alright faggots, lets hear your excuses
Because I'm ugly
Because I fat plus >>706626290
social anxiety is a bitch
>>706626178
They're single because they're not wonderful guys. Simple.
>>706626178
I don't talk to any human being since 2009.
im at an age where the only women available to me for dating are single moms and used up former sluts. so i just don't date anymore and pay for sex on occasion.
because im stricken with a disease known as boypucciitis. fucked twinks, traps, and femboys but never a girl. the gods have cursed me
>>706626178
Too emotionally distant apparently.
I've got a cute best friend who wants to fuck all the time, but she's an SJW and I've got standards.
Last GF was alright, albeit a little bit ugly but she threw a fit because I didn't really put any effort into our relationship. Basically all we did was get high and fuck.
Girl before that is perfect now, but she wasn't cute when I knew her. Basically she'd be the perfect gf if we'd met a year later.
>>706626664
Same boat here, /b/ro.
Because i'm poor plus >>706626290 >>706626468
I'm gay
*watch around and if we are alone I start raping her*
im a short balding overweight asian male in america with no college degree and a minimum wage job. i never even had a chance.
>>706626178
Because i keep telling myself this will be the year, but days and shit pass and it never is. There are times where i want nothing more than a warm female to sleep by, but lately its been more apathy than anything else
>>706626178
because its not worth the time commitment and emotional investment. if im dating someone ima treat em right and care about em, not just wear the label of boyfriend and use them for sex. its all or nothing and i choose nothing. plus i do it better with porn than anyone has with their body and dont feel any more alone while single. plus once i figure out how they work on a mental level they become boring so ill end up single again anyway.
if i met a transgirl however and we vibe real good id totes hop right in there cuz ive never done that before.
>>706627001
this fag again, looking at the responses ITT it just makes me rage. i would literally give up a nut to fix one of the three unfixables (height hair and race). compared to me you guys all have it made. if you don't at least put some effort in, that is a slap in the face to lesser men like me. so fuck you guys, but good luck.
>>706626817
>she's an SJW and I've got standards.
topkek anon.
>>706626178
- Fat
- Ugly
- Shitty personality (I don't even think I can change it at this point; I've tried)
- Possibly retarded
- Probably autistic
- Poor
In short, I'm a total loser.
Because my wife would be pissed if I had a girlfriend.
Have a wife, cost/benefit of a side gf isn't worth it, imo.
>>706627214
>lesser men like me
explain what you mean by this you poor victim of life.
>>706626178
I'm not actively seeking one out and I just started college so I got time. I can go on tinder and bang some random girls at my uni but I don't have to.
>>706626178
because I can't stand other people and I also don't care about their feelings.
>>706627214
>Be me
>Healthy 20 y/o male
>Full head of gorgeous flowing hair
>Perfect facial features
>Never gain weight no matter how much I eat
>Dropped out of high school
>No job, currently applying to restaurants to be a waiter
>Gave up on my career as an electrician
>No gf because I'm too lazy to put effort into a relationship
how does this make you feel cuckbro
>>706626178
because no one gives a shit
I honestly would rather spend my time playing games and looking at shitty meme on a colonial Chinese pasta forum. I'm not some obese neet, just a regular guy with plenty of friends and a decent social life. But I just don't want to spend my time with a girl, even though I'm attracted to them . I guess I'll grow out of liking games and all at some point, so I'm not too worried.
Having a girlfriend is fucking awful. If my girlfriend died, like, right now...I'd think that was pretty cool.
>inb4 just break up with her
Fuck no! It's like a Chinese finger trap. The more you struggle against it, the more difficult it is to remove. She'll get bored eventually and be the one to break up with me....I hope.
>>706627339
I don't see why, you don't seem passed that she has a boyfriend
>>706627470
like you should be out trying to get your dick wet because you're in a much better position to do it than me. ive only ever paid for sex.
>>706627335
I'm yet to meet a girl who can keep up with my rigorous nights of meme watching.
>>706627370
did you not see my original post? im short, balding, fat, and asian.
>>706626178
>You're a wonderful guy
If fucking only.
Have a gf. Probably gonna marry her. My advice. Don't be yourself cause you're probably a faggot and want to suck dicks.
>>706626178
I'm actually a huge jerk
>>706627990
if anything this should help not hurt
Scared of failure. 23 year old virgin ive had a decent amount of chances but dont take then. had one girlfriend she dumped me liked her at the time but in hindsight wouldnt have been good in the long run
NO GF because I'm asexual and have no interest.
Yes, I've had sex before, that's HOW I KNOW I'm asexual. Yes, it really is a thing. I'm sure that won't stop you from telling me how wrong I am though, or that I'm a virgin, or "sour grapes" or other bullshit...
>>706626178
i have a boyfriend
Girls take time and money. I have both, but I don't want to spend either on them. I have more than enough expenses on my own.
I'd rather focus on my studies. Women consume time and money.
>>706626178
cause i'm not a wonderful guy
i'm an asshole
>>706628022
checked. why would you want a gf when you can just pick up different ladies?
>>706628133
Being asexual doesn't mean you can't have a GF or even wife. Emotional needs play a large part too
>>706627709
Got options open right now. All I've gotta do is send my friend a message and she'll be over to fuck in an hour. Having a 10 inch dick is a blessing.
