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Bored

what do?
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Boink
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do you want to roleplay?
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>>706710659
R-roleplay about what?
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Pet cats.
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>>706710792
It can be sexual. im open to yuri, straight, yaoi(as long as you are a femboy).
i can fulfill many kinks like bdsm, age play, bondage, and some more. or if you just want to cuddle rp im completely fine with that and ill try to make you feel loved.
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Erotic roleplay with strangers on the internet.
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>>706711141
whats wrong with that?
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>>706711213
I didn't say anything was wrong with it.
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>>706711213
I do like when i get fast responses though
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>>706711493
oh, okay. if you want to join in on the action i don't mind. i can type decently fast.
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>>706711108
Thats so nice, anon
I would like to make you feel loved yourself
As long as you post enough 2D and we can keep the ball rolling, its ok
I would like us two to be cute anime girls
is that fine by you?
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>>706710491
Any more similar pictures?
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>>706711679
I'll be that person who watches in the background, then.
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>>706711697
i sadly don't have any lolis on my pc. sorry, its because i found more pleasure by actually typing out the actions and looks of our characters. plus im trying to get rid of my porn addiction. but yes i can keep the ball rolling more than likely. so would you like a story to go with or what?
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>>706711911
sounds good to me. also nice dubs
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>>706712043
shut the fuck up spider man we are trying to have a nice roleplay here that is yuri and loli go away
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>>706712016
no story
i just want to talk, if its ok
it doesnt have to be loli
How is that porn addiction reset going along?
[spoiler]Why are you being so nice?[/spoiler]
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>>706712202
no pls, this is nice board
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>>706712230
because i don't want others to cry themself to sleep at night like i do. also i will be happy to talk to you and make you smile over the internet.
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This is too cute
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>>706712043
>>706712202
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>>706712230
also i kinda broke on my porn addiction today and yesterday. i've fapped six times
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>>706712373
im thankful for your words.
why do you cry to sleep? if you dont mind me being stubborn about yourself that is.
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>>706712510
its understandable to do it sometimes
For 3 months I had not watched porn, but over the last week I completely recovered deleted /gif/ files and all progress is lost again
I have been thinking that for some things its better to just let things take their course naturally, letting life run on autopilot, as to not tire yourself over controlling every aspect of your subconscious psyque
i'm a higschool dropout so dont take anything i say seriously
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>>706712541
well im in a long distance relation ship with my girlfriend and i want to see her so badly and cuddle up to her at night. i used to come to this website a lot and then i forgot about it when i started using google+. over that time i have slowly changed from being a pessimistic person to an optimistic caring person. i just hope i can make people feel happy and loved like i do when i can talk to my gf.
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best waifu cute post
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>>706712811
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>>706712811
does she know that you roleplay about yuri and the such? i hope for the best of you two.
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>>706712752
no, i will take your opinion into consideration no matter what your education level is. its always good to get another person's perspective on subject. also if you can get back into highschool do it. or get your GED. find someone to help you, churches are very kind if you show the commitment to change and be a better person.
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>>706713039
she doesn't, but when she's on i drop everything and talk to her immediately. i never ignore her.
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>>706710491
Massage your prostate until orgasm
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>>706713216
that is pretty fun. (not op) i wish i had an actual sex toy instead of a glass 7 up bottle :(
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>>706713137
it was only at the very end that i dropped it, so its no big deal. i can get into college or get a job if i want.
i never talked or touched a girl, but i imagine being transparent in a relationship is important...
anyway, at the very least you show you care about her by giving her attention;
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>>706713499
i've dropped the amount of people i roleplay with. im taking steps into being more and more faithful but it is hard work. but in the end that hard work will be worth it when i get to cuddle her and she calls me daddy. (yes im into a dd/lg relationship. no i don't call her daddy's cum dump. i call her my princess and im very very sweet to her.)
if you need help we should try to figure out how to talk in private. i am on like twenty four seven. talking to people to not feel lonely. i hope you do find the love of your life. i do suggest using social media like google+ it has changed my life.
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>>706714039
Bump
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please bump this threadddddd
if it dies I'll post a thread with uhh what name should i choose so you can tell its me?
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>>706710491
Sauce me brotato chip
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>>706714039
i appreciate the advice, but i use anonymous imageboards for a good reason. i am also here 24/7 like you, the difference being that i try to keep myself not lonely. i can bronswe the entire website and talk to different people. anyways, i hope you can achieve whatever dreams with your girlfriend, be it marriage and kids or what else you can imagine. i'll go now, so you can help other people. thank you for the time spent, i'm really grateful. [spoiler]tonight when i go to bed, i promise i'll cuddle a pillow and think of you.[/spoiler] godspeed.
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>>706714779
i can still help you. none of my other friends are on. and i would cuddle you back you know.
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>>706715004
You're really nice. But I can't keep up conversations for too long like this. Don't be upset if I suddenly stop replying.
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>>706715136
why is it that you can't keep conversations like this up for long?
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Where's the erotic roleplay with unknown individuals on the internet?
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>>706715136
you either keep up the conversation for the rest of the day or i'll insert my penis into your anus
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>>706715136
This is giving me feels
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>>706715325
i guess it didn't happen but true happiness isn't started out with lust. it is started out with friendship or love
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>>706715418
the feels are good to experience my friend. let the feels out.
>>706715380
please don't be mean to your fellow human. treat them with kindness and they will be kind to you too.
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The fuck is going on in this thread?
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>>706715542
I'm sorry anon, i just have pent up rage
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>>706715699
what is your rage about my friend?
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>>706715380
>>706715418
And now they are gone
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>>706715670
we are being nice to each other
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>>706715670
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>>706715767
the normal "having to deal with your kids mother just because you had a kid together" type
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>>706715967
i see. i'll be here to help you.
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>>706715767
Reading this is really relaxing for some reason
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Marker up pooper
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>>706716210
It got stuck
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>>706716208
im just a calm person until you fuck with me.
and now im really calm and slightly depressed
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>>706716313
why depressed guy?
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>>706716402
im just depressed a lot for some reason. could be that my gf isn't on and i don't have anything physical from her to touch or smell.
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This is too cute. Did I wander into a version of /b/ in an alternate universe?
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>>706716537
You in an online relationship?
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why did you break up with your girlfriend? did you love another person more than her? if so i know that feel quite well.
>>706716779
yes you did wander into the more soft and caring side of /b/
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>>706716848
thats right, it doesn't mean i don't love her any less
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>>706716779
yes
want to hug or possibly dock?
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>>706716935
Anon, you gotta break it off.
Online relationships rarely work out.
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>>706717108
this is true sadly
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>>706716968
I could use a nice hug tbh. Have felt pretty depressed lately myself. Lost my job and moved to a new place, don't know anyone here. I'm kinda awkward too, so making friends isn't easy.
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For a second I forgot I was on 4chan.

