My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence. I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik, Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. All this and I'm still in high school. Ask me anything.
>>706657873
Why are you posting on an image board full of retards?
>>706657873
>Beethoven's 9th
>Bach's Toccata
>Fugue in D minor
>Eine Kleine Nacht Musik
>Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2
>Ride of the Valkyries
Did you Google "classical music" and pick the first ones?
Fucking faggot.
>>706657873
I'll give you a tip from a fellow nigger.
Just because you straight A everything doesn't mean shit, you will just get lazy and that laziness will get into everything you do, your work and etc. Find something you can't do and try hard at it to get a real sense of accomplishment(since your posting here I'm going to assume you're either fat or a skellington so the gym for example). Also you have pleb tier taste in classical music
If you're so smart then why are you a faggot?
>>706657873
No you don't and no you aren't.
>>706657873
Why is your taste in classical music so kitschy? Try harder but first go back to /r/iamverysmart
>>706657873
where did you make the test?
Yeah cool, but do you listen to gushing inner core by raped by pigs?
Imma need some proof before I administer judgement
>>706657873
this is very stale pasta from some fb post.
>>706658105
>>Bach's Toccata
>>Fugue in D minor
>>706657873
That's nice OP. Now piss off
None of this matters if you don't pass on your genes. And you sound like a real autistic sperg so that's probably not gonna happen. Do you really think anyone here cares about your genius level intellect?
HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?
>>706657873
I'm a autistic fat faggot with an IQ of 145. How do I improve my intellectual abilities? Right now I'm only good at problem solving and deeper logic.
>>706657873
Prove it to me nigger. Show me a paper result with a timestamp, or some other kind of physical evidence with a timestamp.
>>706657873
>>706657873
>implying that understanding basic diatonic music makes you smart
>>706657873
Things that aren't true. First off, different tests give you different results. Second off, it is subjective. Third off, if you don't put effort in you will never get anything out of your IQ. That is why investment companies making billions don't do an IQ test as an entrance exam.
I've been measured at 143, 152 and 161 IQ, but the fact is unless you put the effort in you won't get anywhere or understand anything remotely complex.
You've watched too many Matt Damon films. Real life is not like Hollywood. No one understands things and picks complex things up easily and naturally. That just doesn't happen.
Go to any university anywhere in the world and see if there's a person who understands things without trying.
You will not find one. With any iq level.
>>706657873
Why are you still a virgin?
What a megalomaniac narcissical guy....
>>706659125
This.
>>706658105
>Beethoven's 9th
lost right here
>>706659079
I'm waiting on your replies OP
>>706657873
Tell me the basics of calculus
>>706657873
Fucknoff cunt
This is 4 chan where every one have a 9" dick and an IQ of 180
>>706657873
>While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such blah blah blah blah and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries.
and yet here you are on /b/
Also, who the fuck listens to the Ride of the Valkyries? What, are you trying to pump yourself up before dropping some napalm on the North Vietnamese? It's not really a piece that one would consider worthy of repeated listening sessions. And also, who brags about listening to specific classical songs anyway?
Benis xD
>>706658105
Lol this
>>706657873
titles are of classical music are meannigless whitout conductor and orchestra
b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>706657873
You would of thought a smart cunt would be able to come up with some better songs than the most generic top 20 classical tracks there ever was.
Youre like the fuckin hipster of classical. Way to go. Youre mainstream all the way.
>>706657873
>no waltz of the flowers
Fuck right off
U all just mad cause OP is clearly superior to you
>>706657873
I have an IQ of 171 (tested 2013). I'm 44 years old. I have Aspergers with High Functioning Autism which means I'm a proper aspy but have found ways to function without it being too much of a problem.
But thankfully, I've never been a conceited faggot like OP.
>>706659702
can you like rain man an entire phonebook?
>>706657873
someone with a 163 IQ likely won't brag about it on 4chan. does your mommy know you're on the computer after bed time?
I hate to shit on your score op but I if you were so smart you'd know this was a skewed scoring system that only determine how effective you'll be in academic enviroment in essence your borderline useless outside a classroom and passable In a lab tho have fun with theory work! And classical music
>>706659888
my tripz confirm it. :)
>>706659702
I have aspergers too, But i'm only 20 years old. Do you have any advice for me ?
>>706657873
How long until you kill yourself?
Also Nocturnes is best Cho
>>706657873
Autism sucks mang
so you're a minor?
Shit b8, would not read again.
>>706659125
This, if OP is serious.
If not see
faggot.
>>706657981
Im not the poster but why didn't u answer this one faggot?
I think he's just trying to upset you guys
There is no need to be upset.
