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>>706630469
excuse me: racism, how ugly ms universe is, not taxes, china, how mexico will pay for the wall, and barring muslims from entering the US.
>>706630613
you envy my sexual experience. you are green with envy, and you are green like a rookie.
So I might have gotten someone to rip the clamps for their RAM cards out of their computer.
>>706631045
great job, that's a true goof
>>706630871
I'm sure he doesn't mean anything by it
>>706631045
how do you mean rip out?
>>706630957
Technically its my brother's, here >>706627955
Mine is pic related.
>>706630751
Genius idea!
>>706631120
Do eet *GLARE
>>706631115
They aren't a good person.
Should I feel bad?
>>706631147
They wanted to know how to tell how many pins their RAM has and I told them to put a magnet to it. If it's magnetic then it's a 46 pin.
That or take the clamps for their RAM out of the mobo and look under to see.
They haven't posted after that.
my jeans are not for public consumption
>>706631017
nothing he's said is racist, china is stealing our workforce and increasing acquisition of US jobs with the increased cash, mexico will pay for it and barring muslims from entering the US would be an effective deterrent to preventing terror attacks.
a prevention that might not be necessary if the left had anything to offer except take guns away from citizens and we need to stop racially profiling muslims
which literally fosters an environment for terrorism to continue.
>>706631319
i have popcorn
also
>Squash made someone break their computer
nice
>>706631273
he's adorable
>>706631319
it'll also keep your brownies cold
>>706631384
some people shouldn't be trusted around electronics
>>706631623
I'm gonna go get some tea laced with bleach brand bleach
>>706631750
I would break my computer to get away from squash.
>>706631070
Fine boner, you win!
>>706631623
I'm gonna keep glaring at you as you eat~
>>706631750
It would be great if so.
>>706631796
If they trusted me on that then they deserve it.
>>706631796
And I'll die! It's a win win win!
>>706631801
Listen here, you little sour patch bundle of bitch.
>>706631796
no you have to use the bleach instead of water
>>706631841
good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj1HrEy12lU
sade, dis moi
>>706631384
probably not.
>>706631614
i do not address unsubstantiated fear-mongering. i may consider voting for a person with a shadow of trump's extremist ideologies if that person was not as pneumatic as trump is, and it is a shame that he took hillary clinton's place this election as the joke nominee.
>>706632086
[spoiler]I don't know. I just like your attention.[/spoiler]
>>706632071
I will study every movement of your face with great interest as you chew
Oh that's right. I can't do that here.
>>706631953
woo!
>>706632071
I think boiled bleach turns into a poisonous gas though
>>706631017
Is that supposed to be insulting?
>>706632279
i dont chew. i suck on the popcorn until it turns to mush then swallow
>>706632450
thats what they want you to think
>>706632450
Hot demon daddies here I cum!
>>706632221
trump isnt even a race realist.
do u even 1488
he normie as fuck, but the only choice in the election to get the US back on course
>>706632450
Love my kitty!
>>706632558
I will study that with great interest as well
>>706632526
no. stop turning this on yourself.
>>706632579
i cannot even imagine what kind of disaster a security council between trump and putin on aleppo would look like. he would george lucas that shit so hard.
>>706632558
well if I dissapear it's cause the poisonous gas got me
>>706632577
they're gonna put their demon dicks in your butt
>>706632591
how old is he?
>>706632591
Love MY kitty!
>>706632881
She's 5 or 6 now.
Dom. Can you help me get past the sage in DS3?
I'm on NG+++++++++ so you might just need to distract.
>>706632881
No no, it'll be the complete opposite!
>>706632908
No, mine's better.
>>706632707
do that dork~
>>706632881
dont worry. that gas is just a lie
>>706633050
ya sure, how can i be doing this
>>706633071
Mine would cuddle the shit out of yours
>>706632908
that's also an adorable cat
>>706633007
indoor or outdoor cat?
>>706633068
mines more fun to imagine
>>706633096
good news and bad news. which do you want first?
>>706633276
bad
>>706633374
bad news is that I don't have any bleach. good news is that I didn't die
>>706632840
Whatever then.
>>706633096
You gonna feel real uncomfortable after a few minutes of my mesmerized glaring~
>>706633276
The adorablest
>>706633276
We're gonna take turns
>>706633465
if it cannot be construed as a personal insult toward you, you lose interest. gauche.
