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Welcome to /b/rison You are stuck in this hellhole until you roll dubs,

enjoy your stay newcomer.
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Don't even bother locking the door faggot.
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Roll
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Watch me get out of here
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>>706823266
Oh fuck
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but I don't want to leave
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Fuck off
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no thanks, i'd rather stay
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lol almost
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pls let me
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roll
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time to leave
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Dubs? Pfft, easy
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fuck you i'm out
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Rooooooooollin!
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Get out of jail free card
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>>706823022
but i dindunuffin
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Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.
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Toodaloo motherfuckers!
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>>706823022
I'm way too cute for prison.
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>>706823022
Trips I break everyone out. OP is fag
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I'm way too cute for prison
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i just wanna squat
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nope
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Attica!!
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>>706823022
see ya fuckers
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>>706824408
Reply
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>>706823022
Im sooo out of here
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>>706824478
Rereroll
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are there going to be penisses in my poo maker?
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ow
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>>706823022
fuck /b/rison I'm outta here fuckers
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>>706824527
Rerereroll
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Excuse me officer but you've made a mistake, I'm not a nigger please let me out.
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>>706824589
Fuck it i guess im in for life
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suck my dick prison guards
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Two easy.
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if trips all dubs get placed back in /b/rison
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>>706823022
am i gonna have to suck someones dick to get out of here or something?
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>>706824344
im out
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>>706824781
ima fuck everyone over
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>>706823022
First roll, I need to vote for Trump, let me out!
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>>706824658
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>>706823022
out now
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What is this monopoly?
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>>706823022
GUARD!!!!!!
my celly keeps spreading his legs in the air and shitting on himself
what kind of sick place is this!!!!!
I want my phone call!!!
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See you on the other side boys
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peace out moon crickets
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>>706825143
Roll again thooo
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Dubs niggers
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>>706825033
What the hell is this
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>>706823022
Maybe a bribe is up for grabs, gd sir
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free me nigga
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I'm going to die in here.
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parole?
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>>706823022
Breaking out
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>>706823022
Must get out
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dubs plox
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Your'e all stupid nigerrs who cant spel
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Trips for me to become Warden bitches
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>>706825431
Life means nothing without freedom...
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>>706825549
well ,shit
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bye
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Roll
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>>706825608
Freedom to roll dubs...
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>>706825617
magic dubs here!
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no >:(
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>>706825683
But the gods have passed down their sentence.
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First try, I make it look easy huh?
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Escaped
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>>706825702
why?
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FREEDOM!
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>>706823022
Heil Hitler
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>>706825790
Never again shall I roll dubs.
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>>706823022
ops out
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>>706825829
just let me out
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>>706823022
I just got here HAH later fags byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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MURICA GRANT ME FREEDOM
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>>706824588
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I'm diggin a hole, /b/itches!
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>>706825930
i lost hope
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FUCK YOU!
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>>706823022
I'm here for life.
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>>706825997
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breakin the fuck out!
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>>706825882
So I shall embrace death now and end my life...
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>>706826027
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MORE RAGE WILL DO THE TRICK!
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>>706825943
Mexican
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>>706826058
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I thought I was free of my ocd..
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>>706826092
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>>706826116
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i will rape all your asses
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wow my spirit breaks from nothing
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>>706826056
Unless those Gods shall spare me now, in this moment...
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>>706823022
This will be an easy escape
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OBAMA WILL GIVE ME DUBZ
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>>706826150
shit ,at least I tried
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I needs them repeatin digits so I's can be free mhmm
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>>706825033
I h8 u :(
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I got a file in my cake it's ok.
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roll
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>>706826208
okay it's a bit more difficult than I thought
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faggit
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>>706823022
Bye
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>>706826225
Fuck off
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Out on the first day
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ez
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op is a cuck
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>>706823022
just like real life ill leave with just 1 comment
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Entrando a la selda de latinos, roll.
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>>706826377
Every post I've made in the past week was dubs, I should play the lottery if I get it again
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>>706823022
GET
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Entrando a la celda de latinos, roll.
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or not
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>>706826518
OUT
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roll
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>>706826549
FYCJ


