Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Waifu claimed
>>706624674
Mavis claimed
Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>>706623972
Compared to some of the others i wouldn't consider you dumb
>>706624070
Sounds like a good career. Hopefully something strikes my interest soon so a grocery store clerk doesn't become a career
>>706624739
Digi-sword
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Should I sleep, or continue posting?
>>706624850
you could pick a decent waifu, i'm just saying.
カラミチーマス
>>706624839
Smuggaroni
>is it smuggaroni or smuggarino?
>>706624505
She has blue hair. Lagoon blue hair
>>706624439
Why does she want to fugg me
>>706624944
This tbh ;^)
>>706624850
Cuddle something.
>>706624995
Disgusting Shit Covered Paws
>>706624991
>>706625074
Because people want to fugg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYZ5GfUYEBo
>>706625051
Smuggaroni (yuuki only)
Lol. What up
still here
when the autism hits you too hard...
>>706625278
Okay, good. Just making sure! I'm studying for an exam tomorrow, you?
>>706625298
Why does her butt have flaps?
>>706625223
I dont even know her first name. Also the girl that shouts rape whenever I hug her is my best friend
>>706625281
Good claim.
Don't throw her under the bus for a diva with no personality.
>>706624070(Yuuki)
Exactly! If nothing else you'll have more of a feel for where certain things are talked about in the book too!
>>706624220(Alice)
I'll share the one with the most detail recorded.
So I was in a thinly wooded area of some snowy woods (snow has been an almost constant thing in my dreams recently). I had the beanie that I always wear but not the red hoody that I always wear when it's cold enough which I thought was odd. I was playing in the snow like I was with friends, throwing snowballs, etc. Except that there was no one else there. At some point I noticed someone near the horizon that seemed to be beckoning to me to come toward them. I looked over my shoulder to see if maybe they meant for someone else (again, for some reason I was acting like other people were there.) When I looked back in front of me there was a featureless person in front of me right in my face. It was like a mannequin but obviously made of flesh. I took a step back and bumped into something, which of course was another flesh mannequin thing. It fell backward but when I blinked it was standing right where I bumped it again. I tried to leave another direction but the same thing kept happening until I was surrounded. Then I just kind of cowered in the middle of the circle until I woke up.
Sorry for the wall of text.
>>706624839
Good evening Big Smugger
>>706624995
Nice feet
I wish I could hug sachi :c
>>706625074
Work with what you got
>>706625419
Thong Underbutt
>>706625455
Your friend shouts rape when you hug her? I don't think she wants to be your friend.
>>706625455
america, fuck yeah
>>706625583
>>706625374
Got class at 9 but wake up at 8. Trying to get my eyes all heavy by watching food wars. Alice best girl
>>706625505
And a good evening to you, little loli
>>706625742
>>706625505
I'm trying to see if some friends in the class want to make a group chat or something, but that may be pushing it too far.
>>706625823
I have class at 11, but I may get up early to do some more studying, undecided. Never seen food wars but heard it's really good.
>>706625455
That's how people are, the weird ones you hang with though.
>>706625505
Reminds me of the /x/ story.
>>706625504
Thank I guess, I'll try not to
>>706624803
>>706624839
>>706624850
>>706624944
>>706624965
>>706624991
>>706624995
>>706625051
>>706625074
>>706625096
>>706625143
>>706625186
>>706625219
>>706625223
>>706625237
>>706625278
>>706625281
>>706625282
>>706625298
>>706625374
>>706625419
>>706625455
>>706625504
>>706625505
>>706625563
>>706625583
>>706625699
>>706625704
>>706625742
>>706625823
>>706625854
>>706625958
>>706625986
nigger
>>706625583
Her eyes are super fucking beautiful though.
>>706625986
I'm in like an emo girl harem
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>>706626232
Are you still in high school?
Fuck then. Fuck them all. They want the D. Their bodies are literally craving any form of D.
>>706626232
Play your cards right and they'll fugg.
>>706625823
How was your day?
>>706625986
Never been to /x/ do they have a lot of stories like that?
>>706625958
I've heard study groups are effective. Never worked up the courage to be a part of one myself...
>>706626422
One that was really similar to yours.
>>706626422
Thing is, I *know* some of the guys in my class, but idk if they'd want to or not and I'd hate to start it then contribute nothing
>>706626166
Don't worry I'm just butthurt about the last Homura switching.
