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How bad did I fuck up /b/?
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>>706786652
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Well, with that attitude there's no reason to like her. Sounds like a cunt to me.
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>>706786652
she seems like a bitch. don't worry about it op
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You didn't, she wants you more than ever. Go meet with her and have sex with her right now. She'll play hard to get and say she doesn't want sex but she really does, even if she starts screaming "rape" she really means "I love you and want even more sex".
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>>706786693
This.

Pack your things and move on. Bitches are just bitches. No loss if that's how she's gonna be.
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>>706786693
this. theres plenty of bitches in the world just stop talking to her
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>>706786684
She seems like a bitch, but you seem exceptionally pathetic.
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>>706786757
bro you just got an out
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> you've lead me on
You're done m8.
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>>706786757

>"heh heh, got you! ;_;"
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>>706786738
Lol how is she a bitch. OP sounds like a major weirdo if that really is the longest conversation they have had like she said. And considering her reaction I'd>>706786738
bet it's true.
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just say it was a prank lol
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You've done well.
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>>706786757

Ehhh only way I see forward is to claim hyperbole and immediately ask her out for a CASUAL date.

Else you went full on retard.
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>>706786757
say "yes it's a joke I'm sorry I'm a pathetic loser that can't properly build up a relationship"
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Send her 15 cock pics and i hope you're hung!
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>>706786757
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>>706786652
yeah this always works OP
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>>706786652
Abort Mission. Situation FUBAR.
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>>706786757
you have to answer: yes, everything is a joke hahahaa!!!
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I just broke up with my girlfriend and I have to say that this honestly made me feel a lot better.

Yes you fucked up bad. Enjoy an extremely awkward rest of the school year.
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You're the betaest beta i've ever seen in my whole life. I hope it's bait.
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>>706786890

Good god man, throw yourself a fucking pity party why don't you.
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The only logical way to deal with this is threaten to an hero unless she loves you back.
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U dun goofed
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>>706786652

If this is legit & this chick is somone you only talk to in class & then you text to say you LOVE her and she is the reason you get up etc etc....

Fucking hell dude its bad, why didn't you just ask her out? Play it cool, you're coming across as emotionally immature & clingy who can't control his emotions.

Step up your game OP.
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>>706786890
you're making it worse faggot
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>>706786757
type "it's just a prank bro"
at best she laughs it off at worst you're exactly where you landed yourself in anyway.
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>>706786890
Don't ever message her again. You just keep making it worse.
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>>706786890
NO. SHE JUST FUCKING GAVE YOU AN ESCAPE ROUTE.

Holy shit OP you need to change school asap.
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>>706786890
oh god i feel so fucking embarrassed just reading what you just said.
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>>706786890
Yeah ok I've totally fucked myself in the ass here. Can it be salvaged. Duds decide
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>>706786693
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>>706786777
>ITT: virgins who believe someone reacting to an autistic fuck they barely know springing the love meme on them and then accusing them of "leading me on" is a bitch
Holy shit you guys are too fucking funny
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>>706786848
/thread
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>>706786890
God damn OP, could you be more of a beta faggot?
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thanks for the laugh OP I really needed this
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>>706786890

Man this girl will never talk to you again. I've been there :/
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>>706786890
Now you must learn, girls can be bitches, you don't have to tell them this things if you want something just kiss her without saying nothing, after that is much easier.
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The cringiest thing about this whole thread is that OP is texting himself and posting it on an anonymous forum for a tiny moment of artificial attention. Kys fam
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>>706786890
Well if you didn't sound pathetic before you definitely do now!
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Dude, class is going to be awkward now
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RIP OP
I feel you brah
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you fucked up, my nigga. talkin bout her leading you on n shit. better do what my pic says, my nigga
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>>706786652
>I love you
IN A FUCKING TEXT?
I mean, I know this is /b/, but you are a true autist.
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Send a dick pic she'll change her mind
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Class is gonna b awkward now m8
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>>706786684
>literally the only time we talk is during class. This is actually the longest time we've even had a conversation

my fucking SIDES!!!!!!!
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>>706787032
She said you're partners so you're dating now. Well done OP
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>>706786652
Bahahahaha you BETA fucknut! That's hilarious, thank you... Oh and btw. she won't ever be talking to you again.
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>>706787136
Kek
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>>706787032
You're an hero, anon.
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>>706787032
You had your chance to salvage it, OP. Say it was a dare or some shit and move on.

