Faces of /b/ thread. I'll start.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Faces of /b/ thread.
I'll start.
>>706742309
chink
>>706742419
Actually Native American with a Italian and french thrown in. Often confused for chunks though. Also a worse pic of me. Plz bully.
>>706742593
Three 4 7 - Eight Two 0 - 0 Five Five Two
call me op
>>706742309
Can someone roast the fuck out of me?
Too lazy to put a shirt on fuck it
Chunks Unite
bump
>>706743452
what happened to your eyes
>>706744610
I was born a faggot kek
>>706744676
Look at this poor devil
>>706744779
Needs to get that shit checked out.
>>706744676
This is not just teenage acne, get that shit check out pizza face.
OP is hot btw
>>706745242
Why do we all look like fags
>>706745335
Because this is 4chan duh
>>706744799
Brown.
>>706745867
The tip of your cigarette looks like the tip of a dick.
But thats not suprising at all.
I'd let OP suck my dick
>>706745984
Trans faggot detected.
>>706745988
It's really not. Nice dubs btw
>>706746089
nope. not transgender at all.
>>706746010
I'd suck op's dick
>>706745984
literally cannot determine if you're a guy or girl
>>706746275
id succ ur dick while u succ ops dick
R8 or H8
last year. halloween
>>706746775
id touch your dick
>>706746775
Not even that bad looking. Just get your hair a bit shorter and you good bro.
>>706742593
fuckin' spic
>>706744799
nigger
that's all you'll ever be.
to anyone
>>706742309
Elliot roger looken motherfucker
>>706747172
He was pretty good looking right? I promise to not shoot up anyone though.
please kill me
>>706747003
I don't even look Mexican though.
>>706747688
lose weight, get contacts.
>>706747814
Ayee that looks cool, thanks man!
>>706746775
ramzee?
>>706748711
Is that a miracle cure? i don't like wearing contacts
>>706747688
gotham needs you
its me
Rates?
>>706747688
Fatter Sam Hyde
>>706749876
need proof
>>706742309
>>706742309
lmfao that fuckin acne lol
HOTTER THAN ALL YALL
>>706750022
dude, donttry so hard to look like a fuckin geraffe
>>706750224
>dat forehead
>>706750306
I can't help it man
>>706749970
Not the worst insult i've heard, i appreciate your vision
>>706749796
oh god
>>706742309
meh
>>706750306
I still like to listen/watch to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers from time to time.
>>706750224
you look like you'd teach karate to young kids and then diddle them in the locker room
>>706750708
go away.
>>706750458
Quit being a beta fag and go Pro Alpha like me man
>>706742309
fuck yourselves
I know I look like a faggot, I have a normie exterior when I'm not on /b/
>>706750662
You are quite good looking. Good for you.
>>706750948
Gonna need proof
>>706751169
Top zozzle I forgot to attach a fucking picture
>>706751229
dude you look sad af. i hate you
r8 me pls
>>706751171
I'm still a virgin. Being socially retarded sucks.
>>706751070
are you a highlands less successful/ ugly brother?
>>706750662
Would go gay for/10
>>706751340
does this look sad AF? Pleb
>>706751614
nah im hungarian.
>>706750662
No joke, like a 9/10. What sizes do you get your hair cut at?
>>706747688
i don't want to kill you you're kind of hot
>>706751229
Other pic was then before work.
>>706751881
it looks like you spent too many of your formative years lurking the internet and your personality is made up of shit memes and low-grade irony.
>>706748910
Damn your facial hair is fucked, shave that shit fam
>>706752222
plus quads so im correct
>>706751975
jesus. I think you need to keep going to work all the time
>>706752425
How does it feel being a manchild?
>>706751434
Talk to any friends that are females? Spend time with them, get use to females and how they work. Don't worry you can fix awkwardness. Looks, not really so your lucky
>>706752425
Eh. I know. Don't care either. :/
>>706752586
Bruh, donnt be jealous that i've got DDRextreme factory sealed
>>706752257
how is the village burning going?
>>706752746
That sunburn looks painful man. You okay?
r8h8d8
>>706752425
You using that sword to keep your virginity intact?
>>706752745
somebody molested you as a child right? so you feel like you missed out on your childhood due to ptsd and shit. So now you try to preserve it as much as possible right? so you trap yourself in an ignorant world of memes and pleb level consumer goods to keep you entertained for a few more years until you finally decide to off yourself? Right?
