It's happening op, they are everywhere. You only have your last purchase to protect yourself with. How fucked are you?
>>706639778
I have some groceries so I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
I bought a spork
Got some light sensitive liquid for screenprinting. I'm pretty screwed
got a bag of munchies
Frozen pizza :I
Fucking Chick Fil'a Sandwich
A... blue turtleneck.
Pancake batter...I'm fucked.
>>706639778
youre the op. not us goddamned retard
>>706639778
I hope zombies like Funyuns
>>706639933
not starving at least
>>706640589
>>706640503
>>706640496
>>706640611
Food food food food food. Wondering what OP was expecting...
an xxl white gildan t shirt. i think im good
>>706639778
Blend in
Depending on how much I have, I should be set
>>706639778
The last thing I bought aside from the digital key for a game, was a router. About a week ago I bought a table leg though.
>>706640621
xDD
>>706640621
Kek. Didnt see that.
23 gallons of gasoline a bigsize bag of skittles 2 blunt wraps and a lighter. I think I'll be ok.
A car battery,
Welp...
A package of granola bars.
At least I won't die hungry
>>706639778
I peacefully reflect on the delicious tacos and sincronizado with which I have filled my belly while the angry horde rips into my smiling face. My only hope is that as they gnaw into my duodenum, they will be able to savor the rich mixture of my bowels with the lengua, ham, salchica, cheese, and homemade corn and flour tortilla which will comprise my palpable midsection, and a smile will adorn their begutted lips amidst the ravenous carnage.
There are worse ways to die. At least, after all, I know I am useful to them.
A big jug of cranberry juice.
At least I'll have a nice clean urinary tract to piss myself with and they'll have healthy kidneys to eat.
A fucking bag of lays potato chips.
>>706639778
a shit load of petrol. i guess im fucked
>>706639778
Pretty fucked. Bought some RAM and don't know how that's going to help.
>>706639778
A large sweet tea and two apple pies. Completely
Milk. Strong bones will give me the strength I need to consistently poke everyday items through skulls millions of years of evolution designed to stop things getting poked through.
SAS Survival Guide Pocket Edition...
Oh the irony :(
>>706639778
an eighth of cannabis. at least ill be stoned
some frozen yogurt
nice
>>706639778
5th of vodka. I'll be alright I think.
spaghett sauce. can use the glass jar to bludgeon my way out i guess. im p fucked tho.
>>706639778
literally a dildo.
>>706639778
Cat litter and a 20oz Dr Pepper......
Cheetos, bowtie pasta, alfredo sauce, and edamame.
Not much of a defense or weapon
A small handful of m and ms
>>706640621
You got me op.
>>706639778
Mfw i just came back from a gun show with 2 costom pistols ...
Buncha fats...
> /thread
I have a cigarette, so I can smoke it up as I'm devoured
Steel cap boots, 3 pair work socks, a flannel shirt.
Fukken corn cob pipe. At least I can smoke a heaping bowl of nothing as I die
>>706641625
I notice you didn't mention buying ammo....
a notebook and a pack of gum
nothing redeeming about that
>>706641191
Hope you're a speed reader homie.
Unless these zombies are Jews or from Texas I don't think my 30 pound briskets are gonna save me.
cooklies ftw!
6er of Sam Adams and a pack of hotdogs.
A dozen cage free Brown eggs... Fuck me
Groceries AF
12 beers
At least I die with a smile on my face
>>706641913
Fuckkkkk i didnt buy ammo cause i already had some but it doesnt count cause it wasnt a part of my last purchase!
Gg at least I'll get some good pistol whips before i go
>mfw
>>706641346
At least you don't need ammo AND you can start a new porn genre.
Quit fucking yourself and make a wasteland legend happen.
Just bought a big ol bag of skunk. Ima go out blazed
>>706641749
So... Nirvana cover band or militant lesbian?
>>706639778
18 box of beer. I have a pretty strong arm. Pitched college baseball. I could take a few out.
can u kill a zombie with a small usb wifi adapter
An Arby's chicken sandwich. I mean it's more lethal than a zombie bite right? Arby's kills the shit out of you.
Medium coke at mcd's. Bye guys
>>706642537
Neither man. I'm kind of like the Punisher.
>>706642638
If you push hard enough. I just did it with a hotdog w mustard.
![SET35[2]-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z2BvuSH.jpg "SET35[2]-2[1].jpg")
>>706639778
not the best, not the worst.
Hmmmm....
Camel blues and a coffee.
Maybe I'll luck out and my undead attackers were all part of the TRUTH campaign in life?
I'll blow smoke in those faggots' faces and they'll be so offended and too winded from fake coughing, they'll just walk away
Swipe left now you undead bitches.
>>706642634
Just get drunk and they'll think you're one of them.
