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What's up /b/? Anyone know anything about these clown sightings or encountered a clown?
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Bump
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>>706673274
It's all just promo and hype for new "IT" movie.

"We all float down here."
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Viral marketing for the remake of IT.
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cartel members.
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>>706673640
Haha yeah the boat scene
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Ive said it before, Ill say it again: Top kek, america.
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>>706673274
kill em all
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>>706673778
Top KeK indeed
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>>706673274
It's probably trump supporters trying to scare away Syrian refugees

I was actually thinking of hunting them down and scaring them out of my town
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Our only defence is magnets.
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>>706673783
We need to organise like a 4chan clown hunt
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>>706673978
clowns or syrians?
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>>706674038
Both
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>>706673274
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
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>>706674033
yes! we also need a mole to join them and live stream their meetings. we HAVE to stay 2 steps ahead
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>>706674191
Yes!
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>>706674038
Kek
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>>706674123
This anon can be our under cover b/rother. he already has the dumbass hat
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>>706674033
This seems like something /k/ should do
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oh shit guys guys i just thought of something very scary. what if isis starts to recruit these killer clowns? imagine a suicide bomber killer clown detonating himself while screaming ALLAH AKBAR HONKA HONKA. im scared guys shaking dont know what to do.
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>>706674414
get them in on it! death to the clowns
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>>706674432
KeK
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>>706674414
Yeah let's fuck them up :D
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>>706673274
We have been having a buch of these weird sightings where I live in New Orleans. I love hearing ppl who have never heard of this shit freak out about it irl.
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>>706674414
/k/ will just laugh at all the /b/tards dressed in trench coats and fedoras armed with only their katanas or throwing stars
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This is some kind of "play along" meme isnt it? You dont legit have hundreds of people dressed as clowns skulking around suspiciously do you?
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>>706674432
>ALLAH AKBAR HONKA HONKA
fucking kek
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>>706674466
Checked
I'm willing to just head out driving with a paintball gun and every time I see one I'll cap his polka dotted ass because these things are scaring the shit out of my girlfriend so I'm going to step up as an alpha male and combat the clown menace
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>>706674752
That's funny because the clowns only have machetes (that I have heard of)
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>>706674033
Should 4chan endorse the clownage?
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>>706674799
google clown sightings 2016
doubt us again
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Combo of Altright fags trying to scare minorities even more than they are scared already to walk around this shitty country and ITpromo spiraled out of control
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>>706674874
possibly maby even combine forces
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>>706673274
Insane clown posse
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>>706674858
I've seen some videos with all kinds of saws and hammers
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>>706674858
Welp I'm bringing a gun then
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>>706674874
>>706674432

HONKA HONKA
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>>706674874
Yes it's time to fuck them up
Let's get a hashtag for Twitter I'm thinking #4chanClownHunt? Any ideas
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>>706675018
Whats the best gun to kill a clown?
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>>706675149
#TheClownageHONKAHONKA
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>>706675154
All of them. If you're setting up for a joke, please, by all measles continue.
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>>706674123
But turning a 360. You would walk right into them...
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>>706675154
one that wont blow up on you when they stick a finger in the barrel
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>>706675230
*Means. Not sure how measles was corrected in.
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>>706675230
Maybe #HonkaHonkaHuntings ?
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>>706675149
I said endorse, asshat. I support the chaotic clownage

#HONKAHONKA
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>>706673274
It's all fun and games until the clown yells allahu akbar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYCUKHJfQcU
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>>706675286
2016
not knowing 360 is /b/s favorite defenseve move
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>>706675337
#BADONKADONKA
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>>706675286
Newfag alert
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>>706674832
This sound great. Will teach them a lesson without killing.
Shot multiple times though.
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>>706674874
Why the fuck are all you faggots looking to stop this?
This is a hilariously brilliant way to spread fear and panic throughout communities, 4chan as a whole needs to get behind it and support the clowns.
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>>706675428
THE CLOWNAGE HONKAHONKA AT THAT BADONKADONKA RAPE TIME HEHEHEHE
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#HONKAHONKA
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>>706675504
Like white people in a black neighborhood, these clowns are asking to get raped.
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>>706675504
4chan: The clownage
#TheClownageHONKAHONKA
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>>706675504
>>706674874

