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Does size matter?
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Reply to this or you'll never have a gf
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>>706732631
oh shit
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No.

PENCIL ANIALATED KAINE

CNN poll shows 78%!

http://www.redstate.com/dan_mclaughlin/2016/03/01/new-cnn-poll-trump-loses-hillary-rubio-cruz-win/
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Size does matter. But it is compensateable e.g. size of the wallet/bank account
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>>706732443

If it's very small, yes. If it's really big, no.
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>>706732787
Yeah, or being white. Spic halfbreeds on wallfare
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Yes it does.
Source: I have a huge cock (8'') and most girls at some point confess to me that size does indeed matter.
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Well yes, do you like big tits or non existent tits?
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>>706732443
Met a girl who told me after the deed that if I had a little weiner that she wouldn't have done it.
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>>706732631
wat
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>>706732984
Gtfo you nigger. Chick's don't care about your African dick
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>>706732443
It matters. Too small a dick simply doesn't work and on the other hand, a lot of girls hate big dicks because they hurt. So if you are average or even a bit below, you are good to go. Most girls don't mind smaller dicks, as long as you know how to use it, or use you other tools well. Most girls really don't care about the size or look of your dick...
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>>706732631
If kek grants me dubs it is you that will have no gf

Praise kek
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>>706732443
Personally I have a 6inches/7inches where if I'm completely into it and fully erected my true strength shows. Personally size shouldn't matter if you're in love, if it's just sex and she just wants some good dick then of course.
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>>706732443
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>>706733152
>micropenis wielding permavirgin detected
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>>706733199
Dubs speak the truth. Sex is not just about penetration. Also, a girl may prefer big dicks but be absolutely fine with your average cock. The same way you don't mind her tiny titties even though you prefer bigger ones.
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>>706732443
The girl I am dating now claims I am too big..... I am 8" and 6" girth. The first time we fucked she freaked out and went to her dresser and pulled out a small dildo and said "this is how big a normal dick is." In her defense she is supper tight but I have never had someone complain about it as much as she does.... the only time I have wished my dick was a little smaller.
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>>706732443
I played football in HS and the QB on our team was like 6'3"... dating a super hot girl with huge titties... and he was an OK guy... BUT one night we were getting drunk in my friend's back yard, drinking beers and hopping from the pool to the hot tub and my buddy's mom was taking pictures of us... we were all naked (this seems strange now in hind-sight) but anyhow... weeks go by, and then i go visit my friend and there is his picture on my friend's fridge... the QB is totally naked, and his dick is tiny. Like, micro-penis. Not even a baby carrot. Picture an acorn laying on a pile of pubes. He was pissed to hear that the pic existed, but there really was nothing he could do about it. It was up there for YEARS. He's a pretty successful banker now. I think size does matter. I'm average, 6" hard, but I've never had issues in bed.
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>>706732631
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>>706732443

Natural selection says no.
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Only matters if you're tiny or huge. Never had a problem getting women off with an average size tool
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>>706733692
same boat except it hurts my girl when i try to go all the way in.
>MFW i can only stick 5'5 inches in.
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>>706733532
Fuck you nigger. Average penis size is 4 to 5in. I am ABOVE average. I could get any of your black girlfriends.
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>>706733989

Nice straw character.
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>>706732984
This guy!!
Calls 8 inches huge…
Sorry, but 10+ is huge
You're just above average son.
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>>706732631
fuck you
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>>706733989
lol the delusions are strong with this one.
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>>706732631
fagget
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>>706734332
Nice try tumblrina. Average is 4-5 in.

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/body-measurements.htm


Take you herpes donkey dick back your African and get AIDS
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>>706733956
lol this is why having an average ish dick is ideal. I can sink this thing deep and pound away and 1. i'm balls deep but 2. i'm not deep enough to hurt her or smash into her cervix very much.
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>>706734719
Hahahha CDC!!!!
Yea average for diseased dicks
More like -3 micropenis 3-5 below average 5-7 average 7-10 above average and 10+ huge

Seriously dude to call 4in average when a micropenis is only an inch smaller is retarded.
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>>706732631
...
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>>706732631
lel
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>>706732631
fuck you.
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no
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>>706733111
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST GET CHECKEM AND YOU WASTED IT ON THIS THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU >33111 A RARE DOUBLE TRIPLE POST HOW THE FUCK
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>>706732631
no hope
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>>706732631
Fuck you
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>>706732631
Already had dumbass
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>>706732631
Ok.
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I'm 6". Good ole' number 6.

