ITT: We share stories on our first time ejaculating inside a pussy.
Also, general creampie thread.
>>706615002
First time I came inside a girl was when I was with my ex. We were fucking in our neighbor's pool and she wanted me to cum in her, so I did.
>>706615002
>Be 19.
>Fucking girlfriend.
>Wearing condom.
>Going at it missionary.
>Almost ready to pop.
>Randomly feels 1000x better.
>Don't think anything of it because I'm almost there, also 19 and don't know better.
>Unload my balls deep inside shredded condom.
>Pull out and realize condom is fucked up.
>Cum leaks out.
>Go down on here right away to hide the evidence.
The first time I ejaculated inside a pussy, OP was conceived.
Son, I am disappoint.
>>706615002
I came inside a girl I just met inside the DJ booth at a club after hours. It's a miracle I don't have AIDS.
Lol, nigga my chick let me cum inside every damn time.
Got some prime pussy too, her flaps a lil big but it feeels amaziiing
came in my first girlfriend's pussy when she took my virginity. she was on the pill because her mom knew she was a slut. she laughed and got me hard again and let me cum in her a second time.
>>706615002
First time was best time, we fucked raw on the couch.
>>706615002
Was with an ex and going at it missionary w/ condom on, I asked her if I could put it in for a bit without the condom then I'd nut on her tits and face like we usually did. She says OK so I take the condom off and put it back in, almost instantly cum with the fury of 1000 suns cause it's my first time w/o one. After a minute or two I feel like I'm gonna nut so I tell her and she proceeds to wrap her legs around me so I can't pull out. Busted hard inside her and was freaked for a few weeks since she wasn't on birth control
my gf had started taking birth control and after the first month we decided to try it and we haven't fucked without me dumping a hot load inside of her in a long fucking time. There's still a bit of risk but god damn she is amazing
I don't think ive ever been with a girl i havent busted inside of, unless it was just a short term thing
>>706615926
same girl loved swallowing. came in her mouth a lot. she was 18, i was 16. so imagine this hot senior blowing my freshman dick and letting me nut down her throat.
>>706615598
Nigger
I fucked a black stripper with a jimmy on. It was my first time, so I only lasted about 2 minutes. Total cost was about $48. Money well spent
>>706616451
Fucking lol'd, thats sad
>>706615002
>dating super cute american born half jap half white chick
>was 20 and virgin
>really fucking hot too, 32b 5 feet, 95lbs
>take her virginity
>month later goes on the pill
>month after that we are watching movie in her basement, parents upstairs
>she is wearing a skirt
>we get frisky
>she gets on top of my boner, slides thong to side
>rides me
>we both are fully clothed on couch, dont know where to cum in this position and dad could come down any second
>bust in her within a few minutes
>she smiles and doesn't even mention it
>back to watching the movie
she looks like this but without the blue eyes
>>706616451
How do you fit in this thread exactly....
My first time was with some bitch who was a friend of a friend. Went to her place in university and talked for a bit and then just started fucking. She kept telling me to cum in her, so I did. Then I never saw her again.
it's fun isn't it
>>706615002
what an interesting point of view
>>706616723
i had a one night stand with a friend of a friend. she started flirting with me on facebook. we fucked. she asked me to cum in her, i did immediately. she giggled, scooped my load out of her pussy and licked it up. i haven't talked to her since, but she's married and has kids now.
>>706615508
YOU SLURPED IT OUT?!
>>706616684
I'm actually dating a super cute american born half mex half white chick. 32C 5 ft ~100 lbs
>22
>had sex before but always with a condom
>girl on top just riding me
>tell her I'm about to cum
>she won't get off
>bust a nut inside of her
A few months later find out she's pregnant and that's how I ended up having a daughter with my sister.
>>706616096
Dude, you dodged an epic bullet right there
>>706616723
Well I nutted inside her... Figured that counted
>>706615002
Beth was the name of the first girl I ever came in. I was 16 and she was 27. Someone I had met online and she drove down to meet me. We hung out all day and she didn't wanna drive back to where she lived since it was out of state so she got a hotel room at motel 6. She said she could either take me home or I could stay. So I ended up staying the night with her. We had two beds, so we talked all night and both of us laid down to sleep. Well, I woke up and she was sucking my cock. First blowjob I ever had and it felt fucking amazing... she crawled up ontop of me and lowered her pussy down on my cock.. and I was in heaven.. she rode me for awhile and I told her I was gonna cum, but she kept riding me... I blew my load inside of her and she got off me and we cuddled for the rest of the night. Woke up the next day and she took me home. Was the first and last time I ever saw her. I'm 38 years old now. I still think about her from time to time but we lost touch over the years. Was a pretty good first time.
>>706617107
Nice. To this day I still miss that tight little body. I'm constantly trying to find another keeper with a body like that and bigger tits.
Got a pic of your girl?
>>706616723
I like to believe these girls are collecting semen to make a cake and they serve it to their fathers when they come over for sunday family time.
>>706615508
Its fucking true. First time a condom burst on me I didnt know what hap. But fuck was the orgasm like x1000 better than usual, Pulled out and found condom rolled up my shaft and girl full of cum.
The last time it happened - I remembered how good it feelz and realised that the x1000 intensity was a blown condom again.
Did I pull out? Nope... did I fuck, the few hundred milliseconds of realisation and best orgasm ever ... yeah I knew it was wrong but my amygdala and cock was in charge then. Rationality doesnt come into it.
Thankfully no kids from those mishaps!
>>706617109
lolwut
also, i freaked out because i fucked a chick and found out she was pregnant a few weeks later. turns out she was fucking another dude and it wasn't mine. dodged a fucking bullet.
>>706615002
first time was with my dad's female husky. she was in heat and randy as hell. i'd been fingering her for a long time, and had worked up the courage to go down on her the day before. i figured why not, next time she flagged at me, i boned her. came after like 30 strokes, felt like i shot my entire life force through my dick.
unfortunately it kinda ruined human pussy for me, humans arent as tight or as warm. they are much wetter than dogs though
>>706615002
Fucked a pregnant girl like 5 times before she got back with her shit boyfriend. Gooooodd shitttt son... MMmmm! Gave me a preg fetish.
>20
>overseas deployment
>we were allowed to go to the local bars and have fun with random chicks
>6/10 thai chick
>stole her from another friend of mine
>fucked her twice and came inside her the second time
>kicked her out and called over 9/10 Ethiopian goddess to fuck as well
good times...
was a virgin and busted a fat nut in my girlfriend at the time. was great. she was on the pill and was throughtout the relationship. i think thats ruined me tho because i don't think i would consider fucking another girl with a condom.
