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>>706755231
This isn't porn, right??
>>706755541
holy shit dude is that real?
.... is this porn??
>>706755639
I mean.. is there a news story? wtf is going on?
>>706755412
sauce tho
>>706755703
go on xvideos and type in lulu nacho vidal, should be there
>>706756113
her name is lulu pretel*
>>706755412
>>706756057
that nigga got caught
>>706755684
Taiwan water park fire.
Strangely only one person died!
>>706756057
wat
>>706755979
Lmao.. what the fuck? That horse just ate a chick m8
>>706756689
I'm happy for you anon, it was a good day when I first found it too.
>>706756890
I have no idea how this got so much funnier to the end
>>706756152
God dammit OP said no porn
>>706757082
BABY ISIS IS ADORABLE
>>706757336
And you thought you had it rough?
>>706757082
nice
>>706757485
but.. y?
>>706757534
this was too funny
>>706757336
He looks like he needs to turn his frown upside-down.
>>706755231
right, and niggers and chicken are stereotypes...
>>706755378
the fuck happened here
>>706757774
can you fucking at least learn to speak your native language before trying to put down an entire race?
>>706757850
NOP
NOPNOP
NOPNOPNOP
NOPNOP
NOP
>>706757654
you fuckin killed me lol
>>706757784
not knowing what ketchup gas is
>>706756890
We get it. You vape.
>>706756890
we get it, you vape
>>706756890
Get it we do, you vape
>>706757420
satisfying AF
>>706757632
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>706755696
>constructionmemes
>>706758353
White ppl: 1
Niqqerz: 0
you l0se again.
>>706758491
When your doing work and a tornado happens
>>706756805
healthy at every size
>>706758692
OKAY... BUH HWHY THO?
>>706757420
that was cool
>>706758796
>Go play with some cars, you nigga.
Lost
>>706758692
>>706758820
Also curious
>>706758866
>Oh man, this guy is out of his fucking mind
>BULLET PROOF GLASS YES
>I don't need to run anymore
>HAHA LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR-
>ISISexecutionmeme.jpg
>>706758692
>and they said white people were peaceful
>>706758820
>>706758965
She was getting up in his face for being a faggot I think.
>>706756433
FUCK YEAH BRASIL PORRA
>>706758796
I'd throw a nigger in traffic for kicking me in the balls. Absolutely reasonable reaction
>>706759109
Made me kek.
testing my sex webcam please: http://webcam1.gq
>>706759430
what was the third one
>>706757784
Lipo batterie...stab one try it
>>706759352
wut...
>>706759654
or just buy a galaxy note 7 and wait it a week
>>706757632
Dided he diedeaded
>>706757336
If danger is approaching him from the front does his friends tell him to look out behind him?
>>706759748
negative (gauge) pressure
>>706757336
>drown in shower
>>706755696
awesome construction meme fam
>>706757485
>the other brake
>>706759634
uh huh. sure. I'm Triforcing, invisibly.
>>706760381
haha dumb cunt
>>706760438
There is a valid reason for it, but that reason makes me a faggot if I tell you what that reason is.
>>706760150
wut? how? Robotics?
>>706755541
Nice trips bro
>>706756057
Da Fuq
>>706757784
Samsung happened thats what fam
>>706757922
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706760838
You belong in that fire.
>>706760504
I hope that dumbass fucked up all his teeth.
>>706760668
Do tell
>>706756805
I see OPs mother on the right there
>>706761073
I had to convert them for a reason, and that reason makes me a faggot.
>>706757784
This is what happens when todays cellphone batteries are shorted out.
>>706756286
>>706756578
>>706760875
his daughter
>>706761179
>.gif.webm
You're already a faggot, no secret will change that.
>>706757464
Having it rough is having it rough. Comparing it to something more severe doesn't void it of being rough. If you get fucked in the ass with a cactus but get paid 100,000 dollars per fuck session, that doesn't change the fact that you have it rough because there is some guy with a slinky for a neck. This mindset is fucking grody.
