Would you, /b/ ?
I don't know if I could.
The money is nice, sure, 18 billion... I want it.
But I'd be dead on the inside...how can you live like that?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11376100/r
I'd stomp 5 puppies for 18 billion.
>>706819591
Five is the limit? You wouldn't go over it?
>>706819654
Why do you think that saying I would is saying that it's the limit? Stop acting like a retard.
>>706819378
yeah, then donate a billion to dog charities
I can step on things without killing them, so yes. I'm not fucking Lenny in "Of Mice and Men.'
>>706819378
with 18 billion I could donate 1 billion to the humane society and that bad feeling would be totally gone.
>>706819591
You are sick.
>>706819751
That doesn't wash the sins away...
It's like saying " I'll rape this woman and then donate to charities that deal with rape victims so it's OK "
Morality doesn't work that way
>>706819839
I don't care.
>>706819378
step on doesn't mean crush and kill. You can lightly put your foot on the pupper and it's still a step.
>>706819796
True, I have accidentally stepped on my dog's paw a few times, nothing says you have to curb stomp it
people say they would, until the puppy is present before them.
>>706819378
"step" isnt defined
I can 'step' on it lightly and it wont be harmed at all.
So puppy + 18 billion,
win:win
I would anally raped that dog until death for 18 billion so yeah
>>706819958
If the money is present before me, that puppy's going splat.
>>706819378
you know how many chickens and cows died for the sake of my life?
>>706819378
>Would you
No, I'm not a woman.
>>706819378
>how can you live like that?
In a mantion
>>706819840
Pish, the number of charities you could help with a billion dollars is huge, you could save and improve the lives of millions of dogs. Is that not a greater good than allowing one puppy to live? I think it is.
>>706819378
where is this fuckin dog i step on it with bare feet
>>706819378
I would probably do it for $1000 and not even feel bad about it.
Of course I would.
With one billion I could open hundreds of dog shelters across the nation and safe thousands of dog's lives every year. And I would still have 17 billion left.
>>706819707
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
his point is basically mine
I mean I would stomp it so hard it's neck snaps, he won't feel a thing
>>706819378
I would. For fuck sake I can stomp puppy every single day for the rest of my life for this kind of money if someone cleans up after and provided I can put my dick in that puppy
>>706819378
i'd kill a hell of alot more than a single puppy for 18 bill
just point me in the right direction, just make sure i get payed at the end
>>706819960
killing the faggot dog is the whole point faggot
Crush and Cash! Anyone would do it, as long others don't see it, and can't judge it!!
>>706820115
Damn you a cold son of a bitch, I'd need like 2,500$
Can I use a lawnmower instead?
>>706819378
Stomp on it. I would break down and cry after. But even just 10,000 to my local animal shelter would save 50 doggos.
1 die for good of many. The puppys death would not be in vain. Would keep money safe and stable in the form of a nonprofit that helps pupporinos
>>706819840
morality is a social construct. it can be annything you want it to be
I would stomp 100 puppies into brown and red mush on live TV for 18 billion.
I'd probably do 1 in private for 10 grand.
>>706820022
my sides
>>706819378
I'd step on 18 billion puppies for 1 dollar.
>>706820247
you could esily pay them to keep quiet
>>706820077
Judging by your spelling, you're lucky to ever even own a car
>>706820062
Good idea! I can use a corner of my yard for a chicken coop. Abba-dabba-doo, my nigga.
>>706819840
also morals are subjective so don't tell me how to feel
>>706820433
I could just call them a liar and not pay them anything.
My mind is telling me no but my body is telling me yes.
You could probably save every other abandoned and sickly puppy in the world with $18 billion.
Except for that one unlucky pup you squashed.
>>706820445
He'll only ever own a cah
>>706819839
Why are you here?
Bitch, for that money I would fucking 619 that bastard.
Goodbye little dude.
>>706820337
/thread
I would snap it in half and feast on it's innards for 500 grand. Of course I would stomp it for 18 billion I would stomp on a real baby for that much money.
>>706819378
i would. i would also feel bad about it but i'd aford an amazing therapist.
>>706820093
Your autistic greater good concept is the reason why the rights of others get raped in the name of the greater good. There is no greater good, individuals come before the collective
Nigger ill give ten million of that fucking shit to save more puppies 18 billion? Goddamn one puppy for like fucking 80 seems good to fucking me duder.