>>706617445
pregnant pussy is great. i fucked a pregnant chick for a few months because her husband wasn't into her while she was pregnant. she told me she couldn't get double pregnant so she wanted me to cum in her. she also nursed me a few times after she gave birth. shit was cash.
Grow up in Philippines. Very poor don't always eat everyday. One family in village makes money and we borrow from them to survive. One day father of family we borrow says he come to collect. My father appears distressed but agrees with other man. Father tells me and my sister to go with him and do what he says and we have to do what he says so we can have money to live. Arrive with man at his house has sister and I undress and stand in front computer camera. Can see white foreigner touching self. Man touches sister and shows her body to camera including her vagina. Does same to me and focus on my penis. Makes sister suck my penis and me lick her. Makes me fuck sister and semen in her. Makes me sick his penis and semen in my mouth. Tells us to dress gives us money send us home. We had to go over to that house 2 time a week for many many years. Sister was first vagina I ever had. Makes me sad.
>>706615002
> /b me having my first sex
>girl is 14, I'm 16
>put my dick in missionary and immediately nut in her
>was too embarrassed to stop, so I kept going even though my dick was sensitive as fuck
>she stops me and gets on top and rides, my eyes cross as my dick is still super sensitive
>rides me until she cums, we both go have a cigarette and I am immediately in love
>mfw I fucked her 900 times in the following 9 months of dating, every single time cumming in her snatch.
>mfw I didn't know what I had till it was gone
>she could cum from penetration alone and it only took her two minutes, I'd fuck her for hours and the orgasms were endless
>mfw I can't make my wife cum ever
>>706615002
>be me, college freshman
>had sex before, hard to finish with a condom on tho
>meet qt eskimo girl at some freshmen get together
>talk to her, she's chill
>ask her to hang out the next day, go to comic book store
>doesn't gaf that I like comic books, or that I go so far as to ACTUALLY go to a store for them
>Go back to dorm, watch Con Air, laugh cuz shitty movies
>Start making out in time with the finale, we both get pretty handsy
>"just to be clear, we're not gonna have sex tonight, okay?"
>k
>all of five minutes later, asks me to fuck her
>start talking about kinks
>Second sexual partner, no real kinks to talk about
>she's into calling dicks "bunnies," some traumatic shit at a nursery or whatever
>On bc, too stupid to worry about STDs so fuck it
>She's not too crazy, just moans at first
>starts calling her pussy her "box"
>Probably not gonna call this chick again, w/e
>about to cum try to pull out
>pulls me back in
>"PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX"
>mfw I cum buckets
First time i busted in a chick i was with my ex.
After a year with her we quit using condoms and always relied on pulling out. Typically busted on her ass or tits, or she swallowed. But this time we were going at it, just woke up, so we were both tired as hell. Halfway thru realized she started her period, at that point i pretty much said fuck it and busted in her. By the time we were done, our bed looked like a goddamn murder scene, blood everywhere
>>706618131
i was with a mexican chick that had a massive clit. she could cum multiple times from penetration. loved having cum in her. i miss that big clit.
>>706618283
>>706615002
>Be me. Be 18.
>Have 20y gf
>Out of condoms
>Dry hump naked
>Accidentally slip in
>Com buckets immediately
>She has abortion 3 months later
>Find out two years after break up
feelsgoodman.jpg
>be 21
>dating girlfriend for a little over a week
>only had sex once and I didn't cum inside of her
>shes sleeping over after we went out the night before
>wake up with raging morning wood
>start to mess around
>slide into her
>cum buckets in about 5 minutes
shes on the pill. honestly if we break up and the next girl I fuck isn't I think I'm screwed. Condoms make me go soft.
>>706618283
i would have cum buckets too
>>706616321
>16
>freshman
>>706618283
>>706615002
Usually i raw dog till i cun elsewhere, but girl was on her period so I just came inside of her
Was alright, itd have been better if my dick didnt look like i just fucked a raw kidney
>>706618283
wat
>>706619183
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dDBAiq4RFE
>first time having sex
>gf and i decide to go raw for first time
>came inside her after like 2 minutes
>suddenly motion sickness hits and i throw up
>mfw im balls deep in my gf and shes covered in vomit crying
>Have sex with bimbo hooker that's 40+
>Nice body, but she's beat.
>She loves fucking a fit young guy
>Get drunk one day the week after
>Start texting her
>I talk her into having me over, say im broke but ill make it up to her
>Go over and we make out heavily
>She strips me and starts grinding on my raw dick
>My dick slips in
>Fuck for for a while and cum inside
>Get dressed quickly and leave
>Freak out
>Got tested 2 weeks later, totally clean
>Never talk to her again
Not proud of it but, im brave enough to include a picture.
>>706619374
>suddenly motion sickness hits
were you fucking in the back of a moving ctation wagon or something?
>>706619446
>She loves fucking a fit young guy
>but will fuck anon for money
>>706615002
>be me, 13
>gf, age 16, runs away from home
>uncle drives me around town looking for her
>find her
>take her to uncle's house
>go downstairs to uncle's porn lair
>hammock hanging from ceiling
>strip off her clothes
>strip off my clothes
>push her onto hammock
>insert rock-hard cock into wet pussy
>cum buckets in three thrusts
>gf screams bloody murder
>uncle rushes into basement to see wtf is happening
>spend rest of night getting lecture from uncle about wearing condoms
>later that year uncle knocks up gf
>mfw
>>706619561
Savage
>>706619446
HIV test results are only valid after 4 weeks after the incident
>>706619506
Well call it what you want, i was going at it and once i let out the load i got dizzy and threw up. I just assumed it was some kind of motion sickness
story too long. I was 24, in the Dominos pizza parking lot waiting for the pizza to be ready with my GF.
>doggy style outside next to my car
>jizz
>walk in, get pizza, go home.
pic related.
>>706619571
>tfw you have no face
>>706619561
She didn't know me when i first called her. After we fucked the first time, for money, she let me come over when she wasn't booked once. Not too hard to understand. Like i said, not proud.
>On honeymoon with wife
>She surprises me and tells me she is on the pill and has been for two months
>Go at it
>Finish
>Make a huge fucking mess all over the place
>Wind up rolling the sheets/comforter into a ball
>Put them outside
>Giant fucking yellowish stain on the mattress
>Shower, get dressed, go to dinner
>Get back to the lodge
>Bed is re-done
>We both laughed
>>706619723
nice pussy. more?
