REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
ultimate newfag get
these types of threads are so gay
>>706612972
FeelsBadMan
But I already have
>>706612972
An hero, Fucking newfag
>>706612972
i know it`s not true, but hey! what can i lose besides my time?
how can i increase these odds?
Lol nice joke op
huh
>>706613239
effect negated sorry
in
>>706612972
LIES
Such a thing no possiburu
Please don't start this up again.
The new bible said sucide was a way out when it comes to these threads
>>706612972
u huh..
Get
OK
Well.... Nothing to lose...
K
>>706612972
I just want sex :-(
I am really lonely :(
>>706612972
Gee whiz, I hope so!
.
>>706612972
kys
Ok.
And your gf will look like this!
>>706612972
i wish lol
>>706613697
perfect
>>706612972
Saved.
What kind of game you gotta have to pull this chick though? Literally gotta be a boss. And these types of girls are racist too, so if you're non white, no chance.
Girlfriend get.
Not tro
Lets see then
Funny
Plz im so fucking lonely
>>706612972
Fuck it
lul k
>>706613765
you're sadly mistaken my friend only ugly chicks are racist.
This is a load of barnacles.
Eh can't hurt
pls based god
Sgo
I'm game as long as she has a full bush, none of that shaved shit around me.
>>706612972
Duuuude
>>706612972
Actually fair chance tomorrow tbh so why not
pls
>>706612972
eh fuck it
go fuck yourself
Wouldn't hurt.
Sucide is an option guys
ill even take a chubby one
>>706612972
well call me a nigger
>>706612972
okay Cx
Halp
>>706612972
already have more bitches than I need...pass
ihy
>>706612972
whatever, I might as well try
Hope she takes me back
It's not hard. Don't let other anons bullshit pretend 10/10 gfs set your standard. Go for average. A 4 to 7 will be twice as loyal and be three times the fuck toy as a 10 will. The sexier they are, the more dicks flying their way. So quit being neckbeard weebos and go get you a basic bitch.
>>706612972
Please
Please
plz
>>706612972
I want Maya
what if I dont want a girlfriend
oh shit
does tinder work? i cant cold approach, too much autism
>>706612972
oh well y not
pls
I'm a fucking birgin
Quadz
Well, /b/'s never let me down before, so fuck it
>>706612972
Bless me
>>706612972
Wish i had one pls
pp
>>706612972
Pls
oh ok
k
>>706612972
Don't care that's it's bait. There's a girl I've wanted to go out with for a while and stranger things have happened.
>>706612972
this is the kind of shit that makes kids ddos fb.
>>706612972
Replying cause I have no hope whatsoever
>>706612972
not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true not true
>>706614542
Been there anon. Just seeing your mindset, I can tell you it won't end well. Women are ruthless and enjoy drinking the tears of men they've crushed. Also story?
ok cool
>>706612972
FINALLY FUCK
Yo
no homo
>>706612972
doubt it
I pray every day for one. You better deliver op, you cock sucker you
As long as she's 8+/10
fug
>>706615064
NOT PART OF DEAL
Thank you!
>>706612972
Can't hurt
Awesome.
Will she have a tight pussy?
>>706612972
ayy
hope shes rich
If I get dubs OP will have a new boyfriend tomorrow.
one more person I feel obliged to please. well, either that or loneliness
>>706612972
good luck with that
>>706612972
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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kek
J
I hope
>>706612972
If only life were that easy
pls
bullshit, OP means "guy who fucks you" by "girlfriend"
Taken but I'd like a new one
>>706612972
>>706612972
Cool Sexy Nerdy Girlfriend Get
po
I wish anon
god im so desperate
I don't have anything to lose. Kek be with me.
Reply
>>706612972
fux yeah. i got a wife now. could use a girlfriend, too. will mine be a HB10?
i only wish for a fuck buddy, but i guess a gf will do
>>706612972
o boi
I know this won't work so I'll be spooderman
Reply to this or your mother dies in her sleep
fuck it, can't hurt to try lol
>>706612972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
>>706612972
pls
>>706612972
Alright
>>706613239
Then you get two. Honestly is it so hard?
>>706612972
I want to die.
>>706612972
kill yourself
>>706612972
Can't risk that shit
fuck it
Can i get a hot and smart one if i roll dubs?
>>706612972
I doubt it.