>>706819840
But your wrong. If I saved 100 thousand puppies lives but stomped one would you consider me morally bad or good. That being said I'd do this for 1k
>>706820513
I'd step on you for free, you degenerate piece of shit.
>>706819378
if you cant do a simple task like this youre clearly on the wrong website my friend 9gag is the other way
>>706819840
Yeah it fucking does scrublord
I don't even kill insects, i spend hours capturing moths and things like that to release them outside. so no, i wouldn't stand on that puppy
>>706819378
For that kind of money, I would stomp a puppy to death every morning before breakfast until the day I die.
>>706819378
I'd stomp that piece of shit for 100$ and im not even joking. It's not even a real dog, the only person attached to a pet like that is some 40 something milf that got divorced 7 times and has more money than she can handle, so fuck it. Stomp that rat.
>>706820513
>Under rated post
I'd do it for -5$
I would step on a puppie every day for the rest of my life, for 18bill$.
>>706819378
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. YES!
I would tear the thing if needed. 18 billion is an INSANE amount for just one animal. All you need is a lack of empathy and you've got it. No question, I would do it.
>>706820650
Even 9gag would be too much. Maybe something like cartoon network would do.
To death? No.
>>706819378
If you're so broken hearted OP why not stomp that sweet puppy into oblivion and use you $18,000,000,000 to buy every dog currently in a cage somewhere about to be sold as food?
Its a dog. 18 billion is worth more than that dog. In a fucking heartbeat i would step on the dog.
>>706820702
Can easily 1 shot it instantly too. It would be a quick insta pulp
>>706820771
Kek
Are you kidding? I would do unthinkable things to that puppy for $18 billion. I would stomp on it, find its friends, and stomp on them too. I would literally torture it for $18 billion. Hell even for $1 million I'll pull all its fingernails off, cut off its limbs, and force him to eat them. Then I'll stomp on him.
Sure. They never said how hard.
>cute pupper to keep
>18 billion
its a win-win
>>706820700
>>706820750
Hivemind
18 billion is a very specific number
>>706820554
everybody is on here these days so why not
I love doggos but 18 billion is just an absurdly unattainable amount of money. Of course I would.
>all these faggots complaining about it
that dog would see you drown for a bowl of fucking chum you little princesses
>>706820602
by respecting the individuals rights we're not stomping any dogs to death and thereby not getting any money - money which could have been used to improve the lives of the entire collective, minus one
>>706819378
> withdraw the offer in front of the media
> Instant stacys on my dick
WTF? 18 Billions? This puppy gonna get a fucking Elbow Drop from the Top Rope. I let the Doggy Momma watch the amazing Drop. Gonna take her afterwards give her a fucking Powerbomb and finish her off with the Peoples Elbow.
>>706819840
>stomp puppy
>cash in
>pay scientists to clone puppy from the puppy dna on your Buster Browns
>lavish cloned puppy with snausages
I would take a barrell full of puppies and make wine out of them for 18 billion
>>706820232
"step"
No one defines what "step" is.
I can lightly boop it on the head,and that is a step.
You're an unintelligent, self important,uneducated disgrace.
Simple logic bruh
>http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/stomp-on-sb-sth
>stomp lightly
>>706820972
>obliterate puppy into goo
>instant stacy's moms on my dick because i'm a fucking billionaire
>>706820976
>elbow dropped
>not stepped on
There go your 18 billion.
>>706819378
i'd stop 18 billion puppies for 1 dollar
>>706819378
>35k is enough.
>Put 5k out of the 35 into raising 2 puppies adopted from a kill shelter.
>Save 1 net puppy and get paid 30k to do it.
>Who wouldn't save a puppy for 30k?
>stomp 1 puppy
>use 8 billion and give it to animal charity
What would i even need 18billion for?
All i really need is prob 1mil and i could live quite happily of that for the rest of my life.
18billion is ridiculous
>>706819378
"Oh no, I have to crush a puppy so I'm passing up a free ticket to an easy life."
Retard.
>>706821123
If there were that many puppies, you'd be doing the world a huge favor.
+10 good allignment
>>706819378
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11376100/r
I'd pay to kill that bastard
I would stomp it, put it in a blender, drink that puppy smoothie and fart on the president for that kind of money.