>>706619687
Kek was it the thought of having a kid that made you feel that way
>>706619683
I got tested last month, and that was 2 years ago. im clean.
my high school ex got me into the creampie fetish scene. She wrapped her legs around me when I was about to cum one day. Best feeling ever. I fucked so many loads into her. Shes crazy asf now so I got lucky fucking her raw with no birth control.pic related
>>706619802
Sure thing, fat ass
Hooked up with one of my friends. She was already pregnant and was like "We don't need a condom. I can't get even more pregnant" so I climbed ontop and fucked her til I came inside.
Fucked her and filled her pussy a couple other times during her pregnancy.
>>706620218
Good old projection. How much time do you spend on a treadmill everyday? You get up at 5am everyday to run?
>>706619861
Nope, nothing like that. I was 14, i didnt think of consequences. It was just like someone knocked me on the head with some wood
>>706620719
meant to reply to >>706618283
>>706620510
>says he's fit
>not confident enough to not get mad when called fat on 4chan
pick one
>camping with friends and relatives
>sharing tent with friends and this milf whose going through a divorce
>her blow up matress has a hole in it
>she bunks in with me
>during the night she rubs up against me
>get hard and she starts stroking it
>start rubbing her pussy from behind
>she pulls her undies down and grabs my dick and pushes up against my dick
>i slide in
>she rocks back and forth slowly
>goes on for 10mins of slow back and forth
>feeling amazing
>suddenly feel overwhelming sensation
>for some retarded reason think im just orgasming and not cumming
>feel my stomach all tense
>shes built my load up so massive by pacing it slowly
>feel my dick pulsing
>5 more mins of her rocking back and forth
>she slides down and sucks me off and jerking me
>nut again and she sucks it all up
she was 36 and i was 19 at the time
>>706619975
Leglock is the fucking best
I come reguarly inside my gf and it is awesome but.
Sometimes i cum on her tits and lick some of the Nutella out of her breasts and then kiss her. Am i the only one?
>23yr virgin
>coworker starts flirting
>2am
>sneak her home into moms house
>creampie
>sneak her out
>next day at work, phone call from mom
"I heard everything last night. And I know what those stains are on your blankets"
>>706617221
You said you fucked her with a condom on....
>>706621068
I perfer eating the pussy after cumming it it. Shes super sensitive so she loves it and i perfer the taste of cum mixed with pussy juice
>>706616321
>16
>Freshman
Probably felt bad since you were retarded.
>>706620978
>for some retarded reason think im just orgasming and not cumming
anon, pls
>>706618283
>>706621244
Fukken busted
>>706621303
Faggot
>>706621401
I would only be a faggot if it was someone else's cum. Otherwise its just a lewder version of bear grylls
>>706620888
You alright?
>>706616684
Eyeless chicks are terrifying!!
>>706620978
>she pulls her undies down and grabs my dick and pushes up against my dick
Wut
>Meet current gf
>Third date, she wants the D
>She blows me a bit, I eat her out
>Go to fuck
>I'm a virgin
>Can't stay hard with condom on, she says fuck it she's on the pill anyways
>Sucks me till I'm rock hard
>Gets on top of me
>Starts lowering herself into my cock
>Cum literally the instant I get all the way in
So yeah, that was a bit shit
>>706621602
Virgin detected
>>706621586
under
rated
so i was fucking this girl from my cshool and she's really hot, she has big big boobs that she wears under her cheerleader outfit. anyay Im making out with her when were at a basketball game behind the bleachers and she farts which i think is cyte, so I yank down her pants and push her thead to the floor and i cam in her vajyna and on her but hole
>>706622038
cancer
>>706622038
>>706622179
sorry guys, that was my brother, he's acoustic
Wouldn't know. 32 years old and still a virgin.
Sophomore year of college. Really cute chick. How I was able to pull that, I will never understand. Green eyes. Freckles. Dark brown hair. A cups. 4'11 and like 85-90 pounds. She was so unbelievably tight. Fucking was always an inconvenience because of it but once I was all in, it was easy. Was on birth control and let me cum in her every time. I will forever fap to the memories. She dropped out of college and got married to some douchebag after.
>be me
>be 23
>
>banging girlfriend on dining room table
>shes in missionary and the table is the perfect height to rail her
>have one of the best orgasms of my life
>victory walk to the kitchen to dump condom
>realize it broke and rolled up ands I kamahamaha'd that shit straight into the womb
>girlfriend barrels into the kitchen Kramer style, takes one look at my junk and spin moves to a kitchen drawer
>breaks the speed of life downing plan-b pill
>crisis averted
>she went on the pill after that
>>706622339
fucking idiot. how have you not killed yourself?
>>706618283
This is going straight to my fucking greentext folder.
>girlfriend and I are 17. Come home from school one day, go to her house because nobody is ever there around that time.
>she tells me she started taking birth control that morning. Get raging boner, fuck her on the floor of her room, last about 30 seconds.. cum inside her immediately, moaning like I just injected 10,000 hits of dope..
>cum the hardest of my fucking life. Have no idea at all how birth control works. Extremely fortunate didn't have a child at 17.
>>706622441
Fuck that was hot
>summer between junior and senior year of high school
>been dating girl for a few months
>she's first serious girlfriend
>her parents go out of town for a college class reunion
>we hang out for a few days
>she decides she wants to give me a special b-day present
>we lose our virginities to each other in her bedroom at 3 o'clock in the afternoon on my 17th birthday
>no condom
>she had been on "the medicine" since she was 13
MFW I got to have raw natural sex with a creampie the way God intended for my first time.
She had a gorgeous well trimmed little bush too. She kept some hair but it was neat and clean and beautiful. Smelled good too.
>>706622278
He's acoustic, and your autistic, huh?
>>706615002
i always pull out
>>706622339
I have 11 years before I'm just like you, man. I don't think I'll be unhappy, though. Dating isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Especially since I had a bad feeling about the bitch in the first place.
>>706622541
Probably because I'm too scared. Or because I'm not a cocky teenager that thinks sex is everything. Or maybe a little of column A and a little of column B.
>>706622716
Stop it now. Go get laid now anon and I don't care how. Save your money and splurge on a mid to top tier hooker if you have to. After you get laid you'll realize it's not that big of a deal and you might get a much needed boost of confidence.
There are billions of women on this planet. Someone will fuck you if you show a little confidence.
>>706622668
You're*
>>706622716
>Dating
We're talking about fucking. Keep making excuses you miserable beta piece of trash.
>>706622716
Thing is, age is just a number. When you have your first time doesn't have to be before a "certain point." It just has to be with someone that matters. Sounds like a crock of shit but honestly that's really what it all boils down to.
