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violence in the workplace
>>706654035
I haven't watched it, but I've heard it's good
>>706653974
i like syrup
>>706654017
well hi there. how are you dude?
>>706654035
post arseeeeeeeeeeeeeee dude
>>706653875
They eat grass near eucalyptus trees which leak eucalyptus oil into the ground nearby and they stink because they process it.
>>706653706
What.
>>706653719
Fox sake.
>>706653874
Daredevil was cool
>>706653875
>>706654175
it's really good
>>706654205
>>706654142
>>706654193
so I didn't get the cold from kissing either
>>706654193
it smells good though. send me some sausage of it pls that woulnd ne kick ass
>>706654205
hm?
>>706654296
i cant eat that fake shite. fuck that stuff only the real for me. pour it on my waffles
>>706654381
I live in the land of real syrup. I'll get alot more than just syrup on your waffles
>>706654205
that sounds very british
>>706654429
like waht?
>>706654497
like a little pat of butter
Now I'm confused someone help the thread equilibrium is off.
>>706654545
i love butter ! i smear that shit all over my waffles
>>706654622
im confused too
>>706654296
Well get some sleep and get better.
>>706654381
>>706653875
eucalyptus oil does smell good but kangaroos don't.
>>706654732
WHY DINT THEY SMELL GOD THEN?
Goodnight, faggots.
>>706654622
Embrace my taint.
>>706654690
I always melt it on my pancakes and stuff
>>706654732
I will. I'll probably be hanging around for another half hour or so
>>706654810
nite nite homo
>>706654622
You is a confused person.
>>706654810
noooo dont gooooooooooo fuuuuuuk
>>706654817
pancakes are fucking good too. fucking buttery i love it
what does it mean when one nipple is stiff and the other is soft
>>706654934
Namesync plz
>>706654985
it means rub them
>>706655006
not everyone uses it.
>>706654690
>>706654846
We can be confused together.
>>706654810
Like, hug it?
>>706654985
It means you need a doctor
>>706654901
I haven't made pancakes in forever
>>706654985
it means that you gotta do something about him
Though I am grown
I'm living like a child now
I wait I want
Giving myself everything
Fearing the release
Keeping the peace.
>>706655047
That was more directed at me for forgetting to turn it on
>>706655058
horay!!!!!!!
why the fuck not!!?!
>>706655082
jamsQ
>>706655074
what
>>706654810
NIght Snarf
>>706654801
I already explained why, the kangaroo breaks it down inside them and they turn smelly!
>>706654817
Well i'm just doing the last of my leg day, so i'll be here for 15 or so mins.
>>706655108
Katten.
>>706655085
well ok then.
>>706655142
fucking kangaroooooos. punch them in ther dicks
>>706655159
suppp
>>706655237
Listening to Wye Oak and looking at this painting I'm working on.
>>706655141
I meant you need to do something to them to even them out
>>706655142
hows the workout going?
>>706655293
what painting? pictures?
>>706655237
They are too swole to punch!
And they're dick come out their asshole. it'd be too risky to punch there.
>>706655296
Just calfs to go.
>>706655296
they're both soft now
>>706655385
A new painting. No pictures of it or of the one I just finished last week either. There is also another small head sculpture I finished that I didn't photograph.
>>706655450
dude that sound kinky as fucking shit dude i would punch them so much
>>706655483
i would liek to see them some time if youre ok sharing them with me
>>706655450
I ordered some workout gear so I can start actually working out
>>706655461
crisis averted
>>706655552
They're emptying out almost completely. I don't know. They're just big vast empty canvases now.
>>706655692
you can show me the progress
literally fell asleep and dreamed of pastries for 8 hours what the fuck is wrong with my brain
donuts and muffins and cake, oh my
>>706655848
sounds pretty heavenly
>>706655058
Sure thing Yuki.
>>706655552
Nah don't they will kick you many meter away, maybe even gut you in the process.
>>706655596
Yeah what kind of gear?
>>706655890
Yeah but I don't HAVE any pastries
so waking up isn't that great
>>706655954
a workout mat, some resistance bands, and a pullup bar.
>>706655692
ur no fun
>>706655954
i can fucking hold my own against some fucking giant nigger rats. i will ficking tear their asses parat with my fists
>>706655999
fuck dude
>>706655450
This is one of my fav pics, just gonna bump in and say that real quick
>>706656138
Right? Literally just want to kill myself this sucks a fatty. Got no donuts but I've got a 9 finna get me some baked goods in heaven.
