Gather round children, it's story time.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Gather round children, it's story time.
i want to see the small red head get fucked
Listening
>>706669107
yay its starry teim
Ready.
>>706669107
I WANT A STORY ABOUT STEAMED HAMS
https://vid.me/VQIW#0m59s
Forgive the delays...I am VERY drunk right now.
>>706669315
>https://vid.me/VQIW#0m59s
i regret clicking on this
>>706669107
listening
>>706669107
Was gonna sleep then I saw this shit. Make it worthwhile OP
>>706669107
inb4 the dad came back and fuck everyone in the house
>>706669584
nah, baby sitter calls over 2 dudes to fuck them
I'm taking a shit right now.
>>706669107
WHERES THE STORY OP JESUS FUCK
I CANT LURK IF YOU DONT POST THE FUCKING STORY YOU DICK BISHOP
i'm lurking too
>12 ips
Op if you bail i'm killing your dog
>>706669624
Dude, spoilers!
>>706669730
I'll watch then fuck it
Here we go.
>>706669704
I can't explain why but I really wanted to protect these poor girls.
I dunno why
>>706669857
you may be a cuck, anon
>>706669739
maybe you should spend a little less time being a normie and spend more time fapping to shit on the internet and porn wouldnt be spoiled for you so easily
>>706669107
>>706669380
>>706669704
>>706669809
>>706669866
This is not the story about steamed hams I was promised
>>706669857
you may be a normal person. if so youre in the wrong place my friend
>>706669857
i wish i was these little girls and the wild ride they are about to go one would happen to me
>>706669978
>man I wish I was a little girl getting raped
>>706669107 Faggot OP post them pictures
>>706669974
Normal? bah I came here expected some more nasty shit to happen but I can't explain the sudden realization of some fatherly instinct. what an actual fuck
>>706670082
Sensible Kek
Dis gon be gud
>>706669978
both girls at the same time?
>>706670215
idk man maybe your conscience is finally trying to tell you you've gone too far? probably should talk to a therapist.
>>706670082
triggered SJW cuck
better go vote for hillary before real life slaps its fat cock across your cucky face
very nice
>>706670418
lurking
hope they get mind broken
>>706670642
You're not lurking if you announce it, dipshit.
The moral of the story, children, is to always clean up after yourself when you are in someone else's home.
>>706670765
Thats it?
>>706670734
sometimes op wants to know hes not dumping to a bunch of millenial faggots
>>706670734
you're obviously a newfag
I would LOVE 5 minutes in a room alone with OP and a blowtorch/pair of pliers. Anyone who likes this shit is a danger to the community and to children and should pay the highest price. you people do not have the right to live in society especially near children
>>706670765
>girl on the left
that's NOT where vaginas are located
>>706670391
The point is that if you're a little girl getting raped, you're not enjoying the experience, thus making that statement fucking retarded.
Think before you type fucktard, regurgitating terms and insults you hear adults throw around doesn't make you witty or cool, you're just as bad as the SJW cucks are.
>>706670925
>>706670935
>10 stars
gotta sacrifice for that baka
>>706671029
I'll sacrifice this rare Pepe then.
>>706669107
This is not at all the story about steamed hams
0/ham
>>706670935
>The point is that if you're a little girl getting raped, you're not enjoying the experience
So you've been a little girl that's been raped and you know what it's like?
Or you've had first-hand experience raping little girls?
Kill yourself you sick liberal fuck.
whats the artists name?
>>706671111
Quads don't lie.
0/ham
>>706670920
>>706670898
samefagging
Been here for a decade, shitface. The whole idea of lurking is browsing a thread without replying.
>>706671172
>this logic
You're one dense motherfucker.
Keep posting comic
If u where here now i would fucking torture u until u begged for mercy.. There is a special place in hell for u............... You've led a sheltered existence. You have never experienced suffering first or even second hand. Once you have, you will understand that it's not funny. I remember when mods use to 404 shit like this fast and give out perma bans.... this place has really went to shit i hope you die of cancer op and anyone who supports this thread you guys are all literally a stain on humanity KILL YOURSELF S
>>706671244
I fucking get a huge laugh at all the edgy pieces of shit who rag on anyone who expresses that this shit it wrong. ahaha like dude your edge level decreases everytime you down someone or call em "newfag hurhurhur edge edge EDGE" Like holy fuck you guys are the cringe of the internet, worse than lil 12 year old timmy making vine videos.
>>706671172
this is some next level baiting
>>706671244
Caught in your own pedo fetish.
Stay mad you sick, degenerate fuck.
>>706671197
>samefagging
Oh you poor sweet retard. Pic related.
>Been here for a decade, shitface.
