Hurricane Matthew Thread. RIP Florida.
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Hurricane Matthew Thread.
RIP Florida.
Thank god. I hate it here.
>>706735251
good.
2spooky4me
>>706735251
anyone else see that spooky skleton.
Also good riddance. Florida is the gutter of America.
And the national IQ will shoot up. Good riddance you Florida fucks.
I live in Georgia and everyone in Florida is freaking out trying to find water and shit.
Meanwhile, ill prolly just gets some nice rain bands from this thing.
Key West here, smooth sailing for us. Not even closing schools
>>706735787
OP here.
Just tried to get gas for my generator from several different places, all empty.
Finally managed to get some in this shitty little place not many people know of.
>>706735251
lots of old people living there ready for death. perfect place for a hurricane.
>>706736026
Also evacuation zones released.
http://www.floridadisaster.org/publicmapping/
Zone A and B mandatory evacuation, I live in a part of zone A.
>>706735954
hey ..my daughter lives in key west..we will be there in a week for fantasy fest
U MAD FLOWRIDUH?
>>706736443
Only time I've ever been scared for a hurricane is this one, tbh.
T. OP
>>706736443
He mad bro.
Shidd
Hurricane Andrew did this to a mobile home park in Florida in 1992.
>>706736626
Kek
>>706736665
My house got destroyed by hurricane Andrew when I was little. Glad I live in Nevada now far as fuck from any crazy shit like that.
>>706736626
nice.
>>706736665
the miami dolphins were going to win the super bowl that year, but everyone on the team was killed by the hurricane.
>>706736626
born
>>706737138
Who could forget those tragic events
>>706736961
I saw this article while searching for Andrew photos. About children who lived through it.
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/special-reports/hurricane-andrew/article1942154.html
This shows that even the forces of nature hate Florida. I hope you dick heads die and your servivers are homeless in your shit state
Does anyone think Georgia has anything to worry about? specifically the Valdosta area
>>706738155
It might get a little windy, but shouldn't be bad as long as you're not too close to the coast.
>>706735518
>Florida is the gutter of America
then take a little responsibility for your own dying seniors and quit pawning them off on us.
LITERALLY, the worst part about Florida is all the people from different states. The largest voting demographic in the state is bitter, lonely retirees from the midwest who don't give a fuck about the state of Florida or the people in it, they just want their fucking health benefits.
Florida is a fucking dump because you lazy, entitled worthless children don't take care of your parents and dump them here. You turned Florida into a cesspit, if it disappears, you'll have to deal with your own trash.
>>706736665
I see no difference
>>706736665
>mobile home park
shit, that happens all the time, that's nothing
Just wait til a boat crashes through your roof 100 miles from the ocean.
>>706738444
trips
>>706735251
East Fort Myers Florida reporting in I'm on the west part of Florida so will be fine RIP west palm beach cape canaveral
>>706739105
ew i can smell you
>>706737537
Interesting read, thanks anon.
My mom and dad sister and I got into a bathtub in the middle of the night with a mattress over it. By the time it was over the roof was gone and there was only one wall standing. Went to Sarasota and lived with family for awhile while we found a new place.
Fernandina, Florida here. Little island in NE Florida.
>>706738444
This.
>>706739105
Im in royal palm beach about 30 miles from west palm, probably gonna get fucked tomorrow but heres hoping it wont be fucking horrible.
>>706738444
an angle I hadn't considered
>>706739105
>East Fort Myers.
You're already dead.
>>706739105
Fort myers here too. someone mentioned the hurricane this morning and i had totally forgot about it. looked out the window and its nice and sunny, pff.
Fort Lauderdale here. Gonna get raped tomorrow.
>>706739332
Fernandina is all under evacuation right now, they'll probably shut the bridge down tomorrow.
Isn't Matthew taking a complete 180 degree turn back south at some point?
Like it sees more land after North Carolina and just quits
>>706739225
Why you smelling me for yeah gay or something :B
West Palm Beach reporting in .. I'm currently living in a double sided trailer ..I'm going to ride it out like g cause iaint go nowhere else to go lmao
I'm in South Miami here. If we get hit, I'm Fucking running out to Naples.
>>706738444
>Abysmal education system
>NOT 1 top tier university within the state
>Center of the American opioid epidemic
>One of the worst economies in the country due to the high incidence of inbreds
Old people are the least of your problems, anon. Personally, my name is Matthew, and I'm proud to see a hurricane using my name in my lifetime, not to mention a chance for it to take out some citizens from one of the worst states in the country. Know I'll be laughing all weekend in the north as the death count rises.
