Benis
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Benis
bepis
penis
>>706617776
so watcha doin?
nipse
>>706617652
I'm bored
>>706617997
how come?
RACCOOON IF YOU HERE I SORRY I TOLD YOU I IS SHIT I DREW IT AWFUL I WILL REDRAW TOMMOROW MANY MANY SORRIES NIGGA
BACKSACK
>>706617919
Not freezing so much today thankfunny
Yourself?
less bepis, mor butt
>>706617832
He wants to fuck you, then hide the body.
>>706618134
I'm always bored if I'm here
AM is too round, the most ill do with him is drink beer.
His looks are the typical wisconsin round german boy. Think Augustus Gloop.
>>706618198
playing some overwatch with friends
>>706618222
just play some video games or something
>>706618411
rude
what kind of beer?
that's rough
>>706618411
Sounds terrible
>>706618446
I have no will to do anything
>>706618446
Nice
Also tfw seeing something sexy but just got done fapping
>>706618547
Moonman or maybe 312
>>706617463
Koreans can grow 'decent' facial hair, they just can't grow beards. They can only grow that ching-chong-bing-bong kind of shit like shifu from kung fu panda
>>706618649
good enough for me then
>>706618200
BENIS BEST NIGGS
>>706618411
So he knows his way up a chocolate pipe then.
>>706619027
You're really gross
>>706618578
find some
>>706618605
then you shoudl wait till the thread next time
>>706617982
me as well. fucking only have time now to do weekends. i need a new experiment too
>>706619237
You know it
Hi kat
>>706619302
Study fox penises.
>>706619432
Hey snarf can you grow a beard? Give me beard tips.
>>706619238
Wasn't really referring to the thread, it's rare that I find something here that suits my tastes :P Been here for hours actually
>>706619352
Hows that MFF thing going?
>>706619501
Be Scandinavian. I don't 'grow a beard', I forget to shave and I look like a mountain man.
>>706619501
youre tainted with ginger beard so it will never be good
>>706619531
I've had it all paid off for a while now, so fine enough.
>>706618673
Not a fan of facial hair outside of beards. I shave daily because I hate my moustache and goatee
>>706619238
Too much on my mind
>>706619432
fuck them thts whât alwaŷs géts me going
Ever been to Chicago before?
>>706619886
Then study the effects of a penis entering my butt.
>>706619733
>>706619917
>>706619900
I see an ass with buttfloss on bepis.
>>706619972
I knew you like taking it up the ass
>>706619653
Well you have a few years on me and this is my first time 'trying' to grow one out. I don't get what people are talking about with having an itchy beard, mines not itchy at all.
Also I am Scandinavian. 40% Norwegian, 40% Swedish, 20% Irish or smth.
>>706619719
It's very very faint. You can only see the orange in natural sunlight.
>>706619885
Mines entering that phase of gross upper-lipness where it looks you mashed pubes along the edge of your lip.
>>706619917
Nope, and I don't plan to explore much. The convention is right next to the airport, so it's just going to involve getting off my plane, leaving the terminal, and walking to the hotel that's right next door.
>>706619972
i do that already. they're called your dreams
>>706616748
It was worth a shot. I usually lurk so thanks for dumping
Posting takes sooooo long when your phone keeps swapping to 2g -_-
>>706620036
gotta keep that butt squeaky clean
>>706619527
so how was your day?
>>706619719
mew
>>706619885
what's on your mind?
>>706620178
light does not change that its ginger
gingers are bad
Kaaaaatteeeeen~? Come out and plaaay~
>>706620360
I had a great sleep thank you :) Yours?
>>706620360
weeeeeem
soup?
>>706620204
Will you be having wild sex parties with your compatriots like I typically hear goes on in these furcon hotels?
An Aunt of mine went to stay in Chicago for a few days for some family reunion thing with her husband years ago and got a hotel somewhere. Lady at the desk asks her "How many hours?".