>>706633458
why dont you have bleach? you should always have some. im glad youre not dead though~
>>706633617
i am always uncomfortable
Polish badger drinks seven beers, passes out on beach, sleeps for two days
>>706633276
Outdoor. Though she mostly goes out just to shit these days.
>>706632840
you mean worse than the three way war we're currently funding in syria between jihadist rebels (us tax funded), who are fighting isis (previously us funded) and fighting assad?
1 why are we toppling a stable dictatorship when we've already done that in libya with Qaddafi and there still isnt a government, its only led to 3+ years of intercene jihadist war and a refugee crisis
our jihadists are fighting isis and assad, assad is russian backed because of treaties we were aware of before going into syria.
assad is fighting rebels and isis, we're fighting isis too but oops we 'accidentally' bombed an assad base during the ceasefire we initiated just prior to a surprise isis push against assad.
the fucking jihadists we're paying have chased our special forces out of a city while (our SF) were trying to take out ISIS leaders, our jihadists screaming death to american infidels.
most of this is state department funded, literally started by clinton and obama.
LITERALLY doing anything else in syria right now can only improve a situation teetering on the brink of war with russia, given trumps already diplomatic relations with mexico and russia.
>>706633683
Aw, there there my friend <3
>>706633663
I honestly dont know what to say now.
How was your day?
>>706633784
That's too fuckin funny, poor badger though
>>706632840
like seriously just read this, the refugee crisis is -literally- caused by clinton starting the same shit she tried in libya, in syria.
http://www.salon.com/2016/03/02/even_critics_understate_how_catastrophically_bad_the_hillary_clinton_led_nato_bombing_of_libya_was/
she's a fucking warhawk like the bastard child of bush jr and mccain
>>706633886
russia is literally bending over backward to not kick our shit in inside syria right now cause it would make them look terrible, but it would be entirely justified.
>>706633617
no, they'll just be in your butt 24/7
>>706633683
I'm actually kind of surprised I don't have any. I do now have a cup of tea with honey in it though
>>706633815
she is super cute
Doing dailies is annoying.
>>706633934
~~
>>706634094
weeeeeeeeeem
>>706634238
what kind of tea?
>Playing wow
>Current year
>Playing wow +2011
>>706634451
wemwem~~
Bless you, Dom.
Kai, get naked.
>>706634546
~~~~~~~~~ hoi
>>706634451
still just english breakfast tea. but it's throat soothing
Oh hi, Squish!
>>706634611
okay
>>706634663
told ya, bb
>>706634238
I'm ok with being their slut and them fucking the shit out of me, but they'll be doing it riding my dick!
>>706634451
Here, have a brownie! Here, take another one! Have another brownie! Here, there's lots! Here's one more for good measure! Eat, eat, eat~
>>706634839
Howdy, Kai.
>>706634839
Now touch kitty.
>>706634771
i'll show you throat soothing
>>706634839
wew~
>>706634843
why are you trying to make me fat?
>>706635104
i second this
>>706635012
what have you been up to lately?
>>706635169
I'm not, I'm making ya feel good~
>>706635104
what if he doesn't want that?
>>706635256
I moved back in with dad after living with George and them for a few months.
Working on getting my own place here in town.
>>706634843
makes hell sound like a fun place
>>706635169
does it involve a load of wem soup?
>>706634494
Nah, not WoW. FFXIV
>>706635445
Is that any good?
I was considering picking it up.
>>706635271
making me FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>706635375
pffffff when wouldnt i?
>>706635413
a nice helping of it
>>706635413
It wold be if I were in charge
>>706635412
hey that's awesome
i'm planning on doing the same sometime soon
what kind of work do you do?
>>706635551
*touches your bum*
>>706635551
Fine, have this healthy sausage instead
>>706633886
you think i'm rationalizing the enormity of our collective global problems as a sharp attack on trump, when i'm not. i do not want any of them in office, and it's pathetic that this election has become based on homegrown social policy and hillary will win off that when everyone should be terrified of the outbreak of large-scale global war. i'm sure you've heard putin reneged from the nuclear security act.
>>706634065
i already knew she was a scumbag. i was convinced not to vote for her when those colin powell emails were leaked.