People actually being nice to each other. Speaking in complete thoughts. having lengthy back and forth conversations without breaking down into a shitposting flamewar?

I think.. I think this is ok.
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>>706717108
Did you just say break it off? fuck no, i love my girlfriend with all of my heart. without her i might not be here today.
>>706717185
im gonna love my girlfriend as much as i can
>>706717229
I know right? its good to make people be happy and try to make others happy.
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>>706716865
No actually we were pretty much in love. But you know love makes you turn a blind eye on eacht others negative side. But eventually we found out that we couldnt live with the way we were acting at each other. It just didnt work out.
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/b, anon, 4chan isn't this bad
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>>706717211
i'm actually moving to a new place because of a job so i might be in the same boat soon. where did you move to?
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Comfy thread
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>>706716935
I know it doesn't, but ultimately you need to move to where she is or vice versa if you plan to continue it. Just my opinion, relationships really need some physical contact to work over the long term.
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>>706717386
i hope you find the one that makes you happy in life and that you you are both happy.
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>>706717403
NC. Had to move in with my dad cause I was broke :( which sucks. I'm in Shelby area. It's a pretty area but I wanna be in a city....
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>>706717478
"if two hearts truly love each other the distance between them doesn't matter. for it is true love."-some romantic shit
>>706717471
also that does look pretty comfy.
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>>706717471
Damn, i just wanna lay my head in some qt's lap and be held. The feels anon, the feels....
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>>706717731
The /b comfy thread will hold you
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>>706717723
Don't misunderstand, I'm not saying you should break up! Just that you need to find a way to bridge that physical distance; but I'm sure you already knew that!
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hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart

my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory

i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it

my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only

my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me

my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.

