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What's this guy's name again?
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>>706678868
Dan "show your little feet" Sneider
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>>706678868
The hymen destroyer
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gibby
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Dan "get in the van" Schneider
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Beer Can Dan
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Dan "can barely fit inside her" Schneider
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>>706678868
Dan "In the walls is where I'll hide her" Schneider
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>>706679863
Fucking kek
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>>706679854
Topkek.Jpeg
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Dan "taping preteens since 1999er" sneider
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>>706678868
Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
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Dan "show me your feet if you're a minor" Schneider
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Dan "I thought she was wiser" Schneider
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>>706680336
Das a good one
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Dan "You Need to Go the Extra Mile" Schneider
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>>706678868
Dan "Slide it inside her" Schneider.
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Dan " The Hymen Divider" Schneider
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>>706678868
jack black
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>>706679863
Lost
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what did he do?
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Dan "the starlet sodomizer" Schneider
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>>706678868
Dan "could she be any tighter' Sneider
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Dan "Stop those tears it's for your career" Schneider
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>>706678868
Dan "if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight" Schneider
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Dan "if you want to be on the shows, you better show me those toes" Schneider
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>>706680960
Are you not reading what's going on in this thread or are you actually autistic? Since I think you are ill give you the run down. Tons of people accuse Dan Schneider (Nickelodeon owner or part owner/CEO, whatever) of touching and molesting his starlets such as Miranda crosgrove , Victoria justice and Ariana Grande to name a few. Grandes parents actually tried having a case against Schneider once they found out what their daughter had to do to achieve where she's at now.
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Dan "yes I can" schneider
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>>706681324
Some people said grandes parents received death threats after that.
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>>706681123
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>>706681324
Dan " if you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider
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Dan "This ones a screamer" Shneider
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Dan "wam bam thank you maam" Schneider
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>>706681123
fuckin gold
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>>706678868
Family man dan
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>>706681734
Danny daycare
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>>706678868

Dan "i can fit inside 'er" Schnieder
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>>706681324
what did granded had to do to get where she is at now?
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Dan "old enough to ride her young enough to blow inside her" Shneider
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>>706681820
I'm not even gonna respond to that, if its b8 nice m8 I'm triggered. If not go play with some fucking legos kid.
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>>706678868
Dan "take off your clothes and you're hired" Schneider
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>>706682011
Hahaha
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>>706678868
Dan "I'll give you a ten for dat pootang" Schneider
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Dan "The man with the business plan" Shneider
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Dan "the cheeck divider" Schneider
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>>706678868
Dan stick it her can sneider
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Dan "already creampied her" Schneider
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Dan " take off your diaper" Schneider
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>>706682240
Jinkies shaggy
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Dan "the stop trying to push me off you little bitch or ill slit your throat" Schneider
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>>706682324
Fugg fam
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>>706681922
Come on please tell us. Inquiring minds want to know.
And I don't need the hurtful comments that your slinging at me.
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>>706682236
bretty gut
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>>706682324
Dan " the ill hire you and seem innocent then force you to do sexual acts and threaten your life and parents also, and if you say shit ill make sure to fucking ruin you" Schneider
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Dan "if she tells anyone Ill cut her open and climb inside her" Shneider
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Dan "I party with Trump" Shneider
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>>706682486
Takes the fucking cake;
For the sincere chuckle here is (1) zoie burgher nude.
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>>706678868

G-D
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>>706682359
>And I don't need the hurtful comments that your slinging at me.
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Jew shill megathead
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>>706682660
all we need is some maple syrup for those flap jacks and we have ourselves a breakfast.
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Dan "in showbiz no one can hear you scream" Shneider
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>>706682902


SHE LOOKS FUCKING THRILLED.
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Dan "Open Wider" Schneider
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>>706683084
She ordered the Shneider special
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Dan "the Man with a Plan to get his Hand inside her Pants" Schneider
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7 years, still waiting for a link to this vid clip
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Dan "I'll let you go if you don't scream" Schneider
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Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
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>>706678868
Dan "Suck my penis and make me cum, or your show will soon be canceled like Zoey 101" Schneider
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dan '12 days trapped in a minor' schnieder
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Dan "Just schneider" Schneider
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Dan " five fingers inside her" Schneider
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>>706684695
Scheider, james Schneider!
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>>706684938
Dan Scheider and Jennifer Lawrence's new serie confirm?
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>>706685148


IS THAT REALLY JLO? HER PUSSY IS FUCKING HUGE
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>>706678868
Wasn't Miranda a total nympho whore in college? Danny boy really did a number on her.
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>>706681324
>Grandes parents actually tried having a case against Schneider once they found out what their daughter had to do to achieve where she's at now.
sauce or story?
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>>706678868
Dan "the man, I have a plan; let's rape a 12 year old fan" Schneider.
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>>706685380
>gibby


UHHHH NO...YOU DUMB KISSLESS VIRGIN.I WENT TO HER COLLEGE. SHE KEPT TO HERSELF AND WAS COLD AND STAND OFFISH TO 99% OF THE FAT NERDS WHO BOTHERED HER
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>>706683860
I have that vid. It's just a promo for "iFight Shelby Marx" episode with Victoria Justice.
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>>706685376
Yes, it is!
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>>706685762
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>>706685798
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>>706685762
>>706685798