>>706635630
I still work a factory job.
It pays well enough. Going to the Ren Fair in KC with one of the anime posters on the 14-16.
>>706635725
how delightfully lewd~
>>706635824
sausage isn't. it probably has nitrates in it
>>706634572
i am the arbiter, i know the score. from square one he'll be watching all...
sixty four
>>706635551
I'll try to swallow all of it
>>706635560
it would kind of defeat the purpose of eternal torture though
>>706635914
then we agree, he is the least worst.
>>706636003
It's a penis sausage
>>706636020
We should PvP sometime.
>>706635930
awesome
have fun!
>>706636076
no, he's horrible. i'll probably vote for jill stein out of spite even though i have no idea who she is or what constitutes her policy.
>>706636139
im going to be playing the game with relative frequency now that i've upgraded my gpu. i'd be into it, but i NEVER min/max
>>706636062
every last drop because it will help mak you well again
>>706636087
o-oh
>>706636062
Oh it'd be tortue all right. Thick demon daddies riding ya dry till you can't handle it anymore~
>>706635548
I absolutely love it, just hit endgame a couple days ago and I've been having a blast.
>>706636204
So you still on the coast?
>>706636224
And you think I do?
>>706636251
Mmmh-HMMMMHH~
>>706636347
i do not know.
>>706636450
i bet it has nitrates
>>706636251
does this wem soup come from where I hope it comes from?
>>706636319
I don't know, that doesn't sound like tortute to me
>>706636580
I don't.
>>706636347
yeah, i live about 3 hours away from the ocean.
i'm planning on taking a trip to the beach sometime this weekend before this hurricane's supposed to hit
>>706636688
nice, me too
>>706636699
Lucky. I would kill to live near the ocean.
>>706636619
Whatever, this is my hell, I make the rules here!
>>706636584
Mmmaybe
Aska drfuhnk who s going to kill himxelf in 22 sayd andy thing
>>706636853
What?
>>706636802
same here.
the drive isn't too bad, but it's a bit much for a day trip.
what are you going to think about as you die
>>706636937
I would say it's worth it.
>>706636987
"I guess it was too big."
>>706637110
as you ascend to your rightful place next to mr hands
>>706637189
Horses terrify me.
The only horses I got along with were the ones back at Snuffle's house.
>>706637023
yes, definitely.
>>706636987
i hope i would be sleeping while i die, so it would probably be mixed in with some dream or something and not see it coming and have time to think about anything
>>706636619
i make it from my own garden.
>>706636699
go when the hurricane is there
>>706636814
hmmm. i dont want it if it does >:C
>>706637342
i work that day
>>706636923
I guedxx I forgot to trell you
Im gooing to ommiit suicidue o htw 26th ig ft all goes t5ight
>>706637342
It's not meant for eating anyway
>>706636814
it sounds like a fun hell to be in
>>706637342
well whatever's in it, it's delicious
I want to impregnate felix
>>706637427
fuck work. ride into the hurricane!
>>706637534
the nitrates will still get in me
>>706637677
hooray! its my specialty
>>706637511
Chap, you better be joking.
RE:Zero avatars are such basic trash
way to FotM it
>>706637798
hi, AM
>>706637813
i love the way you think, kitty.
>>706637297
got... along with?
>>706637309
i wonder if you'd wake up enough to realize first, or if not.
>>706637910
hai kai
>>706637973
I was not afraid of them. And could go near them and pet them without freaking out.
>>706637813
my throat feels better already. hopefully it doesn't get worse by tomorrow
>>706637677
Only the most preverted go there, most end up with more than they bargained for though ;)
>>706637813
If I prooomise there aren't any nitrates in it...?
I deserv it hto
>>706637973
i'm sure there have been cases where that's happened
>>706638044
how have you been?
Is that Kai? Hi, Kai.
>>706637798
Same
I take it you're more of a dog person Kyle :^)
>>706638190
the usual, nothing interesting ever happens
how about you?
>>706638250
I want to rape felix
>>706638223
oh well hello there, Fool!
>>706638054
i should meet a horse.
>>706638190
oh yes, in the event of crazed screaming axe murderers or such
>>706637910
but first steal a bunch of snacks from work!
