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Faces of /b/, rate thread

Let's make this interesting and state your profession as well

I'm a flooring guy
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You start a face rate thread and conceal 50% of your face you fucking sperg.
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>>706649127
Apparently flooring fucks are retarded faggots that can't tell the difference between red and blue
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>>706649281
My bandana is red fam
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>>706649410
The W means blue
Crip
Faggot
Not
Blood
Which is red because blood is red
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ITT: fake shit
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>>706649127
>Started same thread last night
>Posted actual pictures of typical nerdy 4chan user
>Still uses same OP photo
>Faggot
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I'm always hesitant to post my face on here. My profession is health related and content on the site could cast shade on me if anyone knew I come here
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>>706650012
Don't be a little pudgy, post your face buddy, just say someone else must have used your pic
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>>706650514
Pussy*
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Hello comrades
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I'm a hairstylist and dancer
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Another night, another thread i guess
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>>706649127
Even you know that hiding your face is your best side
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>>706651911
Oh yea i forgot my job.

Im just a subway worker
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>>706649127
OP N.N?
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>>706651953
Coming from you, that carries little weight
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>>706652377
Fuck you
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>>706652948
Ugh you look like a white version of my ugly ass ex bf.
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>>706653146
Proof? Really would like to see my mexican/black/whatever doppelganger
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>>706652948
I had to search for a bit but i found this pic. Though hes got more facial hair here.
Its the eyes and the smile that renind me i guess
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>>706651964
more
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>>706653827
I can see it. Thanks for searching for it.
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>>706650012
You're not a bad looking guy, but I see where you're coming from. I have the same issue. It could cause me to be seen as "unreputable".
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>>706653956
More? About my job? Lol
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>>706654337
that's a lot of make up.
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>>706654411
That's a lot of editing
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>>706652606
U started it stupid face!! >:P
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>>706654660
Oh shit! Shit just got real.
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>>706654411
Yea well i like makeup
>>706654651
Uh no...its makeup lol
Im just good at putting it on
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>>706651871
U a stripper?
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>>706654826
This is why girls are trash
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>>706654898
>boys call it "flase advertising"
>tricked by golden eyelids and burgundy lips

This is why boys are stupid
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>>706654826

the makeup looks silly, like ronald mcdonald

I think you look better without it.
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>>706655062
**false
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>>706651871
Show us your tits
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>>706654771
Straight goods nigga.
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Come back, Subway girl... You were beautiful.
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>>706655062
Im not even attracted to women, just feel sorry for cucks who dont know what they are getting
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>>706655068
Not really.

Yea well i enjoy having eyebrows so..


Also its not like i think i need it. I know im fine without it...just the literal act of applying makeup is fun as fuck
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>>706655196
I never left?
Im here you ding dong>>706654826
>>706654337
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>>706654270
Very nice.
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>>706654660
At least I'm not afraid to show my face,
You look like you failed a niggeroligy class and went full retard. Your going for the black native incest baby look.
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>>706655197
Like i said.
If theyre stupid enough to believe i have gold eyelids and purple lips then they deserved to be "tricked"
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>>706655100
Nobody would have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out
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I should go full gay and use makeup tbhf
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>>706655264
Yeah but you deleted some great pics. You're kinda beautiful though. With and without the makeup/
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>>706651911
boobs look so nice on this pic, more like this
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>>706655532
I didnt delete any pics

But thanks
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Prepared for the edge jokes.
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>>706655788
edgy
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>>706655667
Daaaaaayum...
I apologize. You're not 'kinda' anything, you're fucking gorgeous.
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poop emoji fags
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>>706654069
What do you do for a living qt3.14?
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>>706655667
Hey why'd you delete those pics??
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>>706656058
Oh, I work in the dairy department at a grocery store chain.
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>>706655667
MUH DICK
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>>706655788
Oh, for a living I work as gaming support for Sutherland
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this is how you all look. :)
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>>706655935
Awh thanks. Since everyone's being so nice, dubs decides what I do next ;)
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>>706649602
niggers be like... this color means something...
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Property managementfag here, how's your night /b/?
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>>706656242
Spread pussy go
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>>706655935
Thanks haha

