Rekt thread please. Any level of rekt, WebMs and gifs are both good.
Will dump what I have.
>>706738429
Fuck off justin. This is mine now so go the fuck away
>>706739802
I just want to see one person on fire stop, drop, and roll... jeeus don't they teach kids anything these days?
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>706740319
stale pasta
>>706740319
fuckin' normie
>>706740319
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706739605
Never realized she was a he.
>>706738267
OMG, THAT FILE NAME. HAHAHA
>>706738525
I really enjoy this one
>>706740319
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>706738640
that's a very short bus
>>706740597
me too
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny copypasta" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this rekt thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a rekt thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with copypasta.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any rekt thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the copypasta. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting copypasta. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level shit day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating rekt threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every rekt is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this copypasta shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>706740597
Dude are you for real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fucking guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. It's Guerrilla warfare, you fucking ass douchebag cunt
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on /b/?
11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.
>>706740943
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>706741005
Does the hook hurt, bud?
>>706741005
baited
>>706739661
lolled
>>706740996
Is he died?
>>706739549
>file name
>>706740885
It's normal size, the reflection makes it look like it's shorter.
i love the pasta in this thread
>>706741618
Crushed his balls.
Died of eternal bleeding.
>1 liek =1 prayer
>>706740996
that guy got fucked so hard
>>706740885
You're one very new fag
>>706740125
What the fuck is that trap door for?
>>706740885
Your a really dumb nigger
>>706740573
Is the only one with quality relt the rest of this is ifunny puss shit
>>706741005
First time I've seen the Seal thing work
>>706741973
rekt != gore
gore is a subset of rekt
>>706738267
"aww, shucks" right after the punch
>>706738363
white_people.gif.webm
>>706738794
This is why you wear a seatbelt
Help me out guys, I need to top up my rekt foldrr
Oc
>>706743666
TTTRRRIIIPPPSSS
Jim Profit
>>706743902
What the fuck was he trying to do?
did they reduce the maximum file-size allowed? I have some webms that I've posted in these threads before (on /b/) that it's now saying is too large
>>706744137
To shoot through his cheek.
https://youtu.be/8b1s3_xJhMQ
>>706744269
Yeah max file size is 2mb now ;/
>>706744500
Holy shit that was nasty, one of the bloodiest videos I've seen on 4chan, and I've been here since 2010
>>706743132
Hue hue brbr 7-1
>>706744449
those bastards. Most of my WebMs are too big now
>>706744759
topkek
>>706741005
Triggered
>>706743872
Can somebody explain what the hell just happened?
Need the rekt chocolate milk down the sink.
>>706744759
my body wasnt ready. i dont go all OMG WTFFFF but i prefer not watchin stuff like this
>>706743872
what kind of nerve gas fuckery is this?
>>706745258
He kicks so hard he throws himself into the air.
>>706744137
Watch it again faggot
>>706745187
ive seen this for years and still ahve no fuckign clue
>>706745516
>>706744354
I know he was trying to shoot through his cheek, but what the fuck would that accomplish?
>>706740125
he just closed it
>>706743882
male privilege.jpg
>>706744759
Holy shit they've invented a gun that turns you into Maisie Williams. We're all fucked
>>706740300
fucking random cow
>>706740319
Almost had me there anon
Aight guys I'm all out, anyone else in this thread dump what you got please
>>706745709
one of the most horrific things I have ever seen
>>706745633
An anon here told me that he is a rapper and needed some attention.
>>706745771
kek
>>706738267
Nigger still tries to steal the bike.
>>706740996
is that tree stump OK?
some guy just landed on it
>>706741005
Fresh pasta or ?
>>706743666
free watch...
>>706740573
Islam is the religion of peace!
