Dubs decide (on phone and a new fag)
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Dubs decide (on phone and a new fag)
>>706739815
So let's have a sexchat
Soooooooooooo
>>706739815
lets listen to music and make out?
>>706739815
You must put the following picture for her next 5 responses
>>706740455
WinRar
>>706740455
beautiful
>>706740455
Same anon here just to clarify you send it once then wait for a response then respond with the same photo until you've put that same photo 5 times
You're about to be dying of cock consumption
>>706741190
Rollo
OP, you gonna do seconds?
Wanna see a micro dick?
You're almost as hot as my mom
>>706741135
>was supposed to confuse and repel girl
>makes her laugh scoring OP points
>I am your hero
Listen, I've been meaning to say this for quite a while now, but I've never really had the guts to say it. I think I'm starting to really like you.
I wuv you~~~ uwu
>>706741428
You're hotter than my mom
love me back pls
>>706741571
OP delivering?
You sir are not a fag and will hopefully be able to get this chick
>>706741635
You know, now that I've sat down and thought it over, even though you'll never be as attractive as your mother, I'm willing to settle. What are you doing saturday?
Last one... This replying is harder then I thought it would be
>>706741735
Summer sure came early.
>>706741805
Reroll
>>706741910
Too~too~roo!>>706741935
Would you put your lips around my cock if I told you I was gay? Help me go straight please
>>706741805
Rerollin in the deep
>>706742079
Rolling
>>706742079
Reroll
>>706742206
Reroll
I'm sorry, I just have the biggest fucking crush on you and I'm really nervous.
>>706739954
Reroll
>>706742238
reroll
who fucking gives a shit? we don't even know what she looks like
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently
>>706742238
Rawlin
>>706742238
Rollerino
send the 6th most recent picture on your picture roll
show me your tits
>>706742359
rell
>>706742335
roll
I'm gonna be completely honest with you right now, I love you. I love you so much all the words in all the languages in the world can't describe how much I love you. Plus you're so beautiful, shooting stars are just angels tears marveling at you, and rain is just the sky crying because it'll never be as beautiful as you. The truth is the second I met you I knew that you were what was missing, without you I'm an empty husk, but when we talk I'm a junkie getting his fix, except the drug in me is you. Thinking of is what gets me through the hard days, so since I can't propose over the phone, will you be my girlfriend?
you know how you make my cock hard
>>706742334
Rollin
Ask her out, if she says no send a dick pic.
>>706742411
oh fuck winrar
>>706742411
winrar
splintery skewer in my cockhole, call it a cockbab
>>706742411
Holy shit
>>706742238
rollin
do you despise jews as much as i do?
dont you hate those stupid sandniggers that do nothing but complain?
>>706742411
Nailed it
>>706742411
fiuck ye bro niceee
>>706742411
Winnar?
>>706742488
double winrar
>>706742522
Winrar
>>70674233
reroll
fuck fuck fuck yes :D :D
better deliver, OP.
>>706742411
One of the best winrars I've seen in a while
Op here, she is taking a super long time
Op you better deliver because I worked fucking hard on
>>706742411
>>706742827
Post it
>>706742411
WINRAR
(I'm the first winner and this should fix the hole I dig for him)
>>706742827
how stressed are you over her answer, faggot?
>>706742411
Lol today we got faggot op an unwanted girlfriend
I mean she's probably fugly but got any pics OP?
>>706742488
Coulda won
>this is now a greentext
She's going to come gobble your cock and dick.
>>706742953
Today we fuck up another man's life. Twas a good day Titus.
>>706742969
Seconded
>>706743050
>cock AND dick
where are you OP
OP YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER
>>706743116
First she gonna eat his rooster, then she gonna suck that dick like a broken vacuum what's not to get?
Look at the ancient world: there was no such thing as "gay" or "straight". There was just being a man, and being a man meant you had sex with other alpha men for fun and personal development. Having sex with women was just a necessary evil, a loathsome chore necessary to perpetuate the species.
Shitlibs sell the lie that if you have sex with men, you need to adopt a "gay" persona where you live a degenerate lifestyle, act in a feminine manner, and vote for shitlib politicians. The reality is that the most masculine thing you can do is fuck another man.
Delivar OP
>>706742969
Agreed
Deliver the meowmix!
WHERE ARE YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
DELIVER OR I RAPE UR DOG TONIGHT OP
>>706742411
kek
Post it nigger
The silence speaks for itself if she hasn't responded to that shit by now. I would be more surprised if she did respond and didn't just leave it at seen.
OP fag, where are you?
>>706739815
OP UR DOGS ASSHOLE IS MINE
>>706743344
He didn't do it, anon. OP is a fag, as usual.
I masturbate to all of your photos to suppress my urges
When op is a faggot
OP you fucking faggot nigger, deliver already
>>706743344
or maybe op is a fag
>MFW OP hoodwinked us real good
15 mins later, op is still a fucking faggot. Also, get.
>>706743581
Mfw you said hoodwinked
>>706743683
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCJIN FAGS FUCK UR WINDOWS AND GET A GLASS IN UR PENIS REE
>>706743735
Sorry my mom toke my phone and gave me a fucking heart attack
>>706744189
try to fake better next time, faggot
Dubs
>>706744377
I want to believe op
>>706744377
You gay,op
>>706744486
Fucking low self esteem detected
>>706744486
You better ask for nudes, op.
"from first met, thought hnng wana benis in her bagina"
>>706744377
Wait really
>>706744486
this is being texted to a different person
>>706744529
No he's not that was another winner
"Can I give you the old lick'aroo ? "
>>706744633
that winrar tho
can i shove my dick in your stankhole?