Online relationships are insignificant.

How many of you have been in online relationships, with promises of hopes and pipe dreams. You imagine yourselves together and moving between state (or country LOL). You think to yourself "This person with an anime avatar is the one i'm going to spend the rest of my life with".

Are you both socially and economically well off?
Do you both hold careers or have skills that you can make an affordable wage?
Do you both really trust each other enough to not think they're cheating every 5 minutes?
Are you willing to make sacrifices to your free time to work extra or finish school?

Well, just know that it's most likely not going to work.
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>>706710491

Make 10so propaganda. It's a lot of fun :)
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>>706717597
I'm headed to TN
I understand that, I only like being in cities. rural areas just don't do it for me
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>>706717866
damn, this was me 6 years ago
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>>706717866
Well thats just like... your opinion man..
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>>706718095
truth
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>>706717871
Yeah, I'm trying to get a networking degree, then I wanna move to CO. Or anywhere with a nice city really, but CO is pretty and legal weed is a nice bonus.
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>>706718055
You mean being a neet? How'd you break out from that?
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anons i have to go now. im sorry but please do be nice to each other. i should be back on tonight with the following picture
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>>706718614
I love you!
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>>706718614
Take care.
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>>706718614
Bye
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>>706718614
Bye, thanks for such a nice thread <3 HUGS
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>>706718401
I finally managed to land a job, basically. Took me nearly two years because of my lack of motivation and laziness.

I really was way down there, thinking that my future doesn't have to be socially accepted, and that I can live a perfectly happy life alone with my computer.
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>>706719070
Working five days a week now, feeling a lot better both physically and mentally.
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>>706719070
Well done anon!
Proud of you
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>>706718717
what would you like me to call you? so that way we can tell whos who? also i will repost this photo at around 9:00 pm pacific time
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>>706719070
Well, I'm glad that's over! I've never even been able to imagine being happy alone, but social situations usually make me feel awful, so it's kinda a catch 22. Would agree that working helps a lot though. When I wasn't working, I tended to hang around the house all day and drink.
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>>706719253
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>>706719384
dickbutt
only because its easy
also someone will probably claim to be me anyways
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>>706719414
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>>706719641
okay, dick butt oh god i can't type that with a straight face. for you to confirm it is you i want you to take a picture of this and repost it on the thread i post. okay? gtg ttyl
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>>706719400
Yeah, it's weird looking back at how much I've changed over the years. And I kinda feel you on the social interaction part.

I actually found comfort in MDMA during my worst years.. not my proudest moment.
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>>706720330
Do you have any advice for a fellow anon?
Other then the MDMA? Although that does give you some confidence, but I don't think I should go around tweaking 24/7.
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ummm wtf is going on here?
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I can't tell.
Was this an actually spontaneous thread or was this one of those threads where a bunch of avatarfags circlejerk for a while?
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>>706721155
Comfy thread, mate. And checked x2
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>>706721155
good things
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>>706721200
>>706721155
We are just trying to be happy
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>>706721155
Happy goodness. Come be comfy with us anon!
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>>706721281
>>706721312
>>706721423
>>706721910
I can get into that.
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What is everyone's favorite comfy movie/show? I mostly like cartoons. Old school stuff like Anamanics, but ponies is pretty cool too.
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>>706722374
my comfy movie is the shawshank redemption
i can just disappear watching that movie
show would probably be anything funny or actiony.
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>>706722374
Avatar the last airbender, fo sho. Absolute comfyness achieved on my end.
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>>706722671
aw man rewatched that 3 days ago, it's so good
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>>706722374
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>>706717471
Can we get more of these comfy pictures?
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Hello friends, cute anime loli here offering the three H's: headpats, hugs and handholding!
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>>706723553
I see your three H's and raise you three P's
Pets
Purrs
Pampering
Pet and Pamper your loli catgirl every day so she will Purr perfectly.
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>>706710491
make a fappechino
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>>706723553
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>>706723480
Of course
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>>706723834
>>706723553
i will do all 6
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>>706720783
Find a job. Keep in touch with a few really close friends. Go out for walks with some good music/podcasts (I'd really recommend radiolab).