It's good to be fuckable.
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Of course it does, whoever says otherwise is delusional
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>>706736472
Yep in the exact same boat, my penis is not too small and not too big. It feels pretty OK
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>>706732631
Fuck you
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>>706732631
Fick
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>>706732631
Bitch
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>>706732631
uh-huh
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>>706732631
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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>>706732443
anyone with a dick under 7" should become a serial woman killer tbh fam
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flaccid penis...no how you use it
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>>706732631
NIGGER
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>>706732631
asd
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>>706732631
:(
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>>706732631
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>>706732443
if it matters to you, it matters. if you have to ask, then it matters. but only to you.

like the guy in the pic. everyone is all like "oooh his penis is small" but its really just flaccid. who cares? like why are you obsessing over this stuff? if everyone stopped obsessing over it then it wouldn't be such a sensitive issue.
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>>706732631
oh fuck
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>>706732631
cunt
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>>706732443
It both does and doesn't matter. Depends on the female, mainly. I've even seen a size matters video where a female said it does matter, and that she needs at least like 7+ inches to be pleased. Come to find out, in that very interview, she admits she can only fit about 4 inches into her pussy. The guy with the microphone then asks her why she needs a 7+ inch dick when she can only fit 4 inches. This proves that some women don't even know what fucking size they need. You can tell she probably doesn't have sex that often, either. Perhaps many women who say they need 7+ inches might not even have enough experience to make that determination, and might just be talking out of their asses. They're likely just brain-washed/shallow as fuck. So if you ever meet a woman, and you ask her what size is best, and she tells you 7+? Just leave her. Kick her to the curve for being shallow, and move on. Tell her to go find herself a nigger, have 3+ kids, become a single mommy on welfare, and then tell her to go enjoy her miserable life.
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>>706737838
shut up rodham planet, the only reason you don't care is because you've never seen a penis in real life
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Size matters, ask any manlet
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>>706732631
fgt
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>>706732984
lmao ok, I have 7.5 inches and I had girls tell me I was their biggest, but that at this point it even kinda hurts for them so I can't actually go balls deep and I need to constantly watch out that I'm not going too deep accidentally.
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>>706732443
Only to women. If you aren't a woman, then don't worry about it.
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>>706732443
When you get to the point with a woman that she wants to fuck it's because of who you are and how you acted and how you looked at her and how you make her feel. They don't see you as being a different thing from your dick. Your dick is you. She's not fucking your dick, she's fucking you. You gotta weld that understanding into your brain or else you'll have issues in your relationships.

I brought this up with the first four girls I slept with. In each situation it was when we were hanging out having a good time and started light touching. Like hands and arms. Then you kiss and it's a snowball effect from there. While you are making out you need to realize the girl is already getting wet. So consider this perspective, when they are at this stage and I know my dicks about to be pulled out I mention that it's not that big. I'm 6 ft so I fear them having this idea I'm gonna have a big dick and then be let down. I fear seeing that in their eyes when they see it. But each time I brought it up to them they are caught off guard and snapped out of their lust mindset. Three of the girls told me "Shut up" and the other told me to stop talking as she tried to get her mind back on track with the making out and touching.

Why?
Because at the stage of lust that proceeds getting your dick out a girl already likes you and is wanting to have that experience of you on top of her and her getting fucked. They want to get laid and they want to have a fun time and to give you a good time because they like you. You don't change as a person to someone once they see what kind of nipples you have or dick because you have all that personal experience connecting with this human being leading up to this moment.