Fucking hell.
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>>706787032
I gave Tish a handjob under some blankets a few yeas back.
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>>706786890

This is golden, keep it up. Take it it as far as you can and claim it was an edgy prank.
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>>706787032
Holy fuck she's a bitch

I think I love her too OP give me her number
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Is this a cringe thread or are you serious OP?
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>>706787032
say its a fucking joke you autist she gave you an out
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Ayylmao
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>>706787070
> FUCKING /THREAD
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At least tish said you were a funny guy go after her
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>>706787032
Partners? So we're dating?
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>>706787032
you fucked up OP only way you can go is the joke route she might not believe it but its your avenue. "fucking tish I wanted to string that out longer" then change topic as soon as you can faggot
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>>706786815
preach it man! OP is a beta loser, who doesn't talk to her, and then springs this kind of shit on her, ohhh may how her juices must be flowing.
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Tell her it was autocorrect mistype
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>>706787233
kek, winrar!!
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<OP
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>>706787199
dunzo
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send her a pic of you dick with the caption: "still think its a joke?"
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>>706786652
Great job
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>>706787217
This lol.
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>>706786890
ARHAHAHAHHAAHAH THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER! TY TY! You weird pathetic fuck.
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When I was 14 I did something similar in person. It went just like this and I still look back and think 'what the fuck was I thinking'.

If you're still under the age of 18 (which lets face it, is probable) its just gonna be one of those dumb things you did as a kid. If you're not, maybe you should give up on women and live the life of a eunuch.
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>>706787254

no nigger

>>706787199
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>>706786890
Is this a cringe thread now?
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>>706787233

THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
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Tell her that Tish took your phone!! and ask Tish to do you a favor and say that is true
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>>706787268
This!!
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>>706787032
Say "look, I was joking, however there was some truth to the comment, from what I've seen (very little) you're great, so my grand plan was tell you I was joking and ask you to lunch to get to know you better


Faggots will say "that's beta" but she doesn't like confrontation she said "don't jump up on me like that or some shit blah fucken blah" so beta this and alpha the "lunch" the lunch is a date but don't call it that or admit it is
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>>706787268
KEK
DO IT OP
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Post her lewds
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>>706787233
Do this and just keep replying your usual cringey shit. Then just laugh when you see her in person.

Only chance assuming this is real. Fuck it op might aswell post pics.
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You did dun goof'd, but I hate that fucking heartless bitch.
Zero sympathy for a guy who likes her. Worst kind of woman.

You are better off without her, OP. She's a cold-hearted bitch.
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>>706786652
Lemme give you this. Dont be this pathetic ever again. Dont let them have this much power. Own up to your balls.
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>yOUR ONLy HoPE Is to SAY you JUst GoT ouT of A RELatiONship & GeT PITy
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>>70678731
>>706787268

DO IT
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Well OP, it turns out she's a bitch.
Forget about it and move on.
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>>706787196
Yes OP, this anon gave me the best idea. Share her number with us!!!!
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>>706787331
guaranteed suicide OP
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>>706787032
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>>706787331
Are u autist bro?
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Please post her number I hate that bitch and I don't even know her
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I love how he posted looking for help and litterally followed nothing anyone said.
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Don't worry OP.

I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea.

Plant your roots in me.

You're a diamond.
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>>706787426
Abandon thread
5/10
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>>706787331
>DATE ME
>NO DON'T I WAS JOKING
>BUT NO PLEASE DATE ME

Flip-flopping and pulling 180's makes you look like a pussy. Best just cut your losses OP.
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>>706787426
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>>706787426

troll thread verified... no way this is genuine
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>>706787034
Virgin white knighting and trying to convince himself he is an alpha.

I agree he is at fault but you went full retard, and she's an over-dramatic cunt that could have just said, no sorry i dont feel that way, never did.
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>>706786652

OK I'm not a /b/tard so I should be more normal than all you fucks. Listen op..

