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How old were you when you realised smoking weed is exclusively for degenerates and/or betas?
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if you smoke weed you are a fucking retard gg
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>>706814910
bait
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>>706814910
How old were you when you realized OP can't spell and trolls a very wide group of people with shit bait?
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>>706814910
Everytime I see that pic I hate that loser more and more.

Hopefully he decided to kill himself after a little introspection.
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24.
From 18-24 I smoked weed almost every single day, multiple times a day. After moving from FL to IL I didn't have access to it, therefore I couldn't continue smoking it. I have noticed a huge change in my thinking and physical wellbeing that I do not even have the urge to smoke again.
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>>706814910
How old were you when you realized that while degenerates smoke weed, weed doesn't make degenerates?

I smoke daily, but I only smoke after work and after I'm done with what I need to do for the day. It helps me sleep and it helps me not to think about the coming darkness.
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>>706814910
how old were you when you realised that your opinions on anything don't matter?

oh wait
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22. i made 2k a week selling drugs and spent it all on weed and all i got from it was an unfaithful girlfriend and sleep apnoea.

Been clean off weed for 4 yrs. smoked it when i was about 24 and went to hospital for supraventricular tachycardia almost had a heart attack.

If i smoke it ever again i will likely die.

Weed is good when you dont fucking abuse it
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I don't like my hair smelling like weed, therefore I don't smoke it anymore.
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>>706815921
>the coming darkness
>not a beta
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>>706815581
>>706815604
>>706815921
>>706815929
>>706815581

triggered stoners.
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>>706814910
My cousin smoked a pot at a family reunion in 2009. He proceeded to try and suck my grandpa a blowjob about an hour later. That was when I knew I would never a marijuana.
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Around 11, saw what it did to my brother, thank god he isn't a hippie bum anymore and a respectable hardworking man
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15

Im 51 now and a business owner
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>>706814910
17
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>>706815949
How old were you when you realized you were a fucking retard?
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>>706814910
>How old were you when you realised smoking weed is exclusively for degenerates and/or betas?

Wow. Maybe I'll have that vital realization next year.
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I'm 24, I didn't start smoking until 22. I smoke daily, but after work and shit. It helps calm my ibs and give me an appetite for dinner, and it helps me fall asleep. It's nice.

Weed culture on the other hand, is stupid as shit.
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>>706816298
Seems legit
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Weed is actually more powerful than more drugs. Shouldn't be legal imo. More mentally addicting then heroin
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>>706814910
18, right around when I was done highschool. Saw my roommate always smoking weed and being a total fucking deadbeat at his shit job at McDonalds with no drive to get a real job.

Fast forward now we're both 26 I work as a welder making awesome money and hes working at DQ.
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>>706815918
Yea similar to me, i smoked every day from 18-22, stopped and realised how much of a beta it makes you. Will never smoke again.
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>>706816124
/thread
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>>706816647
That's just not true.
Fucking idiot. Why aren't all stoners whoring out and murdering people for pot like heroin addicts do? Why aren't they filling up the rehab clinics like opiate and methods addiction does?

What about all the guys od'ing on pot like they do on fenylyn and heroine? Oh right, because it's physically impossible too.
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>>706814910
got reminded just recently

>met some guy at a party last weekend.
>he told me he was smoking for 15 years. >started when he was 12.
>quit school because of it
>quit his mechanic education
>is living on social well fair
>no car or apartment
>still thinks he's got it under control

fucking stoners
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>>706816462

took a while. i realize now as a 30yo man i am a retard but less so from those times. I make the same amount plus more for not smoking weed.

entire life was spent trying to get weed when you did have it wasn't enough when you didn't have it needed it more than food. fucking hell man i loved weed more than anything. i really fondly remember those years but would not want to relive them at all for anything . stupid motherfucker
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>>706814910
When some Millenial fag weed smoker tried to convince me the Witcher 3 was a real rpg.
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>>706816647
The pro weed propaganda makes it dangerous.
>it cures cancer
>its really good for you
>it stimulates brain cells
People actually believe this nonsense, sit smoking weed all day and think they are somehow doing themselves a favour
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>>706816972
So much this
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>>706816935
I like how you just regurgitate shit you hear on pro weed documentaries. 99% of weed smokers are degenerate losers who contribute zero to society.
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>>706814910
18 then I've start with METH
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25 when my brother came round to my house.