And try to stay off molly if you're going through some stuff, but you probably know that. And take care, I love you.
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>>706724033
Thanks
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>>706723553
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There needs to be more threads like this
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>>706724350
there are, you just haven't been invited to any yet
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>>706724350
Agree
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>>706721910
M-me? Be comfy with other..people? I've never been invited to anything before.
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>>706724350
Yes
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Well, you guys could schedule your threads and circlejerk at peace being comfy and shit.
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Good night, friends. It's been a wonderful thread <3
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>>706724765
we actually did for a thread later
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>>706724777
Good night
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I don't much care for loli, are these the threads for me?
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>>706722374
I used to watch a single episode of Mushishi every night before sleeping.
Should probably rewatch it some time.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_pSxcd0uHA
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Even though I didn't contribute much to this thread and won't be awake for the next one, I hope to see more of them, and you, around.
>maybe someday I'll talk
Good night.
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This thread is a pretty nice thread
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>>706726115
Good night
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>>706725490
Yes
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>>706726218
what the fuck.
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This is a nice change of pace, I guess I'll just say whats on my mind

Me and my long term girlfriend recently broke up because of distance, but we are still good friends :) and we never had an argument for the 2.5 years we were together
But I am not able to enjoy my time being single, I just want to be in another great relationship again :/
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>>706726654
And here is a comfy picture
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>>706726654
At least you didn't have a fight and break up mad at each other, but I feel you anon. I really miss having a gf myself.
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>>706726654
I feel you man.
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>>706726654
Damn, i know how you feel bro. Sadly we broke up on bad terms even when we had a great relationship. Now we don't talk to each other at all, which sucks, but i feel like it was for the best.
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>>706726944
I'm sure you"ll find another gf one day :)

And I just have this nagging in the back of my mind that I need a gf now and I dont like it
But I'll probably get over it soon, I hope
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I love all of you.
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>>706727308
I love you too
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>>706727308
I love your face! And your sweet bod. And your big sexy personality.
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>>706727221
Aww I'm sorry :(
At least it was for the best

And I still feel a little awkward texting her too much, she is really the only person I talk to
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>>706727308
I will always love you anon
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>>706727308
I love you too anon!
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>>706726412
Is will of Allah
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>>706726654
And on a lighter note I recently changed my diet :)
Now I eat a lot of fresh fruit and almost no bread
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This is one of the happiest days of my life.
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>>706728051
Whats been going on? :)
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>>706712230

Could this be, hummingbird user?
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>>706728346
In my life or this thread?
Yes im little bit slow its 3am atm where i live
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>>706728051
So I'm now at the point where I can recognize animes Anons post random pictures of.
Truly my metamorphosis from starry eyed caterpillar to asocial butterfly is nearing completion.
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>>706728638
Both or whatever you want to talk about
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>>706728675
Maybe you'll find a pretty butterfly lady and have wicked butterfly sex :)
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>>706727406
I love you too!
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>>706728940
I'll only have 24 hours to live or so, right?
If some butterfly lady finds me and engages me then sure.
But chances of that are slim so I'll probably die as I lived; procrastinating.

>>706729495
>This thread ams dildos
Someone should really correct that.
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Ocean comfy
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why is everyone so nice here....
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>>706728772
Well life is pretty good
>Parents alive
>Have a job
>Own a pc
Thats all i need for living.
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>>706730110
Because we are having a good, comfy time
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>>706730110
alternate reality my friend. In this version of /b/ we all love each other and while away the days by posting qt3.14 cat-lolis.