>>706821023
and you are living in your own fucking autistic world. In this case stepping obviously means fucking killing that little dog because who in this motherfucking world wouldnt lightly boop a tiny dog on the head for 18 billion dollars. fuck you
yes, 100%
while it would be sad to kill that cute, helpless pupper, the amount of stuff i could do with that money would basically mandate that i step on it. i dont know how you could justify not crushing the dog with your foot.
Id stomp 18 billion puppers for $1
Im already dead on the inside
I would for much, much less
>>706821172
You could change the world with that, like build a fucking space elevator and get mad bank for niggas to use it.
Pet puppy
Raise puppy
Best friend for life
When your companion gets old and is about to die anyway jump on its head with both feet from a table
Imagine how many millionaires or billionaires are where they are because they have killed people. With that said. I could kill a few people before I could do that to a pupper.
Not only would I stomp a puppy for 18 billion dollars, I would kill every last one of you. With a smile on my face.
>>706821298
Making money would be the last thing on my mind if i had 18 billion dude, do you realise how fucking much money that is?
It's too much for one person, FAR too much
>>706819378
18 billion...SOLD
Ha...I would have done it for $300.
>>706819840
look at this shallow idiot
I might consider it if it means I can afford to buy a farm for unwanted puppies/dogs at the pound.
But I still don't think I'd be able to.
>>706819378
Yes i would lightly step on the puppy
>>706819378
Step on his paw, buy him anything he wants. Rethink your questions before you post.
Stomp that fucker. All you fags talking about donating. Fuck that, puppo is dead and im keeping all 18 bil.
>>706821435
A space elevator would cost a lot more then 18 billion tbh, it's really not that much money if you want to help humanity in any way.
I would definitly step very lightly on a puppy for 18 billion
>>706819378
1: stepping on a puppy doesn't necessarily mean killing it, I bet can step on a puppy as quickly and gently to not even hurt it a little.
2: This said, I would. I probably would "kill a puppy by stomping on it" for much, much less. Not the first time I kill an animal anyway. I would kill an entire litter for 200€. For 18bil?? I would put an entire kennel dog pound in a sack and jump on it with soccer shoes until I've drained all the blood from those suckers. I would do it on national television in front of an audience made of children. God I could stay one day snapping puppies heads with my teeth for not even half of it.
>>706819378
Why would stepping on a puppy equate to 18 billion dollars? I'd just sell new criteria to the person making that offer, that maybe involves stepping on a Rothschild or something. There is literally nothing directly correlating stepping on a puppy with recieving 18M but someones ideology, and ideology is easy to manipulate.
>>706821577
But by not killing the puppy it causes someone evil enough to pull a giga hitler irl. GG you evil bastard
>>706819378
I would do it for $137,000. My total debt.
Fuck yeah I'd step on it. Shit I'd even sell it to some Asian people so it doesn't go to waste.
>>706819751
>>706819840
>>706821152
>>706821164
>>706821677
>Why would stepping on a puppy equate to 18 billion dollars?
Because that's the offer, are you a moron?
>>706821729
>My total debt.
That's right goy, it's your debt. Own it.
yeah, then i'd give everyone in the world a dollar
>>706821767
>I can change the offer and not step on a puppy
Yeah, the one guy who thinks about the proposition is the moron.....
>>706821897
Yes, clearly.
>>706821756
I'd pull it. People will get more from the idea of him than the gorilla he really was.
>>706819378
Yes.
>>706821897
This is a hypothetical
People like you are the cancer of the world
>>706821571
Why would you want to take an elevator into space anyway though? there's nothing there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
>>706819654
nah he's not a monster man!!
>>706819591
I'd step on 10 or more
>>706822256
>This is a hypothetical
No, kind sir, you are the real terminal cancer.
>>706819378
Hell yes I would. Only downside for me is ruining my shoes. But With 18 billion I could buy new and much nicer shoes. So who cares.
>>706821756
I let the gorilla live.
Idiots will always find something dumb to appreciate.
>>706822323
So you believe that this isn't hypothetical.
>>706822334
>So who cares.
You will, when you die.
>>706819378
fuck yeah are you kidding me? It didn't even say to smash the puppy into puppy slime underfoot (which I would do and murder the fucker), literally said step. You could just tap it with your foot probably
I'd rip that puppy in half for 18 million.
>>706821244
money won't make you happy
>>706821756
>>706819378
just put a HUGE STOMP on his head who will instant kill the puppy
??????????
profit!