>lectures me with same bullshit from the meme's
>weed smokers are everyone, we are intelligent people who enjoy a smoke
>its not addictive
>smokes pipe
>its better than alcohol
>smokes pipe
>its not addictive
>coughing like his lungs are on fire
>we need to legalise it, its not harmful or addictive
>continues to smoke pipe of a drug he is not addicted to for 3 hours straight
>spent £600 on smoke this month
>its not addictive, its practically healthy
>smokes pipe again
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OP here, name me an alpha who smokes weed.
>protip - you can't
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>bait thread

Still, we should gas people who smoke weed, purely because of how irritating they are
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>>706817390
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>>706817390
Joe rogan
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>>706817390
michael phelps

fucking obama and clinton
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Weed is only good if you don't smoke it every day. Otherwise your just chasing the dragon
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>>706817617
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How old were you when you realized /b/ is full of scum who spend their day posting "when did you realize thing is bad" posts.
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>>706814910
i was never thinking anything else
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>>706817390
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>>706816625
>It's nice. Weed culture is stupid as shit

truthest truth i've ever truthed
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>the you moved to Colorado for the weed industry
>make 15k every 12 weeks selling my harvest wholesale
>the defenerate/beta making a living
>pic related some of my grape ape
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>>706817617
An insufferable pseudo-intellectual faggot, similar to Russell Brand, makes me cringe when i hear their voices.

>>706817659
A guy who is good at moving in water, and as for the other two, you don't know the difference between 'smokes weed' and 'has smoked weed before'
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>>706817184
Pot, meet kettle >>706816935
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>>706816942
Could be me in 5 years.
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I know too many alphas that smoke to think that. Sagan smoked.
Obvious troll but too easy not to.
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>>706818161
>'Smoked'
Probably half of the worlds adult population have tried weed a few times.
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>>706817390
Bill Murray
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>>706814910
Lol, I just got back from lunch, after hitting my wax pen. You mad faggot?
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>>706817390
Well I'm in med school carrying a 3.4 GPA and I smoke pretty much every day.
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>>706814910
around 7 - 8 years old
My mom teached me good.
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>>706814910
12

I realized that was bullshit when I was 16

Now I take it medically, and so does my wife
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>>706815604

What do you think he misspelled?
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>>706818375
>American
>uses /b/
>smokes weed
thinks hes alpha
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15, before that I wanted to try it myself but then I thought about it and nah
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Nothin wrong with weed. Just don't be a dumbass stoner.
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>>706818375

>boasting about a fucking 3.4

Kek you'd be disowned in my family for that shit.
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>>706817985
Coming on this website reading comments from tards like you makes me cringe. Triggered
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>>706818791
Are you Asian?
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>>706818635
>as if any other country could be alpha
the only difficult part about wiping out your country would be deciding how to do it.
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>>706814910
Since I learned what it is
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>>706818791
3.4 GPA in Med school is solid you mong.
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>>706817390

Bruce Lee smoked all the fucking time, dude was alpha as fuck.
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>>706817985
But you're just a pretentious faggot that posts on /b/
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>>706817985
Obama confirmed stoner for some years. Led a gang of stoners i heard.
Srsly though been smoking for 8 years like mad. Last 2 years some health issues emerged and thoughts of quitting. Have to do it now.
Would not advise that but for me it was overly positive. Im nearly mental sober though.
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>>706818857

Yup.

