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>>706660611
niz
Moar of ariana grande plz
>>706662145
more her
>>706662145
God that show spiraled into shit steadily and surely after season 1.
Still waiting for a celeb...
>>706661658
Whoa! Is that Taylor Smith?
>>706663508
>>706663540
Was she raped?
>>706663585
I hope not
>>706663715
Oh Ari <3
so... anybody got that katy?
>>706663756
my legs are great, aren't they?
>>706663974
It's all the cocaine you do.
>>706663739
Who was that again?
>>706664037
>>706663974
guys please don't start
>>706664041
Natasha Doorbell
>>706664041
>>706664209
she's from HBO's Activity of Chairs
>>706660420
This bitch needs to show off her feet more...
>>706664326
i agree
>>706664365
Because her feet are hnghhhhhhh.
give me a good grande ass pic to cum to guys
>>706664666
trips. do what he said
>>706664666
She has no "ass"
>>706664666
why would satan need to cum?
>>706664666
>>706664666
checked
Describe how you would fuck me
I'd be okay with me if Ariana ended up with a real verifiable nude leak. She cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfuncOd8Sw
jenna marbles collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrFZKj87Czc
ivanka trump from her yearly years to now collection
>>706665130
Fuck off you faggot. How depressing must life be if you have to RP as ari.
>>706660611
20/10 would precum before I got the head in.
>>706665671
>since 2016
>>706665130
First Id put your cat ears on and tune them to the beat of my dick pulsating. When I peel those little panties down Im going to bury my nose in your little pussy. As I start sucking your little clit Ill pull my dick out and make you jerk me off with your feet while I finger fuck you and lick your pussy clean.
As you beg for it Ill start shoving my cock in you and your cat ears will glow red as I ram my dick in you covered in precum.
Ill probably pump twice before I nut all over the place.
>>706665908
Seek sunlight and exercise.
>>706666001
Lerf
>>706666001
Nah Id do anything just to smell Arianas twat
>>706665903
>>706665926
Wow, she really hit her "best before" date
>>706666109
>not realizing this is for a movie
>>706666109
she's in costume/character
trump is the hottest celeb
>>706666219
>living in denila that she had her prime like 5-6 years ago
>>706665908
sounds amazing. where will you finish?
>>706666310
>thinking I care about some actors appearance and definitely didnt comment just so I could take a jab at some random anon fuck
>>706666310
BREAKING NEWS: WOMAN MORE ATTRACTIVE IN HER 20's THAN HER 30's
Better photo, not posing her like a Psycho freak
>>706666666
>>706666310
>Caring this much
>getting this mad
>>706665903
I would give my left nut for that Datsun
>>706665130
Up.
With a rusty knife
>>706666427
Nicki or Jessie J?
>>706667289
lewd feet
>>706665903
>>706665926
>>706666291
>doing this instead of being hot and naked in something else
I still have faith...
>>706664744
of course she does
stop being retarded
>>706667786
>Pass user since 2016
wow
>>706665926
That's amazing.
>>706667801
You're moms a retard.
>>706667786
who dat is?
>>706668213
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>706668297
>You're moms a retard.
>You are moms a retard.
>You are retarded.
>>706668297
Being multiple moms is pretty nice, y'know?
>>706668341
Jesus, I hope mook does sell this place, fucking delinquent
>>706668319
Elizabeth Olsen
>>706668319
I think its Elizabeth Olsen
Shes in the Avengers movies (not first one)
>>706668553
>>706668784
Thank you.
Also, Leelee Sobieski. If only..
>>706668297
Your mom sold her ass to a nigger for crack rocks and ended up getting a prolapsed anus and diarrhea on the same night she met your father who took advantage of her while she was passed out. He started writing her from a Mexican prison years after you were born with a rare condition called Faggot Fagatrosis. He apparently was arrested at work for stabbing all his work mates who all were also main characters in the now defunct Mexican TV show El Negrito Pequeño in La Salsa
>>706668297
your mom's so old she has a seperate entrance for black men
>>706660420
Hottest celebrity video on the planet, it's got ass. hams, the lot:
https://vid.me/VQIW#0m59s
>>706668963
Hell yes
Kim K only looks good with cum on her face
>>706664666
Satan has spoken.
>>706669925
True
>>706663540
Hnnnng
>>706669038
seconded. More?
>>706670926
More Leelee?
>>706671040
>>706671013
Do not want
>>706671154
>>706669925
Lots of it.
