You have exactly ten seconds to name a better chocolate bar than a Snickers
<protip> You're can't m8
>>706784493
Picknic
Bounty / lion / mars you tasteless nigger
>>706784493
Lion Bars
</protip>
>>706784600
>mars
Basically a Snickers minus peanuts
>>706784493
Fucking Boost FTW.
>>706784493
There you go. Fixed it for ya.
>>706784493
snickers with almonds
>>706784493
Chokito
Snickers are squeezed staight from the Devil's ass-hole!
>>706784576
also known, in the land of the great satan, as the baby ruth. superior, even if it does look like a turd.
perhaps BECAUSE it looks like a turd. perhaps you could pay a really hot woman to eat one from between the buttocks of another hot woman, and sell the vid online.
I work at the snickers factory. I get to eat all the snickers I want for free. I don't like snickers anymore.
>>706784685
snickers is a Picnic bar with less peanuts.
more peanuts is better, because it kills off the faggots with peanut allergies.
>>706784493
Kitkat
Wagon Wheels.
>>706784663
Fuckin pisses me off when people don't properly use tags.
>>706785569
isnt that like a large biscuit
>>706785392
Hitler should have gone for those faggots first.
>>706784493
CRUNCH > Snickers
>>706784493
Ovomaltina
U aricucks addicted to sugar
>>706785475
That's right
>>706784493
>>706784493
easy
>>706784493
<protip> I am can m8
>>706785709
forever toblerone
>>706785608
they used to be very large biscuits with marshmallow filling. over the years they got smaller, and now they're just normal biscuits. with marshmallow filling.
>>706785617
hitler was a vegetarian! he probably had peanut allergies too.
>>706785695
turkish delight is actually sodomising heroin traffickers. go see the film "midnight express".
>>706784493
Here's the best chocolate bar in the world
>>706785709
>toblerone
bought a huge one of those at the airport before i went overseas. took me a month to finish the fucker. shit was SO cash #coolstorybro
>>706784493
Niggers
>>706785709
how_do_you_eat_this.jpg
Easy.
Also, your grasp of English is attrocious OP.
>>706785894
Your a moran!
>>706784493
Best chocolate bar right here!
double fuckin decker
>>706785894
>attrocious
>atrocious
topkek
>>706785992
I don't own "a moran"... what is an "a moran"?
>>706786049
This man has a pretty huge dick.
Double deckers are the fucking best, everything else is pussy tier.
>>706786049
yup!
>>706786027
>people fap to this
Valrhona.
>>706786137
I sure do!
>>706786410
Your mom must be proud, unless she seppuku'd herself out of shame.
>>706786455
>implying my mum knows about this
>>706784493
Wispa
>>706784493
Anything from Copeneur.
>>706784493
I am can't, appearently.
Deep fried Snickers.
KitKat mf
>>706784493
Kit kat
It's like cat food for humans...
>>706784493
competition is over.
>>706784493
Twix
"Fra havets dyb til langebro, Raider, er dobbelt så go'..."
Pussy
>>706785475
Overpriced shit tier 'chocolate'
>>706785005
Winner
Maple Bun
No pic because fuck you I cant find one in ten seconds.
>>706789733
I assume you haven't tasted it.
Because if you had, you would no longer look at any normal american chocolate as chocolate.
>>706789815
american chocolate tastes like cardboard compared to this.
>>706789815
I'm a eurofag, Lindt is just 'that European fancy shit' and they sell it just like you did, comparing cultured <insert anything european> to shit tier <anything america >.
And people like you buy into that shit. Also cote d'or is god tier chocolate
>>706789815
No 'mercan has ever tasted real quality.
It's all fatty cocoa butter and sugar with them.
Actual chocolate would knock them out.
>>706790070
this is legitness
>>706784493
turkish delight
Swiss chocolate is a chocolate that you can eat pure, one piece at a time, and truly enjoy it. American chocolate is not chocolate. It's chocolate flavored.
>>706790078
Hey, i can believe real swiss chocolate is better than lindt's swiss chocolate. But lindt's swiss chocolate is miles better than any normal american chocolate.
Twix
>>706785721
>mint chocolate
I wish I could vomit onto you through the internet
toblerone
>>706791406
What is taste?
Does it differ?
Is it subjective?
You guys are shit tier
>>706791466
I think you misunderstand the point of this thread kiddo.
Milky Way, fuck caramel
GooGoo Bars are amazing
>>706791675
I know, I know, it's /b/ - we're all supposed to be hateful and unpleasant.
Butterfingees
>>706791871
It's like you're trying to be as bland and boring as possible.
These are hands down the tastiest chocolate bars you will ever eat
>>706784493
lion
>>706784493
Reeces Fastbreak
>thread
Take 5.
>>706792165
I just behave like an (almost) normal human being.
In that I'm thoughtful, polite yet direct and I don't resort to name calling.
I represent 0,08% of 4channers. Small group of nice people.
