what is the cutest thing a girl can do?
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what is the cutest thing a girl can do?
My wife does some pretty cute Asian shit that anyone not Asian looks autistic and cringey doing
love you in sickness, in poverty, give you love everyday and want to have two beautiful children, a house, maybe a dog, and be loyal until both die
>>706642455
/thread
>>706642125
Read non-romance books.
Rules for Radicals.
Kingkiller Chronicles.
Mein Kampf.
Anything not romance.
have a dick
>>706642125
When they actually do something practical like a human being and not because they're females.
>>706642455
like you might convince her to give birth to a child maybe two but there is no way any woman is going to have a dog or a house man, a house!? that doesnt even sound physically possibru.
Give you a bj where she constantly looks to you for approval, swallows, and smiles, then asks "did I do a good job daddy?"
Maybe not the cutest but I'm just throwing things out there.
>>706642455
Cutest thing I have had a girl do was when I was fingering her while we were making out. she was trying so hard to kiss me, but when she started to cum, she could only let out a whimper, one it passed, she goes back to making out even harder.
man I get hard every time I think of this...
>>706642125
get out of my way
sends postcards, leaves bed sheets all wet, calls in the middle of the day to have lunch with me, gets off by blowing me, buys lingerie, swallows, cares about me, loves me. im blessed!
>>706642455
Funnily enough most guys i know could accomplish this in no time where as 98% of the girls i know could hardly accomplish more than one of those things.
>>706642125
Put a Fuckin sheet on that mattress for starters
>>706642125
have a vagina and not a feminine penis
>>706642125
Have a dick
>>706642837
Ya nailed it
shut the fuck up
>>706642125
clean her God DAMN FEET
Perk up in excitement from something I say or do
>>706642125
Not be a total cunt.
>>706642125
have a penis.
>>706643778
that was originally purported to be a legit early gangster, but no proof could ever be given, and it was therefore surmised to be an image digitally manipulated with Photoshop software, due to the image composition and artifacting even in the tri dimensional perspective formulae and the one you refer to as your mum will perish during her slumber if you do not say yo holmes to bel aire. that is my thoughts on the subject tbh fam 100.
Everyday I come home and I have said the same fucking stories for years but she still laughs and talks with me like shes never heard them before.
vomit lovingly.
>>706643489
Sounds like your surround yourself with intelligent men but choose to expose yourself to really shitty women. Improve yourself
>>706642125
>what is the cutest thing a girl can do?
suck her own penis
>>706642125
Reject a faggot like you.
Never get tired of me
>>706644793
Thats not a gril you retard...
>>706642125
>rapunkkzel
My nigga.
>>706642125
Kill some Jews for you.
she can cuck my shit up
kill herself
>>706642125
Host the same fucking thread every day.
>>706645306
welcome to 4chan newfriend
>>706644421
If this was a YLYL I wouldve lost it right here
>>706645306
>>706645398
negrolibrium.
>>706642125
post more orgasm videos
>>706645810
>2016
>not recognizing classic japanese vomit internet cinema
>ishiggydiggy
>>706642125
be born with a feminine dick
>>706642455
2 kids?? o_O, do you want us to go extinct. you need at least 2,3 to sustain a population, Western (whites) the foundation of civilization an intellect goes so low as 1,6.
This is far below replacement rates.
PLs stfu slomo.
>>706645095
found the nigger
>>706642125
drop her panties and show me her butt all "on accident"
yeep
>>706642455
Drain my balls and keep my belly full
>>706642125
>>706642758
>Hugh Mungus
>>706644395
>>706642455
Yeah this would be pretty good
>>706642125
If the girls cute, anything she does is cute.