Quoted wrong post; all you faggots need to step up and get behind this movement
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>>706675611
Love it that will be the hashtag!
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Why the fuck do you want to attack the clowns? They're just walking around.
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CLOWN UP FAGGOTS. TONIGHT, WE FLOOD THE STREETS
#TheClownageHONKAHKNKA
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has anyone gone shopping for halloween costums yet. is there a nationwide ban on clown related items yet? honka honka
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>>706675662
I'm down with the clowns!
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>>706675662
I tried to get me girlfriend behind it so I figure it's easier to hunt them down and attack them to protect my girl
80% I'd get laid too but you know
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>>706675834
Exactly
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There have been some sightings in my town.. I carry concealed so they can bring it on if they want.
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>>706674832
I hope you are raped and murdered by a clown
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>>706675154
Anything 40 caliber and above.
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>>706675916
HONKA HONKA
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ITT: A civil war starts
>The Clown Movement
>vs
>#TheClownageHONKAHONKA
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>>706673978
4chan, a tard in every thread.
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why not do what 4chan does best?
start a rumor of "Raping Clowns" which in turn will cause the police to shut them down for us
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>>706673978
actually trump supporters work for a living.
try again kid.
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>>706676018
You ain't even on my level fool
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>>706675916
The high school across the street from me has them at night every once in a while and the minute they step foot on my property I'm drawing down
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>>706674832
You're on 4chan bud, you don't have a girlfriend
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>>706676050
THIS

Tell that the clowns are raping people
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>>706676076
Honka!
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>>706676050
This is actually good
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>semester of the jester fester
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>>706676160
wouldnt be hard at all tbh, people believe everything
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they are preparing himselfs for the purge day Trump wants to add
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The local college near me, CSU North ridge said a clown chased a student in the dorms. And a nearby town, Lancaster has clowns that are carrying knives
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>>706676293
we should still plan carefully. /b/ can be a mess and fuck it up if we dont
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>>706676160
No just start a rumor that all the clowns are black.
They will all be shot unless they reply to this thread.
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I see a lot of these threads on /pol/. Since when was it not against the rules to viral an upcoming movie?
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>>706676050
>start a rumor of "Raping Clowns" which in turn will cause the police to shut them down for us


Or just spread as many false stories as possible across all social media.
Stories of children going missing after clown sightings, parents waking up to find clowns in their kids bedrooms, false police reports of kidnappings etc.
Citizens then panic and start arming up, clowns get shot, clowns get mad and shoot back (#clownlifesmatter), and chaos ensues.
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>>706676050
This clown thing is just not funny anymore. It may have started as a joke, or viral marketing, I don't know, but I do know that I went home from the bar yesterday and one clown grabbed me and molested me! This is NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
#saveourwomen
#stoptheclowns
#rapeclowns
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>>706676388
Burn all niggas just in case
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>>706674432
>ALL AKBAR HONKA HONKA

my fucking sides
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>>706674008
Kek.
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>>706676388
88 said so
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>>706676418
No, that was just your uncle.
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>>706676418
oh yeah now that they suddenly started messing with you is not funny anymore. Faggot
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>>706676430
Niggas are okay, it's the niggers we need to burn
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>>706676399
Don't start it on a facetious premise, they'll recognize it as satire. Give a pragmatic explanation, like a trend among a community of pedophiles. Probably those internet perverts at 4chan are involved somehow.
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>>706676418
>>706676399
We actually going to pull thru?
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>>706676498
kek
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>>706673274

God damn some of you people are fucking RETARDED. Jesus Christ.
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>>706676508
well yeah, that's what I meant to say
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>>706676399
and then niggers get butthurt because it takes away all the media for BLM movement so the niggers side up with clowns in unity. clowns and niggers start doing drivebys in mini clown cars and nigger clown cars. #honkahonkaonthehonkys #blm #clm #homiedontplaythat
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it really demands a meaningless existence and an eventless life to care about other people's clothes :)
all you fucks are cringy
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Rely "honka honka" ITT: or you will be buttfucked by a clown tonight
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>>706676522
Yes please!
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>>706676659
Honka uga honka
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I'm on break at work and I'm now just hearing about this craze goin on here but I did talk to a clown this morning. I didn't even realize it was a thing and I feel pretty retarded from what I said.

