Oldfag here. What is the deal with these clowns scaring the shit out everyone in the US? I know it's not us.. Where is the sauce on how this shit started so we can find a way to stop it?
>>706694501
I'll never tell you mr law man
>>706694501
>Oldfag
>find a way to stop it
Shut up faggot
You will never stop it
#Honkalivesmatter
>>706694501
It's viral marketing for the it remake
Op here, not the law. I was here for the habbo raids, couponing, toaster Steve, and every other act of debauchery. Just want sauce, I can white knight on my own.
>people acting retarded at night
no problem
>people acting retarded at night dressed as clowns
oshit
It was big on YouTube a few years ago, idk why it is just catching on. Stupid, they gonna get hurt
Other oldfag here. Looks like a bunch of people having fun fucking with people. And it is amusing. And why the fuck would you want to stop it?
>>706695468
/thread
>>706695310
I doubt it. Viral marketing doesn't use people to lure children into the woods with candy.
And, if it does I am switching jobs.
>>706694501
The producers of the new It film realized that nobody is going to find it scary, so they're paying "clowns" to run around scaring people in order to score a better box office hit.
>>706695570
>>706694501
No one cares if you're an oldfaggot , fuck off .
They already got hurt, one just got shot in the head and is crit at Fort Wayne. And I want to stop it because my daughter is scared af to walk to school because of some shot happening 800 miles away. Even us degenerates have a concience. Also I'm floored the anons have not responded to the Pepe issue.
>>706694501
It just copycat bs. Here in Connecticut they arrested 5 people so far for social media posts about the clowns. All teens
Idk, I'm just waiting for a cop to shoot a nigger then dress him up in a clown costume and claim self defense
>>706695908
#Clownlivesmatter
>>706695816
I care. *drags his oldfag balls across your face*
Smelll them. Smell them.
>>706695413
Who is down with opp - OP
>>706695685
Well I doubt it's what they intended , anyone can dress up as a clown . Including pedophiles , Ect .
If you haven't noticed, /b/ and /pol/ are being flooded by raging faggots talking about clowns walking around at night
They're trying to promote this idea that it's a cult and something "big" is going to happen in October
Don't bite the bait
> Wasco Clown, California, 2014
These clowns are nothing new. This originally started in California 2 years ago by a couple fucking around at night in a clown outfit in Bakersfield
http://abcnews.go.com/US/mysterious-clowns-terrorizing-california-city/story?id=26157014
Since they started, over the last 2 years there have been many copy cats all over the country, trolling people for lulz
This clown joke has nothing to do with the It movie remake
They are not part of a cult
Nothing is going to happen this month involving clowns
Anybody that makes a "THIS CLOWN WAS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD" thread is lying
"I heard they're in a cult...." is bullshit
So I hope this clears up some of the recent clown bait threads. Nothing new. Old news.
>>706695768
this
>>706696151
So what you are saying is stop clowning around
4chan has gotten so pathetic as of late. I'm sure because most the oldfags didn't want to be spied on once the site got more public attention. But I know there are still people here from the old days that want to do the right thing. We can get our lulz other places. Sauce faggots..
>>706694501
its probably just marketing for the new "IT" movie
>>706696357
most of us old fags are in bed by 10:30. Who the fuck would waste money on clown makeup?
>>706696357
Spied on? How would i be getting spied on?
>>706696151
It does thanks /btard I knew I could count on you
>>706696267
I was one of the posters, part of a thread trying to get that to take off
>>706694501
Welcome to 4chan newfriend
there was a clown in my neighbourhood last night
i hear they're in a cult...
>>706696653
I've been here for years and seen shit you couldn't imagine in your worst nightmares. Don't talk to me kid.
>>706696487
I was thinking of doing beetlejuice this year, and i mean real high quality costume. I was watching makeup application videos to find out what the fuck "foundation" was, and concealer and shit.
The real problem is the wig. There are no good beetle juice wigs. So i was thinking of getting a standard wig, cutting it to the proper shape, and then partially dyeing it yellow, grey, and green, and then dunking it in some cleansing solution for a bit to fade it.
>>706696792
LOL. This must be fucking bait.
>>706696748
That's what I'm saying there has to be some underground shit going on that they are copycatting.
>>706694501
Dude.
Why we should even care about? Or even stop it?
Everytime I hearing about it I'm giggling as fuck
>>706696892
No bait just keeping Newfag 13 y/o's in their place.
>>706695853
That's fake faggot
>>706697005
Because, back in the days of lulzsec, it was anarchy. But we have gone past that, but Joe we have the chance to be an anonymous voice of reason in a fucked up world. Why not take this chance and fix this moral cancer?
>>706696841
wow ur gay
>>706697413
You don't like beetlejuice? But that movie was awesome. You're no fun.