I wish
>>706615771
Shit
>>706612972
rolling for gf
>>706612972
>>706612972
Nothing else works
This is the second time, /b/, God help us all.
>>706612972
don't think so
But will she know about it?
>>706615771
Reroll op help me god im tired of being single
lol
Can that fertile cum slut be my girlfriend?
We'll see
>>706612972
>tfw no boyfriend
>tfw guys want a girlfriend
Just to be safe.
yeah right
I fucking wish, OP,
kys op
Aww ye im coming for you samantha
(X) Doubt
Pls.
>>706612972
Nice b8 m8
K.
I'd rather do it and look like an idiot than not do it and find out that I could've gotten her
Nothing to lose
>>706612972
What type though
I will take two!
i dont believe this shit is gonna work. im forever alone but here goes nothing. i dont even care if it is a fat chick at this point ill take anything that breaths
Sure man why not
>>706616333
with those trips my friend i hope u get 3. three sets of 3
I don't think my wife will like this...
tfw no gf
bullshit
>>706612972
y n o t
>>706612972
woah
>>706612972
If I get dubs I'll ask Becky out right now.
The Kalash is the only beautiful and faithful girlfriend in the world.
>>706612972
i have a date tomorrow
Literally nothing to lose
funny thing is she invited me over tommorow :)
>>706612972
Check them
>>706612972
yes
>>706612972
So be it. This contract is sealed
instructions not clear, got dick stuck in girl
y n o t
>>706612972
ill try it
ecksdee
>>706612972
save me
>>706612972
NEED
make a thread that gets me a job :(
Lies
>>706612972
yes
>>706616567
Indeed
let's see
k
is tomorrow, has girlfriend.
Thread working confirmed.
HahahaHAHAHAHAHA we can only hope
Fuck it. At least I'm not succumbing to the "your motber will die shit"
>>706612972
i don't believe you but i'm too lonely to not try
>>706612972
worth a shot
Hell yeah
i want to believe
>>706612972
(You) gotta friend in me
Kill me
a real gf
giff grill
Worth a go. I have a woman in mind..
i wish
Please come back...
Mmmmm
>>706612972
>Reply
lol
Shite
Does GF give gud succ?
Get this cancer out of /b/
If you fucking say so, anon.
>>706612972
hello
>>706612972
I doubt it
>>706617342
Say pleeeease XAXAXAXAXAXAX
K
Roll
>>706612972
A girlfriend and a wife? Awesome. Don't tell my wife
These always work. Trust me.
>>706612972
Better than the alternative.
k
Usually like fuck these threads, but these are strange times. Yes please, there's a lot resting on today for me.
give me gf or give me death
>>706612972
>>706612972
yeah right
>>706612972
Liar, but it's worth a shot
Jayden
>>706617611
dubs secure gf
>>706612972
rip
I fucking wish.
>>706612972
probably not.
I'm not a robot!
Stop being a nigger. Nigger.
Nothing to lose
Do I get a hand job too
>>706617406
Go back to 9gag, faggot
i summon exodia the forbidon one on this shit psot thread
ayyy
mmk
please
>>706612972
Pls
>>706612972
Give me a gf sweet lord
>>706612972
Banking on Clare
>>706612972
this is what your gf will look like btw
WORTH A SHOT
>>706612972
Just in case.
>>706612972
Reporting
>>706612972
Might as well, I can at least break up with her if she becomes a total bitch.
>>706612972
>>706612972
I know it's bullshit, but whatever.
>>706612972
Bullshit. Try me.
>>706612972
No way
>>706612972
kill yourself
Alright cool
>>706612972
Gf plz
>>706612972
not risking it
:(
i wish man :/
>>706612972
gibe gf pl0x
>>706613577
sauce?
Woah
>>706612972
ayyy
Ah hell yea!
Kek
>>706612972
I wanna girlfriend
neat
>>706612972
If true. I hope its with the girl I fancy
I need a side bitch to appear like Nicole Richie need two pounds. Bad.. I need that 20% I'm not getting from my primary 80% fuck the consequences.
This thread is cancer
Plz give gf
Kkk
>>706612972
virgin qt plz
Please Lord let the ass be a thing of class
If only
>>706612972
I WANT TO BELIEVE
why the hell not, worth a shot
>>706612972
OMG who is she
Replying to make sure I'm not dumped tonight
Liar
Hmm maybe...