>>706739632
jeez why do you have so much wd 40 is it to stop the computer chair from squeaking so bad when your FAT ASS is jacking off
>>706735251
Excited af, hopefully no school, Hurricanes are nbd in Florida
>>706739687
damn you're in the ghetto of WPB
>>706736626
top kek
>>706739951
>death count rises
Have you even looked into it? Not many people are gonna die. I know I sure as hell won't.
>>706740302
Like I implied, I'm hoping for the best.
>>706739951
My name is Matthew as well my mom keeps claiming the hurricane is gonna be like me saying ohhh your gonna cause a lot of problems all over Florida. I went through hurricane Charlie that's the last bad hurricane I've had to be in man we had a tornado come through the back yard up rooted tree's and took our power out for 2 weeks we had at least 120 degree heat in the day and 90degree at night with no AC.
Get fucked miami dade county xD
>>706740421
Hurricane Andrew had only 64 deaths, most in shitty Cuba and Haiti, and it was way worse.
>>706739951
>abysmmal education
that's what happens when you're state is dominated by retirees from other states
FYI, Florida has some of the smartest people in the country, NASA launches their shuttles here and it's the center of most of the medical technology development in the world.
>again, cause of your old people
You're just too fucking stupid to realize where these problems came from.
>>706740470
Y tho
>>706736626
>>706736626
SAVED
>>706740746
Miami is the most corrupt place in America, and that's saying a lot.
Seriously, if I was shot in Miami, I would drag my bleeding body to the next county instead of looking for medical help.
>>706740773
Orlando fag here. People here are retarded as fuck. No water in any stores driving crazier than usual.
It was sunny af today and clear sky's atm. It'll get worse sure but chill the fuck out normies
>>706740728
>FYI, Florida has some of the smartest people in the country
True I was talking to my mom's friend who told me Florida has a lot of the smartest people who have retired to Florida here a lot of physicist and we also have are space programs for NASA and SpaceX
>>706741491
Hello, fellow tri-county areafag
>>706738444
Trips of truth
>>706741522
Florida is incredibly unique to our entire continent. When the entire planet was only two supercontinents, Florida was on a different one than the rest of the current Americas. It's geological history is so important because it's the most biodiverse place in the country by a great deal.
Florida's nature as scientifically important draws huge numbers of academics from all over the planet, not just the US.
New Smyrna Beach here (city just south of Daytona Beach). Everyone around here is pretty worried. Stores are out of water, gas is hard to come by. I've already got plenty of water, food, and booze. I'm gonna ride it out and hope that I don't regret staying.
God speed, fellow Floridafags.
>>706741787
Ever heard of Turkey point cunt? Its a radiation lab in Florida. Theure researching merging atoms. Still think Florida's gay? It has cape cod, a spaceship launching area.
>>706738444
Fuck old dieing fucks they got every thing in the world handed to them.houses,drugs and money now there bitching there offspring should give to fucks fuck um
I'm here in tampa, am I safe guys?
>>706742070
Cape Canaveral* Fuck my memory.
>>706742016
I'm going there to fly in January. At Massey Ranch Airport. Hope the planes dont get ruined :(
>>706742209
MODS
>>706742405
have you never seen a vagina?
>>706739105
Show us your dick.
Here in Hollywood. No one gives a shit.
>>706742306
Who would win?
Flo Rida or M-Ass-achusetts?
>>706742485
Summer faggots are here to stay
bubba army bubba army iggy iggy power pig hello im burning yippee yo obop shabam bubbas got a big one
>>706742641
Massachusetss is a boring state
>>706742387
Nice. Make time to eat at JB's Fish Camp....it's like a little hole-in-the-wall spot but omg so good.
>>706742756
and then we have a state with a joke Superhero named after it
Yeah, it was a dumb question to begin with
You guys really want Disney to get destroyed?
>>706743037
Will do anon. Thanks.
>>706735954
Next week it will be son of a bitch is making a 360 to hit us again
>>706743150
with how much they pay their overworked employees? hell yeah
With my annual pass still paid for? hell no
>>706738155
I think you'll be alright. I'm in gainesville fl and it's actually pretty chill right now. for now...