Problem is I'm bored of it. Every relationship I get into, it only stays together as long as I put out. Girls can't really see a good personality behind a pretty face and a big dick, so next time you think you've got a disadvantage slap yourself in the face for me. You may not be able to pick up women as easily, but once you find one you can be sure she actually cares about you and isn't just using you for something you have. Love makes a person happy, getting laid by a different girl every week for a month breeds depression.
>>706628133
Leonard Bernstein was a fag but he was happily married with kids. Quit making excuses
>>706626178
My husband probably wouldn't like it.
I truly share no interests with girls. Even the girls who claim to be quirky, are just normies, and not to sound edgy, but I hate normie things. I spend most of my time outside of classes simracing, building models, and braking bread. No girls like that kind of stuff.
>>706626178
I had one but she got into a fight with my wife's girlfriend. Then she took her humidifier and left.
It's so dry now.
>>706628542
get a load of this faggot
>>706626760
You have done that yourself, faggot.
>>706628437
I don't care about "emotional needs."
im gay
-horribly insecure
-can't be bothered with effort
-have nothing to offer women, I live a very monotone existence of working, coming home to get high and laugh at memes
-career shit not entirely figured out
>>706628600
I'm not obligated to get married or have kids...
>>706626178
I just prefer being single and seeing multiple girls and being able to fuck new girls when giving the option. And especially now when I'm in Asia.
>>706626178
I'm not a wonderful guy. You must mean someone else.
>>706626178
because i dont deserve one.
An entire decade on antidepressants and half of that spent smoking weed everyday pretty much hollowed me out. I have no real emotions left.
Fat, ugly as fuck, dont have the balls to be a hero
I do tho
>>706629365
ahahah shit is this actually your girlfriend?
>>706626178
Because unemployed poor fag still at home with no luck finding a job. Pretty much my day is looking for jobs and wasting away. No chick wants that so I don't bother putting myself out there. Plus I don't have a good track record with women.
I don't make the effort. I'm kinda shy. I can have good conversations with people, but only if they initiate. I'm never the first to talk.
Only had 1 gf in my life. She was a whore; I ended up broken, and now I'm kinda turned off by women.
Also, I got these dark circles around my eyes thanks to my lack of sleep. I look like shit. Wouldn't say I'm attractive
>>706629439
Yea I know she's chubby, don't act like youre the first to say it lmao. Criticize her all you want, her personality makes up for it.
I have mood swings and psychosis. Relationships amplify them so I tend to stay away.
Because I have a wife
>>706626178
>You're a wonderful guy
>browses /b/
>>706629576
>her personality makes up for it
ohwow.jpg
>>706626178
Don't have any excuse. Guess there has to be something wrong with me, but no one will ever tell me what it is.
just came out of a 3 year long relationship with an alcoholic
found out the night she was being admitted to detox that she had been cheating on me so i dropped her like a bad habit
3 weeks later and i have 2 fwb on the go, i'm lonely as fuck, sleeping alone sucks, but at least i'm getting laid i guess
>>706629603
found the normie.
go bake chicken to take to church, normie mcnormalson.
Until I find a girl you can 1v1 me at sub base with an ump9 I wont bother
>>706627816
i did not see your original post. you can overcome all of this. if you were physically disabled, had an extra chromosome, had a 1 inch dick, or had a criminal record as a sex offender or something like that then maybe id buy ur whole woe is me thing but short, balding, fat, and asian is totes fine. here is what you do.
1. short: embrace the tough little guy stereotype and lift. be like a chihuahua. a big dog in a tiny package. some chick will find this attractive. perhaps some chick you meet at the gym.
2. balding: shave off whatever hair you have left and embrace the completely bald look. that smooth skull. even if you have a funny shaped skull as my younger sister does, people will get used to it, you can make it work.
3. fat: this isn't really necessary since all sorts of chicks fuck fat dudes but lose weight. its good for you and i know you know this already.
4. asian: this is not even a problem. if ur connected to the culture of ur ancestors you can totes land a nice asian woman. and if ur not then ur still fine since asian people (mostly asian women but men too) are considered exotic in a good way.
go date someone man. and if you dont wanna date anyone dont complain.
alternatively you could trap it up like pic related and become the girl of your dreams
>>706627442
This and saves me money
>>706629576
Man I was about to spout some bullshit about how I met her at a bar because I'm bored, but that sounds pretty awesome anon. She's kinda cute, although a bit SJWish. Wish you two the best of luck anon
>>706627125
faggot
>>706626178
I just never applied myself to it. It's one of those things where I say i want it it but don't take the steps necessary to achieve it
>>706629684
Hey I'm just saying. I'd rather date an unattractive girl who really cares than some whore who doesn't give two fucks. Plus she's my dealer so that's a positive lol
>>706627709
>healthy 24 year old white male
>a bit overweight
>good face
>full head of hair
>final year of uni, getting an aerospace engineering degree
>6.5 inches
>no gf because I have zero interest in sex or relationships
How does that make you feel?
>>706629713
I'll tell you what it is:
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>>706626602
edgy
>>706629828
Thanks mang, glad to see some maturity on here.
>>706626664
seriously thought about paying for sex last week for this exact same reason. I am cut from the same cloth.
My dilemma is: where do I semi-safely go to pay for sex?
>>706629733
howd you find out she cheated?
I just broke up with my gf of a little under a year a couple days ago. I went to town on the weekend got a number and was talking to to girls, but not really getting laid yet. At least I still have my confidence lol.
because i have a wife.
Because I work graveyard shifts by myself, so I am constantly too isolated to meet any girls...