>>706656089
What??? What pics are you talking about?
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>>706656269
Go
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>>706656243
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>>706656280
Go
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>>706656200
That thing is oddly cute. In a weird fucking way though.
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>>706656242
Yea thats not me saying that lol

Get dubs all you want...i wont do shit lol
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neet
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>>706656269
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>>706655370
Is your name Eugene Swiggs
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>>706656360
post butte
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>>706655323
It's ology not oligy you dumb cunt and you insult like a shitskin. I feel inclined to respond in turn

Fuck to your mother, shitbitch!!
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>>706656313


yea like every creature in this thread!! :D
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>>706656440
rather not
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>>706656242
Roll for spread butt cheeks
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>>706656485
Hey, we will take it.
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>>706656485
Thanks =)
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R8?
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>>706656554
Once again...not me who said that.
Lol dubs aint getting anything.

I dont post any nude photos nor do i take requests
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>>706656477
Wanna suck the throat yogurt from my snot stick?
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>>706656394
Who
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>>706656696
No thanks
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o shit waddup
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>>706656477
>shit bitch
What are you 12
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>>706656881
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>>706649127
>>706649734
>>706651871
>>706651911
>>706652606
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>>706653827
>>706654069
>>706655370
>>706655788
>>706656257
>>706656360
>>706656683
Holy fuck you are all ugly as fuck. If i looked like any of you i would pit a bullet in my head while jumping into a river.
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>>706656695
Fuck dubs, just keep the amazing coming.
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>>706656999
Might as well do it anyway, your life is meaningless.
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>>706656999
Put*
I'm ugly but I got a big dick.
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>>706656795
this guy: >>706655370
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>>706656999
Nice trips but I know you're lying because you tagged me there
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>>706657038
Go be a virgin somewhere else faggot
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>>706649127
You look like a nigger wannabe. How old are you, 16?
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>>706656966
2011 memes? Yeah no go back to 9gag you faggot
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>>706657038
Well i gotta admit its sort of repetitive from here lol
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>>706656862
you literally look like a woman in the thumbnail
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>>706657134
Virgin as fuck
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>>706649127
I'm a writer. I'm coming here to research my next project. You guys are fucked up!
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>>706656999
I'll have you know someone literally just asked me to post butte like 16 minutes ago but I declined, so...
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>>706654069
Howdy, princess. How old are you?
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>>706657200
Fine. Is this one better?
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rate my curtains /b/
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>>706654826
If you had eyebrows, you'd look better without makeup
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>>706657190
22, couldn't be a floorfag if I was still in school, not really a job you can part time evenings and weekends
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>>706657350
Well not having eyebrows wasnt a choice i made myself.
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>>706657216
You're SAF but what would I know? According to one Anon, I'm a virgin AND a faggot. Because that's how that works.
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Neet and about to an hero
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>>706657501
Don't listen to fuckbois
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>>706656132
Do you enjoy your job?
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>>706657571
See this guy knows his place
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>>706657615
Don't listen to white knights either
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>>706657216
Let's see that ass baby!!
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>>706657501
Your eyebrows fled the carnage?
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>>706657703
This. Rerolling for spread butt cheeks
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>>706657699
Don't listen to anyone, exactly. Listen to yourself.>>706657501
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>>706657801
I want to see her asshole, preferably with something in it
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>>706657588
Not a bad looking guy, start up a thread about becoming an hero like everyone else does kek
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>>706657703
Nope. Dont post shit like that.

>>706657780
I have alopecia
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>>706657900
Checked. Let's see something in that ass
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Tfw no r8...
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Unemployed. Artist trying to find herself. Lol
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>>706658010
Which one are you?
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>>706657956
>I have alopecia

That's no reason you can't show us your ass darling =)
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>>706658081
Blog?
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>>706658081
ge a fucking job millenial faggo
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>>706658081
Fan of the eyes.
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>>706658124
Don't have one ._.
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>>706658210
Thank you!
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>>706658195
No.
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>>706658081
Even though your parents are heavily disappointed in you, it's clear that you enjoy their money
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>>706658081
Can you sing while sucking cock, love?
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38, Im a crane operator
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>>706658305
Shave your head, keep the beard
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>>706658278
I don't live with my parents. They're not rich hahahaha I used to be a nurse and payed their rent for them. But they wanted me to go enjoy life. Don't know what to do
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>>706658305
What's the pay like? I hear you guys make a mint
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>>706658121
Not showing ass.
You can keep repeating it all day...dont matter
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>>706658424
I'd say get something stable until you plan on branching out to your niche.
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>>706658277
nah of course not, i mean, why contribute to society eh, just bum around like a complete fucking loser, because "i'm finding myself guyz" most people who arent spoiled wastes of space find themselves working to make a living instead of mooching of there parents when they are clearly old enough to have made something of themselves.