>>706747979
mexicans are mainly native and spaniard so
>>706752954
Bud, I shattered that years ago. I get pussy 2wice a year.... AMA
>>706752595
I hang out with females all the time and they are just annoying and confusing most of the time.
![1476431_10156500998975065_6331592620850455711_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zEfWVp5.jpg "1476431_10156500998975065_6331592620850455711_n[1].jpg")
>>706744799
Antonio, Master of PVP
This thread is full of cancer
>>706753031
yep, you got me dude. Why would I off myself when i pull in a cool$24K a year and get 1/7th off at giant tiger
>>706742309
You look like a chopped twink version of Elliot Rodger, my nigga.
>>706743452
I really like your hair
>>706753234
/b/ is cancer. I don't really know what you were expecting...
>>706753210
too spooky to look at the camera dude
>>706753265
cause you're already dead inside
>>706744799
nice eyes
![12507125_10156397779665065_7772156186332534206_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zsqJot4.jpg "12507125_10156397779665065_7772156186332534206_n[1].jpg")
>>706753370
Haha fair enough, here's one
>>706753265
>Giant tiger
>wat
>>706747814
Photosensitive epileptic
>>706753464
you look like wax
>>706753438
Hello dog
>>706753658
I wax off.....
>>706753438
Wow. Dog posting on /b/.
I'm not Jewish or Italian.
>>706753840
>>706753717
hihi
>>706753851
Bruh are those transitions? You look short.
>>706754065
I'm 6'3", and those are a newer type of transitions that work in the car.
>>706753995
Who's a good boy?
>>706754182
i am!
>>706753526
dude, cum on
>>706742593
You look like one of the native Americans from buzzcringe, not a bad thing at all
>>706752871
just my genetics
>>706755163
Teeth.
R8 me plz
>>706745867
Where is Eric Harris?
>>706756786
If not fat maybe 7.3 if fat 5.
>>706756786
Cute face.
>>706756786
You made my cock disappear. Go back to tumblr
>>706747814
Your eye brows are thicker than my dick
>>706756786
stunningly beautiful
>>706750084
Yup, feels bad man.
>>706757060
I am a little thick but wouldn't consider myself fat. Thank you
>>706757107
Thanks ^.^
>>706756786
where you from? You look great
>>706754543
He just got a whiff of the peanut butter she smeared on her crotch.
>>706757757
no
>>706756786
Yea let's see how good you look without makeup
>>706756786
I rate great cleavage out of 10.
>>706758179
That can be said for most women, virgin.
>>706751408
I'd fuck you
>>706758035
Pics or it did happen.
>>706758859
thanks, that means a lot :)
>>706754543
Them lips. 9/10 because dog
>>706755163
Receding/hairline it's ok tho you have nice eyes
>>706756786
You seem like the kind of girl into anal
Me before work (ER)
>>706759158
And I'd fuck you also
>>706759075
Ferrrsure.
R8?
>>706758930
thanks
>>706759603
Can we get lucky and see more? Pretty please?
>>706758179
I still look pretty darn good fyi
>>706759768
no, sorry
>>706759768
Stop sucking her dick virgin faggot
>>706759828
You're goddamn right.
>>706759828
Sure do. I'd fuck you.
>>706759922
Baby bottle? WTF?
>>706759922
Thats why you look so tired!!! You have a baby!
>>706759922
Fuck I thought you were cute til I saw this, don't tell me you're one of those role playing "babies"
>>706759828
Ugly. Please put makeup back on and then kys
>>706759588
Handsome as fuck/10
>>706759922
what's with the bottle?
>>706759828
You said you werent fat, prove it
>>706759588
Would fuck
>>706760105
>>706760110
>>706760114
>>706760228
i'm a baby
>>706760114
Oh fuck yeah! Now I wanna change her diaper.
I just hope no one I know sees this -__-
>>706760352
Ddlg?
Left side lmao
>>706760352
Are you homeless?
>>706760459
Pick up some weights and get the fuck off /b/ most of u
>>706760453
No, im single but I like to pretend
>>706760492
no
>>706745984
So is this a guy or a girl
>>706760772
so you're not into it. or what are you saying. fucking tiny head
>>706760772
Tits or gtfo
>>706760872
Like 90% sure that's a dude
>>706742309
Rate her ass you faggots kek
>>706760440
I recognize that gay blowjob!