>>706622038
Your English is some poor
>>706622949
Ain't nobody finna fuck me fam
>meet gf
>get to our first time fucking
>i knew she was on the pill so we went raw
>still kinda nervous so we decide to pull out anyway
>about to blow load when she grabs me and wont let me pull out
>turns out she had a fetish for guys struggling to get away
>totally fucking ok with me
>learn something later that was not ok with me at the time
>break up
>after these years of de-normalfag training it becomes one of my big regrets
Feels bad man
>>706622907
Who says sex is everything, even though the majority of psychologist accept the theory it's a necessary park of a healthy mind. Keep making excuses. I think you're a column A guy.
>>706621586
kek
>>706623170
Your'e god damn right. buy some rope, you're done for.
>>706615559
Underrated post
>>706623170
Still not convinced anon. Start living outside your comfort zone. You can do this.
>>706622907
Ignore >>706623308. I haven't fucked a lot (maybe a few hundred times divided between roughly 10 people), but I've done it enough to know that it's really kinda like a massage; It's not some necessary thing, it just feels nice here and there and it can be REALLY awkward if a sweaty Asian immigrant man with poor english is the one doing it to you
>>706623442
You prolly right
>>706623535
I'll give up till I'm 25, currently 18
>>706622278
kekked hard.
>>706623727
Keep telling yourself that.
>>706623766
You have no shot.
>>706615002
>Be 19
>So horny I can drive nails with my cock
>42 y.o. 6/10 propositions me
>Absolutely
>We go to her room
>She sucks my cock
>Blow mad fucking wads
>Eat her pussy
>Make her cum three or four times
>I'm hard again
>"Got condoms?"
>"Nope, IUD."
>Okay then!
>Start fucking her like crazy
>She comes so many times I lose count
>Holyshit.jpg
>Come so hard I almost black out
We stayed FWB until I graduated college.
BTW she was a grandmother when we started fucking. Her oldest daughter was older than me.
>Drunk at party
>End up alone with qt
>We about to get to it until...
>Starts sobbing
>Says her boyfriends cheating on her again
>Wut
>Not sure where this came from
>Go home defeated
>Text message
>Best friend is girl
>Know she has a thing for me
>mesohorny
>Decided it's another days guilt and go for the risky text
>Luck was on my side she was down
>Pick her up bring her back to my place
>PoundTown
>Tell her I'm about to cummmm
>Says I don't have to pull out if I don't want
>awwwshieeetnigga
>Bust so so hard
>Pump de dump de dump
>Shit so cash
So yeah lingering hornieness brought about the worst in me and I pumped my best friends girl full of my semen.
>>706619446
op gimme number i'd nut in her all week
>>706622339
I went 4 and a half years without getting laid. I felt like I had regained my virginity.
>Be me 19 yo
>Second ever sexy times with GF.
>bumping nasties, way less awkward than the first time. Feels better too,
>Suddenly feels amazing,
>Bust a nut, pull out...
>wtf. where did the condom go?
>Feel around inside GF
>#nopenotthere.
>Find condom busted and rolled up at base of dick
>GF and I agree she would get morning after pill next day. And that no condom sex is way better.
>GF goes on regular pill, no condom for next 10 years.
>MFW busted 1000's of nuts in GF and only got her preggers once, and we did it on purpose.
>>706622531
>speed of life
>be 16
>have 14 year old gf
>fuck on the regular
>one time she's grinding on top before I put on condom
>dick slips inside
>cum instantly
>keep fucking and cum inside again
>never use condoms again
>>706623929
I've actually had 2 shots but I never took them because I'm a shallow piece of shit and also hypocritical
>>706615508
ohhh dude jesus christ you drank it???
I had almost the exact same experience as you but I'm not a cum loving dumb fuck
>be 20
>Fucking grilfriend
>wearing condom
>going at it on the side of the bed sort of missionary
>almost ready to pop
>randomly feels 1000x better
>dont think anything of it because im almost there, also 20 and dont know better
>unload while thrusting in her
>pull out and there's no condom
>ohshit.jpg
>tell her it falls off because im not a dumb fuck
>she stands up and pulls the condom out of her pussy
>call CVS and ask if they have plan B
>go to CBS and buy plan B
>gf uses plan B
>not preggo
>didn't drink my own cum
>>706615002
more like this?
>>706623766
Some Mexican chick would totally fuck you. Might as well get into great shape while you wait
>>706615508
I like your commitment Anon.
>>706624817
Lol actually the opposite
>>706624596
What state are you in?
>>706625045
So your dick is literally so small you couldn't even keep a condom on?
>>706615002
>>706615508
>>706625045
Question: if I wanted to purposely make a condom fail, what's the best way to do it?
I need to appear to put on a normal, unbroken condom in front of my wife and our girlfriend, but I want the condom to fail while I'm fucking the gf. Any ideas?
pic unrelated
First time I did was when I was 22 and my big butt latina ex was on top of me. No condom, I wanted to pull out (always been paranoid about having kids) and she basically held me down and made me cum inside. I wanted to buck her off but felt too damn good.
>>706615508
You ate your own nut...
>>706626157
>being this much of a virgin
>>706626186
put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. if it has a shiny foil wrapper, you'll need to do a minute since the metal will prevent the heat from transferring
>>706626186
Put a tiny slit in the top of the condom
>profit???
>>706626186
Not going to be easy to slip it off, unless it dark and you're real discreet taking it off while changing positions. Your best chance is poking a ton of holes it it and pulling it on hard enough that the condom tears when you pull it over. Plus, she cant get mad if it looks like an accident.
>>706618283
fuck.
10/10.
its only 4:30 am but you made my day.
.
>be me 11 years ago
>fucking fat ass gf (Sheriff's daughter)
shut up Blake Shelton
>it's New Years eve
wanna try something different anon?
>yeah sure
>condom comes off
>feels_good.dat
>feels too good
>oh god is this how entrapment works??!!
>see my life with fatty
>see my fatty kids with fatty
>I... can't... do... it.
>come up with bullshit excuse to slip a condom back on
>orgasm is mediocre as expected
>break up with fatty after discover she likes teen hunger force 2 weeks later.
>kind of use it as the driving force to end the relationship, but really I'm just shallow and don't really like the sight of a belly protruding further than tits
>obsess over how good that 30 seconds felt until I found a nympho that supposedly couldn't have kids
>have a kid after 6 rounds of clomid because muh seed
>divorced her ass
>better off alone and a fleshlight feels exactly the same
meh
Girl I'm banging can't have kids cuz of Tylenol suicide attempt when she was 14. I cum in her by the gallon, but won't get in relationship with her because she can't have kids lol.