>>706746472
I sure hope so...if not that anons a fish
>>706744759
HOW THE FUCK YOU THINK THIS GUY FEELS ABOUT HIS SHIT BEING POSTED ALL OVER THE CHAN? THEN MOCKING HIS UNFORTUNATE DEMISE? YOU EDGE LORDS COULDN"T EVEN IMAGE WHAT HIS MIND, THOUGHTS, BODY WAS GOING THROUGH JUST MOMENTS BEFORE THIS HAPPENED TO HIM. COMPLETE AND UTTER TERROR.
YOU GUYS REALLY ARE FAGGETS
>>706743872
Obviously holding the already broken stick together with one hand, pretends to break it and flops... I hate this stupid gif
>>706745344
Kek file name
>>706743882
look at his inner peace
he is one with the forest
>>706746786
he's dead. he doesn't give a fuck about us posting him
>>706746786
Pretty sure he doesn't think much at all.
>>706746786
Well, I can tell you that he feels absolutely nothing right now, despite his shit being posted all over
>the chan
you wot m8?
>>706745647
My friend died in that
>>706745187
>>706745523
looks like the pool stick snapped in half or wasn't completely screwed in, put all his weight on it, it buckled, then he buckled, followed by him ramming his head into the pool table.
>>706747035
>>706747044
>>706747159
>>706747159
His spirit lives on, people never really die, science has proven this. Also just watch Ghost Adventures you nignogs
>>706747044
And the only thing going through his head was a shotgun slug.
>>706744759
When you nut but she keep suckin
>>706740300
Lmao, top kek of the day for me
>>706739549
Did they died?
>>706747174
if true that's a shame anon
moar
>>706745187
>>706745523
He slams down the pole and it snaps in half then I guess the momentum makes him smack his head on the table
>>706747174
And was the show any good at least?
>>706740645
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPJ5kqjEQlc&t=1m9s
>>706745633
It would give him 3000 gangsta points.
>>706747174
Link 2 news source or youre permafagged
>>706747174
man that must have been a crushing experience for you. my condolences anon.
>>706747646
It was Mega Deth intro-ing for Slayer, so no. not really.
>>706747777
keked and checked
>>706739802
what the fuck is happening here? is this some sort of theatrical production?
>>706745771
Too soon anon too soon
>>706740300
top kek
>>706739661
That's good brain wasted. Howinnafuck you gonna tan the hide within no brain then?
>>706748053
yeah shit was fire fam
>>706747337
Ghost adventures is not science. When we die were fertilizer, this is it buddy.
>>706747826
Yeah. No
It was the indiana state fair, Sugarland was just going to start playing or something.
Soon as the wind picked up I vamoosed.
>>706747174
fuck dude
>>706747777
checked
>>706746786
>the chan
>>706741618
blood splatter was shooped in, just an intense nutshot
>>706748213
Take your non-believer shit elsewhere
>>706745344
>>706746786
bullets?
>>706745380
Your image done broke.
>>706744269
Walk.....to help
>>706748447
Woosh
>>706744383
i ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>706739549
Oh god that filename.
>>706748310
I havent laughed this hard in years.
.i need the story to this
>>706742432
Modesty fail
>>706745771
underrated post
>>706746922
kek'd hard
>>706748294
yo he didnt even see it coming... no pain nothing. he existed and poof no more. didnt even know himself he was gone. thats such a weird concept to me
>>706748577
Don't be a pussy it's just a youtube link. Faggot
>>706742369
Would you say, Class Gore implements Rekt?
>>706748294
Those crossed legs tho
>>706748310
Holy fucking shit my sides have left the observable universe
>>706741005
Dude, you're fucking kidding, right?
>>706748560
Shiet. Muh tisms.
>>706741005
In all the years I've seen this shit posted, NEVER once have I seen someone take the bait.
>>706740645
kek
>>706744500
You sick fuck!
stfu
>>706748310
>>706743889
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>706741005
Are you kidding?
>>706744137
He was trying to Mexican, and he did it well.