I trust you'll be good to her
>>706625958
Not a bad idea. First exam? Cause I did my two, 100 question test last Monday and Wednesday.-.
Story is well, lovable characters, great animation and you can make the dishes from the show. Would recommend
>>706626191
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Thank ya kindly
>>706626422
It's been decent. Didn't do much as usual and want fall to come already
>>706626788
Geez man, this week is hell for me. First exam for this course tomorrow, midterm paper due next week for another course, then midterm for a third class on Tuesday
>can't sleep
>>706626349
The thing is I'm no a emo boy
Unless the Killers is emo music (don't think synthpop is emo)
Just messaged her
>>706626950
Want a glass of milk? That will be a dollar.
Welp. Time to see what the surgeon says about my fucked intestines.
>>706626553
Any idea what I could search to find it? I'm interested in seeing it.
>>706626597
Could always take the cowards way and convince one of them to start it.
>>706626788
Nice relaxing day then? I want it to start snowing already, love the snow
>>706624739
Still awake, I see!
>>706625505
I'll try to decipher this as best as I can for you.
The snow in your dream symbolizes tranquility, virtue, purity, and joy. You playing in the snow suggests that you are happy with yourself and feel pure at heart. The mannequins, however hold a darker trait. The mannequins in your dream suggest that you are being stalked. The mannequins surrounding you signifies you are feeling overwhelmed due to the presence of the people around you.
How's that?
Have any idea why the mannequins were made out of flesh?
>>706627128
Will you also tell me a bedtime story?
>>706627225
Wait, what?
goodnight
>>706627274
If /x/ has a green text thread up, ask for the one where anon tells his story as advice from his therapist, about memory loss at his time in the mountains, some draw fag tried to draw the monsters for the anon. It's all in one large green text.
>>706627422
Nigga imma need about tree fiddy.
>>706627021
Good luck.
Remember: All girls love anal, they just don't know it yet.
>>706627274
I could try that. Wouldn't hurt to try? I'll ask tomorrow at some point
>>706627326
Indeed, though not for long, I've been up since 7am lol
>>706627021
I'm ready to help with that.
>Mizore
Im a moron, its actually on Friday. Shit.
>>706627422
I have 2 strictures that are getting smaller.
>>706627640
"What’s treefiddy?"
>>706627983
That sounds incredibly painful
>>706626941
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>>706626950
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>adorable pic
>>706627225
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>>706627274
>snow
What's that? I'm a texan and I need explanation lol
>>706628102
Bedtime stories are gonna cost you. That cost is about tree fiddy.
>>706627326
I don't really think they were mannequins of flesh as much as they were people that resembled mannequins, just featureless people if that makes sense
Don't see why I'd be worth stalking, but who knows. Haven't noticed anyone following me or anything, and on this campus I think it'd be pretty easy to tell but I've never really looked for it.
I do often feel overwhelmed when around people, especially if I don't have a friend around to kind of attach myself to, so that sounds plausible.
Any guess as to why I acted like there were other people there?
>>706627602
Thank you! I'll keep an eye out.
>>706627849
Exactly, couldn't hurt to try!
>>706628102
>>706628287
My nerves there are fried, I only feel when they squeeze.
On the bike now, back in 40 mins or so.
>>706628287
Didn't you guys get like 2 inches last winter and shit your pants over it or something?
Either way I'm sorry that you don't get snow, it's one of my favorite things ever!
>>706627893
How?
>>706627785
No means Yes and Yes means anal
>>706628672
tfw South Florida
>>706628287
>lil' smug
why thank you
>>706628320
What about you tuck me in?
>>706628392
Does it happen often?
See ya
>>706628845
Or you could kill yourself
>>706628287
Yeah, kill me now pl0x
>>706628362
I have a plan now! I'll try to word it in a way that he comes up with the idea lol
I'm off to bed, good night everyone!
>>706628392
Take care and would medication somehow make them sensitive to feelings?
>>706628672
I live in houston lol. You're thinking of maybe north texas. Cousin up there gets snow. Last time I saw snow was 5th or 6th grade
>favorite things ever
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>706628845
>lil ship
You're very welcome
>you know my weakness so well. Don't you?
>>706629192
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Goodnight digi-sword. Good luck also!
>>706624944
You picked well anon
>>706629192
Good night. Best of luck manipulating your friends to your bidding!
