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Faces of 4chan. Last one died. no beta fags, only alpha
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>>706755554
that you m8?
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Is this alpha enough for you?
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>>706756447
Gay af
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>>706755554
Off by one, faggot. I thought you said no betas?
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>>706755554
>comes to /b/
>says 'no beta males'

Boi you came to the wrong place.
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>>706756447
He literally said no betas dude
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>>706756646
0/10
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You posted over 5 pictures in the last thread (which is still alive).

Also, you're a weeb faggot, kys.
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>>706756646
>>706756820

>samefag
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>>706757019
Kek
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>>706756968
Newfag
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>>706757128
>Redeemed

I must an hero now.
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>>706757362

Nationality?
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>>706757459
>What is a filename
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>>706755554
>No beta, only Alpha
>Proceeds to post an image of a Beta
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>>706757253
You have disgraced yourself... & your family.
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>>706757576
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Tells a lot you fuck
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dont hate
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>>706757459
Vietnamese, Irish, and Meztizo.
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>>706757746
It tells you that it's just a fucking pic saved off of 4chan. Whoever posted that, didn't take it themselves.
Fucking Newfag.
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>>706757576
The filename is 1473353788357.jpg I don't know what you mean by your statement?
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mew
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>>706757837

>What is renaming files
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still here. op is a troglodyte
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>>706757801
You sir, are a alpha/beta hybrid. You are divergent.
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>>706757801
Sweet Shorts
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>>706757837
Newfag because you can rename files? You're worse than OP
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>>706757742
They didn't even have handles on the blades used for Ceremonial Seppuku, and on a battlefield they would have just used their little dagger (If they had one).
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>>706757837
No its me.
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>>706757837
1473353788357 is literally too big of a number. No one fucking hit that number faggot.
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>>706757837
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>>706758272
cant tell if bait or just retard
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>>706755554
r8 m8!
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>>706757576
You might be legally retarded
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>>706755554
> No beta fags
> Said by a 40-something "man"
> Wearing a power rangers t-shirt
> Holding an incredibly cringy sword
> In a dirty ass house

Nope. You're not beta at all man.
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Breads gonna die so Idc if I post this. Nobody will see it kek
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>>706758630
would seed ur face :P
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>>706756262
>filename
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>>706757576
literally retarded.
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>>706755554
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>>706758987
Would fuck/10
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R8 me
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>>706756262
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>>706758017
I can smell body odor through your post
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>>706759248
Androgynous/10
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Dis me nd kat. I name hur kat LOL GET IT?!
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r8 but don't h8 m8
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>>706759447
Deported/10
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>>706759045
I'd love that ^-^
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Rate me
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>>706759208
YES!!!! id eat that pussy all night :P
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>>706759447
Mark Cuban/10
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>>706759447
Cenk Uygur/10
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I'm pretty fucking alpha, you wanna fuck?
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>>706759311
I'll take that as a compliment.
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>>706759543
>>706758630

not the same girl fgt
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You thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever
But you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun

And the colours of the sea bind your eyes with trembling mermaids
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses
How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing
For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips

And you see a girl's brown body dancing through the turquoise
And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea
And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body
Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind

The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter

Her name is Aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell
And you know you cannot leave her for you touched the distant sands
With tales of brave Ulysses, how his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing
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>>706759567
Work my clit and I'll cum easy
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>>706757943
Can I see your asshole?
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>>706757746
>>706757866
>>706759007
>>706759094

>call him retarded
>fell for his bait

I love irony my pants for breakfast
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>>706759736
Dumbass/10
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>>706759725
You have smooth features
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>>706759553
do you get bitches?
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>>706759799
omgggg!!! why must you be such a tease!!!
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>>706759725
Great hair and smile, qt pi
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>>706759939
an attempt was made.
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>>706759817
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>>706759995
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>>706759974
I'm fat, like all anons. Just look at what I'm eating.
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>>706760073
i deff wanna shove my cock down ur throat while ur holding ur ankles!!!! who is yo daddy!!!!
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>>706760145
I know you made that effort but sometimes it's not good enough like in this case, we know you're retarded keep it to yourself please
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>>706760220
wow i used to get stoned and just eat an entire bag of those things, shells and all. forgot about those, shit is fire
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>>706760220
>like all anons