Suffer is by far the cutest
>>706642125
she can put her feminine penis in my ass
>>706644557
MODS PLEASE AM I GOING TO DIE. I WAS CURIOUS ON WHAT THIS WAS OMG THE COPS ARE COMING
Wiggle her toes in socks get my stiffy stiff
>>706644395
Jokes on you my mother is dead
>>706649398
>samefag attempting to b8
Women are good for cooking, cleaning, fucking and child rearing. After that, it is a fraud of their gender.
Look you in the eye during a blowjob, especially during climax
Her being the one to hold your hand or arm while somewhere like the mall or something
Making a surprised squeek when she gets her ass smacked
>>706649547
Why?
I mean, I met a woman who's good at doing math! And another woman who has a good memory! And another who could play the guitar!
Give 'em a chance, they can do other stuff sometimes!
>>706642455
Don't we all want that? But reality strikes. Women are all opportunists and they operate based mostly on instincts, meaning emotional whims that even they themselves do not understand and try to justify most of the times, in order to select the best mates, though it's no faults of their own.
>>706642125
Crouch low and drop a massive period clot in my mouth.
>>706649863
Yikes, made me shudder
>>706649764
>I mean, I met a woman who's good at doing math! And another woman who has a good memory! And another who could play the guitar!
>Give 'em a chance, they can do other stuff sometimes!
As long as they cook, clean, fuck and have children. Then they can do those hobbies.
cry and beg me to stop while I force my dick in her
Beg for you to cum inside her.,.,,
>>706642125
Have a penis
>>706642610
>>706643592
>>706643605
>>706643996
>>706644793
>>706646352
>>706651132
its almost like we are on /b/ or something...
>>706649534
not samefagging, don't click it. its cp
>>706642125
Not be a bitch
>>706651012
actually this
sit beside her in the back seat of a car, she rests her head in your shoulder and grabs your hand.
she notices it is cold, so she takes your stamen hat and covers your hands with it.
next she uses her breath and the hat to warm your hands
damn, it hurts me just to remember how warm i did get in that moment
not my hands, my heart...
>>706652265
im crying
>>706644395
Good shit
>>706642455
Behold perfection: https://youtu.be/LUEkAvU79c8?t=8m45s
>>706642125
Sauce?
showing you her butthole is always pretty cute
>>706652576
Man, once HE started talking I got all depressed.
Thanks, asshole.
cosplay for you
She can...
Grow a pair and MGTOW.
>>706653153
My bad.
and I just realized it's with spanish subtitles.
>>706647187
h-hi. I'm Jeanie, the snake meme.
>>706642125
Source please?
>>706642125
Look into your eyes and start to cry because she is so happy to be with you.
>>706653842
Just fucking kill yourself.
>>706644395
Nigger
>>706654038
>I'm bitter because a girl will never do that with me, so I'll tell him to end his own life
>>706654472
> pretending it happened to you
Stop watching rom-coms and go to sleep you autist
>>706642125
sauce on that
>>706643489
lol, no most guys are not loyal at all. men cheat on their partners more often than women. pull your head out of your ass anon and look around at the real world
>>706649816
>implying you aren't
>>706644970
shes my favorite thing
giving me all her money is a good start...
>>706647726
that webm hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg
>>706647726
And then she comes up for the kiss
>>706643340
Same
>>706642125
Sauce plssssssss
>>706642455
more realisticly:
leave you in sickness, in poverty, give you nothing everyday and want to have spending money, a house, maybe a dog, and for you to be loyal until you die and she repeats the cycle
When she finds out you are ticklish and it makes her giggle as much as you when she tickles you...
>>706642125
>>706642125
>>706642125
>>706642125
>>706642125
found the sauce
here with sound
https://eroshare.com/do5qmlnh
and here her imgur http://imgur.com/a/RPEjh
>>706643489
Funnily enough, no-one i know could accomplish this.
>>706643592
10/10
>>706657454
good job anon
>>706649816
>feminazi tries to justify cheating
End yourself.
>>706649816
>all opportunists and they operate based mostly on instincts, meaning emotional whims that even they themselves do not understand and try to justify most of the times, in order to select the best mates, though it's no faults of their own.