>>706655773
I never sow work in progress. The process is sacred.
>>706656105
I never claimed to be.
>>706656197
why did you ban me
were you mad I was taking up all your attention whoring time?
>>706656185
you should pick some up when the market open up.
>>706656197
ohh okay. i didnt knwo that sorry
>>706653414
I have to setup an sftp connection but I have to do it through the stupid support team and they are slow as hell. I'm struggling with them for 1 week now to do a 5 minute task.
Btw what is this furry shit?
>>706656258
it's 5 in the morning, nothing's open at all. I don't know if I can hold out for all that time.
>>706656240
No, I just find you to be tiresome and trite.
>>706656258
It's an act of worship, a private communion with God.
>>706656291
well shit. i guess wait until later and hope there are some left over
>>706656081
Nice start. the pull-up bar is going to be your best friend :)
>>706656138
Their ass are huge and full of muscle, it'll be a hell of a fight for you.
Well i'm doing, going to head home. Cyas
>>706656366
Killing myself is the more expedient decision here but fine.
>>706656389
yeah I'm doing mostly bodyweight excercises. see ya
Also you tried to kill Kaybe with a car. That is an unforgivable offense.
>>706656389
i am going to bed here anyway too byebeyyeb
>>706656402
wait to get pastries then kill self
wait when did AM try to kill kaybe
>>706656513
nite nite
>zac tried to murder kaybe
good god man shit is serious in these threads
>>706656513
yeah good plan later dude
>>706656336
>No, I just find you to be tiresome and trite.
this
Annoying fat child.
nini hon~
I don't remember, sometime earlier this year, I'll ask Kaybe when that was.
>>706656240
fite me
Also
Pence slaughtered Kaine
>>706656569
That is a very nice picture.
He's playing League right now, it may take a few minutes for him to get back to me.
Nibi, don't.
barry post more pictures of your jewgun
>>706656704
I did actually hear it was kind of a stomp.
>Hillary supporting cuck on my feed says kaine will be responsible if trump wins
>>706656788
Its a good watch
Pence was professional
Kaine was using all of the "Trump taxes" and "Trump Racist' lines he and Hillary memorised while interupting Pence like 70~ times during the debate
The moderator was complete garbage as well which didnt help
January 13th. I checked my phone, he texted me the night it happened. I got the text at about 9:30pm January 13th. It was a Wednesday.
>>706656837
I definitely didn't watch since I didn't think anyone would give a fuck about the veep debate, I'm sure some memester will make a highlit vid later
>>706656788
I only took that one, sry m8. I'll take more later, bf's sleeping right now and it's in the bedroom.
highlight
spelling
AM had kaybe with him when he drove into traffic proving he cant do a simple fucking thing like drive a car.
>>706656882
Well I pretty much summed it up so you're welcome
>>706656720
I wonder what it feels like to get your dick sucked. Though like katia says, why should I wonder? No one will suck my dick, everyone thinks im ugly.
Nibi, don't.
>>706656890
oh fine
man I fell asleep last night before I even had the opportunity to get drunk and now I'm awake and can't drink since I have class and work and also I'm really hungry but I think kalb al saghir will wake up if I go downstairs and I don't want to deal with her bullshit at all.
>>706656928
thanks amigo you're pretty cool and radical
Judgy
Why shoyldnt i die
>>706656965
Ignore Katia.
>>706657041
are you talking to me? Chaplain used to call me judge, back in antiquity.
>>706657078
But i am such
Antiquiry has come vack to haunt ye
Why are all you murifats awake anyway?
>>706657148
Oh dear.
You shouldn't die since then you'll leave the world with a negative kill ratio and that's just pathetic. Ship off to syria or go full ted bundy first.
>>706657192
I woke up at like 4:30 since I fell asleep really early
>>706657074
Katia is smarter than you thus he has more validated opinions, fuckhead.
>>706657207
>full ted bundy
I did consider stalking tge wife's new bullshit bae.
Tgats still on the table i suppose
>>706657192
>2016
>not having insomnia
Get with the times geamps
It's so easy to get your dick sucked that melee players use "get your dick sucked" as an insult
to be fair that's kind of a meme but hey
>>706657309
Oh yeah dude absolutely turn his life into a living hell.
Note to NSA, FBI, et al: I'm only advocating the commission of felonies ironically.