Not only should you stop worrying about what you can't change, stop thinking about it being an issue completely. Erase that way of thinking.
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>>706735655
What's even worse is my girl likes rougher sex. I can't fuck her hard without her screaming from sharp pains, and can only do a few positions, it can be a real bummer.
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>>706738374
Post moar of her pls

>>706732443
I have about a 4-5 incher fully erect but no one knows, I'm 42yrs old and a virgin.
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>>706738374
thanks, brother

that was refreshing to read. i was about to castrate myself
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>>706738722
isaac newton died a virgin
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>>706732443
what i notice is most guys with big dicks sort of push on women to get them to say size matters.

so it is this stupid oaf sort of coaxing them to say it. just the same with tall guys. I am average height and i remember hanging out with these two sleazebag girls and a couple of my guy friends. they were taller and were trying to get the girls to say that height is really important.

and granted a girl wants a tall guy, but when you are just hanging out with people why does that have to come up in conversation? simply because they want and ego boost. like i don't hang around with girls and girls don't talk about whether a skinny girl is hotter than fat girls.

you get what I mean? but there are lots of insecure guys that probe for validation and use things like size to make themselves appear to have value.

my life isn't perfect but im pretty confident the tallest guy of the 3 of us is still a virgin(in his 30s) and the other one has been a waiter since college and just sits around playing videos games.

when women say size doesn't matter, i think they speak from a more mature standpoint.

because you have to consider a whole person and what is right for you. and women can have orgasms in their dreams, so that enough it proof.

and the best part of sex is not the orgasm for most people, it is being close with the person you love.

but most insecure guys would just call me a faggot for saying that.
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>>706732631
let's see what happens
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>>706732631
wont change anything
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Only if you have a small cock..
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>>706738810
at least he invented shit or whatever, the only thing I came up with was putting cheese on top of pizza rolls :(
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>>706732631
fuck you
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>>706732631
Good meme pla
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>>706732631
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>>706732631
fuk yu
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>>706732631
Fuck off
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>>706732631
ok fuck this i aint riskin it
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>>706738374
I totally agree. like if a girl is a little heavier do you want her going "i'm fat" its just stupid. because intimacy is not about the most direct, raw pleasure. it is about being close with a person.

the reason the "size matters" issue is so popular is because guys nowadays see sex as STATUS symbol, not as something they have out of genuine desire or love.

THAT's why "Size Matters" and the women that really like it? well i can't speak for them but i think most are just numb to actually romantic feelings and are so loose they just need someone who can overstimulate them, kind of like guys who have porn addictions need more and more crazy porn just to get off.

it is just you are desensitized. i don't think a decent, clean girl looking for love is going to say something as shameless and empty as "his penis has to be big" i mean, if that is what she wants then she may as well just be a whore.
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>>706732631
damn
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I'm thinking about producing a tape measure or ruler that states inches but each inch is actually like 3/4" I bet people would buy it
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>>706732631
douche
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>>706732631
stop that bus!!!!
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Roughly 6-6.5in, but my girl is tighter than a drum so its all good
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not so much, i'm 14,5 cm but i make my gf cum almost every time.
sure, if you have a 3cm dick maybe it's a problem.
but let's just say a standard penis is fine if you know how to use it.
also, it's even about the girl.
not every woman can reach orgasm in the same way/time
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>>706735731
You're an fucking idiot
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>>706732631
I never wanted a grape farm anyway
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Sex is not for women you fucking morons


women are made for pregnancy . Thats why they want good looks from guys in order to get beautiful children. Sex is meant for procreation . It was meant to be pleasurable for men in order to push men to rape women. Thats why men are stronger than women. They had to be stronger and faster to inseminate women.

Why would dick size matter in procreation ?!
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>>706732631
Please
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>>706732631
>Implying I would get one if I do
>But replying gives me a chance
>Oh, wait no it doesn't
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>>706738810
Mind blown!!!!
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>>706732631
Feck
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>>706738154
true story...

Only 7" here and its kind of a burden at times... Tried anal a couple of times with the wife... she is unable to handle it
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>>706738349

This is 8" when measured properly.
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>>706737452
this
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was expecting monster cock pics


was disappointed

0/10 thread
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>>706732999
Yes, I do.
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>>706738966
You are my hero!!
Pizza rolls will never be the same
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>>706739817
When you notice you're wrong, call him a fucking idiot.
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>>706732631
i have a gf and i'm still replying
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>>706732631
Not taking any chances.
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>>706732999
everyone likes tits big or small faggot
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>>706732631
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>>706733111
How did she know how big it was going to be before you got to The Moment? Did she mea that if, after getting a hotel room and some serious making out, you had whippedout a small dick, she'd have left?
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>>706732631
can never be too safe
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cuck
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>>706732443
yes. If your rich you can pull a gold digger chick but even still, you best believe shes talling all her friends about your baby dick
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>>706732443
dick size and height for men are like what weight and beauty are for women.

its just another thing to bitch and moan and complain about instead of actually living and making something out of yourself.