All life ever.
Fact. The concious brain can only handle around 2,000 bits of information a second, the subconscious can handle upwards of 2 billion a second. This is regardless of gender.
>>706656298
http://www.popsci.com/do-men-have-hormonal-cycles
>>706654700
>sperg out at someone answering OP
>call anon an autist because he called you out
>sperg out some more
It's like calling people autists is an automatic defense mechanism to stop people from focusing on your own autism
>>706643340
Only happened once, but damn did it feel awesome.
>>706658048
Not once has the term autism or autistic been used correctly on /b/
>>706643667
All thats cool except the daddy part, i hate that shit... bitch calls me daddy im kickin her out the bed.
Enjoy guys!
https://www.picsgonewild.com/album/OL906
>>706642125
Shut up until we get to my special place where I can shoot her behind the ear and put her in the well with the others.
>>706647726
when's someone gonna find the sauce of that? I mean there must be at least ONE person on this stupid board that has seen the original.
>>706649398
nice try mr fbi
>>706647726
>>706658722
Princess leia from clips4sale.
>>706642125
Cook
>>706642125
Share her feelings with me and listen to mine
>>706661111
>TRIPQUADS
>>706642125
fall asleep while cuddling up with you
>>706644557
do these codes work in ebay ?
ye i know that's probably fbi click bate so i'm not typing that into google, but just curious
>>706648375
pretty much this. sadly it works the other way around too...
>>706655037
Nahh. The statistics are pretty similar. Women are just more smooth about shit, better liars and play you more. Evolution has made them adapt better to their surroundings. They are usually master liars and manipulators and they can play that game in the long run.
Women even make a difference between breeding and fatherhood. 12% of all children are wrongly fathered. The numbers will probably stack up now that half of the U.S seems to be loving this cuckold bullshit.
A loyal and loving women really isn't a dime a dozen these days and never has been really. But then again we are just simple animals with an elevated brain in a cesspool of hormones to breed offsprings.
>>706642257
kill yourself you are the worst thing possible you white race traitor
>>706646104
>>706652265
< 2016 - still wearing a stamen hat
>>706661422
Well everything I've ever read says men lie more often than women. I've also read research that claims the more intelligent you are, the more you lie (although I think this research was done on kids)
I know I lie a lot myself, and so do all my mates.
>>706642125
It would be nice if she didn't cry during rape
>>706643592
Uhhh her feet are switched....
>>706661872
Read a book called The Red Queen by Matt Ridley.
Be prepared to hate the world.
>>706644395
you twat now i'll have to fap to some big tit porn
>>706662146
More than I do already?
Ok I'll check it out anon :)
>>706662350
Yeah I promise you man. It's an amazing book written about how biology and sex are the root of our society. It's shit to accept reality but if you like this kind of stuff you'll be thinking about it for years.
>>706644395
Yo holmes to bel aire
>>706642125
Have a really feminine penis.
>>706642692
>>706643983
my niggas
the laundry
>>706662805
sauce
>>706644395
yo holmes to bel aire
well played
>>706642125
Smile.
>>706642125
Bump
>>706663164
Found it. Elena "Come Close" for X-Art
>>706644395
What
>>706642692
Perhaps you should give into your latent homosexuality.
>>706646524
That graphic is retarted. The only way they could get it to work was to group the hispanucs with middle easters. Retarted
>>706642610
Agreed
>>706663752
YIKES!
>>706642125
sucking your dick
>>706642125
Anal
>>706661751
SAUCE
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAUCE
>>706642125
Be this girl
Take nude selfies while pretending she doesn't want to
>>706665320
got any more?
>>706665037
That girl is the epitome of average.
A more normal girl has never existed.
She isnt pretty, or ugly. She isnt sexy, or a turn off. She isnt fat, and she isnt thin.
