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>>706741657
Checking if im still banned
>>706741657
I want to feel needed
>>706741657
i wanna lose my virginity and i'm resorting to craigslist to do it.
He loved it
>>706741657
the concept of "white privilege" is a brainwashing technique, to make white people hate themselves
i wanna meet a decent gf
I really don't know what I am going to do if trump isn't elected...he is our only hope but now it seems like he is changing to abandon the constitution. with things like no fly no buy and stop and frisk.
I really want to fuck my cousin...
I'm not suicidal today. Anxious and depressed and a shut in, but not suicidal.
>>706741657
I would pay an insane amount of money to fuck my underage sister in law
I hate my n e ighbors. Bunch of stupid niggers. Also hate my stepson and that retarded fuck we let sleep on our porch. I hate my life but I can't change it. Worked Too Hard To Get It This way.
My mom gave away my social security number to a methwhore so she could get some free meth when i was 16 years old
The meth head has my fucking social security number and claimed me on taxes from ages 16-18
>>706744477
Dude you are fuck up and you need to die.
Dude fuck you Madelyn. I tried too hard and you tore my feelings like I had none. And obviously ripped them away. But seriously, why won't you even talk to me? Every other girl is shit compared to you and I hate you for making me feel like that. But IMA keep looking because I ain't going back to you, no matter how bad I want to. Fuck.
>>706744746
i literaly want to love her and impregnate her and care for her and her child
>>706744477
get doctor dude :3
>>706741657
I swear that I'm in hell right now like actual hell
>>706744999
Nein nein nein!
88
I have no social life I pretty much just shit post all day
>>706744988
Is it sister in law from your wife or a sibling?
>>706745091
Me too. I think I'm being punished for a past life or my bad decisions/choices in this life.
How would you say for me to approach this shy girl that I am friends with? (mostly to try and kill off that awkwardness)
She acts kinda awkward around me, or outright ignores me.
Never initiates contact, but is willing to talk for hours on end if I do initiate
I could do something like "hey, I am kinda curious about why you never initiate with me"
>>706745149
and what are you meaning by underrage ? like a american underrage which is -18 ? or what ... in poland we can have sex when we reach 16 legaly
>>706745149
my wife. I am 21 the girl is 15
>>706745336
i am 21 she is 15
>>706745410
>>706745470
That's not that bad.
She's a woman.
It's natural. Just don't act on it.
I have a diaper fetish.
>>706745580
1 year up and u can have sex in poland
>>706745580
For the love of God, dude.
Please don't act on it.
>>706745305
Dude look up how to be alpha. Dominate her. It sounds ridiculous but works. I'm the one complaining about Madelyn but that's honestly how I got her. I slept with her when I already had a gf. But I let her get the best of me. My bad. But I still wanna try to move on because if I don't, I'll be depressed. Just make a move dude. Fuck how you feel. Just do it like Nike.
I'm afraid that when I actually apply myself i'll find out I'm not as smart as I think I am
>>706745687
I dont. but i have put cum in her food and masturbated with her underwear
>>706745666
666
Yeah I used to live in Warsaw. Lots of incredibly beautiful women.
>>706745776
aw dude wtf
>>706745410
You should definitely die then, not because she is 15 but because you are willing to cheat and abandon the one woman that you actually decided was worthy of your love and you hoped would deem you the same. You are a shit bag and so is everyone else that is willing to cheat on their spouse.
I've fapped to nude furries on multiple occasions
>>706741657
I love ugly bony european women!!!
Harambe did 911.
I see her once every two years for a coffee and to just catch up with each other.
Every time it takes me another two years to finally forget about her.
fuck my stupid ass fucking principal i hope she chokes and dies tonight
I work hard and give everything I got, but still the person that I feel as the most important thing in my life sometimes make mistakes that hurts even if she doesn't know, I don't know if I'm being picky or I expect too much.
>>706745866
im not going to because clearly thats insanity. im just saying if there were anyway to do it with no reprocussions i would
I love you so much but I just don't know if I can make you feel the same
>>706745707
Someone else tried going all out alpha with her. It scared her away, and she never spoke to him again
Trump is a fucking kike
>>706746000
link her fb
>>706746015
Explain further please. What kind of mistakes?
>>706745770
I identify with this.
What I've learned is that we will never be our perfect selves, and that we will still find a reason to get up in the morning and try.
I am mad every morning when I realize I didn't die in my sleep. And my life isn't even that bad. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>706745305
The only thing you need to do to get pussy is make her laugh, it's really that simple make the bitch laugh and the pussy is free.