>>706735251
>LLITE
>>706738444
Fucking this!
>>706743150
Disney can handle themselves
They're richer than most European countries
Also, they're the primary funder for the anti-legalization movement in the state, so fuck em
>>706736626
winning
>>706738444
>thinks the new york is in the midwest
Titusville. Boards on windows.Staying here because fuck it - also rum.
>>706739951
>I'll be laughing
I'm laughing
>>706744255
>thinks New Yorkers would ever deign to live in Florida
how precious
New York assholes spend their whole lives convincing themselves they don't need to travel, they're certainly not going to do when they get old and stubborn.
Will it be a good place to go looting and stealing after the storm would be fun to visit for all cool stuff you could get for free.
>>706745047
>looting Florida
KEK, good fucking luck
Hope you like soggy socks and alligator bites
>>706741497
Rare
I'm from orlando I hope it doesn't hit too hard around here
In Georgia.
No one is scared, and we all hate Florida. Maybe Savanna will get fucked, most of us don't really care.
>my names matthew
>i live in florida
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>706745194
>>706742016
martin county boi here
we fucked
anyone else in the 772 or 561?
>Matthew missed one
>>706746033
Get out of Florida you're the problem.
>>706739813
Naples here, our hotels are full of people from the east coast already. From Marco up to Bonita every hotel and motel is booked.
>>706745894
>Georgia
shut up and give me some peaches, that's all your state has to offer
>>706735251
Good way to start an Iron Maiden world tour.
>my bad wrong pic
407 here, looks like we are gonna get double tapped by this storm...rip
Floridas only reason for existance is as a cesspool for drug dealers to launder money in real estate scams.
>>706746459
Newest NWS model shows it deteriorating into a tropical storm right before the loop back.
I'm in Sebastian. I've stocked up on weed and liquor. I'm either going to die or have one hell of a party. Bring it on.
>>706746578
>only reason
Florida has lots of reasons, it's a far more interesting state than most.
>launches spacecraft
>cares for all your grandparents
>most biodiversity on continent
>best medical and evironmental research on planet
>and Disney, of course
>>706737868
Cuz we are family.
F-A-M. I-L-Y.
'Til the day we die.
>>706739951
Florida is the biggest college football powerhouse, so many good teams here, shame about NFL
FSU, UF, UCF, Miami, etc all good universities
>>706746871
It also shows a track slightly more eastward, with only landfall on Cape Canaveral.
Hi, I'm from Florida.
Disney Land will be dead and we don't give a shit.
Because we find joy in beating up our alligators and throwing them into our Hurricanes.
>>706744203
saved, lmao
>>706747032
this...Charge On
>>706747042
Fucking Dammit. I am hoping hard that it goes more west. Those are just predictions though. I really hope it veers left lol.
>>706747365
>Disney Land
go back to Cali you cock.
>>706747418
Wish my Jags did a bit better, but can't be upset with CFB, well, except FSU right now.
>>706747032
UF is the most winning school in all of NCAA sports.
Also, simultaneously basketball and football national champions.
I'm heading to panama city Monday and don't give a shit about this little bitch storm. Fuck You Matthew
>>706746135
you guys should be used to hurricanes man
south miami fag here, this storm is not bad there have been plenty worse, people just went fuck all doomsday because there hasn't been one here in a while and not again in another while
Holy God, Hurricane Matthew is now a God-Tier meme.
>>706747468
...why? That would be worse for everyone, even if it veered west it'd still track north-easternly immediately afterwards...
>>706738155
Besides the niggers?
>>706741497
That's the bitch that stole christmas
>>706748166
Boi..
I want this shit to hit.
>>706737868
Is this hiroshimoot with 4chan?
>>706748402
>LE
>EDGY
>and nothing of value was lost
>>706746079
Hey that's my dad
>>706748520
>>706748520
Na, I just like to see shit get wrekt
>>706735313
I'm glad I don't live there anymore haha fuck FL.
>>706735787
Same.
Except everyone here is losing their damn mind buying water and gas (I'm coastal)
come and take me matthew rape me with your barometer
>>706735787
Southern west FL here and we just chilling.
>>706739632
fuck me before we die
>>706736247
get fucked
just kidding I hope you and your family are okay
>>706735251
Anyone have the full picture?