kys
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So, obvious flaws are the pimple and lazy eye.
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>>706658298
No but I can love cock while singing
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>>706658596
And the pubic beard and the gay haircut and the ayy lmao head
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R8?
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>>706658596
Sorry, I'm a logistics team member
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>>706658532
I have an etsy store and sell stuff I make. Currently researching affiliate marketing, house flipping, and other streams of income. Just waiting for the holidays to end to start everything ._.
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>>706658425
Pay is good, plenty of hours tho. Been doing it for 15 years and still find it fun to do.
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>>706658231
You should get one. Great for exposure.
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>>706658661
Awesome. Can we see your ass, dear?
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>>706658701
What's up OP?
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>>706652948
Forgot profession.

Security, fitness trainer and hockey coach.
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>>706658702
What does that job entail?
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>>706658568
Lol what crawled up your ass and died? You don't know me enough to make such assumptions.
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>>706658741
Well good luck with all that
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>>706658756
Will do. What's a good site to start one on?
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>>706658891
your a total cliche, thats whats up, face it, your a leech
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>>706658875
Unloading trucks full of merchandise to be put on shelves or into storage.
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>>706658979
How am I a leech if I'm not leeching off of anyone? I bring in money from my art and other work I pick up here and there. What do you do that's so great Captain America?
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>>706658979
He's right you know
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>>706658411
Hey thanks anon
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>>706657049
Everyone knows life is meaningless you stupid fucking edge lord. It's not a secret. >>706657117
Trips dont lie. You're ugly deal with it.
>>706657267
Yeah you probably asked yourself for butt pictures because you wernt getting replies, because you and 95% of the other people in this thread are fucked in the face.

Look I'm not trying to be mean but people in your lives are not telling you this, you're ugly as fuck. All of your egos are way out of check. You're all welcome.
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>>706659078
So in other words you're an escort? Sweet. Now show some tits
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>>706658966
Deviantart. Instagram. Tumblr. To name a few. Maybe get a channel on Twitch to give how-to-draw tutorials. Personally, I use DeviantArt. Best IMHO.
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>>706659057
Is the pay any good?
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>>706658081
Also an unemployed artist.
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>>706659078
i work 6 days a week 12 hour shifts as a fisherman, all of my family work hard. you obviously dont bring in much money from your "art" or youd call yourself an artist, not unemployed. seriously, your heads literally up your ass. why quit to be an artist when you could easily work and do art in your spare time. your a fucking bum, as a millenial you think that finding yourself is a noble cause, its not, your being a burden on somebody else because you refuse to work just because its not a fancy enough and interestign lifestyle. the only person who things what your doign is important is you, your just a fuckign bum
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>>706659287
Doesn't matter. Some would rather be homeless and happy doing what they do instead of miserable with a big house.
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>>706659281
Above minimum wage by a a bit. 10.50 start for me. It has fluctuating hours and can be during early a.m... so if it is, you get an extra dollar per hour making it 11.50 start
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>>706659146
Nah I know I'm easy on the eyes, you can't fool me. Why are you so jaded? You get rejected by your crush kiddo?
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>>706659277
Wow. Thank you! I never had any luck with DA :/ >>706659287
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>>706659375
but your not homeless, your leechign of someone, being a burden just to make yourself happy. youve thought "hmm, i hate working, obviously i'm not supposed to work and am meant for better things"

News flash, everyone hates working, but most arent self entitled losers and work anyway because thats the responsible thing to do.
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>>706659458
There's a lot of avenues. Commisioned drawings, working with tattoo artists, painters and so on.
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>>706659458
:/ It's a shame. What kind of art do you do? I could help you set up a page and get some likes and stuff. I don't do much other than traditional drawings and paintings these days but some I can make around $250 per comission.
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>>706659287
Well I'm sorry that I'm not doing something that is acceptable to you. I worked hard in the past. And made the same amount of money I make now. And I didn't choose to do what I did because it's not a "fancy lifestyle." I did it because I want to study and make more money in the field I wanna work in. Instead of working in a dead end job for the rest of my life.
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>>706659282
Er forgot pic
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>>706649127
You look like a fucking faggot.