Stuck on my last ex. Worse case of being stuck on someone. But working on getting her back. Nothing bad happened just kinda ended so sucks to be the rest of yall
>>706629953
eyy bro, someone else like me exists out there.
How do you deal with life?
>>706626178
90 percent of guys who have never had a girlfriend or are virgins are like that for a variety of reasons:
1. emotional attachment is something you're not into and you like being your own person
2. social anxiety and fear of rejection is tough to get past, some think its better to just not deal with it at all
even with both of those considered, getting shot down always carries the fear of making yourself "that guy" in someone's social circle. It feels like you can't really talk to that person anymore, or it becomes kinda awkward to do so, and you feel like you can't hit on anyone else near you because they might be familiar.
>>706628650
what a fag
>>706630016
not really, call it edgy but at the end of the day women would rather have a chad that can walk away at anytime than some nice guy who thinks he can woe her by writing bad poems and trying to show his loyalty. woopty doo! now you know
Toronto. Cupid's Escorts. I've used them a ton.
>>706629953
Legit question how was it getting your aerospace degree? That's what I am going for , what should I expect ?
>>706630138
she was cheating on me with her co-worker, and that co-worker's fiancee messaged me. they have a kid on the way too
so not only is she an unfaithful alcoholic cunt, she's also a homewrecker
i'm a bit bitter about it still but meh. try out tinder, that's how i met my two flings I have right now
>>706626178
Because I'm not a wonderful guy. I will die alone because I deserve it. Natural selection at its finest.
>>706626178
don't wanna deal with the bullshit and the emotional blackmail, along with having to deal with some two timing backstabber
>tl'dr version: humans are untrustworthy
>>706630245
Damn those 2 nailed it. Pretty spot on.
>>706626178
I like my life the way it is. I don't need some shrew nagging me to be something I'm not.
>>706630245
who the fuck cares if you get rejected, you will learn from your failures, one who learns from those failures is able to become a chad rather than someone who is unable to get past the fact that they have to fail in order to win.
>>706627738
i had one like that....
>>706627941
Oh Lord!
>>706627442
I type this and everyone tells me how wrong I am, you type it and people agree, why?
>>706630245
On one side, I can't stand the thought of entering a relationship with someone I don't know. I only want to be with people I know already, so I would never ask out someone who I just met.
On the other hand, I can't stand the thought of pursuing someone I already know for fear of messing up our relationship.
Its a catch 22 and I've just settled with being alone for the past 8 years.
>>706630200
By getting by. I don't really have friends since high school but that hasn't bothered me too much, I don't have time to be social.
>>706630356
It's not too difficult. I found the theory for finite element analysis difficult but it seems everyone had their own part of the course that they struggled with.
I will say don't be an idiot like me with attending lectures. I was the nerdy guy in high school who read the science textbooks before I even had those classes. I had what I thought was a fairly good understanding of thermodynamics going into college so when that came up I skipped most of the lectures thinking I would ace it. Coming up to the thermodynamics exam I realised I really didn't know it as well as I thought and I barely passed it.
>>706630390
ahhh you're very fortunate that you were notified, but sorry to hear, also unfortunate for the other lady involved. But damn that's like 100% better finding out rather than being blissfully ignorant.
Yeah, I might give it go. Might just give it a bit of time first, tbh I'm kind of embarrassed her sister will find me on tinder and think I'm being sleazy or whatever, not that I have any problems with tinder. I might try it out during the holiday break.
>>706630464
The problem isn't that guys don't know this, its just that rejection is far more common if you aren't fit or if you don't have much shit to offer and actively searching for that 1-in-100 is time consuming if nothing else.
>>706626178
i'm poor and not particularly attractive, i'm also too lazy to waste my time searching for a gf when i can spend my time fapping to my fetishes on the interwebs, it's really not worth the effort...
Girlfriends have been bullshit for me. I used to just fuck all the time and one day I decided to try and grow up and commit to a relationship. So I stopped looking like shit and dressing like shit and tried to become respectabke enough to date. I haven't been on many dates but fuck they have all been bullshit games. I thought just fooling around with people had enough games, but fuck women are crazy. I'm not always ready to say what I'm thinking or how I feel, and I just wanna fucking relax and enjoy a moment. Maybe that's my fault for not being so talkative, but damn I don't need to be read into every fucking thing I do.
I'm bi, and so I tried dating guys too. They're just as bad. Gay guys are clingy as fuck, they never shut the fuck up and they can even try to be controlling. And I am not anybody's bitch. I just want to talk to a goddamn real person and have real fucking conversation, not what you think about Beyonce. I do not give a SHIT about Beyonce.
Basically, I don't have a girlfriend because dating means you either have to burrow through the shit for a real person or become a bullshitter yourself. I am not a wonderful person, but goddamn I do not lie to myself about it like everybody seems to do.
>>706626178
because I have severe abandonment issues brought on by the fact that both my parents worked all day and everyone at school hated me since I was faster at understanding the material than them.
>I'm broke
>I'm in college debt
>I don't have a real job
>I'm not rolling in money
>I graduated from a public ivy university with an engineering degree but haven't found work
>I have no experience with women whatsoever
>I'm not the most attractive person
>I'm not athletic
>I'm out of shape
>I don't own a car
>I come from nothing
>I'm Latino and there's still a very subtle underlying racism about it
That pretty much covers it. The last one is actually pretty new and recently discovered. It kinda hurt when I found out about it. I can still work past it but damn.