>>706666620
Looks hot to me anon
>>706666620
She actually is fat
>>706643296
Fuck off tumblr fag
>>706642125
dress me up like her little catgirl and pet my fluffy hair. I also like when they act feminine and innocent.
>inb4 faggot don't judge me nigger
>>706667234
Found the porn addict that never fucks anyone.
>>706667234
That girl is not fat
>>706667399
Justneckbeardthings
>>706642125
Not tell her parents
>>706658589
I know that place, are you for real? Should I go there with a shovel and start digging?
>>706667597
i don't grow a beard because I look like shit with it (nasty fluffy ginger patched beard). But on the inside, I am a neckbeard as I even use Linux since 2010 and watch anime. Fite me!
>>706642125
Smile at you while deepthroating your cock to the hilt.
>>706642125
fart puppies
>>706642125
Fart with a butt plug inside her.
>>706667919
>But on the inside, I am a neckbeard
>Linux
> anime
No sir, you are a hipster not a kneckbeard
>>706642125
Ride a BBC in our marital bed when I watch from the closet
>>706667466
Big chunky upper arms, thick blobby waist. She fat.
Shut the fuck up
>>706668172
teach me
>>706668348
You have to watch Star Trek Voyager,show turns most hipsters into Kneckbeards in one sitting
>>706663752
How to get it firm like that. When I take a shit it looks like you pour up a glass of water. Every time
>>706657862
>Fact.
>bunch of made up shit
Also humans don't operate primarily on instinct. We have to teach our young the skills they need to survive. Lots of animals also have to do the same thing. If you're going to make up shit about "all life ever" it helps to have at least watched a couple documentaries somewhere in the course of yours.
I think the problem he has with women is that even though they're humans with higher brain functions and are capable of making rational decisions, more often than not, they don't.
PSA: Anyone that begins a statement by saying "Fact." or ends it by saying something like "Period." or "Full stop." Is a complete idiot and you might be better off ignoring them.
>>706668635
You need to eat more Bran, you don't like vegetables do you?
>>706668635
dont drink water
>>706662102
her legs are crossed you retard
>>706668748
>>706668635
>dont drink water
especially if it looks like something that came out your ass
>>706668194
You are blind anon. Or this is bait
>>706661111
WITNESSED
>>706668745
Are you sure? I don't see how that's gonna help me
>>706669222
Dude, go to a doctor, leave me out of it. I took a basic nutrition class in college that told me that shit.
>>706669222
if you want solid shits, eat lots of protein - lots of meats and beans, and lay off the fruits
>>706669439
Or he could just eat bran fakes every morning, most people have fuck up soupy shit because they digestive regulation is off. They are irregular
>>706669671
Sorry about speaking in retard, I just got up I'm going to get me a cup of coffee now
>>706650273
>virgin detected
>>706644395
yo holmes to bel aire
>>706662712
sauce
>>706642455
You mean love you, for the rest of your life. Couse every human wand childeren, its a unconscious search for immortality. You don't wand to live the rest of you life with your parent's. and maybe a dog.
>>706642758
Lost. A house?? Lmao
>>706642125
Sauce???
>>706642125
Wear a diaper and pee in it while you watch the color turn from white to yellow and spread out from her groin.
>>706667466
but the anon is definitely a virgin
when u spoon her and hug her hard so she lets out a little wimper
>>706642125
It's so cute and funny when they pretend to be good at video games and hard labor.
>>706666620
She's not cute, and she's chubby with no tits
>>706671550
She left and she's not coming back, faggot
>>706655485
i would love that
>>706644395
yo holmes to bel aire
>>706652265
How'd you fuck that one up?
do this to my asshole
>>706644395
you earned your (you)
>>706644395
yo holmes to bel aire
>>706644395
Niker
>>706644395
yo holmes to bel aire
>>706642125
Wheb you find a comfy spot laying with her and she touches your hair.
>>706645306
fuck the image made me laugh harder then it should...
