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Waifu claiming thread
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming Seija
カラミチーマス
Cirno claim
What's up, /waifu/?
˙ɯᴉɐlƆ
still here
>>706617347
>>706617196
>>706617263
>>706617269
>>706617297
>>706617307
>>706617347
>>706617378
>>706617385
>>706617387
NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WERE SAYING SHIT LAST THREAD
>>706617112
ur a slut and ur wafu a slut
>Not a cat
So wait, are you a woman?
>>706617464
>>706617478
I had nothing to say, and it's not like anyone was talking to me. I just mentioned you can get bits by watching ads on Twitch. Happy?
Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>>706616923
One day you'll find one. Just keep looking
>>706617478
I'm another Seija
>>706617478
you must not be very perceptive
>>706616013
>>706617385
You're killing me :(
>>706616384
>>706617581
You're welcome
>>706617478
What do you mean?
>>706617478
I was getting ready to sleep, and now I'll just watch some animu before passing out.
Whassup waifus? Just got off work
>>706617478
maybe i had nothing to say
>>706617478
I only say shit when people reply to me
>>706617676
ᴉʇ ɔonlp ɐlʍɐʎs qǝ ʍoɹsǝ
The Kristy krab is unfair
Mr krabs is in there
Standing at the concession
I have crippling depression
>>706617927
Forgot pic
Hello everyone!
>>706617478
I cri u so meen.
>Cat go arat tat tat
Nope. I'm an attack helicopter.
>>706617967
So do i
Evening /waifu/
Guten Abend, /waifu/
>>706617263
Hey, you found more Seija pics!
>>706618034
Hello! Your Waifu has a penis and makes me uneasy.
depression isnt real
it's just a myth
>>706617967
The remix is hilarious.
>2 choices, will power, or pills.
>>706617927
Out of habit I keep trying to read it backwards.
>esrow ????????
I think I'm going to go to sleep early. I got nothing I want to do tonight/feel like doing/I just dont' really feel like doing anything
>>706618138
Guten abend, I was about to go to sleep actually. Maybe I will stay up a bit more
>>706617854
What even are you
>>706618034
Hello Felix
>>706618140
>worried about genitals
>>706618189
Lies
>>706618301
i can be different things
it's tru
why would i lie to u??
My son came in to talk the other day
Say father when will I be on my way
I dream of what I need but what I need is to be heard
Say father what should I be in this world
>>706617563
So start a QOTT or something it's awkward as fuck
>>706617581
Eventually I suppose.
>>706617605
OK
>>706617619
Nyet
>>706617717
That's bad for you
>>706617773
Hey Mask, I'm just chilling with the cat,watching Hocus Pocus
>>706617844
Why are the Tomokos so similar
>>706617927
Being reactive and not proactive isnt good
>>706617967
So shoot it up
>>706618020
Interesting
>>706618034
Hey Felix <3
Very nice pic BTW
So, whattup everyone?
I was making trolls:
>>706617679
>>706617378
But I'm back now. Going to need to make more another time
>>706617307
Shiruno!
>>706617478
Settle down there dakka cat
>>706617563
Hi Tomoko.
>>706617676
And Alice
>>706618138
And other Alice
>>706618140
And Mavis
>>706618301
And Tali.
Whichever of you all joined the Diplomacy, make sure to go into the game and confirm. Otherwise it'll reset the game.
>>706618438
Y, u wan sum fug?
>>706618438
Fine.
QoTT: Should I start a Hammerdin or a Bone Necro on D2?
>>706618138
I didn't get too much time to search though, so it's still pretty small. At least it's something.
>>706618558
D2? Always NecroPosse.
>>706618558
Play This war of mine.
>>706618438
But i have nothing to say
>>706618239
Out of habit i keep forgetting to post a pic
>>706618629
So a Zookeeper? I've never built one so sure whatever.
>>706618668
That's not how this works.
here go faggots
>>706618535
what's up?
>>706617478
I claim and get out, I don't really invest time into this if I don't need to
>>706618535
Not a cat though :(
>>706618546
Maybe
I'll give you a dollar and half of my Snickers for sum fug
>>706618558
Bone Necro, make puns the whole time
>>706618703
So find something to say, an interesting fact or just a joke.
>>706618793
Literally who
>>706618438
i dont see it
>>706618535
Hello Suika
>>706618558
Bone Necro
>>706618546
I could use some cuddles, no fug needed
>>706618703
That wasn't the problem.
>>706618239
As was I, but I'll try to stay up for as long as I can.
>>706618535
What are you up to, Oni-san?
Hello again all
>>706618138
Hello Ms. Puppet Master
>>706618916
But I hate snickers! I don't like nuts in my candy.