>>706749233
>>706749199
>ur anus
>>706745709
absolutely cabbage bruh
>>706748606
it's one of those fake prank videos on youtube
lurk moooreeee fgggtttg
>>706747646
Stage collapsed between Sara Bareilles and Sugarland
so no
>>706749340
fucking classic
>>706745647
Goddamn dude
>>706749340
I love the second degree burns on his lips when he gets up.
>>706745771
I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB.
>>706746463
I haven't laughed in forever. This did it. Thank you.
>>706740300
Hah! the cow did what the drivers couldn't xD
>>706748310
The funniest to me is how rigid the white dude is running.
>>706740645
top kek
>>706743882
OC - as in that's you with the limb through your fucking leg?
Can you walk? How long was the surgery/recovery?
>>706744500
Awwwww
>>706740996
ouch?
>>706743666
i do hope the driver is ok
>>706740174
I saw one. works like shit. Flawed american education.
>>706747430
top kek
>>706746385
did you come up with that yourself?
>>706744759
>>706740174
They do, but they're too fucking stupid to remember.
>>706741157
>>706742239
>>706745082
>>706748991
>>706749043
>autismo maximo confirmed
>>706747619
damn what the hell is this, all i can make out is he has no hands and thats the front of his face
>>706749832
Nope sorry. Co worker riding in a side by side. Punched through the floor and h3 couldnt move. He is heavy on the morphene in the picture.
>>706743902
did the bullet trajectory skew of somewhere? shouldn't it have passed through the other cheek too?
>>706740125
Why close it?
>>706742994
>EMPEROR EYE
>>706747619
What's the story for this?
>>706746922
LOL!!
you son of a bitch
>>706741005
pasta or just another 17yo?
>>706750604
>>706750247
We are the ones who were baited....damn
>>706750260
>man fucks with cartel
>cartel fucks him back
>no hands peel face off with razor
>try to cut his head off with a dull knife
>hes awake the whole time bc hes hopped up on some hard shit
>hes conscious while theyre slicing through his neck painfully and slowly
>>706744759
oh man the many faces of a dead guy xD
>>706750742
of course it was bait it can't be more obvious than that
>>706748606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2ganadAS-4
>>706750682
holy fuck
>>706750499
that nigga got looney tunes'd
>>706750499
nigs gonna nig
>>706738363
Fire up that loud, another round of shots
>>706750945
that shits just depressing man
>>706750945
What a fucking retard, he deserved it.
>>706748073
someone did that to me the other way. I wish this happened to him.
>>706750173
>mfw isis
>>706751416
>>706745187
He put all of his weight on the stick and it broke.
>>706750945
That shit looks fake af
>>706750682
this is even better with sound, it is so fucking loud
>>706750499
that was perfect
>>706741958
its for stock, a barrel hatch to store more beer, the other staff shouldnt have left it open actually... this happened to a friend of mine after closing
>>706751585
Dafuq?
>>706740319
I saw this pasta a month ago.
>>706745647
Fun fact, that laid there fore months after it happend, Also the fair grounds is in the middle of niggeville. I live about 30 mins away in rich fag area.
>>706738267
lol he goes for the bike even when he unconscious
>>706741005
wow is this a new pasta? or newfag? i cant even tell
>>706747619
is he dead?
>>706746922
KEK!!!
>>706740573
>fuckin' normie
Doesn't know an overused pasta
>>706747619
Most hardcore vid I've seen in a minute
I can't remember the last time I actually got a little sick to my stomach but I did watching this shit
I just wonder what the poor fuck actually did to deserve it, or if Mexican's have no soul
>>706741959
>Your really a dumb nigger
>Your really a dumb
>Your really a
>Your really
>Your
>>706738640
Funny, but that bus is not even there
>>706744808
File size on /gif/ is still good
>>706750945
>>706752090
no, because the cartels let people live
>>706741005
I guess if you wait long enough, a new generation of freshmen will naturally come to take the bait themselves.
>>706752195
>>706752339
Hot
>>706752270
rival gang member/narc more than likely. torture like this is preserved for rivals and snitches
>>706745647
I hope so many cunts died in agony during this event. Fuck them.