>first date with this blind date chick
>dinner, etc.
>boner
>back to my joint
>"I'm on the pill, anon"
>I pop like six boners
>smash it
>dead lay but pussy bretty gud
>dated her like a month
>flips shit while im at work
>"I DIDNT TAKE MY PILLS I CHEATED ON YOU STOP TRYING TO BE MY DAD UR MUSIC SUX IM GONE"
>couple of weeks later messages me on fb "uh... Im pregnant its urs!!!"
>tell her I want a paternity test
>"u-uhhhh okay...."
>not a fucking peep in four years
>>706625057
Look for years, seems about the only stuff.
It was from a UK TV show about sex.
I'm amazed it didn't turn into a genre of porn.
>>706626587
>Plus, she cant get mad if it looks like an accident.
that's pretty much it. Whatever happens, it has to look like the condom breaking was an accident. I can't just slip it off, bc that would be too obvious/avoidable. But if I pulled my dick out after giving the gf a cream pie through a busted rubber, the wife can't be mad
My first real gf, my first time ever having sex, no condom, she wanted me to cum inside her and I did. We only used condoms during "unsafe" times of month.
After her I had a fuckbuddy 22 years older than me. We never used condoms, I always came inside her.
GF now, never use condoms, I always cum inside her.
>>706625045
>go to CBS
they aired that shit on live tv?
>>706618593
> feelio when you cant get an abortion in poland
top fucking kek
>>706620749
it was the ghosts of your family tree telling you you just fucked up big time kiddo.
>>706627109
If she's blind, how did she text you any of that?
>>706619975
>creampie fetish scene
basically, normal sex. lol.
>be me
>vasectomy
>always cum inside
> suck it up
>>706615508
>my gains
>>706617422
This is the best post so far
>>706627545
>Be you.
>Half a man.
>Forever.
>>706618679
Same. I cant stay hard for shit with one on but raw I can fuck forever.
I lost my virginity at 17 to a 29 year old women. Shes on the pill and says to me while im humping away "do you want to cum in me or on me" I say "in you" shoot my load and fart real loud and long at the same fucking time. I still feel very embarrassed about it.
>>706615002
Ready for some sick shit?
>be teens
>GF secretly staying over at my house
>cuddling and being all cute n shit
>start making passionate love
>whole time tell each other how much we want me to cum inside
>halfway through
>cum inside me baby
>but what if...?
>I dont care
>proceed to make the sweetest love to eachother until we both cum while still holding the other's body
Fucked up, i know.
>>706626949
poster boy of trump's voter base
>>706615508
>>706628250
i'm intrigued
explain yourself anon
idk I'm still a virgin.
>>706618509
Is call a penis anon.
>Be 20
>Banging 18 y/o g/f at college
>Ask every time if I can come inside
>NOPE
>3 mo in routine sex and about to finish
>Plan on pulling out as usual
>"come inside me, anon"
>hnnnnggggggg
>be me 17
>have 7/10 gf with big tits
>she wants to fuck
>I put on a condom and fuck her missonary
>she wants to switch
>I get on my back
>she takes the condom off with her mouth
>wtf.jpeg
>gets on top and puts my cock inside her
>rides me so fast and hard
>watching her tits jiggle as she moans
>dontcumdontcumdont
>cum inside her
>she gets off fingers herself and licks my cum off her fingerse
>we go buy a morning after pill
>mfw last time I ever came in a girl
pic related, her huge tits.
https://discord.gg/kbYKsEB
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>lel-chan
>>706628974
those 3 words are fucking magic.
>>706615002
>Sophomore year of college. Really cute chick. How I was able to pull that, I will never understand.
Bro, confidence is the key.
That's all.
You just have to walk in like you belong there. It's like acting, until you master it and live it.
>>706617574
Basically every Marine when they let them off out of the barracks...
This is gonna be shit but losing virginity and cummin in da poosee
>be me
>14
>Fucking in love with gf or something idfk
>Spend everyday with gf
>Start hanging with gf at home
>awesome mom doesnt care if door closed or not
>Start folling around with gf
>ACTUALLY fall in love
>She goes to austin for christmas
>tells me shes ready
>Ho-Lee shit.jpeg
>she gets back we hangout a few times
>the day arives
>she come over
>close door
>pool out dongus
cont.?
>>706629379
>>pool out dongus
>cont.?
no
>>706627296
Quombolunquilkus.
>>706617073
Where you from anon
>>706621244
She should be happy you finally got laid.
>>706615002
I've been dating my gf for 2 years and have worn a condom all but once and pulled out twice. Always bust deep.
>>706627425
kekelol
>>706629825
this, my mom would be ecstatic as I'm still a 25yo virgin
tfw never cummy inside mummy
> Le be me
> Have Le sex with Le gf
> She doesle riding
>I want to Le cum inside her cus it feels Hot
> I get on Le top and says im gonna cum in you
> SPLUUURT
> I feel Le good
>Came inside XD
>>706617574
dubai?
>>706630379
I don't believe you for a second.
>>706630456
Sadfrog.jpg
>>706622541
he's a wizard so he has magic bro
>>706622949
This
>>706618131
god damn dude. i feel sorry for you :(
>>706615784
Newfag
>>706615002
I'm about to creampie my wife within the hour.
Sometimes I think I maybe infertile. Couple of stories
>be 16
>with the girl I lose my virginity to
>fucking in my car raw
>for some reason dont even think to pull out and nut deep inside
She never ended up prego
>be 17
>have gf
>we fuck constantly sometimes
>usually cum inside of her
>sometimes I even keep going and cum inside of her again
>break up
>about 6 months later she has a bf and we start talking again
>we naturually start fucking on and off again for the next few months
>at first I usually came inside of her
>randomly one day she asks me to use a condom
>okay whatever
>after wards we are talking about the condom and how I usually used to nut in her all the time
>she claims she was never on BC (I could have swore when we started dating she said she was)
So yeah idk. Maybe she is lying about not being on it.
These arent the only girls I have came in. But all the others were definitely on the pill when I would do it.