I bought gems for clash royale..will I make it?
>>706640733
at least you've got the smell right.
>>706643061
Did that come with a training fedora?
>>706639778
Shaw internet. Ill die doing what I love
>>706643460
no, but it did come with this virginity protector.
>>706639778
3/4 an oz of girl scout cookies
not bad.
>>706639778
Im not fucked.
Not in the least.
Kv 4 lyfe
Chocolate and coffee cream
>>706643823
Noice! I don't give a shit what the Sheeple media says; true manhood comes from hoarding your virility and channeling it into skills, like suicidal ideation and shitposting.
>>706643095
truth here.
cancer death is what happends.
cuisinart denies all charges.
don't allow another 6 million.
vote hillary.
>>706643827
>3/4 oz
Where did you buy them, Detroit?
Cast iron skillet, short of buying actual weapons, I don't think I could do much better fuck yeah!
>>706644110
exactly. only way to store enough chakra to become a true ninja.
A tube of super glue and some tiger balm
I can glue their mouths shut so they can't bite me then rub tiger balm on their stiff joints
>>706639778
Looks like I'm tossing rabbit food at them.
>>706643460
i would pay to see a dojo full of people wearing fedoras and playing with bokken.
>>706639778
A nice warm jacket
At least I'll die cozy
>>706644287
I didnt even know they still sell those
>>706644572
Horrible truth: I've had one since I was 15. bought my katana at 17 and I used to love fedora's as a kid, but never got around to buying one. Discovered 4chan at the age of 31 and promptly buried my swords in the basement. Not even my irl friends (all 2 of them) know I have them.
>>706639778
A bluetooth speaker? Useless.
>>706639778
Damn. A knife sharpener and a shotgun vice. I'm screwed.
>>706640751
Rocket League?
I've got a half ounce of weed maaan
>>706644897
That's how most people cook a steak on an element. They're also good for things that start on the element then go to the like fritatta.
>>706639778
gallon of milk
by swinging it fast enough the milk will become harder than concrete
come at me bros
I'm fucked. I bought a monk costume with a fake cross and an ouija board pillow...
>>706640834
The last thing I bought was a 4chan pass. Do I die?
>>706645133
So much green on here, zombos are going to be super hungry.
a tin of altoids? That'll do. Just bend it, rip it, and make a shiv.
I know how to fight so some faggot ass graveniggers aren't gonna faze me
GTX 1060
A set of 3 squid lures, im a good cast so it may be effective, messy at the least
>>706645292
>4chan pass
What a fucking faggot. Why the fuck would you want a pass to this fucking place? Shit, they weren't even worth buying when moot introduced them.
>>706639778
one lite milk
>>706645205
we should team up
>>706639778
It was either Mighty Morphine Power Rangers: The Movie the game for the Sega Genesis, or a box of Bagel Bites. I feel like I'm pretty safe either way, especially since I'm a white belt in kah-rah-tay.
>>706640621
this is the most disgusting I've seen in years
>>706645808
>Karate
You'd be better off you new Ca-Razy like my man James Brown.
>>706645808
Only issue is I already ate the bagel bites.
>>706645974
We're all technically Oreos.
A pair of 6B pencils
I just filled up the car with gas. I guess that helps if I can use the lighter in my pocket.
I bought a fucking snickers
>>706644913
lol. i have nothing to hide. i've practiced japanese sword arts for 17 years (legit, not self invented). and i've always hated fedoras. they're the most awkward shit ever. the image of japanese culture in general has been fucked up in the west because of the plethora of cringy kids nerding the fuck out of everything. it's an absolute pain to meet someone else who also has an interest in japanese stuff, just for them to start talking in anime voices and bad japanese. luckily, now that real swords are so cheap, we can expect to see those kids promptly killing themselves off in blood fueled dragontwisters.
>>706645592
Posting without the captcha bullshit.
Ive got a digital copy of Forza Horizon 3, so im kinda fucked...
>>706645875
I will cherish this forever and I promise to post it again one day.
>>706640727
I work for a company that ships those, fucking tards never give us the right sizes.
>>706639778
fucking reese's pieces.
good thing I love reese's pieces
>Haircut
I'll charm them to death
Fuck ton of weed. I'm gonna be just fine
>>706646367
Fuck nigger they're easy as shit now. All you have to do is click. None of this writing bullshit with fucked up words.
>>706639778
s&m bondage kit.
at least i'm not the only one that's gonna be fucked.
>>706639778
Case of Hop Devil and a pack of smokes
I'm good.
>>706640374
Drown them in emulsion
>>706639778
>It's happening op
Online purchases count?
Just ordered Cards against Humanity
If not, I also just bought expansions for my Dixit Board Game
>>706639778
I'll paper cut them with my lottery ticket
Shit I'll bore these people to death with Principles of Fluid Dynamics: 3rd Edition
check my sex webcam please: http://webcam1.ml
I think I either bought chips, or gas.