>>706746019
The fact that you even would think that is fucked and makes you a piece of shit.
>>706746072
Lol what? I got submissive for a bit because I got comfortable and thought that was okay. I know better now I guess.
>>706745922
It's okay man. That's why we're all here after all.
I want to fuck my best friends little sister more than anything. Only thing that's keeping me back is that I don't want to ruin our friendship and that shes only 16. But what the fuck she's so hot.
>>706746080
i dont have it
I used to be an adventurer like you...
but then i developed crippling depression
I miss her.
:(
>>706746249
Shes just an odd one in general.
>>706746214
Done that. Not any closer
I have urges to hurt things
I wish my boyfriend cared as much about me as I do about him. He's the only reason I ever really feel emotion and I'd rather they be positive.
I'm 21 and I can already see my alcohol consumption becoming alcoholism. I have no self control, and an insatiable need to alter my mental state. I'm more miserable than words can describe when I'm sober. I don't know how long I'll live.
My gf is 30 minutes home late from work. I searched her usual route in my car to pick her up but didn't see her.
I think she's riding another dick and I'm worried.
I have more open relationships with people I know online and the irl friends I have are only so I dont feel lonely
I'm a whore. No lie. I'm an actual whore.
I'm sick of trying to date misguided scorpion women and I'm scared of losing my virginity with a stranger.
I might just get another cat and become a wizard.
>>706741657
Pills fucked things up. Feel better now that I'm off of them. It's been a long eight months since but it's worth it. But it gets slowly better.
I want to impregnate my aunt.
>>706746599
Bless you. You make the world a better place to live in.
>>706746583
if you think she is, she is bro, fuck her and break it off clean
>>706746314
Dude I made out with my best friend's sister the other night. She not very hot honestly, but she wanted to fuck. I declined because of her brother and dad are close to me, and she's a little chubby. She texts me every day though. I know how you feel. Honestly, I might do it next time just for the adrenaline rush, but I wouldn't advise it. Unless you an adrenaline junky like me.
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/b/ didn't get worse. It just changed and I didn't keep up.
But why the fuck do we let furfags post freely here now, goddamn.
Stick to ruining your own life and try to contain your retarded drama to your own social circle...lol who i am kidding gonna have to off myself. Thanks for nothing bitch
>>706741657
I lie to everyone. Not just sometimes either. Almost every last thing I've ever said about myself to anyone is embellished, or pure bullshit. I guess I don't want people to know just how boring my entire life has been. I'm 36, by the way.
fuck it, im already too deep in the rabbit hole. I wanna fuck her brains out in the college parking lot.
>>706746548
If you already know your problem stop being a faggot and do something about it. Learn to love life and make something for yourself. Otherwise you're going to end up sucking some dudes cock off Craigslist for some dope money.
>>706746548
what do you think is the root of this? I understand very well what you mean. The only time I feel comfortable is when i'm drinking. no need to answer
>>706746694
thanks :")
I fucked Florie
>>706741657
I admit it! I am a nignog! I only call other people niggers on /b/ because I can't do it IRL!!!
Over the past decade I've become increasingly more racist the more I realize every other race is objectively better than black people. Black people suck, fuck you.
>>706746414
But I love the weird ones. Normal is boring.
>>706746698
I can't accept it is the problem. She would just lie to me and I want to hear her say it.
That's probably the hardest part.
>>706746548
21 year olds can't be alcoholics. Yippee just 21. Everyone is a boozer at 21.
>>706746520
I know what you mean dude.
>>706746875
Well, the evidence is staggering.
>>706746713
no it's gotten worse
I don't know how to deal with the feelings of affection I am experiencing, what to make of them or how to proceed.
>>706746708
Believe me when I tell you 50% of the time I think "fuck my friends feelings, I want to fuck this bitch" but for some reason I keep telling myself no.
I'm tired of sleeping with ugly girls after going to bars. I want a girlfriend again.
>>706741657
I have a wife and a girl friend and I'm afraid to get tested for std's
i am terrified of failing and ending up alone. i feel like if i don't meet the love of my life in college, i will never meet her. oh God, please let it happen.
Ive cheated on my SO 9 times and they know ans wont leave my ass.
>>706746888
Try. Just trying to figure her out. I know she likes me as a friend at minimum, and for some reason cares for me. But just to what extent? And can I have her break out of her shell?
>>706741657
Ah, one of these threads. It feels good to say this again every so often:
I am a pedophile.
I can't help it, but I can control it. Underage girls just get my dick standing at attention like nothing else can.
