COMING SOON TO THEATERS . . .
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
COMING SOON TO THEATERS . . .
THIS SUMMER
ONE MAN
AND HIS DOG
ARE GOING TO ACHIEVE
AGAINST ALL ODDS
>>706613372
A MAN, AND HIS SON, FIND OUT HOW MUCH WILLPOWER THEY HAVE...
the holocaust
FEATURING AWARD-WINNING ACTOR STEPHEN HAWKING
THE HEIST OF A LIFETIME
HARAMBE'S RESURRECTION
A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY
>>706613325
>>706613726
0 - 100 in a couple of seconds
FROM THE VISIONARY DIRECTORS THAT BROUGHT YOU
WILL THEY BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE?
>>706613726
Only all caps entries count
also
>>706613692
excluded as well
AND "THIS MIGHT ALMOST MAYBE SORT OF WORK"
WILL FACE OFF AGAINST INNUMERABLE ODDS
my god my fucking ears are bleeding somebody turn it down
cut/ Vin Diesel "Ive got a baaaaad feelin about this"
WITH TERRY CREWS AS DANCING DETECTIVE WITH MUSCLES
RATED G FOR GANGSTA
WILL BE THE MOST HARDCORE
A STORY ABOUT LOVE, FAMILY AND
>>706613325
SAMUEL L. BRONKOWITZ PRESENTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO84aglgtz4
BUSTED, WITH A CHANCE OF NUTS
LESLIE JONES LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE
THE XXX PARODY STARRING
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
ONE MAN AND HIS DOG
ROB SCHNEIDER
>>706614222
RATED J.O.
j o?
JESUS ONLY
FLACCID PENISES
AND THE ONE AND ONLY
WITH REAL FOOTAGE, SHOT FROM BYSTANDERS
ANTHONY WEINER IN THE BREAKOUT ROLE OF THE YEAR
BOB ROSS ON VACATION
THE RETURN OF THE MAN FORMALLY THOUGHT OF AS DEAD
THE CRITICS ARE RAGING ABOUT
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
NIGGERS IN RIVERS
"TWO THUMBS UP"
"FIVE STARS"
"TEN OUT OF TEN!"
>>706613325
TWO BROTHERS...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ziXpIPAhD4
cut/ Pee Wee Herman "I know you are but what am I?"
THE MOVIE YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS!
FEATURE A SURPRISE CAMEO BY JAMES HOLMES AND THE HOLOGRAM OF TUPAC
>>706614382
THE MOST REALISTIC DEPICTION OF DEATH, DOOM AND DESTRUCTION IN MOTION PICTURE HISTORY
THAT WILL
ROCK.
YOUR.
WORLD.
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BESTIALITY ON THIS SCALE
THE BREAKOUT ROLE OF LISA ANN AND HITOMI TANAKA
FEATURING JARED FOOGLE AS THE KING OF SWEEDEN
>>706613325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
NARRATED BY NICHOLAS CAGE
AND THEY WILL SOON LEARN THE DARK SECRETS OF THE MCGUFFIN
>>706615283
MORE OFFENSIVE THAN MANDINGO
"AWESOME SAUCE" -J.J. ABRAMS
ANNE FRANK'S DARING TALE
FEATURING PEPE THE FROG FROM "THE DEPLORABLES"
A DARK HOMOEROTIC STORY EXPLORING THE THEMES OF
ON AN ADVENTURE THEY WILL NEVER FORGET
>>706615625
incest
SNAKE RAPE
"CAN I BE A MEME YET?" -MILHOUSE
TOP OF THE LINE CGI AND SPECIAL EFFECTS FROM THE LEGENDARY
JOHN CENA
someone needs to fucking narrate this shit
CRITICS ARE RAVING
"CHECK 'EM" -PATRICK BATEMAN
STARRING YOUR FAVORITE HOST:
"IVE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED THAT I EJACULATED... TILL IVSAW THIS" CHARLES MANSON
>>706615803
This.
This should also be capped as "/b/, the movie"
>>706615936
Tom Bergeron
ONLY AVAILABLE IN IMAX REAL-D
INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
The Goat whisper
A drawn out tail of 1 taliban fighter and his goat
left to him by his terrorist father who
crashed into the world trade center,
Azif Fugginan must train goats for isis missions into the desert
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU
MY FAT COCK
THIS IS THE PORN MOVIE YOU WONT WANNA MISS.
"JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" -BRENDAN FRAISER
COMING SOON FOR ONLY
A FULL NARRATION OF DREAMWORKS "BEE MOVIE"
DINDU NUFFINS
>>706616226
THE MOVIE THE STUDIOS DIDNT WANT TO SHOW YOU
THE MOST TOUCHING EXPERIENCE SINCE
FEATURING TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY
SHAVING RYANS PRIVATES
HELLO ANON, ALL OF YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE MOOCHED OFF OF OTHER, ASKING FOR CIGARETTES AND JUST PLAIN BEING A DOUCHE. INSIDE OF THE ERECT PENIS NEXT TO YOU IS 10 FLUID OUNCES OF SEMEN THAT YOU MUST REMOVE WITH YOUR MOUTH AND PLACE INTO THE JAR ON THE SCALES. LIVE OR DIE ANON, MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
AND MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BY:
"MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT" -NEW YORK TIMES
LINKIN PARK!
"Who wrote this shit?" -Lauren Faust, Creator of My Little Pony
WITH A SOUNDTRACK BY
ROM THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED LALALOOPSY AND TOTAL DRAMA R34
SMASH MOUTH!
FUCK THAT GUY HE ISNT THE ANNOUNCER. FEATURING TERRY CREWS AS "BIG MAMA" FROM THE BIG MAMAS HOUSE QUADRILOGY
>>706616412
ENYA AND SLAYER
THE THROWING STONES
EVANESCENCE!
RON JEREMY
THE RETURN OF POOTIE TANG
ZAFHIR, THE FLUTIST
GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU A STIFFY
2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
THE ACTION PACKED ROMANCE COMEDY OF THE YEAR
FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES
>>706616490
*FROM
COMBINED WITH A COMPELLING "WHO'DUN'IT"!
THIS.
>>706616654
THE TITLE OF THE FILM IS THE NEXT 3 LINES AND ONLY THE NEXT 3 LINES
IS.
& KNUCKLES
THE NUTSHACK.
MALL COP 3: RETURN OF THE BLART
SPARTA
IS & KNUCKLES AND THE NUTSACK
THIS FALL
A GRIPPING LOVE STORY
COMING SOON IN THEATERS NEAR YOU.
GUEST APPEARANCES FROM YOUR FAVOURITE YOUTUBE CELEBRITIES LIKE:
FROM THE SAME PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU
WILL OUR HEROES SAVE THE PLANET FROM DESTRUCTION?
RATED PG-13
>>706617071
FUCK YOU
ANNOYING ORANGE
THE CORPSE OF PEWDEPIE
>>706617027
Knuckles The Nutshack : Mall cop 3: return of the Blart
sounds better tbh
REBECCA BLACK
JACKSEPTICEYE
THE SLOW MO GUYS
WITH PULSE-POUNDING ACTION
>>706617145
THE NUTSHACK: THE RETURN OF BLART
& KNUCKLES
NIGGERS WITHOUT LEGS
"Iw was shakin' like a seizure"
-Nump Trump
THE ROTTING CORPSE OF A DOG
TOYS IN JAPAN
someone cap this please
AND!
BOXXY
DONALD TRUMP as GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
LAST BUT NOT LEAST!
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
COMMIT SUDOKU IN THE MOST SENSUAL FILM OF ALL TIME
RATED R
STARTS FRIDAY
THIS MONDAY
BANNED IN MOST STATES
YOUR'E GONNA FAP CRAZY
*sudden screen fades to black*
fade in Morgan Freeman accending to heaven holding god's hand
>>706617443
NYPA
AND JOHN CENA AS HIMSELF
RATED THE NUMBER ONE DOCUMENTARY OF THE HOLOCAUST BY THE JEWISH DEFENSE LEAGUE
DOING CRAZY BACKFLIPS
GRAB THE POPCORN BECAUSE
>>706617027
The and plus ampersand is clunky, better with a colon.
Is & Knuckles:The Nutsack
SPONSORED BY MOUNTAIN DEW
>>706617885
Shit the fuck up
HERE COMES
RECEIVED SECOND PLACE FOR MOST INFORMATIVE SEXUAL EDUCATION VIDEO BY THE ALABAMA BOARD OF EDUCATION IN 1993
>>706617916
reverse shitting sounds like a fetish
>>706613726
This man and his dog?
>>706618084
yes
IN THE GREATEST BLOCKBUSTER EVENT OF THE SUMMER
FEATURING SHREK AND TONY THE TIGER RULE 34
IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE HITLER BECAME AN ARTIST.
IN A REALITY WITH NO HOPE.
A JEWISH GERMANY.
>>706614166
lol
"A REAL KNEE SLAPPER, WILL KNOCK YOU RIGHT OUT OF YOUR SOCKS!"