And to everyone:
Face rate threads are fucking ego stroking fag-fests. You understand what anonymous means right?
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Working as a manager on a tourist catamaran.
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>>706659657
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>>706659657
forget them. what's your medium? I make sculptures and stuff.
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>>706659652
Oh awesome! I do traditional and digital. >>706659561
I actually just started training with my tattoo friend:)
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you've obviously never been homeless then retard LMAO you're just a live at home wannabe artist trying to justify your autistic lifestyle on 4chan
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>>706659700
Post tits or go back to tumblr
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>>706659822
When I was painting masks, my friend would do the drawings. For a good artist, they can usually skim 40% or higher and we both would make around 300 each for a single helmet. There are tons of options for artists, just have to find suitable ways.
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>>706659407
Not bad, I used to be a shipper/receiver at a lumber yard, I made minimum wage but it was by far my favourite job. All my coworkers were really great people, even my boss was a nice enough guy. Are your coworkers pretty laid back in a place like that?
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>>706659868
>>706659919
Settle down kids. I don't even do the same kind of art.
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>>706659745
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>>706659951
Nice! And yeah. Gotta shove my art dick everywhere atm xD
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>>706659146
>Everyone knows life is meaningless you stupid fucking edge lord. It's not a secret.
>If i looked like any of you i would pit a bullet in my head while jumping into a river.
>you and 95% of the other people in this thread are fucked in the face.

>Look I'm not trying to be mean but
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>>706659995
Is it the art of deception via trolling?
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>>706659146
>All of your egos are way out of check.
for simply posting our faces in a thread about posting faces? wow, what egos we have
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I go to college and work in an orchestra for young fags were here from 18 to 21 I get paid 1000 euros per concert we have 5 to 8 concerts per month
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>>706659811
That's so cool! I like acrylics and just traditional. Dabbling in oil paints atm.
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>>706660103
Quit sucking each other's molded clay cocks
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>>706659146
>projecting this hard
>ever
well SOMEONE's insecure, eh? at least I was brave enough to show my ugly ass-face to the world.
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>>706660103
What do you do most? Scenery, characters, cartoonish. Etc?
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>>706659146
Since you're the supermodel here, why don't you show us all how godly your face is?
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>>706659146
>posting gandhi
>posting life is meaningless nonsense
>not realizing his own post is egotastic too since he is trying to appear superior
>
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>>706660177
Are you new? This is what's wrong with /b/. It defeats the whole concept behind anonymity. This bullshit belongs on /soc/ anyways
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>>706659146
edgy
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>>706655329
Imagine I had painted makeup on the Mona Lisa, showed it to someone who had never seen it before, and asked for their thoughts on the painting, to which they replied "Well it looks nice, but I can't quite tell what her face looks like because her lips and eyes have an unnatural discolouration to them". Then I reply "well don't be stupid, her lips aren't actually blue are you that fucking dense mate?" Would that actually change the fact that he still can't see what the Mona Lisa looks like without unnecessary clown paint?
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>>706649127
criminal/10
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>>706655220
Who is she anyway
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>>706660297
Mostly characters, portraits, and objects.
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>>706660380
why would /soc/ even exist if 4chan was so hellbent on making sure nobody willingly identifies themselves?

