So scrolling through facebook this morning, and I find (pic related) this shit some dumb tumblr cunt shared to my wall.
Just what the fuck does tumblr think its doing outside in the real world?
Heres the post, the actual image I'll is next.
Im so sick of hearing about dumb tumblr cunts and their damn triggers.
fucking army man costume triggers people now wtf
>>706802355
Heres the whole stupid fucking picture. What the actual fuck?
>>706802457
"Contributes to gun violence" like? They protect your damn country and your right to be a dumbass tumblr cunt like STFU
Right? This shit has me annoyed.
I can't think of a costume that wouldn't be bigoted by these standards, or was this a 4chan thing that caught on?
If you fell for that Facebook page, you've probably had too many vaccines and the autism is kicking in
Here's another post from that page
>>706802463
thats basically every costume
>>706802463
>superman
>ableist
OKay much as its retarded, the others are logical. This one I dont get.
>>706802669
Never seen that page before today nor did i even click on that page. So i wouldnt know
Another one
>>706802463
Holy fuck, they think a skirt is sexually objectifying? I swear these cunts have to be somewhat pedoish to be sexualising everything in this way.
>>706802355
Says the cunt with the font set to that unreadable garbage. You're the real problem here faggot, kys.
I've been following gaia's dancing indigo children for a little over a year now and I'm 100% sure it's some kind of satire. And if it isn't, then it definitely reads like it. Always good for a laugh ^-^
>>706802355
>More tolerant
>kids can't wear anything anymore
Pick one please
>>706802887
Im a femanon so sue me for my girly font. Ill kms later on
>>706802849
so the premise is that they can change a burka wearing muslim into a pretentious scarf wearing slut?
>>706802355
Actual Native American here. That costume has never been racist. If anything it's just incorrect. What has that fucking 8 year old done to earn a red feather. Which at least in my culture, means you're a efficient and deadly hunter.
>>706802355
>dress as Muslim warrior
>bitches can't complain because that'd be islamophobic
>>706803727
France banned the burkini. And I think they're on the way to banning the burka itself too. France ain't taking no Islamic shit anymore kek
in the real life. how often you muricans find tumblerinas? i mean outside tumblr, walking or rolling on your streets?
>>706802463
Yup, I'm gonna give out candy based on the sexiest costumes. Fuck PC.
>>706802355
I saw that shit too. Man they won'tbe happy toll every holiday sucks.
>>706803983
"Sorry kid, your ghost costume isnt turning me on, no candy for you"
Seriously top kek
>>706802463
That fucking pirate costume, man.
That's what I'm gonna be for Halloween
>>706802355
the page is satire
>>706802463
It's sexist to be a princess? Did a fat girl make this
>>706804212
I hope fucking so. First thing I thought of was to post here and hope to who the fuck ever it wasnt real.
>>706802355
Yea, I've seen either this exact picture or a very similar one around this time for the last 2 or 3 years.
Just live in an all white rural town, none of this kind of shit is ever a problem except with one group of special snowflakes in highschool who go out of town to smoke weed with middle minorities to feel superior. That group grows up and either moves out or becomes a bit more close minded as they get older.
>>706802463
Wheres the transgender costume?
Gender appropriation offends me.... I think i stumbled upon something
>>706802355
Some people just really really "and i mean Fuking really" want their houses egged/toilet paperd.
>>706803851
l you might want to check again. You might even say...they're retreating from the fight.
It's become way, way too easy to troll you alt-right dorks. It's actually sad to see how far 4chan has fallen when you're all this easily enraged by fake posts now. Anonymous really is dead.
Straight white men are the most sensitive fuckers on the internet now.
tumblr more liek dumblr hehe
>>706802355
I miss the days when /b/ would have raided the fuck out of her fb page, and then her tumblr, just for the fuck of it. Now, it's more than likely just a /b/tard who created it in the first place.
>>706802771
This
Racist stereotypes and sexualized costumes for little girls I actually disagree with, they should be discouraged.
Literally nothing wrong with princesses soldiers. Or sexualized costumes for adult women.
Superman is just wtf though
>>706803959
I went to college with a bunch and then you find them in the cities. But you can find anything in DC/New York/Cali simply due to population size; they're still a minority. Why do you consider this an American thing though? A lot of Western European foreign exchange students are just as bad.
>>706802355
Point out halloween is a pagan European holiday and if they aren't both they have no right (by their own logic) even talking about it let alone celebrating it.
