What's the best way to get laid besides the backpages?
Be attractive
>>706685875
Rohypnol
Have sex
>>706685918
LMAO THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!
>>706685918
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>706685918
Include me in screenshot!
Gfe club is better than backpage get a real escort
>>706685911
For the unattractive and the roofy-less, how 2 get laid?
>>706685875
Leaving your moms basement, braving the daylight in your best League of Legends shirt, Naruto running up to the first lonely girl you see, and whispering in her ear, with that Dorito stink on your breath:
>Harambe was a lie
Take her back to your Mountain Dew cave, and have pasty, disappointing emo sex, cry, eat McDonald's, then commit murder suicide in the name of Allah.
>Shalom, motherfucker
OP here, not even that unnatracive, I'm awkward AF and am sh, but no shitlord.
>>706686124
This
go to a bar, buy some bitch a drink. Talk with her for a while without spilling spaghetti all over the place.
Most of those bitches are there for the same reason you are
>>706686226
>in the name of Allah
>>shalom
Oh dear.
>>706686392
Because the rest was so accurate. Fag
Do women actually go to the club to get laid?
>>706686249
>>706685875
If you can't learn to talk to girls, you won't. Just pay for it if you are fucktarded.
>>706685875
if ur not chad enough best bet is internet, if you go front line you're gonna get rekt so just talk on internet first, train ur blabla and then meet with the grill.
first few will be awkward as fuck but you will
eventually get good at talking and u gonna smash
np
>>706686705
they go to present themselves as available, in their fanciest dresses and accessories and most often in groups so project their sex market value, in hopes that they'll grab the attention of a "nice guy" who can prove he can afford courting her, by offering her free drinks, which in turn can get her drunk enough to lose the capacity to resist less than desirable folks, which is what causes plenty of those "by the morning i'll just call it all rape" situations.
>>706686932
Where 2 find grill on interweb?
>>706685875
Leave your house and talk to people.
Keeping your autism under control is a start.
Not even autistic, just a homebody divorcee.>>706687161
>>706687006
try tinder or okc whatever it doesn't matter, if you just want to fuck go for cg or something where you don't eventually have to talk to smash
to all of u thinking that u need to be chad to get chicks on tinder u fucking betas.
just aim for what's accessible u dumb fucks
Craigslist works pretty well, post an ad in m4mw, find a couple who's into cuckolding/domination/hotwife.
If you don't mind some lame ass beta guy watching, you can really fuck some insanely hot girls/women.
Pic related, it's the last couple I met up with. Met at their place, had a few drinks/smoked a bowl, then moved into their bedroom. She deepthroated the fuck out of my cock first, and then turned around and spread her ass for me. After a few minutes of fucking, we decided to send him out of the room, and fucked for a while before I blew my load in her pussy.
Got dressed and left without seeing the guy again. Gonna meet up with her again tomorrow while he's at work, she wants me to cum in her ass this time.
Have more pics and stories if anyone is interested.
>>706687474
pics
what a fking beta cuck wtf
Do you think I could lay a hot woman? I'm talkiing to a fattie rn, I could smash, but Ireall wanna find a decent looking grill.
>>706687644
change haircut
stop smiling like a dumbass
start lifting
and u will smash easy 3different girls a week
>>706687796
What haircut, you suggest?
>>706687644
Change haircut
Don't smile as awkward
Iron all of your shirts like that
Grow a little facial hair.
Best of luck man
>>706687605
Here's another of her, great tits too. She didn't want to do anal the first time because she doesn't let her husband do it and didn't wanna upset him if he saw her asshole was used, so that's part of why we're meeting up tomorrow way before he gets home from work.
With any luck I can be pumping loads into this chick for a while.
>>706687917
Not him, but something that won't lay your hair on your forehead
>>706688019
So something like Brad Pitt in Fury? http://hairstyleonpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1403704302_brad-pitt-fury-350.jpg
>>706687917
dunno something that look less shitty, look some pictures on internet.
atm you just look like you're the guy who's always at the first row in class. unless u wanna get boring talking chicks that's not what u want right?