>>706751953
can i take a sip?
>>706745344
One of my faves
>>706751497
Triple kill
>>706741005
First off kid, you aren't very bright, but we can see that. Secondly, do you sincerely think you are an intellectual talking that way? You seem very immature, but i guess not all of us can be men.
Chuckles to self, now go run and play.
>>706752703
man english musta been rough today. listen buddy, i know ms. newman is the meanest of all the 8th grade teachers, but you need to chill out and drink some yoohoo or something.
>>706750247
Damage control
>>706752487
TransAsia Airways Flight 235
>>706750945
>>706751569
Nothing personal kid
>>706748310
ToP KeK!!!
>>706751416
>>706746922
Over 39 big laughs.
>>706741005
Obviously new pasta only summers are dumb enough to reply to the Navy seal in this in length. Nice pasta anon
>>706752593
he was trying to cut a deal
so he had to make a point
by getting under his skin
and touching his mind
>>706751585
rip
>>706750173
Dead muslims make my cock diamonds.
>>706752867
Pasta, replies to with bait pasta, replied to with bait. It's bait-ception at this point
>>706750945
Fucking niggers
>>706738363
>whenthebassdrops.gif
>>706750465
mustard gas
>>706751585
Right in the fucking aorta!!! Fuck that cunt's mother. LoL.
I've held my tongue, Carl Sagan KNOWS I've done my absolute damnest to be civil with you clowns, but today the gloves come off. Frankly you people must have issues with your genital. You can't please a female so you come onto your little safe club anon website and goof around! That's all you are, big goofs with insecure genital.
Viagra can't save you now, only science can!
>>706752277
the left side of the image is a buildings glass... reflecting
>>706753408
I guess you can say.... he went ape shit
>>706753278
refer to >>706752881
>>706753710
>>706752727
youll get diseasesdoing that ya filthy git
>>706742994
And then he dunked on her.
>In YO FACE grandma!
>>706740174
it doesn't work. just like sucking venom out of a snake bite doesn't work. you might as well try to find a source of water.
>>706744383
Great tits, but for fuck's sake go to the dermatologist for your face girl.
>>706753863
Drink my cum faggot.
>>706740837
Pasta vs. pasta vs. pasta
Truly a battle of the ages
>>706745258
oh thats fuckin nasty
>>706753319
Not all of us have been to debate club I see, figures. Come prepared with a compelling argument or meet your maker, the decision is yours. I am a fair player that way, I allow my adversaries to reload their ammunition. But don't for one second believe I would lend you my bullet, only a fool would hand out his own wisdom to the enemy. Learn to master debate.
>>706753408
N I G G E R
I
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G
E
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>>706750499
fucking clerk saw him niggering from a mile away... he was so prepared
>>706744269
Fucking androids.
>>706745647
Metal
>>706747342
> shotgun
> slug
You're a genius.
>>706754141
compelling offer but no thank you
>>706754388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgun_slug
>>706744449
he pulled out his parachute and lived, what a boss
>>706754166
Am I the only one who doesn't get mad about pastas? They don't Fuck up the image limit like faggot bananas
>>706741005
Ive never seen navy seal copypasta work before.
Amazing. Fucking amazing.
>>706750499
That was not the clerks first rodeo
>>706751497
Power slide
>>706747337
No, it doesn't. You get one life, after that you don't exist anymore.
>>706746786
Its hard to think when your brain is ejected from your skull at mach speed.
>>706741858
>eternal
kek
>>706753214
This guy.
>>706753847
Winrar!
>>706750945
fake and gay
>>706738363
>josefernandezrekt.gif
>>706741005
Jesus fuck these newfags actually replying to your pasta thinking it's real and the people thinking its new?! I love it
>>706750945
What the shit, man
My heart just broke.
>>706745187
nerve gas
>>706746826
It's probably one of those detachable ones that can be split into two pieces and screwed together at the middle.