A box of old vinyls from a charity store.
I know how this is going to end up
>>706639778
A sandwich, 2 gallons of water, and like 20 gallons of gass.
Hope i can drive to safety in a day or 2...
>>706646935
Is it a thick book at least? Blunt weapons yo
>>706646938
that wouldn't work against zombies at all... tsk tsk...
>>706639778
A handle of Canadian LTD
>I'll be alright!
I have some Gorilla Glue. Could come in handy I guess.
>>706640751
??????? U bought....1 table leg?
Why in the fuck?
>>706647148
Glue your hands into fists and walk around windmilling. You will be an asset on anyones Zombie Apocalypse survival team.
>>706641625
Stop anon. My tax dollars are supposed to go on your vision card not cash back for guns and smokes.
What u buy?
PICS!
>>706647047
Enough to give em a solid bonk
>>706640984
Underrated post
>>706647172
His table probably needed a new leg.
A pack of smokes and a rasberyy lemonade.
Id say im set.
>>706640984
FUCKIN SAVAGE.
>>706643095
/thread
A fucking plastic model kit. Kill me now.
>>706639778
bottle of JW red and a can of red bull
>>706645499
>graveniggers
Topkek
>>706647755
aaay are you me?
>>706647755
>>706648637
>fuck wolf
fucking furries.
>>706639778
I bought first aid items, time to heal them all one by one with this pantented triple antibiotic ointment
>>706648797
>not naming your fighter plane fuck wolf
How do non Germans even compete?
>>706648637
Ayyy, I'm a plastic and paper modeler. Working on a paper bus right now.
Paperback-scented cologne. Even if I am a dipshit I'll still smell like knowledge.
>>706648797
>Fuck wolf
>Focke-Wulf
Nigga what?
Just got back from tai chi class with my newly purchased sword my master ordered for me
>>706649182
>tai chi
well, better hope they're slow moving zombies
>>706639778
It's not even here yet!
>>706639778
Some IKEA shit...
A cheap male prostitute that I can use to distract these faggots while I make good my escape
Secrets of eternity Yugioh booster packs :/
Weed. Whelp im atleast going out high
>>706649064
A bag of flour. Shiet.
>>706649544
>>706649064
Hey that's pretty cool - do you have any finished items?
>>706639778
Delicious chicken tendies from Applebees...
>>706649266
Lol tai chi slow forms are for practice and daily exercising, after learning for awhile you're forced to quicken the pace for progressing in speed and fluidity of movement. I've been training for several years in sword style and have gotten really fast, which is why my master told me I need a real sword now for increased weight and difficulty
>>706649672
1. Stick hand in flour
2. Apply to Zombie Face
3. Create Uruk Hai Army
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!!
Bought an Engagement Ring
>life is over anyway
>>706649751
I built one of those shipper container trains a week or so ago.
>>706650116
All paper too. The track is metal though.
>>706650116
>>706650158
Where do you get your models from? What paper type do you print it out onto?
>>706639778
What could I do with a plastic bong?
>>706650158
H-O Gauge? or N?
>>706650158
The braces on this are 1mm thick, and all paper.
>>706639778
kek new fag also gold earing im boned
Mozzerella cheese.
>>706649919
keked
>>706639778
got a watch. I can run, so maybe I can use my watch like a compass or something idk
>>706650226
I use heavy cardstock. Usually #65 pound. Also, my other friend designed it.
>>706650271
HO scale.
I bought a large no. 1 from BK with a 10 piece nuggets and sweet and sour sauce... I should be good for at least 8 or 9 hours into the apocalypse
>>706650295
how many times have you cut yourself?
>>706649919
I like the way you think anon. Let's get together and beat some zombie ass!
>>706650467
KEK, not even once.
Wow a pack of cigarettes
>>706650435
Very nice! I had a pretty sizable layout at one time, Flextrack and Atlas mostly with some very nice Atlas locos... sold them all to some guy in Australia when I was strapped for cash a few years back. Maybe one day when I'm a zillionaire I'll make a nicer one.
>>706639778
.....yall.....I bought something for $400.
Complete set of Roman armor and a sword.
>bring em on
A prostitute.
I guess as long as I can out run the bitch she's useful.
I bought monster magnets greatest hits album.
So I'm good.
A trainer blade, whelp..
>>706650640
post pics and transformation to cringe thread will be complete
9pack of 2ply toilet paper.
You lot are going to need to take some shits, I'll be ready to barter
12% e-liquid and a 5-pack of coils...
Well, I can give one of them nicotine poisoning maybe...
>>706650564
Cool man! I have a few HO and N trains, but not even a layout to run them on. Got a shit ton of HO track for some reason.