"boo hoo my penis isn't big enough to force a womans body to have an orgasm"

how numb to life do you have to be to obsess over such things?
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>>706739309
Ok there is only one bug in this ointment whores likely get small to below average cock because if you got a big dong you likely don't need to pay for sex
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>>706732631
Safe another day
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>>706732631
Where's my waifu?
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>>706740592
micro-penis fag detected
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>>706739352
Only for these threads anon
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>worrying about what women want

kill yourselves
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>>706740592
Sorry about your tiny dick bro
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>>706732631
Fuck
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>>706732631
oh, no
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>>706732631
k
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>>706732631
FFFFFF
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mine http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
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>>706732631
Okay
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>>706739817
Learn to English faggot
It "a" not "an"

Retard!
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>>706732631
Fuck off m8
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>>706732631
Pls
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Depends what you're doing with it. I dated a girl that wanted average for a cunt fuck, small for anal and huge for oral. Which she could never manage to get in her mouth - mines average but she told be about a giant cock guy she tried oral on.
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>>706732631
K
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>>706733771
could it be that he was in a cold pool and expending bloodflow to other areas than his penis?
when i exercise and get in a cold shower mine goes pathetically small
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sucks being a grower. sits at 3.5-4 inches. grows to 6.5
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>>706740099
I can't imagine. I'm just under 6.5". Big enough to hit the cervix but not beat it to death. Can go balls deep no problem. I wouldn't want a huge dick for the simple fact I like being able to fully sheath the sword. Looks nice too. Plus I read that at about 6-7 inches the angle is perfect for hitting the gspot from behind. Never had any complaints. Had one girl who was kind of a skank give me a weird look like it wasn't big enough but she came back for more so that says something right there
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>>706740464
It was my apartment.
>be making out.
>She wants the D.
>pull her pants down while she is against the wall.
>whip it out and push it against her.

She told me later that she was relieved that it is what it is because she really liked me.
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>>706741124
His puffy feminine nipples suggest otherwise
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>>706732631
no chances
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>>706733989
your acting like a 6 inch dick is impressive
plz kys
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>>706738845
stfu faggot
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>>706732631
alrighty
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>>706732631
Actually fuck you
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>>706732631
Growing up I had a pretty bad speech impediment. A few years into therapy my speech pathologist told me that I wasn't improving and that if I still had my impediment when I grew up that I'd never have a girlfriend or get married.

I was only eight years old, and I hadn't ever thought about that before. I was in shock. I still remember walking back to class, barely moving, just thinking about how I'd never have a girlfriend or a normal life.

My speech impediment is 97% gone, but she turned out to be pretty much right. I asked a 14 year old girl to be my girlfriend when I was 17. She said yes, but we had one date before she dumped me. Flash forward to age 21. I was dating a beautiful 24 year old woman. I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes. It was only about a week after that that she cheated on me and dumped me. Then at age 22 I was dating this 19 year old. I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said no. That really hurt. I'm now 26. I feel like her words put a curse on me.

So now I'm not taking chances. Replying.
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>>706732631
K
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>>706732631
Uh oh
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>>706732443

Does anyone know how to shrink a penis?

What do yall use to shrink your penis?
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>>706741139
Why, I'm about the same and when women see it grow it's like they won the lottery.

Like a reverse bait and switch ;)
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>>706732631
reply :(
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>>706732631
You're mom
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>>706732631
oh fuck
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>>706732631
K
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>>706741595
pictures of your mothers cunt
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>>706732631
ok
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>>706741149
I can go balls deep just fine... but she can only take it for about 15 minutes before "it hurts" and "im getting sore" and we have to stop
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>>706738113

Keep telling yourself that it doesn't matter.
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>>706738154
7 here same problem. Wife can't do anal
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>>706741518
Dude you're going about it all wrong!!