How has your day been anon?
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>>706728772
What about you how is life going?
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>>706730263
>Thats all i need for living
and a girl to love and cuddle you! (or boy, whatever you like)
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>>706730263
That's good :)
I'm in college now and have a nice little studio apartment and I've been learning to cook
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>>706730320
so far so good, its 2:00 AM here so the day hasnt been long yet
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>>706730554
Where's here? Are you up that early or did you just stay awake all night?
My day's almost over sadly.
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>>706730320
My day has been pretty normal, but then I ran into this alternate reality and this has really just been a great day :)
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>>706730481
Well i would love that, but i don't think i have the balls to ask a girl out.
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>>706730473
Looking back on it and with the influence of this thread, life has been pretty great
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what do u do when ur sad?? u cry

what do u do when ur are happy?? u smile

what do u do then, when ur bored?? u do boring stuff and yawn.
hope this is helps
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>>706730789
Yeah, this reminds me of why I ever starting coming here. I was beginning
to wonder tbh.

>>706730885
That's my problem too :/
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>>706730885
I feel you, I've been going through the same thing
but next time I have the opportunity I'm going to go for it :)
And you should too!
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>>706730492
Oh thats nice! Only thing i know to cook is noodles, Eggs and Bacon and minced meat
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>>706730781
germany, awake and i will likely be for at least 1 more h, how was your day?
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>>706731272
I learned how to make Lumpia, Banana Bread, Pumpkin Bread, and Lasagna
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>>706731147
Yes definitely!

>>706731065
Anon you should try it too
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This is a nice thread.
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>>706731535
An I have learned to make Kraft Dinner /and/ cereal!
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>>706731535
Wow you are good!
How did ou start training?
Did you just google the recipe and go with it?
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*hugs everyone in the thread*
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>>706731807
I will make you proud anon

>>706731853
Hi! Welcome to the comfy thread :)
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Is K-On worth the time?
Who is best girl?
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>>706731407
USA. My day was pretty good. Went to work, I work in a furniture factory, it's all pretty basic so i just listen to music all day and radio. Listened about how we're tearing the country apart, was kinda depressing. And then I came home and did work for a networking class and found this awesome thread. So it's been pretty good.
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>>706732159

T-thank you Anon (:

*hugs everyone*
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>>706732137
HUGS!

>>706731807
I will! Thanks for the encouragement.
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>>706732214
Yes and Azusa or Ritsu
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>>706730885
What if everyone in this thread just asked each other out?
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>>706732225
Part time student?
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>>706732137
Hugs back :)
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>>706732137
*hug*

>>706732040
I started out with learning to make pumpkin bread with my grandma, she taught me that cooking isnt an exact science and that made me more comfortable with just throwing a bunch of ingredients into a bowl and not worrying about if I dont do everything perfectly, Then I learned Lumpia from my ex-gf's mom, then yeah I just started looking up recipes and tried to go with it
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>>706732643
I dunno, do we have qt girls in here? If so I say we go for it.

>>706732671
Full time, but my classes are online.

>>706732809
What's Lumpia? It sounds like something delicious, homemade bread is orgasmicly awesome.
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>>706732643
That would be too easy ;)
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>>706732809
Sorry forgot image

>>706732289
and a hug for you too *hug*
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>>706732225
sounds like a good day, i hope you will also enjoy the rest of it
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>>706732643
I love you guys but not that way
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>>706732953
It is like a Filipino egg roll but with ground beef and you fry them and ialwubfoiweuaf many orgasms to be had
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>>706732809
Cool easy way to get girls :)
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>>706732643
Umm... W-will you go out with me?
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Have been a bit down since I was working up the courage to ask a girl I like out. Midway through the conversation she mentioned that she has a crush on someone and has for a long time. Glad I didn't get too far in saying what I wanted to say.