>>706802355
image how miserable these people are, trying to subvert society like a good little programmed robot
>>706804670
this
>>706804871
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
>>706804506
I like it!
>>706802355
Its "trick or treat."
Trick OR treat.
The contract here is very simple.
If you don't get the treat, they get the trick.
>>706802355
>>706802463
I would rather just buy my kid candy than deal with these people. Luckily I live in Florida instead of Californiastan and have never seen a person like this my entire life.
>>706802355
Just put a dick pic on their wall and thank them for the fap material. That should trigger an embolism in the cunt.
>>706805145
>Luckily I live in Florida
You might be the first person to ever say that and mean it.
California is a million times better than your shitty humidity factory you call a state by the way. Enjoy all the jobs you don't have while I'm out here paying more for rent every month than you probably make in a year.
>>706804882
It's actually sad though and it's why I spend so much more time on Something Awful than here lately. They can still take a joke and understand internet culture over there. 4chan has totally lost touch and has been so taken over by /pol/tards that it really is nothing but angry, stupid children left getting trolled constantly by the left.
It honestly couldn't be easier at this point to rustle a white boy's jimmies.
>>706802463
>promotes rape
>pirate
Well that is true, they do it for the booty
>>706802355
>is on facebook
>complains about shit posted on facebook
What were you doing outside 4chan in the first place?
>>706802770
Yup, and so swear to God that if I see one nigger wearing anything remotely white, ill beat them with an extensioncord
>>706805580
It was my own fault. True.
Here's an idea, GIVE THEM KIDDIES EXTRA CANDY if the shills won't give.
It's sad that opinions have become so extreme, that people have a hard time recognizing satire from the real thing.
>>706805580
Recon, i think.
>>706802761
I thought a woman had a right to do what she wants with her body, and if she wants an abortion or to eat GMO food, it's none of your business.
>>706805797
Poe's law is strong with this one.
>>706802355
No, it's someone who just recently started researching wicca but doesn't know what they're talking about. Samhain is a festival that represents the dying of earth so it can be reborn again I'm spring. Samhain is a time where Wiccans can do stronger rituals and spells because reasons that would take to long to explain here. But this is someone who takes things too far, Wiccans believe that if you harm someone in any way, three times the amount of harm you did will come back to you. It's kinda like the Wiccan version of karma. They really didn't want to harm someone through choice in costume so they wrote this idiotic Facebook post.
>>706805797
Only retards like you find on /b/ and KiA are actually fooled by this kind of satire though. Straight white males are so sensitive they'll clutch their pearls at any troll who attacks them online. They're the easiest targets I've ever seen online.
>>706802761
The majority of the food we eat is GMO. If this were true then 90% of women that eat have miscarriages. This logic fails.
>>706803218
No, the premise is you're a faggot.
/throwing insults at people yo don't know IS fun!
>>706803851
good guy france
>>706803218
You got trolled faggot thats a pornstar. The first one i can believe but the others are retarded.
>>706805929
Well something 8/10 first time pregnancies do end in chemical miscarriage so technically the stat is close to correct.
>>706804670
oh look its the paid shills again. .25 sheckels to you my pathetic friend enjoy your circle jerk and kill yourself as soon as your depression kicks in again from your hard life of mooching off your parents. Also im not even white and everyone in this thread is joking around and just having some fun, your projection is fake and gay.
>>706806242
But not as a result of eating GMO. Correlation does not prove causation
>>706805845
>>706805911
You two need to learn to read. I said, "people", I didn't say I was among them.
I do believe, with the advent of the internet we are exposed to more extreme opinions. This makes it difficult for some people to tell the difference between actual opinion and satire.
>>706806377
Does not compute. Does not compute. Initiate self-destruct sequence. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. I love you Hillary!
>boom
>>706802355
> microagression
My favorite word that i didnt hear til 2016
>>706805479
>pretend to have a conversation with other people but just posting your own responses
>continue to make stupid and false observations of things that aren't even happening
>????
>money deposited into chequeing account
just think for a second, your job, your livelihood is to try and troll /b/. You're pathetic.
>>706805294
What world do you live in.
California is a liberal shit hole of awful ideas mixing together in a dry melting pot.
Every day I wish for the destruction of or the splitting of it up into several different states.
As of right now they are a contained cancer
>>706806450
Oh I know I'm just saying that even though it's a troll image they could still be showing a correlation with it even if they didn't mean to.