>>706820869
fuck off you fag kill yourself
>>706819378
I'd stomp on 18 billion puppies for one dollar
>>706822363
>commit to stepping on a puppy for a hypothetical 18M
Cancer. Just pure, unadulterated cancer. The question is based on hypothesis, but the admission and commitment to do it is not. Anyone ITT that said they would do it doesnt actually need to step on the puppy (as "the puppy" doesn't exist) to already be confirmed cancer.
>>706822393
No I wouldn't. I'd be dead. In my coffin filled with money and jewels, like the pharaohs of old
>>706819378
I would crush that thing in to the pavement for that much.
>>706822593
>The question is based on hypothesis
So you've admitted to being full of shit.
>>706822537
newfag
>>706819378
Fuck you I'd step on a dozen puppies for $1K, I'm broke as fuck
>>706822622
You would think so, but you're in for a huge fucking surprise. The best part of it is that it's all true, no one else will judge you, you'll be doing it all by yourself, to yourself. That's the beauty of it.
>>706819796
Taking a step is using your full wait in the leg anything lighter than that it's considered tip toeing and you won't get the money so you will for sure have to kill that puppy for the money
ITT: People who think they could step on the puppy, but in the end are all bark and no bite.
>>706819378
Yes, and I'd feel bad... But what if you say no and the next person they offer it to happens to be a guy that does that shit in his spare time out of boredom... Do you want that kind of guy to be a billionaire? He'd probably upgrade to hookers and homeless people... Some Most Dangerous Game shit...
So yea, I'd do it... Step on a puppy, save lives, be filthy fucking rich.
>>706819378
we're talking 18 fucking billion dollars.
I'd smash that puppy into paste. Your net worth would literally be x6 Dolan Trumby's.
>>706822766
Show me $18 billion and I'll walk the walk all over that puppy's guts.
>>706822680
wtf sick
>>706822852
You say that now, faggot.
>>706822901
I'll say it again when you show me the money. I'll say it and I'll do it.
>>706822725
If your suggesting that I'd go to hell then that's you're an idiot. For starters I don't believe that shit. Secondly the bible states man has dominion over animals anyhow. Not a sin to quish a puppy
>>706822642
You idiot, you really can't tell that OP is eliciting real, actual responses via a hypothetical question? kys
I'd step on it and then fuck it and then marry it for 18b
>>706823007
>hypothetical question
I'm glad you agree with me.
>>706822680
Shut the fuck up faggot you're not broke if you'll only stomp a dozen, I'll stomp on a dozen just for a hot meal and a shower so shut up spoiled faggot
>>706822743
im a light guy so at most a bone will break then i will pay to treat the puppy and raise it as my own
>>706819378
No different than stomping a cockroach for 18 billion dollars
>>706822978
No one said anything about hell, try to follow actual discourse rather than reverting to that fantastically braindead stimulus response of yours.
>>706819378
I would smash this puppy
>>706823067
I'm broke not homeless, Jesus
>>706823066
>real answers
Thank you for being incredibly stupid and making this a breeze.
>>706822766
this poster is a dumb fuck for thinking everyone in the world thinks like he does
>>706819796
Yeah tru, i mean i ha e accidentally sat on my cat when he was unde the bedsheet and i couldnt see him
>>706823209
You're the only one who ever brought up this "real answers" butthurt.
>>706819378
id step on it for 500$
i would with out a doubt, i would even dance on him for 18Billion.
>>706823023
>18Lb
>>706819378
In a heartbeat. Can you imagine the possibilities you can do with 18 billion dollars? And I'm not talking about buying cheap tranny prostitutes.
>get offered 18 billion dollars to step on a puppy
>do it
>get money, buy a ton of shit
>crash the market
>fuck up the global economy
Go big or go home.
>>706819378
Anyone who says no is a filthy hypocrite, or doesn't appreciate how much 18 billion dollars is.
>>706819378
Does anyone know you've done it?
>>706823121
How much do you weigh? buddy, show us how retarded you are
>>706823290
If you express your wish to murder someone (uttering a threat) based on a hypothetical question, how do you think you'll fare in a court of law?
>hurr durr It was just a hypothetical, judge! You can't charge me now!
