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Faces of /b/ thread
Michail Timofejewitsch Kalaschnikow
Yo what's good fam?
Man where is everyone today?
>>706627964
cute hat, how much did your mom paid for it?
also, hows 7th grade?
Rate me.
>>706629339
who are you?
where do you live?
Yay a new late night face thread
>>706627964
Faggot
>>706629647
Who: Stoned 35 year old who is self conscious about his eyes.
Where: Central Cali.
>>706629465
Good one. You really burned me there
>>706630093
California just suits you perfectly for some reason. Kinda remind me of red hot chili pepper lead singer
Bad b8. Also yeah I know I look like a tumblrfag in this pic but whatever I don't mind hate
>>706630093
whats wrong with your eyes?
>>706627964
It's okay, i like your bandana and hat, anon
inb4 faggot/10
>>706630846
You should be more worried about looking older than 15
>>706631102
Honestly not bad
>>706630883
They have things on them. And they're probably red as shit.
>>706627964
good to know everyone dress like a faggot when they're browsing /b/
>>706630773
Thank you for that.
r8
>>706631170
Get that shit all the time. Ive always looked young, which is good and bad. Used to that, I get carded for cigarettes everywhere.
>>706630950
Thanks bruv =)
im not a real hipster. it was for the 'ticket to the twenties' festival.
>>706632285
Sure! It's funny how you always fluster so many people with your pic
How's you night /b/?
I work in property management
>>706632826
you look like dylann roof
>>706626546
John Krasinski!?!
>>706632826
id style your hair a bit di fferently but other than that you're wife material. love your bright eyes
I need more buddies from /b/ lol :DDD
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198264296373/
make sure to check out my videos aswell
>>706633130
Thanks =) didn't really style my hair at all there, just took a pic as I was, for the thread yesterday
>>706631363
zozzle/10
>>706633561
i more meatn get you a haircut, but either way ur a qt. wish i could find a guy like you to watch the new digimon movie with
>>706629465
Joke's on you, I haven't started 7th grade yet!
NOW who's the idiot?
>>706632826
You look like someone whose favorite cereal is Corn Pops
>>706631363
Earthworm Jim?
>>706632644
Why not just take a rotting snake and tie a granny knot around your neck?
My teenage years ended yesterday.
>>706633859
They are pretty good
I'm too old for this..
>>706632826
Got off work a couple hours ago,tired as shit,spending some time on /b/
>>706635747
You look like 16, not 20
>>706635922
sex offender look on point
>>706635747
Dyke or fairy? Srs question...
R8
>>706626546
>pulling a cringy expression in an attempt to look less ugly
didn't work
>>706627964
>posting the same pic of yourself in multiple threads because you think it looks cool
even cringier than OP
>>706636231
Can't do any better with that grainy laptop camera.
Fuck it, never done it before but here, a shot from a month ago.
Inb4 random insults
>>706636900
Let me rotate that for you.
>>706636900
Let's see those tits, anon
>>706626546
Why, did /soc/ stagnate? There's a reason for that.
>>706636206
I get that a lot.
>>706637371
Thanks.
>>706632644
>not a real hipster...
Explain the BlackBerry faggot
>>706637625
Same, it's okay you get used to it. I like your beard atleast
>>706637886
>beard
I'm lost
>>706636083
I just woke up a couple hours ago
>>706638170
>>706638188
Oh, don't be lost anon. It's hair on your face, duh
>>706638471
Original AND funny
You must be charming irl
>>706638705
Nigger detected.
>>706629796
Wouldbuyacoffee/10
>>706636900
>>706637371
Strange, was right-side up on my phone
>>706637371
you look like a gnome
>>706638795
this dude lives outside of the matrix
>>706638943
Ha, my nose does look a lot larger there.
>>706638751
>Nigger detected.
Mayo skinned dad kisser detected.
>>706630846
Looks like you headbutted the sidewalk
these threads are always so fake
>>706639144
aaaaaand this is now a race thread.
nice going anon
>>706638891
Thanks anon! Sadly i only like iced coffee if that's not too lame.
>>706638908
Well, you do have pretty nice hair
go easy on me guys
>>706639144
If you can't take being called a nigger then you shouldn't be on this site.
Nigger.
>>706638795
LMRTFY
>>706639289
leave and never return
>>706639363
If you cant stand people calling you a honky dont come here bro
>>706639260
No roast? Boring
>>706639386
that's a big mouth. looks like it's gonna fall off his face.
>>706639386
Id hang and slang, cool jacket. Got ine just like it
>>706636900
is ur name matt?