This thread is a nice beacon of light.
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>>706733343
Of course!
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>>706733355
She'll get over him
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>>706733101
Uh huh sure you're not fooling anyone
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>>706733480

Well, she likes a her but certainly not me back. We're childhood friends and I'm patient so...it'll sort itself out eventually. Thanks anon c:
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>>706733355
I'm sorry *super hug*

Did she tell you who it was she had a crush on, or could this possibly be a situation where she referring to you ;)
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>>706733790

She's got a crush on a girl; I'm a guy so no D:
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>>706733871
You could try changing your gender?
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>>706733355
Damn :( Well at least now you know. Could have been pretty awkward if you would have asked her out and after that she would have told you.
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>>706733696
But just remember that the worst thing that can happen when asking someone out is she says no, you might feel embarrassed but everyone will forget it happened in no time
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>>706734060

Hehe.

>>706734083

Yeah. At least I won't keep scheduling dates with the hope I ask her on one of them. I wish she told me sooner though, I was already looking at a necklace. We're really close too.
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>>706733477
Yay!
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>>706734160
This made me remember...
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>>706733183
omgomgomgomgomg, how does I learn the secrets of the gods anon?

>>706734160
Good advice, some of us dwell on this too much.

>>706734293
*Hugs* at least you know now.
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>>706734160

She's my best friend though; there's a decade+ of feeling here. We lost contact for the longest time and I reconnected with her over FB and it's like we were never apart.
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>>706734342
So... what do people do on a date? I-I'm a little new to this.
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>>706734548
I wish you luck in this one anon!
Only thing i can say
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>>706734484
I still dwell on it a little now even though I'm the one who gave out that advice

and hold on I'll type out the recipe for the Lumpia in a more readable way
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>>706734897
They talk i guess?
I don't know :|
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>>706734897

Just do whatever you intended to do (dinner, movie, etc) but have a lively conversation. Get to know them and pay attention to the details. It's your chance to bring up longer topics or more sensitive ones and see how you feel. Share what makes you you, like personal experiences, accomplishments, life stories, etc. If your conversation is going well time will fly by and you won't realize how late you've been out. It'll be fun.

>>706734950

Thanks c:
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I don't want to leave all of you wonderful people, but I have to get to sleep now :(

You two have a nice date!

*hugs everyone*

Will there be another comfy thread tomorrow.... ?
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>>706734548
Sorry I was trying to give advice for the general situation of asking out a girl, her being a long time friend does complicate things though

But I'm sure you'll find a great person :)
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>>706735296
Good night anon! <3
And sure lets make another one
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>>706735393

Don't worry, I'm taking every word! It always helps!

*hugs you*
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>>706710491
r8 my shadow box
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https://youtu.be/vtAAI4xnmzE
>I'll just leave this here.
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Hello friends what have i missed in this comfy thread
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>>706735663
Its beautiful!
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>>706735855
Just soothing, alternate reality /b/
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>>706710491
Call traps gay as fuck
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>>706735855
Hugs
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>>706735521
If I end up starting it I'll post with that image of the hugging loli I just put up. (and, if not, i'll still post that, cause it's cute)

.>>706735158
Thank you so much! I'm going to try and make that.

I can't believe how nice everyone was, you really made my night better.
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>>706735855
*hugs* Welcome friend, I'm about to leave, but enjoy your stay in alternate reality with the rest of nice anons.
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Clock is now 4am so i really have to got to sleep :(
I hope to see you tomorrow night again :)
Love you all!
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>>706736168
>>706736523

Do I get hugs?
Also if this thread dies someone make another
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>>706735158
>>706734484
Ingredients:
1 1/2 - 2 lbs of ground pork
1/2 cup of chopped jicama
1/2 cup of green onions
1/2 cup chopped carrots
1 1/2 tablespoon soy sause
1 egg
1 teaspoon of salt and pepper
1 teaspoon of sugar
1 tablespoon garlic powder
1/4 cup bread crumbs
eggroll wraps

Paste:
1/2 cup of water
1 tablespoon of flour

Mix together the paste and heat it up. This will be used to keep the wraps from unwrapping.
Put the pork into a mixing bowl and add all dry ingredients.
Then add your wet ingredients and mix well (I normally just use a big spoon to mix)
Then you get your wraps and put some of the stuff you just mixed and put it on one edge of the wrap and start wrapping it up.
Before you get to the end put a little bit of the paste on the other end of the wrap so the wrap stays together.
The depending on the size of your wraps cut them to the size you want and repeat.
This will make about 80 little Lumpia.