>>706761252
easy... eeaasyyy..... eeeeaaaas-WHATHEFUCGRLBGHRLBLGHRL
>>706760668
You're a faggot anyway
>>706761378
And Iv posted 90% of the webms in this thread, dont like it fuck off.
>>706760297
sorry to ask but
is this a construction meme as well?
>>706761467
It's a joke you newfag pleb fucker
>>706761597
Fuck yeah!
>>706760850
That boulder at the end though
>>706759148
>white
>ginger
choose one
>>706761252
Get a faucet aerator... easy fix.
>>706758866
>
Did he die?
>>706755541
whats the story behind this?
>>706759148
Because the ratio of white violence to black violence is so fucking close.
>>706755979
that was weird
This turned into a rekt thread real quick
>>706755696
looks like he was expected this
>>706762180
Pretty clever use of a dummy. As the Padding for the impact.
>>706757336
OH GOD PUT IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY
>>706760703
WTF is that? Some sort of parasite I assume?
>>706756890
vape it get, we you
>>706762091
when she tells you not to cum at her face but it's too late
>>706761839
>when all those plumbing classes come in handy<---
>>706758490
TACHYONNNNN!!
>>706756057
guy was a professional player named foster, that's his daughter, you all can look up the story
>>706756805
at least they tried, not like those big fat feminazis
>>706757336
>Now this is a story all about how
>My life got flipped-turned upside down
>>706762540
haven't you played The phantom pain?
>>706756303
that was sad
>>706760668
funniest shit i've seen all week
>>706761774
KEK BRO, I WAS JUST TROLLING TOO. FUCKINGYEAH SUMMERFAG ALERT LULZ
I wonder how often that works for you.
>Oh shit, I came off idiotic. Better say it was a joke!
ISHIGGYDIGGY
>>706762630
Are you saying it is okay for a father to be feeling up his daughter?
>>706757420
india space program
pls don't poo in loo
>>706756152
Thought that was a hot glue gun someone was gonna turn on while the hamster thing had his mouth on it, I'm kind of let down but also kind of relieved that nothing really happened.
>>706762770
Underrated post
>>706757082
Who's daddy's little jihadist?
>>706759643
probably a dab
>>706758138
I don't know why i find this funny
>>706757420
I've been thinking about doing this but I live near the border and I think the gov't might notice
>>706758353
>A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>706762328
What fucking retards..
>>706757485
Fans of the Blues Bros?
>>706756057
Lost
>>706756152
That hamster is such thirsty that he even self harms
>>706761943
BBQ
>>706757632
Holy fuck. Why did it come down like a guillotine?
>>706756890
We get it
>>706760381
man it makes me kinda sad how retarded racoons are, i see like 30 of them in pieces on the road every day. the animal lover in me is sad
>>706762328
WHAT
WHAT WERE THEY EXPECTING TO HAPPEN
WHEN THEY WERE THINKING "BRO LETS FILM THIS FOR THE INTERNET, IT'LL BE FUNNY" DID NOBODY SAY "BRO NO THIS IS A BAD IDEA, THIS ISN'T GONNA PLAY OUT LIKE YOU THINK"
WHAT THE FUGGGGGGG
>>706763071
no torch though
>>706761943
Flammable confetti and pyrotechnics at a concert.
>>706759352
implosion
>>706762860
My god, your shrieking autism intimidates me.
Leave me alone
>>706763401
You know how some sliding shower doors have a 'sweet spot' where it catches and stays open?
This one's vertical, and they didn't hit the sweet spot. gravity did the rest
>>706763595
the nail was probably heated beforehand
>>706758866
>gunfreezone.webm
>>706760297
>this kills the crane
>>706758692
>Personal space meaning anything to you, lady?
>>706759634
Oddly, just look at all that white trash in the background.
>>706759352
railcar/0
>>706760141
I actually flinched
>>706763401
Counterweight failure, Id guess.
