New YLYL
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New YLYL
>>706779319
STALE
>>706779319
Heh ... not bad, baby. Not bad. Meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It is much more humid ... I can say that it is behind some would say ... there are many things quotable ...
But not all sunshine Memeing and rainbows, baby. Have you suffered so much ... I can say. But do you have what it takes to be Memester? Join the ranks of these esteemed memes? Call yourself a member of the corps in the year Ruseman? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that, it takes the heart. Memesters world class - I mean big guys, like Johnny and Billy Hammersticks Kuahana - they are there day and night, burning midnight oil, meme, worked tirelessly to craft the next great meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 per cent work, new meme fail. Someone dismissed as bait or says he is "tryhard" or ignore it, they will copy / paste copy paste them shit last job coming up with pathetic excuses Members at discounted prices on Reddit. Mem play rough, baby, and I do not mean the one you just lost a ^). This is a rough business, and every craftsman you meme meme bakery boats, some 9gag cocksucker scene of a duck or some shit they do not have a million different names, Johnny associated with different captions milion. Chin, baby. Do not get all mopey me. Do you have a skill. Do you have any talents. Only you have to drive.
See you in the sheets ...
>>706779319
Reported for racisim.
Hey ... not bad, baby. Not bad. Mimi, I mean. Not bad. The first attempt good. The patient is more fluid ... I can say tattoos reduction in RAI say ... there are many kvotable ...
Of the contract can be rainbows memeing brackets sunlight, baby. Kai patient has suffered so ... I can say. Than you OES memester's what it takes. History in file systems Mimi popular? Call aelod body in ruseman year; Memeing takes talent, and the weakness of the tattoo without truth. More than tattoos, take heart. Memesters world - I mean the big players, such as Johnny and Billy hammerstikx kuahana - are "there day and night, burning the midnight oil, Mimi, she worked tirelessly to create the next great meme.
And you know what, kid? Gvaith 99 percent, Mimi's new fail. Rejection of one deputy bait or says he is «trihard" or ignored, which means copy / paste copy paste shit last job coming up with exkuses pathetic discount members to a friend. M play rough, baby, and I do not mean one has lost only chi ^). this is the work of casual, pAL K Mimi rights Mimi Boats bakeries, Ray 9 Gag kokxukker scene duck shit I have a roof over Ray need to OES million different constellation, tied Johnny with different suspension million. Chen, my child does not take could you Maffei. you have the ability . you unrhiv talent. only OES command key.
See you on paper ...
>>706779727
OK not funny
>>706781205
Lost XD
>>706779727
Dude...
>>706781432
>>706780138
funniest thing in this thread is you two pussies
>>706781708
Did he actually cut them or it's just a prank bro
>>706781313
that is some neck breaker right there
>>706781509
relax tryhard. its not that funny, like everything else in this thread
>>706781774
I bet they are earpods. which is not so expensive
>>706781893
girls are funny you asshole
get over it
>>706781941
it's long enough for me to cum
>>706781904
>he's poor so it's funny to ruin his shit
>>706781774
they were ready cut. look at his hand where the wire is.
>>706781887
ouch
>>706781787
Oh god
>>706781787
>Jerking off in the street
>surprise to get caught
What ?
>>706781745
FUCKING LOST
>>706781998
Such a shit gif I can't tell.
>>706781670
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit"
>>706781987
I think few dozen bucks is worth it if you can turn it into a dank meme
Fresh from yesterday.
You're TEARING ME APART, LISA!
>>706782118
it's like watching a chicken mcnugget do karate. wtf man.
>>706781654
Fucj
>>706782026
Sneak has increased to 97
>>706782118
>>706782118
Shit, would never mess with him.
>>706780138
>>706781432
Fuck off newfags
>>706782259
I actually lol'd at this comment
>>706782118
why.....................................................????
>>706782287
omfg anon.
omfg.
>>706782026
Сяiиgз
>>706781851
the full vid with sound is great, the guy turns around and is like "sorry dude, heres 10 bucks"
>>706779727
Wait wtf am I looking at on the right. Someone sauce me some info please?
>>706782118
WTF is this? Stubbs of fury?
>>706782118
>>706782287
Lost. gg every1
>>706781887
That piece of shit deserved that one
>>706783195
>>706783248
i wanna die
https://youtu.be/Ozm96PV-N3A
https://youtu.be/nj412Uhdew0
https://youtu.be/zje-TypAqx8
https://youtu.be/QpZoHSzIPic
>>706782183
I've seen this shit a couple times, but what is this. And why does it kina fuck up my phone
Can someone explain?