>>706761162
UUHHH WHAT? WHERE?
kidding, but prove you know me then
>>706760459
Showing off body to hide face next to manlet friends. Body 5/10, decent frame but looks like you just started lifting. Face 3/10. This is faces of /b/, not /fit/
>>706761095
Her ass needs to get his head off her butt and go fucking shave.
>>706760623
You look like a little brother from the eighties.
>>706760955
yes but im not in a ddlg relationship
>>706760969
if you weren't a newfag you would've known i posted many times. sorry if i sound rude
>>706761095
Get your ugly ass head away/10
>>706760440
Ill bet you are a great friend.
>>706742593
Pizza face lvl 5
>>706744676
Lvl 100
>>706744799
"I never quetion if she said yes or not. Ever."
>>706745867
Trying to be to fit in so hard that becoming a school shooter is just ineviatable
>>706745984
Im sure of my privilidges
>>706746775
Hey. You working on back today /b/ro.
>>706746834
Wtf is that
>>706747688
Autism but at least better than Ainstein in Calculus.
>>706749796
Twitch dot com more like Bitch's at home
>>706749876
Shitty make up job. Nothing else to say
>>706750022
Finally a decent human being.
>>706750166
Have a criminal record
>>706750224
I cant see face.
>>706750662
Look normal but why a gamer
>>706750698
This should be the answer when you ask girls out
>>706750708
Lol exposed. Bow kys
>>706750933
Stop trying to be cool. Your life formula is cringe=(trying to be cool)^your age
>>706750993
Jerk off non stop man
>>706751070
Life already did that to you
>>706751299
Another good pic
>>706751408
Your nose doesnt belong there
>>706752257
Landwhale!!!
>>706752746
A male landwhale
>>706752916
Pizza face lvl3
>>706752978
Some creepy uncle.
up close and personal with ron & joe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0
>>706761295
Men's room. Club. Two weeks ago. You said you liked the way I wiped your chin.
>>706761471
I have no reason to be a great friend, what're my initials?
>>706761041
I'm straight but I'd still fuck
>>706761324
Gimme kik. also you look like me but a girl version. it's weird.
>>706761324
If you have posted so many times, whats one more?
Roast Me
>>706761352
Here it goes
>>706761682
Pussy.
>>706761659
Hey, my 12 year old brother has the same haircut as you!
>>706761604
sorry dude i dont have kik :/
>>706761631
id rather not have them traced back to me again
>>706761682
Pussy.
>>706761583
Yea I would too. What has /b/ done to us?
>>706761659
Impossible! I love your eyebrows!
>>706761490
Rate me faggot
>>706762027
O no /b/ro
>>706761863
This is the best pic you've posted so far. Those lips look quite kissable.
<tips fedora>
>>706762027
You're a beautiful woman
wouldbang/10
>>706761863
rip
>>706762027
Guy busted in pedo sting operation/10
>>706742309
This is me. Try to guess if I am a man or a woman.
>>706761682
Pussy
>>706762235
both
>>706762235
You're fat that's for sure
>>706762115
fedoras can be fashionable ironically
>>706762235
Morbidly obese/10 pretty typical 4chin user tbh.
>>706762235
You're neither, zir.
>>706751070
I know you.
You're in matt's band. I'm the girl he lived with.
Meh, I guess
>>706742309
>>706762437
Pretty average looking. Wouldn't be surprised if you're a normie
>>706761301
Was out the game actually. 1k club at 175. Something you could only dream of.
>>706762368
I wish I was a water bottle right now.
>>706762568
>Wouldn't be surprised if you're a normie
Nope. I wish.
>>706756786
emily?
>>706762530
Snakebites are gay
On left
>>706762688
My wife likes them
>>706762585
i want to be free
R8 or h8 on me.
Left one
>>706762459
im not in any band fam. u 519?
>>706762569
Oh that explains it. Powerlifters usually don't strive to look good and have shit genetics for bodybuilding. It's also Faces of /b/, not bodies. Try /fit/ or /soc/ for an ego boost
>>706759828
I think I've seen you in one of these before
Still cute/10
>>706762867
Better pic.
>>706763160
U know ur shit at least I can respect that
>>706763223
you look aight b
>>706763279
wait i know you. yeah I guess im in matt's "band"
I know too many matts
>>706763223
>Reverse Hitler 'stache
>kek
>>706763137
nah dude 215
>>706763181
Good eye, I've posted before ;)
>>706763360
Hi
>>706762839
You cannot. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.