I was walking to work real early in the morning, still dark out, and I cut through an alley as a shortcut so I don't have to walk on the road with no sidewalk. I hear something scraping on the road a block down so I check it out. Its a small town.
I see this kid wearing clown shit and dragging a chain on the ground. And he looks at me and says all creepy like "Wanna play a game big boy?" and i usually get stoned before work, so I didn't even think, I just said "nah man I wish but I gotta go to work. Gimme ur # I'll hit u up after work maybe we can play some frisbee or something and I'll smoke you out maybe?" and the kid just stares at me for a couple seconds and just walks the opposite direction. Probably home or something.
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>>706676659
Isnt this good tho? isnt our primary goal to cause as much havoc as possible?
i know its a joke but screwing over clowns sounds very fun
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>>706676522
I'd rather we pull out instead
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>>706673274
>What's up /b/? Anyone know anything about these clown sightings or encountered a clown?
You mean lying bitches that are late for work?

No.

>https://www.newsday.com/news/nation/ohio-woman-lies-says-clown-attack-made-her-late-for-work-cops-say-1.12398566
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
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>>706673274
No rise in bat-themed vigilantes?
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They are just normal people who are trying to look like Trump.
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>>706676520
I was thinking along those lines. Maybe create some screenshots from deep web forums discussing the idea of clowns luring children, or some sinister clown movement idea from a few months back.
Normies are scared and never use deep web so could add to the fear and intrigue
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I'm waiting for the time when a clown confronts a guy with a concealed carry.
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ok so now we got to organize, specify what exactly we are going to do, if we are going to dk anything at all because /b/ is pussified
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>>706676795
well yeah but we dont want clowns and niggers combining forces. it would be a bloody and terrible war for those in the trenches. honka honka
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>>706676912
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>>706677003
>honka honka
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>>706676787
>when the very essence of fright is pulled away from you by a stoner going to work
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>>706676962
there were reports of a clown in houston being shot in the head
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>>706673274
there's no such thing as "clowns," retard.
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>>706676967
Let's all take a step back and think about it. In a couple days, Cannibal Clown Jesus will appear and will lead us into WAR
HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA
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>>706676967
It can start small, doesn't need to have a lot going on. Twitter is great for sharing false reports, and when you have numerous accounts tweeting similar accounts in regard to a story it catches on fast, even with no proof.
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>>706677092
they r fake dumbass
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>>706674432
stay classy /b/
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>>706676787
kek nice
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>>706677148
shit man im ready, not becuase i dislike clowns just becuase it send everyone in a panic for a while, paranoia of clowns rapping people will be hilarious
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>>706676248
Underrated post
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>>706677277
rapping clowns. ICP confirmed
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Alright so whos going to initiate the clown rumors
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>>706673274
If I see one he's getting two rounds of 147gr XTP to the chest
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>>706677355
oh we are not talking about young thug?
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>>706673274
viral marketing or bunch of bored autists
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>>706677288
true dat
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>>706674432
>ALLAH AKBAR HONKA HONKA
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>>706675154
I made my own shotgun shells just for this, 00 buckshot and confetti! Its going to be hilarious!
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>>706677277

I think the raping clowns angle is too easily disproved.
Clowns breaking into peoples homes and trying to lure kids away would be easier to sell
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>>706677509
How about clowns no longer targeting high schools but elementary schools?
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>>706677477
Why don't you try it on yourself and livestream the result
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>>706676864
That better be boiled over hard or you ruined it.
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>>706676388
Catch my bullets nigger
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>>706673274
Yeah, usually autistic teen fags who think it is funny