>>706696151
>These clowns are nothing new. This originally started in California 2 years ago by a couple fucking around at night in a clown outfit in Bakersfield
UK in 2013
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/09/16/newser-creepy-clown/2820843/
Any man who must say I am an oldfag is no true oldfag.
>>706697474
Try Spirit Halloween /b/rother or some online store
OFFICIAL 4CHAN OLDFAGS WHATSAPP GROUP
join us here and share your shit with /b/ros
https://chat.whatsapp.com/9oj99CcxM4V0V3s2R59AQg
>>706694501
Samhain
>>706697509
+1 for the pic.
I know this has been done before in CA, but there has to be some Mirc chatter or something making these people do this suit on the east coast. Get to work people, this is what we do.
>>706696151
As per usual. The media wasting everyone's time instead of reporting anything useful.
>>706697568
Precise .
>>706697595
Well there ARE beetlejuice wigs, but they suck. They're white. Beetlejuice's hair was not white. Look at the movie. It was partially grey, partially blond, with some bits of green in it.
I think the green was supposed to be "underlying rotten flesh" that stained the hair near the front.
>>706697391
'cuz this place is full of inmoral faggots that don't even care about themeselfs.
We always did everything for lulz, shit & giggles. Of course we COULD go full retard white knight but for what? We don't gain anything except some good thoughts. That;s all.
Since when this place become birth place for fucking white knights like you?
>>706697568
Sorry, been lurking for weeks after years of ask and I thought it would get me through the " oh you're a 13 y/o Newfag" phase
>>706697509
Thanks for that link anon
>>706697867
Good point, probably look up a tutorial on how to make your own.
>>706697129
Nice job anon
>>706697568
Not really. See, that's only the case if oldfags are like so humble or austere that they wouldn't make themselves known. Which is romanticizing us.
I don't give a fuck about /b/ rules or customs.
I don't have shame.
I have no problem whatsoever mentioning that i am an oldfag.
People trying to downplay what's going on.. They think because they say it's a hoax means it's a hoax... I'm sure they said the same thing about Neil Anderson... Those who are prepared will survive this month.. The rest of you? What can I say... You doubted them and you're about to find out why that was a huge, monumental mistake..
>>706697943
I'm white knightting on this one topic, you guys do what you want with the rest. And to be fair.. Any oldfag knows /b was divided years ago between those with a moral compass and those that wanted to do shot for the lulz. Both deserve equal respect, I just need help with this one issue.
>>706694501
Since when are we heroes? Get the fuck outta here you week and a half oldfag
>>706696792
>>706697984
On b/ everyone's a newfag. There's no way to prove you're an oldfag and even if anyone believed you, it gains you no respect.
Why don't we join /b/ros?
We can post on our fake tumblrs and facebooks some fake article about satanist clowns until people get freaked
>>706694501
This is how you stop them.
>>706698583
Too much work. Actually, quite admire these clown guys, they are willing to put on all that make up and go stand outside in the middle of the night.
That's commitment.
>>706698669
That's fake
>>706698572
newfag detected
>>706698409
Name something and I'll give you sauce on it. I don't have to validate my status to you Newfag, I can triforce and you are till looking at trap threads. Oldfags help please.
>>706698386
Ok, I trust that you have some sort of motivation for white knighting. I remember few years back that this place was inmoral and sometimes SJW/white knight.
But reallity is cruel my fellow /b/ro
This place is shit for long time and you know it. I doubt that now there going to be more people like you in this period of time.
I really like to help you, but there is too little of us. So you must do this alone muh White Knight /b/ro. Good luck anon.
>>706697618
should we join?
>>706698800
I'm a white knight. I don't see what there is here to white knight about. Buncha people dressing up as clowns freaking people out.
Good job?
>>706698669
I have a concealed carry. I bet a can scared them more than what they're actually looking for.
>>706698799
You would know nypa is a thing here you fag.
I've been lurking all summer
>>706698970
Your mom is all summer
>>706694927
you fight crazy with crazy
we got creepy clowns
its simple
we become the batman
they run when people chase them
so why not make it even more nuts
and this takes the fear from the clowns
since they seem to hanging around public areas
people see batmen running after the clown
it will give them some hope i know it sounds like something out of /co/ but it may work
>>706698970
>>706698352
Tell us more based anon
Ugghhhh, i just got an angry letter from my large intestine about all the damn starburst i've been eating.
clowns
>>706698877
Yeah, they're did a good job.
>>706698686
>we may share false articles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHjGtBnSv50
>Get cheap clown halloween costume
>Act od at night
>Scare the shit out of people
>????
>Shit and giggles as profit
Dont really see whats needs to be "sauced" ?
A bunch of teens doing stupid shit they saw on a youtube video that went viral.