Only redeeming thing I have is that I'm doing a start-up.
I have unrealistic standards. I'm probably a 5/10, but I'm only attracted to 9/10+. I know it's wrong, and I have no problem admitting it. I'll either find one thats attracted to me or Ill stay single.
>>706630779
Anon, you gotta go for it early in the relationship. Make it clear that's what you want by at max a few weeks in. If she doesn't reciprocate, don't make it awkward by pushing - let it go and you can still probably be friends unless you supremely fuck it up
Emotional abuse from my last relationship got me all wimpy about relationships. I've had three chances to fuck people but turned down at the last minute because of anxiety
Haven't even been able to get hard at anything since because she was the best at literally everything sexual too
-sigh-
>>706631544
I think we know the same gay guy
>>706626178
No I'm not
>>706631357
so what, it's better to get rejected than to stay put, inaction is your worst enemy!
Because I broke up with my last one and I'm infectious human waste.
>>706630464
not everyone CARES about "becoming Chad."
contrary to popular opinion, "gettin' dat dick wet yo" is NOT the #1 priority of most men, at least those who have mentally matured beyond teenage years...
>>706630245
Nope to both. I simply don't leave my house that often, and when i do, girls are usually with someone already. Those who are alone are freaking ugly most of the time. So i simply won't get anything unless i put a lot of effort into it, which i won't do, because i can fap, it's just more convenient.
>>706631096
Thanks for the advice
>>706626178
I gave into the modern age and use Tinder for hookups. I haven't been in a relationship in close to a year, but it has allowed me to focus more on work/other interests. I guess in a few years I will be more concerned about finding "the one".
>>706631742
Im also just straight up shy and can't talk to strangers. (strangely enough I love pubic presentations, I thrive off public speaking). Im not good at making moves early. By the time I can talk with someone comfortably, we're close friends and I wouldn't think of asking her out. Im stuck.
>>706632022
That's true. A lot of fags go for 8-10/10 girls when they know for a fucking fact there's a huge chance they'll get shot down. If you mentally set yourself up to fail, you get used to it and you stop trying altogether.
Because I'm emotionally damaged from my last relationship. I've gained weight. I've managed to fuck a few girls recently but it was meaningless sex. I have a fat girl that is really into me and would do anything for me but I'm not attracted to her and I feel that she can't relate to my fucked up mindset and I'd probably cheat on her anyway..
>>706632098
This guy gets it. Why even bother when you can fap? The rewards are not worth the effort and time required.
nb4 "lol found the virgin"
>>706632387
> I love pubic presentations
>>706626178
>implying I have an excuse
I don't do social.
I don't do relationships.
I don't talk about my problems or needs anymore.
I either give myself what I need and want ir I shut the fuck up.
Did I mention I fucking hate socialising?
Oh and I'm a firm believer in eugenics.
Thus, my shit genes should not be allowed to spread.
>>706632387
Well at that point, either present it as an idea or just let it go. Don't be a creep about it, let it slip and just see if she's up for it. If not, move on, you're adults and things don't have to be more awkward than they need to. Its not worth pining over someone for so long when you can a) be using that time to go after someone else or b) just drop it altogether and save yourself the stress.
>>706626178
I have absolutely no idea. I guess I just have no sex drive.
There's a girl two years younger than me that I'm into, but I don't know the laws with dating and all that. I'm out of high school but she's still in high school.
I don't want to get v& just because I don't know some law about dating age difference, and I don't want to have her say no and realize I'm too old for her anyways.
What do anons?
>>706631544
fucking hell... you've like clearly explained my life minus the gay thing.
I feel you dawg, i don't know if this is sad but I've connected deeper with sluts than I have my own girlfriends. I've literally banged a caked up, sexy asf slut in my bedroom and we connected for literally 8 hours straight just talking about dreams and aspirations. Another slut i was banging used to just be a fuckbuddy for me, after multiple times banging her we got to a point where we'd just share a wine and talk about life and our feelings and shit. Some people might think it's gay, but that's fine I'm probably one of the manlier guys I know, I've got my shit sorted, stand up for myself, bang bitches and have been in fights (stupid I know) But I just enjoy a nice conversation with someone who has no ulterior motives, who isn't trying to be "cool", who isn't trying to impress me. I find it really fucking attractive and inspiring to just sit with someone, look them in the eye and listen to them speak passionately about something they believe in, while I sit back and question their beliefs until I'm convinced about their convictions. Then I spit my beliefs and chicks are usually surprised.
It's hard to find people like that, men or women. Everybody's playing the fucking circus monkey, jumping through hoops to be percieved a certain way, and to me it's fucking cowardly and boring...
>>706626178
My life is a fucking mess right now, don't want to drag someone else into it and add another source of stress.
>>706632645
>enough edge to cut through stone
man I thought summer was over
>>706632387
It's okay anon, I like pubic presentations too.
>>706626178
Because she broke up with me and I'm back to being sad and alone. Also gaining weight and becoming even more unattractive every passing second,
>>706632968
how is any of that edgy?
>>706626178
I do and shes a bitch
>>706631596
Almost forgot these other two details.
>I'm a gambler
>I'm very cautious around women
To expand on that second added detail.....