>>706657239
>katia is smarter than you
Now that's just blatantly wrong lol
Someone feed me. I'm hungry.
he is, he doesn't live in CA
>>706657413
Shut up, bitch. You dont get to make decisions or have opinions. Katia is higher up on the food chain than you.
You get the fucking scraps.
oh wait this is just nibbles incomprehensible ramblings hour cool beans
>>706657482
HAHAHA
>>706657487
Wrong again.
>>706657379
Buh hes all the way i. Seattle ir some shit
Its be easier to just dir
Shed like eirger as a birfday present anyway
tiny dog is awake already and yipping like a mad cunt
god DAMMIT
>>706657554
the state has a way of settling a thin veneer of retard on your brain
>>706657573
this post is borderline incomprehensible
I'm gonna head to sleep. night homos
>>706657628
Fuck yoi too
You want me to biug you anything bedor i dir
I got into a car accident with kaybe in the car, and now fool and david are fucks about it
>>706657628
Having lived in various states, along with the staunch rejection of regressive leftist beliefs, I am immune to Commifornia's subjugation. You know this.
>>706657554
Shut up
>>706657698
Translate the word "biug" first. But also kill your ex's man in the most grotesque way imaginable first.
>>706657718
nice driving queermo
>>706657718
Your fault fir sucjing cock while gea driving
>>706657718
that's pretty much what I assumed
>>706657783
I seem to recall you briefly endorsing gary "aleppo" johnson so I'm not so convinced.
>>706657790
BUY
SHIT
dismembered piece by pived over the coursd of a week it is
>>706657891
Well if you're dead set (teehee) on the whole dying thing anyway I guess I don't feel bad asking you to buy me a sword and/or another dragon dildo.
>>706657850
He's an isolationist and a libertarian, both of which are things I like. Nigga don't give a fuck about foreign leaders or cities in sandniggerville because he wants to fix things here before worrying about problems elsewhere.
>>706657789
Maybe later.
>>706657790
it was the other guys fault
probably
Yeah, but did you expect any different from us, AM?
>>706657983
Eat shit
>>706657983
He's not a libertarian by any meaningful definition of the word, he's literally just a candidate for the libertarian party. Fucker believes in subsidizing alternative energy and carbon tax, he's malleable on 2A and is so pro open borders you might as well give socal back to mexico tomorrow.
>>706658002
I'm sure your insurance agrees.
>>706658002
There are no probably's in insurance claims, AM.
>>706658059
Why?
>>706657974
>sword
No
>dd
Ok maybe
You just have to promis e me it has dismond dog colors and tge logo
>>706658122
I don't think they make metal gear themed dragon dildos
>>706658158
ORDER one in black/silver and PUT the logo on jt
>>706658112
>>706658108
what they dont know dont hurt em
>>706658108
But subsidizing alternative energy is a good thing. Not carbon tax, but alternative energy is good. I look at what he did for NM during his time in office and can only see good things.
>>706658221
NIGGA
>>706658215
deal.
>>706658221
oh dear
>>706658250
No, it's not. It's literally corporate welfare for noncompetitive products.
>>706657795
>290
I dont think you'd even be able to drive a car that fast, let alone a ute
>>706658112
Im getting tired of your shit.
>>706658282
Pick one fgt
And if its a large chcko or sometjing i swear
>>706657309
Saved.
>>706658250
>>706658282
nah I did all the stuff, the Rep never got back to us on it though, no increase in monthly cost either so I guess it went well????
>>706658307
rubs ur paws
Now, if he comes out with full support to NASA and private space programs, he'll have damn near 100% of my support.
>>706658282
It's a source for more jobs, and a way to somewhat slow down the inevitable death of Earth.
>>706658307
I love you.
>>706658386
A bit too crooked, but other than that it's nice.
>>706658386
That's interesting.
>>706658341
http://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceflared
medium/medium
>>706658496
Using taxpayer dollars to pay for nonviable industries does not create jobs per se it just shuffles them around, and climate change isn't nearly as catastrophic as the mythology you've been led to believe says it is.
>>706658614
Fuck that youre gettinh an xl flared
And if it aint nicknamed diamond horse i swee r to christ
>>706658614
>nonviable
>Tesla worth $12bil
>tens of millions of Prius', Leaf's, and other eletric cars being sold per year
>solar industries bringing more money than ever
>fusion capabilities just around the corner
okay
Also I didn't say climate change was catastrophic, I just said the death of Earth was inevitable, which it is. Climate change does play a role in it, just not a super huge one. However any effort to delay the inevitable is a good one imo.