>>706618916
Last time I made one his named was Lord Boner and I did make skeleton puns in chat a lot.
>>706618982
I guess Bone Necro is winning.
>>706618982
Cuddles are ezpz.
>Just bring pizza
>Mizore
>>706619019
u should not post her...
>>706619034
Hello hello! So glad to see you again, Illya.
How do you do?
>>706618916
Ok here's a joke, my waifu folder. It contains a grand total of 6 (7 but it's just flipped) pics.
>>706618982
I know but i keep forgetting the pic
>>706618438
That's the spirit
>>706618921
That's the irony of it
>>706619049
You obviously love nuts in your mouth
*rimshot*
>>706619367
Damn son, even I've got more than that (I think high 60s-low 70s)
>>706619391
That wasn't a good eventually.
>>706619493
It was low hanging fruit, but you went right for it.
>>706619019
Playing some MWO. Rory got me into it.
>Oni-san
>>706618982
Oooh, I have a picture like that.
>>706618916
Sorry, I said that without even thinking!
>>706619019
How was your day today Alice?
>>706619186
I like pizza too. All I desire is the comfort of another person though, I suppose pizza would be nice with that. In front of the fire place in a blanket sound good?
>>706619367
Oh, sorry. My autism is peaking again, I guess
I like That 70s Show
>>706619319
Pretty well. Organizing my folders and waiting for sleep mostly. How was your day?
>>706619034
Hello Illya, nice to see you again
>>706619743
That's fine with me. Fire is nice and cozy.
>>706619598
You go for the low hanging fruit a lot as well
*rimshot*
>>706619709
Reminder that cats are shit tier
Foxes a best tier
>>706619743
This sounds comfy, I want in
>>706619758
Megaman
>>706619493
There isn't many pics of my waifu and i'm also just too lazy to look for more as so far i haen't run out in a single thread (yet)
>>706619743
>∀nʇᴉsɯ˙
I almost posted without a pic again, but i realised before and canceled it
>>706619984
Haven't*
>>706619941
Kek. Bring a kit kat and that dollar, no snickers.
>>706619834
Good to see you too. Sorry if I keep disappearing, I get distracted pretty easily and just kind of forget I was in the thread.
>>706620089
Welcome back Yuuki, how was studying?
>>706619888
Trips confirm cost cuddles
>>706619941
I'm not sure, you aren't the best fox and I want to nestle into the best fox's tail
>>706619984
It happens to us all. What have you gotten up to today?
>>706620128
I haven't even seen Tatsu in like a week. Damn the discord :|
>>706620105
I'll bring 2 Kit Kat's and a dollar, just because I'm that nice
>>706620128
THIS IS EDITED
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>>706620314
Ohhey it's best Psikh
How's it going man?
>>706620431
>Not best fox
If Galil ain't who is?
Ran does not count.
>>706620370
We all forget sometimes. I generally get distracted by whatever I'm doing while I post in thread. Usually some kind of video game
>>706620389
Nice feet
>>706619709
Sounds like a lot of fun
>Do you not like that nickname?
>>706619743
Had the most awkward day today, almost spilled the spaghetti when talking with a friend. He brought up Touhou and I was struggling whether or not to tell him I like it or conceal my power level.
>>706619761
It was fine, painfully awkward though, see above. Hope you're not going to bed too soon, I'd like to talk to you for at least a little bit!
>>706619493
Sorry I've been bounce back and forth from here to other things
>>706620089
Hello
>>706620389
Nice feet
>>706620431
I left
>>706620534
No its real
>>706620370
Break time. It's going alright, got through 2 chapters of stuff. What are you up to?
>>706620687
How's it going Juvia?
>>706620534
its going ok how are you?
>>706620431
Trips confirm.
>Fire cuddles a best with pizza.
>>706620534
>So nice.
Kk we fugg
>>706620753
It's been good. What about you? Up to anything?
>>706620773
Esdeaths tits aren't big enough in that pic
>>706620980
Studying for an exam...you?
>>706620534
Does Ran not count because she is on a while higher level of fox than Galil?
>>706620675
There's nothing wrong with liking Touhou. Just can't let slip that you have a waifu from it.
>>706620691
Did you? You've just been lurking then, I assume?
>>706620842
What kind of pizza would you like?
>>706620675
No, just admiring your pun.
>>706620128
>>706620534
That's some burn.
Ooh pizza.
>>706621203
Pepperoni. I'm simple.
>>706620431
Not much, I woke up at about 1pm and been on 4chan and watched youtube videos all day. What have you been doing?
>>706620687
I'm sure whatever it is is more important than this.