Heat up oil to 350 F (dont ever heat above 400 or the oil has a chance to combust)
Then add a few Lumpia at a time and cook until the wrap is crunchy or until the ends start to blacken

You can freeze the Lumpia you didnt cook and cook them later :)
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>>706736525
Goodnight. We love you too. <3
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>>706736525
>>706736523
Nighties! Sleep tight and sweet dreams you two!
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>>706736601
You are the bestest.
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i have really bad ocd and it makes me want to kill myself need some kind words anons ty.
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>>706736582
*hugs you*
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>>706736525
byebye
>>706736582
*hugs*
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>>706735160
>>706735190
Talking? Shucks. I stink at that.
Unless my date wanted to talk about Godzilla or Digimon or something like that.

I notice a lot of Eurofriends in this thread.
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>>706736582
HUGS <3
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>>706735892
thank
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I wish /b/ had more threads like this. Brings a smile to my face to see a thread without everyone telling everyone else to kill themselves.
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>>706736768
You'd be surprised what you can talk about! Tangents lead to tangents lead to more tangents. Even mundane topics can be fun if you're both engaged and you start feeding off of each other. It's a wonderful thing; just let it happen naturally and don't stress about it!
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k no responses literally killing myself thanks faggots
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>>706736673
And when ever you want to cook the ones you froze let them defrost for a few hours or the wraps will break when try to pull them apart
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>>706737007
Sorry! we weren't trying to ignore you! We love you too!!!! <3
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>>706734897
Sorry for the late reply I was typing out the lumpia recipe

idk we could watch anime an cuddle?
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>>706736768
Oh you're going on a date anon? Good for you! Dont stress about talking just be yourself, I know you may be thinking that you're going to be nervous but when you're with someone you like talking is easy. I was in your shoes about 2 months ago, I was nervous as hell but it will all be fine in person because conversations should just flow naturally.
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>>706737133
appreciated
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>>706736916
It is really nice! Though to be honest, /b/ isn't really conducive to this kind of chat. Infinity could get a board for it but it'd be a cesspool, so we're left here.

>>706737007
Life is colorful and beautiful when you appreciate it for all it is; the ups and the downs are all part of a beautiful painting you help create.
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>>706736916
It makes me wonder if it's the same anons that are being super nice in these threads that tell me to kms next thread.
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>>706736696
>>706737007
Sorry I was typing the Lumpia recipe :(

What kind of ocd do you have? if you are ok talking about it :)
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>>706737400
thanks for nice response, i like this shit kinda. the cute anime is cool too, its not just fags/traps/porn and people calling each other autistic over having different political views. normally /b/ is pretty cancer but I guess you never know
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I'm going to make tea who wants some?
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>>706737719
I'll take some :)
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>>706737466
I just lurk, rarely reply, give advice mostly.

>>706737596
Anime comes in a really wide variety; cute huggable shows do exist though. You see most of the popular stuff though, which doesn't really correlate with quality sometimes.
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>>706737228
That sounds nice! We can do that :)

What are the hip new anime this season? I took a gander at the new episode 1's but nothing really caught my eye.
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>>706737517
its called hocd. wondering if you're gay or not. i kinda got over it realizing there isn't anything wrong with being gay but still bothers me sometimes. idk. i just wish i never had it. it isnt easy just accepting thoughts you dont want to accept but at this point i just try not to be bothered by it. but oh well
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>>706737719
Count me in!
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hitting image limit so
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>>706737886
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>>706737886
>>706737886
>>706737886
>>706737886
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