ITTGod Tier Guitarists
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God Tier Guitarists
>>706613983
/b/ is like that Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day". Same shit every day, over and over...
In this case, "Let's start a guitarist thread, and use a Geddy Lee pic".
It might have been funny the first 25 times, but...
Amidoingitright?
Lel it's fun cas geddy Lee plus bess
Morello, by far
I'm tired of these threads. It always takes way too long to get to James Hetfield. Mock Metallica all you want, Hetfield is fucking solid.
None of you can handle this superior guitarist
>>706615320
Hammett murders him
>>706615320
YEAH! HEY! OOOOOHHHH WOAH!
just kidding metallica is god-tier
>>706615562
Hammett is good at raping a wah pedal thats it. James all around is far more superior
Buckethead is a God.
tosin abasi destroys the entire thread
>>706613983
Here's one to Buckethead.
>>706615797
I think he'd be really good at stomping the shit out of babies.
>>706615860
>>706615946
thank you based bucketman
>>706615885
>this
/thread
Lol, how many peasants
>>706615562
Maybe as far as noodly shredding goes, but there's tons of guys that can do that. The riff wiritng, the song writing and structuring, the fucking downpicking. That shit is way more interesting and impressive imo
>>706616288
Guthrie is fucking amazing. The dude has never missed a note in his entire life it seems
>>706616835
this
>>706617185
You can't prove that
>>706615885
No he fucking doesn't
>>706617041
Yes John frusciante
None better than David fucking Gilmour!!! BOW DOWN!!!
>>706615797
>>706616315
Musically illiterate fags.
Hetfield openly admits that Hammet plays circles around him.
>>706619128
First off, why you gotta be so angry about it?
Second, what's he gonna say "Oh that dude's sucks. He's all wah pedal and hitting the wrong notes all the time?"
>>706619689
I'm angry because people spouting bullshit while being totally ignorant of the subject makes me angry.
You can compliment your bandmate without saying, "yeah he's better than me." Hetfield admitted Hammet was better because he is. Hammet was trained by Satriani. You wouldn't know an Aeolian mode from your asshole.
>>706615186
by FARRRRRRR
>>706620851
Holy shit I'm glad I'm not you
Pat Metheny for when u fagits grow up a bit
>>706621240
Why, does it bother you to be knowledgeable and credible when you talk about shit?
>>706616288
Erotic Cakes is my favorite solo album. Haven't really been able to get into his other stuff, though.
>>706621856
Well, his last job on The Aristocrats was good.
With Steven Wilson he is even better. I think
marting gore by far he gives every song a certain mood just from the guitar
>>706615505
oh, look, is pentatonic one string santana
>>706620851
>Hammet was trained by Satriani
he stops the lessons right after learn the pentatonic scale.
>>706613983
>posts getty lee
>bass player
are you retarded
>>706623369
kek
>>706618511
Gilbert is a beast
>>706621721
Dude, we're in a thread about guitar players where the first post is a bass player. We're on a website full of traps and dudes rating each others boners.
We're posting guitar players that we like, not discovering new frontiers in math and physics. You got instantly angry because you feel like you can somehow provide irrefutable proof that one guy is better than another at playing guitar. Who gets mad about shit like that? I'm sure that you are a source of constant amusement for those around you
>>706615186
I wish I would have invented record scratch sounds on my guitar. Untold millions in record sales and Che Guevara t-shirts at the mercy booth coulda been mines.
No one has named ying-yang minorsteen?
BLASPHMY!!!
>>706613983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EshYUumwtl
me
Here you go.
>>706613983
This handsome bastard.
If you can watch this and tell me that freddy von Helen is not the greatest evar, then you are a lost cause.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdFJTbaFcZ0
>>706624332
DAYMAN
This guy never does anything wrong and shred faster than a Panzer through Poland
Go to sleep, kids.
>>706615505
Twenty years ago, after The Garcia died (Keasy's Blessings Be Upon Him) he did hit a god-like streak of insane nirvana bliss.
Is he still there?
I had a guitar teacher that I'm pretty sure could play anything that any guitarist in this thread could play
but he's probably not eligible to be called God-tier since he isn't famous
We need jerry back
>>706626705
What a cool guy!
>>706626370
Thank You.
We wait in hope, for when The Garcia will return in glory.
In the meantime, when a faithful deadhead passes, they will wake in a miraculous place, Ken Keasy's farm, and Jerry will bridge life and death playing on his favorite guitar, Tiger.
PS. This is true
>>706626734
Not sure how its relevant, but ok.
Pancakes?
>>706616757
he's not a bad guitarist he just records studio tracks that are way too hard to play live
>>706615320
One of the best rhythm guitarist, yes.
>>706613983
Puts up a bassist
Already been posted, but fukit... JF my nigga.
>>706626276
Fuckin a
Ritchie Blackmore, underrated in America
>>706626073
That post is bad and you should feel bad.
Mike McCready
Les Paul the fucking man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iGXP_UBog4
>>706625167
No.
1 of the 2 god-tier guitarists have been posted.
We have buckethead, but we are missing Chet Atkins.
Our true god
>>706628199
I saw him.
He wasn't that good.
Really, he wasn't that good.
PS. I'm older than fucking shit, and I saw him.
She can't play for shit, but definitely some god-tier jiggling going on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkBvmv8kt4U
>>706629300
You go to hell. You go straight to hell.
¡Viva Segovia !
>>706625710
fighter of the nightman
>>706629388
Dubs speak truth.