>>706818905

For fucking underachievers sure, kek.
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>>706818887
>implying my country (Switzerland) hasn't withstood the strongers empires in human history
>implying Switzerland isn't untouchable because of terrain and the fact that every elite member of society has Swiss bank accounts which they value more than anything.
>implying Switzerland doesn't get voted the best place to be born on the earth every year
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>>706817390
How about 90% of the NFL, faggot
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>>706815604
What did OP misspell you fucking retard?
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>>706818772

C O M E O N H I K K O M O R I S B O I S

R A I D T I E M
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>>706819115
Sorry but only Americans and Niggers play this retarded sport.
If a football (soccer) player goes anywhere in the world everyone knows who they are, if a handegg player goes outside of the US no one knows who this fat nigger is.
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>>706819077
the highest GPA that was ever achieved by a graduate from my neuroscience school was a 3.8
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>>706819077
>high schooler detected.
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>>706817390

Hunter S. Thompson, faggot.
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>>706819102
>Pacifist cowards are alpha
KEK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM2AOaFS2wI
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>>706819569
>country infested and run by niggers is alpha
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>>706814910
This is just people who got rejected by the status quo. Dozens of tech companies where I live, a lot of people smoke. Your argument is essentially relative to conservative acceptance. But not in any way forward thinking.
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>>706819689
sorry, couldn't hear you over our two world war championships.
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>>706819693
What color beads did you mother braid into your hair today George?
You'll be hanging with the cool kids in no time.
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> Obsessed with who's alpha and beta
> Not a beta

You keep wallowing in your insecurities while i light a joint ok?
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>>706814910
Don't want to take the bait, but...

I smoke every evening to relax from work. I'm a white professional, 43, and a normie except my addiction to /b/. Married with 3 kids, I make over $170k working in IT for a major financial company. I volunteer in the neighborhood and township and am considered a pillar of the community. My kids have no idea of my usage. I was a 3.5 gpa in school. I have a good social life, a great family life, strong work life, and am happy.

By looking at me, you'd never know I smoke over an ounce a month.

Now, am i a degenerate?
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>>706819773
america thinking war's something to be proud of is one of the biggest problems with the world
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>>706819836
Silicon Valley, I'm over 30 dipshit.
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>>706819325
American football players are alpha though.
Way more alpha than wimpy soccer players. And this is coming from a european.
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>>706819773
>world war "championships"
>most unidiomatic turn of phrase ever
>retarded Americunt
>also anyone who's studied WW2 at the most basic level knows the importance of Soviet intervention
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Around 19-20
It turned around for me when i failed two drug tests for job prescreens. Felt pretty shitty about it, quit smoking got a good job shortly after. Havent smoked since, I do miss it sometimes. Sucks cause i have an eighth stored away that was for the day i could smoke again. Will probably never smoke again, so it will just sit there forever
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>>706819773
>joined two winning sides at the end both times
>beat by poorly equipped north Vietnamese army
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>>706814910
32 but then I realized it was all bullshit and started doing drugs again and hanging on /b/ at 56.
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>>706819999
Well, as an American i tell you NFL players are just dumb niggers.
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>>706819962
No response there suburbs? But you were pushing your parents beliefs so well!
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>>706819325
basketball, however
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>>706820031
>at the end both times
KEK, learn some history, retard

The invasion of Europe could not have occurred without American involvement and Russia would've been defeated in a two-front war against Japan and Germany.
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>>706819935
Anyone that posts anything on /b/ is a degenerate.
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>>706820164
But that's racist.
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>>706820031
DID YOU JUST INSULT MY AMERICA????

MY

AMERICA???????

ARE YOU THREATENING MY MASCULINITY??!!
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>>706820268
>being this retarded
The Soviet Union would have crushed Germany alone if it had to.
Anyone with a basic understanding of WW2 knows the Soviet Union was the most important catalyst in the war.
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prankstuff;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_______WEEEEED #YOLOBLAZE #420 ……………………………………ÈPOSSOSE EMEEAA
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12
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Everyone took that bait and ran with it.
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When I found a pill that helps with my stomach issues that doesn't have bad side effects that I can't handle.
>Oh wait, hasn't happened.
>Fug
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>>706814910
13, then I actually tried it at 28 and realized I'd been a total autist about it for the last 15 years. Been smoking ever since.
>be 35 now
>college degree
>successful career that pays over 60k and climbing
>2 cars
>own my house
>married to a stoner who makes almost as much as me
>never missed a bill payment, plenty of cash leftover
>smoke pot and play vidya in our basement every night
>feelsgoodman.jpg
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Do you think Putin smokes weed?
No because he is not a retard degenerate.
Same as Michael Jordan. Only 2 examples.
Weed smokers are degenerates, just accept the title and move on
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>>706820456
>this fucking stupid
Russia sent untrained children to the front lines without guns or ammo because they were so desperate not to lose any MORE cities to Germany. They were fighting a losing battle and dying in strategically inexcusable numbers, the only reason they were able to reclaim a single city was because America launched the invasion of Normandy and Germany had to pull back its troops.
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>>706814910
23 year old recent Princeton grad here. Smoked weekly as an undergraduate, as did many of my peers... though we are kinda degenerate, I'll give you that.
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>>706819077
you almost did it
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>>706820761
Jordan probably smokes weed
>Micheal Phelps, used to blaze it before he got in trouble for using a performance enhancing substance (marijuana)