>>706620351
here comes the popsicle
THE POSTER BELOW ME IS A LYING SON OF A BITCH DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING THEY SAY
>>706620714
yeth thur
>>706620452
It came from my late grandmother (Who had insane red hair), it skipped my dad and I got the gene that makes it a tint of orange.
sadness covers me like a blanket
>>706620783
you LIAR
>>706620124
Duh.
>>706620178
I've been growing full facial hair since I was 16.
If you don't properly moisturize your facial hair on your cheeks and neck as it grows in, it can itch. Just start putting shampoo and conditioner on your jaw when you do your hair, it'll be fine.
>>706620774
>>706620783
>>706620498
it was pretty good. watched a movie in class
>>706620551
wem soup sounds tasty
>>706620662
Nah, room orgies are less common than advertised. I plan to have some drinks, see some panels and art, eat some good food, and have fun with friends.
>>706620864
Good to know you're happy
>>706620219
You need to establish a control. With your penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZJsfkGVWx8
>>706620996
What movie was it?
THE POSTER ABOVE ME IS UNDERAGE AND HAS STUFFED THEIR ASS WITH KITCHEN SUPPLIES WHILE ENTERING THIS THREAD
>>706620178
Sounds bad
>>706620360
Re-enlisting because I hate myself missing out on opportunities or going to university and putting all of that to rest or going to university, go back in as a commissioned officer but never earning the respect of the soldiers under me, relegated to being a glorified pencil pusher.
>>706620863
i feel so bad for you
>>706620996
its actually really salty and barely warm
>>706620864
>My life
>>706621105
They have alcohol at these cons?
>>706621419
Well yeah, just not on the con floor. S'why we have a room rule of 21+
Going to BLFC in Reno next year too, which is going to be more of a drink fest.
>>706621105
hey amal
>>706620874
it's in the blood baby
>>706621105
comes and goes
>>706621419
tuck me in. let me die.
>>706621309
moo
>>706621544
Hi kat
>>706620889
Mines been going for about a month and a half. I've been using beard balm to calm it down a bit since it's all curly and wants to grow in every direction, used to have dry skin during my teen years but now it's pretty normal. Still shampoo and condition it tho.
>>706621417
It's not that orange, this is like the extent of it (Not me btw)
>>706621562
cause ur JEWISH?!
>>706621119
tha fuk
that would make the implication it's not a neutral object. because i dont have one. and if i didnt have something that doesnt already exist it makes a contrapositive wat?? thats like saying 0+0=4
>>706621634
god, i wish. then i'd be both types of new york intellectual.
>>706621696
yeah that'd be like full jon stewart
>>706621571
Moo...? Cow? M-milk? :D
Overwatch is an overrated cash grab.
you put the dime in me pants
>>706621614
groooooooooooooody
>>706621787
no milk!
>>706621309
it was a documentary called "Kinsey" it's about sex research in psychology
>>706621357
are you not enjoying life outside the army?
>>706621417
if I had a mouthful of it I'd probably swallow
>>706621543
I would be so afraid of getting drunk around gays.
>>706621562
You are dead.
>>706621695
Then get one, duh.
>>706621938
Oh... :c Well got me a cute cowcat though <3
>>706622016
My doubles are secretly quadruples
>>706621769
i don't watch nu-liberal tv
>>706621849
yes
>>706622016
thank god i've always wanted to be a lich
>>706621968
That reminds me of a fucking amazing music video Katten shared with me. Here it is https://vimeo.com/30798517
>>706622187
yeah the black guy from stewarts show tried a new show and the ratings were beyond abysmal because he was unfunny and only talked about racism.
>>706621968
hey that's what I do kinda. Kinsey's a madman. he broke people
>>706622050
can i have yours?
>>706622288
I guess.
>>706622258
just like presumptive russian-born president donalt trumpinski
>>706622258
His presidential dinner speech was absolutely horrible.
>>706622123
Wut
>>706622187
Im a robot
>>706622197
I've seen that one. it's got all the monsters in it
>>706622288
It's part of one of my psych courses. what do you do?