>>706639363
>calls me a nigger because I'm obviously better looking
It's okay to be jealous
>>706639465
Since when was i offended?
Nigger.
>>706631363
Top zozzle m8
>>706639616
Nah it's because you're a nigger.
>>706632826
It'd be better if I was with you, qt
I rarely post pics because of self esteem issues but how goes this?
>>706639507
Nope, sorry. Don't have anything bad to say :3
>>706639710
>>706629796
Yay a free excuse to publicize that you're a girl. This thread is bad and you're bad
>>706626546
>>706639798
>>706639465
Just because you're assmad doesn't mean all of us are, shitskin. Go ahead and call us whatever names you want, no only can we take it most aren't really as derogatory as you think they are.
>>706639386
>>706639803
Thanks anon!
>>706639719
Let's see that lovely face with paper thin lips
>>706639573
I see you FIFAnon
>>706639773
have u ever had a gf?
>>706639867
>>706639939
>>706640020
>>706639789
Have a snap?
>>706631237
C-can I see, I promise to sweet and gentle.
>>706639871
>Just because you're assmad doesn't mean all of us are, shitskin. Go ahead and call us whatever names you want, no only can we take it most aren't really as derogatory as you think they are.
You're still white so that's an eternal L
>>706639876
> anon
> anonymous
> anonymous board
> faces of /b/ thread
>>706626546
Judge Thomas
>>706640070
>>706640147
>>706639919
only 3
>>706640114
>so that's an eternal L
Could you translate that into English, I don't speak niggerese.
>>706638170
monkey subhuman fucking nigger/10
>>706640113
>>706627964
Hello again.
>>706640301
All you need is a haircut, shave, throw away the sunglasses and smile more. Even if it is fake. You'll do fine, anon.
>>706640114
Niggers are literally the epitome of "L". Since the moment we discovered you, we've been enslaving, killing and oppressing you faggots. Learn to respect the white man. We will always be on top
>>706632826
lol I thought someone was saying you did flooring.
>>706640076
I do, but i don't use it a whole lot. Are you sure I'm not too boring?
>>706640210
Yet you're still here anon!
>>706639773
Do you live in Bellingham, WA?
>>706639905
The point of /b/ is to be anonymous.
Not to share your ugly nigger lips.
Fucking newfags.
>>706640422
not everyone has to get a haircut to do "fine" his hair is fine and also the beard. I don't see an issue there except the sunglasses you mentioned and yeah maybe smile more but who cares
>>706640517
no new york city
>>706640299
trap thread contributor/10
>>706640422
>>706640301
You have nothing to worry bout, dude. Chicks aren't as superficial as you think. Well at least the ones aren't.
>>706640210
So what's my name if I'm no longer anonymous?
>>706640761
Chicks are superficial about money, not looks.
>>706640355
shiny pants
>>706640502
I've made no judgments yet. erupevil is mine, I don't bite.
>>706640632
You're right, but he looks nothing like that dude who plays thor, so I'd advise a haircut. Doing what you like is nice, but so is living a fulfilling life, and sometimes that means changing yourself.
>>706640502
I enjoy cringe threads
>>706640761
The ones worth knowing aren't* Fuck!
>>706640812
Faggot
>>706640439
IS that why us minorities are going to flush out the whites until you're no longer in our country? I know you've seen the statistics. In the next 20 years, white people will be the minorities. So who really takes the L?
>>706640812
The name of the county you live in ends with m. What letter does it start with?
>>706640837
>>706640761
You're both wrong, there's four factors. Dick game, money, looks, and personality. You need 2/4 to succeed. Dick game and personality is the most difficult combination.
>>706640257
>monkey subhuman fucking nigger/10
Are your mad
>>706640920
Ultra Giga nigga has been spotted.
We must stop him.
>>706639719
who could be jealous of a disgusting shitskin bitch nigger? take your baboon ass out of my board, spook
>>706640837
Dude, I'm getting married to the coolest lady, and I only make 15 an hour. You'll learn, it's not women, it's the human condition.
>>706640859
In all their shiny pants glory....
>>706640556
I've been on this site longer than you, child
>>706640869
Hmm okie dokie may add
>>706640889
Aw just post your face anon, we won't judge you that harshly
>>706640812
LMRTFY
>>706626546
Post butthole
>>706641107
>who could be jealous of a disgusting shitskin bitch nigger? take your baboon ass out of my board, spook
Ooooh, white kids are so fragile
>>706640869
changing yourself to live a "fulfilling life" seems forced and most of the time unnecessary especially for your looks. You could live a fine life with how he is (looks wise) theres no problem there.
