Bitches Blowing Up
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Bitches Blowing Up
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>>706807010
>>706807010
>>706807590
>>706807689
>>706807010
Some girls like the one in OP end up one of two ways. Fat bitchy housewife style or batshit crazy drug addict style.
I'm not sure which is worse
>>706807010
>bitches blowing up
>>706807711
>>706807753
>>706807784
>>706807010
Was anyone there for the "Get fatter" thread?
>>706807733
this is Fucking original bros. Learn from this guy
>>706807988
Holy Fudge
>>706807988
Did they find an overturned truck filled with pies?
>>706808035
>>706808035
Damn pretty face
>>706807855
you must be new here
>>706807988
>>706808086
Do you see the size of those Big Gulps?
>>706808119
this guy knows where i got the inspiration from
still surprised it didn't happen earlier than my post
>>706808088
>>706808119
beat me to it
>>706808174
Filled with Mayo
It's not universal, but I find that a key indicator is thicker, meaty upper-arms. If they are skinny and frail looking, she is much less likely to put on weight later.
>>706807271
Even this gal, small as she seemed, had those thicker upper-arms. I'm tellin' ya. I think I solved this mystery.
>>706808317
That's a damn shame
>>706807010
Girls gain an average of 60lbs during college
>>706808438
>Girls gain an average of 60lbs during college
and 94.8% of statics are made up
>>706808513
>statics
kek'd
>>706808486
Poor guy
I could do this with 2 pics of my wife 10 years apart, but;
A) you won't believe it
2) I might kill myself
>>706808663
Kek
>>706808694
aw come on.
>>706808663
>>706808740
Fffffuuuuuuuuccccck!
>>706808386
I'll second this. Big arms will mean fat chick after high school.
>>706807734
The story of Miam Biyalik
>>706808663
[guaranteed replies]
>>706808663
the gravitational field of her ass is distorting spacetime around the car door
What a depressing thread. Some of these women went from prime breeding stock to low grade fuck pigs in just a few years.
>>706809237
no way man !! fuck !
>>706809237
It's like Bruce Banner and the Hulk....
>>706809296
However you learned of one of the great dangers of putting rings on fingers. Forewarned is forearmed.
>>706808030
crystal meth's one hell of a drug
>>706808547
kek she even dresses as food.
Idk man but I would love to fuck a fat chick before I die. Just stuff my face between those 2 monster tits. YUM
This is hot. I want to take a skinny bitch and fatten her up.
>>706807010
One of my all time favorite porn stars Carmella Bing became a landwhale.
There is always a thin line between thick girls and obesity. They're only a few hamburgers and buffets away from crossing that line.
>>706807010
>>706808415
Sho is
>>706808837
good or bad?
>>706807492
she's still kinda hot
>About 25 years old
>My friend getting married
>A hottie I notice in the bridal party.
>She would not give me the time of day.
>2 years later
>At my friends Bday party.
>Hottie was there but was at that point an earth shaker.
>Me was in much better shape and she commented to my friends wife I was hot.
>Sorry but not a fuck was given about her at that point.
>taco_bell.jpg
>>706808317
From "girl who won't even talk to you if you don't have abs" to "girl who don't even talk to you if you don't have cupcakes"
>>706807620
from passable to fatass... what a shame...
>>706808663
Kek'd
>>706810309
kek'd too hard at this
cheers m8
>>706808694
do eett
>>706810007
>>706810650
I would still fuck Taco Belle.
>>706808694
Curiosity: piqued.
Now you must post.
>>706807492
Would still smash but goddammit that before shot
>>706807733
>>706810918
On the left she looks like she's calculating how much wealth she can extract from you in exchange for her cunt.
On the right she looks like her pussy is hungry.
>>706807733
nice
>>706808317
Fake. Look at the hair.
>>706807988
>>706808174
holy shit! Nice catch. That's diabetes in a cut.
there has to be someone to tell them "you have to stop this shit" or their handlers should cut back on their food supplies.