I'm not even really ashamed of it anymore. There are so many closet pedos and sheltered pedos lurking out there, you couldn't be in a crowded place without bumping into at least a couple.
It's not as rare or terrible as the media wants everyone to believe. It's just another part of nature, one that we've been taught to fear and despise.
No, I'm never going to fuck a kid. That's fucked up and abhorrent. But I sure will check out her ass and jerk off to that thought later, not even gonna lie.
I do everything with intent to make myself suffer. Sounds edgy I know but thats how my mind works. I want to make myself miserable.
No confidence. Hate myself. Cant enjoy anything. 20 + virgin. So insecure cant even make convo. No college or job. Cant be around to many people i feel overwhelmed. Life sucks
Also tried having sex twice...couldnt get hard
>>706746106
I don't know if they should be called mistakes, but spending time with a certain friend, she says she spends time with other friends too but I know that's not entirely truth
I just have this bad feeling, when I tried to ask her what's the deal she lied saying it wasn't that important and asked if I was angry about it, of course I was, we discussed.
Also we were going to move together next month and I don't know how to feel about that.
>>706746888
888
Three numbers in a row!
I should start studying
I really want to ask her out, but i don't know how to.
>>706747079
Love died with the 20th century. 21st century is free lust and strictly business.
>>706747121
Retard here, you probably can't answer my question but is sociopathy connected to pedophilia in any way?
>>706746952
That's retarded
>>706746548
You'll outgrow that insatiable need. Just don't go fucking around with the hard shit. I've been drinking almost every night for 10+ years, but if I don't, I'm fine with it.
I want to die but I'm too much of a bitch to do it.
I have dreams of fucking my little sisters friends.... they're 12.
and i enjoy the dreams.
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
>>706747299
That sounds like you're a drunk
How much do you drink a night?
I have never had an orgasm with my boyfriend during sex and I don't know what to do.
>>706746919
you need to accept it now or wait until you are licking his cum out of her pussy
Im really tired of being lonely and dont understand how to change my personality
>>706747339
Everyone feels that way
I think
>>706747433
Learn to stimulate your own clit while he pathetically fucks you
Don't be a whore and leave someone you love because theyre not the best Sex You've had
>>706747023
Is she hot and do you want to? Like, if she wasn't your friend's sister, would you fuck her? If so, then do it.
>>706747102
It's easy. Just be alpha, the other dude obviously didn't do it right. You can.
>>706747205
Well bro, if you think she's being unfaithful, you'd better straighten that shit out before you move in together. I've told every girl I've ever been serious with, that's the only unforgivable sin. I can forgive anything else.
>>706741657
I don't understand how people go to work. I'm almost 26 and work just causes me massive anxiety. I feel like I'm missing some pieces of myself that others have. I don't understand how people can go to work 5 days a week doing something that brings them no joy. Maybe your job makes you happy, but I have never had a job in my life that wasn't a giant stress factory that I hated every moment of
>>706744419
came here to post this
>>706747235
>"wanna get dinner Friday night?"
>>706747248
I dunno. Questions like that are way above my pay grade, man. I can't say if I'm a sociopath though. I just have a really dark secret to keep.
I won't say I'm Mr. Popular or anything, but I've got a good few friends here and there, and I've had a few girlfriends off and on. I have a decent job I've been at for a few years. I'm a huge Zelda and Fallout fan. Love Firefly, and I've caught every single episode of Supernatural. I go to bars, parties, I try to be a decent guy often as I can and take care of the people close to me.
I think the only thing unusual about me is, you know, the whole pedophile bit. And I used to resent it, and hate myself for it, but in the last few months or so I've just stopped caring. I can't change it, and I don't think I deserve hatred, especially not from myself.
>>706747683
thank god I'm not the only one.
>>706747433
My girlfriend gives the worst head I've ever gotten and she hates when I go down on her and I love good head and eating pussy, however, I won't leave her because I love her to death and...I found a compromise with good anal and lots of crazy sex toys. You have to communicate or make it work yourself.
>>706747415
3-4 drinks. Just enough to get that warm feeling. I never get falling down, barfing drunk though. That shit is no fun.
>>706747637
Honestly knowing how she is stupidly shy towards me in particular and our history, it is best for me to like I said in op
FUCK THE JOB THAT CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THEY WERE READY TO SEND ME AN OFFER. 7 MONTHS LATER AND STILL NO OFFER. FUCK YOU!
No, I definitely don't want to leave him. Other than that sex is great.