It's "fuck bitches, get money!"
Not "get a gf, earn a meager wage"
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>>706741609
Likewise, I like being a grower, makes for easy transportation, and when erect gets the job done
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>>706732631
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit nigga
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Shit was lost when people actually gave a shit what women thought anyway.
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>>706732631
i guess
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>>706732631
Heck
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>>706732631
k
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>>706732631
I literally hate you
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>>706741965
Just the tip?
Meh mehp
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>>706732631
k
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>>706742002
I'm weird. Don't really even want sex. Just want someone to hangout with, talk to, and cuddle with. There's a girl who I really like but she didn't respond to my last message. I don't want to double message so I'm waiting.
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>>706741795

Hahaha!
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>>706732984
Kek girls day shit like that because they know it boosts your ego which is the biggest boner you'll ever get.
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>>706742002
Make paper, fuck bitches!
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>>706732631
Reply
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It's all about having good girth
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>>706742267

You're a gays.
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>>706736086
Cause the double triple don't lie
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>>706732631
lol
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>>706732631
Sike nia
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>>706732631
heh
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>>706732631
O shit
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>>706732631
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>>706732631
Reply to this post of your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
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>>706732999
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>>706742484
No, just so fucked up from over a decade of being left alone with my fetish and the internet. I don't want sex. Just my fucked up stories that I jerk off to.
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>>706732631
k
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>>706738374


Autist. You really told chick that you had a small dick once things were passionate?

Not trying to prove the point that chicks don't give a shit in the moment(which is true) just wanted to point out that you are calling attention to the fact that you are insecure, which is the absolute biggest no-no for women. Just act like you have some balls and women believe it. FFS. Pretending you have balls and actually having them is pretty much the same thing. Women are fucking dumb.
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>>706732631
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>>706742267
Dude go to Craigslist (strictly platonic) and look for a girl to cuddle and hang out with.
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>>706732631
I've never had one, and replying to this won't help me get one.
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DAMN
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>>706732631
Why u do this
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>>706742428
Whoops thanks for the correction ;)
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>>706732631
man wtf you know we take this chain mail shit seriously. don't play with us like that
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>>706732631
bitch
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>>706732443
Yes and no. Very small or very big is a problem. The rest is not. Just know what you are doing and women will create an illusion that the size is great.

/thread
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>>706732443
I'm lez so personally I don't care but a lot of my straight female friends say a big dick is nice for like a one night stand but your average woman can't handle big ones. They say they prefer small to average penises for in the long run
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>>706732631
jiggy
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>>706732631
Ok
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>>706742885
There's a girl who I really like. I don't want just anyone. Being with someone who I don't like is worse than being alone.
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>>706732631
derp
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>>706732631
What if we're all fags like yourself?
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>>706732631
does that mean ill lose the one i have? FUCK YES
....fuck
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>>706733378
>implying you can't value sex as much as if you're just having sex when in love
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>>706732631
k
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>>706743236
Well I didn't mean any ol' chick… the key word was "find"
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>>706738810
something tells me he didnt care
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>>706732631
kkk
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>>706732443
Yes, and no.
I have a pretty big penis (9.2 inches, about as thick as a golf ball) and it hurts my girlfriend to go in all the way. someday my blood flow is off due to my medicine (Concerta. Can cause limp dick) and thats when I can go all the way in. I can also be too thick and make it REALLY painful for her. Most vaginas only go 7-8 inches deep and even with that, it hurts the girl horribly when you go all the way in for some. If you have a small penis, best thing to do is learn to grind. Especially if you can rub her G-spot continuously. Bigger guys, do this by going half way in and grinding+ plowing slowly.