I went to a friend's party around this time last year and met a girl there. We had a good conversation and I was feeling good after drinking 3 glasses of wine. Once the party was winding down she decided to leave. We said bye and she hugged me. Fast forward one month and my friend, she hosted the party at her place, told me that I groped said girl at that party which said girl was saying. Thing is, the only time I touched her was when we hugged and the lowest I got was at her waist. This went on for at least a month and I almost lost 3 friendships because of it. Since then, I stopped drinking as much as I use to and barely drink at parties that I'm invited to because I don't want to get taken advantage of again. Other than that, I don't like being left alone with a woman I do not know at all because of that. I'm still branded as a groper to my friend that broke the news to me. Don't talk to her much now.
dont chase the pussy it will get scared and scratch.
Hard to juggle a second relationship.
>>706632841
No sex drive?
Allow me to straightsplain WHY you're wrong...
>>706626178
Well, I'm celibate (no sex or marriage) and refuse to go past friendship.
There's a lot more to the story, but I'm going to leave it at "That shit ain't worth it."
>>706633079
>Did I mention I fucking hate socializing?
>Oh and I'm a firm believer in eugenics.
This is one of the actual cringiest things I've seen in the wild in awhile
>>706632968
Just cos you can only think with your cock doesn't mean I'm not allowed to think of what is best for humankind. Trust me, anon, I am not what's best for humankind.
>>706630689
because I'm charismatic and you're not, it fits perfectly with me not caring about other people. its a very good combination to have in your personality.
>>706633263
but but but but but but but but but GETTIN MAH DICK WET
>>706633079
Hating something that's enjoyable is pretty edgy. I am a shut-in myself, but socializing is good once in a while, the only reason why we don't do it more than a few times a year, is because we can't find the right people. Those who try to make excuses by calling it dumb, are projecting their fears.
>>706633294
>The cringe continues
Dude stop before you look back in 10 years and cringe yourself to death.
This is so hard to read
Don't look at me for answers Faggots.
I'm married...
>>706633358
smh... whatever
>>706631555
Trips
>>706633474
Yeah cos you know, what hapoens in /b/ stays forever.
Jesus, you are fucking stupid
Why are some people virgins past 20yo?
1. Ugly
2. Insane
3. Lazy
Sometimes those 3 combined.
>>706633474
it's because of millennials like YOU that 4chan will be shutting down soon...
>>Had a girl for 3 years
>>Asked her to marry me
>>She had an aneurysm 6 weeks later
>>I'm still a fucking mess
>>706633197
Kek I know, what I say directly after it.
What I meant by that though is I have no actual drive. Legit I can probably just go through life a virgin and although I'd be a bit dishonored only amongst myself, I'd be happy; but I think this girl is cute and I just don't want sex from her.
My decision to pursue or not is not based on wanting pussy, it's quite literally hanging on what a bunch of anonymous faces I've never met on an image board say. I am simply a eunuch, a man who isn't really into "doing the sex." And since I don't have that drive, I don't have a mentality to put effort into pursuing her or anything.
>>706632372
This. There aren't many young adults who want to be in relationships anymore. If you push for a relationship, they will probably end up cheating or end it soon after it starts to fuck someone else. If you can't beat em, join em.
>>706633572
>Calling me stupid
Kid, I'm sorry for you, for your parents, and for whatever sort of friends or siblings you have.
>what happens in /b/ stays forever
Jesus you really don't get it do you?
>>706633660
Oh god now he's samefagging
>stop while you aren't too far behind
>>706633585
Why are YOU so interested in whether or not another man is a virgin? FUCK kids today are so goddamn gay they don't even know it!
>>706626178
I am a soulless heroin addict and i have no interest in relationships
>>706626178
I like hookers too much and I don't care to meet women and get to know them.
>>706633707
That's some shit /b/ro.
It doesn't get easier, but it fades. Don't let it get to you.
>>706633805
Because i am a virgin myself?
>>706633707
Did she die?
no degree, no money, no looks. Cant accomplish anything I put my mind to.
>>706629613
FINALLY, someone posted this picture. Been trying to find it for awhile now - Thanks, Anon!
>>706633786
Nice try, but wrong on the samefagging.
And don't be sorry for my fat ass.
I hate socialising cos I have somehow made myself so unrelatable that I have a fucking hard time even carrying a conversation with my close friends and family.
I claim I'm for eugenics cos that is an easily hateable thing to believe in, and ensures people like you never give me the benefit of the doubt.
Because grills in my area only like White, Black, Muslim or (East) Indian guys...
>>706633585
I've had plenty of opportunities and, yet, I let them go past me. Each girl that I had a slight chance went downhill a year or so later. Kinda glad I didn't fuck them.
Other than that, I actually want to fuck a girl that I'm interested physically and mentally at some level.
>>706626178
because 2d is superior
>>706634280
What's your race?
>>706634282
That qualifies under lazy i guess.
>>706633824
Well heroin destroys your libido, so that doesn't help. I didn't fuck for 3 years when I was using. But there's still hope for you, anon. Not gonna preach to you, but there's hope...
>>706634237
>ensures people like you never give me the doubt
I never even gave you any inclination of what type of person I am kek
>I have a fucking hard time even carrying a conversation with my close friends
Why does making other people cringe get you off so hard?
because im not a wonderful guy
>>706632889
Dude, I know that feel. Sluts are some of the most real people I know. This one girl, we were up all night going hard and when we woke up past noon tired and lazy. Neither of us had any shit to do that day so we got blazed and went to taco bell, looking like shit, went back home and watched this 80's movie Cherry 3000 i think it was called. It only happened once, and it was legitimately the most heartwarming experience of my life. More than any date I had ever been on. Just getting high and shoving gordita crunches down our throats. Man I would kill to do that again.
