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Kill Ill:
Golden billion plan comes into reality.
He Martian
A transgender extra terrestrial copes with the the perceived unfairness of modern day stigmas. Still stars Matt Damon.
>>706656888
Sta Wars
That jedi's wicked smaht
Tar Wars.
It's a futuristic sci-fi adventure battle of street repair men.
>>706656888
Trips checked
>>706656888
Hill Bill is better ;_; but it doesn't count this time
>>706656888
Mary Poppin - it's a porn movie focused on defloration
>>706656888
>checked
-men: Apocalypse
just another apocalypse movie
Harry Otter and the Half Blood Prince
A small mammal does battle with magical forces of evil
world war. just a random war film without zombies
Fight Cub - A young lion learns to fight to become the king of the jungle
The Magnificent Sven
biopic of a really impressive Scandinavian guy
Blair Itch Project
film makers get lost in the woods and contract uritcaria
captain merica: civil war
a big war starts between all the fast food chains in america.
This thread is hillarious!
50 Shades of Gay- Young man gets his first new job at a tie factory, and soon finds out why his boss loves his job so much
>>706657149
kek
Pup Fiction
small dog drives round shooting people
>>706656888
Trips witnessed
>>706656888
The Otebook
A romantic story about a man reading a book about different oats to his love on her deathbed.
Silence of the Labs
FBI agents investigates a really quiet chemical plant
>>706656888
Men: Apocalypse
Feminists bitch about something anyway.
50 Hades of Gray
a film about eternal suffering and limbo
>>706657597
Kek'd
Suicide Quad
A story about a /b/
>>706656888
Ie hard
A man tries to come up with euphemisms for his erection at an office christmas party in los angeles
>>706657649
but not quads?
A Cockwork Orange
no fucking idea tbh
Lord of the fries
Bunch of kids alone in Ireland, potato cooking and murder ensues
Winnie the Pooh and the Lustery Day.
Cartoon furry porn
>>706657047
TOP KEK
Carface
hideously deformed gangster grows a car on the front of his head
50 Fist Dates
Figure it out...
Alf baked, alf smokes weed for dirst time
>>706657649
fuck you got to it first.
127 Ours
a feminist documentary about how many genders there aren't
Disney's Rave
Mickey, Donald and Goofy both a rave and the effects of psychedelic drugs for the first time.
Oy story
Young andrew steinberg has to decide between a cowboy toy and a spaceman toy, cause his father said he can only have one
You know why
>>706656888
Sven
Box delivery service
>>706657728
You stupid cunt.
>>706656888
2001: a Pace Odyssey
A futuristic Scifi about a man with a broken pace maker
Man of teel.
A man wears only one color and can't spell.
Chintown
Jack Nicholson investigates a web of deceit, corruption, murder and boney facial growths
Lock, Sock and Two Smoking Barrels
cheaply-made puppet heist
>>706657847
kek
The good, the ad, and the ugly
Clint eastwood and lee van cleef talk about pepsi cola and doritos while sitting in laz-e-boy recliners in a holiday inn
12 years a lave
the sad story of a housewife in the mid 50s
Harry Otter
It's the story of an Otter named Harry who discovers that he is a Wizard and goes to a school called Hogwarts where they teach him magic and shit and then he attacks some old wizard and bites his scrotum so they throw him on the ground and step on his head and also he has rabies so the old wizard has to get a series of extremely painful shots in the abdomen and then Hermione just masturbates for the last hour and a half of the movie.
The Men (The Omen)
Men kill all feminists and SJWs they can find. Only four of them remain.
>The dark night
It's about a night that's REALLY dark you guys. Like you can't see shit it's that dark
Raispotting
heroin addicts stare out of a window at some bad weather
Cream. I think you know.
Host Busters
leet hacker movie
Night of the Living Dad
It's a prequel to Ghost Dad. Also Bill Cosby rapes some women.