>>706782118
>my kid has no legs
>my kid has no arms
well shit lets take him to do some fucking martial arts
>>706782220
What's that pic from
>>706779646
KEK
>>706783285
Too soon
>>706781670
Oh yeah, that donkey died later from a heart attack haha
>>706784015
>>706779646
Fuck off
>>706782026
OMG this guy is Snake!
>>706782026
fuck thats greasy.
>>706781787
I just realized it's his own shoe lmao
>>706779727
HOW DOES SHE USE THE RESTROOM? SHE HAS NO ASS AND SHE MUST SHIT
>>706783452
this site explains it
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Joseph8276
>>706784127
Fucking niggers
>>706782118
>He has a blackbelt
>there are other disabled kids behind him also with blackbelts
This is the illuminati's first generation of super soldiers. They begin with an elaborate ruse designed to lull us into a false sense of security, then they strike. Next thing you know we're all being shipped off to work camps as the new world order is established.
The rise of the cripple.
>>706784015
Wow
>>706784015
>
Fuck off
I dont reply to neither of those post because I wish my mother would die
>>706783285
Too soon
>>706781774
yes
>>706784015
shiiiit
>>706781937
>girls are funny
which ones? Dunham? Schumer? Silverman? Broad City?
None of the above are good examples, yet they're the same tired old whores that always get trotted out.
>get over it you asshole
how about you back up your claims you weak cunt?
>>706779646
aaaaaaaa
>>706784811
Is that a dick or a nipple?
>>706782220
Hi mark
>>706785178
fucking tongue
>>706782220
Hi Mark
>>706782341
Black belt.. doesn't matter I fuck him up.
>>706784127
>2016
>filename is not monkeyseemonkeydo.gif
>>706783266
Oh shit I thought that was Bob from the Oblongs
>>706781313
I hope they called the police. That nigger has an open container of beer in public. Can't our kids bike in peace?
>>706781397
Fuck off
>>706785462
Lost
>>706779727
this isn't a porn thread guize
>>706785725
lol
>>706785587
kek
>>706785725
It is a YLYL not a try to be edgy thread.
See this pick is edgy and funny in a way, but its not YLYL funny like the banana
>>706779319
Heh ... not bad, baby. Not bad. Meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It is much more humid ... I can say that it is behind some would say ... there are many things quotable ...
But not all sunshine Memeing and rainbows, baby. Have you suffered so much ... I can say. But do you have what it takes to be Memester? Join the ranks of these esteemed memes? Call yourself a member of the corps in the year Ruseman? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that, it takes the heart. Memesters world class - I mean big guys, like Johnny and Billy Hammersticks Kuahana - they are there day and night, burning midnight oil, meme, worked tirelessly to craft the next great meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 per cent work, new meme fail. Someone dismissed as bait or says he is "tryhard" or ignore it, they will copy / paste copy paste them shit last job coming up with pathetic excuses Members at discounted prices on Reddit. Mem play rough, baby, and I do not mean the one you just lost a ^). This is a rough business, and every craftsman you meme meme bakery boats, some 9gag cocksucker scene of a duck or some shit they do not have a million different names, Johnny associated with different captions milion. Chin, baby. Do not get all mopey me. Do you have a skill. Do you have any talents. Only you have to drive.
See you in the sheets ...
>>706781937
>Myy vaginnna
>>706782287
Oh lord
>>706784015
fug
>>706783195
Kek
>>706786101
he is saying that your meme is ok. but it could be better. see you next time
>>706783938
This picture has to be atleast 12-15 years old...i wonder what ever happen to this guy?
>>706784436
Gree-hee-heeasy!
>>706779646
FUCK!!!!!
>>706779646
how do u know he from 'murica?
>>706785076
>>706781937
Member when there weren't so many newfags?
>>706784015
suck a dick faggot
>still replying anyway luv u mom
>>706781787
>His reaction as he smells his shoe
The only thing that I can think of is that fucking .gif from Antonio Banderas. Someone POST IT. LMAO.
>>706782026
I've seen a number of his vids doing this to women on /b/. I wonder if he ever got caught.
>>706785462
i can't believe i just lost to that
>>706781654
>>706782118
try kfc's new spicy nuggets
>>706782118
Why tho?
>>706786350
he shaved
>>706785682
I'm not clicking that link. No way Jose.
>>706786813
>rattlebones
kek
>>706786813
won't you buy some of my moss?