>>706826544
Dont risk it my man.
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Later nerds.
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>>706826544
FRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>706823022
I'm outtie watch
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>>706826602
>706826602
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>>706823022
I can break out of any cell
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>>706824908
But I wuz a good boy spreading the word of jesus.
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Lets try it.
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Rolling
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>>706826773
Reroll
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>>706826766
Gg 1st try Hahahah
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>>706826835
Check em
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I'm outta here, need to fuck yo bitch
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>>706823022
Lovely place, but I got things to do, so, bye :)
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The doors unlocked
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>>706826898
Rollin
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>>706826943
Wrong door, leaving!
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Nigga I been here my whole life, fucking newfags.
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I'm solid snake I can bread out of any prison cell
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>>706823022
Fuck
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Eat my shit
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>>706827005
Rolls royce
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>>706827095
Reroal
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These are not the dubs you are looking for
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>>706827109
Rawl
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I can break these cuffs
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>>706823022
rollerino
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>>706827221
FUCK
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>>706827221
Close my friend
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>>706827007
Fuck this, I'm out!
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>>706823022
well, this is still better than my life
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>>706827268
Gonna shawkshank my way outta here
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>>706827254
Ah forgot about that vid lol
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Haha. Too bad I have a great /b/rotourney beneath me. His dubs work for me too.
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>>706827309
Get the fuck out of here
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>>706823022
I'm already here.
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anybody smuggle stuff in?
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Roll
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>>706826200
Praise be to Zeus.
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>>706827427
Reroll/rehire
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Hey Paul
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>>706827391
Dubs acquired
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I can't be contained
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>>706827429
na, dnt wanna, at least i have company
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>>706823022

ha! I won't stay long in here
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>>706827555
Nice trips
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am out baby
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>>706823022
First try
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fucking faggots want to get out, the /b/ prison is exactly the same as your basement minus the trap/loli porn
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I'm never leaving.
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>>706827736
second
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>>706823022
Roll
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Rollin
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>>706827792
third
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So long losers
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Easy
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>>706827835
fuck it i'm escaping
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roll
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>>706827826
Reroll
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I'm outta here
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/r/olling to escape
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Roll
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Praise be to Lord Kek
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>>706823022
prison breakout
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Screw you guys..im going home
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No hope.
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Challenge accepted.
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>>706828007
The names bond, Dubs Bond
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Out before cock meat sandwich
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>>706828021
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dududubs
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Check em
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rollex
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bye faggots
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Truth is. I want to stay.
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>>706828205
reroll
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bye
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Rollarino
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A plan has been hatched, lets go!
Anons quick, be a distraction so we can escape!
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im out
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Too easy
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roll
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Help me.
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>>706828307
let me in on this elaborate scheme or i tell the guards
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Clickin my red heels together
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Roll
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Quick, get to the wall!
Keep distracting the mods guys!
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Roll
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>>706823022
Fuck you guys I'm goin home
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>>706828417
Troll
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>>706823022

oh fu*k
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Rollio
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So long gayyy boyyys
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Go!
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accept my bribe
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They're serving hell for breakfast today
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>>706828527
Rollllll
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LET ME OUT
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>>706823022
I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell op ever got the best of him.
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>>706823022
Roll!
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Jail break!
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Here's the gates guys, all we need is dubs to get out!
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Nobody knows the trouble I seen
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snout
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Nobody know my sorrow
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>>706823022
Deuces fags
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And we're out!
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OUT Like elton john
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let me out
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Rolling
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wemo
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oew
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>>706823022
My balls itch.
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>>706823022
Well. This is easy. See all you fags later.
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See ya suckers
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jeans
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no prison can contain me
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Hasta la vista, baby
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I came here for no reason and I think I'm gonna go home, bye guys.
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bye
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>>706823022
Rollio
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Check mein dubs.
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>>706823022
Ceya
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I came for the dubs
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Get me out
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>>706829256
Damnit
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Here to fuck traps and roll dubs, and im done rolling for dubs
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>>706829499
>Those dubs
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I aint even goin bitch
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>>706829499
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>>706823022
See you fuckers
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>>706830177
>>706830099
>>706829499
>>706829488

So much dubs
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I'm not black soooooo
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Do you know who I am?
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Peace out fuckers!
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>>706830783
Again
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>>706830821
Fuck dammit! Again
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>>706823022
peace out faggots.
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Ewwww fuck
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Well at least I got my toilet wine.
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Let me go bastards
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>>706831034
Shucks.
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Sooo where are my black cocks to suck?
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>>706823022
Roll
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Rollol
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Rollex
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I don't belong here.
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>>706825033
Have you told your parents that you're gay
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>>706831428
Reroll
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later nerds
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>>706823022
Fuck you. I'm outta of this shithole.
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>>706831689
FUCK! I gotta get out of here!
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Rolllll
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Fuk
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rick roll em
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>>706823022
dubs get
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>>706823022
fuck.
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>>706832073
rolling
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>>706832073
still here
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>>706832073
omg im gonna die here
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Bye
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>>706832073
reroll for last time.
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>>706832255
fuck you
>>706832073
reroll
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gl keeping me in here nigger
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>>706823022
That door better be revolving, cause I'm outta here.

Later, faggots
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Rolling
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rollin
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>>706823022
Rollz
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>>706823022
Bye
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hahah yes
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