>>706641096
>Ultra Giga nigga has been spotted.
>We must stop him.
THERE IS NO STOPPING ME
>>706640665
Well, if you're having problems getting laid in nyc, Bellingham would be your best bet.
>>706640920
Not with the way the chimpouts are going. Keep that shit up when someone who doesn't give a shit about you skidmarks, either Hillary or Trump, and the first riot they see in office you'll have the national guard down in your hovels and slums, issuing martial law, killing any jiggaboo they see in the street past 9 pm. You started this war, plunged the US into chaos and now the government is coming to put you down like the animals you are.
>>706641349
Sure, there's truth to that. Just trying to spread some wisdom.
>>706641288
>Ooooh, whitekids are so fragile.
Says the nigger who can't take being called a nigger by someone he doesn't know.
>>706641001
>Dick game
Gotta beat her in a thumb war with your dick.
>>706641444
The trips abide.
on the subject of posting pictures of retards... here's one taken with a potato
shitty pic from a while ago.
>>706640355
How old??
>>706641569
hell yes brother, this guy knows
>>706641679
Breakfast of Champions
>>706641679
Nice fatcep.
>>706641444
nah not interested in that, a simple relationship with similar interests is enough but theres no luck here considering im not that good looking.
>>706641515
LOL, Hillary will side with us. The government will do anything to appease us. There's no winning for you. Have fun with your white supremacy while it lasts, whitey.
>>706641694
I'm 37.
>>706641679
Sup, bobby, you gained a few
>>706641001
Surprisingly accurate honestly
>>706641198
>insults people for posting faces
>gets asked to post face
Oh sure, I feel like you're implying i'm ugly. So i'll go against everything i've said just because gosh darnit, I need strangers approval. Just stop
>>706641536
All I did was defend myself, you're the ones who went batshit when I called you guys mayo skinned
>>706641785
I don't care about aesthetics, just power. That was a while ago but I'm benching 285 - 225, 1 rep, take off weight, 2 reps, take off weight, etc etc to 10 reps at 225.
Power is all that matters.
>>706641793
Nah, my nubian friend, you look fine. Just need confidence
>>706641843
Proud of living on welfare and food stamps. If you mass produce yourself like a fucking tumor and take over. You'll collapse in a couple years, because you have no idea how to run countries. Look at the majority of Africa you fucking autist
>>706641947
Power for what? Lifting the pieces of your broken dreams and shattered ego?
>>706641937
> he dindu nuffin
>>706641883
You're reading too far into it. Just post your face and enjoy the thread? Or sit there and sulk how much you hate the thread it doesn't matter to me. I just like that we are having conversation, anon!
>>706641947
see >>38963588
>>706641843
You really think that?! Damn, you are fucking deluded. Hillary has killed so many Americans her death count would make Charles Manson blanch. She's just using the nigger population to get the vote, same thing as the spic and chink vote. She doesn't care about you, or anyone not named Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton. Enjoy your limited freedoms while they last, ape.
>>706627964
No one picked up on the Yankees cap/ west coast hand sign thing tonight.
in b4 could be an E rotated 45 degrees.
>>706642094
You can't get a 2 story house with 3 cars on welfare buddy. Now, what're your living conditions like?
>>706641937
You are the one kept it up because you couldn't take being called a nigger. All i did was post a gif and you blew up about it. I'm actualy a fucking beaner. The only one who can't take racism here is you. Nigger.
>>706626546
poppy maggot
>>706642345
And Democrats love us. Now honestly, I don't like Hillary. I endorsed Ben Carson until he turned out to be a literal fucking retard. But use the cards we're dealt, I suppose.
>>706635747
Mine ended 2 days ago anon. Welcome to the officially not a teen anymore club.
>>706642392
>You are the one kept it up because you couldn't take being called a nigger. All i did was post a gif and you blew up about it. I'm actualy a fucking beaner. The only one who can't take racism here is you. Nigger.
I called you original, funny and charming, you're the one who blew up, spic.
Ciao nigs
>>706642376
Good for your parents, now what do you have? What have you done?
>>706642533
>And Democrats love us.
You spelled 'use' wrong. No one loves your race, nigger. You are all a plague upon the planet. But good bargaining chips, for we have to feign care of your race, but if any one (or a hundred, a thousand ect.) is lost, no big deal. If it were the whites or asians on the line you could bet the stakes would be high as your mother was on crack when she was pregnant with you.
Not me, but I personally think this is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZR7HkIMnTI
>>706632981
KEK
>>706643033
What's funny about this? It's blurry as fuck. Why would you post a blurry picture?