>>706646524
Hey dipshit, if you overpopulate the earth no matter the race we're all going to die sooner rather than later.
>>706642125
When I come home from lunch to a house that has been recently cleaned, and she jumps off the couch and runs at me looking like a dog whose owner came back from vacation, with her arms flapping and her cheeks red, before I get 3 feet inside the door.
>>706673559
hmm sounds retarded but if you say so
>>706673937
> tfw you don't know the joys of having a qt3.14 NEET housewife with daddy issues
>>706673559
damn i used to do that to my bf but he never gave a fuck
thats why he isnt my bf anymore
>>706674485
Get you a lonely IT worker with more money than friends
>>706674696
im just ugly, i understand no one will never be happy seeing me when they come home
>>706647726
> Erection reaches for the sky so I can never get eye contact
It really sucks, Although the curve means it rubs right over the Gspot, and she/he can go super deep while 69ing
>>706674986
well damn nigga
>>706674986
find a fellow fuggo and be happy together
>>706675649
i rather be alone then being with someone i find unattractive tho
>>706657454
god among men
>>706643296
>>706642455
that's just silly.
>>706674986
No, you just need to change your targets to either:
1. Guys that are uglier than you, *and* are aware of it
2. Guys that are better looking than you, but that have low enough self esteem to compensate for the difference
3. Guys that want a very particular type of woman, a type which is rare enough that they necessarily have to shoot lower (e.g., they want someone who will worship them but they're mediocre so anyone who is actually hot or successful is right out)
4. Guys that, regardless of their own attractiveness, are so socially autistic that they can't manage relationships with any normal human, at which point attractiveness is less important in a partner than "she won't think I'm a rapist, right?"
Moreover, it's pretty rare for someone to be well and truly fucked over by genetics to the degree that any amount of attractiveness is impossible. 90% of the time an 'ugly' person is just someone with a couple distinctive features who has just given up on everything else. 90% of the time, if they just lost or gained weight (depending whether landwhale or skelington), got a better haircut, learned how to dress in ways that complimented their bodies, improved posture, etc, their attractiveness would shoot up at least 2-3 points on the 10 point scale.
And failing that, lots of ugly people get laid. Just go to Walmart and look at the married couples there. If they can do it without the benefit of an average IQ or not-having-a-meth-addiction, so can you!
DO IT FGT
>>706647187
i know that feel too well, embrace the abyss!
>>706656160
RAPPUNKZEL ON LEDDIT GW
>>706642125
its not cute to fake orgasms like the girl in the webm
but she is adorable anyway so it does not matter.
so. if you are a cute girl everything you do will be cute.
if you are a ugly girl everything you do is wrong and people will hate you.
image a cute girl eating pizza-oh she so cute lol pizza lol :p xD
imge a ugly girl eating pizza- euw fucking bitch she will be fat and more ugly HAMBEAST
>>706642455
Virgin? I know you are :)
>>706676586
she doesnt fake. she had a couple of shortlived subreddits of only orgasm vids. One of the few girls who recordered her orgasms close up with nothing obstructing the view so you could see every muscle clench and spasm and drip.
>>706677307
i mean in only this shes faking
>>706642125
smile.. just a smile.....
smile with her pussy while she sucks my dick.
>>706642125
When she said "I love you" for the first time...
Suck your dick after it's been in her fart box
>>706677416
But why would she, she doesn't get paid? the only reason she posts these gifs and vids is because she gets off on it
>>706644395
>yo holmes to bel aire.
yo holmes to bel aire.
"yo holmes to bel aire."
>>706677307
sauce it
>>706677727
sauce it hard
>>706642125
have a dick
>>706646524
by the way, oriental is really not the appropriate nomenclature, dude.
we're not talking about the chinamen who built the fucking railroad here!
>>706642125
Suck her own cock
>>706677977
I call them oriental. Asians are the pakis