>>706630379
le LOL XD
>>706615508
guys need to stop being scared of their own cum like pussies anyway,
>>706615002
>best friends with a brown qt growing up
>we start going out as we get older
>lose our virginities to each other when I'm 16 and she's 15
>always have to pull out
>she goes on the pill when she turns 16
>We start going at it, both really into it
>rawdogging her as hard as I could
>she had started doing kegels to make her pussy tighter
>when I came inside her she wrapped her legs around me and squeezed her pussy muscles on my dick
>Neither of us could stand up afterwards for almost half an hour
>we fucked like that for almost a year and a half
>>706615002
>be 13
>regularly have sex with stepsister
>cum inside her
>don't realize until it leaks out
>>706615002
>date girl when i'm 15
>she's not a virgin
>she won't fuck me, last relationship was "traumatic"
>don't get laid, break up
>couple years pass, about to turn 18
>i've filled out quite a bit, got better looking
>her friend is encouraging her to fuck me, they get drunk together and she calls me and tells me about it
>tell her to make up her mind and i'm down when she is
>get reaaaaaally high one night
>take a couple shots
>she calls
>wants to fuck
>picks me up, takes me to her place
>talk a bit, put on condom, put penor in, fuck her for like 45 min, don't cum, don't know how to with a girl
>months pass
>still not 18 yet
>she invites herself over to my house
>we get naked super fast
>reach for condor
>she stops me, grabs penor, sits on it
>feels fuckin' goooood
>she rides for a bit
>i get on top for a bit
>she rides for a bit, concentrate hard and feel it coming, don't say a word, just dump my load in her
>she says, "i couldn't let you go off to college without making you cum at least once"
>pass out, wake up, she pulls out a plan B and pops it
>never fuck her again
> 24 year old virgin
> Met a 19 year old girl on the internets
> She's into hentai/lolicon/roleplaying
> Flew to her city to visit her
> Had unprotected sex (she was on pill, we were both too horny to consider the risks)
> She called me "onii-chan"
> Came inside her
> Finally felt good about my life choices
> We're still together six years later
Anytime someone says they got their wife/girlfriend/whatever pregnant cause a condom broke, I instantly think they are a dumbass. Like how the fuck do people not recognize what has happened when the rubber breaks? Like the sex feels 10x better suddenly, what the fuck do you think happened? Its not rocket science.
>>706631661
Which one of you took the condor home? And was it a Californian? Those are like rare or something, i think
>be me
>16
>Hot tall blonde from my lake house wants to fuck
>pull out dick and fuck her right next to the water
>cum deep inside her
>turns around and tells me "that'll be tree fiddy"
>>7066155559
ayy lmao
fucking my gf at 14. My first time and after a long 2 1/2 minutes it feels like my balls will bust so I let go. Jesus it was good and I worried for months afterward....
>>706626186
Needle through packet
>>706615002
>sisters 13th B-Day her friends are over
>mom and dad leaves. I'm in charge of
>12 girls. stay in my room playing games
>one comes up and starts chatting
>tells me I'm cute reply so are you for
>a kid. Tells me she isn't a kid and shows
>her tits to prove it. Solid tits probably
>b cup. I say they're nice and slow play it.
>says I can touch them. I shut and lock
>door don't have to tell me twice. Play
>with them and suck on her nipples. She
>takes shirt off and we make out. I pull
>her shorts off and she has no panties.
>end up fucking her for about 15 mins
>tell her I am gonna cum on her stomach
>tells me no her mom put her on the pill
>blow my load inside her with the fury
>of a thousand sun's. She thanks me for
>the fun and goes back down stairs.
>ended up fucking a few more times
>when she came over.
>>706628141
i keked
>>706628250
...we were having a good thread too, faggot
Could we get more gifs or webms of ejaculating into vaginas from the inside?
>>706632107
fuck off, Nessie. You ain't gettin no tree fiddy
>>706622038
lol wut
>>706615508
I mean i dont have a pussy but I think i would feel you nutting?
>>706631006
Meh, what people don't realize is that women are only fertile like 6 or so days of the month.
I dated this girl who was getting prepped for medical school. She told me all about it, how since she wasn't on birth control she could feel when her body was heating up to ovulate and everything.
We basically fucked ALL the time, always raw, and I never came in her. Except for the day after her period ended, she'd let me do it like three times in one day, and then it was back to pulling out.
Did it for like nine months on the reg and never once had a pregnancy scare. Chicks who aren't retarded and have pretty normal cycles are awesome.
I wouldn't have cared if she got preggo though, she was a stone cold fox.
>>706616202
Ditto good man! I also make it a point to dump a load of cum in even the one night stands.
> Be me
> Play football in high school
> Friends with all the female athletes
> Date a few
> Never have sex with any of them
> Everyone things I'm laying mad pipe though
> Fast forward to senior year
> Major qt on soccer team starting talking to me
> pic very related
> Flirt for a few weeks
> Talk about all the stuff we'd do to eachother
> She thinks I'm a pro at slinging dick
> Little does she know that I'm really just a virgin with high-functioning autism
> Parents go out of town for Thanksgiving
> I stay home alone for football playoff game
> Time to take soccer qt to Pound Town
> Invite her over
> Make awkward small talk for a few minutes on couch
> Start making out
> Clothes come off
> Slowly kiss down her stomach
> Go down on her for a few minutes
> She tells me she wants me inside her
> donthavetotellmetwice.jpg
> A problem arises
> I watch porn and jack off twice daily
> Have been for 3 years
> I'm only 1/4 erect
> Fuck it
> Realize I dont have a condom
> Fuck it x2
> Insert my baby meat into beautiful girl
> Only sex I know is porn
> Start thrusting like a madman
> She seems into it
> Thrusting away
> Nuts slapping her asshole
> Boutta nut
> Without warning, nut all up inside her
> Lasted maybe 2 minutes
> Pull out my slimy, fully limp baby dick
> Silence
> She's obviously underwhelmed
> I realize I fucked up
> Don't really care
> She cleans up and leaves
> Tells everyone on her team I have a tiny dick
> Football team finds out
> Am dubbed "Baby Meat"
And that's the first and last time I nutted in a girl
>>706619801
>>706619571
fucking kek
>porn lair
>uncle fucks her too
>probably watching you guys fuck because fucking porn lair
>probably drove you around to find her because he wanted to fuck her too
>fucking topest of keks
>>706615002
I came then murdered.
>>706619813
so do you cum yellow?
>>706632935
Depends. My ex told me she could sometimes feel me pulse inside her and could tell by the way I was moving/moaning that I was cumming, but she couldn't feel the jizz if that's what you're asking
>>706615002
unfortunately, due to medication issues, i haven't yet. i can get hard but i can't jizz, man. she enjoys it, though.
>>706632945
Yeah I have always heard that. But I am far too chicken shit to try it out. Plus my girlfriends periods can be quite irregular
>>706622531
She just had a plan b pill in the kichen drawer?
How does it feel to be a cuck?
>>706632313
Is this your first green text?