>>706657873
you, OP, are a true retard. You're one of those dumbasses who gets a super high score on one of those shitty fake IQ tests, and thinks everyone else doesnt get the exact same score. Ive gotten a 200 on those. IQTest.com is more of a legitimate iq test for many reasons. I got a 136 (granted I'm slow at tests cause residual ADD from childhood) and yet I'm dual majoring in Physics and Aerospace Engineering at UM Florida.
OP, ur just a faggot that tries to make themself feel like they are more intelligent than they are, because they ended up doing nothing productive with their life.
I bet youd trade half of those IQ points just to be kissed by a hot girl.
>>706659937
Yeah, get a new diagnosis since aspergers went away with dsm ivtr
>>706660461
They way you write and what you write leads me to believe you are painfully average.
>>706660461
>physics and aerospace engineering
>add
>"ur"
gr8 b8 m8
>>706657873
>high school
underage and banned faggot
>>706660461 <-- me
>>706660544
when ur in college (and especially when you live near rich neighborhoods) hot girls will prefer you over a hotter guy whos a dumbass, cause they want to marry a successful person. Also smart doesnt NOT equal being hot btw
>>706660544
>>706660111
>>706659955
>>706659933
>>706659922
>>706659888
>>706658166
This is a decent get thread
Also OP most child geniuses don't end up accomplishing much because all they can do well are tests, wait till you've accomplished something in the real world before bragging like a cunt
>>706660792
lol
check out the kissless virgin over here.
>>706660194
Answer it yourself anon, the reason is obvious
>>706660693
residual add. I dont have add anymore, bur aftereffects. also y is it so hard to bwliwve that im taking physics and aerospace engineering, tbh my older brother is even more successful academically cause hes in graduate school at UC Boulder taking physics, Im considered thr FAILURE of my family
>>706661016
Fucking kek, you're worse than OP
>>706660686
i write like I'm on /b/..............................
Jesus fuck are you really falling for this one.
>>706661134
Do u WANT me to start talking about the physics of inertial reference frames?
This whole thread is like a penis measuring contest for people who have no penises.
>>706657873
Determine the best strategy for each player in the following two player game. There are three piles, each of which contains some number of coins. Players alternate turns, each turn consisting of removing any (non zero) number of coins from a single pile. The goal is to be the person to remove the last coin(s)
>>706661404
I want you to stop being a faggot, that's like second year physics shit not that impressive
>>706661404
Jesus you're retarded
>>706661134
actually, if you answer yes to that, then also tell me if you have or haven't taken highschool physics, because if you haven't then what I'll be explaining will be counter-counter-intuitive
>>706657873
Why are you such a fucking faggot?
>>706661574
Take all the coins at once ?
>>706657873
>I get straight A's without studying much at all
>>706657873
You're amazing, I do wish I had your talent in sarcasm and cynicism
>>706661593
just making sure u know what that is, so u KNOW when they said in highschool that thr centrifugal force doesnt exist that they were technically wrong, right? also its still a pain in tbe ass to try to calculate stuff from an ineerial refeeence frame anyways, especially when you approach c
>>706657873
>trying this hard
>>706661620
Inertial reference frames isn't that advanced in terms of college physics, stop acting like such a cunt
>>706659482
/thread
Why do you idiots always forget the fucking first few lines of text at the top of the fucking page
>>706661777
Also, this is the first time I get seven trips, huh, since '07
>>706657873
Hey genius. Did you realize that iq doesnt actually mean anything?
>>706661807
This is b/ nobody fucking cares
>>706657873
Mensa IQ fag here. Nobody gives a shit. Whenever you rant about complex and abstract things or any shit people will just get bored and think you are weird.
Nobody in the real life gives a fuck about your IQ and when you are the smartest guy in the room others get annoyed. Even though you are not trying.
You have to ease yourself down to relate to people and it's even more impossible to find anyone with hobbies and interests as fucked as yours.
Smart people are also more lazy because we are used to going through things without having too put much of an effort into the workplace. So while you can marvel in your sense of satisfaction of how smart you are some dickhead with bleached hair is still going to get all the promotions in your workforce because he plays the games and strokes your boss's dick.
Most smart guys I know have dicks that smell like Doritos and friends with no social value which is basically the only trait that matters.
So congratulations on being smart.
>>706661973
Hey genius, is it hard to distinguish well-thought sarcasm? You new here?
>>706657873
>I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
dont you mean you listen to music and have a reaction to it that most people do not have?
Understanding suggests there is meaning in music, or some informational content that requires special cognitive processing - there isn't.
deeper suggests a value judgement - why is hearing stuff and having a strangely wired brain that makes different connections to other people "deeper" or better or in any way a value laden attribute. it may be a disadvantage to hear music in this way - it may be a bad thing - or it may be no different in value to that of normal people listening to music.
so what, you like the light classics - how do you get on with Stockhausen, Shroeder, Cage, and Penderecki? What about classic rock, prog rock, or speed metal? Does it have to be sweet violins for you, or can you cope with Einstürzende Neubauten or Caberet Voltaire?