Red eye jedi mother fucker
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>>706820787
>what is the Russian winter
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>>706817041
>it stimulates brain cells
were the fuck did you hear that nonsense?
If you are under 24 weed stop brain development
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>>706820996
It's where modern science learned the effects of feeding a starving person a full meal.
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>>706820787
Nazi Germany were already losing heavily on D-Day and retreating fast on the eastern front retard.
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Who you calling degenerate?
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>>706815949

how the fuck could you even consume 2k worth of weed a week
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>>706820996

>no harvest, all men went to war

They'd have come back in the Spring and mopped up the remnants of the starved, frozen Russian populace.
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>>706821076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QviG1NLbd0A

Just one example, its everywhere.
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Its a plant
>kill yourself if you think its bad
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>>706816298

>I would never a marijuana

???
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>>706820996
literally the only advantage Russia had, (and really not that big an advantage since they couldn't counter-mobilize either) and one that was naturally temporary

Quit being so fucking stupid
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>>706814910
I'd presume at around the age of 7 when I was deliberately aware. Never smoked in my life.
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>>706821231
Typical 'peaceful' stoner.
>omg you dont smoke weed kill yourself
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>>706821202
25$ a gram, shorted .5 grams per gram
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>>706820456
How? They couldn't equip their soldiers, let alone lead an invasion from the East.

> In total, the U.S. deliveries through Lend-Lease amounted to $11 billion in materials: over 400,000 jeeps and trucks; 12,000 armored vehicles (including 7,000 tanks, about 1,386 of which were M3 Lees and 4,102 M4 Shermans); 11,400 aircraft (4,719 of which were Bell P-39 Airacobras) and 1.75 million tons of food. Roughly 17.5 million tons of military equipment, vehicles, industrial supplies, and food were shipped from the Western Hemisphere to the USSR, 94% coming from the US. For comparison, a total of 22 million tons landed in Europe to supply American forces from January 1942 to May 1945. It has been estimated that American deliveries to the USSR through the Persian Corridor alone were sufficient, by US Army standards, to maintain sixty combat divisions in the line.

There's some history for you comrade. And using some quick links, $11 billion then is roughly equivalent to roughly $150 billion today.
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>>706821367
Why the fuck do you associate smoking pot with peacefulness? Shits archaic
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>>706814910

12, but then I grew up and realised I was being a faggot.
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>>706821084
They were retreating because of the offenses led by American and British troops in Africa in preparation of the recapture of France. Germany knew what was happening and was redeploying, but without that imminent threat from America, destroying Russia would've been quite simple.
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>>706821427
>Lend-Lease
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>>706820936
Why do people always bring up Michael Phelps, he is a faggot. Who the fuck cares about swimming, it is literally the most fucking boring shit cunt slowest race on the fucking planet. We do not live in the fucking ocean, nobody fucking cares how fast you can swim, nobody cares about the olympics they will be shut down in a few years
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>>706821399

you are either retarded or you live in a very unfortunate area

I mean, I've heard weed would be expensive in the U.S., but fuck me...
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>>706821399
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>>706821674

If you truly believe the Olympics will be shut down, you are a huge faggot
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>>706821689
He sounds like he's just a nigger ripping off high school kids.
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>>706820936
>>706814910
MOST CELEBRATED ATHLETE IN HISTORY
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>>706821517
No they were retreating because all the experienced troops died of frostbite. Having only summer clothes in Russia's winter is suicide
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>>706821507
And that I couldn't spell realized.
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>>706817390
Bruce Lee
Me
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>>706821987
They could've just worn the Russians' if they really needed.

