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Dubs?
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>>706636138
Why, Haven't we fucked yet
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>>706636138
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>>706636303
>>706636304

so i think this the point in our relationship where I am required to tell you that I am a registered sex offender. funny story actually, involving a clown suit and a childrens birthday party. totally misunderstood circumstances.
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>>706636138
I've been jerking off five times a day for one month and nutting into a mason jar. You won't expect it but I will come to you when you wouldn't even think of me being there and dump it all on you. All over your hair and your horse like face. This is not avoidable. I am just warning you of your fate, if you would like I can give you some tips to get it out of your hair easier and stuff like that.
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>>706636494
reroll
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>>706636304
Why havent we fucked yet ?
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Do you like dudes with small dickes ? Mein is only 2" :3 x3
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>>706636138
I've been having the worst time of my fucking life this week. Send nudes or dox you, leak everything personal you have on your computer and cheat on you
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>>706636733
Winrar
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when you tweeted "the kikes made 9/11 up as a hoax" what inspired you to post something so controversial yet so brave?
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>>706636733
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>>706637065
Oh shit nigga you wild
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I'd suck the dick of your ex boyfriend to get a taste of you
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>>706637065
Madman!
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>>706637222
Wasted trips....
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>>706636138
So listen, I wanna go to dinner sometime but I usually fart a lot when I'm out in public.
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>>706637065
I wanna titty fuck you, so I can be close to your heart <3
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>>706637065
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>>706637401
Reroll
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I want to lick your bum hole real good baby gril
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>>706637433
Well what better way to get to know someone than sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?
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Now you do
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>>706637433
do you swallow?
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>>706637433
let's fix that
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>>706637577
Winrar
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>>706637401
Roliruni
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I'm sorry, that was way too forward of me. You're just so gorgeous that I had to ask. Please forgive me
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>>706637401
Roll
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>>706637577
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>>706637822
it's not where i'm from that maters.
it's where i'm coming.
hopefully inside you.
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>>706637722
>>706637822
owo
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Let me tell you over a coffee
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>>706637822
It only matters where we're going Hun. Str8 to poundtown on your hot brown
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ugh! this is too much work! Just gimme the D
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>>706637935
Roll
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>>706638120
roll
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>>706637822
Where? Anywhere.
Where I want to be coming is inside of you.
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>>706638144
winrar
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>>706638144
winrar
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>>706637722
Just cuz
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>>706636482
lmao rolling
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if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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>>706638144
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>>706638287
NO YOU STUPID NIGGER FAGGOT WHY DIDNT U DO THE DUMBS U FUCKING DUMB CUNT THIRD GRADE DROP OUT AUTISMO DICK SUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER JEW
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>>706637168
Roll, fuckers
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just send her a pic of your cock to show her what youre rocking
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>>706637168
rell rell
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Can I cum on your face?
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>>706638499
winrar
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>>706638499
winner winner chicken dinner
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My stepdad taught me how to kiss
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>>706638404
Woah dude
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>>706638624
Rolling this
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Hello is anyone still here
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You scared her OP
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>>706638499
May have lost her..
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>>706638624
rollin
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>>706638624
Rolling for this
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>>706638717
Hello, yes.
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Post her username tho
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>>706638763
yeah you got blocked
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apologize and then start over
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Is your sister available?
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>>706638763

That farting message drove her away, it's too bad because she seemed like she was gonna fuck you
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>>706638624
The gods demand u post this
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You don't live within 500 feet of a school or daycare do you?
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new thred op.
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>>706636138
Well
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>>706638955
roll'd a crit, bish
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>>706638931
rollin
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>>706639001
Hey my stepdad taught me how to kiss
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>>706639001
do you want to eat some molly and rub oil all over each other?
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Are you from China? Cuz I'm China fuck you.
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>>706639103
Rolling this
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>>706639001