>>706747878
That's not great for you but I guess there are worse habits.
I drank 6-8 beers a night for years and years, never sick or falling down...but I had to quit because I felt I was doing myself a disservice physically and mentally and financially.
I wish they were all fucking dead
Girl left me. Went back with her Ex which she said she wouldnt. Have to see them every fucking day. I feel sad and hurt. I just want to move on, meet better girls (who aint backstabbers) and be happy. Cheers /b/ros.
>>706741657
I just want a gf that i can have a meaningful relationship with
>>706745776
kys
I have really bad FOMO (fear of missing out) and i keep fucking things up or worrying that I'm not doing the right things.
I'm cheating on my (only 2 month) boyfriend because he is awful in bed. But i still really like him as a person.
>>706741657
I can't feel anymore.
I don't know where my head is.
I don't know where my body is.
I don't remember the days.
I stopped aspiring to do great things. I just do them to get by. I will walk until my ankles are bloody and sore, just to get a drink of water. Even for no reason other than walking.
Just, walking.
I don't feel bad about these things anymore.
Sometimes I don't even care about what other people conclude as they go through the motions. I... I'm not even home.
I know that one day I'm going to accidentally slice myself open. And I know that one day I will not notice. And I know that one day, I will bleed out, alone, and no one will know where I've gone or what I've done, if not for years after the fact.
And yet, people look at me as a source of inspiration, a care for living. But I just... don't care anymore.
>>706747661
because I need money and don't have parents to fall back on
Try to make the best of it faggot.
Tears For Fears was one of your favorite bands dad. Been gone a year now and I can't stop listening to Mad World. I miss you man.
I fucked a 14yr old girl I met on the internet and fucked her till she had a quivering orgasm she cried and begged me to stop but I pumped harder till I came one her back. Afterward she said I was the best she ever had.
Hey J... I miss you a hell of a lot, and i miss our talks about Gorillaz and shit... I improved with my writing and i think i might start on a book. Just fucking come back and chat with me once, just once.
A few days ago I stole $2 from my work and now there's an investigation going on there, I feel bad. I never steal anything..
>>706741657
I met this girl a month ago, we kinda separeted last week. I swear the first two days after I reliased that I have lost her I haven't slept or ate anything at all. Basically felt like nothing, which I am now. I still have strong feelings for her which is fucked up. I wake up in 4:30 am to pee and first thing I think about is "how the fuck i blew it with this girl".
I am a fucking sad madafaka.
>>706748378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3bzpCspvY
I hate that the person I loved so much twoyears ago, the man I was engaged to and who cheated on me (and I on him) before he left, keeps sending me emails about wanting to be together and how we're soul mates. We've been apart so long and I hate that even though I'm with someone else now it's still a struggle to not run back to you. I tried to kill myself when you left and my current boyfriend was there for me when you weren't. So why the fuck is it this hard to get over you? Maybe it was the manipulation of you. I dunno. But even though I told you to not contact me anymore there's a part of me that misses you dearly. And I hate it and wish I could cut that part out.
im in love with my best friend but she lives on the other side of the country and I'm afraid that one day we'll end up just no longer talking to eachother and I'll never see her again, with different lives, just like everyone else in our former friend group.
She's the only real friend I've got /b/
>>706748474
>J
>>706748949
Heh, thanks for that anon..
i hate people that are desperate for atention, they try their best to make you mad and salty instead of living their stupid lifes, sometimes i feel sorry for them, its not their fault that their parents forgot to check if you had a brain.
>>706747638
Sorry for replying late.
Thanks bro, I know I can always count with you.
>>706748776
/b/ro
>>706748316
Tits of gtfo out of here with your b8
>>706741657
I'm failing chemistry.
>>706747713
I am you. Completely normal dude. I don't have any particularly attributes, and most people consider me to be a pretty likeable dude. I just happen to also enjoy the thought of naked 13 year olds rubbing their bodies up against me. Would never act on it. Not really ashamed of it anymore.
Totally gay for my best friend.
>>706749678
Same.
What makes it worse: it's intro to chemistry :(
youre all gay as fuck. fix da internet n da world fagz
>>706741657
Becoming a teacher was the worst fucking mistake I've ever made. I'm not coming back next year. I don't even give a shit about money at this point (and it's not a lot, considering all the bullshit you have to put up with.) If I have to come back one more year I might actually kill myself.
These fucking kids are my worst nightmare.
I might be a faggot.....met old guy off of Craigslist. Went to his place and stroked each other off.
>>706741657
I am a fucking lazy motherfucker who cannot get his shit together fuck.