>>706633582
Yes
>>706633450
basically the risky time is smack dab two weeks after period ends for about 3-5 days.
Ex and i fucked for 8 years raw with no child because I know my own shit
>>706630286
Britbong mummy poster? You are missed on /pol/. Come visit us sometime.
>>706633402
yep we feel that pulse. Sometimes though? I feel it every time lmao.
the first few times dont really matter
but when i was 25 i was dating a 16 year old girl
cumming bucks in her was the best thing ever. basically make life worth living.
the first few times dont really matter
but when i was 25 i was dating a 16 year old girl
cumming buckets in her was the best thing ever. basically make life worth living.
Back in college I figured out it is surprisingly easy to raw dog any girl.
Once my knight was knocking at the gates, every girl has just begged me to fuck them raw, even the ones who were very particular about wearing a condom.
And I only ever got chlymidia. Thank god it is super easy to cure.
>>706634221
greentext of how you met? First time fucking her?pics?
>>706630870
how does he know?
>>706634041
I'm >>706631613 and she said she knew it was coming. She'd do this shit every time with tightening her pussy and squeezing her legs. Shit felt mindblowing
>be me, 20
>decent looking but autist
>not exactly a kissless virgin but not exactly smashing it either
>go to festival
>bonfire with lots of half naked qt
>start making out with random chick, 6//10, probably early 30s
>she says "I like you but I got to share you with my sisters."
>dafuq?
>oldest sister is better looking, 8/10
>youngest sister is 9/10, dayum!
>oldest sister says let's go back to my tent
>no foreplay as she was already warmed up dancing half naked around a fire, got in the tent and just stuck it right in.
>she's about cum loud and we're just not giving a fuck because drunken festival
>younger sister (prolly late 20s) starts teasing us from outside the tent
>sister I'm fucking is all like, "bitch get in here and get you some of this"
>fuck to the yes!
>younger sister says, "I'd love to but you know my husband kill me" but she sticks her head in anyway to watch
>look down at the woman i'm fucking. see the tan line on her ring finger from where she took it off
>cum buckets
So yea, my first non-awkward, non autist sex was an almost threesome with a married woman while her married sister watch me cum in her
I don't care if you belive me
>>706632945
>only fertile like 6 or so days
People should also remember that sperm can live inside a woman for up to 5 or so days. So if you fucked a girl a few days before her fertile period, she can still get pregnant.
The rythm method of borth control can work, but on the scale of reliability, it's pretty far down there.
>>706617230
Find her on windows 95?
>>706615002
I was so excited, my girlfriend had taken contraceptives for a month, and just after the second dose we fucked and I came inside her, and it is the greatest feeling in the world. We haven't used condoms since, she also loves it. When I had to take it out, she wouldn't cum, that's the bad thing about mutual orgasm, I can't have sex without a condom and cumming outside or she usually doesn't cum
>>706631222
This, bunch of sensitive faggots
It's kinda awful. My girl is tight enough that when I cum in her, whatever can't fit inside doesn't flow out, it just gets clogged up in my dick.
>>706635323
Agreed, my wife loves feeling me eat her out after i bust a nut inside her. People need to stop being pussies.
Woke up to her delivering her finishing blow. Blew my mind.
>>706615002
>>706615002
She was 14, I was 16. Was absolutely breathtaking, had to be quiet as fuck though as her parents were at home.
>>706631977
>>706615002
I always nur inside em. Can't come with condom. You can't feel anything. Anyone else?
>>706615002
>18 yo
>first gf, olive skin, wide hips, beautiful pussy, crazy sex drive, big lips, came so easily and frequenly during sex
>was on bc, but we still used condom cuz i was scared of knocking her up
>we would usually fuck for a while then i would put it onbefore cumming
>shes on top riding me, has already came a few times (she was magnificent)
>im getting close, i try to push her ofd
>she pushes her hips down and starts riding me harder
>"inside" she says
>kind of freaked out
>bust a nut
>she cums again
gonna go fap to that memory. she was my hs sweetheart. dumped her during freshman year of uni because i thought i had to for some reason. have had many gfs since then, but none who i had as much sexual chemistry with. we also got along so well and i loved her family.
oh well, just gonna continue this self destructive streak until i die young.
>>706622339
I'm turning 32 next year.
Dating and shit isn't all that cracked up to be. I find some women to be annoying, tbh. Fucking can't deal with the bullshit...especially in the 30s -.-
>>706618283
Although pussy is normally referred to as box and probably not true, 8/10 did not forsee
>>706615002
I empty the clip into every girl I fuck, i don't use condoms and don't care about them getting pregnant, not a nigger, I'd take care of mine, the children I do have, the woman won't let me, which feels bad man. I've always wanted to try and be a better father then my dad was..
>>706619571
This is a different kind of fucked up.
>>706623766
Workout and don't be an asshole.
Have some passion and aspirations to impress the ladies. Confidence and Money then you get the women.
Simple.
>>706619975
>crazy
>Supernatural fan
No surprises there.
I save my semen in a jar and my girlfriend trusts me to wake her up by pouring it into her mouth and she chokes on it and it wakes her up and she has a look of panic then I give her warm batch into her mouth. She is an angel.
>>706636697
cognitive dissonance
>>706615508
Include me in the r/4chan screencap
>>706622339
22 here and virgin. I just bust a nut and uddenly I don't care. Many paths lead to orgasam although could be better. There are no girls I meet regularly and ones I do see are not ideal. I hope one day before I'm 30 but I'm more interested in long term than just busting my nut. Makes me sad though I won't ever be able to be a teen and bust in my teen GF.
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>>706637552
same anon makes me very sad
>>706623170
Not true. Don't use fam though. I've seen really Stupid ugly bastard with girlfriends.
>>706637552
>ones I do see are not ideal
welcome to reality, anon
>>706637552
32 here and not a virgin. I just bust a nut and suddenly dont care. Many paths lead to orgasm although could be better. I meet girls regularly but they all want children. I hope one day after 40 but im only interested in busting my nut. Makes me sad though I will only be able to bust in my teen GF.
>>706619446
You coulda done waaaay worse man kek
>>706618283
>>706627425
Tard
>>706615508
>>706617081
>>706617293
>>706625045
>>706625210
>>706626230
>>706627708
>>706631222
>>706628516
>>706632935
>>706637274 fuck you in particular
ITT new fags who don't realize this is pasta
>>706615002
>just out of highschool, having sex first time
>brother bangs on door
>wtfdoyouwant.jpeg
>brother says its an emergency, hurry the fuck up
>nut as he says that and yell back "I'M in an emergency!"
cringiest shit i've ever done
>>706615002
Today was my first time cumming inside, actually. Best orgasm of my life. came a lot in her. she's on the pill so we didn't care anyways.