>>706819591
I'd stomp 18 billion puppies for 5 dollars
>step on puppy
>give 50% to animal shelters/charitys
>save thousands of dogs for 1 dogs life
No normal person could ever need $18 billion. 1 billion would be fucking heaps for any normal dude.
>>706823147
The discourse was you implying I would feel or care about it or in fact anything after I was dead. To imply that would be to imply an afterlife or at least a consciousness. And to imply I would regret my actions during life after death would imply I was in for some punishment. So reasonably I assume you're talking about hell. Because of your implications. But nice try
>>706819378
Looks like charwa. I'll splat for free.
>implying im not already dead inside
nigro i would kill that thing for $15
No way I would that kind of thing not even for a trillion dollars not even for superpowers I would give my life for that puppy.
>>706819378
I would do literally anything, apart from serious self-harm for 18 billion.
>>706823206
I'm not homeless either
people kill other people for way less
>>706819378
Forget puppies, that's small time shit.
The real question is, who would slit their mother's (or sibling, or father, or child) neck for 20billion?
>>706823606
>>706819378
>how can you live like that?
>puppy is going to die anyways in at the most 20 years
>puppy would live a normal life of being happy but also sad
>put puppy out of misery and 4th class rights.
>sleep happy in my new bugatti
also.. 18 BILLION fucking dollars? I would tear him limb from limb and eat it raw.
I would put it in a blender and drink it
I would mash it with a meat tenderizer and eat it like mashed potatoes.
>>706819378
It's much more evil and selfish to not step on the dog.
Think of everyone you could help with 18b.
>>706819378
nigger for 18 billion dollars i would eat that thing raw
>>706820464
To an extent. Not wanting to suffer or die is pretty universal to all living things.
>>706823673
What is this a lesson review? I made each and every one of those implications, what do you think I inadvertently made them? No, I made those implications. I'm glad you broke it down, too, because you're right. Those are the implications you made. Except for the hell part, it's not really hell per se, this life is the hell and you may RE-SUBJECT YOURSELF to it during your own life review.
>>706819378
Farewell pupper...I'd spend a few bucks on a nice memorial for the little fella
>>706819378
Yea in a fucking instant
>>706819378
i will smash that piece shit
JESUS FUCK IVE NEVER LAUGHED MORE IN MY LIFE THESE RESPONSES ARE FUCKING GOLD FIJREGNEGEFDKGYFHBHUYGYKUIGVYIGH
>>706819378
Sure.
If I felt bad about it later, I could use my wealth to build new humane societies and find homes for all the puppies that die each year without good homes.
All the people who don't answer this way care about their own feelings more then about the puppies.
I'd Stomp on 18 billion puppies for that kind of money.
>>706819378
I would do it for 18 dollars.
OP HERE
The Jokes on all of you, it's 18 billion monopoly dollars! Should have never sold out, should have never trusted a Jew that wanted to make you step on a puppy ahahahahah
Give me $1000 and I'll step on a dozen
>>706819378
I would For a fiver tbh
>>706824240
>All the people who don't answer this way care about their own feelings more then about the puppies.
more THAN you ignorant nigger
>>706819378
18 billion is a little expensive just to step on a puppy, I'd pay at the most $100. Beyond that and I might as well just buy one from a breeder.
I'd do it for free.
>>706819958
Yeah, until they bring in the garbage trucks full of solid cash.
rest in puppers
>>706824362
I'd still step on it for 18 billion monopoly dollars.
That's 36 million $500 notes.
>>706824569
this, puppies are worthless parasites
>>706824046
Life review. And you said I was fantastically brain dead. I'd kill the puppy. It wouldn't bother me. Not for that money. I'd kill a person for that. And most people would.
>>706823603
There is no court of law involved here. I can't believe you're trying this hard to win that you're fabricating information.
For 18 billion dollars I would accept to take the puppy, take care of him for 2 years till he's grown, develop with him a friendship, take care of him
Then I would fingerbang the fucker till he shits, make him eat his own shit then fucking rolling over him with a bulldozer. Nigga money talks
>>706820445
Autism is the only reason 4chan is striving to this day.
Striving in comedy, anyways..
>>706820869
God damn new fag
>>706824815
>i'm weak
>i'm invested in the illusion
>i'll sell out
that's all i can read here. like i said earlier, it's not about stepping on the puppy that holds the consequence, it's the willingness and complicity to do so. that's all that matters in everyone's answer.