There were plenty of Russian corpses and the one thing they did have was coats.
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>>706814910
24
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>>706821579
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>>706821517
>Biggest army the world has ever seen
>destroying Russia would've been quite simple
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>>706814910
probably about 20
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>>706822031
You spelled it correctly first time.
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Bunch of fucking normies posting on /b/. Hit Pol. You'll fit right in.
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pot is cultural rot
bad for young skulls
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>>706815918
We are the same, you and I
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>>706816647
>18, right around when I was done highschool. Saw my roommate always smoking weed and being a total fucking deadbeat at his shit job at McDonalds with no drive to get a real job.
stupidest thing ive ever heard. I smoked all through college and stopped when I got out into the real world. Never had a single physical withdrawal and didnt care after about a week. Once your a heroin addict you are a heroin addict for life.
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>>706819202
realise realize ffs
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>>706822031

both are correct, actually. Americans tend to be the only ones who don't realise this.
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>>706823340
Both are correct you illiterate halfwit
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>>706814910
14
A good quarter of my "friends" were stoners and were clearly going no where with their lives and didn't want to do anything except talk about/smoke weed. Weed should be a recreational substance, not a fucking hobby.
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>>706818849
>the only difficult part about wiping out your country would be deciding how to do it.
>I'll take yellow skin, slanty eyes, has tiny dick for 500 Trebeck.
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>>706818340
Were so jealous of your shitty job and contentness with living a mediocre life as an addict
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>>706814910
26. Tried twice that year. I learned that weed IS an intoxicant and that I'm hypersensitive.
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>>706814910
When I was 8 months old I smoked weeds everyday and at 10 months I realized it's better to just drink alcohol and eat cocaine
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>>706823843
Fair play lad
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>>706823811
Everyone is "hypersensitive" the first few times. It's called tolerance.
You're not special, you're just a pussy who can't handle it
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>>706819941
>>706820021
>>706820031

ITT: Triggered
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>>706823843
Wot with a fucking spoon?
Wew
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Marihuana is a gateway drug. If you do it everyday you are no better than a cracked or heroin addict. Please if you smoke weed each day go get help, go to rehab before you do damage to your body or start doing harder drugs.
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>>706819553
He was a one of a kind>>706824018

Faggot, I didn't even get high til the 6th time I smoked, and I was Taking fat rips every time.

I smoked for 5 years daily. The last two years I had my medical marijuana card and could drive to the store and buy an eighth for $20, I smoked a lot of weed every day.

I'm 20 now, I probably only smoke once every two weeks now. And every time I think to myself "what a waste of money this is"

If you're a stoner, wake the fuck up
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>>706821924
Yeah, when was the last time you said to yourself, i wish the swimming was on this weekend so i can watch Michael Phelps swim, ill get the guys around, well get some beer and just watching swimming so hard all weekend.
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>>706824171
Yeah man, if u eat a few spoonfuls it's way better than snorting it
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>>706817390
Schwarzenegger
Brad Pitt
Usain Bolt

fucking loads fam.
it's just a consumer choice
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>>706817573

I hope you think to yourself "what a waste of money this is" every time you do anything that is even remotely for entertainment/enjoyment purposes.

If you ever spend money for leisure in the future you need to stop immediately and switch to something 100% productive, otherwise you're just as bad as all the faggot stoners in this thread.
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>>706824491
/thread
I could be the Olympic champion at shitting myself, the thing is, no one cares.
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>>706824413
Kek, it's only a waste of money if you spend money on it retard. You realize it's free to grow a plant
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>>706817976
Is that outdoor?

Looks like it needs Nutes. Buds look underdeveloped. Learn to grow faggot
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19.

I, but to be honest, I smoked only a few times out curiosity. Friends wanted me to try different strains and stuff.

It was neat, but not something I'd do regularly you know. Didn't interest me to seek out weed.

Figured people only really smoked it for the cool factor. It really is just the modern cig.