I masturbate to pictures of my sister.
I've got weird bumps on my dong
>>706750167
What grade?
>>706741657
I don't care about getting a girlfriend, I don't care about having kids, and I don't care how it makes me look. I will dedicate myself to the Japanese language and master it as I must master myself. All Joyo Kanji, all Hyogai Kanji, all of the tests associated with the languages, and so on. I will become a 'being beyond god' of the Japanese language.
I have no friends in this new place in working and I have mixed feelings about it, not sure if they just aren't my people or I'm just too shy to really get the ball rolling
>>706749736
Come onto him. Do it naturally. You might be surprised how he reacts.
You've already built up the emotional relationship, so it should be much easier for you and him rather than a stranger.
If he rejects you, either ignore his wishes and rape him or pretend it never happened and go back to being friends. Either way, don't make it awkward the next day.
>>706741657
i fingered my mom when she was sleeping
>>706750496
6. Bunch of psychopathic assholes.
>>706750349
share
I'm going to see ghost next Friday and I'm nervous because it's a few hours drive and I'm going alone. I'm nervous I won't enjoy myself
>>706750389
fordyce spots
>>706750676
WOW more feet please
>>706749798
Same. I get the concepts but the problems are just out of my range. It all depends on the instructor I suppose. Science courses tend to have shit-tier ones compared to other departments.
>>706750676
I would but knowing 4chan I will just get cucked by some guy reverse image searching.
I don't think I'll ever have a healthy relationship unless I get mental help and getting help is terrifying to me
My friends put me into a clinic bc I wanted to commit suicide on friday;
I cant get high in here and cant sleep
>>706751012
commit suicide in the clinic
>>706750867
Just crop a bit of it
>>706747661
you get used to it. Have had generalized anxiety since I was a kid and I promise you that you just get used to it.
>>706750805
Not fordyce, I think it might be genital warts
>>706750867
facebook images aren't reverse image searchable faggot
I can't believe nobody has said this yet.
NIGGERS
>>706750816
>>706751281
found the newfag
>>706751199
Post pics pls
>>706741657
I'm a depressed heroin addict and i can't quit. I appear to "have it together" to most people, i've been able to be functional for a couple of years but I'm just going through the motions. The only time i'm at peace is when I'm high out of my mind. I wish I had the courage to just take a bunch of xanax and slam the rest of my dope so it'd be over with.
>>706751346
Good job outing yourself
>>706751100
im good
>>706751251
i dont use facebook that much other then to stalk people and i rarely reverse image search so i wouldnt know that :)
>>706751281
I was walking home and there was a nigger in front of me doing like a swagger walk where he threw his shoulders real far with every step. For like 4 blocks until i turned down a different street. WTF is up with that.
>>706751367
U live in michigan??
cucks
>>706751735
They think they're shit because they smell like it
>>706751094
Shouldnt be too difficult since these fags didnt take my razorblade from me :/
>>706750572
He "admires" how I look. Maybe that's enough to be open to experimentation. Eh I'll give it a go. Need that dick.
>>706751893
I live in a place where there arent very many non-white people. This is the first time I've ever seen anything like that.
white people have lead to the rise of all civilizations as we know them, even modern Asian, middle eastern, and African civilizations are the product of the white man's uplifting hand
>>706751848
no, texas
>>706748148
>I feel ya.
>>706747433
I just get my gf off with my hands
Most women cant orgasm from penetration alone its fine anyway
>>706746952
not the anon youre replying to, but i knew i was an alcoholic when i was 19. it only got worse after 21.
>>706752107
Move to northern Cali
>>706752262
Damn, u guys get tar down there don't ya?
>>706748474
J? I lost a friend whose name starts with the letter J just a couple of months ago
>>706751997
Invite him to your house. Turn off the lights and watch a movie together. Start with cuddling on the couch and see how he reacts to it. Move on from there.
>>706741657
It hurts to be a decent black man.
i wanna break up with my gf but if i do it she'll kill herself
Me and my ex hooked up, my best friend convinced her to break up with me behind my back and she went out with him a few days later. Feels bad man, all my friends ditched me because I wasn't my usual cheery self. I can't vent to anyone because then they'll know i'm an emotional faggot.
>>706750924
Don't me me. I'm 29 and still mentally battling to bring myself to get help.
>>706746875
I relate to this 100%. I'm soooo over niggers. I wish I could jump start a race war and go niggers hunting without fear of jail.