>>706786350
I'm pretty sure he co-hoast's game grumps now.
>>706779646
damn
you're good
>>706785587
lost
>>706785587
sauce with sounds ffs
>>706782026
well a shit skin behaving like an animal, stop the presses
>>706779646
Oh. My. What. A shock. If you read this post the post I replied to will be arrested tonight.
>>706780138
>>706781432
Hi newfriends:)
>>706784015
......................
>>706784015
The poster I am replying to will be arrested today
>>706785184
was she trans in the original comic?
>>706779646
not risking it
>>706785462
my mom's a nurse, all my life she's said that when something hurt
>>706781205
Omg xD
>>706781654
Man this looks real.. What the fuck???
>>706779727
The fuck did they do to r2? Hes not even blue anymore.
>>706786477
kek
>>706787631
>was she trans in the original comic?
a dude*
I already have that achievement unlocked! :)
>>706785184
The only reasonable response.
>>706779646
Ueueuueue
>>706784015
Heh
>>706779646
nigger
>>706784015
Fuck
>>706779646
lost
>>706782118
master of unarmed combat
>>706781745
I have watched this movie, its from Ghana. It's fucking hilarious. The plot centers around the struggle between demon soldiers and a prosperity cult called Kaba Church to find the Original Bible and use its awesome powers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-6P4uWCkXo
>>706784015
nigger
>>706788061
I do this with my cat all the time
>>706779646
I ain't even mad. That's awesome.
>>706779319
Black minds splatter
>>706779727
I bet she gives topnotch handjob
>>706784085
fucking liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmMFT68G8lA
>>706781887
confirmed
https://twitter.com/Pi4noBl4ck/status/775127444386902017
>>706779627
Nice copypasta man
>>706779627
I bet your mom has some sweet tits
>>706783266
funniest sex tape ever
>>706784015
heyyy
>>706785316
Shes not wrong
>>706784015
fck
>>706785390
he bob when he swim
>>706779646
Welp
>>706785316
I lose.
>>706785184
Lost
>>706790122
okay
>>706788366
uNDERRATED POST
>>706787772
Only funny pic of this sesame street crap
>>706782118
OK that's just pathetic
>>706783195
He's good at making brekfast
>>706784127
If that laptop bent backwards that easy it's a piece of shit anyways.
>>706788699
This made my day
>>706782347
i´ve even heared the leveling up sound
>>706790563
Nigger strength.
>>706787631
Yeah, Claire was trans. So pretty much, Martin's a fag.
>>706784015
Sheeeeeeeeit
>>706781941
Aw Man i love monty python
>>706790667
Like retard strength but does worse on the SATs
>>706781937
>girls are funny
Now that is wrong you blithering retard.
FACT: Men laugh more at men and women also laugh more at men.
Here have an example, the only funny jokes are clearly made by men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5_IcqrM96M
>>706782287
That was exactly my thought too
>>706779646
nice one
>>706779319
I don't get this picture. Does it have something to do with the colour of the paint?
>>706784015
Hory shiet these are getting weird
>>706781708
This is why you get an iphoe 7. Fucking poorfags never learn
>>706782347
>>706783285
STORY????????????
>>706790878
>>706788699
10/10
>>706781670
ISIS space program
>>706787018
underrated post
>>70678533
lmao
>>706784015
falling too much for this shit
>>706791016
I know nothing but I believe if you kill so many people in GTA (possibly with headshots), you get a special paint for your car.
This is a weirdly colored POLICE car, and poilce only kill black people. So there you go.
>>706783266
Went to high school with that God bothering cunt.
>>706784015
Mijjij
>>706782118
>Partial art
>>706791393
No, it's a nigger joke. Like everything they fuck it up. You are correct in saying it is a GTA reference, but you only get weapon skins for killing so many people. Head shots are irrelevant. Vehicle paints are gotten through driving improvement such as stunt jumps or races.
>>706779646
fuck
>>706784015
nigger
>>706784015
you fuck
>>706787303
>bone app the teeth
>>706791569
Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification.
Weird how my theory is funnier though.
>>706784015
fuck
>>706784015
Dumb
>>706791157
lost
>>706779646
Gig (short for giggle)
>>706786477
I member
>>706788366
kek
>>706780200
But thats an octopus
>>706779646
Oi fuck you!
>>706788699
So underrated
>>706782217
>dank meme
Kys
>>706790063
There's some spicy Italian meme right there
>>706781787
Build wall
>>706788038
thats a different droid dumbass
thats BB-8
>>706782259
>>706784015
Memes
>>706781670
This is ground control to major tom, you've really made the grade.