Check em
>>706744377
>>706744486
Why you fucking lying
"So now that I've told you about all of my feelings, do you wanna trade pics?"
I hope this one works
your pussy is flavortown
>>706744486
Send dick pic & tell her about your crush on her
>>706741346
Yea
>>706744866
WINRAR
>>706744866
Winner winner
>>706744879
Reroll
>>706744486
I'm just kidding, I never had a crush on you. Fuck off if you honestly think anyone would ever care about you, kill yourself
>>706744486
Well, first I just liked your sweet booty. Then, a few months ago I stole a pair of dirty panties out of your bathroom and brewed them into a cup of tea to drink. It was soooooo good that I just couldn't stop thinking about how great it would be to make you my wife so I could drink your fresh panty tea every day.
>>706744975
Reroll
im not macnugt you slut i cum down ur throat
I might have to quit I don't want to have this girl hate me
>>706745022
dat WINRAR
>>706745022
Rip OP
>>706745087
you wuss
>>706745022
holy fuck lmaoooo
>>706745183
Fine you dick I'll keep going
Ever since I met you I thought ypu was beutiful. I masturbate thinking of your adorable lips embracing my penis to satisfy my urges. As I pass besides you, I bow a little in the hopes I can sense your genital or anal aroma.
I once sneaked behind you while you were not percieving and stole one single hair from your head. I used it to make a blood sacrifice for the dark spirits in the hopes you would fall in love for me. Now it is clear you will satisfy my desires as I wish.
All Hail Belial
All Hail Lilith
All Hail Sathanas
Everything about you is worthy of all my love you're sweet, you're funny, you laugh when I spam cringe, you're absolutely perfection, nothing about you is bad, I love your cute smile, your amazing laugh, the way you care about me even when I'm being a crappy friend, and the way you are nice to me when my day sucks (and when it doesn't too) you're everything and more that I could ever dream of, that's why I love you, that's why I want to be yours, that's why I think of you when I can't sleep and nobody else!
I will kill myself if you dont send nudes
>>706745320
Shit I almost pulled op a girl with those 11 dubds anyway reroll
gib m3 sUm fUk
>>706745290
rolling for this
>>706745436
I wish I only had your to do
>>706745320
reroll
>>706745494
Same here
>>706745555
CHECK THESE QUADS BOIII
>>706745555
Winrar
>>706745418
I'm attempting to use humor to guide myself through a conversation that is uncomfortable for me, and I'm sure, you, as well. So look, why don't we go out Friday, you know, as more than friends, and see where this goes?
>>706745555
Op check this winrar
>>706745494
Reroll
I kinda want to save what I have with this chick
#nochin, idubbbz is better. gtfo with leafy
check dem dubs
>>706745860
Yeah you're fucked. Your first mistake was coming here with your original post
>>706745967
True
>>706745860
"Can I double tap that roastie"
>>706745860
If you're a coherent human being, you should. If you're a /b/tard or autistic, you won't
>>706745860
Just ask her out and end this before you get in over your skis, kid. No more of this stupid roll shit.
>>706746039
roll
>>706746087
She thinks it's my friends or some shit how do I save this!?!?
>>706745860
Seriously though, I'm on 4chan and virgins like myself are telling me what to say to you.
>>706746087
rolling for this
cause op is a dumb shit who asked other dumb shits what to say
>>706746269
Reroll
>>706746269
Hahah retry :)
>>706745860
You don't have to wish anymore I really do feel that way about you, I'm sorry for all the weird stuff I said it's just when I try to tell you my feelings I feel like I have all the butterflies that ever existed trying to burst out my stomach that's why I send you memes, that's what I do when I give up on telling you, so just please tell me I can be yours for now and (hopefully) forever
>>706746240
by explaining it isnt any of your friends? do you need /b/ to hold your weiner while you piss too?
>>706745860
I'm not kidding...
>>706746269
Re-roll
Listen dooters not to be meaner but a nooder would be a good idea :^)
>>706746367
Frick off by one reroll
>>706745860
Send her a selfie then ask to send one back
>>706746457
Roll
>>706746240
Do this one, dumbass. >>706745752
>>706746533
WINRAR
>>706746533
this got dubs. does this count? this should count.
>>706746269
Roll for this but end it with "have a great life, I'm going to end mine unless you send me a picture of your face and tits"
>>706746457
Rfrroll
>>70674636
reroll for this
>>706746533
Winrar for this
Stop being a little cunt, and let me fill you up with my baby juice.
>>706746679
Roll
>>706746567
gonna have to agree with anon on this one op
go with that one
don't listen to these other autists
>>706746679
reroll
>>706746367
Rollerino my dudes
>>706745752
this
>>706746367
Roll roll roll your boat gently down the stream
>>706745860
I want to tongue punch your fart box then have you piss on my chest and watch me flop around like a piss covered fish out of water
>>706747138
Lol
Send her this
>>706747138
Re roll
>>706745860
Op save her with this one
>>706746367
>>706747138
Rell
>>706747138
roll
>>706746367
roll
>>706746367
It is not your day dude, also roll
>>706747399
Winrar
>>706745860
Try me cunt I'll fookin reck ya. Oiii dontcha want to come to me house, lay on the bed, and let me shit and piss on ya?
>>706747399
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Winrar
>>706747550
Reroll
Hey I'm sorry, I'm super uncomfortable, I really hope I didn't ruin what we had.
>>706747399
Czeched my dude
>>706748162
roll
>>706747399
OP deliver
There's still a chance
>>706748162
Reroll
>>706742411
Roll
people are getting dubs to save OP and he isn't even here to see
>>706748522
Winrar
this OP this
>>706748733
Did you just roll for a dubs that's already been used by op?
I'm trying to save you