So what's your favorite Pokemon?
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>>706639103
Rolling
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>>706639103
roll
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I'm at the doctors, my dad stuck a screwdriver in my pooper
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>>706639103
this.
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>>706639103
This needs to happen
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>>706639108
reroll
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>>706639001

Ask her if she likes big dicks, if she says no tell her "then I'm the perfect guy!"
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>>706639103
screw driver one is funny but still this
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can you be spongebob so i can plug up all your holes?
you can even soak me up
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>>706639103
This again
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>>706639322
winrar
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My mom says im a good kisser.
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>>706639355
guess that means you have to do both parts to this. double dubs
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>>706637401

Send this one again
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>>706639103
Rolling again
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>>706639394
This
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>>706639322
Heh
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My brother likes it when i lick the space between his arsehole and his balls
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>>706639103
Roll
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>>706639488
Winrar x3
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>>706639103

OP This
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>>706639588
x4
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>>706639488
Winrar
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>>706639103

Kek demands this
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what app is this?
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I just came inside my best friend
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>>706639791
i was wondering the same thing
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>>706639791

Looks like Kik
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>>706639103
Roll
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>>706636138
Lemme waste these dubs
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>>706639485
...
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>>706639860
Looks like Kik.
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>>706639986

"Too bad... =("
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>>706639986
Then you are going to hate mine
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>>706639103
Fucking roll
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>>706639986
well you can take it from behing, its feels bigger
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>>706639986
Well we have that in common
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>>706639986
You should hook up with my dad
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>>706639986
dick pic!!
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Sorry I wasted your time then.
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>>706639986
me too
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>>706639986

Well you're gonna be really disappointed with mine
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>>706639951
probably a dumb ass question but how the hell do you just talk to random people? I thought you specifically had to add people and there isn't really a "discover" function.
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>>706640112
Roll
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>>706640104
>>706640105
>>706640106
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>>706639986
"phew, thank god for that."

whether your dick is big or not
trying to win for you
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>>706640104

ROLL
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>>706639852
>>706638624
Rolling for either one of these
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>>706640140
Roll but with a ;^) after
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>>706639986
mmm me too. know anyone with one that we can talk to?
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Well than you're gonna love my friend.
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>>706640150
Roll
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>>706640229
reroll
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>>706639986
me too!
see we have things in common, we should get to know eachother
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>>706639986
Ask her if she wants to be raped by your monster dick.
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"well that sucks, you may not like me then"
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>>706640229

ROLLING
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>>706640229
>>706640191
Roll trips get
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>>706640292
roll
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>>706640270
Roll
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>>706640106
Roll
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>>706640229

Roll
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>>706639986

Heheh me too
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>>706640229
Roll
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>>706640292
rolling
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>>706640322
Winrar
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>>706640322
>>706640229

WINRAR
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>>706639986
Send her this and say its a pic of you and me
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do you like apples? cuz you're a faggot
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>>706639986

Same lol
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>>706640292
roll fuck
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>>706640229
WINRAR
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Sorry for wasting your time.
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>>706640229
Rolling for this one
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>>706640292
roll em
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>>706640440
Are you retarded?
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>>706640292
dubs get
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>>706640511
Do it
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>>706640481
Kek roll
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>>706640511
see
>>706640322

Are you?
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>>706639986
"You wasting your time"
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>>706640292
pls pls roll
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>>706639986
Send duck pic
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>>706640511
Win rar Just do it
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check it
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>>706640322
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>>706640588
WINRAR
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>>706640229
roll
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>>706640592
Reroll
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>>706640622
LMAO
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>>706640622
Kek
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could you to dress up as jimmy neutron so when you give me head and i finish, you can say "brain blast!"
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>>706640625
winrar winrar chicken dinrar
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>>706640622
hahaha
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>>706640622
idiot. she was keen.
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>>706640622

Kek
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Is this Kik?
Where do everyone find all these random sluts? Don't you need to know someone's username in advance before you can talk to people?
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>>706640752
What if he didn't have a big dick tho?
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>>706640840
Wondering the same shit.
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>>706640752

This is meant to be for fun.
Not for you to fap to.
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>>706640840
This is kik and i have wondered a lot about this. It remains a mystery to me
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>>706640688

Nice
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>>706640688
Fucking winrar
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>>706640840
Probably from Tumblr. People post them on there.