Disney's Wall-
Trump uses robots to build a wall.
The Urge
the story of a man in his struggle to find a loo
Forrest Gum
Gumbys handicapped brother accompished amazing shit and preggos a bitch with aids
Finding Neo
Keanu Reeves swims around a computer program trying to get home
>>706657887
Vent horizon
A space crew all fight to save themselves from a black hole that appears in a air duct
>>706658074
fucked that up
>rainspotting
N'Dependence day. Featuring a lonely nigger named N'Dependence and his really bad day.
>Ghost buters
You know buters from South Park? Well he's a ghost now
>>706656888
The dark night
A movie about a evening filled with blackness....really its just a movie that all black and just audio.
Grossed 590m domestic.
Pace Jam
The story of how a NBA star does the pacer gram fitness test with a bunch of aliens and Warner brother characters
Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants
A bunch of lesbians travel the US with their ant farms. One of the farms break.
>>706656888
Irates of the Carribean
Irate niggers are mad as hell.
An Inconvenient Ruth
Al Gore attempts to warn the world about the dangers of global warming, but an up and coming climate change denier, Ruth Langford, impedes him at every turn.
>Sausage part
Just an hour and a half of mens sausage parts
Sherlock homes
A famous detective and his gay lover look for a house to buy where they can raise a family together, fighting a bunch of dudes in the meantime
>>706656888
Redator
A team of SJW head into the online jungle and face an invisible troll.
Ight Club
A secret underground club forms where men get together and agree about stuff
My fair lad
A boy takes speech lessons from a pedophile
Op gun
The story of OP killing himself, starring tom cruise
Twelve Years a Slav
Men in Back
Gay Porno.
Attaca
Futuristic prison does genetic experiments on inmates till they revolt.
>U (Disney's up)
It's just footage of you, yes YOU specifically
>>706658385
lol
olivion
after aliens destroyed the earth tom cruise finds himself working on a giant olive plantation. but nothing is what it seems.
The Ion King
A boring documentary about atoms and stuff.
ill bill
story about bill as he struggles against cancer
Maximum Overdive
A Hong Kong cop is trapped in a warehouse full of boxes and 20 serial killers, and the only thing that can keep him alive is his mastery of Wushu Yonpang, the ancient art of diving over boxes in the nick of time.
Saving Private Yan
A group of 10 soldiers are tasked with finding a Vietnamese soldier in the thick of the Tet offensive to bring him home.
M. Knight Shamalayan twist: Vietnam is his home
Di Hard
porn movie about a trans princess
>>706658391
Kek I'd watch this
>Interstella
A group of brave scientists and astronauts explore the unknown vaginal crevice of stella the whale
>>706658445
goddamit anon
Rock
The story of a rock who wants to be champion of the world.
Soul lane
The story of how Snoop Dogg pimps out a church and finds through god.
Lien
The story of how ripley was stuck on earth not fighting aliens cause her ship was repossessed
>Transformers dark of the moo
Optimus and the gang take on there biggest rival... Cows, not robot or transforming cows. Just regular cows
>>706658445
TOP KEK
raveheart
A bunch of teens on ecstacy assault england
>>706657047
Lol
Plant of the apes.
Niggers smoking weed.
No country for old me
The biopic of how the younger generation always ruins the older generations country
Live REE or Die Hard
An autistic college student something something street preacher etc you get it you see where this is going yada yada yada
>>706656888
Broke Back Mountin'
Like the original, but with more gay sex.
' '
>There used to be a movie title, the movie 'M' but
>a letter was removed and it become nothingness
There will be bloo
An old baron decides he will do whatever it takes to make his fortune off the back of a cartoon network ghost
Host Busters
A mysterious host invites an all female cast to his mansion for some adult fun. But he is getting more than he expected.
Tar Trek
Men walk through tar for 1 and a half hour while talking about pretend science stuff.