>>706622333
that's how it works
you have penis
im a girl
i steal your penis
i now have a penis
>>706622442
whats it like
>>706622486
But that's marriage.
>>706622447
I absolutely love the animation style. Those guys should make a movie
>>706621968
oh my~
>>706622081
das not a thing though!
i will try
i have a penis
>>706622442
When I pour drinks. I shouldn't be allowed to pour for others at cons any more.
The original moon landing was faked.
so was your moms orgasm
>>706622604
Cowcat should be a thing. It would be adorable <3
>>706622524
Feels a lot like being Finnish. Also I learned from my mother randomly that im part Finnish as well.
I know where I get my benis from now.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>706621968
There's aspects to civilian life that I don't like but there were aspects to Army life that I didn't like as well. But I acknowledge there are merits to both.
JFK dying was the best thing to happen to America.
>>706622641
I feel like you would try to rape me. A single mother tried doing that to me once.
>>706622788
i think it would be terrible lol. a cat with a bloated sack filled with milk
>>706622447
chigong type stuff with the mental attributes of the mind-body relation. so chigong is about control over your chi, and get ready for this chi is an important part of sexual control. so things like rhythm and passionate energy are actually emulated in the mind through mantra. i.e. you talk dirty because the mouth is like sex. not because of the words you use. but the throw they have as they leave your diaphragm and larynx etc
>>706622987
I'm not the rapist type. Besides, I don't really need to be forceful to have sex.
>>706623065
Noo, it would be the size of a dog, have a cow snout and cat ears, it would moo with some mew into it, and it would purr~~
>>706623158
No need for force when the ass you want is passed out drunk.
>>706622578
it does look pretty
>>706622604
just fill me up with some wem soup
>>706622854
what would you do at university?
>>706623154
sounds interesting
>>706622806
i bet the fins have tiny cute cocks cause it's cold and that would have been an evolutionary advantage
GM crops will give your children autism.
>>706623389
No need to force those whom consent
>>706623154
Wow that sounds interesting, tell me more.
>>706623492
Are you saying I have a tiny cock?
>>706623484
The tunes are really nice too, of course
>>706623274
cows smell bad though
>>706623484
you want a cup or a bowl?
>>706623615
I do not consent.
>>706623642
i can say nothing with certainty. do you have a tiny cock?
>>706623678
Not cowcats though. It would smell just like vanilla~
>>706623710
Then I won't fuck you.
That should be relatively simple logic.
>>706623807
i do like vanilla a lot! does the milk taste like it too?
The feeling of love is just a series of complex chemical reactions.
>>706623484
I have no clue. I've had about a year to reflect on it all and I'm still as lost as I was when I got my dd214
who is this chumpski
>>706623896
No, it doesn't. It IS vanilla, they don't produce milk :D
>>706623737
Ive been told im above average. Though I have heard from people that below 8inch is small.
>>706623849
I dont trust you.
>>706623664
I thought I had heard of other stuff they had done, but after looking for it, I couldn't find anything I recognized
>>706623678
at least a bowl
>>706623923
what is a dd214?
>>706624169
small is subjective. when is a pile a heap?
>>706624169
Which is totally fine. I don't trust you either
Interstellar is an objectively better film than Space Odyssey
>>706623903
So is thermite and mustard gas.
>>706624095
i am so confused now
>>706624231
order up!
>>706624231
Perhaps Katten has more where that came from
hahahahahah
>>706624279
>>706624338
They shit chocolate too. Everything they eat turns into pure chocolate
>>706624247
Just short of a buttload.
>>706624250
I feel like most people think that.
Interstellar had better music, but I like ambient and most people don't so everyone will try to crucify me for saying that.
jeez that's an overstatement.
>>706624478
my buttload differs from your buttload...
>>706624338
tasty!
so what you up to? feeling any better
>>706624351
so whatcha up to?
>>706624450
that sounds gross i dont want poop!
>>706624582
the audio was all fucked in that movie. it was boring. i do not like the actor. he is boring.