>>706738444
Bitch I lived in Florida for 5 years. The problem is NOT the seniors - it's the native Floridian white trash, Hatians, Cubans, Niggers, etc. You're literally the scum of the earth. Bryan Sylva - the grrrratata guy? Floridian. Stitches the raper? Floridian. Those people exist down there by the THOUSANDS. You all suck ass.
>>706739389
I'm in West Palm myself, finishing boarding up the place tomorrow. Stay safe Anon
>>706750538
same, but my mom is still there so hope she'll be ok. should be since she's in st petersburg and it seems like matt is only hitting the east coast
>>706745894
from savannah.
we dont even care
>>706736443
Yeah Florida is in for a dicking but Haiti is so fucked, especially since they still haven't fully recovered from the 2010 earthquake
Delray Beach FL. Palm Beach County half a mile from the Atlantic Ocean. Gonna ride it out. Aint even worried
You guys are acting like a bunch of pussies.
Not the first hurricane to hit Florida and won't be the last, faggots.
Ham radio , people talking about Hurricane Matthew http://internetawacs.jesterscourt.cc/launchfeed-majorincident.php
>>706752342
It's said it will be a Cat 4 with wind gusts up to 165mph.
>>706739951
Lol my middle name is Matthew. I also find this awesome. Tool Aenima destruction with 40 inches of rain and it fucks up haiti and Florida? Cool
I was wondering when I'd finally get a hurricane named after me. Glad it's a big one.
>>706752332
I used to work on Atlantic Avenue in Delray. You down there for drug rehab too? kek.
>>706752659
Lmao of course. Was but I moved out and got my own place now
There's people actually quoting Matthew:7 because the name of the hurricane is Matthew. LOL sheep!
>>706752876
Palm Partners?
>>706738444
You know how the seniors love shootings.
All those seniors just shooting shit the fuck up in Florida...that's clearly it.
>>706747996
When rescue crews find you at the top of a palm tree with a Kia imbedded in your ass, you might not be so smug.
>>706735251
Holy shit....I saw the skeleton before, but I just realized who it looks like...Pic related!
>>706735787
Where in georgia you at?
>>706738444
>>706744255
Don't forget the New Englanders, old peopl spending summers in Maine or Cape Cod and winters in Florida is possibly the biggest meme on the east coast
>>706752432
My name is Matthew as well. Hurricanes are awesome and I hope our hurricane completely destroys Florida with 100% loss of life and property damage.
>>706736626
Hey, that's pretty good.
>>706742756
yeah but at least we have the highest average IQ in the country, no news is good news
>>706743150
don't give a shit either way, maybe lean slightly towards wanting to see a major corporation get fucked, even though it's the employees that really suffer
>>706735787
I don't think it's going to drop much rain Illinois.
>>706742209
souce?
>>706744373
https://blazeti.me/wakemeup/
>>706745194
but wait, think of all the unregistered guns you could get your hands on
>>706735787
Same. Can't wait for the timelapse I'll get in atl
>>706738444
you literally just described california
>>706739632
How awesome is this fucking guy
>>706746992
please cape canaveral was only chosen as a space launch site because florida is the furthest south you can get on the mainland US, the point is to take advantage of the Earth's rotation to reduce the rocket fuel needed to reach orbital velocity- the closer to the equator, the faster you're already moving and the cheaper it is to launch spacecraft into orbit
>>706752659
I am working on the Ave right at this very moment :)
>>706751165
All the craziest news headlines begin with "Florida man arrested for..."
>>706735251
Ohio reporting in, nothing over here yet only afew heroine addicts and clowns
>>706742016
I'm here in edgewater man riding it out too, hope for the best... I'm going to sleep like shit tonight
>>706735787
I live in Orlando its mostly nig nogs with no survival knowledge at all. I'm from NH I know how to gather/filter water, hunt and all that happy shit. Won't need it since it will be a 3 day event try a fucking blizzard 1-3 day event with 2-4 weeks of hellish icy bullshit.
>>706750931
Broward here, if I lose power for more than a couple days I'm driving to Naples.
Saint Petersburg, checking in. We're not worried. Tampa Bay never gets the worst of it.
>>706755712
Broward here too, are we losing power for sure?
>>706756466
Who fucking knows? IT could hit us dead on, or it could completely miss us. The big banana dudes are just making educated guesses as to what will happen.
>>706735251
i knew this was coming once the FL polls shifted to Hillary. God don't take lightly.
>>706755108
Which restaurant? I was at Cugini's, but that place has been long closed since 2011 I think.