Casio Royale
James Bond gets a funky plastic watch
>Pup Fiction
A newborn dog accidentally pisses on Marcellus Wallace and hilaritu ensues
> WALL·
90 minute film of a futuristic wall doing shit all
> Tax Driver
An overrated actor drives around New York collecting taxes
> Eternal sunshine of the potless mind
Adam Sandler is out of weed and starts coming up with movie ideas that are actually funny and make sense.
Ho fuzz
2 bumbling cops have to shave a prostitutes pubes for a big sting
Mad Ma
teenage boys ride out into the dessert to escape their mother immortal josephine
Fat and Furious
An overweight Vin Diesel is angry that Paul Walker came into his world and is eating all his tuna sandwiches and banging his hot sister
Men.
Ordinary non-muntant men attend an academy for general education.
>>706656888
Das Bot
German scientists invent a cyberweapon called das bot.
>>706658680
KEK
Star Ate
A group of foodies travel around the galaxy sampling exotic alien foods.
The Old Rush
>A plot where it's 11:59 and the closest diner is
>about to stop serving breakfast, so the old rush
>>706658853
>immortal josephine
top kek
>fat 7
Seven really fat guys just chillin
>>706658763
Shaun of the dea
A local dea agent named shaun pops off to the Winchester for a pint and to wait for the whole thing to blow over
most of you in here are unoriginal niggers...
>>706658877
Man i wana see that
Peed
A bunch of people are trapped on a bus by a maniac who has pissed all over the floor by the front and back doors and it smells super gross, you guys, and they are all wearing slippers. Like knitted slippers, not the kind with the rubber soles. Their only hope is Keanu Reeves as Dax Jogstone, disgraced cop and piss drinking enthusiast. There's only one problem. He just finished a huge iced cappacino so he's not thirsty right now.
He's. Not. Thirsty. Right. Now.
What happens next?
Poop quiz hot shot.
Lick
A porn movie about a man who has a fetish of licking remotes and somehow controls time
>Argo
Used to be 'Fargo' but it transformed into an existing movie
>>706657805
Guy is troubled with size of raisins and decides dates are more to his standards. Still unfulfilled and eventually creates fist-sized dates..
Someone screencap this shit.
He Fly. The story of R. Kelly as he tries to fly like Icarus and dies, having instead fallen
Battle royal
The members of the British crown must fight each other for the betterment of japan
>>706656888
Snake on a plane
There's like 1 snake and no one panics someone just picks it up and throws it out the airlock
Deadpoo
still the same movie cuz it was shit
Moo
A futuristic sentient cow goes to space and is used as cheap labor to pull mining equipment only to find out that he is the latest in a long line of cloned cows.
What's Eating Gilbert Gape
.....I really don't want to image the plot to that.
Dareevil
A blind man dares a spooky ghost to fight crime for him
>>706657846
>oy story
More like Nigel and Colin have a bout of fisticuffs over that mint coont Nora who do owt for a fook
>>706657805
Man has crippling depression, decides only way to end his suffering is to eat 50 fist sized dates and develop end stage diabetes
A Clockwork Range
A man makes a stove out of cogs and sprockets.
Schindler's Lit
Schindler smokes a bunch of weed, consequently saves zero jews.
The Devil Wars Prada
the devil starts a war on earth fashion with his own commercial clothing line
Alf Baked.
Our beloved extraterrestrial friend is back from the 80's and he's got weeeeeeeed.
Raveheart
alive of a techno music lover
Black snake man
Samuel jackson captures a wily sex addicted python, and the locals forget what he is named
>>706659227
This is the only good one. It was worth reading this whole reddit-tier thread just for this title.
They mocked my idea for a racist comedian. They said the title was too culturally sensitive. They said that it would never work. I pushed and plead and prodded. I even begged.
My movie was entitled Snigger.
I did my best /b/. I did my fucking best.
>>706659208
That would be oi story. And i like it, type it up, have it on my desk by monday
The Leg Movie
"turns out our legs have a mind of their own"
Fifty shades of gey
>>706659303
I appreciate your appreciation.