Everyones' been here for a fucking decade. Yet all you guys that were here in 2004 have to fucking google totse. stop pretending.
http://nxtcomics.biz/adultcomics/17394-evil-babysitter.html
>>706671319
yess yess let the hate consume you
>>706671512
>>706671351
>straw men everywhere
I don't call people newfags, because intelligence > seniority in my opinion. Also I don't like pedophilia or frankly rape fetishes, but they're out there, and as much as I'd love to not worry about my eventual daughter being a victim of that shit, I also understand (as a reasonable adult should) that people like things, and people who are into certain things will be into them no matter how I feel about it. People make comics, fiction, animations, stories, whatever they want to scratch the itch, go for it. When they start fucking little girls and raping them, then we have a problem, but no one is doing that here. Also, it's hilarious to joke about and see you cucks get enraged. The absolute fastest way to get people to do things is to tell them not to. You're the edglord here, kiddo. You can't see something you don't like on the internet without projectile vomiting your ignorant unoriginal opinions at everyone nearby.
>>706671508
>>706671417
See
>>706671554
Cuck.
>>706671551
it's a shame Hitler didnt have children. He would have been a great father.
>>706671551
>>706671576
>>706671554
>eventual
>>706671617
You're so fucking triggered someone called you a pedo. Are you actually one? Because you're overreacting fucking fierce for someone telling you something about yourself that isn't true.
Only reason you'd get this triggered is if it's, in part, true.
Self-denial is the liberals' lifeline.
>>706671624
>>706671512
>>706671551
>>706671576
>>706671624
He liked it when girls shat on him. Typical German/Austrian.
>>706671685
>implying thoughts of the future are somehow flawed in logic
>>706671622
We are his children
>>706671739
I'm just gonna assume you didn't read a word I typed. But by all means, keep building those straw men. I don't think there's anything inherently "fierce" about anything I said. I think you're projecting a bit there, buddy. Is someone else triggered?
>calling me a liberal
>no political agenda stated as of yet
>mfw
>>706671747
Nazis banned all porn and you should know it's Jews that promoted sexual degeneracy before and after ww2
Watch Adolf hitler: the greatest story never told on YouTube
>>706671101
thats a very nice pepe
>>706671838
>>706672064
Why thank you.
>>706672099
>>706671950
Fine let's keep doing this. I got time to kill.
You're a pedo. You like the idea of violating little girls while espousing your liberal ideology of protecting them from such sexual advances. You're in a thread that depicts little girls being violated, and yet claim you would never consider taking such action.
You're a self-denied liberal cuckold trying to be an SJW because he's too afraid to speak out about how he really feels because he got bullied in school.
There. That's good for at least the next 7 minutes.
>>706672291
>7minutes of edgy
>>706671977
>Adolf hitler: the greatest story never told
SIX HOURS?? who has time for that? i mean i do because im unemployed but still thats a lot. this better be worth it
>>706670391
>triggered
>>706672291
Nope. To literally all of that. You tried though kiddo, that's what matters. I'm actually the opposite of a pedophile, if you want to dig up into my insides, as you so clumsily tried to psycho-analyze me using stereotypical bullshit you've heard others say. I actually have a very strong obsession with older women, as I'm actually very much into female domination (minus the cuck and pegging shit) and frankly females my own age or lower don't interest me. The only reason I have even a remotely protective stance on the subject of small girls is because of my little sister, but I have yet to advocate that anywhere on the internet, so you're also wrong there.
Also it's funny you keep throwing "liberal" out there as if repetition somehow makes it true. I'm actually a Libertarian-Fascist (I'd love to go in depth about that, it's my own political philosophy that I'm trying to write, but I also haven't slept in over three days so I'm gonna hold off on that.) and I don't think there's a political demographic I'm more distant from than liberal. Also nowhere was I being an SJW... Like, nowhere. I'm gonna need a quote on that, please.
>>706671977
I'm curious as to why a documentary is banned in so many countries. France? The country that spearheads efforts of liberty and freedom and free speech? Theres something going on here...
>>706672808
>(I'd love to go in depth about that, it's my own political philosophy that I'm trying to write
Holy fuck. I was just throwing buzzwords at you because I'm bored, and you pull some shit like this out of your hat?
Thanks for boosting my ego. You won the argument or whatever, doesn't matter to me. I got my laughs, I'm done in this thread.
>>706672635
[SR-18] Evil Babysitter
your not going to find it,
>>706672808
You sound like a loser.
But, it's good that you're not engaging yourself with self indulgent pedo fantasies. That's something the world could certainly do with less of.
>>706672981
>Actual thought presented
>Fuck better bail
kek
>>706672881
France believes Charlie Hebdo should have the write to draw extremely offensive cartoons, insulting an entire religion in the most despicable way imaginable but this documentary is banned? What?
>>706673088
Eh, maybe I am. I'm just too obsessed with shit that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, like writing my own political philosophy like a fucktard. But regardless, at least it's something.
>>706669857
Oh it's because you haven't realized that they don't real
>>706670082
the fuck
>>706671319
Shit, I think I cut my finger on this edge.
>>706671101
Hasn't Peepee sacrificed enough already?
>>706671319
>I remember when mods use to 404 shit like this fast and give out perma bans.
Wha...?
/b/ used to be full of actual captain picard
These drawings are nothing
>>706673416
Pepe is the lightening rod for suffering in this universe. It is his purpose.
>>706671622
He did have children. He had them on all fours while he diddled them, then he burned them in the gas ovens with the Jews.