>>706658796
>xl
Deal. Just for you I'll bring it to anime conventions while cosplaying revolver ocelot.
>>706658898
If an industry requires government subsidies to sustain itself it shouldn't be considered viable. If it doesn't require subsidies, then let it stand on its own.
And no I'd really rather my money not be taken to marginally delay theorized future catastrophe, maybe.
When 97% of the scientific community agrees that climate change is real, man made, and going to drastically alter the entire world in a matter of decades, you can't justifiably make the argument that it's just mythology. Next you're going to say that the jury is still out on the earth being round because there's the FES.
>>fusion capabilities just around the corner
I smell near-furuee bullshit
>>706659028
Gonna need an address big boy
>>706659042
It was made up so that america could justify a trade war against china
>>706659028
>XL
enjoy your ruined asshole, you cock gulping faggot
>>706659042
The 97% stat is fabricated, but in any case the predictions of the climate alarmists have fallen short with such hilarious consistency that they're no longer worth taking remotely seriously. I'd direct you here for context:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwviDPo4Rh4&t=3s
Climate change is objectively occurring and is very likely anthropogenic but it's not remotely catastrophic.
>>706659160
Do I have you on steam?
>>706659171
I will thanks zac
>>706659196
n..no problem
(let me watch pls)
>>706658386
>10/10 dick
>feminine body
My penis is confused.
>>706659224
you're always invited to participate.
>>706659196
I dont even have steam on this laptop
>>706659270
skype or email?
>>706659258
perfect count me in then
>>706659028
Subby, alt energy doesn't require gov subs to sustain itself. It already is sustaining itself quite well and has been for a long time. What harm is there in bolstering a field that will in the long term help us greatly as a species???
>>706659096
Just around the corner as in within a century. Which, in a grand scheme of things, is not far off. We're now able to suspend hydrogen plasma for longer than ever which is a gargantuan leap towards achieving fusion energy. Gotta look at the big picture.
>>706659309
That's a very cute picture. Albeit a little dangerous.
>>706659306
Either or
Logosloslobosgmail
Chaplainsama skup
fuck my voice is gone again
>>706659333
Because it requires taking my money to do it. Which is why johnson is not a libertarian by any definition of the word, and this is why california makes you stupid.
Also, I see no argument that alternative energy will help us greatly as a species. Short of nuclear energy (which would be doing brilliantly if it weren't overregulated), very little in the way of alternative energy is comparably efficient to fossil fuels, which we have far, far more of than we currently know what to do with.
>>706659326
Having a good tiiiiiiime
>>706659380
>>706659427
emailed
>>706659420
decidedly less cute, that one
>>706659636
is that a mounty
fucking canadian furry porn dude
>>706659589
>PA
gay
I get my nect cheque thursday si itll be placed theb
>>706659420
dangerous?
>>706659719
sweet deal fam I can't wait to have a comically massive dildo that I'll spend the next several years attempting to insert up my asshole.
>>706659760
wet floor, fast movement
Personally I don't really give a shit. Let's burn this whole fucking thing to the ground and give up. Launch all the nukes, kill everything and everyone.
>it's not remotely catastrophic
>there is no consensus
Literally this is incorrect.
Also here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWbgZJKZsIY
Bill Nye isn't just a television presenter, he's an actual scientist who works for Boeing, Cornell, and The Planetary Institute.
You and everyone who disagrees with climate change are complete and utter morons.
>>706659797
Ill try my best ri haunt in when u sie
>>706659447
Fission energy is horribly inefficient subby, thus the push towards fusion. Now bear in mind that "alternative energy" does not only describe forms powering cities and cars, it goes towards any form of energy used for any purpose that deviates from common methods such as fossil fuels, wind/water turbins, or fission reactors. The more research that goes into higher forms of energy not coming from simple fuel sources, and technology possible from said advancements, gets us closer to our ultimate goal: spreading across the universe like the dirty dirty plague that we are. I am a big picture man, when I think of investing I think 50 or more years down the line and how it'll benefit/hinder our species.
>>706659595
gross
>>706659760
>wet fur/surroundings
>tackle hug
>directly in front of shower with large narrow ridge
recipe for a couple of broken spines
>>706659839
Mechanical and chemical engineer would be the appropriate job titles but yes.
Interesting, I guess I didn't hit the copy button so I didn't copy the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtW2rrLHs08
This should be it.