>>706807010
6 -> 4
>>706807077
7 -> 5
>>706807157
6->3
>>706807271
9,5 -> 6,5
>>706807385
6- > 3
>>706807492
7,5 -> 5
>>706807734
4 -> 2
>>706807784
7 -> 5
...
it seems like a great idea to pick up fat girls and make them loose weight
>>706810650
Oh time, what a scourge of beauty you be.
>>706810309
lost
Thats why you....
Bone em dont own em
>>706811323
want to rate her?
>>706808740
>>706808186
that don't matter. It's was still great. It's the first time 80% of the people here have seen it. Shit! pretty much all the jokes, movies, and books we experience are inspired by prior works.
>>706809041
>keks quantumly
>>706810029
knew she was coming
>>706809041
made me laugh
>>706808694
Share your agony with us please
>>706807733
this was funny like 20 years ago. now it's just sad. :(
>>706812186
She developed Downs syndrome?
>>706808317
WTF, a real hottie just ruined. This reminds of my uncles wife who was super hot before marriage, but today is a hippo.
>>706808317
She is, objectively speaking, a more attractive person after her weight gain.
look at a bitches mom.....thats what youll get in 20 yrs...once the bitch plops out a few trophies she has what she wants
Pro Tip: your dick isnt one of them
>>706812186
I'm assuming she got married in between these pics
popcorn asses
>>706807847
That was a glorious day, anon. Didn't save anything though
>>706808694
cover the face if you must, but please share.
>>706809237
It was only 3 yrs, but she aged 20. WTF
>>706811884
she laughs so intensively that is barely possible to rate her precisly - she went from being above avarage looking to looking avarage
>>706812815
This. Come on >>706808694
>>706812992
Meth is a hell of a drug
>>706812034
yeah I agree based anon
and even the times you post some oc people still think it's pasta anyway so in the end it doesn't really matter as long as keks are had
cheers m8
>>706812220
one could say they heard her coming a mile away
>insertAT-AT.mp3
>>706813035
you think she was about average at first?
>>706810650
Still hot as fuck tho
>>706812992
Too much Nuka Cola Quantum
>>706808386
Yea notice how most cases are from around 18 to 21 years old. Most don't eat more, they just eat alot from beginning and when puberty stops and their metabolism drops to half those smoothies and hamburgers go straight to the stomach.
>>706813306
is it you/your girfriend/your family member?
>>706807733
Should've just put the image. If you wanna be funny in the future :)
>>706813488
girl i know, fapped many times over her
There's like, no value lost in 95% of these
"Oh no, she was blah, but now she's FAT and blah!"
wtf
>>706813504
will do anon
will do
>>706811323
>>706807492
>it seems like a great idea to pick up fat girls and make them loose weight
That is easier said than done. Chubby girls get even fatter the older they get. Specially if they get married and have kids. They pretty much give up. And quickly switch between Light Mayo and Regular Mayo.
>>706813344
Only a hot face, would never say no to a blowjob but don't want all that fat under or over me
>>706808694
>>706808757 >>706810605 >>706810909 >>706812373 >>706812815 >>706813053
You know that all of these girls were at that sick phase where their self esteem was low as fuck when they started gaining weight and they would suck dick 24/7. Then they turn into ladwhales and discover Tumblr and feminism.
>>706812570
because of gravity, right?
>>706813762
this
seriously much harder trying to turn a fat girl fit than it is to try finding a fit girl that wont go fat
>>706807855
Cringe King has arrived
>>706813576
she looks like a very positive human being - i guess i would enjoy being around her since i have a melancholic personality... does her hair dresser hate her?
>>706808486
I can't be the only one that saw this in her face
>>706813964
topfuckingkek
>>706813893
I like how people say they look so beautiful together and how he is such a great guy that loves her no matter what she looks like. I wonder if people would say the same if the guy turned fat while she stayed hot.