>>706751367
im about 2.5 months clean after being a heroin addict for 3 years. It's hard but you can do it. I never went to a rehab either.
usually I feel sad and empty but today its gone. It's replaced with a lazy feeling, like how you would living in the countryside, basking in the sun. I quite like it, but it's foreign to me.
>>706752498
yep, almost nothing but bth. i frequently order pure #4 from the darknet a lot though
>>706751916
Or your phone? Where the fuck are you?
>>706752638
THIS
>>706752608
We're at each other's house and watch movies and such all the time. That actually sounds like a nice easy way to try it. Just like rest my head on him and see if he minds at first. Yeah I like that.
>>706752706
Make new friends. They sound like fucking cunts. Don't be afraid to be emotional, just don't be dramatic.
I wish there was a safe way to play out an abduction/gang rape fantasy with actual strangers
>>706747235
You don't know how to say "hey, you wanna go get a drink sometime "....you're some type of special anit ya?
>>706752741
i've been clean for a few weeks-months at a time but it never lasts. life feels so hollow without it. I was planning on quitting and trying to maintain on kratom, something i was able to successfully do for about 4 months before, but it's almost certainly going to be banned within the month by the shitheads at the DEA
>>706752773
We get some good powder up here, especially from Detroit. You don't have to cook it all. Some times its pure white and draws up completely clear in the rig, my very seasoned dope fiend friend od'd of a ten pack of that shit(prolly fentynal)
>>706752840
It also doesn't help that I'm Haitian (God bless their souls, but I really wished they wised up, stop pissing around and at least build some decent disaster-proof infrastructure), and the BLM cancer is cucking all of us and shoving decent blacks with the "thugs" and "niggers". It hurts to live each day. I appreciate each day and be nice to everyone, but everyone sees all of us like money-grubbing, city-destroying shit-faced bitches. Fuck. FUCK!
I met this girl 6 years ago, and what I love about her is how chill she is about everything. She loves to have fun, but knows when to be serious, and her parents are so sweet. Every time I'm over at her house, her parents always ask me to stay for dinner, stay to watch TV, sit, talk, anything... I just don't have the heart to ask her out because I fear I'd break her heart eventually and we'd separate like the San Andreas Fault... What is wrong with me?
>>706753276
Yeah, I stopped too. I take kratom everyday and ocassionally suboxone.
>>706753305
yeah, white heroin is risky these days.. 3 years ago i'd have been all over some white dope but nowadays i feel like it's almost certainly gonna be some fentanyl analogue. careful out there friend
Harambe was just a gorilla
>>706752800
They wouldnt have taken my weed either if i had some with me; though they asked to see my pockets they didnt care :/
Germany btw
I'm in love with my girlfriend's best friend. She's pretty, funny, adorable. She's so incredibly sexy and I got no chance with her, but I'm not sad about it
>>706753436
i should have stocked up on kratom before the ban announcement :/
>>706752541
Damn, Moved away 3 months ago, he doesn't answer his phone or answer his emails, I'm just preparing myself for the worst....
>>706751367
I struggle with addiction too, anon. in and out of rehabs most of my adult life. ive got almost 2 months sober now, and it's harder than anything I've ever done most days, but shit is slowly feeling better. I do NA at least once every day. you won't like it at first, but if you stick it out for like 30days you start to get to know the people and it does help a bit. it's a slightly better alternative to the other outcome which is uncontrollable suffering until you eventually die.
good luck bro
>>706753477
I'm tired of putting up with peoples shit
>>706753477
>triggered
Harambe wasn't just a gorilla, he was the anti-nigger.
>>706753563
We were able to get the banned postponed. You can still get it cheap and reliable at kratora, that's where I get mine
>>706741657
I typed a long-winded sad reply but then deleted it when I realized that it could be summed up wayyy shorter:
I hate myself. No matter what I do, I feel alone. I can't bring myself to even try to lose my virginity because I feel like no one would want me. The lowest points of my depression were punctuated by my acceptance of the idea of dying; by that I mean that if I were to die during that time, I would be completely alright with it. I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself, but almost every day I fantasize about it. I don't want to be alone anymore, but I probably have to stop hating myself first. That makes me hate myself even more.
>>706752984
he's gonna beat the ever loving shit outta you anon and you will lose your best friend
I'm fucking in love with my best friend (we both guys) and he knows it and is acting weird with me like he is too (although he has a gf) and I don't know what the fuck should I do
I wish my best friend was secretly gay too, and he loved me back
do i do drugs to numb the pain or to stay relevant
I just make choices as they come to me. I have no aspirations and no long term goals. I don't know how much I care about that problem either.