>>706806377
See what I mean though? Look how sensitive and childish you're being and I'm positive that there are a lot of people in this thread who aren't just joking around. White boys really are getting fooled this easily.
>>706806829
Pretty much
>>706802355
Not completely sure, but I think that fb account is an expert troll.... There's just no way it can be real.
But then again, I never thought a lot of things that come out of tumblr could be real, and yet here I am... A disgusting, oppressive, cis-male....
>>706806718
Microaggression talk has been floating around the Internet since at least the early 2010's so I envy your ignorance.
>>706805911
Where is this hysteria and sensitivity you are seeing everyone in this thread is just laughing at a stupid photo. Your the only fag here boiling over how triggered everyone is you just being a hypocrite or a paid shill
>>706806718
It's a really fun concept though, now it's possible to offend only people who deserve it if you want to.
>>706806722
Actually I'm immensely successful.
See this brand new car?
>I got it from trolling.
This beautiful house?
>I got it from trolling
This fat wife?
>I got it from trolling.
Stay mad white-cuck.
>>706802355
>more tolerant
>by being more intolerant
>>706802355
Basically, Gay Dancing Indigo is asking you to make your children look like SJW's.
>>706805141
I hope today's kids aren't a bunch of pussies. I hope they egg and TP the shit out of SJW houses for ruining their fun
>>706806829
>liberal shit hole
Oh I get it now you're a Trump voting faggot.
Stay angry Cleatus. No one is coming for your guns because we know the diabeetus will kill you quick enough anyway.
>>706802355
Tumblr is what happens when a vocal minority on the internet tries to take it off the internet.
>>706806877
Again not white, no is acting out of the ordinary or over-reacting your a paid shill and either a nigger or a faggot, learn how to read you cunt.
>>706804830
But if you teach little children that there are "other" people because of the way they look then your are teaching them racism
you fuck
>>706807074
liberals are the most intolerant, biased hypocrites alive
>>706806966
Literally everywhere on this website.
Also you're the only paid shill here but don't expect to get any Trump Buck$ for all your hard work since he never pas contractors like you.
>>706806630
ohhhh mama... they put a spell on muh dick
>>706807198
Look at your sensitive you are.
Also you are white as bread boy so don't pretend that just because your parents were Chinks you weren't raised as white blooded american as possible.
>>706807060
Keep dreaming white-guilt fag. Enjoy your autism. Also you cant show me things through text, you're also retarded.
>>706805538
underrated post
So, how old where you when you grew out of your childish liberal ideas?
>>706802585
>>706807019
I fucking love that game.
>>706803851
>France ain't taking no Islamic shit
>except for the hundreds of thousands of actual Islamic shits they take in to murder French citizens
France is permanently cucked.
>>706806630
shit I wish we had Halloween in my country
>>706803983
Let your boner be the judge anon.
>>706803658
Wouldn't it be racist to assume every native american tribe has the same culture and thus would be offended at the same things?
That would make it hillariously ironic too.
>>706802355
Christ OP, you just got the shit trolled out of you.
>Just what the fuck does tumblr think its doing outside in the real world?
>real world
It's Facebook you dumb cunt.
>>706807353
What is sensitivity to you? Do you know how to use words properly or are you retarded?
>>706807625
No boner = tootsie roll
Some boner = fun size snickers
Full boner = rape
>>706807655
newfag
>>706805538
Top kek
>>706807725
Been here since 2008 but whatever.
>>706802355
Fuck you OP the entire holiday is a complete mockery to those with diabetes, I demand you cease any candy giving while those who could be harmed by it exist.
>>706804670
I don't think that it's alt-right so much as that the majority of people here are under the age of 18. They have no critical thinking skills and are easily led around by the nose. PA requests are laughably easy to make happen now.
>>706803658
It a costume, fag Lord
>>706807151
Not that poster but damn dude you must have an awesome life living it up with aids, no water, more taxes than 90% of the US.
Oh and you can get jailed for "Acting Racist"
>>706807088
only acceptable costume in current year
>>706802761
That's 24k, high-grade, medicinal quality horse-shit right there. Simple cunts.
>>706805538
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy
haha
>>706807151
So I take it you like acting like a pretentious asshole your whole life while smelling your own farts in a cup.
You smug retards
>>706805779
Put up sign
>Did a tumblrfag not give you little shits candy?
>I'll give full bars to anyone who eggs their house.
>Please present empty egg carton and a content smirk in exchange.
>tfw mom dresses you as a schoolgirl
>>706807215
i teach my kids to hate and bully faggots, but especially those useless kids with dykes for "mommy and daddy". my kids fuck them up.