Nah just you and a couple of neckbeards, try running and going on /b/ at the same time fatass
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>>706760288
Checked
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>>706760367
not that anon but you are single-handedly turning this into a cringe thread.
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>>706760288
that's a man you idiot
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>>706759939
>saying something a retarded person did is bait
Good job on joining the land of the retards.
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>>706759262
i actually dont smell at all. its weird. When ever i stink i just smelly dusty
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>>706760557
idc she still sexy af! we all know /b is freaky!
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its me
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>>706760682
I fuck anons all the time. I wish /b/ had sound :-(
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>>706755554
Am I cute?
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>>706760860
you're affirmative action.
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>>706760780
Total fuck boy.
Probably thinks hes a hardass.
Kill yourself faggot.
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>>706760682
/b/ is freaky, but that's just gay mate
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>>706760832
HELL YEA!! BUT U NEEDA LET A REAL MAN DRILL THAT SHIT OUT....im not afraid to put in work..
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>>706760860
Yes, I'd fuck you. Here's me on xtc
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>>706760860
hjhhh yuah.... would let u arrest
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R8 please
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>>706760979
How long can you last?
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Pls r8 me more. Gotta boost my ego.
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>>706761068
Dubs and I show my tits!
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>>706760682
no you're just a flaming fag
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>>706760960
seconded
people who wear flat-rimmed hats are the worst kind of people. throw 'new york' and some nigger meme like basketball on the logo and you have yourself a grade A douchebag
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>>706761206
If he's cut, slap a condom on him and he probably won't cum. If not, you better pray he's got stamina and lots saved up.
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>>706760548
Settle down samefag sammy get the dick out of your butt while you're at it
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>>706760860
u've been shit posting all day u apple fag get off already
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Keep in it real.

R8
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this thread is pure cancer. take this shit to /soc/ and lurk moar before you shitpost this hard.
>>706761007
not you/10, no timestamp and the least you could do is change the fucking filenames. retard.
>>706760860
you look like you're more trouble than you're worth. also not you/10
>>706760780
you look like a fuckboi who'll probably get raped first in prison for looking this effeminate
>>706760220
things get better once you get to high school, autist.
>>706759787
dont cut yourself on all that edge, faggot.
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>>706760482
Show me them man titties faggot
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>>706761273
7/10 looks like me but not as aesthetic :-)
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>inb4 faggot
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>>706760559
> Literally think people on the internet do that shit because they're dumb

Did you just emerge from a cave you faggot? I bet you don't even know how the real world works you stinky ass denizen go crawl back up your dad's ass fucking retard you don't know anything
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>>706760960
kill myself? why? im about to inherit a multi milion dollar business and i just turned 20. i drive a 60 grand vehicle and im going to a top tier college. you kill yourself you basement dwelling faggot. im a fuck boy and im proud, my dicks been in 5x more girls than you have in the past 6 months than you have in your entire life.
>you kill yourself faggot
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R8 m8
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>>706761464
see
>>706761350
my edge :-)
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>>706761187
9/10 grow some hair dyke
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>>706761464
In 12th grade and am 18. I just have a baby face.
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>>706761464
For the two with IMG at the start, that's the same auto-naming system on my Samsung. I didn't put either of those pics up, just wanted you to know that you fucked up.
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>>706761452
lol
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>>706761287
Roll
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>>706760832

More webs of riding dick please...
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>>706761772
2nded
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>>706758017
Dude like seriously if yu gave leafy a a quarter of your forehead he could have like 6 chins, come stop hogging all the human flesh
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>>706761610
shame that people like you get such a free ride when there are some really incredible people out there struggling day to day who would actually do something positive and constructive with their money instead of trying to emulate the latest trash-heaps on mtv and radio
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>>706761187
would fuck u till u crosseyed!
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>>706761772
Thats all the one's I have with no sound. Sorry, hun.
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>>706761464
>>706760780
you post yourself now?
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>>706756262
so alpha
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>>706761854
Shit tier joke but made me laugh/10
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>>706761206
i could fuck you for hours dahlin aslong as u dont suck my cock cuz when my cock goes in ur mouth im cumming buckets!
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>>706758017
do you smoke meth?
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>>706761287
rerolllll
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>>706761987
You can cum wherever ;-)
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>>706761610
Wooooah!
Nobody gives a shit drink bleach fag
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>>706761921