>>706628836
You poor people that'll never experience the joys of a good snowfall! That's not a life worth living!
Miho claimed
>>706629385
Are we getting lewd in here
>didn't plan on it tonight but I'll take it
>>706626679
Of course, I think she has been through enough.
>>706629547
You don't HAVE to post lewd just because the word was said or someone posted one.
>>706628969
We both know I don't have the courage to go trough with it
>>706629356
Of course I know it, what kind of lil' ship would I be if I didn't
>>706629734
That's where you're wrong
But i am far too tired to start a lewd edition.
>no lewd edition...for tonight at least
>>706629356
>Last time I saw snow was 5th or 6th grade
Why even live?
>>706630036
Nah fam, the one who is wrong here is you.
Want a classic example? If everyone was jumping off a bridge would you?
>>706629734
This
>>706628362
I believe you pretending that people were there suggests that deep down, you really want new friends to talk to. It may also suggest that you will meet new friends soon. In the future, you may meet somebody who you will form another close bond to. You're basically talking to a future friend that you will develop a bond with soon. It sounds far--fetched, but that's the most logical explanation I could come up with. Another possible explanation is that you're not satisfied. Although being surrounded by so many people (the mannequins) you feel as if you can't form a close bond with most of them, leading you to want a real relationship with your friends.
I kind of rambled halfway through, but I hope I got my point across.
>>706629192
Night, Yuuki!
>>706630206
lewds won't kill me tho so there's the main difference.
>>706629734
This
>>706629734
This
>>706629761
I'm not sure how to answer that one but I love it. Have you tried drinking some chamomile tea before Bed? It helps
>>706630051
For my waifu and where ever has snow so I can go to
>>706629734
Amen
>>706630206
I think if everyone is jumping off the bridge then it's more likely that the bridge is on fire or some other danger is present on the bridge that makes the jump safer by comparison.
>>706630542
You got your point across fine, don't worry. And I think you probably hit the nail on the head.
>>706631005
Good point, you must break free of your snow less prison!
>>706624803
HELLO!~
>>706624839
HUGS FOR SMUGS~
Hello everyone!
How are you all?
>>706630805
It just gets old after every thread turns to lewd because of a few users. Who will remain nameless.
>>706631174
Nah, the bridge is fine. People are just throwing themselves off it. And there is not a cushion at the bottom or anything of the sort. They are just jumping off a perfectly fine bridge to the bottom to die.
>>706631521
>because of a few users. Who will remain nameless.
Scared to name the jew?
>>706631700
No. I just don't want to single people out for unnecessary ridicule.
>>706629734
Post Tomoko lewds, you dirty little nigger.
Claim'd
So guys. What's going on?
>>706631797
You're too altruistic.
>>706631992
I'm not a nigger.
>>706631005
>tea
Ew
>>706631464
Hello akeno. Good to see you again
>>706631521
Maybe to you it gets old, but not to said nameless users
Claimed and joining
>>706632165
My bad.
Wrong guy, then.
>>706632250
you too!
>>706632463
You don't recognize me?
>>706632457
How are you this evening?
>>706632457
Hello
>>706632479
How are you tonight?
This Miku claimer thinks very high of himself when he sinks low enough to claim such shitty waifu
>>706632722
much better than last night, not tired! all be it a hard day of work~ how are you?
>>706632709
Sleepy and with a bad cough. Yourself?>>706632722
Hi hi
ok who is the must autistic waifu here.
>inb4 me
i'm immune from the voting.
>>706632930
Tired and ready for bed
Happy i got to talk to you and a few others tonight
>>706631347
I'll just drive up state if I'm cheap lmao. Texas has just about everything! What state are you from, lil snowball?
>>706631464
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There ya go, vp zapper. Pretty sleep. Might go to bed after this thread. How are you?
>>706632225
Try it!
>>706633042
That's adorable
>>706633123
All of us
>>706633042
I'm sorry to that you're sick, that always sucks. I'm just waiting for sleep to come.
>>706633439
that is not an acceptable answer day-walker
>>706631464
I meant this. Sorry
>>706633409
Aw as I am happy to have spoken ot you before you slept, hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu~
>>706633439
oh noes you're sleepy as well?! Well hope you rest easy and have sweet dreams
I am very well yes yes~
i will masturbate to every thing posted on here
and you cant stop me
No I try to sleep a second time
>>706633439
I'll go see if I can find some when I buy some groceries
>>706633123
Most autistic person here?