>>706659303
Well lets hear your idea, dane cook
12 Years a Slav
An English spy spends 12 years undercover in eastern Europe.
The Urge: Election Year
Two idiots run for president :P
House of 1000 copses
A man lives in a house, but the house is actually a fuck lot of trees
Good Ill Hunting
dystopian health obsessed fuckers kill people with flu
Ion King
A postivitely charged particle is born and must avenge the death of his father and restore order to the ether
Star Wars: Episode V - A New Hop
Han and Leia attend prom in the 1950's, subsequently learn a bitchin' dance.
>>706657065
I'd watch that
>>706656888
Stop! Or my Mo will shoot.
Pic related
Deep blue ea
The gaming company of EA is sad cause their latest shark related game was a flop, and now they owe the mob alot of money
DeadPoo
Zombies fling infectious poo
Pete's Drago
A young boy discovers a world of magic and adventure with his new friend, disgraced Soviet boxer Ivan Drago.
>>706659597
Take my money
Mater and Commander: The Far Side of the World
A tow truck from America commands the HMS Surprise against the French ship Acheron.
>>706656888
>The Oy in the Striped Pajamas
Maybe he gets what he deserves.
Wins
Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger team up to get dubs
3:10 to Yum
A food documentary.
>>706659607
The neverending sory
Canadians unite to apologize for their atrocious spelling
>>706659371
in what way does insulting this thread make me dane cook? Are you actually retarded?
Fight Cub
It's about a underground fighting club for different animals. People bet on them and we get to follow a bears journey through it
Gone IRL
no seriously, that's not my title. I've got shit to do. Later, faggots.
>>706659680
You tell me, dane cook
Lie of Pi
boy lies to the police and ends up sentenced to death by tiger mauling
>>706659716
like i said...reddit-tier
Mad gas car
about a really rad car that drives on gas and wins all the races
or about a car that goes around killing people with it exhaust gases
>>706659680
I was implying your jokes will be shit, if you decided to get off you high horse and try to make one
>>706656888
Be Movie.
A gripping tale about a young comedians struggle to get into the business, struggling with drugs and existentialism.
Still stars Jerry Seinfeld
>>706659732
You sure know alot about reddit humor. I bet you visit reddit often
Ad Max
A guy is the best in his business but he meets someone who's just as good, or even better...
>>706659755
Opinion based on fuck all. Well deduced, faggot
>>706658339
Top kek.
>50 shades of Gay
The life of Robert, a gay middle aged man who decided to host a 50 men gangbang in his garage
>>706659625
Oh lord, many keks to you friend
>>706659847
Somebody already made that joke dumbass
>>706659825
HEY!
Shut it.
>>706659810
reddit visits here enough, we see the faggot shit that they bring. You're still new here, give it time
>>706659824
Mad Ma, story about a boy coping with his abusive mother.
Rear Widow
A handicapped woman's husband dies, is subsequently ass-raped by every male in the apartment complex.
>>706659825
>Criticizes thread
>Doesnt make his own joke
>Thinks im wrong when i call him unfunny
Wreckt ralph
Ralph on a 10 day bender.
Herlock Holmes
It's about a female detective who can barely solve any case. Suddenly she meets her partner whos skills seem to be endless
>>706659911
dub dubs checked
>>706659898
>Calls others new
>is a reddit reject
Moot was right, its never ending summer on 4chan
>>706659825
You still haven't made one. Unless your joke was the one you complemented yourself on. In that case then yeah you're not very funny
Siderman
A child writes a movie script, completely misspelling the word cider and sending the earth into an unstoppable extinction.. With guest stars from Last man on earth.
>>706659673
Sory aboot that, buddy.
>>706659911
>what is critique
Brokeback Mountin
Same exact story as original
Mento
A man can't remember whether or not he just ate a mint.