You got a kik?
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>>706755554
>>706756706
>>706756734
>>706757649
>>706759028
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>>706761921
hop on over to /gif/ so I can cum to you
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>>706762133
Yes, I do. Not posting it here.
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femanon here, r8 me and give KiK if u want dirty talk n pics
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>>706761699
>>706761187
9/10????
No
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>>706762240
Ahhh kill it with fire
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>>706762104
have you every sprayed anyone in the face with ur cum b4? i want a woman to just soak me sometime :(
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>>706761452
Me plz rate
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>>706761699
This
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>>706761187
il r8 u a 7.9\10
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>>706761921
>>706761772
that's not even her you legit autist
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>>706762289
U probably can't see bruh but if she had hair she'd look like a model. She's got that face structure
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>>706762033
kik?
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>>706761701
then thats even more pathetic.
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>>706762370
Yes a couple times.
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>>706762240
Hi Moot
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>>706762548
awww yeeeee it must b ma birfday!
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>>706762420
chill with the awkward ass stare but you look like a fucking chad you can easily plow a lot of bitches just act confident as fuck and your all good
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>>706762655
>Because I can change the way I look without getting an expensive surgery
Fuck you faggot. That's your last (You). Get out.
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Pretty curious
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>>706762494
You don't even know
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>>706760185
>retarded
>definitly
>*definitely
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>>706762866
wow you posted a couple of pics from the same girl and claim it's me! I can do the same thing too retard
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>>706762420
Do d ur hair lose the adidas and fish and you easily hit 4/10
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>>706763058
* do ur
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>>706761933
Fukn sway bruh
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>>706762973
Lets see you do it. Even if it isn't her, dont ruin it for the rest of us!
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>>706755554
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>>706763166
The rules are long dead then?
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>>706763166
yea cmon she showed me her feet ffs!!! im diamonds!
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>>706757362
tits of gtfo whore
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>>706762548
She's hiding her white lady titties
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>>706763166
there's no point of posing to be a girl now it'd ruin the allusion and you'd be onto since I told you fucking idiot
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>>706763282
She showed us her getting fucked. Show some respect.
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>>706757801
You look like a cool guy, would drink a beer with
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>>706763166
>>706763282
>>706763340
>>706763408
>>706763400
Kys
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>>706762548
Lemme get that kik gurl
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>>706755554
Best of Burton Cummings album - fucking leaf detected. And without the support of The Guess Who the fuck is basically a one hit wonder hack with a bad porn 'stache.
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>>706763532
>whiteknight tells someone to kill themselves

That's actually funny, Phil Fedora
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>>706762548
id give u it but i dont have one:( sorry dahlin
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>>706758987
you look like you just took the best dump of your life
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>>706755554
U L%|< like a bitchephulousz
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>>706761452
Chad/10 white chicks dig the preppy retro hispano's
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>>706763767
yea it was amazing....
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>>706761854
i love my cranium
>>706762024
nah, but people have asked me. I understand that I look decrepit af. I've learned to love it.
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>>706763340
Eheh
Wanna have a drink with me?
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>>706760860
idk take off the uniform and post a picture in casual clothing fuckface then maybe I can actually tell damn
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>>706764103
il take a yoohoo!!!
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>>706762795
Are you black?
>>706764355
I've got the drink already!
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>>706755554
this could be me pretty much 100%
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>>706764844
booty shot?
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>>706764844
no im italian tho
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>>706762240
>femanon
Suuure you are. And I must be Hillary then
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>>706764844
Bet
You got a kik
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>>706762913
I wonder who the real retard is.
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>>706764844
Wassup I can give you what you want ma Hmu we can have a lot of fun
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>RIPMOOT
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>>706765354
I hope I don't regret of this!
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Rip other thread
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>>706766546
Are you here now? How needy!
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>>706766638
Do you think we wouldn't be here if we weren't?
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>>706766534
I wanna bury my face in your ass
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>>706766534
ma why would you regret that you look good like I knew you would be. Wish I had someone like you with me
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>>706766534
and #teamgalaxy7? ayyye you got kik or Instagram.. something I can hyu on? Why does a pretty girl like you go on /b/ anyway lol
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>>706766534
Got any heels you can put on for us? wow!
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>>706766638
Got nothing better to do yo
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>>706766697
We wouldn't be here if it weren't for high debt and taxes
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>>706766534
ayeeeee
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>>706767057
We wouldn't be here if it weren't for the sun existing
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>>706766923
Can I see your dick first?
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>>706767254
We wouldn't be here if it weren't for Jesus Christ.
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>>706767254
We wouldn't be here if it weren't for your lovely mother
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This was me during summer. I don't have the beard and mustache anymore.
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>>706767376
I bet you still look ugly...
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>>706767376
0.8/5
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>>706767268
only in a pm
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>>706767268
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>>706766534
Damn bitch you thicc. Send me they sc ;)
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>>706767268
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>>706767376
You are this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuYIr1J1zc
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This may be the worst thread I've ever seen, I don't know if half you faggots are baiting or just legitimately retarded.
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>>706767558
Where are you from?
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>>706766534
>still waiting
>insert emoji here
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>>706767637
i bet your gf is still in highschool n you're like 21. u look like that type of guy
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>>706767739
PA and you?
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>>706767657
I wish it was real
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>>706767670
No, that's my dad...jk my dad died a long time ago
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>>706767821
xDDDDDDD
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>>706767637
is your hair greasy or just wet?
did you wet it to take the picture? do you fucking like it like that?
legitimately what the fuck
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>>706767268
Heres mine
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>>706767534
I got a cute dick tho
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>>706767821
I am 21 and no my non-existant girlfriend is not in high school
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>>706767268
Sounds fair to me
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>>706767971
Prove it?
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>>706768066
nice dick sucking lips
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>>706768066
Welcome to the other thread.