>>706672881
Whenever Nazis are mentioned liberals loose all capacity for rational though and become overwhelmed with an urge to censor things.
>>706671576
>>706671747
I'm not usually into scat but I would not mind having that little german loli shit on me.
Of course, I would do all sorts of other filthy things with her too.
>>706670418
Saitama really let himself go
>>706673635
Mainsteam media seems to be happy to mention Nazis when talking about what monsters they all were. You should see some of the videos of Nazi Germany on history channels website. They used the thesaurus to paint quite a picture.
>>706669963
life is unfair to us all
IT'S AWWWW RIGGGHHHT
>>706672829
Is this from a comic?
>>706675029
No. The artist is called Sparrow and he does a lot of those one-page-things. Sometimes there are more ppages but not often.
>>706674814
>>706674907
Moar, Faggot
>>706670934
How would you know?
>>706675267
>>706675617
Ah Mr. POTUS meme
I want to share this to all you pre 2009 fags out there
>>706675818
wondered if the blender was going to turn up.
fuck me, 2009.... didnt think i'd been here that long
if you want moar just lurk moar faggots, I gotta go
any one know some good sites for stuff like this
>>706672829
>>706670765
>>706670711
>>706670734
Are you autistic? Unless they are participating they are lurking. Just like when you are eating and someone asks what you are doing you say "eating", even though you aren't at that exact moment because that represents the majority of what you are going to be doing.
>>706669107
[sjis]LOL
>>706671617
The "German" in that image is fucking aweful.
"Spiel" is masculine singular, hence the indefinite article must be "ein" not the feminine "eine".
The Verb "mutterficken" relies to the male noun "Spiel", and the tempus is present, so the correct usage of it would be "mutterfickendes"
>>706675617
Such is daily life.
>>706676242
whats the best way to learn German?
>>706676549
be a nazi
>>706676615
This.
>>706676549
Be born in Germany.
Otherwise: don't.
It's fucking hard and retarded.
There's like three genders and four different forms of future.
I am German and I know so many people who have no idea of grammar (myself included) even tho we SPEAK THAT GODDAMN LANGUAGE
Test
>>706676754
fission mailed
>>706676754
[spoiler] u failed, also THE GAME [/spoier]
>>706673593
>bum boom boom
..........................
yeah that one
>>706676705
well id like to read an untranslated mein kampf
>>706671172
I'm hillary clinton and I approved this message
>>706669761
This kek
>>706676895
Unfortunately, the jews rule our global market and banned "Mein Kampf" in Germany.
However, there is a rumor around for like four years now that there is a law in the german constitution which says that any banned book MUST be unbanned once every 70, 75 or 80 years.
Some people told me the last 4 years that "Mein Kampf" will be legal available in Germany like "next year, dude".
>>706676705
german is a germanic language. shocking, I know. You know what else, among others, is germanic language? english. all germanic languages share enough heritage for it not to be too big of a mindfuck to move from one to another. grammar and such of german can feel difficult or overwhelming to, say, english speaker, but it is still something with common enough rules. much of it makes sense and feels logical.
if english speakers QQ about german, i'd recommend trying a non germanic language. like had fun learning finnish, lol.
>>706677284
well fuck me
>>706676705
>three genders
god damn SJW's took over your country faster than we thought.
No wonder you're sucking Mudslime dick while posting this.
>>706677339
Well compared to finnish or danish, german might appear easy.
But english compared to german is a FUCKING joke.
There are little to no indefinite verbs in the english language (I can only come up with shit like "sing - sang - sung" or "put - put - put" at the moment). Try conjugating 5 random German verbs and you WILL find something utterly fucked up while doing it.
It's like every verb has it's own fucking rules, man.
>>706669107
bump
>>706677504
Isn't guro a bannable offense?
Idgaf just asking why is it still up.
>>706677590
Actually, three genders ( male, female, neutral) make sense in a language, even though it appears to be completely random. Sure, "man" is male and "woman" is female in German, but hell knows why a table is male while a ladder is female.
>>706677498
NEIN
>>706671739
>Self-denial is the liberals' lifeline.
Who the fuck says shit like this?
>>706672808
Goddamn dude you are a loser.
>>706677590
We have it too, in English. We just don't call "neutral" a "gender".
>>706671501
>fucking google totse
COTSE, you fucking idiot.
>>706673593
Now im sad for her :(
>>706678503
The english language has one definite article, "the", which is for male, female and neutral things, and one indefinite article "a" (or written "an" if the following word begins with an a,e,i,o or u), also for all three genders.
German language has the definite articles "Der, Die und Das" for male, female and neutral words and the indefinite articles "ein" und "eine" for male or female words.
We also adjust our verbs depending on the gender which is not done in the english language.
>>706674814
ITS AWWWWRIGTEEEE
>>706670925
So what you are saying is that people who commit no crime and hurt no people, just by looking at drawings, deserve real life torture of the worst kind followed by death? Mate, you sound like a Muslim at this point.
>>706670418
captain picard has put on some weight
>>706680838
kek'd