>yes, I removed two letters. Sue me.
>>706659962
Oh boi. Newfag calls everybody else a newfag for not laughing at his shit tier joke. Please kys
>>706659962
>another opinion based on nothing
you faggots sure do know how to imply
Mad Max: Fur Road
There's a furry convention in the Australian Outback, and Max ain't having that shit.
Taxi Diver
A man decides to overhaul his life and enters the biggest sporting competition on the planet as an amateur: driving taxis headlong into olympic sized swimming pools.
>>706659189
kek
ears and loathing in las vegas
About a drug fuelled trip through Las Vegas where they hallucinate ears
Suicide Quad
If anyone gets quads OP must an hero
>>706660001
>why haven't you killed yourself?
Sweeney tod: demon barber of fleet street
>literally the sane thing, but you know something is off about it
Now White and the Seven Dwarfs
>A young black woman is cursed by an evil witch to be white for the rest of her days. Watch as Seven Dwarfs try to help her acclimate from her "hood" lifestyle into being a kind and respectable princess.
He Shining
A particularly greasy nigger attempts to kill his family instead of maintaining the property he is temporarily responsible for.
>>706660224
Sweeney todd:demon barber of feet street
the ark knight
a medieval knight defends the ark of noa but has to sacrifices himself when the rain comes to stop sinners from entering the ark
>>706660141
>because the original film is called Fears and Loathing in Las Vegas
no, learn the real title first, moron
Piglets Bi Movie
Piglet struggles with his sexuality after getting a boner when christopher robin rapes him
Finding Emo
>Watch as a regular happy guy visits 4chan to understand what it's like to be depressed
>>706660244
Pretty sure this one is based on a true story.
Under Sieg
steven seagal tries to fight his way out of a hostage situation on a u-boat
>>706660333
trips of truth!
he is The Olden Child!
1 angry man
about a man who is really angry
>>706660406
>2 is a letter now
idiot
Kung Fur
Furfags doing weird furfag kung-fu
>>706656888
Gods f egypt: yes, it's exactly what you think it is.
>>706660310
the dark night
Batman, the Joker and Alfred get high and stargaze while talking about some real shit
saving private yan
the same story but with the japanese army instead
american history
>a movie of slavery and the south rising
The Cunt Of Monte Cristo
A man seeks revenge. But he's a massive cunt.
>>706660468
god titty fucks the pyramids
the lionkin
about a family of liars
Rock
>An art piece, that follow what trials a rock in the desert endures over the course of 1 year
>>706660600
that's the worst one yet, well done.
sped
>a man whos is a complete fucking idiot
Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom
Same as the original, except Indian Jones has had a bit too much fire-water.
wall
a 3 hours epos of just 1 wall and nothing else
>>706660539
Kek that is gold
Carface
A tale about a spic druglord who got messed up in a car accident.
>>706656888
Dadpool
This dad takes the skin of his children and wife and stretches it to make a pool for himself.
>>706660600
When i thought this thread couldn't get any worse...I can't even make fun of it anymore, it's just pathetic
Casio
Robert deNiro and Joe Pesci star in this great story about a Japanese electronics brand in las vegas. Pesci gets beaten half to death with calculators.
>>706658763
Host Rider
A prequel to this.
Iron Ma
A documentary film about what it was like growing up as Margaret Thatcher's son.
Di hard
A group of mexicans try to learn english to stay in USA
raveheart
about a guy going to great rave parties
>>706656888
>Citizen Kan
Paraplegic lawyer finds his way back to work and can do th
Monty Python's The Holy Rail
Watch as the so-called Arthur-king follows a rail road track blessed by the Lord on an adventurous quest for glory.
Dr Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bob.
A neutotic therapist falls in love with his patient named Bob. However, Bob suffers from depression due to his physical deformities and people often call him it or "The Bob" rather than by his name.