I caught one, took of his mask, and punched him. I think I knocked one of his teeth out and the kid ran away
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>>706677509
Or "clowns seen outside of daycare facility attempting to lure 2 year old WHITE kid outside into a car
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http://media-giphy17.com.br/jvbvvvvieu9f.jpg
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>>706677567
There's always gotta be one of you summerfag holdovers who regurgitate the same line.
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>>706676388
catch my bullets nigger
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>>706675149
You have no idea what "endorse" means, do you?
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>>706676388
"Catch my bullets nigger."
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Man I didn't know 4chan is scared of clowns.
Absolutely nothing to be scared about.
The only clowns you should be scared of are space clowns.
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I have no fucking clue what all this Clown shit is about. I just saw a bunch of fake accounts on Facebook with Shitty Puns relating to Clowns in their names. Is this your Doing /b/?
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>>706677759
you shouldn't be posting.
lurk moar
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>>706677948
Or Nigger clowns.
>>706676388
Catch my bullets nigger
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>>706677863
he gonna endorse the fuck outta dose clawns
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>>706674752
Pretty much
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https://twitter.com/ReportsClowns
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>>706678197
kek @ image
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>>706678228
send them a report of attempted molestation
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>>706676388
Catch my bullets nigger
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This is the public face of clownarchism. Clownarchists have finally stepped in to the public eye and announced their presence. Its only a matter of time before the clownarchists cook book leaks and their true motives become more clear.
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>>706674832
>girlfriend
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>>706678197
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I am terrified of clowns.
If a clown got close and surprised me I'd probably accidentally kill it. Just pure fear and instinct like if a giant snake attacked me. I'd just smash it's head to a bloody pulp then run away like a bitch. I'd feel bad afterwards too but it would be self-defense. I wonder if they'd put me in prison for that shit?
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>>706675418
Fuck'en kek
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>>706679023
Someone needs to pass a law.
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>>706678377
I'd post pictures to prove it but this is /b/ so ones gonna believe me anyway
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Has anyone actually encountered one of the clowns?
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>>706679207
Just post one if she's hot
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>>706679023
>I'd just smash it's head to a bloody pulp then run away like a bitch.
The only thing you would do is run away like a bitch. You wouldn't do shit to the clown.
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Robert E. Lee didn't die for this.
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Is was a log time ago. They do the same.
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>>706679451
pls stop pretending to be a 12 yr old alpha, you're not fooling anyone kthx
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>>706673274
Yes I see him everyday and Muricans love him.
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>>706679312
Fuck I have like one good photo of both of us and I look retarded I I thought so I'll post this one instead
Name tag is not hers and I'm on mobile so it probably posted sideways so I apologize for that
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hey guys im outside your house
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Like this post if you hate clowns
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marketing, like charlie charlie challenge
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>>706679698
>I'm outside your house
There's actually one that hangs out across the street from me, anyone think i should go chill with him?
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>>706679676
Disgusting
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>>706679676
Not bad
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>>706679818
Yup, chill him. All of his pieces after you shredded him.
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>>706679818
yes get honka honka with him
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>>706673274
If a clown jumped out and tried to scare my child he would be getting A BEAT DOWN.

No facepaint in the world can hide a swollen skull.
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>>706675286
Meta-bait
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>>706679676
Is fat, works retail, chews fingernails.

HARD PASS
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>>706676787
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>>706679946
I would assfuck your child in front of you and you wouldn't do shit
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Has nobody else realized that somebody is being paid to shill out Clown threads in an attempt to build hype for IT? Is 4chan really this stupid?

Sage in all fields.
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>>706680027
Say that to my face not online fucker and see what happens.

I would stab you just like most parents would.
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>>706679632
>saying you would just smash it's head to a bloody pulp
>calling me a 12 year old
Could you possibly be anymore of a faggot?
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>>706673274
mass hysteria+niggers wanting to make a meme out of anything/forcing dumb shit to go viral
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>>706680077
Didn't the company making It confirm they have nothing to do with the clowns?
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>>706680094
No...... you wouldn't
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>>706677948
Two clowns outside a dorm on our campus today creepin at 10 pm. Both got arrested
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>>706673274
All over long island
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>>706680094
OH SHIT, THIS KID MEANS BUSINESS
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>>706673274
in times of turmoil everyone looks to a superstitious steroytype to blame their fears on. In the past it was witches, and now in a holiday where we celebrate by making mockeries out of these old superstitions but now we're going right back to it, the human race never learns shit
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>>706680094
Oh man you're super hardcore.
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i got some candy for you , come to the forest
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>>706680027
This post brought to you by:

"How to pimp out mom's basement!"
and
"Which martial art should you claim to have mastered?"
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>>706673274
come get me clowns
https://soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone
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>>706680164
>>706680219
>>706680303
cuckchan filled with faggots

go dress as a clown and jump out on a dad with their child then you massive faglord

i hope 4chan dies

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

DESU GOES IN ALL FIELDS

DESU KYS DESU
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>>706680471
Here's your (you)
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>>706673274
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Anybody here getting gears of war 4 next week?
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>>706680471
>I'm going to protect my child from the meanies on the internet!
Be a better parent and protect your kid from actual threats like niggers and hippies
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>>706679451
That's not true there is a decent chance he'd suck him off.
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>>706680077
Instead of shillary it's shittary.
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>>706679818
Call the police, you are pretty sure you saw him carrying something in his waistband. And he is acting 'really strange'.
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>>706680027
I'd masturbate
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>>706673274
There was one who stood on the corner of my street for a few nights in a row. I don't live in the best neighborhood, and have some less than reputable neighbors, and they managed to chase him off. Guy living across the street from me went over and started beating him with a wrench. Saw another leave his house with a bat. Im probably not gonna see any clowns around here for a while. If this is a publicity stunt I think it would have been in the local paper by now, but I haven't heard or seen anything about it yet.
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>>706680154