Zappa's "Shut Up 'N Play yer Guitar" really showcases his playing quite well...
You guys are fucking kidding me right now.
>>706629962
overrated shit
>>706629388
The motherfucker could really drive a guitar. The same way Danny Elfman can fucking make a guitar smoke.
But neither of them can/could make it sound like a guitar was their holy mother, full-tilt-bogey passion in life.
>>706630481
I saw Clapton in '74 at Compton Terrace.
He really was fucking amazing.
Of course Johnny Winter smoked his ass, but still one of my top five performances ever.
>>706630481
Bwahahahahahaha.
Seriously, they have medication to treat your autism now. Get some.
>>706629151
You are so going to Hell for that
>>706626276
Fuck yeah
Just like school on a Saturday...no class
>>706624048
Bass guitar. Do you know anything about music?
>>706615946
>>706615860
Only real answer.
>>706626370
>>706627062
you boys are alright
>>706631419
Johnny Winter = total god. Clapton just plays shuffles
>>706615946
What's wrong with his face that he wears a mask and a stupid, fucking bucket on his head?
>>706632727
i should rape u for even asking
>>706629055
I saw Chet. He was... really really really good. It was... really really really a long time ago. Fuck, I'm old. I'm like some goddamn maxi-generational golem.
I grew up with every country-western song from the 1950's but still go to festivals and see Bassnectar, deadmau5, and Skittles (Skrillex 's retarded younger brother)
Rust never sleeps
Kevin Shields
/Fucking thread
Tony Iommi
>>706616749
Nirvana was the best guitarer there was
>>706632517
Can't fault you there, brother.
Forty years after hearing Johnny playing "I Love Everybody" it still fucking haunts me.
>>706616835
Is that the guy from Stoned Sour , he is ducking awesome
>>706625167
I was never a big slipknot fan , but that one song of there's , Dig , is very cool
>>706633500
Jack White?
Rape my shitter fellas, really?
no question at all, Satchel from Steel Panther IS God
>>706633420
Nah you're just a fag
>>706633794
Jess so you nows.. He had a super aspie son, Seth. His idea of a time out was to lock Seth away in solitary for hours at a time.
Also, in the same era, Arnold slapped the shit out of Maria Shriver in a Thrifty Drug Store in Santa Monica.
>>706633855
while I agree, /threading your own post is faggotry
Cuchi-cuchi.
Jimi Hendrix. Are you guys joking or are you all complete faggots?
>>706635525
Is there a connection between being hideously old, being a fag, and thinking that rap/hip hop should have been nipped in the bud by nuking Jamaica in the '70s?
>>706635723
Seth? who the fuck is Seth? You mean Ben or Zeke?
Slash obviously, duhh.
Biggest multi million rock band ( GNR )
Played with every major artist and around the world.
three successful solo albums
and about 50 other accomplishments im not going to mention at this time. go check him out
>>706636183
Hrrmmm.
The Tonight Show.
How many of us do you think there are? Why are we here instead of ordering the Trump and the Putin what we want?
>>706636457
Nope. Seth
Sorry, what the fuck is going on here guys? not one mention I can see of Rory Gallagher
>>706623584
>bass guitar
>not a guitar
K
>>706613983
Geddy Lee
>bassist you dumb fuck
>>706636908
>lowqualitybait.jpg
Reb Beach
this thread is cute
>>706637072
She's still going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmNPXqG6ovg
>>706638333
Trey Trips.
>>706622593
underrated p0st
the best
>>706638333
I intend no disrespect for Phish, the other side of the Dead's family.
Phish is good.
Kiko Loureiro for sure
>>706638758
He taught me all the songs i know.
Jason Becker
>>706638549
Holy Lord God.... She's still with us? She has my respect.
>>706638587
Trey? Is that you?
>>706638549
Thank you. Damn, I remember hearing that she was insanely more talented than what the Tonight Show let her be.
Good God, Carson really should be in hell.
>>706639834
Was about to post that /b/ro
https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY
>>706637258
Oasis was shit
>>706639883
That's a short song from her most are usually epic length.
>>706638587
Dimebag and SRV are better than Hendrix
>>706640043
fuck off faggot you have school in the morning
>>706638875
This. Shame he is in a shit band now.
>>706616835
I'm currently learning satch boogie, great guitarist
>>706617041
overrated piece of shit.
>>706640336
You can't be more wrong if you tried.
But what the fuck ya talking to me for dumbass?
Lalonde is god teir
>>706640586
Trey. We know it's you. We've found you.
Go play Arkham Horror.
>>706640586
Listen to any one of dimesbags solos please
>>706640586
Hendrix was nothing more than creative. There was barely any technical skill to speak of. Not taking away from what he did for the instrument, but both Dimebag and Stevie Ray are vastly more technically skilled, which means they are better at the instrument. People who talk about Hendrix as some incredibly great player are either ignorant or just say that because they think they're supposed to.
>>706613983
Malmsteen, Satriani, Vai.
This list is indisputable.
Anything else is just not as good.
>>706640909
IF they were any good i would have heard them.
>>706641314
Or maybe you just need to pull your head out of your ass?
What you guys think about Victor Smolski? Do you know him at all?
>>706640370
dude is actually pretty fucking raw
>>706626315
Fuck yeah. Marissa P . Fuck yeah.
Angel Vivaldi
This Chick.
You may bow now.
>>706614409
tru dat fuck all originality here
>>706638758
Fucking Marty man
>>706625426
the best when you actually know what you're talking about
The one and only in his genre.