>>706754074
Be straight up. If you're interested in him and he knows, and you're unsure what his behaviour towards everything is, then ask him! My best friend and I talk about relationships all the time, despite the fact that we barely see each other. I've known her for years and know what she likes and doesn't like and where she is with relationships and dating. If you want to know something, ask a question and use the answer for your next steps.
>>706754099
Both, though your relevance only matters to yourself
Life is sick get used to it
>>706753953
Like just resting my head. We're already really comfortable around each other. He's not all homophobic or anything. He'd just jokingly push my head to the side or maybe go with it. Small steps
>>706754074
Wait for him to admit, or just side track him on his free time to talk to him, too.
>same thing happened to me too, until I realized that he was just an effeminate, cucked man who only wanted to become chatty Cathy to the grills he talked to in high school.
My life would be better if she was dead.
Was babysitting family... nobody around, was curious... Tried my sister in law's breastmilk.
Was pretty tasty actually. Too bad it's extremely doubtful I'll have a chance to get more.
>>706754269
I already have! And all he say is I don't know and maybe... But it sucks... I like him that much I even put his happiness over mine several times.
nobody knows i smoked ice from age 16 to 18
>>706741657
Hate my stupid ass job, how they're always fucking understaffed. Never can get someone to work shifts, and always calls you on your day off. Supervisors are college students, and I'm older than one of the fucks. Management couldn't support a pair of tits if they were a training bra. And don't get me started on the twat of the head chef that designs the fucking food.
>works at a dorm cafeteria
>>706754088
Same here lol. I wish your name started with a D or something.
>>706741657
i wish i had a license to kill whoever i wanted
oh and a teleporter to make sure i wasn't just limited to people around me
>>706753356
The worst part is being lumped in with the rest of them and people actually being surprised when you open your mouth.
"Hi, how are you?"
"Y-you...I hate to be rude, but you sound like a white guy."
>>706754074
How does he know? Did you tell him and how did that go at first? Same situation here
>>706754397
no he just puts up with your fag shit because he feels sorry for you, go ahead push him over the edge anon, lose your friend for your own lust
Mexicans aren't people
>>706752984
Initials DLM?
>>706754649
Not that dude...
But my name starts with a D, though. ;)
Everyday I slowly accept that she might like me as much as I like her. It hurts, but she's so far the most interesting person I've ever met. I've had a crush on you for two years. It's not your fault for not liking, I'm a shitty human being and you remind me that I still have the ability to care for someone.
>>706754550
>quitting anything, ever
pussy
>>706754545
I'm really sorry that happened. But don't put your happiness second to his. I know you like him and all, but you need to be happy with what you're doing to yourself first before you're happily in a relationship with someone else. Focus on that and don't lose hope. Even if you don't get to date him, you'll find someone as long as you remember to be happy with yourself. :)
>>706754545
He certainly likes you back and wants you. He's just in a conflicted position with his gf. He probably doesn't like her like that, but doesn't want to hurt her.
No matter how hard I try I can't seem to make things work in my life (better job, move out of parents house, get a girlfriend) and I have crippling depression from it, I fully plan to kill myself by the time I turn 30 if things keep going this way...
[spoiler]I'm currently 27[/spoiler]
>>706755012
Exactly this, he doesn't want to hurt you or her and doesn't know what to do.
I should sleep.
>>706754869
No, first name starts with an A
>>706755068
>trying to use spoilers on 4chin
>>706752638
>>706752840
>>706753356
>>706754735
>"I hate to be rude"
>"Nigga, if you hate to be rude you would not even say that shit"
Every damn time.
My situation is good aside from this fucking CANCER of shit job & literal tumour of a person in my life. Fuck /b/ at least I get to quit the job in a couple months but I literally cannot get this person off me. He follows me like a fucking puppy and I am so tired. He won't win. I need to find ways to demoralize him and just fucking ruin his life slowly but surely. How do I tell him to get out of my life?
>>706754875
What does you last name start with? :)
>>706754842
Are you retarded?Mexicans are people.
>>706755249
nigger you just went full newfag
>>706755068
Don't.
Listen to me, you need to think about what you want to do in life and what is holding you back from achieving that. There are temporary things and there are permanent things, but don't use a permanent solution for a temporary problem. I believe in you, and even though I don't know you, I want you to know that I used to be just like you, in a crippling depression from the age of 13. I'm now 22 and things are looking up and better for me because of how I removed the toxic things from my life. I believe you can too, all you need to do is figure out what needs to be done and just do it. Life is about taking chances, so take that chance. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't. But don't kill yourself because you're stuck where you are, aspire to do better and fight for what you want! I believe in you.