[spoiler]it's because 4chan is about the OPTION of anonymity[/spoiler]
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Well, I'm sure you can figure out my job.
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>>706660510
This. If they didn't want people to be able to identify themselves, they'd just start banning people for starting threads like these and /soc/ wouldn't be here
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>>706660380
GUYS LOOK HOW MUCH OLDFAG I AM
LE I MISS 2007 B
GUYS HE'S NEW RIGHT GUYS
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GUYS LETS POINT AND LAUGH RITE???
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>>706660449
Who am i??? What?
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>>706659146
>obvious, obvious bait
>basically next to a billboard that says, "THIS PARTICULAR BIT OF MEDIA WAS CONSTRUCTED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GARNERING NEGATIVE ATTENTION. DO NOT REACT."
>people still react anyway
Come on now.
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>>706660510
Didn't say 4chan. I specified /b/, therefore your argument is invalid. /Soc/ is for faggots who want to go seek attention instead of taking up space on here. Why does /soc/ exist? Go there and feed your ego.
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>>706649127
Are you that British-Chinese gangsta wannabe, Trevor Yau?
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>>706660851
Hi. I'm your competition, & whether you like it or not, you're being compared to me and guys like me. I don't have noticeable flaws, emotional hangups, or needy tendencies. When I get blown out, I feel sorry for what she doesn't know she is missing. When I close, it's expected, and when I'm gone, women play dj scribbles while they're thinking of me.

While you are playing video games, I am lifting. While you're picking out your outfit, I'm doing crunches so I can take my clothes off. While you're at your job, I'm at my career. While you're hanging in your parents basement, I'm paying off my mortgage. While you're questioning whether or not she likes you, I've already found out. When you're pining over the one that got away, I'm making her laugh and horny but walking away because she's not that interesting. While you're pissing around on the internet, I'm emailing, texting and calling all the women you're too much of a pussy to try and attract.

And the worst part is, you probably hold women in higher regard than I do, and treat them with more respect, care, and kindness than I ever have. Do you hate me? You should, because I'm the guy she wishes your text was from. I'm the guy that makes you feel 2 inches tall, I'm the reason that women have their emotions guarded, and I'm the guy you'd punch out if you weren't such a little bitch...

If you can't find enough motivation to change your life just by thinking about all the beautiful ladies you don't know yet, you can find that motivation by thinking about me, blowing it on the love of your life's face, then not calling her. You've got to be better, work harder, and do more to be her hero.

Or you can just skip your workout today, stay home tonight and jerk off. Please do, because that makes it so much easier for me and all the other assholes like me that are doing what needs done to impress the fairer sex.
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>>706651032
Jared? How's the kids?
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>>706660656
Hilarious. Did you have to use both brain cells to string together that semi coherent nonsense?
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>>706660959
Hilarious. Did you have to use both brain cells to string together that original insult?
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>>706660440
What im saying is if a guy sees a girl whos clearly wearing makeup he should he prepared to know thats not what shes gonna look like 24/7.