>>706660651
And at the end wakes up from his peyote induced spirit quest
Hat Women Want
Mel gibson tries to find the perfect hat to go with this season's most popular handbag.
Finding Emo
A shool shooting documentary
Oodfellas
A true story about a group of Cthulhu looking aliens standing around doing whatever you tell them to do.
>>706660864
I'd watch this one
Live and Le Die
Reddit's badly put together movie that's only meme comic after meme comic.
>>706656888
Ill Bill Vol. 2
Bill gets bad news from the doctor in this sequel.
Fago
The heartwarming story of a 4chan OP as he learns how to stop rimming truckers and post threads like this one.
for vendetta
people buy presents for vendetta
>>706656888
Reservoir Dog
A sequel following the misadventures of Mr. Pink as he tries to sell the stolen diamonds.
Chinatow
A ton of chinks tied to a broken-down Nissan
Goofellas
A porn with nothing but gay bukkake
Lord of the Rng
A mad gambler, unable to lose to RNG begins killing people by russian roulette.
The Lord of the Rigs: The Return of the King
>After a hiatus from truck driver, Wall Pauker returns to the world of driving big rigs laced with hidden drugs and other paraphernalia. When he learns there's a new kingpin running the show, he seeks to regain his precious throne.
Jurassic Par
Dinosaurs playing in a golf tournament
Orro the Gay Blade
Sounds like some Greek porn shit.
Pee Wee's Bi Adventure
Pee Wee Herman is out on bail and no gender is safe from his sexual escapades across the nation
>>706661015
>>706661024
Would watch both.
>>706660864
This one, too.
>>706658230
* butters.
finding emo
parents try to find there edgy son that ran away from home
Body of Les
Leonardo DiCaprio quits his job as a CIA Operative, to move in with his newfound gay lover Lester Holt!
>>706658606
damn i was gonna do this one, figured nobody would have thought of it
you're just too damn witty 4chan, too bloody witty!
Rom
Anon's computer hangs for 15 years
>>706661069
>>706661069
winner of the thread
American Pi
Thomas magnum brings his private investigator skills to the mainland
>>706661139
Don't you mean, "Parents spend five minutes looking for the sad cunt, give up, and proceed to get on with their lives while he turns tricks outside the Thunder Down Under"?
>>706656888
The Bi Lebowski
After years on 4chan, a family man become bisexual and furry. Consequenses will never be the same.
Edward Cissorhands
a straight male cis shitlord lives in a castle (fucking white privilege am i right?) he gets to work as a gardener because of his gifted hands (fucking white supremacist scumbag gets promoted fuck this society fucking white cissy! BLM you shitlord)
12 years a slav
Me in black
A closer look at the fun side of blackface
>>706661229
/thread
>>706660985
Mr. Pink got caught in the end. If you turn up the volume when he goes out the door, you can hear him say "don't shoot".
>>706661256
A documentary on jogging suits and squats.
Apocalypse No
Insane Colonel turns sane and stops the apocalypse from happening.
Gone With The Win
/b advises autist in his quest to acquire nudes, but upon reception of aforementioned nudes, promptly abandons thread.
>>706657335
>>706657403
I would watch
Full Meal Jacket
A jacket orders a full meal on a fancy restaurant with great success.
Homewar bound
>3 animal refugees try to escape the pending Clinton Trump elections in America that cause the south to rise again
(Fantasia) Fatasia
sumo wrastlers cause asia to fall into center of the earth
Forrest Ump
A down on his luck umpire gets a second chance when he is asked to call a baseball game played by trees.
>>706661222
Trips confirms funding
>>706658125
Keked
Tie Cop
Jean Claude Van Damme travels back in time to go after men with bad taste in neckwear.
>>706661445
No no. A man goes to a restaurant and doesn't realize that a jacket is required. So the film follows him as he tries to aquire a jacket before hos date shows up at 7 pm.
The Ark Knight
Some dude fights for and guards his Ark.