>>706626178
Social Anxiety, and I'm poor.
>>706626178
Because I lost her.
>>706626178
because girl thinks my standards are high and I already have a girlfriend, while I am here jerking off to incest porn
>>706633994
Nope. After she got out of hospital she said she can't for fill her wifely duties and ended it. Probably would have been easier for me if she did. Haven't seen her since. It's hard to get more than three words out of her.
>>706626178
I'm a rather boring person and I don't have a car.
I have a girlfriend
>>706634481
>I never even gave you any inclination of what type of person I am kek
You're a person. That's all I needed. It's actually pretty easy to get people to hate you right off the bat.
>Why does making other people cringe get you off so hard?
It doesn't. OP asked a question, I answered. You responded to me, I responded to you.
>>706634396
Doesn't matter... it's hopeless for me. But even if it wasn't b/c of my race/ethnicity, too many other factors make women run for the hills.
>>706634658
You mean she became a vegetable, or?
>>706626178
>women are fucking shitty (barely)human beings
>women don't want me, and I don't want them
>a relationship is like a full-time job with no benefits/pay other than sex
>I like my freedom
>I care more about my hobbies and future goals than I do other people
>MGTOW and Red Pill philosophy
>>706629856
completely true. men are of little interest to me too and believe me, ive experienced them.
>>706626178
I do have a girlfriend, and i fucking hate her, but i dont want to invest the time to go find a new bitch to train up. I finally got my girl to be into deep throating and letting me fuck her in the ass.
Ima good guy, just an alchohol.
Because im into ddlg and i have a little girl instead which is a million times better than a gf to me. Unbreakable bond.
>>706627470
Your 20, ofcourse you dont gain weight yet.
Your probably fatter than you realise though, probably not as hot as you think either.
confidence ruined by my ex-wife cheating with one of my best friends
>>706626178
These bitches can't be trusted OP
Crippling social anxiety, I mean crippling. I never speak unless I am addressed directly and even then I am incredibly nervous.
>>706634437
Loosely but who cares?
I'm not allowed to have a girlfriend :(
>>706634800
She did have some side effect's like motor functions where partially impaired but she's fully recovered now. It's been a year and I still can't fix things to the way they where. I think it fucked me up more than her.
Average intelligence yet I'm still an underachiever.in all aspects of life.
>>706634970
What kind of alcohol?
>>706626178
I do have a girlfriend
>>706626178
No excuse, I'm just pathetic
>>706628542
If you advertise yourself as a sexual object thats all you will ever be to them.
I dunno but I feel a dick that big would be like driving a racecar to work.
Its fun for a track day but not a daily driver.
And you put way to much emphasis on the size of your dick and how good looking you are, not to mention your stunning personality.
tldr: Your full of shit cunt.
Because I have work, I study and also gay.
Because I am stupid plus >>706626290
Is not that I dont have oportunities, Im just too stupid to notice them.
My advice to you guys, who feel too afraid or too anxious or whatever to go out and date, just talk. Talk to a girl like you're not even trying to date her. Don't worry about that. If she just wants to stay friends, move on from that bitch. But just talk to her.
You're gonna find that everyone has the same exact insecurities that you do. Whether you're physically attractive or not, people are going to make preconceived assumptions about you. When you try to work around these is when the trouble starts. If you're unattractive to that person, it makes it easy for them to shoot you down immediately. If you're attractive to them, they will try and date you without any notion of the kind of person you might be. If you start a relationship by trying to live up to some expectations, the relationship becomes a game for control over the relationshiop. A contest of who can live up to the expectations.
So if you've dated unsuccessfully before, or haven't dated at all, just fucking talk to people. Don't hold yourself to any standard. You will find someone who appreciates what you stand for and if you're smart you will see where that shit goes.
Well many reasons.
1. I don't really go anywhere, so i don't meet people.
2. If i do go out i ignore everyone.
3. I'm broke and itd be stupid to do. I don't have money to spend period.
4. Low self confidence and depressed after suffering some injurys late last year that I'm still dealing with. I went to snap city.
Because i'm a cuck
Because I dont go outside enough. And all the girls that like me are taken :/
>these all posters
Well, you could go to Japan and get a wife easily with an English teacher job
>>706626178
Engineering student...
>>706633263
>cont.
>>706631544
>>706632889
We're all in a similar boat it seems.
Rule of Thumb: 50% of what comes out of a female's mouth is a lie. When she's interested in you, 80% is.
^I came up with this in middle school and have only found myself stressed with females' bullshit when I strayed away.
>I'm bi, and so I tried dating guys too. They're just as bad.
And here I was hoping that males would be easier to interact with since we'd have a better understanding of each other. Darn.
>Basically, I don't have a girlfriend because dating means you either have to burrow through the shit for a real person or become a bullshitter yourself.
The trick is to not attract them. If they have no reason to impress you (weak, broke, sexually unattractive, physically unimpressive, poorly dressed, useless overall, etc.), they're less likely to bullshit you. This is part of the reason why I'm still single, a virgin, and have no plans for a partner. I've learned too much about most[?] females.
Now, hermaphrodites? I'd consider something semi-sexual with an attractive one.
-
Now, for everyone. Here's some advice:
If you want to be successful with females, look into The Redpill.
If you want to be happy and have minimal stress, look into MGTOW.
>>706626178
I've basically given up.