>>706620691
LIES
YOURE LIKE A FELINE IN AFRICA THAT LIVES IN PRIDES
>>706620773
Its going well, I'm feeling weird and don't know what it is but it isn't really bad so I don't mind.How'd the girl stuff go?
>>706620842
I wouldn't even want to fugg
Just cuddle
>>706621203
Ran doesn't count the same way niggers don't count as people
>>706621358
Reminder that Hawaiian a best
>>706620641
Up to anything that I haven't been told already tonight?
>>706620675
Had a similar moment with my suite mate over the weekend as we were driving to D&D. He brought up that he was thinking of watching the Fate animes and likewise I was stumbling around trying to talk about it without revealing my power level.
It'll probably be a while until I'm out.
>>706620708
Organizing folders, browsing for new pictures, off and on rocket league or other vidya. Nothing to interesting. Probably should have used the time to watch tomorrow's lecture but oh well.
>>706621425
Fruit doesn't belong on pizza.
Excluding tomato.
>we can cuddle then.
>>706621567
Nah, time well spent!
>not that i'm one to talk
>>706621037
better
>>706621425
girl stuff is ok she was sick today so I didnt see her beautiful self
>>706621358
mizore?
>>706621150
Nothing just finished dealing with insurance stuff. Which is always fun. What are you studying for?
>>706621425
Insurance stuff. Done now so i should be able to reply a lot faster
>>706621674
No. This is patrick.
>>706618301
Hey Tali
>>706618438
Galil-chan <3
>>706621704
>Insurance stuff
That doesn't sound fun at all. Not looking forward to dealing with that stuff...I have a programming languages exam tomorrow.
>>706621358
Pepperoni it's good I guess. I actually have the perfect blanket for a fireside cuddle session. It's a fuzzy comfy
>>706621360
Contemplating how I'm wasting my life when I'm not in school and playing video games. My life is kind of boring
>>706621425
Census disagrees. Also, Hawaiian is disgusting, pineapple is a shit tier fruit
>>706621567
Not really no. I'm lying in bed now though, that's the most exciting change in circumstances since noon
>>706621645
At least you spent SOME of the time on something you should have!
>>706622013
Getting to lay in bed is pretty exciting in my book. One of my favorite places!
>>706622013
So is mine
Anyway im going to bed, goodnight /waifu/
>>706621775
oh well in that case one crabby patty please
>>706622013
Oooh perfect for cuddling. We can split the pizza half pepperoni and half what you want.
>>706622166
Nighto.
>Accidentally open feels thread
>I won't close it for some reason
Why am I doing this to myself
>>706621608
Everyone gets an opinion I guess
>TFW nobody to cuddle with
That's really all I want in life, just someone to cuddle with.
>>706621674
Noice, I hope you get her and finally get a reason to leave here so you can become a better person
>>706621704
Lame
>>706621838
Wew, what a pic
>>706622013
I'm going to ignore this post.
>>706622231
Krabby Patty.
>>706622231
We only sell Krabby patties here.
Thank you come again.
>Mizore
>>706621914
Someone hit my car that was parked.
>didn't mean to be so vivid about it
What's the class about exactly
>inb4 I'm a dumbass who didn't go to college.
>>706622282
Yeah. (see above for details) it's stupid
>>706621425
>Hawaiian a best
So your taste in pizza is the same as in waifu, shitty
>>706622282
Everyone wants a cuddle. Having someone to hold onto is comforting.
>>777876332 (You)
>>706621203
I forgot to ask, do you have Steam?
On the topic of puns...
>Suika Blyat
>>706621567
Ah, okay! Have you started that dream journal yet?
What happened to that tomoko that was gonna suck my dick?
>>706622129
This is true, whether or not I retained any of it is a different issue
>>706622424
Ooh, that stinks. I've been pulled over a few times and gotten tickets but nothing like that. It's learning how programming languages work, how the computer reads the language, etc. It's intriguing but kind of dull
>>706622514
Hawaiian is pretty good.
For an extra.
Wouldn't say it's best, though, b/c it's not universal
I'd say best, universally, would be extra cheese, thin-crust, well done, with some crushed red peps
>>706622734
what the fuck... Where's my pic?
>>706622129
I don't like sleeping, bed is a place for sleep and ass such, I do not like it
>>706622166
I think I shall be doing that same very shortly
God night Tomoyo
>>706622233
Pepperoni works fine for me. I'm not too picky about my pizza. Just no pineapple or olives
>>706622282
Feels threads are best threads
You can't reply to it and pretend it doesn't exist. That's like eating half a pizza then saying its not what you wanted and you won't eat it
>>706622590
I do have steam, yes. I can't get my profile id though, to much work on mobile
>>706622615
Probably still here
>>706622424
Kek, how dumb is this guy
>>706622514
Oh
>>706622523
I should get a daki to cuddle with and cry into.