>>706819378
I'm currently in a homeless shelter... it's tempting. :(
>>706825203
Find the person who is taking the armchair psychology seriously. You can't link your own post. Take your time.
nah, Im fine the way it is.
I wouldnt just step on it, i would beat it with a baseball bat, chop it up in a blender, and drink its remains for 18 billion dollars
I'd stomp the fuck out of that little shit head
>>706819378
For 18 fucking billion you could probably bring the thing back to life with less than a percent
Id stomp it the fuck out. Alot more things could be saved with that money. I could feed multiple villages in africa. I could make tons of mistreated dogs healthy again. I could donate millions to charities. It'd actually be immoral to me to not murder that puppy.
>>706825343
>Find
executing the search party now
>armchair psychology
I love armchair anything, it's like you can discredit and subsequently ignore the logiistics of anything by calling it armchair. So easy.
>You can't link your own post. Take your time.
Link? Own post? Time? wut? Make something else up.
>>706825203
Weak. Okay mate. It's not an illusion it's a hypothetical. And I answered it truthfully. It's not complacency to do that. But obviously I'm arguing with a whack job or a troll or likely both
>>706825798
>complacency
The word was complicity.
>>706819378
For 18 billion I'd step on its neck and deliver the corpse to China or south Korea for them to feast on it.
>>706825524
For 18 billion dollars, I'm giving puppers 0 hope for coming back into the world.
>>706823606
Kek'd
>>706819378
In a heart beat.
>>706819378
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11376100/r
would step on 18 million for 5 bucks
Yes, and I'd feel like a piece of shit for it and nobody would let me live it down.
I'd be rich and miserable.
>people will do a lot worse for a lot less
These answers are all basic as fuck. Of course most people would step on a puppy for money. People sacrifice their own lives to kill their fellow humans for Jewish conquest, you don't think a few of those cretins will step on a puppy for cash?!
>>706819378
i would curbstomp the lil nigga, fuckign dropkick, throw the sucker into a sawmill anything!
>>706825854
Fair enough. I was complacent in spell checking the autocorrect though. Either way doesn't take away from the point I was making
>>706826217
Cheers
>>706823606
The only one true answer
In truth, and in theory everything is relative. So what is OP trying to point out? Someone who's parent will die because they can't afford the surgery would stomp the puppy. Does it make them evil?
>>706819378
i would stomp all te puppys
>>706819378
STOP circulating this bullshit... Pretty much everyone would stomp a puppy for $18,000,000,000....
Personally, I'd murder every last puppy on any given continent if need be, and I'd murder them as coldly, callously, and personally as possible...
>lightly step on pupper's foot
>insta-rich
It doesn't specify how hard I have to step on it.
>>706819378
are you serious? even from a moral standpoint you can do a lot good shit with that much money and still have more than enough left to be filthy fucking rich.
>>706819840
from your point of view maybe. but if I have to stomp 100 puppies to save a bunch of people I consider myself a fucking hero.
besides your example is a strawman rape is a much more serious crime and the effect of donating to a charity that deals with rape victims is hard to quantify.
lets a dog example, stomp a puppy save a bunch of puppies from being eaten by chinks and get them nice homes.
>>706826670
Idk dude, based on what I read some people are that fucking autistic to turn down 18 bills.
Such a stupid post, how about something like "would you kill your family for 18 billion?"
>>706821756
I let him live because people would fucking lynch me for killing harambe.
>>706820093
Ellsworth Toohey, hiding out on 4chan I see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
>>706823606
The only reason I wouldn't is because it would take too long
>>706822015
Kinda like Michael Brown?
>>706821123
well that would take a while
>>706819378
I would not step on a puppy
There are things more important than money
>>706819378
Laws yes. M O O n spells Tommy is rich!
Ill smash that faggot and ita family
Id put all dogs extinct for 18 bil
ammount of faggots who would kill another life form just to make their lives better and not out of necessity is too damn high
>>706824851
thriving, son. I believe thriving is the word you were striving for.
>>706819378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
i'd step on the puppy for $50 and a klondike bar.
>>706819378
I grew up out in the sticks with redneck parents. Whenever any of their fifteen mongrel dogs had puppies they would make me and my brother line them up on the ground and shoot them in the head one by one with a .22. Always before the eyes are open, I dont know why it had to be done before the eyes were open, but they insisted. Fuckin rednecks....