>>706624231
Discharge papers
Leonardo DiCaprio did not deserve to win that oscar.
>>706623631
mantric induction of trance via yogic and pranic channels of the self and positive feedback takes you to high densities of consciousness, aka "kundalini".
it's relatively easy to understand with the sciences of the indian peoples. but more importantly it's what we can gather about the brain when it does this. i cant get people to fuck and sing repetitious syllabic nonsense to get their head to swim and have their primal instincts come out and fuck in place of them.
it would cost too much money.
>>706624692
i am feeling lots better. but i think i am getting sick with what all these niggers at work had and they cough everywhere and they dont cover their mouths and fucking infect everythig around me
>>706624478
Most likely. I think you're okay enough to hang out with.
Also, good job being hung like a horse.
>>706624692
Considering getting some chocolate cake for breakfast. Or well, it isn't really cake but I don't know what else to call it in English
>>706624756
Also they're cuddly as fuck :3
>>706625243
i could cuddle a vanilla all day
>>706624796
do you not have any hobbies you want to do?
>>706625052
where do you work?
>>706625243
go get some. do they taste like cake?
>>706624657
Haha, you so funny.
>>706624756
I dont care!!111 I like long drawn out organ music.
>>706625056
Thanks I guess
>Also, good job being hung like a horse.
wut
>>706625423
You wanna cuddle a vanilla plant? Cute
>>706624917
So what you're saying is that you ease people to a deeper state of consciousnesses, and fuck the more animalistic part of them?
I wouldn't mind volunteering for this research, I already practice TM.
>>706624917
We'll just have to make do with just ourselves.
>>706625529
got a lotta junk here friend
>>706625529
You said a buttload. My butt takes horse dildos.
>>706625476
Meeh, perhaps you can tell me what it is
>>706625694
Technically a buttload is 126 gallons.
>>706625476
pharmacy. all these old ass niggers coming in for their niggeritis diseases meds spreading their nignog germs
>>706625529
i wasnt saying the music was bad. im saying that it wasnt balanced well against the dialogue
>>706625537
only the beans
>>706625672
Got dat junk in the trunk.
>>706625694
I never said how big my dick was.
>>706625789
Quick google search describes it as like a brownie.
>>706626000
made for high-volume storage
>>706625916
This guy gets it.
>>706625994
Oh yeah, probably. I havent seen it since it came out.
>>706626084
I wouldnt put my hotdog down a hallway.
>>706625636
it's definitely a thing, we can't do it though. do you know how much an EEG costs? like 1000 bucks. we have like, peanut shells and gum bits.
>>706626001
Right, that's a good description! Thanks
>>706625994
Brb. I'll be back with a treat for you~ No it's not vanilla
>>706626184
flexibility is not slack
KISSES the spoon
>>706625789
does it have a name?
>>706625994
I'd hate to be around sick people non stop
>>706626273
i was hoping it was vanilla
>>706625476
I don't like them enough to try to make a career out of them
>>706625668
fuck you're self dude, your a null operator.
>>706626245
You could always try applying for a grant to pull it off.
Who knows, you might get more participants.
>>706626360
~
>>706626514
>>706626476
So mean now.
>>706626392
its horrible. they are so gross. leaving snot rags all over tainting the area. fucking need to burn the place down
>>706626334
That "New Car Smell" just isnt there anymore.
>>706626720
*eskimo kisseu*
>>706626865
i've told you that fucking a tight virgin ass is painful and unpleasant before, right? people squeeze with that thing and it bends your dick in a bad way.
>>706626943
your snout is so soft and reptilian
>>706626514
i'm not granting anyone time for grants to write themselves, the research goes on
>>706626750
be quiet u
>>706626470
well you gotta find something to do
>>706626856
are you gonna get anything for your cold or whatever you have?
>>706627312
That's never worked on Snarf.
bump
>>706618888
Epic quads wolfie
>>706627312
Then be sure to update me on your findings
>>706627286
I keep my complexion silky smooth with only the finest sand minerals a derg can buy
the only thing that can silence snarf is butts
>>706627330
I'll just retreat from civilization and live as a beardless mountain man
>>706627286
Do you know from experience?