>>706638095
as long as you dont have open sores in your mouth you should be fine from my soup
>>706638125
a promise means nothing. i need a study showing my its contents
>>706638223
jams
>>706638357
I want to tenderly make love to Ferri.
>>706638358
How's it going? It feels like it's been a while since I saw you last.
>>706638467
Katten.
>>706638357
oh, that's a shame
just spending my night off here for a while
probably going to go outside once this thread caps
>>706638467
Kayy, gimme 5 minutes
>>706637798
>>706638250
fucking homos and your biology-denial
>>706638125
I'd enjoy visiting for a while
>>706638467
no open sores, but I do think I have the start of a cold
>>706638786
hey luc
>>706638550
Wild at Heart is basically the Crazy Clown Time movie
i never seen it until now.
>>706638671
kkk i will wait~
>>706638836
the power of HIV will kill the cold
>>706638833
Hey nef <3
>>706638833
i lament that i am impregnable
greetings
>>706638439
well, yeah, of course, i was still referring to natural expiration though rather than murder
>>706638467
that's a good idea too~
>>706638550
things have been going well. not all that great, but not bad.
how have you been?
>>706638920
There is always adoption
>>706639003
i-i hope my joke made you laugh
>>706638971
Waiting in queue for Ifrit(hard), watching things in the meantime. You?
>>706639069
i wish it to be of our joined seed
>>706638885
would I be getting the soup straight from the source?
>>706638928
hows things. did you get your recent commission yet?
>>706638836
I'll build a little cottage there
>>706639078
Playing WoW
That guy I bought doujins off a year or so back has released another one, and I'm still mentally drained from the run-around I had to do for that last year
>>706639123
Well that would probably require a wizard or something.
Dom is a dragon wizard.
>>706638885
Hnnnhh~ squirrrt
>>706638885
I have not seen that one.
>>706639003
I have been doing alright. Ups and downs, strikes and gutters. You still working at that place?
>>706639074
a little
Nef more like Dumb
>>706639003
yasssss. bring doritos
>>706639127
right from the tap
>>706639247
spicy~
>>706639257
why not?
the soundtrack is pretty great. i dont know but i feel ike lynch made a lot of it.
i cast a spell on you
>>706639191
also known... as scientists.
>>706639311
i'm so pleased
>>706639127
Yeah. I got it.
>>706639360
Stop before I ᵇᵃʳᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵘ.
>>706639491
I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
>>706639491
Huff, huff~
>>706639576
bark bark
>>706639491
delicious
>>706639542
how you doin?
>>706639257
yes, and i had a vacation a couple of weeks ago.
it was really nice, except after returning to work, my sleep cycle was all kinds of fucked up and i couldn't sleep for about 2 days and still have trouble.
>>706639491
which flavor?
>>706639508
i'm glad to hear that
>>706639712
Doing alright.
Watching videos.
>>706639721
what else makes you glad
>>706639815
all kinds of things
why do you ask?
>>706639855
in order to learn.
>>706639721
Well, you should try and fix that.
>>706639813
of anything in particular?
Did chicken get into another bike crash?
>>706639648
neither am i. he is horrible at everything. but the rest of the film makes up for him.
>>706639660
huff my arse
>>706639712
just like maple syrup from the tree!
>>706639721
fooking nacho of course.
>>706640063
no. why?
>>706639996
Not really
Will most likely try to push my druid though the rest of the Burning Crusade content tonight or try.
God the questing is so boring in Outland.
>>706639878
fair enough.
having some time to relax is one thing that makes me glad.
>>706639889
yes, i really need to.
not being able to sleep is an awful feeling.
>>706640111
oh, right.
>>706640111
I haven't seen him in a good while
>>706640111
I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll... spurt
>>706640275
same. i need to be able to structure my day in a very specific way so as not to feel like trash all the time.
>>706640278
he moved to a new place and has been busy with his new job
>>706640348
it's hard nowadays with nothing but work especially.
>>706640564
yes. i'm trying to get a new job that won't force me to work terrible, inflexible hours, and hopefully that pays slightly more. if i could just go into work from like 9-2 four or five days a week i'd be set for life. government mandated economy stimulation.
>>706641348
good luck with that, Dom.
what kind of job do you have now?
>>706641731
i work at a pizza place
>>706641889
how is it?
>>706641976
really awful and it doesn't pay enough.