>>706784015
errty
>>706791962
I agree, i forgot to mention it earlier, was tookek4u
>>706779646
oh now this is new
Tfw these threads are never funny anymore
Tfw it's just a bunch of edgy try hard teens making these threads
>>706781887
>>706784015
>>706782183
I've seen it a couple times too and can't figure out why the Egyptian dude is there. Is it King Wewuz?
>>706791157
LOST
>>706779646
Got em
>>706792002
> kys
>>706779646
Fuck you Tom Brady
>>706791042
Trust me, man, you don't want to know about THAT. That was the time /b/ just went too fucking far...
>>706781670
Hahahahaha!!! And the colors match. From now on this is the Mexican soace program.
>>706781670
Afghanistan's cruise missiles have come a long way.
>>706785684
Nice try, Anita
>>706785001
This faggot piece of shit gets laid and i never got a fuckig blowjob
>>706791393
It's a call of duty reference.
In modern warfare 2, 150 headshots unlocked red tiger camouflage for the gun.
They're saying the police headshot 150 black guys and unlocked red tiger camouflage for their car.
>>706782118
Suddenly Johnnys leg sweep was rendered useless.
>>706779646
reporting the post for being a faggot
>>706788048
>mfw I roll up a Goblin Slaver
>>706779646
You fucking dick
>>706779646
NIGGA I AINT RISKIN THAT SHIT
>>706787303
>niggers
>>706784015
Yikes
>>706781708
Good album tho
>>706781787
Why do you all think this thing is mexican? Can't it be a sandnigger?
>>706780138
>>706781432
what the fuck happened to this place?
>>706791016
>>706791393
>>706791569
>>706791742
http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Tiger_Camouflage
>>706787010
God i need to finish my sword sorcerer character in that game.
>>706784015
ITS THE 2ND TIME FFS
>>706787010
hah, nice
>>706784015
ok
>>706787631
Yep, Marten's a fag like his dad.
>>706792005
One reason I quit drinking kek
>>706779646
Well played
>>706791742
Oh my fucking god. What cave do yoi guys live in?
Gta?
GT FUCKING A?!
Its the red tiger skin from COD, u never played mw2 didnt you?
U get the red tiger paintjob after u get an x amount of headshot.
For fuck sake "u r right ist from gta" fucking bullshit, that paintjob never existed in any gta game
>>706781937
Say it. Say VAGIIIINAAAAAA.
>>706793539
Ken M, senpai <3
>>706788048
Tank Girl 2?
>>706793776
>>706786033
topkek
>>706783452
http://efukt.com/21677_African_Sex_Rituals.html
it´s the punishment of trespassing onto another tribes land
>>706793347
Nigger the only way you would know that is if you actually played the game. You deserve to be triggered retard.
>>706790920
Great moment on qi.
Also emma watsons ass
>>706793990
Ay fuk u too buddy
>>706793990
True but it was one of the most bought and played games ever.
Truples
>>706779319
Hi. I'm your competition, & whether you like it or not, you're being compared to me and guys like me. I don't have noticeable flaws, emotional hangups, or needy tendencies. When I get blown out, I feel sorry for what she doesn't know she is missing. When I close, it's expected, and when I'm gone, women play dj scribbles while they're thinking of me...
While you are playing video games, I am lifting. While you're picking out your outfit, I'm doing crunches so I can take my clothes off. While you're at your job, I'm at my career. While you're hanging in your parents basement, I'm paying off my mortgage. While you're questioning whether or not she likes you, I've already found out. When you're pining over the one that got away, I'm making her laugh and horny but walking away because she's not that interesting. While you're pissing around on the internet, I'm emailing, texting and calling all the women you're too much of a pussy to try and attract.
And the worst part is, you probably hold women in higher regard than I do, and treat them with more respect, care, and kindness than I ever have. Do you hate me? You should, because I'm the guy she wishes your text was from. I'm the guy that makes you feel 2 inches tall, I'm the reason that women have their emotions guarded, and I'm the guy you'd punch out if you weren't such a little bitch.
If you can't find enough motivation to change your life just by thinking about all the beautiful ladies you don't know yet, you can find that motivation by thinking about me, blowing it on the love of your life's face, then not calling her. You've got to be better, work harder, and do more to be her hero.
Or you can just skip your workout today, stay home tonight & jerk off. Please do, because that makes it so much easier for me and all the other assholes like me that are doing what needs done to impress the fairer sex