>>706627480
fox
>>706627330
i am going to get sick and cry
but i am just taking that like emergen-c shit
>>706627755
i gave him all mine last night and he wnted more
>>706627667
i have oldies if you wanna read them
this is still pretty cool https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16398586
>>706627787
Cat.
>>706627667
a sand bath a day keeps the scale rot away
>>706627783
obviously
>>706627955
this is a cat
>>706627758
sounds like a solid plan
>>706627870
hopefully you get better soon
....
>>706626392
It's in the filename
>>706626456
Will this do?
>>706628190
hopefully i dont get sick and fight off this pre sick
>>706627971
I envy you.
>>706628152
>catseesnibispenis.jpg
>>706628322
Hey nibers.
>>706627971
Yes it does sir
>>706627949
hm
>>706628193
what a cute panda
>>706628270
oh, I thought was just a random jumble of letters. it looks tasty
>>706628291
hopefully. I've got a throat thing that I hope doesn't turn into a full cold
>>706628193
>>706628430
Hi
>>706628190
Only downside to this plan is sex. There won't be any. This is a terrible plan
>>706628270
is that the frozen cake you've had for months?
>>706628555
drink lots of bleach to kill the germs
>>706628555
Es so fookin' good
>>706628718
weeks*
Yup, and it's delicious~
>>706628688
if you become a mountain man, then you just have to find another hermit, or forest critters if you end up crazy
>>706628718
that sounds good, but I think I'll just stay with tea
>>706628830
what does it taste like?
>>706628830
oh yeah weeks. did you have to cook it? was it defrost and serve? it looks moist as cock
>>706628934
mix bleach into tea
>>706628934
Like brownies I suppose, has a bit of a gooey filling
>>706628638
How're you?
>>706629067
Extremely annoyed
>>706629050
It needs to sit outside the fridge for a while before you can eat it, but since the last serving it's been sitting in the refrigerator
>>706629050
but then it'll be diluted. i'll drink a small bottle and see if it fixes my problems
>>706629063
is it actually a breakfast thing, or are you just eating brownies for breakfast
>>706628934
Animals are for food, clothes, trophies and furniture not sex.
>>706629228
Oh, sorry. I'll leave you be then, love you.
rate my doggy
>>706629296
I eat whatever I want whenever I want, ain't anybody telling me otherwise! I eat ice cream in snow storms and spit at those who dare judge me for it
>>706629407
cya
>>706629313
good luck thinking that straight when your a crazy mountain man
>>706629420
7/10 not fluffy enough
>>706629505
but you were in your house during the snowstorm
>>706629597
What snowstorm?
>>706629597
Which is why I'm not going through with it
>>706629716
you said you were eating icecream in a snowstorm
>>706629800
well theres plan C out the window
>>706628322
green both ways
>>706629886
I said that I do it as a matter of fact, not that I've been doing it recently
>>706629886
I'll find something I'm good at besides shooting, I'm going to bed
>Captcha "Hump 70yds"
I would if I could captcha...
>>706629904
wut
>>706630072
well then go out into the snow and eat your brownies
>>706630119
nite nite
>>706629248
i want it
>>706629296
make sure to buy name brand
>>706630226
green with envy, green with inexperience
>>706622376
except he doesn't only talk about racism.
Eliza left, Snarf sad.
>>706630309
I will when the snow does come
>>706630335
Swallow it
>>706630349
I dont understand what you mean by green is what I mean.
>>706630545
Me and Katten are still here
>>706622388
yes it was as abysmal as his show.
>>706630335
I'll make sure I only drink bleach brand bleach
>>706630550
go sit in the freezer to simulate a snow storm
>>706630781
>>706630781
>>706630781
>>706630639
Katten was making fun of my fat cat.
>>706630871
you have a cat? whats he look like
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>lel-chan
>>706630550
i intend to
>>706630751
smart lad~
>>706630957
it looks fat