The mistake you made was not saying you love her but sounding so desperate about it. The best thing now is make her think it's not a problem at all. Say something similar to I love you so what? exactly like it's It's normal for you to feel that way and stick with the idea whatever she says
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>>706787426
YOU FUCK. I GOT DUBS YOU LYING BASTARD!!

my kek smite you for you filthy lies

>>706787199
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>>706787331
Roll for this, just be a beta for this, then be alpha at lunch. you have already beta'd hard as fuck, only option op
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>>706787426
This is actually a sad joke...
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>>706787450
Look at the last one he posted. No way it's not fake.
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>>706787390
How is she a bitch? OP is a beta faggot, being an emotionally needy cunt and declaring love to a chick he hardly even knows. It literally couldn't be any more pathetic.
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>>706787426
Nigger say

>>706787233
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>>706787426
you had genuinely good suggestions in this thread m8, ya don goof'd
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>>706787426
jesus christ
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>>706787450

correct... troll thread
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>>706787426
I refuse to believe you are this autistic
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>>706787426
Holy shit this just keeps getting better
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>>706787426
You led me on until this point, but gonna call fake and gay on this one. No one is this autistic.
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you better not be from bel air OP
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>>706787426
Confirmed troll
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>>706787450
>I love how he posted looking for help and litterally followed nothing anyone said.
When did anyone EVER follow anything people tell them on the intaRwebz.

POST HER PHONE NUMBER OP !
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>>706787426
I sincerely nobody is so autistic on this planet...
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>>706787426
god dammit I really wanted this to be genuine
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>>706787032
PLAY IT OFF. YOU CAN STILL SALVAGE THIS BUT AFTER YOU PLAY THIS OFF YOU NEED TO BE MORE ALPHA. God man you need to fucking chill out. Say "haha yeah it was a joke, I'm really good huh?"
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fucking shit op

The greatest of Autismos. Send her a pic of you laughing
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>>706787032
>no can't be salvaged
best you can do is say "oh hey ok, sorry I misunderstood!"

and leave it at that. do not contact. do not act ashamed. do not act embarrased.
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>>706787532
truth

abandon thread
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>>706787268
FUCKING
DO
IT
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>>706787426
You are the ultimate prankster.
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>>706787426
Suggested word is 'mummm', what even are you?
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>>706787487

OK never mind you already replied. You should have shut the fuck up while you had the chance op
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>>706786652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsgBqX1ZPIM
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I seriously hope this is a joke, if not you are the biggest beta faggot I have ever seen. God damn can't believe virgins are saying shes a bitch.
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>>706787426
Man at least when i got turned down. It wasnt this bad...
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>>706787451
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It's an Ashlie, Ashley, Ashli, Ashleigh

NEVER trust em
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>>706787532
This
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OP could have been helped but that latest message. Well... I'm just here to see how long before you an hero from the intense bullying after she's shown the whole class your messages.

Should have just ridden the wave dude. Hope you're near the end of your stint at that school otherwise it's gonna be a long few fucking years
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Please stop texting you are making it worse. Now get some money get drunk, pay a whore and forget her
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>>706787426
HAHAHAHAHA
Today op was a massive
>autist
>faggot
>beta
it's a choose your own adventure
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>>706787426
Fucking idiot! Some guy just above got you a date if you used it, now you ruined it, have fucking patience you autistic cunt, read the comment about that "it was a joke, there was some truth to it though"
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>>706787606
>>706787268

You fucking won't.
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Roll for dick pic
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>>706787426
>Telstra

Goddamit! It's just a Aussie shitposting
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B
ABANDON
I
THREAD
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>>706787426
Retry in a few months OP. But as of now this is a get thread.

C
H
E
C
K
E
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N
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S
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>>706787735
this
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>>706787728
Aussies have feelings too ya poofta
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>>706787751
roll
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>>706787726
This
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>>706787699
>Please stop texting you

YOU !

Fuck Off Now
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Op >>706787426
Post her number and well all confess our love to her.
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>>706787426
OP STOP, YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE
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>>706787426

this can't be real
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>>706787767
>Aussies
>feelings

Nice try Bruce
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>>706787792
This plus dick pic
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>>706787426
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>>706786890
underage b&? anyone? no?
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>>706787776
wew lad
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>>706787767
>Aussie cuntz have feelings too ya poofta
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>>706787426
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>>706787268
rolling
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>>706787856
fuck me i was so close
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>>706787426
If this is fucking real, you just keep digging your damn hole. Holy shit dude
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>>706787845
Fake and gay /sage
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>>706787845
hmmm maybe this is genuine? what do you think boys?
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>>706787845
Accept your defeat, OP.
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>>706787426
You shot yourself in the cock.
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>>706787845
Damn dude.
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>>706787845
I haven't felt this cringe in ages. The threads were getting dry and now you're making me feel something again.

