What did the dog say /b/?
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What did the dog say /b/?
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding
Your mum doesn't really think you're cool.
You little fat shyt ur adopted
>>706658822
4chan is closing
I WISH IT WOULD
Jews
-/pol/
GOD IS DEAD
and no one cares...
Who's the worst youtuber?
For me,it's gotta be 98% of the gaming channels.
>>706658822
>>706658822
"OP is a newfag"
>>706658822
Did you have to put the peanut butter on your balls, kevin?
>>706659682
if there is a hell ill see you there
>>706660086
I hate you
>>706658822
You're american
>>706659857
No U
>>706659857
/thread
>>706659724
Obviously has never seen NL.
>>706659857
Isnt he going to reply?
>>706660321
Enzoopoweerrr!!!!! XD LOLOLOL
>>706659857
Cunt
>>706658822
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>>706658822
>>706659857
;+ľščťžýáíé
>>706660888
check'd and wut
>>706658822
Hi. I'm your competition, & whether you like it or not, you're being compared to me and guys like me. I don't have noticeable flaws, emotional hangups, or needy tendencies. When I get blown out, I feel sorry for what she doesn't know she is missing. When I close, it's expected, and when I'm gone, women play dj scribbles while they're thinking of me...
While you are playing video games, I am lifting. While you're picking out your outfit, I'm doing crunches so I can take my clothes off. While you're at your job, I'm at my career. While you're hanging in your parents basement, I'm paying off my mortgage. While you're questioning whether or not she likes you, I've already found out. When you're pining over the one that got away, I'm making her laugh and horny but walking away because she's not that interesting. While you're pissing around on the internet, I'm emailing, texting and calling all the women you're too much of a pussy to try and attract.
And the worst part is, you probably hold women in higher regard than I do, and treat them with more respect, care, and kindness than I ever have. Do you hate me? You should, because I'm the guy she wishes your text was from. I'm the guy that makes you feel 2 inches tall, I'm the reason that women have their emotions guarded, and I'm the guy you'd punch out if you weren't such a little bitch.
If you can't find enough motivation to change your life just by thinking about all the beautiful ladies you don't know yet, you can find that motivation by thinking about me, blowing it on the love of your life's face, then not calling her. You've got to be better, work harder, and do more to be her hero.
Or you can just skip your workout today, stay home tonight & jerk off. Please do, because that makes it so much easier for me and all the other assholes like me that are doing what needs done to impress the fairer sex.
>>706658822
Fuck your stupid mom and her dumb surgery
>>706660969
I'm not fucking reading that
>>706658822
reply to this comment
>>706659857
Damn
>>706659857
lmao
>>706660969
So this is the red pill/bro version of the Navy SEAL copypasta? Interesting. One small step for SOCOM, one GIANT step for menfolk the world over!
Nah, seriously mate. If your only motivation for self improvement is to stand atop an imagined mountain and look down at others from your vantage point, you're doing it wrong. Take it from the self improvement junkie.
This post has been issued an 'F' for FAIL! by the Kaizen Improvement Rating Authority.
>>706658822
>>706661051
New fag here. Why 706666661?
>>706660843
take this back
>>706660969
I know this is a pasta but it still applies to whoever first wrote it.
>>706661429
>New fag here. Why 706666661?
triforce faggot
>>706660793
https://youtu.be/HtuqJE8rlIU
>>706659857
>>706658822
Hahaha
>>706661493
its the truth im sorry
>>706660498
beat me to it
but I can do it better
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>>706660933
Underrated post
>>706661856
close my nigga
4k to go
>>706659857
well played anon. well played.
>>706661995
>>706661996
You motherfucker.
>>706659857
Bad dog.
>>706660086
>>706660202
>>706660254
>>706660331
>>706660473
>>706660888
>>706661165
>>706661269
>>706661697
>>706662016
>>706662129
All you faggots need to eat a bullet.
>>706660640
YOU MUTHERFUCKER
>>706659887
Could've just said fag. Nothing here implies new faggotry except you.
If sext, I will eat my own penis on stream.
>>706659857
ggay
>>706659857
Aye
>>706664466
>those digits
>>706660933
>>706659857
Dirty jew
>>706665233
jews tongue my anus
>>706659857
saw it a mile away
>>706660596
kekd
>>706659857
kys
>>706659857
fock
>>706661295
Nah, thats gay retard.
Not nigga but yellow.
>>706658822
>>706659857
argh
>>706659857
OOOOOOOOOO
>>706660933
Dubs always wins
>>706668231
Only because it had a tonne of replies.
>>706668923
Yeah, that mixed with the fact it was obvious some autist would rehash that forced meme.
>>706659857
:'((((((((((((((((((
>>706668463
Wow, that is so f**king racist. Like holy sh*t, how can you even say that in 2016?
I mean, I know 4chan is racist but THAT right there is really f**king racist.
I hope that's only a joke and you're not like that in real life.