nigga you dumb
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>>706673274

#ClownLivesMatter
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>>706673274
It's basically the trolling shit /b/ would do in real life if they had balls and weren't just basement dwellers.
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>>706680709
>IMG_0791
lol
>implying a clown trying to scare my kids isn't worth fighting

thats cool /b/ just continue being fags

>thinking i wouldnt kill you over my child
>mfw

oh well sage goes in all fields
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>>706673640
The IT movie is not due to release until the end of September 2017. A little early for a Promo for such a low rung picture.
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>>706673274
i hope this shit spreads like wildfire lmao
everyone go out in clown suits and scare the shit out of people NOW
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>>706673274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V6SnFrW3Ks
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>>706681228
And when I'm done assrapeing your child in front of you I would assrape you in front of your child
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>>706674432
ty HONKA HONKA
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>>706679974
fat=/=curvy and cute
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>>706676787
>"Wanna play a game big boy?" and i usually get stoned before work, so I didn't even think, I just said "nah man I wish but I gotta go to work. Gimme ur # I'll hit u up after work maybe we can play some frisbee or something and I'll smoke you out maybe?" and the kid just stares at me for a couple seconds and just walks the opposite direction

Yeah well check out this furry I found on the bus.
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>>706681370
Randolph Scott did not die so fags like you could be an Edgelord on the cesspool of the internet.
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>>706676508
If you're not white you need to be deleted.
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>>706673274
Not all clowns are bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKGZnIDJRDQ
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#theclownageHONKAHONKA
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>>706681370
And get youre ass stomped, u ain't doing shit to me or my kids you nerd as cracker. You talk shit on here but you a bitch in real life.
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This is obviously a conspiracy to make clowns illegal.
Some media mogul has been scared of them since youth, and they are manipulating the media to test the water to see if they can force you what to wear. These are rogue forces we're dealing with. Buy clown stuff now before they take away your american right to Honka Honka.
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>>706681569
is that a butt plug? lmao
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>>706681225

This. Everyones reactions are the catalyst
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>>706682081
#TheyCantTakeMyRightToHonkaHonka
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>>706682066
Oh ya?
Watch your back son. Tell your child to watch their ass.
I'm going in deep
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>>706675420
>Look
>Turn 360
>Walk Away
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>>706682372
Shut your dumb ass up u ain't shit son, u think this shit a game dude I ain't play son, you nerd ass on yo momma laptop but you come cross a real nigga like me in the street you piss yo pants cracks. Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
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>>706674882
i dont think you understand what play along means, He's implying that a few people started it but now other people are doing it because they got inspired by the originals.
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>>706676005
#HONKAHONKA
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>>706682081
Soon there will not even be a circus. Elephants were banned because no one stood up for them or their rights, now they are going after the clowns if people don't stand up for the clowns who or what is next?
#CLOWNLIVESMATTER
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>>706666666
dont me i just wanna witness septs
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>>706673978
I'm about at that point too nig
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>>706682206
My sides
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>>706682756
shit, anyone has a screencap?
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>>706674432
>ALLAH AKBAR HONKA HONKA
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>>706674033
One of them in my town is having a live Q & A via Facebook in Friday
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check dubs pls im new just came from 9gag!!!
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I'm down to bareback a clown. Hit me up
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Is honker honker a new memes nice
HONKER HONKER
lol
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>>706682903
Anyone here even have a facebook?
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>>706682911
Check'd
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>>706673978
Highly unlikely considering they have been seen trying to lure kids away into the woods with promises of candy.
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>>706673274
Rev up for Halloween.