Seems kids are more into valing now because of the pretty clouds...

I really don't careuch about vaping either. Heard that it's better for smolers to switch to vaping, not good, but better. If that's the case, as long as it is one step in the right direction for my brother to quit smoking.
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It's only a gateway drug if you're a nigger
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18
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>>706824925

Wut?

You're saying Michael Phelps isn't world famous?

Some of us who aren't 9 years old actually take notice of the olympics?
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>>706815918

Same here, started around 19-20 with the occasional joint but it kind of turned into a habit which became an addiction once I entered university. I'm not social by any means and I used weed to escape life and the little miseries that come with it. Fast forward 4 Semesters I dropped out because I was broke and borderline depressed, spent weeks on end lurking /b/ and thought of heroing myself.
Moved back to my home city and started a new job (now at 24), started training for a marathon and thinking about going back to uni eventually.
Essentially it ruined some very important years in my life, or rather made it super easy to just escape life and don't deal with the consequences.
I personally don't think it's bad per definition or everyone who smokes it is a looser, but it surely isn't all 420blazeitfagget either.
I still enjoy the occasional acid flashback though.
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>>706814910
34
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>>706825664
wow anon that was deep. i wish you luck in your life
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>>706824379
>Marihuana is a gateway drug.
Wew lad! Somebody drank the koolaid!
Been watching Reefer Madness lately?

>be me. 50 yrs old. Single father for 15 yrs. Two daughters, all of us successful af and involved in our community.
>I smoke pot every day, legally.
>some whiny idiots like you, and like most /b/tards, take antidepressants and pain killers every day. I don't.
>I actually have a debilitating disease that is killing me and is very painful, but I don't resort to opiates.
So, you know what you can do with your opinion...
>on a side note, heroin and cocaine were my first drugs, at 15, before I ever drank, smoked a cigarette or anything. Quit hard drugs by the time I was 20 by smoking WEED! Never went back.
So, as for a gateway, yes... To Freedom!
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>>706814910

>I hate what other people do

Enjoy your pathetic life ending in you not being remembered or acknowledged besides this one thread
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>>706815604
16
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>>706814910
13 (last time9
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>>706815450
>gg
You're 15 aren't you
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>>706816696
>welder
>26
>making probably 43,000 a year at most

I'm not sure barely above teacher wages is awesome money still anon.
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>>706814910
13 (2 years ago)
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>>706821399
so you were basically charging $25 halfgs?
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>>706826594
MODS!
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>>706821399
You fucking retard that means you were paying for $50 a gram, which means you were buying weed worth more than gold in the USA (Gold is worth $40 a gram, literally) A plant should never cost so fucking much for you dude
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>>706824491
>football is the only thing that matters
I'm sure that's true for you and your friends, but most people aren't like you
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>>706814910
18 but i had an idea at 16
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>>706826553
Not the same guy but...
My cousin is a welder and owns his own business and makes around 50,000 a year. Teachers on average make 30,000.
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>>706827144
>most people aren't like you
Not the anon you're talking to, but isn't that why we're all on here?
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I manage a group of 40 people, make 85k a year and I'm 36. Been smoking nearly every day of my life for almost a decade. So it's not just for losers, successful people enjoy it too.
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>>706814910
16
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>>706814910
I was about 14 or 15 I guess, but then I got older and I actually tried it and I realized that like all things, it's alright in moderation.
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>>706814910
>realised
Damn Anon, you can't even come up with a halfway credible bait.

kys
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>>706816175
Triggered sober kid
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>>706814910
Around the same age I realized that listening to other people's opinion is beta as well.
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>>706816742
>made you a beta
>thinking weed had anything to do with it
>doesn't have self control, so makes blanket assumptions about everyone else
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>>706816030
OR don't have long girly hair
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>>706821247
How new are you?
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>>706814910
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>>706816175
>triggered
This word doesn't mean anything anymore and it's never been used by anyone above mean intelligence
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>>706816298
That foreshadowing
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>>706831668
????

that just didn't make any sense

Drink water every day?