>>706695685
there is no evidence that that even happened
>>706699325
>>706699102
fucking genius
>>706700645
thank you
and with halloween here in the states
batman masks are in stock
so i say we gear up and like i said fight crazy with crazy
>>706699092
by kid rock
>>706696041
>2012
>im proud to be an oldfag
>>706699102
>>706700907
for a rare instant, I wish I was American.
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AND REPORT BACK
you will known as... /b/atbros.
>>706698955
Not that guy but that's not what nypa was originally used for
>>706696151
>>706696151
Sounds like something a Clown would say
>>706701523
/b/atbros. i like it
now we can go full on with this
a simple mask or full on /b/atgear
i am in TN and i got a kid and i am not doing the "think of the children" shit but this is out of hand
reports are coming in the the clowns are getting beaten and soon maybe worse
i will not lie doing this is just as risky as doing the clown shit so if you do be careful out there
>>706696007
Under rated post.
Pic, my bathtub.
>>706696041
Oldfag reporting in. 2005???
Stilesux
>>706702199
TN is where snipers are born who are not from KY
>>706702328
Simply because Ronald Mc.Donald got pissed off because the humanoid happy meals had taken his job. In result he and his army is out for revenge.
>>706694501
DAK 10.10.16?
>>706702444
i do not know about all that
but i do know this
i am sick of this clown shit
>dress up as batman
>search for clows
>run after them
>record it
>post on social media
I like this idea, this will curve any concern about the clowns and if there is a cult, we would be fucking them. Sounds nice
>>706702444
trips dont lie
>>706703391
Give this man a nobel prize
My little brother and a few of his classmates dressed up as clowns to scare people but nobody really gave a shit. They just took pictures of them and like tried to fuck with them. Covina/Glendora if anyone is curious. Clowns aren't scary if you live with cholos
Both stevenking and rob zombie deny marketing of clowns although rob zombie crowdfunded his movie so he's probably lying
>>706703904
here is what i plan on doing
i am going to get a batman mask modify it a bit
and a simple batman shirt and something like a utility belt
a stun gun,pepper spay, a flash light basically stuff that is used for self defense and large zip ties
now i am not a sjw far from it but i am just at my end with it all
if they run they run but at some point they will stop running and turn back its fight or flight
i do not plan to go overbored with this shit
no ninja stars or other lame shit
and i repeat if any other anons plan on also doing this be safe
i plan on keeping my shit in my car at the ready
>>706705308
I'm only going out with a knife and crowbar so far
It's just another stupid Social Media sensation.
Kony 2012! Ice Bucket Challenge! Black Lives Matter!
It's great how smart phones actually make people even dumber.
>>706705557
well i do not want to see anyone in jail over this shit
its Hisoka
>>706705951
Oh i'm not gonna use them until I'm forced too, they're just there for the costume itself
>>706694501
>so we can find a way to stop it?
you mean make it better and on a larger scale
>tfw some clown sightings cropping up in other places
>>706694501
No idea why nobody has just turned around and stomped one of the clowns, wouldn't let one just follow me around, especially if it's at night or I'm alone, I'd warn them once and then its fair game.
>>706706386
#HONKAHONKA
>>706706558
#/b/atbros
>>706707972
#Clownlivesmatter
Idk man but supposedly they're supposed to shoot up my school this Friday. All the fucking sixth graders are talking about it, and the principle made an announcement to stop talking about it and shit. Man he was triggered af kek
>>706708340
R.I.P Anon
>>706694501
Government level copypasta is what it is.
Using actual clowns to distract people from the two main clowns in the news.
Only niggers and children believe this shit is for real. Note how nobody has ever directly seen one for themselves.
Honestly the whole thing is cringy as fuck.
>>706708619
Lol i saw one when i was driving to my dealers house at night
Its just kids being dumb who gives a fuck
Anybody wanna suck my dick
>>706708946
Ew das ghay
If it is really a movie marketing thing we can wear clown costumes, rape hot women, kill people and get away with it. I mean there are tons of clowns out there.
:)
:) :)
>>706708799
Forgot to mention, there are certainly some people who have dressed up as a clown to do this shit, but only people who are copying the original. Which is government copypasta. >>706708799
>>706694501
You all realize this is just a promotion by paid actors for the new IT movie, right?
I know most of you are under the age of 16, so I'll explain. In 1990, a movie called IT came out about a killer clown that terrorizes a town. They defeat the clown then it comes back 30 years later, so they all re-unite to defeat it again. They're for whatever dumbass reason re-making it with a bunch of no-names.
>>706709171
Nigger detected. Actually never mind, there's commas in this.
Nah, no one has been hurt by a clown yet. It's mostly marketing and other people hearing about it so they want to mimic it.
>>706709565
Wait what?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1396484/
Oh that's fucking real? I'm excited.
>>706709717
Don't waste your time. The main actor in it is some child who gets into internet arguments for publicity. I wouldn't bother if I were you.
>>706709660
I'm not a nigger. I am just a guy who wants some anarchy.