>>706759750
they're just joking
>>706762029
Kek, wonder why counting with fingers. He seems a little sedated
>>706760048
this was amazing
>>706759430
makes me look like a bitch
>>706756557
Damn, long dong
>>706762639
nooo
look at the one on the right. One of these things is not like the other.
>>706758866
that'll do the trick
>>706760141
Fucking too real
>>706764428
>my goat ate my homework, I swear
>>706757850
Who filmed this, Michael J. Fox?
>>706757336
OH GOD KILL IT AND LET IT HAVE A DIFFERENT LIFE AS A SOIL
>>706761317
his benis is busted
>>706763776
horizontal sliding doors have a sweet spot? They always stay open, no sweet spot.
>>706760141
Holy fuck
>>706759430
I'd hit it
>>706760297
How to physics. I feel like this must be in Russia.
>>706757850
I dont understand why they dont have parachutes on hot air balloons
>>706755979
+ 5 evil
>>706762798
I have not.
>>706765065
top
>>706760141
>tfw there are two balls in the image
>tfw neither of them appears to be real
>>706760297
did he died?
>>706757944
I like this kid. He's like "You know what? I've been more than patient with you fuckers. Now a bitch gonna get slapped!"
>>706760790
>wasted
>>706755412
Is that Nacho?
Grinning like a fuckin Bond villian
>>706761252
this is exactly what its like the morning after you eat Taco Bell
>>706762825
there's an Al Qaeda / Al Bundy joke here somewhere...
>>706762155
Is this that deleted scene from Game of Thrones?
>>706765626
>he doesnt have taco bell grade intestines
>>706765065
Fucking GOLD
>>706758692
And targets are supposed to be the classier of the supercenters.
>>706756324
>water park fire
>only one person died
>strangely
Really?
>>706761252
Why is this so incredibly amusing?
>>706762522
REEEEEEEEEEEEnaldo.webm
>>706765549
lol yeah that's Nacho, I think I only remember him because of his name and the fact he looks like a serial killer.
Damn was he lucky here though
>>706757944
kids got gods backhand
>>706756890
it vape you
>>706761467
>>706762860
seriously tho what the fuck are you doing with your life
>>706762091
nothing will ever top this bottle flip
>>706759470
that almost looks real.
>>706756557
Gets me every mother fucking time.
>>706765065
/thread you win
>>706766218
fuck i can see his baby dick gross
>>706758965
she was looking at his card and trying to steal his info
>>706756989
OP said no porn, asshole.
>>706756303
This really activated my Almonds.
>>706765065
>>706762770
Holy fuck
5 star
>>706760381
what is this magical substance?
>>706760504
instant karma.
>>706766456
What a bitch ass turtle
>>706757774
we have a genius ITT
>>706758353
that is pretty much /b/ in a nutshell
>>706763205
well... now.
>>706757336
I GOT FUCKING NIGHTMARES NOW
>>706757485
Women, amirite?
>>706761317
"See kids, because of the dispersion of force this won't hurt a bit.
>>706766946
uhhhhh, sauce?
>>706760297
Took a crane to get it out
>>706767336
Nice!
BLACK LIVES MATTA
>>706762155
It's the spin off of crying breakfast friends. Mauled Salad friends.
>>706767654
they don't even see the irony for their idiocy.
>>706767654
Street protests need to be attacked.
I can care less that it's BLM but street protesting ain't the way to do it..
>>706767811
>spotted the superiorfag
>>706757336
PLEASEKILLME.ipg
>>706762328
this is why I hate people. They're idiots.
This is the bro mentality.
>>706767967
I'm pretty sure the 2nd guy to fall died.
>>706767877
>spotted the cunt
>>706765065
Re installing nao
>>706768048
On a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered is anon?
gore?
>>706760668
so glad phones all do high speed photography these days
>>706762630
oh so its okey to smooch her young tit
>>706763133>>border of Pakistan and India
>>706760703
fuck you
>>706757654
Fucking kek
>>706762540
yeah. it was crawling toward water. usually the parasite would crawl out there.