Well if you drank alcohol every day you would be called an alcoholic

water = worse than alcohol
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>>706814910

27

>34 now
>alpha
>own big house
>frown upon potheads
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Bait, obviously, but:

There did come a day when I realized that maybe I should put my efforts into building a life I didn't need to escape from.
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>>706831792

except in the 20s they had very limited researching means
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>>706817041
This is just stupid people being stupid. If they weren't being stupid smoking pot, they'd be stupid doing something else.
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>>706831854
The thing is, water isn't a drug.

>mfw you're retarded.
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>>706817365
underrated
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>>706815921
>It helps me sleep and it helps me not to think about the coming darkness.

try to face your demon faggot instead of running away from them
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>>706818905
Saddest thing I've ever seen
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>>706821247

Welcome newfriend. How is your first day?
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>>706832259
actually all those substances were already uses medical
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>>706832062

ok heres assuming that even matters

take an Advil every day?

Well if you drank alcohol every day you would be called an alcoholic

Advil = worse than alcohol

nice family guy pic tho I remember middle school good times lol
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>>706816124
This
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And then eventually you grow up a little bit more and realize you don't have to look down on other peoplefor their personal decisions
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>>706831882

Yes but money.
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>>706817390
How has no one said fucking snoop dogg
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>>706814910
i just injected just 3 ounce marijuana and now im going to kill an tree
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>>706814910
17
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>>706819935
That's a nice story.
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>>706832643
ily
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>>706831882
"The people who can legalize cannabis still have loved ones who die of cancer"

So??? lets legalize it then

how is that you said in any way an argument to weed can cure cancer
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>>706817365

Unexpected feels. My brother smokes too.
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>>706821231
>Burning a plant and inhaling the smoke couldn't possible be damaging
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>>706831882
chemotherapy can cure cancer. the people which have chemotherapy still die from time to time. those are low quality meme
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>>706821247
So you would a marijuana?
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Started smoking weed at 16. After i graduated high school I was a successful salesman for a couple of years and was one of the top salesmen at a very large corporation in my country.
Traveled the world a whole lot, quite a few times a year actually.
Stopped working and decided I wanted to further educate myself and am now attending a University and get very high grades.
Also started working out about 5-6 times a week about 2 years ago and still doing that as well as keeping my diet.

Hello, I'm a daily smoker and my name is bliptheSwede.
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>>706814910
13, i realised it after smoking it for 20 years
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>>706821315
If you've never smoked then you aren't aware. You're just a pussy.
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>>706832777
they guy doing this meme isnt very intelligent. either its bait or he is stupid
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>>706816298
you know that guy who shot up that movie theater in Colorado?

Well they found Snapple in his system

it was this day I knew I would never drink Snapple

did you ever think your cousin was just gay and had some weird fetish?
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>>706824491
>Nothing matter unless I can get men to sit and drink beer while watching me do it.

How does one achieve such incredible idiocy?
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Enjoi ur OD stoner trash! Hur dur meh dank bush mane hur hur.... faggots
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How old were you when you became fearful enough of life to make broad pronouncements about it's nature to stifle those fears?

How old were you when you began to enforce those pronouncements upon people under your power?

How old were you when you became the bad guy?
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>>706831792
WATER is harmless
thats what they thinked in the 20s of tobacco too
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>>706831435
>>706831550
>>706831668
>>706831792
>>706831882
>>706832259
>>706832777

low quality bait
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>>706814910
how old were you when you realised drinking alcohol is exclusively for sheep who'd rather destroy their brains and liver than do something conservative christians dissaprove of?
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>>706833291
possessing marijuana is a victimless crime.
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>>706817365
>>706832777
You guys sound like massive fags. What are you like 14? Have you ever done anything enjoyable or get high?

Sure your brother sounds retarded, but you whine like a bitch like he's sucking a red hot crack pipe in your face. Grow up kid
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>>706817390
My dick smokes more weed than your dick, faggot.
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>>706832259
Right
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>>706832777
kinda the whole point is to say weed shouldn't be a crime as it harms nobody besides the lungs of the user.