Some on her tits and her huge ass too
>>706660420
Mudshark
>>706671040
yes please
>>706660420
Remember when celeb threads had naked celebs in them? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>706672733
KEKD
>>706663173
Look at those eyes. Oh, to watch them well up in tears in response to a strong urge to vomit due to a large cylindrical object lodged in her throat
>>706663974
Hey Ariana can you like post tits,face and time stamp pls
xoxo
Anon
>>706673082
Oh yeah, and imagine shitting on her piss.
>>706669675
>nasty girl
>>706671755
She must fuck like a champ
>>706672684
mmk
>>706673082
She broke up with Big Sean :(
>>706674660
She wanted to get face fucked here..
>>706664155
Because 4chan... slutty slut slut
>>706674720
Where's her big black bodyguard?
>>706674720
How would you?
>>706675102
Fuck off... Seek shower and a sunlight.
>>706675102
fuck off already
>>706666001
So close
>>706675667
Same with you.
>>706663585
No just robbed
>>706675280
Not really
>>706675870
I got it for us I promise
>>706675998
oh NOOO
>>706660420
Where is the love for Daisy Ridley T_T
>>706674118
moar?
Soo...what's fer dinner?
The source of everyone's boner in high school English. Young Olivia hussey.
>>706678383
Google says she's old, are you old?
>>706678383
srs she's 65 bru
>>706679491
Ain't fapping to her the way she is now, fapping to the way she was then.
>>706679652
what, back in the 1800s
>>706679794
Want me to tell you when I'm cumming?
>>706680554
At your age it's probably just a puff of smoke but yeah, please
>>706680620
>>706679794
That's the beauty of the internet.
>>706666310
In related news, the sky is blue, grass is green.
> Getting so butthurt you go full potato
>>706668341
I bet you were laughing to yourself as you wasted all that time on a bunch of unfunny bullshit. I'm embarrassed for you.
>>706671154
Me neither. That's some fucked up fake shit.
>>706663565
God i really want a video leaked of her getting fucked hard, not that boring shit we got
>>706663593
Why not just post a shot where she has a dick in her? She's really not that worthwhile in any other form.
>>706669038
>>706671040
>>706671072
>>706674118
More Leelee!!!!!!!
>>706672733
Yeah seriously. Between the shit pictures and the massive amounts of autism displayed by the rp fags I've lost all hope of seeing a good celeb thread again. Might as well not bother.
>>706683057
And to think i was just about to make a twitter account to follow the ones i like seeing in these threads so i didn't have to maybe read people's complaints.
>>706660420
>>706663614
Who dis?
>>706684500
Ryaah newmaah
>>706684500
Ryan Newman.
>>706679824
what is this from?
>>706686183
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
>>706666937
> vagina
> not crazy
Pick one
>>706687432
my man
>>706665130
In the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>706663498
Charlotte McKinney
>>706687761
>sees samantha bea's face first
>kills self
>>706661960
Nice quality
Bunch of fags always posting dressed celebs
>>706688669
My fav.
>>706666666
>>706663585
Yeah by several apes.
>>706689679
horrible choice, that stupid fucking face
>>706689905
>>706689938
Go whine about it virgin.
>>706667471
>>706666823
The best.
>>706665156
That totally looks like Naomi Woods
holy shit more ariana
>>706660611
nice
>>706692143
Perfect.
>>706692333
>>706692612
Would wife
>>706692686
I don't have anything else, sadly.
>>706692780
yes, she would do!
What did she mean by this?
>>706693093
Why must they all be retards
>>706692829
Ha last one than! She's great.
>>706693208
Because they're females.
>>706682202
Did you discover /b in 2017
>>706693377
Well I'd love for you to keep going, I just have nothing to respond with except this okay-ish webm.
>>706666310
>denila
>>706693454
nice pic bro!
>>706693853
>Dementia
>>706660420
>celeb thread
>literally who
post her name at least, faggot
>>706693871
Thanks
>>706693930
nigger
>>706663508
>>706663540
>>706663565
she is as fake as a girl can get before looking like a doll, fake nose, fake cheeks, fake lips, fake tits, fake ass, fake belly
>>706694081
I'm not even who you are talking to note did i read the conversation before i said
>dementia
>>706694430
you have some pics of her in boots? if not legs/heels? :)
>>706660420
>>706660611
>>706663173
>>706663639
>>706663715
>>706663756
>>706664037
>>706663974
It's ridiculous how she made the photographers, cameramen, all focus on the left side of her face on every image because she only has the dimple on the left cheek. Ridiculous really.
>Like no one will notice.
>>706665926
JUST
god trudys on the rocks
>>706686183
Get hard:the dewy cox story
bump
>>706695333
yes! if you have more, please post more!