Really it more or less matters in how the girl likes it and how you adjust to how she wants it. This will get your dick total points.
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>>706743354
Dude you fucked it up by replying
Doh
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Statistics shows that girls in relationships with guys with huge dicks our more likely to cheat on them because in reality, a lot of them feel too much pain during sex.
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>>706732443
As much as eye color matters
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>>706743463
I tried online dating. Hated most of them. There's only one girl want now.
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>>706732631
fuck
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>>706732631
>yfw I don't have to reply b/c I already had a gf
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>>706741124
yep, shrinkage is actually a thing. also you can't really tell from the soft size. Might be normal hard.
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>>706732631
Not gonna risk it
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>>706732631
ayy
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>>706732631
You guys are fucking losers
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>>706732631
Dude
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>>706732631
close one
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>>706743686
Then by all means go for it anon!

I understand the double texts but that's just overthinking things, just let her know you really like her and think she is the coolest girl around. Or at least just send her a complement (I liked the whatever you wore whenever or nice new nail color or haircut) Chicks dig that shit!!
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>>706732631
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>>706732631
okay i am fucked
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>>706744090
Agreed!
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>>706740160
was just thinking this
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>>706741914
I'm the same way except it's after at least 2 orgasms and she's also just over stimulated
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>>706732631
>implying I could ever have a gf anyway
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>>706740099
7 inches here too, my gf is afraid since she's 5 foot 1 and 90 pounds, I can barely fit a finger in so she hasn't let me smash yet.
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>>706732631
I want one of those
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>>706740592
>"boo hoo my penis isn't big enough to force a womans body to have an orgasm"


micropenis is showing
>you don't even have to "force" their body if you know what you're doing. You can just make them cum almost at will if you have their trigger figured out
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>>706744177
Part of the problem is she's really into WoW. So I might need to force myself to play it to spend time with her. And upgrade my internet connection so that we can both play at my place.
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>>706732443
I'm maybe an inch and a half flacid, but a girthy 7" hard. I hate being naked in a locker room because I feel like people will think I have a micropenis. Growerfeels.png
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I'm 6 foot and have 7 inches.. wife can't take it from behind and only 1 pro likes it entirely up her arse. If she likes it that much she let's me pound the pooper for only 120 Aud for half an hour. Fucking moaning "MORE!" The whole time
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Does anyone know how to shrink your penis?

I know there is hypnosis and hormones, but any other alternatives?
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>>706741139
Mine goes from 2 or 3 to 7
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>>706732631
This mean all those anon who replies dont currently have gf
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>>706732631
k
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Size Wise Matters!
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>>706732631
Hi
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>>706732631
Replied
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yes
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no
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>>706732631
dang it
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>>706732443
maybe
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>>706732631
I will never get one anyway so...
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>>706744658
>hypnosis
Wut
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>>706732631
K
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hey thread

12 inch cock reporting here, california, 23.

I can say that women love to look at my bulge but i havent had the pleasure to have sex with any in my life. I could say I have like a harem of 5''5' emo boys which i have orgies with weekly. They say size does matter.
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>>706732631
ok
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>>706732631
fuck you
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>>706732631
Kek, not taking that risk
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>>706744827
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>>706732631
Oh boy o
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>>706732631
Just in case
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I need a dick reduction cause my dick is too big

huge_dick.jpg
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>>706744658
check comedy central for reruns of inside amy schumer
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>>706744790
There are hypnosis files for everything

Little miss squishy or something and all sorts of sissy files
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>>706732631
haha
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>>706732631
my nigga
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>>706732631
Oh shit
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>>706732443
dodged that one
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>>706732631
I'll never have it either
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>>706744973
Great post
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>>706732631
I feel like I can't risk this one
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I'm only 4 inches hard. I'm fucked unless I find a way to grow my dick. Does jelquing/Bathmate work?
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>>706732631
Fine
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>>706744602
>wife can't take it from behind and only 1 pro likes it entirely up her arse. If she likes it that much she let's me pound the pooper for only 120 Aud for half an hour.
>wife...let's me pound the pooper for only 120 Aud for half an hour
>wife...pound pooper for only 120 Aud
>wife...pound for 120 Aud

Nigga u wot?
Why are you paying your wife for sex?
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why
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>>706732631
well shit
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>>706732631
worth a shot
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>>706733989
>nigger
>Black girlfriends

