Trips decides how I kill myself
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Trips decides how I kill myself
>>706630678
>Piano wire noose
>Glue hands to head
>Jump from high
Looks like you ripped off your own head.
>>706630678
pistol shots in penis hole
Snu snu.
like this
>>706631411
Almost
set self on fire in cheescake factory
Fist yourself to death
tie one end of the chain around your neck and the other around a telephone pole. Get in a car and just drive at full speed.
drink a whole bottle of listerine and pop like 20 xans
with the gun
Send all the money you have to me. Then find a wood chipper and jump into it.
Have someone put hair on their boot..then you dress up like a donkey while they kick the hair into your ass and you prance around
exit bag but fill the bag with live earth worms
Start by using a pistol that's not a .22
>>706630678
with time. ie. feel the decaying hands of time claw at ur body, aging it, breaking it, until what is left can no longer sustain life. smile as you draw your last breath.
just keep putting things up your ass.
dont stop.
>>706631411
>>706631477
>>706631822
>>706631855
this is now a get thread
>>706630678
That thing
In your hand
Use it
On yourself
Old age after a meaningless existence.
Just yell "NEVER LET GO!" Works everytime.
>>706631931
It will work just fine if I get myself in the temple
>>706630678
choking on a dick 2 death
plug up all your holes with caulking
>>706632360
reroll
shoot up a school dressed as a clown. get the cops to kill you.
>Supply list
>2 ak's
>a helicopter
>2 fighter jets
>hella glue
>50 loud ass speakers
>mic
>tall building
>the unwillingness to live
Okay, get ready for a wild ride
>get near large gathering of people
>shoot ak's into air
>get attention from news
>take helicopter up to roof of said building
>have speakers set up with mic
>shout whatever you want
>have fighter jet with said glue on roof hover under you
>jump onto jet
>have jet take off with the force of 10,000 suns
>have other jet launch missiles at your jet
>die in a fiery ball of death
ps, im the guy that posted about hanging yourself going down the highway with a parachute on the other thread if anyone remebers that.
>pic realato
old age
>>706630678
With a nuke.
By living another 70 years as an autist.
The best method man would be to sew your asshole shut and have someone keep feeding you and feeding you
Peel your dick like a banana and bleed out.
YELL NIGGER IN PUBLIC UNTIL YOU GET SHOT
beat your self with a kendo stick
>pic related
Power bottom for strangers with no condom.
dont
Stab your ears with a spoon to death
>>706630678
jump from a tall building.
easily one of the funnest ways to hero aside from ODing
Leave tampons in your ass until you get toxic shock.
>>706633104
Stop trying to ruin my beautiful suicide
Quads says u don't kill yourself
cop
have you ever seen 7 Pounds?
>>706631023
LOL
just die
Join ISIS and get drone striked.
thumbnail makes it look like you have a thumbnail
>>706630678
not with some sr9 pos
go big and blast yourself with a wa 2000.
>>706630678
Heart failure due to sadness
>>706633375
Nope
>>706630678
You die of old age
Eat diapers till u die
pull a Paul Walker
Lay in the bath tub. Get a chainsaw, cut off legs, then just drain. Done.
>>706630678
Die of old age.
Sandy Hook part 2???
die of old age
>>706633725
Ha, That's what I was thinking. I might pull a Columbine 2.0
>>706633868
you can beat the high score, i can feel it
post your addess to 4chan and invite people to snipe you
>>706633975
roll
>>706633953
Of course I could those little autists only got 13
Try to fuck a gorilla at the zoo.
Try to match Omar "the Dream" Mateen's score
Jenkem OD.
>>706634088
Harambe 2.0
>>706630678
Go to one of the debates and tell Hillary that she's a cunt. She'll murk ya.
>>706630678
By killing yourself
pop some xans and go to sleep on stream
Sandy hook but at a nursing home
challenge /b/ to find you and kill you
Drive your van into a crowd of French people
>>706634384
LoL
>>706634415
Rrrrrolipoli
go to the hood and yell the you know what word
Dress up as a clown then hang yourself outside an elementary school right before school lets out.
You can live and get some (or more) pussy
>>706634581
Just say nigger you pussy
obtain information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest
Trips say you die a slow and painful death from cancer of your stupid brain.
Old age
>>706634601
That's a good one.
Rattlesnake bite to the taint
try to find a video that makes you cringe so hard you literally contract cancer.
>>706634682
just like ma
Attempt to kill the next president of the united states
Swallow a bunch of broken glass
Live to 113 and die from old age as your internal organs give out
be black and get pulled over
kill all nigger
Crash a plane into the World Trade Center.