>>706763693
Your eyes look like they're slowly sliding off your face
>>706762500
3/10
>>706763810
Made me kek
Thank you
Yes I know I have fucking lopsided eyes
>>706762500
Literal homosexual
>>706763723
im sorry
>>706762811
Pretty sure you're the guy who keeps posting the ask a pedo threads.
>>706762500
you look like a deadlifter from Nova Scotia or Ireland. As a heterosexual male, you look fine.
>>706744676
This picture is almost as old as b. Also, that is the proper facial expression for that type of facial explosion.
lol no, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>706763607
>>706760459
Guys who do this need to relize how fucking gay this is.
>>706764116
You should be
Just r8 don't h8 m8
Me?
>inb4 -10/10
>inb4 faggot
>inb4 someone notices my Adam's apple
>>706763693
Baby face/10
>>706764443
forever will be
>>706764116
What's your snapchat? You seem like the kind of person who'd send snaps of their dog in return for snaps of my cats.
>>706764517
You look like you smell bad
>>706764474
Jewish nose/10
>>706764474
you look like you beat women and drink sommersby (or however you spell that cuck beverage)
>>706764553
Baby face was my Granddads name in the service so that's not surprising
>>706764517
You look like a gay guy I used to know but less gay
>>706764517
Get back to customer support and quit posting on /b/
>>706764723
somersby
>>706764701
Kek, did my oily face give it away?
>>706764022
Hmm. Just in business casual attire for work and in need of a haircut. Not homosexual, though.
>>706764626
Shh... don't cry... it'll be over soon...
R8 me, be gentle
>>706764858
That and the pimples and the stank stash
>>706746834
cody?
>>706762235
(1) /biz/ analyst here guys, lemme give you the run down on what I think:
Lets see, your eyeglasses and haircut make it hard to tell, could be butch sjw lesbian or nerdy beta male. (toss up)
The background and shirt try to hard to makes you look like you try to hard to stay hip and funky fresh cool. (toss up leaning female or highschool)
It looks like you are fat, white, and possibly middle class meaning you likely have to make up for lack of interesting body qualities in humor, however you know it's shit otherwise you would weigh less. (male leaning, possibly fat chick in SJW group)
Lack of facial hair could be due being female or a young male. However that is some type of out going place meaning he/she is comfortable going out and not likely a beta male (female leaning)
Now this is where it gets interesting, if he were a young male, he would be still in highschool or else he would try and be more stylish in his last year of high school, or else he's in a theater group which makes the previous statement false (because theater kids look like this and are ok with it because they are weird). If it is a he, he would most likely be beta or in theater because the background makes it seem more hipsterish and the t-shirt represents shit taste in music while trying to be liked. The glasses are a poor pick because he got "whatever" since he has no sense in fashion.
HOWEVER if he was a female she would be more outgoing (large female empowerment movement or some shit), no facial hair (because they can't), be ok with being fat and going out, have a shit taste in fashion (since fatty and SJW), all the while trying to stay hip (haircut, glasses, background) while actually failing because it's lame AF.
So this is a real fucking stumper, could be beta male/theater geek OR SJW butch. Lets look at some other aspects:
It posted to /b/ (beta male leaning)
Posted face in thread (need for attention, female sjw or beta male toss up)
>>706764631
i wouldn't give it out on 4chan sorry
>>706764927
i need reassurance
>>706764720
I'm actually German but yes I've got a big nose
>>706764970
Is that you Moot??
>>706763693
Where's a chunk of your right eyebrow?
>>706764723
I prefer vodka
>>706765180
Need a hug?
>>706765180
Add me then. Mine is wesleykeith7. I hope you're ok with an occasional spam of my pets or me doing stupid shit.
>>706765180
Hey why don't you start up a thread and aware us on the situation
Check em
>>706765316
yes
>>706765329
i was going to add it but you have keith in your username
>>706765395
i live here
>>706765180
Crying for attention are we. Good thing the white knights are out in force to comfort you
>>706765294
Runs where it's at boyo
>>706765520
*hugs and pat on teh back*
>>706765520
Well yeah, Keith is my middle name. Add me anyways you scrub
>>706765430
Take a fucking shower.