>>706662061
>Mensa fag
>smartest guy in the room
you're in the wrong room then
>>706661889
dude stfu im in my first year of college dumbass, so why are u even surprised aboutbwhat i said in the first place if ur not taking liberal arts
>>706661978
oh, look speaking of which,
liberal arts fag detected
The only skeptical people are other ppl also taking physics, i wonder y
>>706657873
Are you having a good time with ladies?
>>706657873
Copypasta detected... Kys
>>706662181
>first year of college
Freshman taking physics thinking he's a fucking genius
Kek
>>706662167
Yeah. Thanks for the buzzfeed self improvement tip.
Most people aren't that smart. That doesn't mean that they don't succeed. I may be the smartest guy in the room but that's just one trait of many.
>>706661574
remove one pile, then remove all but one coin from one of the remaining piles. opposition has to either take single coin - you remove the other pile, or coins from the second pile. If they take all pile - you win. If they take few from pile you remove all but one coin from second pile. you win. only loss is if they spot this and levee you with a coin in each of two piles.
>>706662274
Or people trying to impress a bunch of retards on b/ with first year physics are fucking pathetic cunts
>>706657873
I hope this was a joke
>>706658105
Bach's Toccata
>Not preferencing the Chaconne
>mfw
>>706662122
Hey genius.Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>706659125
"omg only a cunt brags about iq - mine is 160 btw"
lmfao
>>706662707
This
>>706662707
Who are you quoting? Not the person you replied to that's for sure.
>>706658105
That's what I'm saying, I really love to listen to original postèro's I'm a fucking faggot in a minor
>>706662428
are u retarded i originally wasnt even trying to impress anyone, cause im fuckign ANON. I was saying tbat im dual amjorign in STEM and I still have 136 so OP is retarded for thinking those IQ tests mean anything
>>706662707
>>706662760
Samefag
Time stamp makes it obvious and it's probably op butthurt about having his point demolished.
>>706657873
>I'm still in high school
Why, with your IQ over 9000, did you fail to comprehend "you have to be over 18 to post here"?
>>706662885
You do know 136 is still a high IQ right?
Fucking retard
why so many people get baited this days
>>706663002
Could be a senior
>>706657873
it's harder to make meaningful social connections isn't. You find communication of your ideas hard, and you feel more comfortable with much older adults.
Nobody said genius is bliss. You'll wake up soon to the fact that knowing things is a curse.
>>706663026
Still doesnt mean jack shit. Turd burg.
>>706663054
Same reason people het triggered
>>706663116
Then why bring it up? Your clearly trying to look like someone intelligent but it turns out you're just a freshman with delusions of grandeur
>>706663026
my point was 136 is not high at all wtf. that was my whole point dumbass.
>>706657873
>and i'm still in high school
Underage b&
>>706663273
>>706663116 <-- Thats not me, thats y
>>706663286
136 is still way above average you retard
>>706661807
>u
>>706657873
yet you come here to tell us because IRL no one believes you.
Too bad intelligence can't cure autism.
Real talk yo, none if this matter if you're socially inept or emotionally unstable.
>highschool
MODS
>>706657873
What books have you read. Also go to /sci/ or something
>>706657873
Why listen classical music make you clever?
>>706661807
How are you this autistic
>>706657873
Yeah sure thing faggot i bet your IQ is the same as Einstein
Listen faggot ive taken and IQ test i know my IQ is above average i specificly asked them not to give me a number because unlike you faggot i dont want to reduce myslef to a meaningless number
And sorry to burst your bubble but most people with high iq's normaly dont go very far in life , i failed two years in high school just because im the laziest motherfucker you will ever meet ,and im completly unable to focus on anything that doesnt interests me for more then 5 minutes , im regurarly smoke weed to my distracts me from my shitty life and spend most my cash on drugs and booze
Só yeah faggot dont tell people bullshit thing like my IQ is 163 because an actual smart person will laugh at the fact that you use a number to hide your insecurities
high IQ normaly means your Brain is lika a beast PC but running on windows 95
>>706664207
Kek not everyone is a failure in life like you
>>706664360
Yeah but having a high iq doesnt mean you Arent going to a faliure in life
Your just going to be a very smart faliure
>>706657873
Why are you telling lies on an anonymous imageboard?
>[insert "Shit was so cash" pasta here]
>>706664490
Sounds like you're just retarded
>>706657873
wtf op, i hear gustav mahler's music since i was a fucking kid. what's my IQ then?
fuck off.
alizée is the goddess of /b/
>>706664553
great reply faggot
>>706657873
>I'm an inbred amerifat mongrel who spends all my free time posting stale pasta on /b/
ftfy yw np.