>be a female with Mexican ancestry
>Vote for trump
>>706632549
Fucking reroll
>>706632863
This might work ^
This is bait
Jump into the Yellowstone spring
Save up for hard core drugs, a cinderblock, a chain, and a boat. Drown in deep water while high.
>>706630678
Start smoking 5 packs/day
>>706630678
old age.
>>706635319
rolipoliolli
>>706635358
reroll
Stuff a shotgun up your ass and pull the trigger.
Death by snu snu.
Get bukaked so much you suffocate.
>>706635567
reroll
>>706630678
by living your life to the fullest and waiting for nature to run its course
white love
First send me all your money then do what this guy says
>>706631023
Pour loads of petrol into your ass an shove a sock in it to just like a fuse and light the sock on fire.
with a mass shooting of black people
>>706635686
rollin
>>706635686
Ha Gaaaaaaaaay
>>706635567
rerollin
>>706630678
Take up smoking.
>>706632124
Checkem nigga.
Get really, really super fat and roll off a building
fuck a gay and let AIDS run its course
>>706635686
jimmy rollins
eat a pound of dry ice while backwashing with bleach
>>706635477
Checked.
Derp
Escape North Korea
>>706635358
roll
First send me all your money via paypal them shoot your self
Disguise yourself as garbage and wait in a dumpster for the trash collectors.
>>706635771
Roll
straight up play russian roulette with yourself
>>706630678
>>706630678
>>706630678
Cover your self in fire ants.
shoot urself up the butthole
Sex with a giant pencil sharpener
>>706635957
roll
>>706635771
dear god please roll
death by snu snu
>>706635957
reroll
Go out in public and die of autist anxiety
>>706636041
reroll , Ants for the ant gods/
Erection lasting more than 4 hours
send me your money then tie a noose
>>706635686
rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin, how many more trips until we roooollin
>>706635954
reroll
>>706630678
Shove the fill tube from a canister of helium up your ass and inflate yourself like a human balloon.
Bonus points if you do it at a carnival, circus or state fair in front of dozens of shocked onlookers.
McDonalds every day
>>706635477
fuck
>>706636041
Rolling for spicy boys
>>706635771
roll
>>706635771
roll
>>706630678
Old Age
Do a flip off the WTC
>>706636140
Could work
>>706636285
Teehee.
Roll.
garbage disposal AND SEND ME ALL YOUR MONEY
reroll for Fire ants.
>>706630678
Just stop eating and drinking. If you can kill yourself this way you will be such a manly badass with god tier willpower.
Self Immolation.
Douse yourself in gas and light yourself up in front of Wall Street.
Bonus points for if they shut down early because of you.
seriously, Columbine your local high school/universtiy
OD on pot
You don't kill yourself. You instead become a world-famous mime.
>>706630678
dress as a clown and hang out near playgrounds and elementary schools
>>706636554
GOD DAMNIT SO CLOSE
>>706630678
shove a metric fuckton of fireworks up your own ass and drink down as much gasoline as you can before you light them
then post it on liveleak or some shit so we can watch
>buy 20 of pic related
>stick an auxiliary cord in one of them
>plug the auxiliary cord into your phone
>duct tape the hot dog packs together
>make a vest
>go to the white house
>run across the lawn with the vest on
bonus points if you have a beard
WE HAVE A WINNER
Drown urself in horse urine
>>706636555
WINRAR TOO BAD ITS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING TRIPS
>>706636555
nice job old chap
>>706636555
Saved a life
>>706636555
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Sixes
do we keep going?
>>706636555
Oh shit dindingdingding. Too bad that's not possible
>>706635771
Omg roll
>>706630678
By naturel causes (that is, living a normal life and suffering til the end and no quiting)
>>706636555
Lmao
i guess I'll just have to try boys u mus respec teh trips
>>706637130
Roll for Columbine 2.0
>>706631411
umm so wtf am I even looking at??
>>706630678
Don't eat vegetables or exercise.
Spend your life savings to assassinate Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton (+1 for both) with a sniper, then use the same sniper on yourself.
The most heroic sniper in history, profit.
>>706637452
Some serious goatse
>>706637783
roll
>>706637783
everyone has to roll on this smh but kill hilary first if we do get trips
>>706637994
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>706630678
Rolling. blowtorch to temple.
>>706637814
I think I can die now.
Not die because now I can die peacefully, but because I don't want to live on this world anymore.