I wore makeup all the time when i first met my bf and as time when in it was like i just slowly put on less and less till i was basically nude. He said i looked cute with no makeup sp after that i felt cozy as fuck not wearing it.
Im a makeup addict but now i only wear it on the weekends if i know we plan to go out.
I still always wear eyebrows though..fucl that...i still wanna look human
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>>706660851
>resorting to semantics
Alright, I guess my work is done here.
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GUYS
GUYS THIS GUY IS DUMB RITE GUYS
GUYS LOOK HOW SMAHT I AM BECAUSE SENTENCES
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GUYS PLEASE
GUYS I'M SMART AND ALSO NOT UGLY
GUYS LOOK HOW UGLY THESE PEOPLE ARE
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>>706660588
Checked, and nice looking couple. Thank you for your service.
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>>706661159
>GUYS
>GUYS THIS GUY IS DUMB RITE GUYS
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>GUYS I'M SMART AND ALSO NOT UGLY
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>>706661159
GUYS
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GUYS THAT WAS DIRECTED AT >>706660959
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>>706661250
Now I feel bad for insulting a 12 year old. Go cry to mommy and daddy
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>>706660909
Back to rebbit you fucking faggot with old, stale copy pasta.
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>>706659146
Fuck you, motherfucker. You a ho-ass nigga. I don't know why you tryin' to go big, nigga, you ain't shit. Walkin' around like you God's gift to Earth; nigga, you ain't shit. You ain't even buy me no outfit for the 4th! I need that Brazilian, wavy, 28-inch! You playin! I shouldn't be fuckin' with you anyway -- I need a baller-ass, boss-ass nigga. You'se a off-brand-ass nigga, errybody know it, yo homies know it...everybody fuckin' know it. Fuck you, nigga, don't call me no more. You won't know; you gon' lose on a good bitch. My other nigga is on. You off. What the fuck is really going on?
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Manger....like the one Jesus was born in?
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>>706661377
GUYS
GUYS LOOK HOW UNDERAGE HE IS HAHAHAHHAA
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GUYS I'M DEFINITELY OVER 18 RITE GUYS
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G-GUYS I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 1991
NORMIES LEAVES RITE GUYS?
GUYS I'M AN OLFAG
P-PLEASE BELIEVE ME GUYS
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>>706660380
Still anonymous though so I don't see your point
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>>706649127
Your profession is Nigger Lover
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It’s almost COCKtober u know what that means Dick sucking awareness month️ time to remind all that love that dick Christopher CUMlumbus day is arriving! Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum 2️ America️️️️ in search of new dicks to suck THOT-O-WEEN is upon us become the tru thot queen!! BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN! back is the spookiest slut on the block!!!! you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼‼ if u don't send this to other thots you will get NO DICK this Halloween Spread awareness of this joyous occasion by sending this to 10 of ur closest hoes! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back: THICC DICC QUEEN ‼️ Get 5️⃣ back: u gettin the succ tonite Get 0️⃣ back: no succ for u
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>>706661564
Fucker got myrrh and everything.
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>>706661647
4chan doesn't show emojis anymore, doofus.
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>>706660959
He's right though faggot
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>>706661564
Haha yeah something like it.. manager*
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>>706661571
Hilarious. Did you have to use both brain cells to string together that semi coherent nonsense?
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Hilarious. Did you have to use both brain cells to string together that semi coherent nonsense
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>>706661821
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>>706661571
Hilarious. Did you have to use both brain cells to string together that semi coherent nonsens
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>>706661890
GUYS I'M SMARTER THAN HIM RITE
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>>706661911
Hilarious. Did you have to use both brain cells to string together that semi coherent nonsense?
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Cell phone sales and tech. Used to run 6 stores as assistant regional manager/purchaser/solutions specialist. Degree in business and HRM.

Father of five, married for 14 years, just bought a house. Guess my take home.
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Too old.
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Hilarious. Did you have to use both brain cells to string together that semi coherent nonsense??
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Hilarious. Did you have to use both brain cells to string together that semi coherent nonsense???
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Hilarious. Did you have to use both brain cells to string together that semi coherent nonsense????
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I can't see your face tho
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>>706649127
I work in a Kindergarten
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Better get a ladder
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>>706662749
is that because you are a paedophile?
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>>706661571
What happened to you newfag?
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what happened to the guys bit? It was actually entertaining
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So..many...stairs
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WTF happened to /b/ , when I start lurking here in 2007 was full of oldfag and was pretty better . What's the average of the age here ? 17? I'm getting too fucking old for this young assholes , get back to school motherfucker and get a fucking life. I miss my old not good /b/,now is like an unpopular Facebook. Screw you guys , I'm leaving all this shit
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>>706663649
Gtfo, cucklord.
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Rate me /b/ros
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Insert generic newfag nonsense
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No, because kids tend to like me and it's very easy
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Remember little bitch, you have no place on here except for showing us tits. What ever you say , we don't care. How ever you feel , we don't care. You could be wanting to commit suicide, we would say show tits then you can kill yourself. I hate these fucking bitches who come to /b/ thinking their going to be bug shit.
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You spotted a faggot! You're awesome bro, you tell em
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was good till I read bug. Kek. True though these hoes ain't loyal
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Being a cuck? Letting your wife fuck other men while deployed? Kek.
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>>706664150
They're derailing a shit thread. This shit belongs in /soc/. They're doing us a favor.
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Ayy I got a lazy eye too, cover up your good eye for awhile and it will make the lazy eye stronger.
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>>706657956
Um? You did have it or you dont? My gf has alopecia and the bitch was bald for almost 8 months. Now she has a badass Mohawk.
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>>706664290
I said that earlier. Whole reason for derailing, the desu kid just took the bait
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>>706664038
Look like the stanford rapist guy.
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>>706664729
You have a really cute nose. Let me fuck a nostril
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>>706664644
No way, I'm better looking than brock, he looks kinda like me with some features of the kid from the cover of MAD magazine.
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>I look bet-
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>>706664570
Why'd you stop spamming kid?
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