Thanks OP.
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>>706787845
Take that advice you pathetic fuck before you make things worse.
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>>706787845
Kekles
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>>706787845
A deep hole like your pussy bitch!
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>>706787767
too right cunt
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>>706787845

it's ogre
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This is pathetic, the golden rule of girls is you dont tell them you like them, let alone that you love them. You are pathetic OP
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>>706787844
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>>706787845
2/10
got me to reply
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S C R E E N C A P
T H I S
T H R E A D
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>>706787845
Not as deep as your hole will be once i'm done with it.
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>>706787916
looks real. If the time is right it's only a few mins old
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>>706787845
she actually sounds pretty cool considering your autistic show
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>>706787845

Send dick pic
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>>706787845
find a red belly black and try and get a bj from it
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ask for nudes faggot
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>>706787888
WINRARRRRRRR dick pick goooo
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>>706787988
Fuhrer dubs

Sieg Heil
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this is fake
op is talking to his self
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>>706787468
this picture doe
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>>706787871
oi cunt dont tell those pooftas we have feelins. fuckin faggot. keep it up and me n my cuzins ll fuckin smash uz at the deli
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>>706787845
All of this could have been avoided if you just have said. "Hey wanna go out sometime"
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>>706788051
This is hard to believe
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>>706787996
I don't know a single girl in real life that texts with perfect sentence structure, no abbreviations, full punctuation and capitalization. It's kind of stretching my suspension of disbelief here.
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>>706787988
Du
Bs
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>>706787728
It's what we're good at...
>go hard or go home cunt
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>>706787845
You're honestly the most beta fucking autist I've ever seen
This is coming from someone who thought he was in with a girl he dm'd for 2 weeks
nothing anyone on this board has ever done will amount to the sheer stupidity you've achieved
Literally;
>You confessed love
>She said wasn't interested
>You pushed further
>She still declined and provided you with out
>YOU CONTINUED TO CUCK
Now she thinks you're a weirdo and doesn't want you to talk to her ever again
you literally went full retard
Please anhero
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>>706787871
Americunts can't handle some aussie banter
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>>706786757
Dude let her rant she will begin to look so crazy
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>>706787845
include me in screenshot!
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>>706787845
I think she likes you
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So tldr, first post asks how much he fucked up, then everything that follows is a bigger fuck up than the previous shit
Nice.
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>>706787845
OP there's nowhere to go now except deeper into the hole. Tell her your friend stole your phone. Add an 'XD' at the end
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>>706788089
>I don't know a single girl in real life
You needs to get yourself out more
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The way to become a powerful wizard is full of feels and suffering OP. But you can do it, feel the anger, feel the sadness, let it overflow. Soon you'll have the strongest magic power the Earth has ever hosted
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>>706788089
Good point, this makes me believe that OP is texting to himself
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>>706787702
fucking kek
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>>706788089
The smiley face in the first post. This could be legit.
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>>706788089
oh they're out there, few and far apart though
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>>706788089
then you're speaking to the wrong girls anon.
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>>706788146
It's a school night, son.
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>>706787136
This is a very underrated post
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IIT: OP is a massive uber beta faggot who literally cannot stop digging that hole
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>>706787845
Say this "look, I feel I lead you on HARD now because you messaged that whole paragraph, I originally planned it to be a joke and got too scared to say "Just joking!" My original intention was to ask you to lunch, not a date, but I, as you said earlier, don't really know you, so I wanted to get to know you better. there was some truth to what I was saying because I do like you, but I don't know you well enough to really say that so I just wanted to shout you a meal and talk/get to know each other"


Beta as fuck but don't have a choice
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>>706788089
same. see the problem is that in order for that disbelief to be suspended when stuff is so obviously fiction, a narrative has to be compelling. guy falls in love and moves too fast? yeah havent heard that shit before. fucking cliche hacks amirite?
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>>706788236
rekt
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>>706788236
simple kek
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>>706788236
good job faggot
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>>706788236
Knew it all along, obvious as fuck man
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>>706788236
i don't know what i was expecting
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>>706788236
I love you OP
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>>706788236
I fucking knew it
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>>706788193
No that's the way people talk when they businesszoned someone
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>>706788178
Careful with that spooky shit, nigger.
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>>706788265
This, can still salvage and go on a date
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>>706788125
aussies are ruining this board.