Donuts are unhealthy and if you eat too many it will lead to early death so we make donuts illegal

people begin to say "that makes criminals of innocent people who just like donuts"

and you respond with

"well if they don't want to be criminals maybe don't eat donuts"

Yeah I guess or just don't have such stupid legislation
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>>706833253
It doesn't really feel like bait to me. I think it's an actual retard.
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>>706815949
>Weed is good when you dont fucking abuse it
That goes for almost everything, Stoner-Paracelsus
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>>706833291
do you make all these yourself?

you really need to learn how to pose better arguments
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>>706814910
Never cared. Drugs are the best. When you hate life and life hates you, you'll learn pretty fast drugs love you.
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>>706833624
Typical stoner reasoning.
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>>706833460
I don't see the whining like a bitch. I think you're projecting. Your post definitely has a whiny, bitchy tone.
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>>706831792
>comparing 1920s medicine to modern day medicine
>apples and oranges
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>>706814910
My dad has smoked pot for 30+ years and is a lawyer earning well over 100k a year, if that isn't successful than you're autistic and/or poorly written b8
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>>706834010
Typical /pol/fag kill yourself
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>>706834010
It's actually pretty sound. Typical stoner reasoning I hear is far less coherent.
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>>706830030
Anything wrong with using the spelling almost all English speaking countries use?
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>>706814910
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>>706816972
lost
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OP and all of these faggot stoners in this thread will die and so will their mother in their sleep if no one responds with a reply to this post last night
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>>706832968
I'm well aware that smoking would have been a very stupid choice, even at that age.

Are you trying to justify smoking or something? Idiot
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>>706834036
>successful
Kid doesn't know the difference between then and than or how to use a comma.
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>>706834010
instead of telling me why you think I could be wrong you just said typical stoner reasoning.
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>>706834343
Your ad hominem attacks reflect your lack of a counterargument
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>>706834333
>I'm not scared I'm just too smart to try things for myself.
Nice mental gymnastics, pussy.
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weed is basically the only reason to live
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>>706814910
In my experience people who smoke it to help them relax are alright. People who smoke it for fun, as a recreational activity are usually pretty dumb, lazy, uninteresting etc.

I know it's kind of a meme to say if you're smart you don't need drugs to have a good time or whatever, but it's kind of true IMO, drugs are only fun if you have nothing else to do with your time.

There are much better things in life, but as I say I think using it to help relax, clam nerves or whatever is okay.
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>>706834553
100k a year doesn't equal success when you father a retard is the counterargument.
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>>706834026
>smokes pipe
>coughs like lungs are on fire
>yes kids weed makes you cough

Hes bitching about his brother smoking weed. A whole passive aggressive green text about his brothers smoking you don't see it?
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>>706823340
european english u dingus
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>>706826325

Hey, you! You there! I have a single piece of anecdotal evidence!

This totally invalidates your claim!

90% of stoners are in the double digit IQ range and proud of it.
They only ever talk about smoking weed and rant on and on about how good and non addictive it is, despite smoking it every day which is clearly indicative behavior of an addiction.

Now, I know correlation does not imply causation, but either weed makes you dumb like a brick or you gotta already be to even try it.

Either way, not something anyone should want to be associated with.
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>>706814910
Well before the age where I realized it was the first sleep aid I could go with and still A) wake up the next day (ambien affects me for days for example) and B)The only pain killer that stops my tremors without suppressing my appetite.

I heard it was this horrible thing, started smoking a decade ago and now I'm down to once a day or two so I can bring myself to eat or sleep.

Technically it is abused by degenerates
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>>706814910
Guess who graduated with a 4.0 while still getting high every weekend?
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>>706815949
how old were you when you realised you were such a cuck that you almost died smoking weed you faggot
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This thread is basically just
>Lets see what shit I can pull out of my ass to defend my point.
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>>706834754
Yet another poor attempt at swaying the conversation in a different direction. Why are stoners degenerates if they not only earn and pay taxes on 100k of profit every year AS WELL AS help others contribute their fair share to our communities and society as a whole.
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>>706833870
Well you say its a poor argument, and yet i don't see you trying to take them down. Think on, son think on ;)
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>>706834760
It's well constructed with the intent to display the irony of his brother's statements. It's not whiny at all; it's funny. It obviously hit a nerve with you, though.
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