>>706807473
I'm 30 and still staunchly left-wing. How old were you when you decided to turn your back on your fellow man?
>>706808378
Wow, you're dumb as shit anon.
>>706807918
>aids,
Don't have it.
>no water,
Okay this one is a problem but the drought will end one day. Florida will still be a shitty swamp.
>more taxes than 90% of the US.
You say that as if it's a bad thing. A strong tax base is why our state is so much better than yours.
>Oh and you can get jailed for "Acting Racist"
Good. Free speech needs to have limits.
>>706808494
28 and middle-left. I think both sides have the right to exist as long as they don't get too extreme i.e. promote murder or other crimes
>>706808586
>>706807834
As a person with type 1 diabetes, I hope people like you get fucking cancer. It's not caused by eating lots of sugar, and you can literally just take insulin even if you eat more candy than the fattest fucking kid
>>706808586
Wow you are a faggot, you are obviously lying about the aids
>>706803658
I feel the same way about tattoos.
99 44/100ths of people I see with tattoos have done Nothing to earn the right to wear a tattoo.
Me dah were a coal miner. His tattoo was made from coal dust.
Sailors who sailed successfully to distant ports (or Maybe those who swabbed decks on giant steamships and didn't die of diseases caught in ports) earned their tattoos. Polynesians of various sort, Sailors, Soldiers, People with dangerous jobs (miners, hookers), the vile filth that are gang members, prisoners, and others earn their tattoos.
Timmy and Mabel don't deserve tattoos.
It's bullshit if you get a tattoo without earning it, it has no meaning- you merely are a billboard for memes or a vapid person. If you design one yourself, then Maybe you're much less vapid than others, but I guess it's how things have changed.
too fake, i can't even roleplay some anger
Apparently Pepe is a Nazi code now. Bust out the enigma machine so we can decipher this bitch.
>>706808378
So you're 30 and you're still living in a childish fantasy world where everyone has the best intentions for everyone else.
>>706808766
I thought we were pretending to find everything about Halloween offensive
>>706802355
>Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children
>>706805688
kekd
>>706808847
>Nothing to earn the right to wear a tattoo.
Like being friends with a tattoo artist?
Like having 80 bucks all at once?
Take your personal perception somewhere else, faggot. The only think you have to do to earn it is not be a bitch and sit in a chair for more than an hour without pissing yourself.
>>706802463
>Native American
>racist
Muh cultural apopiashun
>Soldier
>Promotes violence
How do they know he's not patrolling
>Police woman
>objectifying
A figure of authority is objectifying? If they're talking about the handcuffs they need to get their mind out of the gutter and learn what handcuffs were originally used for.
I guess everytime a nigger is shot by a police officer it causes a SJW circle jerk so to them it is objectifying.
>Superman
>ablest
Yes as a mere mortal it triggers me every time I see someone with super powers because it's not fair that I don't have superpowers.
>Princess
>Sexist
I guess to them anything feminine is sexist. Forget about all the power she has and the fact that she may one day rule a kingdom. It's sexist because... because... muh feelings. That's why.
>Pirate
>promotes rape culture
That is a very bigoted statement to make. Have they ever met a pirate to paint them all with the same brush like that? So xenophobic.
No but seriously, not every pirate crew raped. For example Ching Shih ordered that if any pirate under her command raped they'd be executed. I'm not saying they were good people, not at all. But it just goes to show that SJWs like to act clever but they don't know fuck all.
>>706803983
Alice from Alice in Wonderland showed up once, maybe 15, had parents chaperoning her, was trick or treating alone- I was speechless and simply dropped a load in her bucket. Probably her mother objected to her costume's nylon hose and short skirt.
Future Cosplayer gets a sugar overdose.
When parents finally let her have some privacy she schlicked herself raw knowing how many men saw her and became instant idiots.
>>706807525
Activists are easy targets.
I can live with this.
>>706809194
Patrolling promotes violence in one's enemies.
>while we're at it
Owning things promotes stealing.
>>706804506
No, you tumbled upon something.
Stumbleupon add in for Firefox lets you randomly watch your browser automatically randomly click on the internet links in an internet page, then do it again.
Tumblr is a trigger-happy person's weaponised add-in "blog" for those who can't into content creation.
>>706809000
No I live in the real world where we are stronger together than apart. You're the one living in an imaginary world where you need your guns and money hoarded for yourself because the enemy is always at the gates.