>>706642654
Can confirm. I feel bad for you, the second you ever show your face you bring out all these racist people lol.
>>706642654
Not really actually, all i did is say tbat if you can't take being called a nigger then you shouldn't be on this site. Nigger.
From the looks of it, you are the one who blew up by calling everyone mayo skins.
And trust me i hate beaners. Nice attempt on trying to insult me. Nigger.
Played bass in two well-known punk bands, too.
Good evening everyone
>>706643146
Go back to plebbit you niggerlover kike.
Who are these two faggots arguing throughout the thread about race? Thread is literally loaded with garbage because of them.
>>706642790
Just got out of high school, working at old navy for $10 and hour and doing 2 years of community college before I transfer to a 4 year and get a degree in physical therapy.
>>706643146
Just because someone says nigger doesn't always mean they are racist.
It's fun to say. Try it sometime.
>>706643225
wouldbuyabeer/10
>>706631328
Hahaha I'm dead right now
>>706643225
pls post dick
>>706643010
>>And Democrats love us.
>You spelled 'use' wrong. No one loves your race, nigger. You are all a plague upon the planet. But good bargaining chips, for we have to feign care of your race, but if any one (or a hundred, a thousand ect.) is lost, no big deal. If it were the whites or asians on the line you could bet the stakes would be high as your mother was on crack when she was pregnant with you.
Does it hurt to realize you're no longer at the top of the food chain whitey?
>>706640422
>>706640869
Your advice is resting on a set of presumptions that would probably benefit from a more critical gaze than you've been willing to apply in the past. Among them, I am not particularly lonely, nor generally dissatisfied in my dealings with people who have attracted my romantic interest. I am definitely not looking for advice of the kind you are trying to offer. I am well aware that many people take a dim a view of men who have long hair, and facial hair of my sort, and as such have ridiculously high standards for who they would deem "able" to sport such a look. But implying that one would have to look like Chris Hemsworth to pull whatever look I think I'm trying to pull off
, is taking hyperbole past the event-horizon of mental retardation.
>>706643313
>niggerlover
I'm just an average decent human being, anon. Why does his skin color make you rage so bad?
>>706643378
It's a face showing thread on an anonymous image board. The entire concept is garbage. You're a piece of garbage for not realizing it.
>>706643152
SO you're a self hating wet back, nice to know, how long did it take to jump the fence ese?
>>706643146
I appreciate it, but watching these retards with such fragile masculinity squirm amuses me
>>706643785
I just hate blacks.
>>706632644
What phone is that
Hate myself more than any 4chan user can, so I don't mind hate
>>706643843
I'm sure you're deathly afraid of them too
>>706643954
I can't tell if beta or chad.
>>706643466
Thanks /b/ro be nice dubs
>>706643494
Though I'm flattered I won't sorry but here have a glasses pic
>>706643614
>The nigger tries to redeem himself by calling me an illegal wetback.
awww
The nigger can't take that he lost.
Stop being such a sensitive bitch you stupid nigger.
>>706626546
aayym8s
>>706643954
Dammit I'm a new fag. Couldn't even upload the picture right
>>706643581
Glad to be garbage then.
>>706643516
The democrats are white. Just as any major power is in the US. You're threating the Demos just as much as the Repubs when you threaten whites. That way only leads to genocide or death. Remember the trail of tears? When the indians threatened the whites? Andrew Jackson ordered that. He was a Democrat. Remember the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? When the Japs threatened the whites? The man who ordered that was the US president Harry S. Truman. A democrat. Face it nigger, your race is nothing but a pawn.
>>706641107
Kek
>>706643396
I agree normally, i just find it funny the amount of paragraphs that are getting typed over it. See >>706643010
>>706643785
It's cool I'm just trying to fall asleep. The other anon crying that we aren't being anon stopped responding :(
>>706644072
I lost? To whom? Not you carbon. Why don't you mind your cojones pendejo.
>>706643570
It doesn't, honestly. I don't care if a person is black, white, brown, red, yellow, or any other color. He's thin-skinned and fun to argue with, as are all you touchy-feely idiots.
>>706642757
What the fuck
>>706644191
All i did was post that gif and all these white supremacists came outa nowhere.
>>706644181
And can you honestly say that the Democratic stance towards minorities hasn't changed?
>>706644277
Buddy you're just making an ass out of yourself. Stop nigger.
Well quads should determine the election
>>706644191
I hope you can fall asleep, if you can't and would like to talk for a bit feel free to kik me @horizonrunner
>>706644443
Your mother made an ass out of herself by giving birth to you, spic.