>>706659797
I meant my pic was also dangerous
but amazingly hot
>>706659853
can I have that folder? ill trade you my 96 reaction images
and ill pay for the booze if we ever hang out
Hoping for extreme weather and environment degradation in the coming decades. I enjoy the thought of all those fucking people who took sex away from me starving to death.
His thing just says mechanical engineer, but science is science. I wouldn't call a botanist not a scientist.
>>706659699
Yeah. I love those uniforms.
>>706659839
You linked the wrong video. Bill Nye is an engineer, not a climatologist, so he's approximately as qualified as I am to pontificate on this particular issue, but it's all immaterial regardless since the entire history of climate science has been the supposition of terrible consequences for inaction, followed by the complete lack of terrible consequences when they were supposed to materialize. You have unreasonable faith in false prophets.
>>706659899
Looking forward to it.
>>706659941
At least don't lie and call yourself a libertarian if you're interesting in taking money for the purposes of intergalactic conquest, that's not really accurate by any extent.
>>706659957
yeah I've never had that happen before I swear
>>706660054
you also wouldn't call a botanist a physicist, I hope, they're different fields.
>>706659941
Fall under a bus, asshole.
>>706659957
No, I dont want booze.
>>706660102
I didn't say I was 100% libertarian. I'm not 100% of anything, I agree and disagree with many things from every corner.
>>706660207
I love you.
>>706660268
Making me angrier.
>>706660207
oh, well I do, so I guess ill pay for half, since I cant legally get it.
>>706660102
I wish it would happen to me, I mean what
>>706659945
the claim that antarctica is losing glacial mass is literally inaccurate, that's brought up in the video I linked. NASA found the opposite was true. They still can't account for the rise in water levels that was previously attributed to antarctica
also the end of this video is rambling pseudo-religious diktats on how to live your life more morally to prevent an anthropogenic effect that is overwhelmingly predicated on industry, this is actually faith thinking for god's sake
>>706660268
Regardless, your original justification for johnson was predicated on essentially a lie.
>>706660296
By trying to diffuse a tense situation? How does that work?
>>706660340
He, like me, has libertarian views on certain things and on others he doesn't.
Climatology is part of Physical Geography, which is an Earth Science. I'd make the argument that Bill Nye can be considered an expert in this field since he's a mechanical and apparently a chemical engineer. You on the other hand are a supporter of hokey garbage and already proven false bullshit.
It's not so much a rant on living your life morally, it's more this is what you can do to minimize your carbon footprint to help in some small way the slowing down of climate change.
>>706660435
Reminding me no one actually does. And you dont, thats something shared between people in person.
Again, personally, I don't give a fuck. I say we just get this shit show over with and destroy everything in one fell swoop. But I also believe in and support the truth, the truth being something you have a problem with.
>>706660561
Wait...how would he be an expert in the field of earth sciences by being a mechanical engineer? As a mech eng student I can tell you they don't teach us jack about earth sciences nor do any prospective jobs have anything to do with it other than maybe designing devices used by the earth science community.
>>706660654
I do though. Just because you don't know someone irl doesn't mean you can't love them, and there are many forms of love Nibi. I love all of my friends, quite dearly.
>>706660561
That's still a stretched appeal to authority, and he's still just wrong. I also never denied that climate change was real and man made. The consequences remain hilariously overblown, and the video you yourself linked contains objective factual inaccuracies. There's no credibility here.
I too am interested in the truth and the current fictitious consensus on climate change has created a 21st century cult that seems unable to let go of its apocalyptic diktats.
>>706660435
Then be marginally more honest about it. Anyway, here's a marginally more fluent objection to johnson's characterization as a libertarian.
http://www.redstate.com/diary/southernconstitutionalist/2016/05/28/gary-johnson-and-william-weld-are-fake-libertarians-miseducating-the-public/
>>706660761
>Just because you don't know someone irl doesn't mean you can't love them
Wrong idiot, pissing me off.
>>706660561
>>706660761
Not trying to be a cock, just wondering where the connection is because I don't see it. Enlighten me Fool-dono.
>>706660807
It's not wrong though, I do dearly love all my friends whether they be on the internet or otherwise. And regarding the type of love you're talking about, I met my bf online remember? Are you saying that him and I didn't love each other until we met in person almost a year after we met online? Because that most certainly isn't the case.
>>706660898
It was the case, you're too stupid to realize it, fuckhead.