HUGE PUSSY FOR AN ACTRESS WITH MONEY.
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>>706682486
Good one, anon. Thumbs up.
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>>706685838
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Dan "pussy or dick i hunt it if its at nick" schnieder
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>>706685701
nice try, imnotmiranda
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwEkn8C_LEg

Icarly related shitpost, sorry
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>>706678868
>Dan "first one inside her" Schneider
>Dan "this underage pussy is like a superconducting sperm-colider" Schneider
>Dan "the great leg divider" Schneider
>Dan "spreading it out and making it wider" Schneider
>Dan "dick like a coke can" Schneider
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testing my sex webcam please: http://webcam1.cf
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>>706678868
Any insider here? What's their story? Did he really had forcy fun time with icarly girl?
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>>706686756
Many lawsuits have been filed by the parents of the stars (specifically the girls) of Schneider's shows (iCarly, Victorious, Drake and Josh etc.)Schneider may or may not have molested the girls in order to give them the stardom that they got from the public
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>>706686756
No no no. He just finds these girls and sells them to Harvey Weinstein.
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>>706686756
There isnt any "hard" evidence that he did, but there have been some weird vines and behavior from the girls but nothing able to get a conviction. would give you a source but you'd have to go to reddit
>ew
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>>706687052
link?
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>>706685376
JLaw faggot, JLo's (Jennifer Lopez) mexican snatched is way bigger than that.
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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
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>>706687778
christ thats deep shit man. id do it...
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>>706687421
Pls delet this
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>>>>706688646
Think i will.
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>>706687778
Jesus, that's so depressing... Who are you, girl? Any clue?
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>>706688819
delete my life while you're at it
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>>706687421
Why?
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>>706688304
>>706688872
Shouldn't you newfags be in school?
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>>706687778
Damn... what a sad place Hollywood is.
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>>706688891
Sure can do, faggot!
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>>706689111
trips dont lie, im killing myself tonight
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>>706688891

I fade away and classify myself as obsolete
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>>706689238
Pics?
I want proof.
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>>706689311
which should I use
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This guy has probably ravaged so much preteen pussy that it's the only way he gets off anymore.
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>>706689451
Gloch, pls.
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>>706689451
You stole the pic from the clown thread you sad faggot.
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>>706689540
Well, you don't say.
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>>706689622
nice dubs but still mine
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>>706689715
Do it, allready!!!
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>>706683223
Im dead
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>>706689715
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Be real if any of you were in the same position with tight little teens all fighting over a roll youd do the same damn thing
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>>706690094
Fuck off, fucking autistic sandnigger-faggot.
Learn to spell fucking English first.
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Remember that time when "the staff of Icarly" said to their fans to celebrate the show's new season premiere by posting their feet on twitter?
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>>706690295
Holy shit, really?
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>>706690295
God, think ill be sick!
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>>706690412
yeah it was fucked up, you kind of almost have to think Dan is a pedo
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>>706690497
"Kind of"
The man's already branded himself for life.
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>>706690497
Or a ped-o.
>Rotflmfao :^XDXDXD
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>>706689451
Nice visible serial number, I'll go ahead and forward your threat of suicide. Have fun with that. Inb4 you didn't buy from an ffl, we both know you did. Enjoy your upcoming talk.
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>>706690581
again, there is no concrete evidence of this, its just very likely
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Dan "It's just business, now drink my jizz miss" Schneider
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>>706690666
True, but who will want to work for him/with him after that. Kinda risky being publicly associated with a potential pedo if you ask me.
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>>706690824
He is still making shows, also there are always those shitbag parents who are okay with leaving their daughters alone in a room with him for fame and $$$
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>>706678868
Dan "The basement's where I hide 'er" Schnider
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Dan "I swear she told me she was 18" Schneider
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>>706690666
TTTRRRIIIPPPSSS also here is exhibit A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
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>>706685735
well share
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https://youtu.be/xdNZjxJ0ifg
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>>706690956
Guess you're right, kek!
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>>706691154
Exhibit B less conclusive but the bruises could be from Dan "make her crier" Schneider having rough sex
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>>706690822
Dan "contractual obligations" Schneider
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>>706691337
forgot to link it kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA83HVLnmmU
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>>706691373
Dan "get in the van" Schneider
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Dan "The man with the big grey van" Schneider
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>>706691502
Dan "younger's tighter" Schneider
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>>706678868
Fred "Fred Fred" Burger.
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>>706691730
>Dan
>Fred
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>>706678868
ah, the good old times
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>>706678868
Dan "But I poop from there mister" Schneider
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What happened to her? Cosgrove looks a dyke now.
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Dan "fuck 'er in the crotch while Drake and Josh watch" Schneider
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Dan "Dan Schneider" Schneider
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>>706692027
>What happened to her?
Well, isn't that obvious:
>>706691813
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Dan"skeet on your feet" Schneider
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>>706692027
If you got slammed by Schneider you'd go lesbian too
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Dan "she's a biter" Schneider
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>>706691813
>imagine that fat old man fucking that skinny chick
don't gonna lie, that creepy pic is disturbingly hot
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>>706690094
I honestly would not.
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Dan "bust her teeth, she's a biter" Schneider
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>>706687778
that's some good writing there.
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>>706691813
Love is in the air.
I bet Miranda misses his imaginative depravity.
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>>706690635
>implying you could actually read that whole grain
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>>706687778
Deep, sad and brilliant. I wonder who wrote that.
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>>706692027
Yeah, she was a cutie in her prime. Fuckin Dan killed her soul!!
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great thread
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