>>706784493
snickers 3x chocolate. eat shit
>>706784648
>lion
>see it posted a few times
ausfag here, not sure they sell em here
>>706792332
>>706792458
Man I'm glad we're about to get shut down, being surrounded by boring fags like you would just be the worst.
Is your pussy as big as it sounds like it is?
>>706784493
>>706792458
shut up, faggot. kys
Dog chocolate.
One of the few things I can actually taste.
>>706792801
>cadbury
meh tier
am can
>>706792744
>>706792863
I see you represent the other 99.2%. (the 4chan norm)
I wonder, is it a knee-jerk reaction of all 12-16 year old boys to behave in a manner which they know would earn them their parents disapproval?
Are you really that predictable?
>>706793043
>fedora intensifies
>>706793043
Can you feel Jesus giving you a reach around every time you act smug and morally superior on the Internet?
>>706784685
Sncker = Mars, ruined by peanuts.
>>706793166
Pussy? Check.
Kys? Check.
Fedora? Check
It's like you're not even trying anymore.
Next it'll be neckbeard, fat, neet, kid, and loser etc.
>>706793310
I don't act. I AM clearly morally superior.
Which of course means you're morally inferior.
Deal with it.
>>706789660
Here its been renamed twix for decades. Where the fuck is it from?
>>706793417
It's from long ago, I just tossed that in to see who'd remember.
>>706793407
If you were actually morally superior you wouldn't be sitting here wasting time with us.
Also I like that you didn't deny the implication that you had a cock up your ass. Shows honestly.
>>706784493
The only good thing about Snickers is hearing Americans trying and failing to pronounce it properly
>>706793407
i heard like big black cocks in your ass. i've got a black friend if you have the gaping asshole. meet me halfway here
>>706793669
So predictable.
Are you 12? 15?
Or do you just behave like that?
>>706793830
English? Not your first language?
twix
>>706793881
my first language was jibberish. i assume no one came out their moms vagina speaking fluent english. well except for you, right?
>>706793881
Still not denying it I see, and again if we're such predictable 12 year Olds why are you surrounding yourself with us?
>>706784493
Twix
>>706794140
>>706794263
Mmmm, give me more (you)s boys.
You're doing well.
>>706785794
i've seen darker chocolate than that.
>>706794429
You
You
You
You
(You)
You
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You
You
(You)
You
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You
You
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>>706794429
See, being argumentative IS fun, this concludes your 4chan newfag orientation. Feel free to fill out an instructor evaluation form and shove it up your ass, if you can possibly fit anything else up there.
>>706785893
little triangles side by side. you just peel off a triangle and eat it. like an awesome chocolate pretzel
>>706794579
>>706794661
You are fags.
Now give me some more (you)s.
>>706784493
Cookies n creme hersheys bar
>>706795083
Gtfo with this bullshit. It's one step up from a god damn skor bar.
>>706784493
your mom's fucker.
>>706784493
2 snickers
>>706784493
Snickers 2 pack
>>706785721
The most disappointing chocolate bar ever :(((((
>>706785005
My almonds are unactivated
>ctrl f
>no mr goodbar
All you niggas need to upgrade your taste this instant.
The Moro Bar - is it available outside NZ? I used to love them. They were even marketed as the 4th best seller in NZ lol.
>>706784493
Hershey's milk chocolate
>>706784720
salty turd
>>706784493
Whatchamacallit
Any Marabou
fukken bait
Toblerone
> /thread
>>706792249
Is that just a Boost Bar with a different name?
>>706800646
They're available in Australia, but I've only ever seen them in mini-size in boxes of Cadbury's Favourites.
Also Moro Bar's are just Cadbury's version of a Mars Bar.
>>706784493
NO ONE CAN MATCH ME
FUCK OFF FAGGOTS
KINDER MILK SLICE MASTERRACE
>>706803178
Was gonna say milky way but yeah almost any bar by cadbury
>>706784493
I don't eat chocolate OP... sorry...
>>706802094
I visited Sweden and tried this. Holy shit, it's on a whole other level. I think the ones I tried was one with orange, and the 'Daim' from your picture which was some kind of crunchy almond. Probably the best chocolate I've ever tasted, and it was not even super expensive.
>>706804614
This is like a downgraded icecream sandwich.
Ain't nothing better
>>706784493
Zero. But snickers are top tier
>>706784493
> implying snickers is the best chocolate bar
Do you live under a rock?
Ez
>>706792371
Pinnacle of CandyBar Technology. Snickers is like arguing race wars after cotton gin is created.
>>706786588
MARATHON!
>>706807340
You're not my mother you fat lard.
I make my own chocolate bars
theres even a corn edition
>>706810284
I prefer Blue Hedgehog Chocolate, aka Speed Bars.
>>706810284
noice
>>706784927
How have I never seen those before?
Also, Twix
>>706793318
This. Every time I've had Snickers I've never liked the peanuts in it,