>>706735251
I'm a Kiwi in Charlotte NC and flying to NY on Friday. We DO NOT have hurricanes there. EVER.
Should I be concerned?
>>706744373
>>706755510
Lol I'd be excited about looting stores if I were you
>>706736549
stay safe anon. make sure you have food health supplies flashlights radios etc.
>>706747600
>Jag
Aints fan here. At least you have weather as an excuse. We'll be lucky to hit .500
>>706743840
stay safe anon. get all your supplies.
propaganda and lies
>>706755346
Every so often we get hit with cat 1 winds in brohio. Makes driving in columbus fun. Shit goes flying
I'm not weather expert but it looks like it could hit tonight/A.M on the radar.
>>706752332
stay safe anon
i am in florida.
>doesnt give a fuck about matthew because wants to die
>>706738444
lol they don't go for health benefits. they go cause they're old people that want to rot away by the ocean.
>>706755493
stay safe anon. get you supplies. first aid, flashlight, radio, food water, batteries, etc.
I live in Melbourne, Florida which is apparently now ground zero for landfall if it chooses to make it.
I'm pretty hype to be honest
>>706742016
Godspeed. stay safe anon.
>>706759456
stay safe man
>>706757094
Up there you should be fine if you are leaving on Friday. Any later might be a bit bumpy.
Also, my family is Kiwi (I've never been to NZ myself though)
>>706751356
Yeah, Im in Tally and heading back down to Tampa for the weekend. Might get a few scattered storms but not much more.
A hurricane named after a white guy.
This should be fun.
>>706759540
I've got water, soylent, and guns and ammo for days.
I'm feeling pretty safe.
>>706759864
and by days I mean months
>>706735418
>>706735518
>>706735251
skeleton war approaches
>>706748260
[sjis] come say that on tha south side
>>706759930
but theres a skeleton inside of YOU anon, the war is already lost
>>706736626
>4chan pass
>>706757211
kek
>>706736626
VIP Quality
>>706760029
wake me up inside
>>706736626
>>706740302
they said that about katrina too...
>>706760316
Is this the best thing that happened to /b/ this year honestliy?
America's wang is about to get a blowjob.
>>706740436
>>706739951
Hi My name is Matthew, and I'm proud to see my dad plow my other dad because they say my name and I hardly ever here my name. Know I'll be watching that happen all weekend as the death count rises.
>>706760705
underrated post
Native Texan here. Your SOL FL. Thanks for taking one for the team though. Nothing like narrowly escaping the path of a huge hurricane only to have all the refugee niggers from the next State over invade and ruin your cities, like what happened to Houston after Katrina hit. Goddamn jumblaya coins still don't want to move back home.
>titties foe your troubles florida broes
Still to early to tell where exactly it's headed.
>>706760912
That'd be *coons not coins.
>>706761143
voodoo coins
>>706760912
gud tittie boobie
>>706735251
roll
>>706753299
bet my inv on it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dankspooks/
>>706761379
wrong thread buddy
https://youtu.be/u45KdDgBXBs
.
I did Katrina in the super dome surrounded by googles and had to get evacuated by Air Force after may-guard sucked ass..... so I don't really have any sympathy for flohida
North Carolina fag here. I live pretty close to the coast. Is it hitting meh?
>>706761832
*nat-gaurd
Phone was being insistent on correcting nat to May about twenty times.
>>706761832
what does any of that have to do with Florida?
>>706761994
Nothing outside of the fact I have bigger bragging rights than those faggos.
So far at least....
when is it gonna hit. is it already getting stormy for you floridanons?
>>706758304
Wish we would hit .500...
>>706761994
The similarity is that Florida is soon to be as ass fucked as nola was after katrina. And there will be a ton of displaced negroes in neighboring cities and communities that have never had them before. Lock your doors and windows, dey be cumin to dinna tonite
Where dem dank ass memes cuh! Feed me funny caption photos muddafukkas
>>706736247
holy shit i totally spaced on this years fantasy fest. fuck fuck fuck..oh well always next year.
>>706763257
No its just really cloudy, sprinkly with a bit of rain. Which is normal preceding most of these hurricanes much calmer than you would expect aside from the breeze.
It will start to get going a bit tomorrow and by midnight on Friday I will start seeing some actual wind and rain, and it will probably flood at some point.
>>706757211
Im glad someone else appreciates these golden old memes.