On a sidenote, I wonder if he fucks skinny girls all the time on the side
>>706814098
Sure hope so. Poor James Bond...
>>706807734
Tits got better though
>>706807590
I stopped eating my dinner because of this. She's fucking disgusting, but good on her for still being able to walk.
>>706807620
Still hot
>>706813964
Not what I was getting at but fucking lol.
>>706813111
WOW! a total catch in the first pic. And still cute on the second one, but why let yourself go like this? Once none of your clothes fits anymore; should be a huge warning sign that you are doing something very wrong.
>>706814018
top fucking kek
>>706808694
You will help hundreds of men, anon.
Post the before and after and you will scare dozens of young femanons straight, because the only thing women care about is their image. It'll serve as a warning to all women that if you blow the fuck up after marriage then it will Not be a private humiliation, the whole world gets to see what you've done to yourself.
>>706813306
I thought she looked good before tbh. Would smash. Hot librarian look
>>706812342
dayum.
3 year difference.
>>706807010
I guess the first wank of the day is to BBWs
>>706814812
0 to 5
>>706808740
didn't think I'd ever feel this way, but she looks better with some weight. Her face is long and slender, she looks a little better with a rounder face. Probably just be the angle tho
>>706814955
hahaah true anon
>>706814947
I remember the good old days when fat women would wear a 1 piece...people have no shame these days.
>>706814728
think im going to have to blow my load over her now
>>706815052
yeah i agree, i find her hotter with a bit of chub
>>706814947
But she got the naval piercing. Looks good when it's sinking into the blubber
>>706814274
>>706808268
kek'd at Loana
>>706807010
Why are women getting so fucking huge nowadays? Like, 90% of the bitches on OkCupid are ham beasts. Do they have no self-respect? Restraint?
>>706815204
I'm dead kek
>>706815286
guys go fat too bro
>>706809820
It's not as great as you think....
>>706812267
Read her shirt as "eat softball"
>>706810650
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
hard to tell sort of because she hides it. But this girl used to be a solid 9
>>706815675
>9
na
>>706807733
>>706815675
What's up with her body shape tho
>>706815286
>>706815424
>guys go fat too bro
Nah, it's easier for guys. We simply throw on an XXL and we're good to go. Still looking fly like a motherfucker! and land chicks left and right (of course your bank account must also match and be Fat)
>>706816455
ahh val-killme-r
do not wish to be him
>>706816159
don't know man, I think you're analyzing too hard there. She was probably sticking out her butt and chest for the photo
>>706810827
TACO BELLE KEK
>>706807010
tits still huge
>>706816924
Hurrr Durr. Pickelz
>>706808030
That's sad :(
This thread is a potent argument in favor of hebe.
>>706808547
the tat more disturbing than weight gain.
and the fact she is hanging out with a cardinal fan
>>706813762
>And quickly switch between Light Mayo and Regular Mayo.
kek'd
>>706810827
fuck dude
WOoAoAAhahh FAT BETTY
>>706810129
you should have revenge fucked her. you would have felt great
>>706817628
>>706808191
>unable to maintain its mass with only a regular human mouth, the landwhale has developed a rather unique evolutionary trait:
>a second, much larger mouth on its stomach, which can easily consume prey the size of a wedding cake in one bite.
>>706817661
For anyone who has seen mad men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulC0Lerkkbc
>>706807590
Why are her butt cheeks and asshole on the front in the second picture?
Its all about their moms, just look at their moms if you want to know how they genetically handle weight gain
>>706817661
spam'n'ham
WOoAoaoaoahhh fat betty
ham'n'spam
fat betty got a job
spam'n'ham
to eat like a slob
ham'n'spam
>>706817661
what? betty is a BABE. This is not real! or is it? fuck me! not Betty.
>>706817990
>genetically
>kek
Better to find a girl that likes to exercise, spend time together by going out running
>>706818110
I can see you're about 2 seasons in
I would bet most of these women had children. This is what happens when you grow up. Women tend to get worse and men tend to look better. Fyi pregnancy sex is amazing.