>>706819378
I would literally eat that fucking puppy alive without hesistation, fuck i would even enjoy eating it for that money.
>>706819378
I will do it for free!
>>706819378
I'd eat it alive for 18 fucking billion dollars lol
>>706819840
>morality doesn't work that way
no, but ethics do
>>706819378
18 billion, huh? well, there's no sugar coating this, i'd kill it. Are you fucking kidding me? i'd smash the shit out of that for 18 billion. I would do it on live television, no regrets.
>>706821001
Kek this
>>706819924
There's always this faggot
are you mad for 18 billion i would kill a kid or 2
>>706819378
If I could stomp five hundred puppies well I would stomp five hundred more just to be the man who stomped one thousand puppies fpr 18 billion dollars more
When I'm stompin', yes I know I'll be the man who's stompin' hard for you And when the money comes in for the stomp I do, I'll pass almost every penny on to you
Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
>>706819378
Your thread sucks and you should feel bad about making it
>>706819924
well played anon kun
>>706819378
Please, I would do jumping jacks on human baby for that much money.
>>706819378
for 18 billion dollars i would blend it into a slushy and drink it
>>706832637
sit on my lap anon chan :3
>>706824362
Paper has a scrapvalue of 50€/ton
one bill weighs 1g
at all 500$ bills that makes 36.000.000 bills
those are 36.000.000g=36tons
36tons*50€=1800€
and fuck your americunt units
>>706819591
5,10, who fucking cares the sky's the limit
Its just a dog...of course!
>>706819378
As a bonus, I would step on a newborn human baby too.
>>706819378
I would stomp on the puppy and then kill myself for that much money.
>>706820774
isnt a billion a million millions?
>>706833691
its a thousand million who tf teach you to count
>>706821092
Kek
>>706821756
I will kill both people and that nigger animal.
>>706833691
thousand million
>>706821818
Just discharged thanks to CH7.
So fuck you.
>>706819378
I'd do it and donate 50 million to animal charities. 50 million would be nothing at that point and any guilt I'd feel would be gone.
>>706819378
Of course I would, you don't even have to kill the puppy you can just lightly tap it with your foot.
>>706819378
You said STEP on the puppy, NOT KILL the puppy.
I'd do it anytime.
>>706819378
id step on 18 billion puppies for 1 dollar
I'd step on a penny for 18 billions puppies
>>706819378
>step on the puppy
Sure, Step on the puppy? that's fine. It doesn't even say you have to step hard or stomp or anything. You could lightly step on its tail and that would be "stepping on the puppy"
But don't be a fool. anyone who isn't a fucking idiot would happily smash the thing in a hydraulic press if they had to, for 18 billion dollars.
shit, for under $100,000 you could take the cells of the smashed puppy to one of the commercial cloning labs and have a dozen identical clones made of the damn thing if you really wanted to because you felt bad about it.
>Meanwhile puppy mills and shitty people the world over are killing puppies for free and not thinking twice about it.
>>706819378
i am quite a softie but 18 billion$ is way too much even 18 billion in our currency is so much where 1 doller ~ 108 but then again maybe i will refuse the offer 18bil will really make me crazy and lose it
>>706819378
for that much money I would bite its head off and ejaculate onto its corpse in front of a live audience while streaming live around the world
>>706835854
stop being such a fucking pussy.
we're not looking for any bitch wannabe lawyers trying to go around the objective as much as possible.
18 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS? I'M FUCKING TAP DANCING ON IT'S CORPSE BUDDY
I would for 100 boxes,why The fuck Not?!?!
i'd kill 6 million jews for 18 billion dollars
>>706834883
I'd step on 18 billion puppies for one puppy.
>>706823606
win rar! but it isnt worth the effort.
I'd eat it, then poop it, then eat it again
Id stomp on that puppy, and every puppy I could find in a mile radius for 1/10 of that.
Then I'd use that money to start a puppy mill and I will stomp every other puppy born there.
Stomping puppies is my thing.
>>706824240
you're an ignorant nigger
>>706819378
any sicko who would pay you 18 billion to stomp on a puppy is probably crazy enough to kill you after so he doesn't have to pay. I wouldn't do it for any amount because at the end of the day morals aren't for sale.
>>706837084
What a fucking faggot. I would stomp on you 18 billion times for 1 dollar.
>>706820171
Same was thinking of papa franku the same moment i saw this faggotish thtead