PERTH FUCKIN REPRESENT CUNTS.
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>>706788089
That's because one of two things:
>you are underage and message underage girls
>you are of age and message underage girls
Kys
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>>706788236

I realized something was off after reading this one >>706787845 so you didnt get me faggot.
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this thread killed my mdma high
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>>706788265
> an autist giving an autist advice
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>>706788236
Most of /b/ called bullshit quite some time ago.
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>>706788336
This
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troll or not this is a great example of how to make sure a girl NEVER wants to fuck you.

just about zero girls worth shit will be attracted to a man (yes i realise OP is likely a teenager) if he draws pity.

nobody wants to sleep with someone pitiful, so dont try and get pity. or sympathy. its weak and females dont want that piss.

also OP pic of ashlie for threads sake please.

also, also op,
>>706787612
wtf lol. explain
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OP since you already ruined your chance with this one you should reflect on what you did wrong. I'll explain it to you so you can get started on self-reflection.

You jumped straight to "i love you". That is absolutely fucking wrong. That just sounds absolutely insane and clingy to just about everyone. Your only contact with her was in class. Then you randomly jumped to professing your love for her over a text. You don't love her, you don't even know what love is. You simply had a romantic attraction to her.

What you should have done with those feelings is ask her out. You don't jump straight to "i love you" with anyone. There is no such thing as love at first sight. That's just basic attraction, not love. It often takes people months of dating before anyone is willing to cross the love line.
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>>706786890

Dont fucking apologize for your feelings anon. Fuck her. SHe sounds like a cunt. Post her nudes
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>>706786652
>Flirting with me forever

Probably said hi to him when they walked past each other.
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>>706788236
Noice Op
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>>706788236
enjoyed/windows98
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>>706786652
Wait, this isn't a cringe thread?
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>>706788383
It was b8 faggot
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>>706787032
DUDE!!!

She's throwing you a Fucking line!!!!

Just say aaaah you got me!!!
Just woke up and the day felt like it needed some cringe!! ;)
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"Ashlie" is this guy's faggot friend, and you faggots are getting trolled.
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>>706788436
its like 2.5/10 bait
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>>706787032
>>706787199

Definitely don't say it was a joke. You should say "yeah it does kind of make you look like a bitch, apology accepted" and then be ice cold to her
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>>706788236
Oh well it was fun while it lasted. If any of you were laughing as much as I was I hope you had fun. Take more precaution next time one of these threads pop up.
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>>706788383
Slowpoke
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>>706788336
Yo 6084 reporting in
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>>706788383
here's your reply, you can stop refreshing now. go to bed.
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>>706787426
Dude you fucked up.. you should have kept it going. You should have made it a running joke and just kept saying more outlandish things.
Rip op
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>>706788495
fake or not, thanks for the laughs OP
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>>706788514
4815 yo
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>>706787032

say that you had been bet that you wouldn't hit on her but since you found her attractive, you figured you'd go ahead with the bet. can't go worse than what you've already said.
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>>706787468

Love that dino
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>>706788495
>Take more precaution next time one of these threads pop up.
Wait, so is Ashley real or not ?
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>>706787845
I think you shold reply one more time OP. She may give in and go on a pity date if you ask.
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>>706788563
The fuck state has a 4? Tas? Are you in Perth in Tas?
>2-headed cousin fucker
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>>706788495
see
>>706788468
>>706788426

u r such a master trel
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>>706787268

Best suggestion in here
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>>706788514
6104 nigga hows the fuckin weather in bullsbrook?
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>>706788495
i got a giggle from the first 2 or 3 messages at least
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>>706788665
Shit as fuck, bring winter back
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>>706788644
its queensland nigga, just google it its 4 digits. he's near townsville. which is bumfuck nowhere but i hear its alright.
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>>706788603
are you retarded?
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>>706786652
Bad, you already set failure in with "lead me on" bit.
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>>706788722
man we had severe weather warnings like 3 days ago. it was hailing in belmont.
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>>706787845
Get another partner fella. Do what she says but not because she's saying it but because she's right. Chin up and don't you ever dare being this much of a faggot again. Move.the.fuck.onto.the.next. Dont say she lead u on, u sound like a rapist. Be responsible for your actions. "I find you cute and we should fuck" you'd already be getting your face sat on my lad.
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>>706788751
>are you retarded?
What do you mean. Look at the top of the screen cap. Her name was Ashlie
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>>706788740
Still a 2 headed cousin fucker cunt
>>706788811
So what? I don't like sun, or heat, and it's coming...
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>>706788495
thanks for the laughs OP
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>>706788495
>>706788236