>>706637783
Roll
I've also got this
>>706638152
same still going with this just incase
>>706637783
>>706637783
Rollin
>>706638209
>>706638306
that doesn't look real
until you die of old age
>>706638306
OMG ITS SHERK
kek
>>706638425
You've been granted +50 keks.
>>706630678
cut off, choke on dick.
>>706638397
It is. It used to belong to my father
>>706638483
thxs
>>706636555
doing God's work anon
>>706638450
holy kek
You won't do it anon. You're too much of a faggot. Quit touching male dick.
>>706638450
that's amazing, he was responding to me but I didn't clue in how well that fit in to OP's post.
pure Au.
>>706638306
when they ask you how your nirvana coverband's been going
rollz for killing spree.
>>706630678
old age
>>706638722
lmao
>>706638722
Rerolleroni bomboni for the killing spreeonie
>>706638900
sammeeeee
killing spree
KILLING SPREE! KILLING SPREE! KILLING SPREE!
>>706630678
Snu snu
Through a long painful process of attrition working in a cubicle job.
Smoke like a dozen joints
Put on blackface, get pulled over by a cop.
Do a reverse poop and fill up with shit and explode
>>706639354
I don't think that's how the marijuanas work anon
Swallow your own head
>>706639444
FUCKING MORON
>>706639444
Damnit I'm the op wasted perfectly goods trips. Does this mean I decide?
>>706630678
>Go to the blackest part of the nearest metro area
>
>>706630678
Put a grenade in your ass
>>706639444
420
>>706636555
>>706639444
PLEASE, STOP WASTING ROLLS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
also, rolling for killing spree
>>706639603
What should I scream as I'm gunning them down
If trips you Allahu akbar at the nearest police station or hospital
fuck a woman and you to death
Inject about a dozen marijuanas
>>706639713
ROLLINGFOR THIS
correctly
Feet first into a wood chipper
columbine style
>>706639706
>JACOB SARTORIUS TOLD ME TO!!!!
I WANT COLUMBINE STYLE
>>706639713
Come on do this you fucker
Do a silly dance
>>706630678
auto-erotic-asphyxiation
Go out with style. Kurt Cobain style.
>>706639890
Roll
>>706639941
reroll
Don't
You kill yourself by waiting for death to come for you in the night like the rest of us, faggot
>>706640093
Reroll
Draw a silly picture on your tum tum
>>706630678
A gun and a curved chunk of metal somewhere secluded. Every day you get one shot, if you can hit the metal and have it ricochet in a way that kills you, then you win. If you don't, you have to try again tomorrow. If this goes on one month you get to try twice a day. Three months you get to try three, and so on. If a ricochet hits and injures you (inside torso or head, not just grazing or in the arm you pussy) then you are allowed to finish yourself off.
Go to a Hillary rally and shoot up the place
>>706639706
sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucvTyKxiurA
Sing a silly song
trump assassination attempt
>>706639893
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee roll
Drink Pepsi in a Coca Cola glass till u get diabetes and die.
[email protected]
Write to me
Hide in a cement mixer
>>706630678
Old age
>>706640725
Trips or nothing
Have a successful comedy and acting career, then get dementia and choke yourself.
>>706640725
привет, полноват.
also, rolling for killing spree while singing banana song
>>706639554
No it means you must a massive stunt cock, shove it down your throat and duct tape around your skull so that sai said stunt cock is firmly in place and rammed deep into your esophagus. Good now tape your nose shut OP.
You are a certifiable faggot
wait for the endless passage of time to do it for you>>706630678
In a bathtub, naked, cum all over your face and with my little pony dolls all around you
>drill to head
Find a girl, fall in love, get married, have kids, watch them grow. Then slowly die each day as you see your kids become idiots
Become a millionaire, die at 35 from a drug overdose surrounded by whores.
Scaphism.
>Two boats are joined together one on top of the other, with holes cut in them in such a way that the victim’s head, hands, and feet only are left outside. Within these boats the man to be punished is placed lying on his back, and the boats then nailed together with bolts. Next they pour a mixture of milk and honey into the wretched man's mouth, till he is filled to the point of nausea, smearing his face, feet, and arms with the same mixture, and so leave him exposed to the sun. This is repeated every day, the effect being that flies, wasps, and bees, attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and all such parts of him as project outside the boats, and miserably torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover his belly, distended as it is with milk and honey, throws off liquid excrements, and these putrefying breed swarms of worms, intestinal and of all sorts. Thus the victim lying in the boats, his flesh rotting away in his own filth and devoured by worms, dies a lingering and horrible death.
>>706636673
Actually, if he smoked 120,000 joints it might kill him.