I've only ever been in one relationship (and only ever had sex with her), and that ended 4 years ago (24 years old now). After failing at dating and flirting most of my life, it's no longer worth the effort, and I haven't found anyone that interests me or turns me on. This, and the anxiety just even talking about dating gives me just makes me say "fuck it". I have tons of friends, have no problem talking to women at all, get frequently asked out on dates, I'm in really good shape, financially stable (and I'm a professional musician), always have had high GPA. It doesn't make much sense, but I've been described as "pathetic" and "requiring a lot of energy to hang out with". I'm honestly the happiest I've been my entire life, and I'm not about to compromise that just because society says "Fuck bitches".
>>706626178
Got one. She won't shut the fuck up about getting married and pushing endlessly for more commitment. This is after flat out admitting that women are looking to be taken care of and the main thing they want in a relationship is security.
>>706626492
Go get meds. Seriously they're a fucking life changer. Get something that is 24/7, than get something like xanax as well. While your at it can't hurt to grab a weed prescription as well. As long as you can control yourself around something like Xanax you'd be golden.
>>706636528
Talked to a lot of people. Women is just something I can't really do. Business? Fuck yeah! I actually trust them more than men. Romance? Nope.
I've had girls hate me for absolutely no reason. I've had girls ditch me after we bonded for months.
I've had girls look at me in disgust on first site.
Yeah, this is something I'll never understand.
>>706628667
>breaking bread
Wit?
Being 6'5" doesn't get you shit if you're still 290lbs.
>>706629224
Now that's what I call edgy.
>>706636989
You are me anon. Happy to see I'm not the only one. Keeping it real my man.
Cuz im too busy working and trappin making money
>>706626178
Women are so entitled and it pisses me off
>>706626178
Just got off dope again, only 103 days clean. Honestly any bitch who would want to date me at this point is probably a terrible choice
I like Star Trek and anime too much. A woman would just get in the way.
I don't try
>>706626178
Because you just dumped me, you bipolar walnut
I am a night owl from my job, so its hard to get out and socialize during regular hours.
I also look like an 18 year old trap (im 22), so the only girls I could attract are 18-20 year old bi girls, which I am fine with, but I cant really meet them by going out to bars and clubs...
I just don't know where to meet any girls.
>>706626178
Because bitches ain' nothin' but ho's and tricks.
>>706626178
because im not a wonderful guy. the first thing i do when i meet a new wymen is try very hard to piss them off so badly they never want to speak to me again. that is literally a reflex that i have to try very hard not to do with all my buddies new gfs
>fat
>ugly
>5'5
>don't know what to do anyway if I did
>>706637816
Ayyyyy
Just got back on dope
And I'm using needles this time.
The few girls who aren't able to see the track marks I push away, but there are some who are OK with it.
One even fixed a couple shots up for me.
>>706626178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLeSBM3RgOI
>>706626178
Because I am no longer A Wonderful Guy©.
>>706626178
only girl at work around my age is too skinny for my tastes
2 girls i liked in HS
>asked one out, found out she was a slut
>other hadnt been on facebook since 2013
>>706637223
This is gonna sound weird, but don't try to be romantic. And it doesn't matter how you look, bitches are gonna hate you and ditch you and look at you with disgust. For no apparent reason. Those people are just not worth fucking with. I'm not saying that as a pick me up, that is just fucking reality.
There is someone out there who likes you for who you are. 9 chances out of 10, this will not be the person you want her to be. She never will be. Just try it anyway.
Got out of a relationship a few months ago, not really looking for another one at the moment. Saw her the other day and she was being pretty flirty and lingering a bit so I'd say she's probably somewhat interested in resuming our relationship but at this point I'm not.
I'm just trying to focus on getting myself to a better position so I'm not struggling to survive working shit jobs the rest of my life.
>>706629953
>>I have zero interest in sex or relationships
That is called 'freedom.'
Because I have very bad social anxiety. And I'm convinced that women are only there to steal half your shit and leave.
>>706626178
Bitch bled on my dick after I busted her hymen so I dumped her last week
I honestly am not sure if I want one.
I think about the cuddling and the talking and the sex and I'm like "yeah, that sounds great", but then I think about fucking everything else. Cuddling puts it right at about 50-50 in terms of "do I want a girl friend."
because my gf of 6 years broke up with me 4 months ago. She didn't have the honesty or maturity to tell me that the real reason she broke up with me was because she cheated on me.
After getting fucked over like that, im not looking to get back into a relationship right now.
>>706627252
Same boat famalam
Im gay
>>706627470
That last part defines me.
Because my wife's not cool like that.
>>706626178
Because I broke up with her a month ago after two years.
>>706626178
Laziness. I'm just not interested in all of the bullshit that relationships entail. Also I've done a lot of shit BUT sex... so i am a bit anxious about that.
Because I'm married.
>>706638543
I don't even try to be romantic with any of the girls I meet. I treat them like any other person unless they show some interest then the relationship can change.
At this point in my life, I'm on the one strike rule. If I get ignored, stood up, or anything I let the girl take control of the relationship from there until she shows she's worth a second chance.
>>706626178
Because she fucking lives 2,500 kms away and doesnt want a LDR.
FUCK THIS.
because this is me
>>706626178
I only just realized that the last relationship I'd been in was deeply abusive, and that the people I'd developed feelings for since then were either awful human beings or also using me, and I was too dumb to see it.
>>706626178
I spend like 70 percent of my income on drugs
>>706639781
This guy again...