>>706807492
lol at how stupid and defeated she looks in the fat pic
>>706809442
She didn't do meth m90
>>706817908
Hahaha, this was great. Just showed it to the wife and she lost it.
>>706808486
>Wedding ring
Nothing makes bitches fatter than when they get one of those
>>706811198
Not really. Fatties hair changes due to how unhealthy they r
>>706807806
>>706807753
>>706808035
>>706807994
The flawless makeup shows they care about their appearance, so why the fuck doesn't that extend to putting the fucking fork down?
>>706807988
I'd honestly just start uncontrollably laughing if I saw that at the beach
>>706818517
Wasn't me but no, look at the actual photoshop job on the hair and the hand behind it. Don't know why or what's going on but something's up
>>706818234
Then why not marry a cute jap girl? They age far differently
>>706818759
>The flawless makeup shows they care about their appearance, so why the fuck doesn't that extend to putting the fucking fork down?
Because it doesn't really take any willpower to do your makeup or shop for nice clothes. When you look at fatties, you're probably looking at an addict who was never taught to build self-discipline.
>>706818931
Marry a girl like this.
>>706807733
What's it like always eating the lowest hanging fruit?
Chicks get fatter after kids not marriage
if your wife got fatter from marriage alone there is something wrong with the relationship
>settling for a woman that just lets herself go after marriage and doesn't give a shit about looking good for you
what the fuck is wrong with you guys or is it that you have just never been in any sort of real relationship and therefore only make assumptions on what it must be like?
alpha up /b/ros chicks dig it
>pic related fatties triggered when beta males realize they don't have to feel bad about being attracted to fit womenz and the landwhales are the ones that need to settle for the chubby chasers
>>706808740
like a fucking animal bearing her teeth at a predator
>>706811323
One word: Excess Skin....
oh no, that's two...whatever... but then again that's how fat chicks think about hamburgers
>>706810650
got her on snap
she lost some of that belly
>>706813893
Fucking women
You get James fucking Bond and you can't even be bothered to stay attractive for him, never mind yourself
>>706813281
she finally grew into those glasses
>>706819043
It's so fresh you can suck my nuts
also pretty easy, just like your mum
what's it like always smelling your own farts?
>insertbroflowski.gif
>>706818759
Because hunger
>>706815675
Holy shit she is the identical spitting image of my ex. Wonder if that's what she'll look like if she goes fat
>>706813893
holy shit she is disgusting
>>706814955
I have some very conflicting feelings about this picture
I know of a family member who cannot get pregnant. The doctors pretty much told her that she is too fat, and needs to lose weight in order to have a chance of getting pregnant. Also, she doesn't have her periods anymore, and has to sleep sitting up to allow her to breath better. Talk about being fat and proud! fuck all that shit. It's simply unhealthy. That's your body's way of saying "you better get your shit together."
>>706808486
>>706808674
>>706818452
Yep, they get married and then stop trying. Utter tragedy for that dude.
ok, so my ex wife also got fat during our marriage, so did i, well i lost some 20 pounds in last few months since the divorce, she didnt, she gained, its the women problem, they like to eat, some cock some hot dog....s
Did you notice the lack of Asian and black girls? ...
>>706808088
this can't be real
>wife is a bigger gal
>impregnated her
>she's losing weight not gaining
>producing breast milk burns calories
I'm gonna slim her down by sucking the juices out of her /b/ros.
What went wrong here?
>>706807733
10/10
![9R6l2Z3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ITuua8F.jpg "9R6l2Z3[1].jpg")
>>706807855
No it isn't you retarded samefaggot.
>>706819843
here's a black one.
>>706819867
god speed anon
I'm rootin for you
>>706819901
Alcohol. Women are inferior to men even in what their weak bodies allow them to consume
>>706810309
Thank you for making my evening better
>>706819335
Who she
>>706807847
Just beautiful. It's sad I did not save anything. I've never seen anything grow so fast. Worse is turned meme for a few days..