>>706658822
God damn it OP kys
Faggoit
>>706660933
>>706660933
Best so far AND dubs? GG WP
>>706666666
>>706659857
FUCC
>>70666666
>>706662915
KEK
It's just a dog, all it know is ball and good and RAPE!
>>706669941
ok, I like this take on it. witty.
>>706669449
just kill yourself that's not even bait nigger
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>>706667309
hahaha holy fuck lost
>>706659857
Fagget
>>706670179
Kek
>>706670167
And you replied to it. LOL
>>706660843
LOL
>>706670286
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>>706668699
Kek
>>706658822
Reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep.
Do I win?
>>706660969
Seeing all other males as competitors is beta af.
>>706670816
Bruh
>>706660596
Underrated post
>>706659265
top kek
no point in reading these, it's always the same shit:
-the game
-check em
-jet fuel can't melt steel beams
-what the fuck did you just say about me-
-reply or your mother dies
-check the fine name (the game)
-and of course: nigger
>>706658822
>>706670525
Cap and save it my friend it's all yours.
>>706659857
Kek ya got me
>>706669921
>>>70666666
>>706669941
Here's a uou
>>706660596
GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>706662022
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice doubles
>>706662329
My nigga
>>706668527
haha classic
>>706668699
dubs confirm
>>706668527
Kek
>>706659857
aaaaaa
>>706669449
Back to plebbit, fag
shit I missed it what was
>706666666
>>706666666
>>706676655
fuck missed it
>>706659857
FUUUCK
>>706676666
checkem
>>706659857
Fuck
>>706660933
Nice one.
faggot
>>706666666
o.o
>>706676666
Guess that can make up for it.
>>706676666
>>706660843
DELET THIS
>>706659857
savage
>>706660596
K3K
>>706659857
Jesus this meme is really cancerous
Jet fuel can't melt steal beams.
>>706659857
You fucking nigger
>>706659857
tears
>>706669941
oh no... not again
>>706668527
kek'd
>>706660843
keekd
>>706660843
im not even mad
>>706661198
that was legit my post number earlier
>>706676013
That's why I prefer h.
>>706658822
>>706659857
Kek
>>706660321
Don't you shit talk the egg
>>706678207
/thread
>>706659857
nope youre wrong
>>706670788
Trying and failing to recapture the success of my edit I see?
>>706659857
Stfu
>>706678328
normie get out
>>706661429
>post number
Also lurk moar
>>706678626
wait fuck
>>706659857
Srsly
>>706678406
The mega poor have no value to society and we can't bankrupt ourselves taking care of them on the off chance that one of them turns out to be some shining star. It sounds harsh, but look at Venezuela or post-war Germany. Our kindness will kill millions.
>>706662329
Respect
>>706659857
Nigger
>>706666666
>>706669941
Already posted faggot
>>706666666
>>>706666666
>>706678977
>>>706666666
>706666666
>>706658822
testing my sex webcam please: http://webcam1.cf
>>706660933
>>706658822
>>706659857
actually that ones pretty good
>>706659857
Ffs
>>706659857
For chris sake
>>706669941
Faggot
>>706659857
actually pretty good one
>>706671191
No, it's alpha as fuck, are you retarded?
Being driven by competition by other males to succeed at being the best one is what makes an alpha male.
>>706676666
noice
>>706660933
lel
Great thread
>>706660640
too soon
>>706678302
more Nepeta pls
>>706679046
Kek
Doggo does an insult
Holy hell, all these replies I baited with my edit. I don't think I've ever received half as many replies to a post of mien before. Feels good man. Also, the responses brought me many keks.
>>706678751
Amen to that
You smell like a Twinkie.
>>706666666
>>706679046
>>706669941
>this faggot trying to get as many (You)s as me
>>706669941
>>706669449
ni**er
>>706678349
Thats why you are fucking gay
>>706678379
This one I like.
>>706659857
got emmmmm!
>>706660933
you won, I lost
>>706659857
Cancer
You are cancer
>>706659857
die
>>706659857
Wahh
>>706659857
kurva anyád
>>706659857
Dan b
>>706659857
megint a kurva anyád
>>706669941
:^)
>>706659857
fuck you
>>706659857
Fuck
>>706669941
megint a kurva anyád
>>706660933
i don't get it
>>706666666
>>706659857
Everytime
>>706658822
>nobody checks dubs
>>706659857
FUCK
>>706659724
You've obviously never watches idubzz
>>706659857
go fuck yourself
>>706682760
brasil lost against germany in soccer at the world championship. it's a very high score and brasil is a soccer nation and wins often so this was very bad for them
>>706682966
thank you based anon
>>706669941
reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
I hope no one will get this
>>706669554
Please don't tell me that this happened to this place. Delete /b/ and /pol/ now, it must be done.
>>706660933
Soccer is as fake as the WWE nowadays and I can't believe there are still people who think otherwise.
>>706682889
>idubbz
>worst
Bump.
>>706684009
no moar!