Either there's a clown-themed horror movie coming out and its a publicity stunt, or one guy did it and a bunch of teenagers around the country found it hilarious and are imitating.
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>>706683064
It's the ladder
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>>706674191
I volunteer to join them. Always wanted to scare the kiddies into shitting themselves.
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>>706682087
Nah, I've seen a few people with them. It goes on the belt, but there are some around that are butt plugs
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Like 3 am I heard something almost giggling and being loud. I look up and some clown was at my window. Slowly walks away. So I had time to get my 12 guage. Loaded with rocksalt. Got outside And this slow goofy faggot turned around and honked his nose. No joke. Second he turned around I peppered his ass twice and clown tears rained. Cops came and he got arrested for trespassing and a pile of other charges. Was just some neckbeard that lives down the street.
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>>706683448
Alex, I'll take things that never happened for 200.
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>>706683448
What city?
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>>706675418
kek
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>>706683595
honka honkaville
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>>706683705
Kekd
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>>706683595
Florida
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>>706674432
Kek
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>>706683923
Florida is a nice warm city I have heard.
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>>706676388
Catch my bullets nigger.
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>>706676050
This is basically what people are thinking. most colleges are all freaking out after 2 supposed clown sightings at UNH and Umass Merrimack.
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>>706676388
Catch my bullets nigger
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>>706684072
Florida is the shitiest place I've ever lived.
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>>706684185
Its mostly just mentally disabled people who happen to be able to run pretty fast trying to recreate The Purge.
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But where do juggalos stand in this madness? Are they gonna drop the hatchet on these wack ass pretenders or be all about that clown love?
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>>706676948
Dude, this
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>>706673274
saw one in SC looked like someone is trying hard to get housewives attention
main theories are 2
1- a retarded fad
2- publicity stunt
or a combination of the two
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>>706683574
The answer, "What is Bullshit Story from Above"
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#Honkahonkalivesmatter
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>>706683595
Pennsylvania. There was some sources. See if they're still up. Don't care if some anon thinks I'm in pretend land. That's the best way to deal with any trespasser that's a threat. It was the same weebo that scared some old lady in St.Mary. use non lethal . Killing them will only get you pounded out by BBC in jail.
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>>706682911
Wtf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NaW9C74k_o
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>>706684598
If you kill them inside your property isn't that legal though?
>Ausfag
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This stupid shit started where i live. The original guy would just stand and stare at you moving his head and do a fake ass laugh. (probably inspired by that one clown prank from one of those youtube channels). Eventually he vanished for a bit, then showed up like once a year and then in different locations.
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It suppose to promote the remake of movie IT. You're just giving it more publicity.

Sage.
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>>706683595
http://www.tribdem.com/news/clown-peeks-in-cambria-county-woman-s-window-police-say/article_89a0ac6e-7f9e-11e6-9635-830c20356552.html
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hay /b reporting from chicago one of the clowns have been shot and killed 2 days ago idk why in chi lmao rekted m8
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>>706685015
#clownlivesmatter
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>>706676005
What's that 12 year old gril doing driving a car?
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I thought this was a fucking joke, but now I remember that I fucking saw one yesterday... when I was coming home in the middle of the street..I just tought that she was just a strange druged hooker...but when I stoped near she just screamed HONKA HONKA and started to run like a crazy bitch...
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>>706684810
Not in the US. The castle law means we can stand our ground and don't need to run first. That's only when your life is in immediate danger . even then you are getting drug into court. Australia? Anon you could murder someone for knocking and it'd be legal .
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>>706685015
#Clownlivesmatter
#HonkaHonka
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>>706679643
Top kek
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Newcastle in the news.
‘Creepy clowns’ terrorizing children in Newcastle https://www.rt.com/uk/361680-clowns-children-newcastle-halloween/
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Buy rubber bullets or riot bean bags. I do reloads myself and it's actually cheaper and.I can finetune the boom. I see more clowns getting shot in the future. Non lethal hurts like hell and will stop Pennywise. All a marketing scam at first then edgelords ran with it.
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When did everyone get so scared of clowns?
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>>706675286
you have to do the moonwalker
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it's a comeback of an urban legend out of ohio called sparkles the clown.

now kids are making videos and false reports to continue the game
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does no one notice that there hasn't been a single legit video? This isn't real
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>>706673643
The Stephen and the film makers denied involvement.
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>>706682572
nigga wut.
hahahaha
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>>706686593
There's no video of holocaust gas chambers in use either. Omfg.......Clowns did the holocaust confirmed.
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>>706674432
Man that'd be a Blast
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>>706684989
"In another report from Maryland, four students, ages 7 to 9, said they saw clowns in parts of Annapolis while on their way to school. Annapolis police determined the stories were fabricated."

>Annapolis police determined the stories were fabricated.

>the stories were fabricated.

>fabricated.
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