OP here, this wasn't me. I was afk for a while. She's not text me back yet but all the other messages were legit
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>>706788495
Hahah only one person could be this autistic
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>>706787426
the autism level is so high I can't handle myself to not cringe
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>>706788924
fairo, i love winter when its summer and summer when its winter. basicallly all weather sucks.
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>>706788975
bull shit post screenshot of you sending a dick pic in that conversation
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>>706788495
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>706789186
detected
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>>706786652

you should have just asked her out. learn from your mistake and succeed with the next girl!
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>>706789182
wtf? Why would I fuck this up even more with a dick pick? I feel dumb enough already without sending nudes
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>>706788495
This is why I hate fucking Aussies. Social autists
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>>706789438
>This is why I hate fucking Aussies
Feeling is mutual, cunt.
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>>706789320
you need to turn into an alpha you stupid faggot, there is nothing more alpha than showing her your dick unasked.
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>>706789186
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>706789747
I dunno man. I think I should just leave it, I really fucked up here. Any suggestions on what I could say at this point? I don't want to end up on some kind of register.
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>>706788495
I think there are a shitload of people on here who mistake any sort of attention from a chick as romantic interest.

I also think there are many who would write some weird overtly long declaration of love instead of playing casual.
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>>706789890
if this is really you OP, say thanks not telling anybody about this autistic conversation, tell her you are mortified and will never speak to her again.

she'll be dissapointed. grils like to have the knowlegde that somebody likes them, telling her you will not be interested in her anymore might be your only hope.
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>>706788236
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I just reported this thread. /b/ is going down the shitter, might as well take the biggest turds with
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>>706788495
mate i don't think you should underestimate the autism capacity of b/tards
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>>706788236
Haha you got me real good good job man
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>>706787248
Finally people get it.
OP just kill yourself.
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>>706786652
>>706786684

You are an idiot and this is the cringiest thing I've seen so far today.
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>>706787829
Fucking lol, it's funny because we actually are all named Bruce.
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>>706788495
>Take more precaution next time
lol you're acting like we caught an STD or something. Fucking with aspie OPs is one of /b/'s favorite pasttimes.

You're like a pro wrestler who puts on a pretty good match and then at the end you're like "hah, it was fake all along! Be more careful next time". Like, I'm here for entertainment, what are you here for?
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>>706787268
OP DON'T BE A BETA DO IT!
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Anyone who didnt catch on after it said "now i look like a bitch" is retarded
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>>706786684
>literally the only time we talk is during class
You absolute fucking sperglord
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I am astounded that so many people find it acceptable to confess your feelings in a TEXT MESSAGE. Be a fucking man and do it to her face, you god damn pussies. What the fuck is this shit? If I were a girl, I'd lose my shit if some guy did that to me.

Women want romance. Not text messages. You may think it's less stressful for you to avoid confrontation and do it on the phone, but it's also much easier for HER to tell you to fuck off (like the OP) for the same reason.

Do it to her FACE and stop acting like millennials that can't handle a little social pressure.
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>>706787845
man she likes you, keep going, this is just what women do.
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>>706786652
Op that was beta as fuck ...

see how she turned it around and managed to blame you for making her feel bad tho ? that's what women do. a man would have kept it to "i'm sorry". bitches always have to blame whoever they feel is responsible for feelings they don't want to have. live and learn. move on.
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>>706790670
>older than 40 years old faggot detected
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>>706787032
>I literally only gave you my number because we're partners
Oh, god, OP. My fucking sides. You absolute sperglord, thank you.
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>>706790828

I am definitely older than 40. But that doesn't make doing it to a person's face less respectful than a TEXT MESSAGE. Age has nothing to do with it. You earn massive brownie points if you're the only guy that balls-up and tells her to her face. The fact that you're all a bunch of faggots that send SMS hearts makes the people that with balls and respect who tell a girl to her face that much more likely to get laid. This is not rocket science. Women are not that difficult. This is why none of you get laid.
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>>706791006
lmao whatever you say old timer. things are different in mordern times m9
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>>706791225
>things are different in mordern times m9

Sure thing, bro. Why don't you go ask a real woman's opinion instead of trying to justify your weakness on /b/.
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>>706791785
opinions would differ with age of the women you would ask. for some reason old fucks like you think texting something instead of saying to their face is disrepectful, which is utter horse shit.

sure, face to face has it's merits, but old fags blow texting out of proportion of how beta or disrespectful it is. you can still text and be alpha
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