>>706622523
Whenever I cuddle a girl she bites my arm or yells rape.
>>706622809
Shiro we know its you
>>706622798
Pizza cuddle party!
>>706622809
Not warm enough...
You can make a custom one of galil though!
>>706622813
It helps that they want to cuddle.
>>706622649
Yeah, sounds kind of interesting. Though computer work never really interested me
>>706622809
Pretty dumb
>mfw I'm too dumb
>>706622798
They're not called feels threads
They're bawww threads.
>no feels thread?
>feels thread.
>3 other feels threada up?
>feels thread
>>706622282
leave but I love it here
>>706622282
>>706622343
I fucked up
Night.
>>706623082
>Explaining
Oh shit nigger what are you doing!
Claiming Rin. She is best girl. Compared to the other 4 anyway.
>>706623042
It intrigues me, but I don't plan on doing any programming for a career, but it's a required course so I have to take it for the degree
>>706622590
I have actually! I only have a couple of entries in it so far, and only 1 of that's really detailed at all, but the rest have at least a setting, feeling associated with it, and some happening from them.
>>706622649
At least you can say you tried though (for what it's worth)
>>706622798
That's fair enough, I like to relax and bed is a great place for relaxing. Also my neck hurts sometimes and laying down relieves it.
I take it you'll be heading to bed soon then?
>>706623003
I'm going to go cuddle my shitty pillow because I'm a lonely autist. God night Mizore
>>706623082
I'm aware. They don't call them bawww threads anymore though
>>706623193
Good night Hatsune
>>706623272
>not counting misha.
DROPPED
R
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P
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>>706623003
Its better than nothing, which is all I've got.
That would be fun to do though
>>706623042
You are pretty dumb
>>706623135
We are all horrible people who are holding you back
>>706623193
Goodnight.
>>706623272
But she doesn't have arms
>>706623377
only some of you some of you help me in a way
>>706623377
She don't need arms, fam.
>>706623350
Good night! Just pretend I'm there!
>>706623377
I might get one eventually.
>>706623135
Yes you did.
>>706623292
What do you plan on doing as a career?
>>706623377
>dub dubs
Damn i must be dumb
>mfw
>>706623003
Whats weird that me and this other girl are fuckbuddies.
>be me
>friend J is talking to my fuckbuddy
>i come up to them
>"woah bro noice you got a qtpi emo girlfriend"
>girl and friend become embarassed
>J is big and can kick my ass
>she says that he and her are friends with benefits
>next day I nickname her "fuckbuddy"
>in turn she calls me her buttbuddy.
I'm so confused
>>706623272
Can I lend you a hand?
>>706623332
Right now actually. My neck hurts and lying down immobile for hours spent help it at all
Good night Illya
>>706623599
Okay
>>706623626
Hello
Good night
>>706623609
She fuggs you both. Not confusing.
>>706623829
Good night Alice, sleep well
>>706623829
hi
goodnight
>>706623526
Not really
>>706623574
How does she hug, shoot, play sports, play vidya, read, eat, shitpost, text, or drive?
>>706623609
She's a slut, stay away from her Megaman
>>706623604
Don't worry you aren't dumb, I'm the only dumb one here
>>706623829
Good night
>>706623365
I didn't count Misha because she isn't an actual path. She's the bad ending for Shizune.
>>706623609
Only when she's putting on shirts. She has trouble with shirts.
>>706623332
I suppose. At least I have more notes for tomorrow!
>Always look on the bright side of life!
>>706623604
Computer security. I'm majoring in Computer Science and minoring in cyber security
>>706623846
I don't wanna fug her.
Shes not that cute. Plus I act like a huge faggot. I talk about futas with my friend Tim
>>706623574
She hugs by leaning against you, she doesn't drie and everything else with her feet.
>>706623332
That's great! Is there an interesting dream you'd like to share? If you don't want to share, that's fine, too.
>>706623350
Night, Alice. Hope you have wonderful dreams
<3
>>706624011
Are you old Rin.
>>706624223
She's in highschool
>>706623972
If she wants to sex me idgaf if she's a slut.
>>706624172
Then you don't fugg. Ezpz. What's to be confused about?
>>706624310
Are you THE old rin?
>>706624377
Ask her if she is willing to dress up as Megumin. Then fuck her.
>>706624439
No
>>706624505
She has blue hair. Lagoon blue hair
>>706624439
Why does she want to fugg me
>Megumin