>>706626178
Combination of me being boring, somewhat awkward, and picky.
High standards combined with the fact I do very little to meet people I'd have common interests with.
>uni life
>week consists of studying, chilling with friends
>weekends I party with friends, plenty of sluts but no girlfriend material
The type of girl I'd want as a girlfriend would not be the type I meet partying.
to be honest even though i like the idea of companionship and having ready access to sex, a relationship is a lot of stress and effort that i'm too lazy to deal with.
Broke up with my girl who I've been with for five years. Don't have one now because I wanna try what else is out there
>>706640082
Ready access sex is what I miss the most. Was shit but after five years, need try some other pussy.
Because internally theres a me that represents what I want to be and should be, a standard I hold myself higher to than other people but I know internally that I will never become this person because I'm a lazy arrogant Dunning-Kruger asshole who knows enough to feign intelligence, and this creates intense self-loathing that I mask with a charismatic, happy, and confidant façade, and should anyone know that Im actually weak and so truly horrible a person it would break me so I cut myself off from romances. Im surprised honestly I still am able to maintain friendships, what with the way I am now.
Does marriage count as girlfriend?
>>706626178
Im Black and skinny. Im in bachelor tho, i study political science and i just wanna end myself. Im gonna die alone.
Need to get new job first. Also trying to move. Girl can wait
>>706627990
yeah but at least you've got a sense of humor
Im a narcissistic asshole with standards way to high for my pay grade.
>>706626178
I do have one :^)
>>706626178
Because i like dicks.
I'm in love with my best friend.
It's been over 20 years
I got married. After the kids, the dog, the house, the life, I just don't have time for one more person.
>>706626178
i have two
I do have one, but I'm about to lose her cause I went homeless. Will likely off myself then. Suggestions?
>>706626178
i don't have a boyfriend because
not pretty enough
too old
not fat but overweight
lives in my parent's basement
scared of going out in public alone
doesn't play well with others
pic related; this is not what i look like
>>706626178
i cant be open to girls because of my fetish
I dont really like conversation and i suffer from mild social anxiety.
I guess i'm kinda boring? But i feel like the girls i've talked to are even more boring sometimes. Maybe it's just me, but the last time i felt like i had a connection with a girl was a while ago. I also keep to myself a lot so i don't go out and meet people often. I've had chances to date some pretty cute girls, but i always back away because i don't feel going through any crap. I think i'm just a train wreck now. I really don't feel like trying anymore.
>>706642542
You are too fat. POST A BODY SHOT YOU CUNT. I dont believe you.
>>706629041
Living the life right? That's the same exact shit for me
/b
/thread
>>706626178
I don't have interest in a relationship, also I would prefer a boyfriend. but I'm not gay
>>706626178
Ummm. Broke up 2 weeks ago because my dumbass made a joke about his (ftm) gender.
>>706643660
not "fat" but overweight
learn to read fuckbag
also, I'm never posting pics so eat me
because they suck, and not in a good way
>>706626178
Because I refuse to settle for the type of female I can get right now given my current circumstances.
>>706626178
No confidence talking to women anymore...
There's a 8/10 in my Soc class... Wore a Star Wars shirt a few weeks ago, saw on her laptop today that she was browsing Comic Con's website....
>>706626178
normal looking, not fat, slim, tall, own 2 bedroom kitchen living room apartment, own 3 store villa 10min walk from the sea big yard, girls like me,
but..... 2 shy and with low self esteem for no fucking reason in general thats why fuck me
Because i'm beta as fuck
I'm too cut up, scarred, overweight, and paranoid to be attractive, and I don't want to be stuck in a relationship where my girlfriend merely tolerates me without loving me.
>>706626178
32, fat, schizo-affective disorder, pothead, living in an RV in my mother's front yard, washing dishes for a living in an uber Christian town. That and I'm shit scared to even try. I hate bars. I have no friends of my own in the area. No money. Shit resume, so a better job is kind of a challenge. I wasted my youth self medicating with drugs and alcohol.
>>706629576
>Criticize her all you want, her personality makes up for it
No it dosen't.
>>706626178
After being cheated on twice, bled dry financially and having to deal with more than a lifetimes worth of collective crazy between four different gf's, I've made the decision to stay single, spend my time and money on me, and chase sluts.
Sluts don't start fights about how long you take to message back, or that I spoke to another girl, or that I didn't say anything about their new shoes or get pissed when i'm expected to be a free taxi for their friends; sluts only want dick, good company and sometimes even like to play with other sluts too.
Also I revel in the moments where now desperate and progressively fatter 30 somethings are starting to realize their capital is rapidly diminishing in contrast to their younger and lower maintenance peers.
Call me sadistic but after the shit i've suffered, I feed on the looks that women my age give when I shoot them down and go after girls ten years their junior, the mix of disappointment and self pity is boner fuel.
>>706627413
Fuck you slutbag. I hate your attitude. Get herpes.
>>706630069
depends where you live state?
>>706636941
>I've learned too much about most females.
Sure thing fgt
>>706626178
I can barely afford to pay rent. Having little money is a turn off for most women, i guess.
I have a girlfriend but I didn't have one for a long time it's all about waiting
I don't know, and that upsets me. How can you solve a problem if you don't know what it is?
>>706626178
Im ugly as fuck
This thread
>>706626178
I'm
I'm
Married....
I go to a school with a 4:1 ratio, in a major with a 30:1 ratio
>>706626760
I think you're probably just gay bro.