>>706709717
>>706709565
>Most of the cast isn't English
Will the movie even be directed in America? Then again, maybe this is a good thing. Let Me In was a great movie until America did its own version with Chloe Moretz. I have no idea why they keep casting her.
>>706709997
You could move to Aleppo. I hear they have a good opportunity for some anarchy right now.
>>706710063
That is not the "anarchy" I am talking about. Just think about a world without any states, any laws. No money, no classes. You can be anyone you want if you act smart enough.
>>706710358
So, an aboriginal in Australia?
>>706695853
crit?
who are you pretending to be?
>>706701313
4chan pass wasn't available in 2005. Then again, they didn't have captcha in 2005.
>>706696347
kek
>>706710416
More like a Fallout style world.
>>706699104
>>706702078
omg...
THIS GUY IS RIGHT
I am the oldestfag here. If I were any older a fag I'd be moot himself. Let me tell you a story of how back in my day /b/ was a slightly less shitty place to hang out and waste time. There was a time before things weaboos, MLP, and waifus and were even really a thing... Boy let me tell you... those were the golden days lads. I miss your grandmother...
>>706711916
4chan was made as an anime image board...
>>706712032
Waifu threads aren't even allowed on /a/
They are top cancer
>>706712226
Wasn't arguing that, just you're complaining about what this site was made for. But I have no right to talk, I'm a loser newfag.
>>706695685
>And, if it does I am switching jobs.
Fucking lost it
>>706712506
Oh that wasn't me you were talking to. I just had to chime in and mention the waifu fuckery
>>706695310
viral marketing 11 months before the film comes out? and before a trailer? get out
Honk the world faggots!
>clownsec
keep calm
and
honka honka
on
>>706698762
No it's not.
>greentextLOL!!!!
>>706712862
#Honkahonkalivesmatter
>>706713034
Oh yeah man I know the whole situation is nothing new, just find it amazing people somehow think its marketing
>>706695934
203fag? Whereabouts
>>706706386
This. Buy some mask and spray paint FB, dat bit, and pepe every where. Paint the town green
>>706708340
>they're supposed to shoot up my school this Friday. All the fucking sixth graders are talking about it,
Plz go fuck urself
>>706699102
Lets do it
>>706696151
You're not fooling anyone, Bozo
>>706708340
you should be in school right now
Where can i buy a clown costume?
>>706696792
>maximum edge
I don't usually kek at posts, especially if they're bait, but this tbh fam
>>706694501
Wait are they real clowns or just people dressed up as clowns? Confused.
>>706714531
what do you think?
>>706708340
Wow, this was even spoken like a middle schooler trying desperately to fit in.
>>706714438
>/
go to a goodwill im sure they have some cheap clown masks and accesories. if you go to some costum store youll be paying way more
>>706708340
I got an aneurysm reading that
>>706711318
cancer
>>706697509
>Tips Fedora
can I dress up as a hooker instead and get clowns to pay me for sex (((lol))) and then call the cops
>>706695768
Can anyone hook me to do this? Need some cash bad. I am good in this shit. I know how to lure kids into woods.
>>706714531
lost hard anon
>>706694501
Ringling Brothers layoffs
>>706696792
That's nice
>>706715075
but that requires work and i don't have the patience for that
>i'll try though, lets hope i don't meet batanon
>>706695853
>And I want to stop it because my daughter is scared af to walk to school because of some shot happening 800 miles away.
Maybe just teach you daughter not to be retarded.
this isnt new, there was the 'Northampton clown' in the uk in 2013.
>pic related, it was this guy
>>706702328 moar pix clown lady
>>706696151
Very good point. And even if it was new, it would be far more likely that this would only be a case of copycatting. Even if it all started with a fake story about a clown trying to lure kids into a forest, that doesn't mean that there can't be real copycats who saw the fake story. I just don't understand how people can look at this without using common sense.
>>706697129
You tell 'em! I am oldfag too. #datboi
>>706708340
>principle
Principal. Your school sucks.
>>706696151
We really gonna get fooled by this clown?
>>706713582
not the same anon but some in milford (law) and some in new haven
>>706694501
Seems like it's going worldwide. Theyre already in Canada and spreading.
>>706708340
Come back when you are 18
>>706696007
This shit is hilarious
>>706717317
lets hope they dont spread into mexico and create the honka honka cartel where they take over the confetti and balloon rackets
i will kill everysingle one of you, just wait , death awaits for no men.
-the clown of dark death
>>706710736
Shut the fuck up already you stupid nigger.
Neighboring towns have already "banned" clowns for halloween this year
no fucking idea how they're going to enforce that but it was on the local news
It's funny to see them get fucked up.
>>706708340
Yo what state /b/ro? My brothers school is supposed to be getting the same shit.
>>706694501
>Juggalos gonna juggle.