>>706637777
7777
>>706637213
What's that /b/ro
>20 years old, still a virgin
>coulda fucked the slut years agom, but didn't want to take the easy way out.
>finally in bed with a girl.
>wearing a condom cause im not an ignorant fuckwad.
>goin at it hard.
>"you ever done anal?"
>smear some Vaseline on her ass and my dick.
>fuck her ass for a bit, she wants to go back to vag.
>"not wearing that ass condom!"
>rookie didn't bring 2.
>"just take it off."
>ohjesusfuck that feels so much better.
>bust in her.
>"wtf? Why didnt you pull out?"
>rookie mistake.
>no birth control, no plan b.
>still seeing same chick, few weeks later, slept with her again twice.
>she calls me, asks me to bring her 'feminine care products'
>aka. Letting me know she got her period, ie. Not preggo.
>date same girl for few years, few more scares, few more false alarms.
>got married, started trying for a kid.
>still no luck,
>4 years no luck.
>go to see a fertility doc.
>mfw ive been shooting blanks the whole time.
>>706618283
worthsaving/10
>>706637213
It's not that I don't want to be in there lives, there moms all pushed me out, filed for full custody and all.. I was pretty much used.. I'm try hard to have a son or daughter with my current girlfriend of 6 years, but she keeps having miscarriages, saving up the money to get a good doctor and try and fix the problem. We've been best friend since we both were 2 so I hope she's going to be the one.
> Girlfriend doesn't want to fuck me. Using me for money.
> Cry and tell her will stop paying for stuff for her.
> She says I can have the ass
> Go nuts deep until I swear I feel her anus rip and I can feel the tip of a squishy poop
> She never calls again
> Got aids
> worth it dont even care
> mfw the closest thing to nutting in a vagina was frosting her poop
> mfw I am going to die from this.
>>706618283
>inb4 homestuck reference
>>706633838
You're kinda simple, huh?
>Be 15 girlfriend is like 14
>She had been on the pill like two weeks
>Her dad is in the hospital
>There is a park outside the hospital with tall bushes against a building
>Climb inbetween bushes and building little gap in there
>Stealth fuck doggystyle because there are kids and parents like 15-20 feet away.
>She whispers, "Please cum in me."
>Ram my dick all the way in that pussy and blow the biggest load of my life
>We go back into the hospital and she cleans herself up in the bathroom
>We fuck raw from then on, she also lets me piss on her and choke her
>Dated that girl for a year, broke up cuz she started going crazy and some worthless bitch came up in my life
>Worst mistake ever.
>>706639310
Damn bro, I am >>706639497
I'm sorry to hear that shit. I hope I can have a kid with my ole lady. Shits gonna bring me down, something about her womb being to narrow, I don't know, we have to get a better doctor
>used to post in a sexy audio thread on /soc/
>go to a tiny chat for my state
>femanon freaks out knowing we live in the same state
>meet up, fuck with no condom
>good loud fuck, called me daddy
>10/10 would do again, /soc/ girls are crazy
My friends brothers gf. She was like 32, i was 17. One night he was in jail i was just laying on the couch n she messaged me asking her to bring her water. 17 year old me thought nothing of it cos people always asked me to do shit for them. Brought the water upstairs n as i was walking away she grabbed me n kissed me, wrapped her legs around me n started to pull me on top of her. Insta boner cos i was 17 n didnt beat off for like two days. She eventually pulled her shorts off n pulled her panties to the side, so i whipped my dick out. Started rubbing her clit with it n as soon as i started pushing into her she said "let me get on top"
Mind you i had only had sex once before this and basically came as soon as i put my dick in. Good time. But back to the story, i rolled over n she started pulling my shorts all the way off n then my shirt, n the whole time she was kisding me n rubbing her nails all over me, felt fucking great. Then she gets on top, puts my dick right in her just enough to spread her lips. I was pretty much just laying there at that point, and all of a sudden she just pushed all the way down on my dick. Dont know if anyone else thinks so but when your dicks dry n you go balls deep first thing, its amazing. I grabbed her thighs n she started going up n down very slow, all the way to the tip each time. Leans down n whispers in my ear "tell me when you're about to cum, and the combo of her lips tickling my ear, hands touching me and pussy gripping my dick made me start to cum immediately. Im assumming she knew because she started WILIN, moved one of her legs and somehow made me go deeper. I cummed BUCKETS in her. Feeling myself pulse in her and her grip it each time was fucking awesome. Probably the best sex ive had, even tho it lasted no more than a minute. We fucked one more time after that, which was pretty much the same except after i came once i layed there for a sec n then got on top n fucked her. Came in her 3 times in 2 nights.
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>>706639432
What the fuck is with the reaction to that post?
It really wasn't that funny.
>>706617109
We need more info than that.
Had an active sex life for six months using condoms. Already ejaculated down her throat, her face, boobs and lower back. But one place was missing. So she decides to start taking the pill. Now her pussy is filled with cum everytime we see each other.
Next objective, fill her ass with my jizz. We already have anal with condom. Condomless is my next goal.
>>706640490
You probably haven't watched Con Air, then
>>706618283
Took me a good minute holy shit that's great
>>706618283
>"PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX"
Fucking dead.
>>706618117
not pasta?
>>706631004
Finished creampie-ing my wife! Fucking felt great!
Condom busted and came all in my girlfriend. Felt really good but also had to run for plan b
>>706641340
I have. The punchline was pretty obvious at calling his dick a bunny.
The punchline wasn't that funny anyway. A sensible chuckle at best.
>>706642378
Eh. To each his own, I guess
>>706616684
Sure.
>>706615002
> be me
>17
>fuck my girlfriend
>end of the story
>>706615002
First time I came inside a girl was anal
I was 18, she was 23, we were watching Boondock Saints and started to mess around, so she gave me a regular sized condom, it barely fit.
I knelt on the ground and she mounted me with her legs wrapped around my waist and my face buried in her massive tits, sucking her huge fat areolas till they were red. Ended up busting the condom apart inside her but we didn't notice until after I came in her.
Still to this day, best fuck buddy I've ever had.
>be 17
>gf and I just got into anal few weeks prior
>doing anal and I slip out
>put it back in
>feels way better now
>announce I'm close
>she says don't cum
>wtf, no? this is why we started doing anal in the first place
>cum anyway
>"you didn't cum did you?"
>"yeah, why?"
> "you put it back in the wrong hole"
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