>>706688171
idk mate im 31, recently out of a shitty divorce and wanting to smash something, I work in a factory at night so I don't get out much.
>>706686055
Lower your standards. You are not a catch. Settle for an uggo.
>>706687959
noice. got moar?
i did smash a few chicks while their beta were watching, was funny
>>706688345
if you just want to smash go on craiglist and u'll get close to no talking but i suggest you to workout a bit if you don't have a 7+ inch dick
craiglist's like a kinder, u never know what's inside
>>706688370
I mean I can fuck a fattie rn, but she's well ovr 3 stacks.I'd rather not, but whatever. If it comes to me fucking a fattie I guesss I'll be at an all time low though.
>>706687959
Continue
Ask every girl in a bar if they want to go get some food then fuck at your place.
Oddly enough this is a 100% sure fire way to get fucked so long as your standards aren't above logical reasoning and you aren't a complete fat fucking beta.
>>706688144
That's actually not too bad. Id get it like that but just a little longer on sides
>>706685875
For the unattractive? Be really funny and seem not interested while at the same time seeming interested. And most importantly be there. Or you could just be an asshole and make her fall in love with you fuck her and leave.
>>706687197
I hope he called himself buzz lightqueer
>>706688826
>>706689019
kek
>>706685875
Have a good amount of hard drugs in your possession throughout the hunt
>>706689146
thread is cancer.
bye
>>706688399
Here's the last pic of her I have, her ass is fucking insane. This pic is sort of a weird angle with how she's contorting her body, but she has a tiny waist with really wide hips and a bubble butt.
They live in a really nice house, in an expensive area, so I'm guessing she settled with him and his small dick because he has money. Who knows, maybe I could even start getting her to give me money, she was making fun of and shit-talking her husband the entire time.
Be born a Chad.
>>706687644 here,
Alright, my hair isn't quite long enough for the Brad Pitt cut from Fury, but i could pull off a Johnny Stevens from Highly Suspect (youtube Seretonia) If i were to post on craigslist what should I post?
>>706689893
Tell people you've got a new swing that needs testing. Include pic of upside down pineapple
>>706689893
Lets get this neckbeard laid.
>>706690571
He doesn't have a neckbeard though..
>>706690651
You know what I mean
>> Being on chan
>>being clean shaven.
>>706686249
practice talking to the elderly they're creeper and your responses become automatic
>>706685875
Go to place where drunk sluts are having fun, a bar, pub or club will do fine.
Don't take any drugs or alcohol yourself, talk to the sluts, they are so drunk they think you are funny because they are so fucking drunk and you are not.
Get one or more to come with you, fuck them where ever... On a street, in your moms house or at their place, nobody gives a fuck because they are drunk. Cum inside or on the face and leave or throw the slut out. Rinse and repeat as needed.
The best time to start is a friday night. Best type of slut is the one who broke up with her bf the night before or few days ago.
T. Oldfag
>>706691281
Yeah, great advice.
So did i, and now after 3 months passed i am scared to do an IHV test. Clearly got infected. She was a great looking milf dough.
>>706685875
The morgue.
>>706685875
Rape
>>706691281
Alright bro, convinced me, I'm going out Friday and possibly Saturday night.
>>706691742
Well you are so new at this that you can't spot the chernobyl pussy when you see one. I have dodged the bullet for about 20 years now so obviously you need to lvl up.
>>706685875
step up your game, son.
>>706692662
You'r right, i will lvlup after this shit is over.
I hope i didn't Charlie Sheen the first time i hooked with a random slut.
>>706692662
Also what's your advice on having some with
a shady lady without a condom ? Not implying that you shouldn't whear one. Just in case you are so shitfaced or forgot, and realysed what have you done just in moment after you'r done.
