Roleplay Character thread
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Roleplay Character thread
excellenmt
>>706819869
ded
fuck god dam
>>706819959
should I dump
for your pleasure alone
raise III
>>706820078
u n me.. together
except i dont have a pass so
oh
oh dear
>what an ass
okay then
>>706820225
look at this cat https://twitter.com/AtlasHendrixCo/status/784004997130416129
>>706820225
oh hi subby
nothing happening in this thread, nothing at all
>>706820331
what
>>706820359
he looks very frustrated
>>706820380
I wish to improve it.
>>706820151
>>706820401
the missing link
>>706820471
cats with perfectly fine vision do the exact same shit
>>706820452
i'd be frustrated to be cursed with 141 years of sentience as well
>>706820460
what, how i was not linking you before?
>>706820974
No I meant I was supposed to link the picture of the ass to the comment about the ass
>>706820974
If cats work anything like they used to, that one woke up at day 0 like that
dammit store up some captchas I'm OP here
we must keep dog dicks on the front page
I don't post without words.
>>706821675
I never expect your help if there isn't drama about
>>706821675
I gotchu fam
>>706821849
conversation isn't exclusively drama
>>706821872
how's it going caitcakes
>>706821918
its the only reason to converse around here
we ARE furries after all
>>706821993
Not half. I talk about guns, video games, politics and food regularly. The drama meme needs to die.
>>706821918
Pretty fine, cutie pie.
Just got a lot of shit to get done.
>>706822083
>words words words
sounds like drama to me
>>706822211
yeah ok
>>706822172
I have nothing to do but look after this stupid tiny dog. I wish I was playing melee.
how has this fly not fucking died
>>706822309
Do tell what kind of dog.
Pretty sure you'd almost always rather be doing such.
>>706821054
i now understand
>>706822504
Border collie puppy. She's adorable, very smart, and unbelievably annoying.
>>706822595
You two sound pretty similar.
Adorbs. Though there are only select few breeds that I'd think aren't.
does she have many kisses to give
>>706822723
I hadn't thought of it like that but honestly yeah. We're clearly meant for each other.
>>706822735
yeah and she'll jump up at your face to give them
most vertical dog of all time
>Posters: 5
kek
>>706822860
Reminds me of my desire to get a cat, which I've currently given up on. Same thing with firearms.
>fly lands next to my laptop
>rubs its stupid little fly hands together like an actual jew
>fucks off a millisecond before I can fucking smack it
>>706823032
See, this is your entire problem. You let your dreams be dreams, when you could JUST DO IT. That's not how things are done.
Well, you're not 21 yet so you've got an excuse with that.
>>706822860
aaaaaaaaaaaa she sounds wonderful
>>706823185
most of the way I get her to where I want her is by picking her up, slinging her over my shoulder and hauling her
she is entirely accepting of this method of transportation
>>706823283
stop it
i can't handle the cuteness
>>706823184
Thanks for the memes. I can wait till I live on my own.
I just need to get fit again right now.
>>706823423
I'll take pictures of her in a minute.
>>706823431
That is not the solution to all problems.
>>706823849
Nigga pls, I gotta have a sound body to hold a sound mind.
>>706823849
i wait with baited breath
Or I won't, since the pictures my phone takes are too big for /b/'s recently throttled filesize.
>>706823965
You didn't have a sound mind before.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>706824014
Well now that I'm obsessed with the bit of fat I've gained I never have time to think at all of anything to solve that previous problem.
fuck you chinese moot
Yeah that's the dumbest shit to be foiled by ever. Remove hiroyuki
>>706824137
http://i.sli.mg/a/kaFTDc
>>706824295
You are a mess.
>>706824295
be like me quit caring about the fat worry about the muscle
The second picture is both dogs, incidentally, but they were moving far too fast for anything but blur.
I'll roleplay as someone happy.
>HAHAHA! Everything is wonderful and I don't want to die!
>>706824435
Send help.
>>706824447
I've only ever been skinny, and that's all I want to be. Actually got pretty lean because I exercised a shitload, but I've stopped running.
I just have dumbbells for maintenance.
>>706824607
I'll send you a dick in a box is what I'll do.
[Penis]
>>706824675
Wouldn't it have started to rot by the time it gets to me?
Don't worry about me, I'm on the up and up lately.
testing my sex webcam please: http://webcam2.cf
>>706824988
formaldehyde, dude
and you have been a giant miserable morty all week actually
>>706824435
i can'tsee her cute face
>>706825202
yeah because it's in her crotch. She doesn't like posing for photos.
I'd take more but the doggos are outside being fags again so I cbf'd
>>706825101
Just send food instead.
Yeah but Imma change that starting today.
>>706825331
I'll send nothing but sausage.
Good for you. Start by petting a kitten.
who is sad anon and why is anon sad
>>706825428
I'm actually not a fan of sausage.
I went to the animal shelter last Friday. I should start doing that regularly.
>>706825432
caitlyn
he is sad because he went from being skeletal to human, but skinny
and also because he's generally unfulfilled in life and needs to get laid but doesn't realize it
>>706825501
Doesn't seem like it'd hurt.
>>706825432
Why the fuck would somebody be anything but sad and miserable?
>>706825605
I actually was kinda skeletal at first, I'll admit.
Basically, cats and pizza on Fridays. Sounds good.
You have no right to be depressed.
>>706825782
that's like my thing of melee and ice cream on fridays, only it's every single day
>>706825605
so the typical story, hmmm
>>706825631
I can't answer questions like that so instead I ignore them
>>706825851
no he's a special adorable snowflake
>>706825846
Aw, shit.
I told myself I wouldn't have any more pizza on Fridays until I start losing weight, though.
And Imma stick to it.
I have every right to be depressed.
>>706825851
It's a simple question, Snuggles.
>>706826003
You don't NEED to lose weight.
>>706825947
he just needs a bear hug
>>706826068
a simple question I choose to ignore.
You haven’t tried hard enough to like it
Haven’t seen enough of this world yet
>>706826111
he needs a buttfuck is what he needs
>>706826077
I weighed 146 at the beginning of summer, and now I'm somewhere from 161-163. That's too much change.
I need to get back to around 155.
Freedom of speech
Freedom of worship
Freedom from want
Freedom from fear
Freedom of depression
>>706818755
fucking witcher furry. fucking hell man.
>>706826166
Nigga
you're fucking 6'3
>>706826213
to be fair you live in a country that doesn't have that first one
why is the shit pizza always on sale
>>706826262
I do?
>>706826262
Yeah, and I don't need much muscle and want to stay lean.
That's a fine weight for me.
>>706826375
Britbongistan arrests people over antisocial comments.
>>706826380
163 pounds is still very skinny.
>>706826441
Oh, I'm 133 pounds
>>706826517
how tall are you?
>>706826441
But I have all this fat on my lower abdomen.
And I'm scared to go to the gym, so I can't have all this extra weight be muscle.