>>706755365
>implying non-whites are people
>>706754779
It's not just and you don't really know the context and who he is. I think you're putting yourself in his position, and I wouldn't be friends with you
>>706741657
I fully intend to kill myself within two years if I do not find either love, happiness, or wealth.
>>706755193
Initials ASS?
>>706755383
>>706748335
>>706754735
Ohh, man, do I even.
This train announcer for my area's transport system has been called that on more occasions than one.
I've heard other people say he sounds like an old, white Red Sox announcer. UGH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk7z2kiHAKY
>>706755617
kek
>>706755617
Lol no. A.S. Though. Do you know someone with ass as initials?
>>706741657
if forging the diploma was a real option, then id never have bothered with this piece of shit university.
>>706753570
oh, sorry, i just had a good friend pass away on july 25th. his name was Jon and we loved music and the Gorillaz.
>>706753276
I know, I'm honestly very scared that I'm not going to last. I've gone four months before, but that was before I started IV'ing (which I started like a year and a half ago).
>>706753436
>>706753563
>>706753806
Can you guys please explain to me what Kratom does for you? I don't fully understand. I've tried suboxone and it's just like a mini-high and I don't wanna get dependant on it again. I've been taking vivitroll as a safety net since I'm really keen on staying clean this time.
testing my sex webcam please: http://webcam1.gq
Even though shes a whore and has fucked a bunch of guys including her cousin i still i wanna talk to her
>>706755792
Ah was looking for an S
>>706755068
hey that sounds like me in 6 years
I'm definitely happy as a guy, but sometimes I wish I was born a girl.
>>706755528
>you don't really know the context and who he is
spoken like a true delusional faggot I look forward to the feels thread when he rejects your dumb ass
>>706755891
It's like popping two norcos but not as satisfying.
>>706755249
>he doesn't know some boards actually have spoiler blackouts
>>706741657
I stay in a relationship that I no longer want to be in.
>>706755281
>You're not like the others.
>For a black guy, you're really quiet and polite.
>>706756090
Lol fuck off fag
March 2021 is when I decided I will end it. I've been wanting to for a while and thinking it through but part of me wants to enjoy life a bit longer and another part of me just wants to go so I made a compromise
>>706756084
Same. I wanted to crush feminists and be innocent at the same time. And with a nice pair. And hips. And glistening thighs.
>>706741657
Kanye West is a fucking idiot
Really miss my crazy cockwhore ex even though I have a v nice new gf
>>706756084
I'm mostly just sad that I'll never get pregnant. I don't want a kid, or to give birth, but just having a kid inside me sounds neat. I could strap headphones around my belly and play music for my baby, and people would feel my belly when s/he's kicking...
Oh well.
I'm tired of my girlfriend but she doesn't deserve me breaking up with her
>>706741657
I act tough and insult everybody because I'm actually really sensitive and get hurt easily.
I also make a big deal of pretending like I don't care because I care all too much.
>>706756498
YMMV. Yes, he's a musical brother that has contributed rap, but in interviews and in public, he acts like he should be in a straitjacket like M. Night after Lady in the Water.
I've lost two girls in the past few months. One who I was with for almost a year and also my first girlfriend and another whom I met afterwards and helped me through it and then broke things off before we got serious
>>706741657
I'm a pedophile (i fit more in hebephilia but the definition it's loose)
>>706741657
I have consistent memory loss and people seem to think I can remember dates and events on my own, strangers at my job think I'll remember them when they come back and I just fucking can't.
I've got a buddy who reminded me about a thug a few weeks ago, and of course I didn't remember the date. And now he's pissed that I forgot.
I FORGET EVERYTHING. I don't know what the fuck he expected.
>>706745866
Oh hi white knight
>>706749736
Is your first initial, S?
>>706756799
Do you like JJ?
Miss my ex, broken up for five months now. I miss you so much, L.
>>706756693
What letter does your first name start with
im 25, work min wage job,want to go to collage. cant afford collage. in love with a co worker. no balls to ask her out. barely living pay check to pay check. have wracked up 4k in debt (not a lot to some people but a crap ton to me). have no clue where im going in life or what i want out of it.
>>706756910
not really. no idea who is she
>>706757226
cunt
>>706757365
Some Nickelodeon 16 year old.
I seriously wish I were gay. Women are irrational bitches who make everything more complicated than it needs to be.
>>706757402
Eat my entire ass.