You obviously don't know what you're talking about, porch monkeys don't bed the darkies. They try for low hanging white meat. The meat that any self respecting person knows is spoiled.
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>>706732631
bb plz
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See,,, I Got An 8" ShhLonger And Me And My Ladys 3rd Wheel's Got A Little Fungus Cap. She Seems To Be Just The Freak Ratio Where We Both Win. Size Matters To The Perspective Of The Angle Of My Dangle And The Heat Of Her Meat.
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>>706732631
What if I already have one fucker
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>>706738810
That's what his bitch ass gets for inventing calculus
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>>706732631
Hot DAMN you know how to bait em
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Well, I'm only 5 inches long and 5 in girth, and I've never had a girlfriend complain
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>>706732631
oh good, I thought I would never have one
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>>706732631
Damn that's cold
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>>706732631

Jokes on you I'm going to die cold, alone and most likely hated by everyone I love.
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>>70674016 that's exactly what I was thinking
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>>706732631
too late
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>>706732631
Okay
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>>706733378
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>>706743160
>/threads own post

GTFO of here you faggot.
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>>706732443
Yes. And if a girl ever tells you that size doesn't matter, your dick is small.
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>>706732631
hi
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>>706745233
I pay pro's so I can degrade them by jamming all 7 inches into any hole I can find.. Most of them love it... and yes no self respecting white male would fuck a darkie.. The analysis loving wore is thaI. I only wish she would rim me like the Korean whores
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>>706741124
IT WAS SHRINKAGE
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>>706746205
Lol auto correct anal to analysis.. fucking pos phone
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>>706732631
Well damn
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George Costanza?!
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>>706732631
I ain't risking dis sheit
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>>706732631
Sheit
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>>706732631
fuck
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>>706732443
Yeah it matters but what do you care? You come every time. Also: nice tits matter but we fuck flat or saggy tit bitches anyway.

Women get used to anything and any size. Those who just chase the D end up old and alone.
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I prefer small, but what do I know I'm just a giant fag.
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>>706732631
jason bourne, its jesus christ
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>>706732631
Not risking ever
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>>706732631
Fuck you
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>>706732631
good meme
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>>706732631
kys
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>>706732631
JUJU
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>>706732631
fine
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>>706732631
damn you
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>>706738154
>>706740099
>>706738535
>>706741965

oh no I feel so bad for you, what a terrible problem to have
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>>706738113
>kick her to the curve
>to the curve
>curve
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>>706732631
gg
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>>706732631
Sorry
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Do You Believe In Mod?
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>>706744456
I feel your pain. My size is around 7x5.75 -not huge by any stretch. Exgf from a while back had a tiny pussy. Some of the worst sex thH. Took forever to finally figure out how to fuck her successfully and even then it basically felt as if someone was trying to jack you off while gripping your dick as hard as possible and she would always orgasm way before I was even close. Her smallness made her freak out and she would go bone dry. It was actually amazing how fast she could go from totally wet to being like a desert down there. Always had to use tons of Astroglide even if she was sopping wet. Looking back, I should've gotten her to go to the gyno and get dilators but didn't know about that stuff back then. Don't even know if that would've worked because she refused to practice with her fingers and a tiny vibe that we got.
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>>706732631
Ugh
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>>706738535
This is silly. The average baby head is 13.5 inches at birth. The reason it hurts is because you're not doing enough foreplay and she's not wet enough. Get better at pleasuring her or use lube.
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>>706742267
That's not weird anon, it perfectly describes exactly what I want. Also, if you get a girl to cuddle with you, there's a pretty good chance she will want sex from you and make a move to get it, even if she didn't seem interested at first. If you get there, just let her decide. It'll be clear if/when she does. If not, you still get to cuddle which I think is pretty underrated
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>>706732631
Fuk
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>>706732631
fu
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>>706732631
Fuck off
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>>706747379
You don't understand. I don't want to have sex. I'd rather we could just cuddle. I think I need to quit porn to want sex.
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>>706732631
poop
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>>706732631
Fuck u
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>>706732631
Welp, considering I've already had a gf... Fuck off

>>706732443
For reproductive purposes, no. For pleasure, yes... There you go OP, now can you edge lords stop making these threads?
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>>706742267
Dude, just have friends. Chicks are boring and only good for a fuck anwho.
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>>706732631
fuck i need to reply
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