This thread blows, and you can tell because half of it is Daisy Ridley and no one's even posted her naked corpse yet
>and you know what I'm talking about
>>706660420
I ain't gonna lie, I'd fuck her even though the cooch has been infested with nigger cocks.
>>706695683
keep it going anon :)
>>706695683
>>706695989
>>706695683
do you kik anon?
>>706696040
No not anymore why?
>>706696283
>>706696333
for just some celeb pics swapping
NEW THREAD:
>>706696868
>>706696868
>>706696868
>>706693093
abort
>>706693093
I can't look at her the same anymore. Thanks for opening my eyes, though
>>706676070
>>706676070
this reminded me of a story that I read on vice. This lady pretty much shot her face off in a failed suicide. The bitch was still conscious when her roommate found her, and later when paramedics arrived. And yes, she survived. FUCK that! I would have tried a second time.
>>706666823
Studies show a woman's peak years of sexual attraction is from 12 to 16
>>706676471
That movie is illegal in the US
>>706698500
Only the brooke shields scenes.
>>706698500
It's up on Netflix m8.
>>706676471
>>706698500
>>706698699
>>706698833
What's the name of the movie, and why is it illegal?
>>706698977
Pretty Baby. Brooke Shields is naked in it at the age of 12.
>>706698833
I bet it is heavily edited.
>>706698977
cp
not giving out the name you pedo
>>706698348
>>706666823
DUDE! you haven't seen my wife. She was pretty skinny when I met her. Always watching what she ate and crap like that. Then mid 20's to late 20's she started eating more and going on hikes with me. DAMN! she go hot as fuck. Everything go bigger and thicker. Im lucky I got her before she grew into that badass body. Otherwise, my chases with her might of been nil to none.
>>706698977
>>706699040
>>706699071
WFT really? is this a hollywood movie. Cause I've seen some kinky shit coming out of Italian cinema.
>>706699571
Yes. it's a Hollywood movie.
>>706699571
>>706699627
1970's no fucks given about lolita's
People forget that back in the '70s Europe sold cp magazines and movies at newstands
>>706699813
Owning cp was legal in Denmark up until like last year. There's some fucked up laws out there.
>>706699813
What was it like?
>>706669925
So does youre mum lol
>>706699813
My Dad has paperback books with USN commissary price stickers on them from the '80s that are cp stories with drawings.
He used to tell me that when he was stationed at Newport News shipyard for dry dock he dated a 14 year old local girl and no one gave a fuck
Man, times have changed.
>>706678383
Was this that romeo and juliet movie
Cuz yea i fapped afterwords i got home
I failed inglish as well
>>706700725
You're kidding
>>706700531
>>706699813
>>706700531
>>706699985
Yeah, it was a different time. Even when I was in high school.. Late 90's in California. Yes, Im old I know. Guys older than my dad would pick up girls on their brand new trucks. And no one gave a fuck. I'm talking 40 year old guys picking up 15- 16 year olds from the fucking school.
I always thought, WTF are this cute girls doing with those old fucks.
>>706701043
> I'm talking 40 year old guys picking up 15- 16 year olds from the fucking school.
You know those could be fathers, right?
>>706700976
No i dont remember of that was the movie, was it?
>>706701157
They went to school together, man.
>>706701157
No, this was different, and super obvious. They would even kiss the guys while getting in the trucks. I knew one of them... they would give them drugs, money, and buy them shit.
What got , is that the school allowed it.
>>706701350
>drugs, money and buy them shit
Ah, that's just teenagers with daddy issues. Those still exist.
>>706701239
I have no idea the movie. i was just saying i can't believe you failed English.
>>706701450
Would I lie on an anonymous imageboard?
>>706665130 lol words couldn't express it.
>>706701867
He's sarcastically making fun of your spelling and grammar.
>>706701867
Wasn't calling you a liar but i have looked here before if that's where we're going with this.
>>706702397
>>706701867
>looked
*lied
>>706702351
Why is anon making fun of my spelling if it's been okay so far?
>>706702397
>>706702475
So you're calling me an idiot? Why... ;_;
>>706702634
You spelled English wrong.
>>706702634
Nope, calling whoever failed you an idiot, unless you just didn't do the work, in which case you're still not necessarily an idiot..just saying i recognize you haven't exactly followed the format i was taught in school but i understood what you said.
>>706702742
I also didn't capitalize Romeo and Juliet, mispelt afterwards and no correct punctuation.
What's your point?
>>706702928
I am an idiot anon-kun :^)
>>706703045
That was my point?