Grow up and try to understand that we're all in this together.
>>706808928
You can't brainwash in what you already want to do.
>>706808928
Y'all niggas getting trolled
>>706809621
>the media mixes correlation with causation, yet again
Waht a twist
>>706809594
"Stronger together"
how the systems we live in and you take for granted were created and fought for by people with opposite views then you. everyhing in your pathetic delusion, your comfort etc was all paid with blood and sweat of thousands of years of hard work and now you sit here with your autistic shill self trying to make money from ideological trolling you're a parasite and an embarrassment, kill yourself already.
better together, never has proven true in the sense you're fabricating ever in history.
what does holding your elbow and shaking someones hand mean?
Trig or treat
>>706810163
Nig or treat!
>>706805294
California.
Losing jobs everyday.
Taxifornia. You are losing Toyota because you suck at taxes.
California sucks because the houses are so expensive that more poor or lower income people live in apartments or residence hotels than any other state.
I hate Florida just as much. Vapid people in both Cali and "Flarida".
California's population shouldn't exist, you exist on borrowed water, and created the accidental Salton Sea, which is now toxic, drying up, and will blow toxic agricultural pesticide/fertilizer dust all over. It's disgusting how you abuse humans by paying them lower than subsistence wages, allow them to live in buildings without sanitary services, or water and electricity sometimes. California's riches are provided by human rights violations, and subjugation of people.
I'm so glad that our treaty with Canada prohibits taking water from the Great Lakes and diverting it to areas outside the St.Lawrence watershed. You don't live in the desert, arid, semitropical, or other dry-ish regions and expect to keep your population growing. Eventually you will run out of water. Fuck you California. I don't need to Water my lawn, I can take a bath or shower as long as I want, I can flush my fucking toilet every time I pee, not like disgusting Californians who keep it stinking in their toilets until once a day they flush. I can drain my 20x25m pool after playfully dyeing it Orange for Halloween and refill it twice just to get it all out. I can wash my car as many times as I want, and I don't cry when it gets below 70 degrees.
Californians are pussies, the Worst of Americans, and thankfully there will be a time when it all will end after another big fucking quake kills off enough of you. I can't wait until the typhus and tuberculosis you ignore in your working poor population kills you off.
>>706808586
You're the reason I moved from California to Oregon. SoCal fucking sucks and so do most of the assholes inhabiting it.
>>706805294
Why would you Enjoy paying 2600 for rent and earning only 9% more than me or my neighbors?
I own a house of 5 b/r with LR FR DR Kit, 3.5 bathrooms, a four car garage, 1.75 acres and I can fuck my wife and girlfriend in my pool and no one cares.
You live in an apartment? Only losers live in an apartment. I've Never lived in an apartment- not even while in college. I bought a house likely 3X bigger than your apartment.
One shouldn't brag about living in an apartment- it's a waste of a tax credit that you might use if you owned a home.
>stupid Cali bragger boasts of wasting the biggest tax credit that regular people can achieve.
I would fuck that girl in police costume:P
>>706805688
top pip
>>706805688
Use a short USB3 cord, it's legal to brag your wife or servants with anything thinner than your thumb that's shorter than your forearm.
If Muslims want to bring about Sharia Law to my town, I'll agree on a trial basis if I can also bring on some German Pagan Folk traditions such as flaying of missionaries, or burning those who Annoy the Burgomeister-Meisterbughurrdurrdoimelvinuhhduhh.
>>706802761
LULZ.
All cheese you buy in the store is made with GMO rennet (unless you are buying spendy boutique cheese made with baby cow stomachs or vegetarian rennet).
>>706802355
So play their game.
1. Get you kid a TUMBLR XXXXXL sweatshirt (smallest size available)
2. Put it on your kid.
3. Stuff it full of pillows
4. Smear chocolate all over your kid's mouth and face.
5. Smear cheeto cheese all over their mouth and face.
6. Cut their hair short and dye it a funny color.
7. Get them some lens less basic training glasses.
8. Put sweat pants on them and stuff those full of pillows.
9, tie snack food bags to their belt.
10. Make a protest sign that demands the country of Niger change its name.
Your kid is now ready to go trick or treating after you teach them to scream about trigger and the patriarchy.
Your other kids can dress as Chewbacca, and princess Leia (bounty hunter disguise). You dress as Han Solo in carbonite.
>>706812547
Have them scream "Trigger treat!"
>>706802355
People who can't control their own emotions try to control people instead.