>>706617916
What'd I do? That was my first comment in this thread. Also, how do you shit a fuck up?
A Man, a Dog, Mall Cop 3
Is & Knuckles: The Nutshack
Coming soon in theaters near you.
THE DUO YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
ADAM SANDLER.
BEN STILLER.
THIS ANON WILL
SHIT.
FUCKS.
UP.
RONALD MCDONALD IN A CHUCK E CHEESE FUR SUIT
THE LEGEND HERSELF, BRIANNA WU, IN THE INTERRACIAL GANG BANG BUKKAKE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOUR DICK EXPLODE IN DISGUST
CO-STARING ROLLS ROYCE, THE BEETLES, THE ROLLING STONES, PINK FLOYD, SOLDIERS FROM WORLD WAR ONE AND...
*chews popcorn anxiously*
THE MEXICANS THAT NEVER STOOD A CHANCE AGAINST TRUMP'S WALL
THE TOAST GHOST
"MOST ACCURATE PORTRAYEL OF MY SEX LIFE SINCE THE PORN PARODY OF 'RATATOUILLE'"
A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON AND!
DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON
DIRECTED BY SPONGEBOB AND THE WHITE KNIGHTS, A TIME WARNER'S SPECIAL, FUNDED BY THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST
FIGHTING FLOATING DECAPITATED BALLS DIPPED IN BLEACH
ROB SCHNEIDER IS THE STAPLER
>>706618776
>>706618805
The cutout gets top billing.
MARK ZUCKERBERG IN SISSY ATIRE
Featuring the hit new single from the shitfucks :
THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN TEAMED UP WITH HIS GREATEST ALLY ANONYMOUS
BUT SOON, (FIRST POST BELOW) WILL HAVE TO DUEL HIS RIVAL, (SECOND POST BELOW), TO THE DEATH
AN ACTUAL PILE OF HORSESHIT
MUSICAL APPEARANCES BY JUSTIN BIEBER, RON JEREMY, EARTH WIND AND FIRE, AND THE SUPERMARIO SOUNDTRACK TEAM
/mlp/ neckbeards
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
SPONSORED BY #BLACKLIVESMATTER
WEILDING NOTHING BUT
A PAIR OF ASSLESS CHAPS AN JARED FOGLE'S FOOTLONG
EUROBEAT
PRODUCT PLACEMENT
A HORSECOCK DILDO WITH GLASS SUPERGLUED TO IT
>>706619579
DRAGON DILDO
THE FIRST NOKIA PHONE
AND HIS RAPING SPOON
next 5 posts is final name of movie?
A GIANT
BLACK
FLOPPY
DILDO
THINGS.
WILL.
GET.
SERIOUS.
>>706619869
FUCK YOU, NANCY BOY
WINDOWS 98
THINGS WILL GET HARD
THINGS WILL GET REALLY, REALLY GAY
ALSO CO-STARRING JUSTIN BEIBER, EVERY FURRY EVER AND OP HIMSELF!
BUT MOST OF ALL...
FUCK NIGGERS
AND NOW, ON TO THE FULL LENGTH FEATURE FILM, OP CAN'T STOP SUCKING DICK THREE
>>706614421
that sounds fucking amazing on my headphones
>>706615446
image sauce
>>706620392
That might be too long for a feature. Maybe an IFC mini-series.
Someone cap this before it 404s
https://youtu.be/3Mvp3ZQTNPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkJ86JqlPA
>>706613325
I CAN STILL HEAR IT, MAKE IT STOP, GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
>>706613325
FEATURING MUSICAL COMPOSITIONS FROM V A P O R W A V E
A HIGH-OCTANE ROMANTIC GORE FEST STARRING YOUR FAVOURITE ACTOR ADAM SANDLER AND AMY SCHUMER
http://imgur.com/gallery/kRzZy
>>706620979
>>706614560
>THE XXX PARODY STARRING
>>706614661
>ONE MAN AND HIS DOG
>>706614670
>ROB SCHNEIDER
I'm losing it right now
im capping rn guys
will post new bread with finished product, just keep it up
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
ROBERT E. LEE HAS NEVER LOOKED SEXIER OR MORE PLAYFUL
anyone screencapped this?
>>706621433
SCHINDLER'S LIST II: THE DACHAU TAPES
>>706621366
IN COLLABORATION WITH
>>706624474
PBS TELEVISION
>>706613325
nigger
https://discord.gg/4RqK4p9
https://discord.gg/4RqK4p9
https://discord.gg/4RqK4p9
>>706613325
muh VHS :[