Or from a kik thread.
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>>706640622

She's really fucking slow
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>>706640992

I see, thanks.
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>>706640992
Someone should make a kik thread and link it
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>>706640622
updates?
Send her a question mark?
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>>706641203
ill make one
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>>706641285
You are my new god sir
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>>706641379 >>706641203
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>>706639103
ROLLING
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roll
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they see me ROLLIN they hatin
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My stepdad taught me how to give head
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You still here OP? Or did you get blocked again?
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>>706636138
One more?
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>>706639103
roll
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>>706641922
so i think this the point in our relationship where I am required to tell you that I am a registered sex offender.
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>>706640688

this
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>>706641922
Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
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>>706640688
darn and i got it first try too.
oh well, rolling
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You up for a fuck behind the dumpster, Brock Turner style ;) ?
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>>706642264
Rolling
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>>706640688
This
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>>706641922
Grab your ankles and bite your lip, because daddy is going in dry!
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Let mee peanut in your throat pleese

SQUACK SQUACK SQUACK
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>>706639103
rll
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>>706642204
you romantic piece of shit, i'll fucking roll for you
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>>706642204
roll
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yeah i'd fuck gary the snail.
who wouldn't?
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Can I suck your dick? My stepdad taught me how. I'm sure you're dongalicious
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Stab me 17 times with a CS:GO custom knife, then fuck the stab wounds. God I'm hard just thinking about it
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>>706642500
got it
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>>706642396
This so fucking much.
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>>706642520
rooll
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>>706642500
win
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>>706642500
Winrar
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>>706642396
reroll
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xD
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>>706640688
Rollin
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IM GONNA DO YOU BROCK TURNER STYLE YOU FILTY CUM SLUT
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>>706642626
2626... Does this count?
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>>706642500
winrar
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>>706642500
Maybe OP can get laid with this
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>>706640688
reroll
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Ask her if she likes furry butt plugs stuck in her ass OP.
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>>706642500
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>>706642839
Suk mah wiggly dick
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>>706642839
Let's meet, I really wanna see you in person
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I need viagra
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Also can I put my entire hand in your blow hole you fat disgusting whale.
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Send me a pic of you
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save gafiel !!
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"look my tread xD http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/706636138"
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Can I get a sexy pic of you with a sharpie in your pooper.
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>>706642839
I would love to take you out to eat then eat you out
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>>706642839
My grandpa use to touch me a lot
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>>706643235
Reroll
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Show her this pic and tell her you'd like to put her like this in this box too OP.
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>>706643258
Rolllll
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but can YOU roll dubs, lady?
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>>706643300
RIP
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>>706643300
Well... You know the rules OP
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>>706643300
Winrar
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>>706643300
I just want you to be happy:( but it's the rules.
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>>706643300
Well it was nice.. Haha
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>>706642839
boring wheres the other girl
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>>706639852
She has a nice pussy
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>>706643621

Rolling for this
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>>706643606
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>>706643770
You gonna cry? I like it when girls cry.
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>>706643883
reroll
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>>706643770
aaaaand it just died
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"fuck you i am gay furry nya n.n u.u "
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>>706643883
this
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>>706643883

Rolling
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another op
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>>706643883
ROLLING
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>>706643883
roll
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>>706643883
ROLL
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Use this and tell her I don't know if it will fit
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>>706643883
chekem
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>>706643883
this
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www.4chan.org
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>>706643883
kek rolling for this
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>>706643883
roll
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>>706643883
reroll
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>>706643883
roll
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>>706643770
What's wrong with that I just want to stuff you babe ;^)
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>>706643770
Link thread
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>>706646862
Roll
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>>706646862
Rollio
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