>>706644666
SATANIC TRIPS ALL OF YOU ARE INFERIOR WHITE FAGGOTS
>>706644325
But im not even touchy feely anon. I find it funny i guess, is all
>>706644578
I don't even have kik anon. Although I'm probably the only person in the world without it
>>706644666
Calm down there Satan no need to bring mothers into this
>>706644426
Yes. Because you have been good pawns. Lazy, controllable, easy to use. Like a good tampon. but now you're rioting in the streets. You're killing people for no reason. You're causing hate to fester and grow among the white lower and middle class. The upper class won't have that. If those classes riot there will be real losses. They will crush your little rebellion and all else who oppose them long before that happens.
>>706643562
I'm going to remove some things you said and use this as a copypasta
>>706644816
He's a nigger and has not concept of parental love.
Came back home from work (barmaid), chillin smoking weed
>>706644666
You trying to carry the argument on shows how butthurt you are about it nigger. And yeah fuck mexicans. We are dirty people. Nice Satan trips btw nigger.
>>706644816
> Calm down there Satan
>>706644904
nicee yea im chain smookin weed too!@!
Is it normal for a 37 year-old guy to want to hang out with a friendly 18 year-old guy I met? A little awkward but the guy in the pizza place in my neighbourhood is really nice and we chat when I go there. I want to ask him to do guy stuff but don't want to make it awkward.
>>706644904
Weed? More like crack.
>>706644799
I do too, and I'm kind of venting.
>>706644823
And then we'll crush the upper class. There's no situation where you win.
>>706644696
>>706644904
Ur both coot
>>706644578
She's not gonna bang you dude
>>706645048
Ehh I used to hangout with my older manager it was tight shit. But he started to belittle me just cause I was a bit younger than him. But I think it's totally fine just don't be a dick about being older.
Poastin and Roastin
>>706645048
Nah dud stop being a moralfag he's legally an adult, that also means you don't have to worry if it gets to doing guy stuff :^)
>>706645127
Ok, hairless ape, you just do that. In fact, let me give you some pointers: Aim you spears over the riot shields, and don't get hit by the bullets flying at you.
250 replies 60 pictures
Clearly /b/ hasnt got a face
>>706645175
That's a guy
>>706639803
I don't think thats a girl
>>706645216
So much purple/10
>>706645048
I doubt he'd really care anon. I've had older friends before.
>>706645084
Let it all out, we're here for you anon!
>>706645175
You never know i guess
>>706645240
agh he's totally going to be gayed-out by me ._.
I'm just so lonely here and I know from talking to him that, like me, he commutes once a week to work and goes back home on the weekends....
>>706644114
It's 4chan, they need to fix that shit
>>706645127
Compare you and your nigger ways... to the capabilities of the regular white gun owner, police force and military... niggers will always be garbage. And when that garbage stinks too much, we'll clean them out. Fucking niggers
>>706645391
I think you've seen we've got much more than spears.
>>706645414
>>706645415
Oh, mean
>>706626546
wussup my b fags!!! r8 m8
>>706645462
Actually I'm pretty much done. I broke up laughing when he said that blacks could overthrow the upper class.
>>706644865
meme on, my friend.
>>706645503
Remember, you're not the only ones with guns. Come to Chicago and you'll see the various weaponry we have in store.
>>706644106
Die in the fire motherfucker
I'm just here for the show at this point was just posting shit of this fag but it's gotten interesting
>>706645566
Vodun isn't real, you silly-sausage.
>>706644191
Because you don't deserve attention, go to sleep. Outside of 4chan you're a nobody. That's why you come here. Because you get attention for being a girl. Which is why the tits or GTFO rule is a thing. Any faggot that doesnt respond to your shit with "tits or gtfo" needs to an hero. Actually Create a personality of your own and maybe you won't have to rely on posting a picture of you to get responses. You're boring and aggressively mediocre looking. Go to sleep
dragfag checking in
>>706645696
Untrained monkeys who shoot from the back seat of cars. You have no discipline or training. Niggers haven't been effective soldiers since you guys threw Spears and raped eachother. Kill yourself
>>706643954
You look like a mediocre Chad
>>706640906
That's rude man
>>706645814
Also his kik he should be asleep but don't let that stop you @johnnybft
>>706645814
You need to either lose some or gain a lot of weight, would make your face look better.
>>706641146
She's fat. Guaranteed.
>>706645997
>Niggers haven't been effective soldiers since you guys threw Spears and raped eachothe
So like currently? Or are you forgetting Africa is still in the stoneage.
best pic I have of me