>>706763923
damn dude I'm a pussy I hate storms
WTF you build houses on a swamp and you expect them to always be safe?
>>706736247
nudes?
>>706736961
Nevada fag reporting in. Hey Florida, were in the low 80's.
>>706764394
do you live near groom lake
I just can't wait to go surfing
>>706751356
same here anon, my mom is in st augustine tho. she isnt evacuating
>>706740436
Stop being a poor fag and get some ac faggot
Why do people still live in Haiti it's hell on earth
>>706764529
RIP
>>706764013
I've got plenty of supplies, water, food, guns
I've also got my kayak ready to tool around in if it floods significantly
>>706764484
No one lives near Groom Lake aside from the inbred owners of that UFO motel.
Im in Vegas
Hay b I live in Daytona next to the river in an apartmen. How fucked am I?
>>706764973
kekd
>>706764529
>>706764620
Im not evacuating because im much farther inland.
But sitting in the direct path of danger is just stupid.
>>706738776
holy shit.
Yeah I am dude.
You have all been visited by the Bicycle Kicking Lui Kang.
Repost and he will kick the hurricane away.
If you don't repost, he will kick it into your house.
Lucky me i have to go to work tomorrow and because I am heavy equipment(I.E. forklift, bobcats, lawls, ect) And Have a class D. I will be stuck there for 2 days working around disney with the engineering crew and not sitting on my ass like every other cook i work with. They all get to sleep while i was told i will be working the entire time and driving a box truck and a forklift to places, with a chain saw to cut trees that have fallen in the road.. WHAT THE FUCK!!! I wanna be like everyone else. at home drinking a few drinks and partying.
you guys should take this please
surveymonkey (dot c_o_m] /r/ PL7P5YZ
Here in Savannah Ga about to get raped by this storm because they still haven't canceled my work
>>706765618
This is a notorious Muslim sympathizer, please ban this user from this website
>>706765153
You're dead kiddo
I live in Daytona a few miles from the river
>>706735251
I Live right in daytona beach, i'm literally dead, can't leave no transport gg it was nice knowing you bros, rip me 4chan years 2006-2016
>>706751149
Aw anon, you care :")
>>706735251
Tfw class got cancelled tomorrow and Friday
>>706745894
Don't worry, we hate you too. Your accent is disgusting.
>>706764529
I'm in Saint Augusta as well, your mom should really evacuate. Also... Bird?...
>>706766320
I also live in daytona. We die in this shit hole together
>>706755346
THATS one rare pepe
>>706735251
Even if it doesnt hit Miami directly, the cone is so damn close, its gonna hurt. They say the Eye is the safest place anyways, so all of the coast of Florida is fucked.
>>706767084
No, it's common, the market crashed a little over 3 1/2 years ago. GBP is at an all time low
>>706766320
if those are your boobs, i'll come pick you up.
>>706735251
Fucking christ that image. This will be the price we pay for destroying our planet
>>706767210
google>image search?>can't find what you're looking for
=rare pepe
>>706760029
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
>>706766996
Hell yeah we die together
>>706767540
likely a cropped or filtered photo. besides, smug pepe has become a staple pepe, almost as common as sad pepe. the most valuable pepe currently is retard/zika pepe, this little guy
>pic related
>>706764973
Eyyy lmao
Where you at in town?
SouthWest for me.
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GEEEEET REEEAADDYYY TO RRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
texas fag here
some rain would be welcome if it can hold together so far inland
>>706767895
that feel when your favorite pepe isn't rare worth shit
>>706736665
good
>>706768326
it's ok. heres a good one for you.
>>706735251
Well its about time.
>>706735518
i see it now, wow that shit actually looks terrifying
In fort Lauderdale. How fucked am I?
>>706736665
A strong fart could do that to a mobile home park. Mobility has its costs.
>>706768564
your a cool anon
>>706768682
Strap the GoPro to the back of your head so it will be out of the water as you're floating around.
>>706768682
very, death toll expected in the hundreds at lowest. this is going to be katrina scale.
thank storm skeltal
>>706735251
I hope the sea swallows us once more.
>>706768682
About as fucked as those in Miami. IF it heads a bit more west, Miami is gonna hurt
Haiti here. We,re fucked. Help
>>706736665
I live in one of these and can literally punch through the walls. It's not hard to ruin a mobile home park. They are glorified teepees made out of soda cans.