Hotel Wanda
Wanda Sykes protects a hotel full of refugees with sass and candor.
What's eating Gilbert Rape a story of a cannibal rapist
Dead Poo a colon death cause by taking a massive shit
Lash Gordon, a bdsm gimp has the time of his life
>>706661609
I'd watch that, tbh.
Bing John Malkovich
A movie about a man obsessed with John Malkovich. The film received product placement deal from Microsoft.
Plane of the apes
>pretty much snakes on a plane but Samuel Jackson grows his facial hair
>>706661409
Brilliant.
/thread
Jango un chained
Spell it right niggers, plot unchanged
>>706656888
dr ho
A japanese docotor gives rectal exams to dogs but he has a dark secret
The ever ending story, its one second long then credit
>>706656888
Ineption
A man suddenly finds himself to become more and more useless every time he goes to sleep
>>706657694
Something something..porn..guidos.
>>706657356
Starring Techno Viking!
Stan by Me
After our mutual friend's funeral, Stan won't leave me the hell alone.
>>706661724
i don't think you read the instructions carefully enough.
Buffy the Vampire Layer, the story of a "16" year old girl that fucks vampires
Point Brak
I don't see why the plot has to change.
The Inredibles
A group of oldfags hatch a plan to take down reddit so they're the only ones who can produce funny content on the internet.
Field of Reams
Epic story about a guy building a meeting spots for gay guys in a corn field. If you fuck them, they will come
Rainspotting
A drought has once again struck the African nation of Togo. We follow a gang of niggers as they rape, steal, and murder their way towards a rainy day.
Ha cock
>will smiths struggles to impress jada pinkett
>>706661434
Watch lion king and The Revenant or something
>>706658877
Nah man
Da Boot
35-40 year old beta get kicked out of their parents basements in this coming of age documentary.
>>706661918
Lolol
The Empire Trikes Back
Members of the galactic Empire ride their space tricycles back to their mommies
>>706656888
The Day the Earth Stood Till
It'll be fine aaany second, now...
>>706661866
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_(film)
Refer Madness
>much implying
Star Wars Revenge of the Sit
More fucking senate meetings
Ginger Naps
A red haired person is very sleepy indeed.
Finig Nemo
He was a renegade cop from the wrong side of the tracks.
He lives by his own rules and answers to nobody.
A youngster got away with speeding - now he has his revenge!
>>706657418
This
>lost
>>706657653
KEK'd
Mr. Doubtfire
A divorced man comes up with a clever plan to see his kids more often, only he idiotically forgets to dress up like an 80 year old nanny and is promptly arrested.
Close encounters of the third kid
>molestation accusations from the youngest shake a family to its core
Si City
Basin City is overrun by Mexicans. Enter Marv.
>Marv: "Is this Sin City?"
>Chiclets Kid: "Si, city..."
>Marv: "No you little asshole, is this SIN City?"
>Chiclets Kid: "Si, city..."
>Marv: "I'm going to gouge your fucking eyes out."
Big trouble in little chin
>>706662358
A leafy documentary
Talker
Bitch just won't shut up
eat
Crew of stoners rob pizza delivery boys of their pizza and take down scores from food trucks.
Schindlers lit
>Oscar party's with Hitler's as he does nothing wrong
P
City O'Men
An Irish feminist rants for 90 minutes.
3:10 to yum
>if breakfast and lunch are called brunch, what is dinner and lunch called?
Rave
Scottish girl trips on acid and hallucinates that her family turns into bears that maul each other.
Seed
Sandra Bullock must be rapidly pumped full of jizm, or else the bus explodes.
>>706658148
TopKek
The Pelican Brie
A man figures out a way to make soft cheese from a sea dwelling bird
Rank
Jason Statham must keep his adrenaline flowing constantly in order to not smell like shit.
Riceless
Gook moot runs out of rice and desperately tries to get to the nearest convenience store. He, of course, fails due to the bombing of Nagasaki.