Was Keith K. Keitherson not amusing enough over there?
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Yes it's a faggoty filter so I've already saved you the time of calling me a faggot.
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>>706768066
Its this chick again
The one that refuses to post nudes
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>>706767932
I just had a shower calm down
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>>706767376
Calling that a beard lol. That's peach fuzz son.
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>>706768186
Dont tell me how to wisely allocate my time you faggot.
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Holy hell you people are ugly.
(male before any autists ask if i'm female, also straight)
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>>706768137
bet
>>706768163
FUCK OFF KEITH!!!!!
>>706768198
im sure someone here has them but thats something i never want to back to
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>>706768050
I need a microscope tho cause it's the smallest thing ever ;)
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>>706767956
Woah
It's veiny! Why aren't you making a hundred dollar every night?
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>>706768066
I'm too good looking for you tbh
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>>706768329
Hows your freshmen year of high school going
Did you like bvb's last album
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>>706768329
Obligatory school shooting joke
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Hi.
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>>706768329
>"rawwwwrrrr xD"

Probably bait but idc, kys
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>>706768410
Thank you!
Also thats a good ass question
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>>706768329
Hahaha I hope that's not really you
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>>706768402
Don't need to be shy!
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R8 meh
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>>706768397
Im not Keith but alright. I suppose I had it coming.
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>>706768329
There was a mate like you at my high school once years ago, had the same size gauges roughly. Someone ran up and slapped a padlock on them and ran off, funniest shit in the world
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>>706768410
how can I do that?
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>>706768397
Would yo go back to it for me tho?
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>>706768233
? Even if it was a peach fuzz it would still be called a beard dude.
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>>706768633
Don't be such a beta cuck. Stop entertaining her spam bullshit
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>>706768738
not for that pencil :)
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>>706768771
I mean I know it's BS and so do you so why not amuse myself and pretend?
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>>706768415
you are
>>706768633
what >>706768771 said
>>706768738
no
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>>706768722
Fuck off cunt
Dont take credit for my veiny dick
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>>706768764
That doesn't qualify as a beard, fuck yourself. Logic has no hold here.
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>>706768854
Boi if you don't cut that "I know it's BS" BS. Quit being a desperate lonely beta-tard
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>>706768859
So do you want attention or not? I'm confused here now.
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>>706768684
tbh that sounds like some jealous ass beta thing to do.
>girls like that guy which pisses me off! I better fuck with him since no girl notices me
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>>706768859
I am but if you want I can make you look good while you're with me and we can be a power couple. My beauty rubs off believe it or not
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>>706768873
Did I say that was my dick faggot? I have a veiny dick too and I want to know where I can make money with my veiny jumbo hot dog. Go fuck yourself faggot
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>>706769038
I replied to it twice. How am I a lonely beta Tard?
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Cant that white cunt fuck off and the chick with the phat ass come back please?
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>>706760832
Where abouts are you located? You seem fun
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>>706769046
Could be the case, honestly the few girls that liked the mate were the god awful scene trash that were annoying as hell, I think others had better options
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>>706769041
It's an elaborate troll seeking attention
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>>706768906
Such a fucking beta thing to say
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>>706768859
pic lingerie
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>>706768066
nice lips, post a picture sucking your dildo pls
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>>706769314
One committed ass troll
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>>706769314
She's just trying to look cool by staying aloof. Just like all the other retarded but slightly above average females do on here tbh
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>>706769179
I aint gay but wheres the proof you are of the veiny dick kind
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>>706769494
>I'm not gay but show me your dick
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>>706769494
Trust me my dick is meaty and veiny but I'm not gonna post it
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>>706769573
was just gonna say that lol beat me to it
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r8 pleas
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>>706769579
So what im hearing is yous a pussy ass bitch
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What does /b/ think?
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>>706769890
>I'm a pussy because I don't wanna show my dick to another gay ass man requesting a picture
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>>706769996
you look like a mexican crow
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>>706757801
Jugalo faggot
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