>>706657873
So, ... are you happy?
>>706657873
Such a gift to humanity and yet youre still trapped here with us. See you tomorrow when you repost this.
>>706657873
>highlight text, ctrl+c, open google, ctrl+v
>>706657873
I was tested at genius level, too.
I don't really think about it much, and often, I feel like an idiot. I'd definitely feel like a fucking asshole if I went around telling everybody.
No one likes that guy who always puts people below him.
Everyone has pros and cons.
Anywho, I love writing music, and I'm much, MUCH more proud of it than I am of some number.
....ya know, since I actually "had something to do" with the music....instead of just being born.
www.
dropbox.
com
/s/6nhb9b8a0yfn5a0/yep.mp3?dl=0
www.
dropbox.
com
/s/dwst1uq5cnoa0n6/Very%2004.mp3?dl=0
>>706657873
i'm listening to ode to joy saying the names of all the notes as they are played right now
>>706657873
Oh yeah ... well you're not Peter Mutha Fucking Pan BITCH! I can fucking fly! I got a harem of lil shotaz that are all up in my shit like peanut butter!
THIS IS A COPYPASTA YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>706657873
>>706667752
And this.
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/chocolate-grinder/listen-sun-dream-gun-oo
I earned this, ya know?
I feel blessed, sure....but you gotta DO something.
Be humble, help the world, try to make a positive impact instead of shitting on everyone.
....oh yeah, and take psychedelics.
=]
>>706657873
high iq won't help when Conan charge at you and slash!
>>706657873
>Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik, Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries.
ABSOLUTE ENTRY LEVEL PLEB TASTES
THATS LIKE SAYING YOU LIKE SCI FI AND YOUR FAV IP IS STAR WARS
>>706659015
^This
>>706657873
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>>706657873
With 14 of spreading.
OP What was the spreading you used for the test?
>>706657873
I can't understand why someone would shitpost like this. I legitimately do have an IQ of over 160, and I don't go around bragging about it. He just makes himself and anyone with an IQ at his level look like an absolute faggot. This is not a matter of stupidity in that I know why and refuse to accept it; I am legitimately confused as to why someone would be so stupid. I just don't get it.
It isn't just here either. You go anywhere on the internet and there's people bragging about this shit and being an INTP in the personality spectrum and all that shit (guess what, I took a payed for federal test that had over 400 questions and not just some buzzfeed quiz, and I'm an INTP too faggot). Humans disappoint me. Not you supposed stupid /b/ros, but fucking OP. Fucking OP man, fucking faggot.
>>706669086
Autism intensifies
>>706669147
Sorry with 15 of spreading.
>>706657873
>no Brahms
>no Liszt
>not even fucking Haydn
>no Messiaen
>no Vivaldi
>no Rachmaninoff
>no mention of the Kushka at all
Bitch, do you even music?
>>706657873
underage fag. MODS!
>>706662707
you fucking cumcunt homosexueel.
>>706659321
I legit have a 7" and my IQ was measured as 140 (it was for a study to measure Headstart's effect on IQ) as a kid, although I'm probably closer to 130 since I've been underachieving, doing drugs, and I don't keep my mind as mentally sharp by pursuing intellectually stimulating activities.
Basically high IQ doesn't mean shit unless you have the discipline and drive needed to accomplish what you want to do. I could have been a Neuroscience researcher if I had a better work ethic. Instead, I'm gonna try to coast through life, maybe get a Masters in Neuropsych if I can get my GPA up, and hopefully salvage a decent life for myself.
>>706659301
Limits n shit nigga
Yes this fake as fuck. Kind of like when some cuck posts a dick thread. Everyone has a 9" cock and is 6' 5". It's all fake as fuck. OP is the king of faggotry
>>706670069
But you replied anyway?
>>706657873
You have the same IQ as my gf.
A high IQ is no guarantee of a successful life/career. My gf is in her 40s now (yes, I'm an oldfag), she has a position in a leading university but she isn't in research and she hasn't published in over a decade. Her salary is modest, too.
She's a "go to" troubleshooter and analysist, but there are less intelligent people in higher positions than her.
Do not rest on your luarrels; do not think your high IQ alone will get you anywhere. You still need to focus and work hard.
Unfortunately, most people with high IQs get bored easily and never become successful.
>>706657873
you can tell this is bait because of how poorly written it is.
>>706657873
You didn't title this ylyl but brother, I lost.
>>706657873
Did mommy forget to have you tested for autism as well? No one with 163IQ would post on a mongolian basket-weaving forum.
Shut off your computer, and kill yourself; posthaste.