>>706807784
moar of this voluptuous gaining sexpot
>>706807994
looks better fatter
>>706814018
i like your humor
>>706812342
I'd rather have the right one anyway.
>>706808663
would be hot if she did that. would be a sexy bbw slut like kelly clarkson
>>706808694
please do it. your wife is sexier with extra weight
>>706812267
For a moment I thought her tshirt read "EAT softball".
>>706820950
sure
>>706808749
moar of her?
>>706808870
jessicuh/dutchess is always nice
>>706810650
sauce?
>>706812186
classic college weight gain. so hot
Wife was 110 lbs when I met her. 20 years and many good meals later, she is 155. She is only 5 ft tall. MFW, she is so much more fuckable now! Don't knock it faggots.
>>706812214
want to do this to my gf. more pics of this girl?
>>706812342
looks hotter chubby. hope she kept plumping up
>>706819141
Women get fat and cut their hair off when they get married, it's real.
>>706814812
love those flabby milf arms
>>706814947
moar of this gaining slut
>>706809296
The thing is a small amount of them though look a lot better with the weight. (Not the really huge ones) at the start though there were a few blondes and brunette a that really looked 4x better.
>>706819843
Asian girls are never fat. Black girls are fat by default.
>>706816924
looks so much better pudgy. can you share any more?
>>706808694
>A
>2
>>706819779
fat christina is best christina
>>706808513
>statics
this not a YLYL thread
>>706819901
nothing. she looks better
>>706821352
lucky man. any pics of your plump wife?
WHAT IS THE CAUSE FOR THIS !!!
I must know
>>706807271
I like chubby and thick girls a lot too but this one, this one is just a damn shame.
>>706810650
Name?
![5DPRL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/86pXTff.jpg "5DPRL[1].jpg")
>>706811323
Let's believe this would could be good, but then when you finished fucking all the way out her fat she would just exchange you to Chad. Am I applying logics good enough?
>>706808749
>Cinco de Mayo
nese
>>706822253
I believe it's called "calories in - calories out > 0"
>>706809237
>>706813391
Too much Nuka Mayo Quantum
>>706808268
like her better as a bloated hot mess
>>706817789
such a gentleman. after all he kisses the gal
>>706809237
What happened to those eyebrows?
WTF
>>706807385
all girls look like that in England
>>706816908
thats why i would get married. mmhmm cuddle fat!
Why is it that it is mostly girls getting fat at 18-20 years of age? Not so many boys do.
>>706816924
moar of her being chubby
>>706815675
>9
With a fivehead?
>>706817789
wtfffff that was on purpose
>>706822387
yes you can. you wont even fit in that dress a month from now
>>706818452
What about an onion ring?
>>706811323
your 9,5 > 6,5 is ugly as fuck
>>706812186
It's hard to be uglier.
>>706807077
Must have gone to culinary college.
>>706820229
gross
>>706810029
She's skinny again now, she popped out two kids back to back and gained a shitload of weight during the pregnancy.
>>706808088
that's a shame
>>706822993
Their metabolism goes down hill from here on, and they continue to eat their burgers and wings.
>>706817789
She was promised a Milk shake and a burger to do this. So, don't feel sorry for her. She knew the risks.
>>706814018
It would have been better for him.
>>706823902
And they realize there are enough desperate guys out there to fuck them and make them feel validated no matter what weight.
>>706822087
Plenty, but none sterilized. I'm on it.
>>706817789
that is also how she lost her virginity.
remember the get fatter thread?
>>706814637
wtf Albino Dwarf Black Jack.
>>706821497
i feel like you are projecting your life as if it is a fact of everyone else's life as well..
if you are with a woman who lets herself go and cuts off all her hair just because she is married now
you settled for a woman that doesn't give a shit
doesn't mean it happens with all of them
