards so we matched almost instantly, but I had to work it up a little
>when everybody went outside for recess she stayed alone in classroom "studying"
>a true beta girl
>we paseed much time together and had fun even when we didn't do much more than talking
>watched movies with her
>was into music as much as me and we enjoyed the same songs
>was going to ask her out
>she said I was like her brother, and I didn't even tell her anything about my feelings yet
>fuckme.jpg
>hs ends
>we still went on dates(i didn't call it dates so she wouldn't scare herself)
>later realized that the connection we had was very much love-like
>but bitch was so dull to realize this
>she thought the feelings she was having for me meant a strong family-like bond
>I bet she was having wet dreams and occasional fantasies about we being together
>but again she was so dull to realize this
>nevermind
>grow a pair and decide to confess to her weeks later the last time we saw each other
>she didn't acknowledged me
>bitch didn't even remember my name
>dafuq.jpg
>she didn't even show joy of seeing me again
>was avoiding eye contact, in fact any kind of contact with me
>i think it was her extreme shyness and coldness what killed her feelings for me
>got to know later she had 2 boyfriends before knowing me
>she stopped talking to them just like me
>i hate her, but i cannot forget her, i really love her
>gonna try "the annoying guy who doesn't stop pursuing me" technic
wish me luck guys
>>706848369
Right you are, ken.
>>706848177
good thinking, meanwhile you should record her being nasty to you and even provoke her / push her to cheating so you can use against her
>>706848521
I am pretty /fit/ and trust me it never helps
I've had plenty of girlfriends from 14-25 and they've made me jaded as fuck about women and I'm considering red pilling.
I don't adore women the way I used to. I don't care about them the way I used to.
I know that old saying "there are good women out there"
But they're usually fat.
Fuck it.
>>706848567
>>but bitch was so dull to realize this
>>but again she was so dull to realize this
Take a fucking hint dude. You been zoned.
>>706848649
She already created on me, but she's trying to prevoke me into doing something stupid, so she can feel better. And she's also already moved out of my house.
>>706829676
>Tell us why you don't have a girlfriend, anon.
>What went wrong?
Maggie Clarke: Why didn't you ever marry? You had so much love to give.
Dr. Donald Mallard: A colleague and a very good friend of mine lost his soulmate and then he nearly wrecked his life marrying the wrong woman over and over trying to find her again. I... chose to skip that part.
>>706829676
Stupid cheating bitch.
>>706849254
you gotta have an excuse on how you trusted and allowed this woman to get in your life
>>706848914
ha, mate if you analize how human relationships work you'll find that every girl "friend" you have actually has love feeling for you
and i'm talking about real friends, not girls that only talk to you because they're nice to everyone
The truth? I dont know ... I am kislessvirgin but i have sex when i was younger with a cousin. I dont know what is wrong with me.
tried a cuckold type thing and it backfired
>>706849416
What happend?
A coworker of mine was married. Her and I were good friends. We became closer and started fucking. She's now unmarried. I bring out the worst in people because I have turned into a scumbag after my first and only heartbreak
>>706849436
In been with her during major health issues, she had kidney failure, I'm the one who even took her to the hospital when they found out. Though all of it, i stuck with her. Then she got a new kidney, and things changed. I think she just used me.
>>706849468
You think so???
You mean to tell me that...
Me and my mom have a chance?
THERE'S STILL HOPE /B!
tssss praaaa booo dunno what went wrong... But ist'z time to live right ?
>>706849468
For real though. That may be the case but if she's not into you and she's too nice to say so she's gunna act like THAT.
her name is Emilie Marie Nereng and she was a famous norwegian blogger for a while (Y)
Too many drugs have turned me into a negative person.
Not super depressive but general outlook is not great.
As a result I think I come across "moany" which really doesn't help. Plus I don't know what to talk to chicks about past introductions.
Ex was a psycho abusive bitch and I've had so many drugs over the past 5 years I'm really a different person. Lost my confidence, gained some weight and generally I'm depressed and anxious all the time borderline retarded from all of the drugs.
Really my mind state is shit I am super mood swingy for 21 y/o dude and idk what the fuck to do.
I work and I smoke weed that is basically my life now. I go out about 1nc a month and be the drugged out friendzone guy.
I think I've lost my personality now like I just have nothing interesting to talk about any more. I also think spending so much time on 4chan and Facebook and other sites full of shit has changed the way I think and filled my brain with misinformation and negativity. Like I'm one with the hivemind.
Anyway enough rambling it's not like any of you reallllllllllllly give a turd.
>>706849832
in fact, yeah, those feelings actually show up between family members, but your mind is so limited by social and cultural boundaries that you cringe at the thought of fucking your mom, it's not really weird to develop incestuous behaviour towards your sister or your mom e. g.
i'm not saying you should fuck your mom, keep those boundaries in your head all you want, i'm just saying that any true relationship you make with another person gets really fucking close at some point given
>>706850514
Snap out of that. That's where I'm at except I'm 29 and don't leave my house (that I can't even afford to rent) as much anymore.
>>706850710
You're alright anon.
Happy fapping to you.
>>706849758
sorry for the late reply, and duh, she thinks now that you took care of her you should just disappear because she thinks people should do things for her and not ask anything back, don't get cucked by your white knight complex again bro
>>706829676
I was born.
>>706851110
someone beat you to that conclusion.
>I rage at stupid shit
>The bad boy look stopped working
>Aniexty
>People fucking expect confidence out of me
>I get bored with people quite easly
>Im manipulative
>And also really self centered
Try to beat this
>>706850991
Not going to try to, worse part is, i was still trying to the good guy when she told me, but I'm slowly getting over that. Not going to actively fuck her over, but I'm not to help any ether. Except for what the law says i have to.
>>706849758
Maybe her body will reject it and she will love you again.