Erica claimed
>>706633620
YAY *hugs*
>>706633754
>no
>mean't 'Now'
>>706633798
yup, cast your votes now
>>706633439
Originally from Germany (only lived there as an infant), but I've lived most my life in Ohio, currently living in Kentucky.
I am so fucking bored. What the fuck. I can't sleep either, took a 4 hour nap around 4pm. God damnit.
>>706628845
No, this is the first time they've done that.
>>706629356
They're hoping that the increased dosage melts the shit away and stretches them back out.
>>706633439
Almost forgot to say hi
>hello smuggs
>>706633623
Thanks akeno. It makes me sad that there won't be a lewd edition tonight
>There's always tomorrow though
>>706633879
Me
>>706634115
aw me too...but yes, just means tomorrows will be 10x better
>>706633604
Aren't we all though, vampire?
>>706633623
That Good to hear! Yeah I do have class tomorrow lol
>>706633754
Also try continuously blinking for a minute, or drinking a glass or whatever. Another good way is
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Goodnight, lil ship
>>706633802
OK?
>>706633827
It's a best
>>706633911
Nothing to do there. Right? :^)
>>706634070
Let's hope it does dude
>>706634115
Hello there, Juvia. Doing fine I hope
>>706634570
Ok?
>>706634357
i will do some lewd browsing before hand tomorrow
>>706634570
Indeed i am. I hope you're well too.
>>706634570
We'll Ohio has corn mazes and good snowfall in the fall/winter. Kentucky has smoking and cousin fucking, and a short drive to a different state from most locations. I bet Texas has some good water parks and rifle ranges.
>>706634570
well good luck for class! hope it's enjoyable~
>>706634752
oooh thinking of expanding that collection of yours ayy?
>>706633729
>>706635178
Oh yes~ 27 lewds aren't enough
>>706634342
little punk ass bitch square up
>Holo is best girl
Has Beatrice shown up in here?
>>706635300
it is never enough!!!
>>706634570
I do enjoy the needle way too much.
>smugathor
>https://youtu.be/fHmNTWBR00E
Peggy best waifu
Balalaika.
Im drunk as a skunk in a funk.
Btw fireball+creme soda = cinnamon roll
Vanilla spice jager+rootbeer = fucking delicious
>>706635895
Fireball is gross.
Vanilla Spice Jager? That's a thing? I prefer original.
>>706634676
Ok?
>>706634752
Just a little sleepy. I'll need heavy eyes to have a good sleep. Got class tomorrow
>>706635067
Sounds good and wew. Bet they have tornados that take you to some weird place huh? I've only been to 1 water park my life. Idk about gun range since I never been on one
>>706635079
It is. Got a qt in there I talk to
>>706635410
Not sure
>>706635626
Addict tbh ',:^)
Kek
>>706635999
Alone id agree with you but mixed with creme soda is fucking awesome
How can you prefer if you've never had?
>>706635805
Old lady!
>>706636129
aw yiss! everyone needs a qt to talk to~
>>706636129
That's a shame!
>>706636152
I just do.
It's like vodka or whiskey. I don't like flavored vodkas or whiskey. I let my mixer flavor my liquor.
>>706636129
Yeah, deep Kentucky is interesting, but I'm so far north that I'm practically still in Ohio. We get quite a few tornadoes but I haven't been able to get inside any to see where they take you.
Anyways, I think I'm going to call it a night now. Good night Big Smugger
>>706636547
Vodka i can understand it basically has no flavor vut whiskey? It only works with certain things
>induction straw port
>>706636244
It's how we slowly get into the reproductive stage ;)
>>706636346
Favorite anon to talk to?
>>706636384
Ok?
>>706636724
Never seen a tornado before. Must be spooky. Goodnight lil snowball!
>shinoa
>>706636782
Fireball is Cinnamon Whiskey, and I don't like it.
My favorite whiskey lately is Jameson. My friends all hung up on Jack Daniels like a bunch of fucking high schoolers.
Schnapps are pretty good when it comes to flavored liquors tho.
>>706636985
I know that anon from elsewhere and is MIA
>Holo
>>706636985
oh you lewdy~ but yes, the reproductive stage is great stage!
>>706636129
I do have a collection :^)
>>706637083
I have a whiskey that finishes up with chocolate and coffee flavours.
>Rory-sama