>>706642873
Sounds like militant lesbian it is.
>>706650564
>Package of AB/DL diapers
Pretty fucked
I'll have to protect myself with Taco Bell. At least my last meal was tasty.
The parts for a selfmade close combat weapon.
Ex combat vet here - prepared for the european civil war
>>706650866
nice dubs, pic of loco shelf to the right plz?
>>706645292
> Do I die?
Of embarrassment, yes.
cigar cigarettes and a bag of doritos
I already gave away the doritos and smoked the cigar
>>706645592
You're trying too hard to fit in.
>>706650974
You monster!
>>706650116
Epic model by the way, but my god, only the chaos of /b/ would have a thread go from a zombie apocalypse, to paper model trains.
Green pringles motherfucker
>>706639778
I bought the Bioshock collection last. I live literally right across the street from a navy place so I'd say I'm pretty safe.
>>706640503
Hurry! Summon the pizza bro
I bought a hat..
>>706650435
Ho scale?
I use that for measuring your mother.
>>706639778
OP why are you calling us OP?
OP means optical portrayer, as in, the person who's portraying the picture for us all to see in the thread, which would be you.
Learn to 4chan....
>>706639778
I'm guessing only physical objects count so like 5 yards of brown cloth. neat.
>>706651084
Sorry for the blurry pic. Don't know what is wrong with phone. I got two Amtrak P42's, two material handing cars, a UP shunter, a three other cars.
>>706639778
a newspaper
>>706651460
Original post/poster faggot
>>706650566
Ironic that the one most deserving of death is most likely to survive.
>>706651568
why would you buy a newspaper in this day and age?
>>706639778
dont remember if it was mtg cards or a subway sandwich
>>706651641
Until he's killed and robbed by other survivors
McDonalds and Beer lmao
>>706651627
> not getting the joke
>>706639778
beer
dinner at Outback: rib eye, Cesar, a couple drinks and cheesecake. I guess I'm fattened for slaughter
>>706651627
-_-
>>706651649
to read
Everyone knows the OP is always a faggot.
>>706651641
What do you mean most deserving of death? I'm not black
>>706651744
> killed again
How does he get killed again you fucking idiot lol
>>706651823
Hurr I was only pretending to be retarded
nipple clamps. this won't end well.
>>706639778
Jim beam and vodka ...maybe i'm not that screwed
>>706652036
Because of your purchase
>>706639778
Taco and Enchilada. So at least I won't die hungry.
I bought dark souls 3 on steam
.. Peanut butter crackers I bought for my new co-worker who has no money to buy food.
I think I'm dead- but at least I'm not hungry.
>>706652037
What? I think your reading comprehension needs some work.
>>706652096
I like Roman history and I'm going to comic con. Sue me.
A cup of hot coffee xD
I ordered chips last, so I guess I'm fucked, but not going hungry. In the event that chippies don't deliver during the apocalypse, I guess FIFA 17 isn't going to get me very far either.
Ciggarettes make good time fuses also ,calm nerves,increase alertness,perception,so I'm doin aleight.
An eighth of weed.
>>706643421
Dick
>>706639778
fuck
how am I supposed to train a little transgender Asian girl with no arms,legs, or teeth to fight zombies
I guess I could just beat them with her or use her as a distraction? I mean the nut as I watch her get ate would be pretty great. But then what am I supposed to fuck?
A fucking bottle of cola. Either that or a calculator and headphones...
Beer. I'm good.
>>706652890
Fucking Bug Jump
>>706651540
What the fuck is this bullshit?
3 chipotle chicken loaded grillers and a medium dr. pepper.
At least I'll die happy
I rip a bowl fatter than any bowl I've ever packed before and escaped in a cloud of smoke that gets the zombies too stoned to chase me.
>>706639778
Am I safe?
>>706639778
Gasoline and a lighter. Smoking kills, folks.
Kills zombies.
>>706639778
Hot spot spray for cats. Hopefully I can relieve the itching before brutal dismemberment becomes an issue.
>>706639778
5 Cartons of juice, 3 orange without the bits, 2 apple and blackberry.
I'm dead.
>>706639778
An 18 pack of beer? Fuck it, I'll just get so drunk I won't even feel myself being dismembered.
1g of coke. bastards wont get me
>>706639778
A vibrator :/
>>706656064
>>706639778
I'm a big guy, I'm pretty sure I can beat them to death with a bottle of mouthwash, it's a pretty big and heavy bottle.
a bottle of wine, Im fine I guess
also now that you mention zombies, does anyone remember that website where you had an inventory and to choose between some weapons and stuff to survive a apocalypse?
![1119[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IdhgGLs.jpg "1119[1].jpg")
i guess i get a picture of a weapon
fuck me
